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Now they have their own buses.
Must be the bus to the Greek island of Lesbos…..
They’ll be staying at the YMCA. I hear you can do whatever you feel there.
I read a while ago that people from Lesbos sued because they wanted the word “Lesbians” to refer only to them, not to homosexual females. They lost.
What is the name for inhabitants of lesbos as a large group?
Lesbosers?
Lesbosanians?
I just dont know……
Apparently it really is “Lesbians”.
No way!!!
I am going to get citezenship for lesbos so I can be a lesbian to.
There is ONE way you can do it without needing citezenship. It’s pretty cool. And I can tell you how.
go on then ;D
LESBIAN FAIL
CLICKIE
must be a european bus.
A lesbian to what?
to/too FAIL
Greeks?
I read about the lawsuit, I didn’t hear they lost. What court did they go to?
Good morning everyone, BTW.
They took it to the World Court. It’s a bogus UN court thingie with no real power. They still lost somehow though.
Who did they sue? Is it possible to sue a language?
That’s what I’m wondering.
who did they sue, the english language? they don’t even speak english, what do they care?
judgeing by ur pic. i think u should ride on that bus
It’s kph, so not much burning.
But perhaps there will be when the left side goes 80 and the right side 100.
Maybe it’s a stretchy bus.
It’s definitely only going left.
Maybe it’s the Night Bus!
Could it be an omnibus?
the bus has german plates, therefore i would suggest that the 100 on the sign is KPH rather than MPH. this would mean the speed was 60mph (or so), fast enough for use with bacon lube.
Not German. Could be Italian.
I cheated.
On who?
On life.
You can’t cheat on life, it’s an open book test.
i’m from italy…..this is an italian place!! LOL
that aren´t german plates! looks like spanish…
Not Spanish. Could be Italian.
that aren’t English either! sheesh…
Maybe papasod is Italian? Ok, I’ll stop now.
Hey Arthur Eld, do you think the plates might be Italian?
Not Italian. Could be Sicilian.
*Snickers*
not german. Italian, I would say.
These are Italian plates.
The bus is called aG bus, thats graffiti
it’s not graffiti. Look @ the g’s. They’re the same
This isn’t the failbus.
Smoking is allowed on it?
Only once they have had thier wicked way with each other.
Jealous?
Yes extremely. I have not been bummed for at least 2 weeks now. I am begining to tighten up. I think I have lost my mojo.
Please dont read that the wrong way.
bummed=upset
tighten=lose confidence
Too late.
*scootches away from True*
mojo = ?
extremely = ?
mojo = chewy sweet
extremely = EXREME!
*is not touching this one*
*is disappointed*
It could be the “wrong bus”.
Wrong hole bus?
rainbow bus
You’ve been reading too much Jackie Collins.
As opposed to what other kind of gangsters out there?
Ooh a German fail!
I fail.
Me too VV.
Not German. Could be Spain.
…and those guys are known to be proud of their same-gender sexuality.
♂♂♂LET’S GO FOR A RIDE DON♂♂♂
“You come to me, on my sons wedding with his beloved Francesco…”
going by the .it on the website? I’d say Italy
PHOTOSHOPPED!> OH RLY> OH YEAH TTLY> ITS REALLY CALLED AG>OH YES SO IT IS>I KNOW I@M SO CLEVER> THANK YOU FOR SOLVING THAT> NO PROBLEM> GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
They are your strategic partner?
Looks like fun to me.
well there you go.
I haven’t gone yet. 10 more minutes yet.
What’s in ten minutes?
I’ll be going there.
Sounds like a plan. Have fun there!
4:21
Which Bible book?
All of them. It’s the remix.
Is that the one where Jesus is about to part the Red Sea, but is told by King Solomon in the Lion’s den not to, as he gave the fruit of knowledge to Moses?
Is there less begetting, and pillars of salt…or more?
I thought it was the fruit of his loins. My bad.
Funny story: As a child in Sunday School, the first verse I learned was “Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord”
So of course I said it thus: “Noah found GRAPES in the eyes of the Lord”
Awwwwww! *squeeze*
The grapes of wrath?
And I spent my life thinking his wife’s name was Grace…
600 seconds.
599 seconds.
Sounds like one FAB-U-LOUS holiday tour company to me
Sets up street party, rainbows and smoking area!
