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Penertrate the midget!!!!!!!!
I wish I was that midget.
o_O
o_O
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Who does the little guy think he is? Rapunzel? His hair is longer than he is tall.
Did he DIE?
o__O
Wow, what if the midget gets pregnant?????
The beginning of a new world-ruling race +.+
A midget manbull? It would be taken apart by manbearpig!
It would be a mini-taur!
Close relative to Sanda Bullocks?
i bet you’re proud of yourself for that one aren’t you.
I see what ya did thar
A miniat(a)ure?
mini-minotaur ?
the midget got tipsy and the bull got frisky
nuff said
Not necessarily a new world ruling race but definitely the first midgetaur.
0_°
8============D
So, that’s what, about an inch and a half? On my computer screen at least.
It’s a scale replica.
enlarged to show detail
O.o
0_o
‘-.-
O_o
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TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you!
O_____________________________O
0o
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lol the midget thinks its ppl
Oh.. Kinda weird. Rought Bull Indeed.
No one wish to be that midget!
I think you’re some kind of deviated prevert.
The real pervert seems to be the bull. Maybe they made it watch some fetish pr0n to get it excited for the fight.
In my opinion bull fighting is a fail in itself though.
It’s spelled p*orn not “pr0n”, Numbskull.
why the hell would you put a * in there? And pr0n is a discreet way of saying it so you don’t get kicked off forums and such.
Also a way to trick accout making stuff for cencoring
like runescape ;O
Welcome to the interwebs, n00b.
Bat Guano… if that is your REAL name… LOL
I wish this happened at the end of all bullfights. It’s what the matadors deserve.
What a bunch of bull.
And powered by YOU!!!
Does that mean I get smooches??
*bats puppydog eyes*
*smooch*
*squeeze*
*smooch*
*squeeze*
repeat as necessary
Dangit, is this thing broken again? I thought I hardwired this to auto-repeat!
*squeezes and smooches ad infinitum*
Brewski!!!! Congratualtions!!!
*
smoochessqueezes**slides l one spot to the left*
Starfish!
*squeezes all 5 appendages*
Thanks!
*blink*
You’re here!! Does this mean you’re not in China anymore??
*squeeeeeeeeeeze*
*throws confetti*
His connection got through today…he’s still in China and is 12 hours or so off. He posted a flurry staying up to 2 AM local time.
Hee…I saw that when I actually read the rest of the comments. He was long gone when I got here.
*blush*
*wipes off blush*
You don’t need makeup.
So much for my whole “painted lady” persona!
Your persona is tattooed into my brain. However, if you want to be painted I have a few strokes of the 1magination I’d like to share with you.
Of course brew would power this fail.
Quite the affluent man you are brew. (I hope that is a positive connotation that I am transmitting).
Yay Brewski!
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
*jumps up and down waving a red flag for Brewski*
Woohoo!
*squeeze*
*double-squeezes Ms B and jam*
*charges*
That fella was horned and horny.
Congrats on your first powering, Brewski! It was just a matter of time.
Well, I certainly had the laws of probability on my side, considering the sheer number of posts!
*squeeze*
*upside down squeeze*
*bull squeeze*
Nice Brewski!
midget squeeze
*bestial sodomy squeeze*
Good job, Brewski.
*goes to take a cold shower*
Your mission for FIRST has failed. PWNED by a NOOB. OH RLY. yahuh!
Actually, Brewski powered the fail, which makes him PWN you.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh NONO, you see…….. What you are forgeting is that whoever is first is LORD AND RULER of all the comments that lie beneath his great FIRST comment.
*claws from the grave*
*drags stereo behind him*
*pushes PLAY – Thriller starts playing*
*1,000,000 zombies claw from the ground behind him*
*zombie hoard throws down some tight dance moves*
*hoard overwhelms noob*
*screaming, tearing of flesh and snapping of bones can be heard*
*pieces of noob fly through the air*
*hoard keeps dancing – back to their graves*
*zombie grabs stereo before returning to his grave*
*the only sign left behind of the attack is a LOT of footprints*
*returns to pop head from grave in order to congratulate Brewski on powering the fail*
Spelling errors don’t pwn anyone. Just sayin’.
Neither do trolls with delusions of grandeur. As a rule.