Oops “Wrong bus” again, now where is my ticket for the right bus.
5 eagles!
Yes how can I help you “.” Good morning to you.
Give him an exclamation mark!
Dont do it. You will squash him. Poor..
Perhaps it’s a ‘she,’ and it’s “that time of …” (well, you get the idea
)
For the rest of my life every time I see an exclamation mark, I will think of this comment.
*scrathes exclamation off ’1 key’ on keyboard*
Launches c upward.
‘Scrathes’ sounds more desperate.
This guy is right but he needs more t.
Both? So if I ask you to light me a fag it is unclear whether I want a cigarette or homicide?
It depends who you’re talking to.
Or you mean homocide? That was how the middle ages were.
You have no idea how much trouble that has got me into
I can imägine. We all know that homophobics are generally non-smokers!
Most of the homophobes I know are chainsmokers…
That makes the request even more difficult to handle.
The way I understand it, chains are nearly impossible to light, being metal (usually) and all … so how could … *head collapses*
No, no, no, that’s not the way you do it. This is how you do it.
*head explodes*
And “blowing smoke rings” is a concept best left unexplained.
(Morning all!)
Does it have something to do with sucking on a pipe? (Morning!)
This is English we’re talking about here! Don’t tell me you find double entendres surprising!
Nah, it means big ass loving homo who sucks a sausage like a starving child suckles on a teet.
*whacks Holla with big ANTI-BIGOT mallet*
As a true gentlemen you should have waited with the whacking until Holla was standing again. I think his dog would have finished “playing” with him in a couple of minutes. On the other hand, asshöles deserve to die on all fours.
I apologise for the original comment. Sometimes I just want to cause controveresy. I am very sorry. I was wrong to cause offence.
If you are serious now, I’d say it’s forgiven.
Big Ots are whackable creatures indeed.
The Film Actors Guild, right?
Hop on board and find out!
Good morning all I hope I have a good day.
Ummm. I hope I do to.
huge fail on happy bus
This bus looks like its is from maybe sweden
ATTENTION ALL FUTURE ENQUIRERS: THIS IS A BUS GROUP BASED IN SICILY, I REPEAT SICILY.
Don’t be sicily, GBF, it’s Italian!
IT IS FROM SICILY NOT ITALY. LISTEN TO THE MAN.
I am srrsly sicily, but I scink Sicily ics Italian.
Scorry. I wacs being pedantic.
peda
file
IT IS FROM SICILY NOT I REPEAT NOT ITALY
Sicily IS, I repeat, IS Italian.
YOU ARE SO WRONG. [BOLD] IT IS FROM SICILY!!!!
The Scilly Isles? It’s English?
You are very [bold] to say that.
You mis-spelled bald
its is sweden i know it not england
We all know Sweden is French.
no frenche is part of italyans this bus is sweden. i am sure of this
*space time continum folds up onto itself*
*universe pops*
Eww, the universe pooped!
HE SAID POP NOT POOP
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY
DOUBLE TROLLED. MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
The Scilly Isles…is that where the Ministry is?
*twirls around, legs outstretched, then procedes to bend down and go forward*
Of course.
*raises bowler hat*
And now something completely different. A man with a tape recorder up his nose.
*inserts finger in right nostril*
*Rue Britannia plays out of nose*
My name is not pronounced like that. It’s “Throat Wobbler Mangrove”.
Is your wife a goer??
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
I came in here for an argument.
No you didn’t!
Is that a penguin on your telly?
Yes I did!
.
Albatross?
*penguin explodes*
I’m afraid I must ask that no one leave the room!
*walks in with TV screen in front*
And now, the mollusc.
The Larch
We know he’s hiding behind the middle one.
*bush explodes*
Excuse me, I would like to buy a fish licence, please.
Semprini?!
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife!
My brain hurts!
My dog has no nose!
How does it smell?
AWFUL!
Tell me, do you have any cheese at all?
Is that what that smell is?
What about this? Breaks the ice at naughty parties!
What a strange turn this cycling tour has taken.
Sir, this parrot has expired.
*takes parrot and bangs it on counter*
So you’re saying this bus is not Canadian? That fries my bacon.
Eh?
I would’ve said Swiss, but that’s just cheesy.
Swisscily?
That just means the holes in the cheese are from stab wounds, not bacteria.
The cheese you can’t refuse.
Oh, those Gibrovians. What will they think of next?
Google search results for “Gibrovians”: Zero.
They were made up by Billy Connolly.
The national anthem goes
“We’re from Gibrovia, and we don’t give a sh!t”
(clicky)
Ahhh, the eighties.
Is that Ringo Starr in the audience?
Nope, just his nose.
Looked like it. Also saw Roger Taylor, it’s a drummer convention!
Which one?
The Queen!
*curtsies*
Ah Rrrrrrroger Taylorrrrrrrrr.
After returning from my smokin’ holiday I would like to wish all a good day and *squeezes all*
Does that make you a fag hag?
*squeeze*
No, but I’m pretty sure she got lit!
*Squeeze*
Is that what you young folks call it nowadays?
Maybe she was fired up?
She definitely is hot.
how did you know Arthur- I just had to turn the air con on!
Is that a commutative group?
i get wood every time i come to failblog after laughing so hard at the witty comments =D
Save the earth – never waste good wood!
FIRST!
Fred Astaire Group.
Foiled Again Groper
French Angry Grapes
Fierce Anal Gays
Ferndale Anti-homophobia Group
Finnish Arial Gymnasts
Feisty Amish Goats
Fails At Game
F#%* A Goat
French Angry Guitarists
Frisky Aardvarks Gyrating
(Third time’s the charm!)
Fisting Awesome Girth
Feels Almost Gooey
Flatulance Aint Good
Fully Automated Geisha
Forced Anus Grinding
CHAINBREAK
Fornicating above god
freaky arctic goo
♂Tonight there’s gonna be a chainbreak…♂
Friendly and Good
:angel:
test
B-
See the headmaster.
HA – HA. You got in trouble!!
looks like the F is spraypainted on
YEAH! your right!!!
Ahem. Click my name please.
*drums fingers on desk boredly*
*plays air guitar excitedly*
*does a silly little jig*
So what does that mean? he said it looked like the F was spraypainted on… and it does look like it… I didn’t say it WAS spraypainted…
*sings on his chair repeatedly*
i just had the weirdest thing happen. i refreshed and my popUp blocker worked but then all these commercials were talking at the same time, but i couldnt see anything.
That is especially scary if you have your notebook on full volume at 2 am…
^^
oy! where have you been?
WTF???
I just replied without saying anything bad, and they have cut me off!!!!
Well… I’m at work… and sometimes I’ve got a lot to do… so… ^^
(trying not to say anything wrong or otherwise I’d be moderated again)
Another Photoshop/GIMP job. Get this crap off of failblog.
Are you really that desperate for material, Icanhazcheezburger?
you silly man/woman
Thing.
i think the ‘f’ is just graffiti. it clearly says ‘ag’ two other places on the bus, without the ‘f’
Yeah, I saw that too
YOU! I wanna take you to a gay bus!
I think it just means you can smoke on it. A ‘fag’ can mean a cigarette.
question: shouldnt the licence plate be blurred out or something?
People’s cars yeah. Public transport it doesn’t matter so much.
It’s probably an acronym. The city of Locarno in the Italian-speaking part of Switzerland has a bus company called FART, much to the amusement of Anglophone tourists. The joke isn’t lost on the Swiss because most of them speak English.
No fake and no graffiti – see http://www.autoservizigiordano.it , it’s a real public transport company from Palermo, Sicily.
“AG” stands for Autoservizi Giordano. “F” stands for their division in Catania. I live in Florence and it’s not hard to see buses like that in roads.
actually… this isn’t a fail. I’m pretty sure it’s another Vandalism Win.
I wonder what Rosa would have said about sitting in the back of that bus!
I won’t go on that bus!
a mikel jackson bus
sometimes i wish i was the guy from Speed
okay so ONE it’s not graffiti, that’s a computer print and two if any of you had your eyes open you would of noticed what nicola87 sad that she is from Italy and it’s an Italian place so therefore i think we can assume the bus is ITALIAN
it’s not an acronym because they arn’t caps so if it is an acronym it’s an acronym FAIL
btw this reminds me of a landscaping truck company are around here, the name is ANL landscaping, i will get a pic up if i ever get one of them, they’re hard to find
oh and another one is an electrition company that did my schools air con and they are called WTH
My friend Nizar should be their number one customer.
lol epic xD
would you travel with this bus ?..^^
damn they found my bus!