I’m standing here in pieces and you’re having delusions of grandeur!
Get over to lolcats…they need people who know the script.
Love that movie!
He should’ve dressed with less red.
The bull was seeking redress for what happened to his father.
That matador sure got a dressing down.
One can’t fake being a bullfighter for long; sooner or later it will be clear who’s caping up appearances.
That was frocking hilarious.
He just looked so cozy, the bull just wanted to take a nap!
Or he saw the sign on the previous fail…
Oh! There you are!
You want your
Double Tee-Pee Camping TentBra back?Keep it. I found me a new on in the last fail!
I see that!
Excellent Support and Conversation Too!!
*Ooooogles*
But he’s such the gentleman,
that he keeps letting go
to open doors for you!
*Ooooogles*
I like it!
he??? * is confused* *re-watches clip* um… he/she has long hair… not saying boys cant have long hair… * is more confused*
Horny
I think I have an appropriate clicky
On a ‘horny’ comment… hmmm
Click or not to click? That is the question.
SFW
I think
He fixes the cable?
So F*cking What? I can’t view it anyway.
Safe For Waking
Safe for Wanking?
Wanking is never safe. Remeqmber always wera your eye goggles.
Safer than Spanking
Was just an old Boyz II Men tune…I’ll make Love to you
BTW was that the infamous bully style?
That midget is so full of bull …
Okay, every time you use this word. Please…it’s little person or dwarf. NOT midget.
*snork*
WordPress edited my post.
*lobs an “I wince” after the “Okay,”*
Why? It’s in the dictionary and wikipedia has this to say:
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Midget is a term used to describe an exceptionally short person . The terms “midget” and “dwarf” are often used synonymously, as both terms mean someone who has been short in stature since birth, but those terms were not originally synonyms. … Actor Hervé Villechaize insisted on being called a “midget” as opposed to a “little person”, which irritated dwarf activists of the time.
What’s your point, I suppose you’d also argue n****r is not offensive because wiki says this:
N****r is a noun in the English language, most notable as a pejorative term and common ethnic slur for black people, and also as an informal slang term, among other contexts.
The word originated as a term used in a neutral context to refer to black people, as a variation of the Spanish/Portuguese noun negro, a descendant of the Latin adjective niger, meaning “black”. Although criticized for its pejorative meaning since the 1800s, the term remained in general use in much of the world until around the 1960s – 1970s. It retains a place in popular culture and slang; and is considered offensive in certain contexts.
Excellent point.
Is this what you meant to say? ^
I suppose it depends on who you talk to. And the tone with which it was said. Can we just call them people?
We are ready to stop calling them that. Why can’t they stop calling themselves it?
I was talking about little people. Who were you talking about?
How African-Americans hate the n-word, yet call each other that all the time. Almost everyone else has dropped using it, so if you hate it so much, why do you still use it?
Ummmmm….. that’s not what I said. Please re-read the thread.
I was talking about what gaynorvader was saying.
Must of nested wrong or something.
It’s really non of your business Halifax, just don’t call us the N word and you’ll be doing us all a big favor.
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OHMYGOSH AGREEED!!!!
YAY! My first powered by! And I have to go to bed!
Will that be my bed or yours?
There’s plenty of room, it’s a King size.
*winks, pulls back covers*
Just don’t eat crackers in bed! I hate waking up looking like a Colonel Saunders chicken leg. Well, the breaded part, not the fried part.
Oh my! I read waking rather differently.
*orders brain bleach*
*snorkroffle*
*squeeeeeze*
I don’t know why, but everytime I see *snorkroffle* I think of snuffleuppagus.
Same here!! Snuffleuppagus rocks.
Woohoo!
Two for two, this evening.
*squeeeeze*
So you mind being covered with cracker crumbs, but being deep-fat-fried is acceptable?
Congratulations on powering the fail, Brewski!
Curiouser and curiouser.
nooo!! your first powered by, and I can’t see it. what did you say you clever thing you? *squeeze*
*squeezies!*
“You have a rapier wit.”
Fail appears to show a bull violating a dwarf matador.
LOL!!! man, i don’t want to miss that. I’ll have to go onl;ine when i get home!
He did give him a hug before he violated him.
He then proceeded to violate that activity sign.
I just watched it again and no, the bull didn’t hug or even kiss anyone first. He just went for it. Hardcore!
.
Meh, the midget was asking for it.
(OH NO I DIDN’T!!!ONE!ELEVEN!!111)
Am I the only one who thinks the matador is female?
i thought so too!!!! yay i iz not alone!!!
Perhaps a female, hard to tell. Long hair? Yes. Female bullfighters are still pretty unusual, but there are a handful. of course, dwarf bullfighters are also unusual!
Not that I’m a fan, I despise bullfighting. Sorry, all you Spaniards! Ban it!
She was preparing for a remake of Hable Con Ella.
It could be padding, but there was a definite shape that suggested female.
Congrats, Brewski! I knew that rapier wit of yours would get you a “powered by” sooner or later!
*squeezie-smooch*
I just found an article about dwarf bullfighting here. If this was from one of those shows, the animal was not harmed. There are companies of dwarf bullfighters who travel around — each company has its own gimmick, but the animals apparently travel with them.
As long as the bulls aren’t harmed, I think I’m ok with this. Any extra lovin’ they get is just a bonus, I guess.
*snork*
Now, which one gets the extra lovin’?
Whoever has more cushion for the pushin’?
*squeeze*
Congrats on powering the fail, Brewski!
*throws confetti*
You’re definitely not alone. It didn’t even occur to me that the matador was male.
She is in fact a she. I happen to see this on one of those shows that show all kinds of clips like this.
that’s my helpful tid bit of the day. btw congrats Brewski!
Honestly, it didn’t occur to me to rate the matador as “male” or “female”. I first saw human versus bull and, knowing where I was, figured this wasn’t going to end well. Sure enough it didn’t – at least for the human!
it is a woman… the commentator says “y ahora el toro no LA (female) deja que se levante”
i fail to see the fail….
not becuase i am incompetent, but becuase the filter at work won’t let the vid. through.
Bull shags midget.
It’s the midget’s fault for using AXE Body Wash :/
No bacon lube, just goes straigh for it. Hes probably got beef lube, keeps it in a built in horn lube dispenser(squeeze and squirt). Must be difficult penertrating midgets, but if you have half a ton to hammer it in with I am sure you would get the job done.
Shouldn’t have used “O’de Cow” aftershave this morn.
*dives into shower*
*snork*
Mooooove over, and make room for the aftershave that is udderly fantastic!
*hands Brewksi a giant bier*
Here you go, drink the holstein.
Elsie you at the next fail!
Is that a heifer(wiesen)?
Good guess, it’s alot lighter in color than a Porter(house).
Angus we’ll have to order a few of them then.
Brrr…it’s cold in here.
*puts on a jersey*
I calf an idea that may help. . .
*squeeze*
*ambles off again*
MOooooooooooooooooomin!!!!
*flings self at the Moomin*
*misses and flops down on tummy, arms outstretched*
*nabs ankle and squeezes*
Careful, you cud have gotten hurt there!
*thinks*
-=musn’t give anyone a pat on the back=-
*dives for DW’s ankle*
*squeeze*
I’d say it was the tight outfit that provoked the um…. attack. That and the fact that the matador looked like he could barely move in it. Can’t run away wrapped in spandex.
That Red (seeing) Bull didn’t give him wings.
I don’t think he could have escaped even if he flew to the top of the highest Mountain, Dew you?
We should call the Dr. instead of Peppering him with insults.
A Jolt from the defibrulators should help him up.
“Hit him with a Rock” said the Starfish.
Nah, the matador just needed more Pep, si?
Perhaps the matador got 7 Up the hard way.
Luckily, sprites came to his rescue.
I like to fantasize it’s still a he.
*Squirts Aja with the water gun*
It?
No wonder I can’t get a date.
You’re a wet rug.
Actually that may be the perfect recipie for redwings.
*snork*
In fact, the matador was feeling down afterward.
Woohoo! I thought I was talking bull, but a feather in my cap for making you snork.
That’s given me a real lft.
*squeeze*
*wings up an i*
You’re sweet! I’ll alert air traffic control in case you jam their radar.
*SQUEEZE!*
Nobody would dare give them the raspberry… except…
You can get a pretty decent steak at Lonestar Steakhouse.
Nah, I prefer Pizza the Hut
Feel the love!
waving red blankets in front of bulls must make them horny
Little People jokes?
Can’t wait for Ni***er, nip, Sp*c and W@p ones.
Way to go, Fail Blog!
Ok I got the first one but what are nip sp*c and wap?
ok I got the s one.
Don’t blame Failblog for the comments. Add some non-offensive humo(u)r and be part of the solution.
I think the joke was that a bullfighter got mounted and humped by a bull. The fact that the bullfighter was a little person is irrelevant.
It does make it a little bit more funny than if he was fullsize though.
I disagree, it’s makes it a shitload more funny.
I knew an asian midget who was the worlds smallest elvis imperonator. Lived near wimbledon, dressed as a leprechaun on St.Patricks day. R.I.P Lenny. He was also in the original willy wonka. Had a stutter, used to stand on a barstool so he was the same as everyone else.
If you’re a little person bullfighter and small bull takes you down, you have to expect a short ribbing.
I give that an “A-” for execution.
But you need an A+ for the comment!
*smooooooch*
Hee! *smooch!*
The real R2 just showed up so I bailed out and caught you here!
[HOMER] Mmmm… short ribs. [/HOMER]
The term “Little Person/People” for some reason always seemed more offensive to me than other terms used to describe an exceptionally short person.
I was always fond of halfling, but I don’t think they like that one very much.
I think the current “tech” term is “Nano Person”.
If you really want to see them get worked up, call them a hobbit.
Gee, I wonder why? *rolls eyes*
remember when you were knee high to a……oh, you still are.
“If you call me an elf one more time!…”
-Elf (the movie)
I thought the job of the matador was to make the bull mad, as in angry… not mad, as in mad for looooove….
The affair ended shortly afterward, the matador proclaiming, “love nearly Taurus apart.”
That story drove a steak through my heart.
I though AA cattle long story short. He could have steered it a bit more but it was well done.
I didn’t want to be branded as someone who is boring at times.
If you are boring at times, then I must be boring all the time. Maybe I should Moo-ve on.
*Herds Jenny back to Failblog* Now, now… We cattle have you just leaving like that. What would the blog be like without you?
Veal have no more talk like that, Jenny! It would be an udder disaster if you left.
Steers back toward blog.
I see the c0ck and bull story I posted never made it through moderation.
*sigh*
Brings new meaning to “if you mess with the bull, you get the horn”.
Never gonna mess with the bull again
That’s complete bullsmit
Shrimp gets porked by beef.
XD
Good ol’ surf and turf.
I would say she found out where the beef was!
At first I wasn’t sure who was the bull?
It was me – I confess.
Soo this is why they ar putting RedBull on 18+..
Holy Shit.
mommy whats the bull doing to the small man’s butt?
The new definition of horny
Not really, havent you played WoW? Taurens usually got horny in their names, or milk.. most male have names like “milkguy”.. scary..
I’m terrified
Yikes! 1:30am?!
‘Night all!
*Dons Hugh Heifer bathrobe and exits to bedroom*
Nighty night!
*blows Brewski kisses*
Anyone for stuffed shrimp?
sorry, vegitarian.
These food references are weird!
sheesh! (kabob)
Vegitarian ppl; boring.
Closed-minded people: Boring.
Closed-minded people: easy targets!
I always root for the bull!
B2F ill take some stuffed shrimp
mm tht sounds good
i thought i recognized those two:
clicky!
DO NOT DO IT. PORN ALERT!!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!!!!
You lie
You got me all excited but the cake was a lie.
Everything is a lie, including this statement.
Wait, You’re honestly admitting that this is a lie but if everything’s a lie then this has to be the truth and if you lie…then…then…truth…lie…truuuuu….1001100100101100
*Sparks*
*Overheats*
*Fries Hard drive*
*Shuts down*
That’s what happens when you divide by zero.
I thought the universe imploded?
Well, that too!
Harcourt Fenton Mudd will be SO happy
We’re in tribble now.
always a good thing to see those bull fighting retard freaks go down
I hope bad things happen to you.
I too tend to root for the bulls. I mean leave them the f*ck alone people. I also root for Tom not Jerry so maybe I’m just a bit loopy.
Jerry can be one mean little mouse!
I’m glad he has permission, because he’s like that anyway!
She didn’t go down, they skipped foreplay.
Typicall manBull. LOL
You’d hoof to be kidding!
No, just horny.
agree!!
Lowe the dwarf
TTFN Failblog peeps off to ICHC to perform as Luke Skywalker.
Break a leg.
eep! whare are you? we’re at the bottom of the thread over there… bring alcohol!!
yes! the LBT production of “understudy tiffs” is now under way, sort of (the timing of the LOLs was off today so there is much confusion, but the show must go on!) down at the bottom of the godzilla-cat-eats-a-church thread!
Anyone engaged in bullfighting deserves anything the bull does to him.
I was hoping to see the bullfighter getting gored with the bull’s OTHER horns…
Hey Y’all! The parody of star wars is starting over at ICHC in all of its confused halirity.
Thanks. I actually popped in to check it out, but they’re all babbling in some retard speak that I just can’t handle. Brain dead, you know …
I want to keep the little English I know as clean as possible. *grins*
i was there, just can’t post. i have posted before but it seems like today (of all days) is not my day for comments.
And the horse you rode in on, ZA.
Sorry you guys still get that treatment here, LCB.
*squeeze*
Likewise, and me too also, yes.
*FOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!s ZA until all his maggots are crispy little mcnuggets*
Thanks, Admiral. I understand and accept that many don’t like and/or don’t “get” lolspeak, but using the “r-word” to describe the people who do enjoy it is uncalled for.
If there’s one thing I can’t tolerate, it’s intolerance.
Um, I’m floored. How something like “… speak I just can’t handle” translates to a description of people is beyond me. Or are we reacting to the brain dead comment? I thought that was more obvious, with ME being a zombie and all.
.
I didn’t post anything over there about it because, well, it’s the norm there (when in Rome …). I’ve seen others make disparaging remarks about lolspeak here before and maybe my memory is getting bad, but I don’t remember the vehement attacks toward them at the time.
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But alright, whatever. Offense wasn’t intended and I’m sorry if it came across offensively. I never have had a problem with our kitty friends and I still don’t.
You’re kidding…right?? You called it “retard speak that I just can’t handle”. You, in essence, called them “retards”.
just for future reference, it was the “r-word” that prefaced “speak I just can’t handle” that caused offense.
also for future reference, lolspeak is not required for posting on ICHC, and we don’t disparage people who don’t use it.
I enjoyed the show today!! Thanks to all the cheezpeeps for the production.
you’re welcome!
I enjoyed it too! I hope the scheduled R2 didn’t mind a brief stand-in performance. I thought you had a no-show.
I would like to suggest the movie “Heathers” for the next production. I very much enjoyed todays!
Wow, Heathers would be completely confusing-sounds great.
It DID seem a bit out of character for you, ZA, but as noted, the word “retard” when used as a pejorative in general and in reference to lolspeakers in particular is anathema to us. You know how Failbloggers HATEHATEHATE when anyone asks “Did he die?” Same type of thing.
I had a crap day including a particularly irksome meeting that made me miss the beginning of “Understudy Tiffs,” which I had looked forward to in part to bring a much-needed smile. I checked in here to make sure you guys knew where to look for the show. There was your comment, complete with the dread “r-word” and suddenly what little happy thoughts I had left disappeared. Hence my heated response.
*offers a tentative peace squeeze*
*walks away to get a drink, leaves car keys on table*
*shows up wearing tons of bling and a distracted expression…*
Saunters by and picks up AA’s keys and runs out of the room with MCB and DW to have a girls night out!
*sits down at table with a smile knowing friends have been cheered up*
MCB? who are you??? Goes back for LCB …
Leaves laughing, laden with bling.
Wow, I’m glad someone got laden.
If THAT doesn’t cheer her up, I don’t know what will!
Are you kidding? Shinys and getting laden are some of my most favorite things.
*notices Dragon is unladen tonight*
*reveals secreted electronic key fob to diminutive sports car*
*squeezes Admiral*
we know we’re not for everybody..
*squeeze back atchya*
Changing the topic to something pleasant…I know you guys warned about preflighting comments for the production so WordPress wouldn’t nom the posts, but I didn’t expect a simple name change to cause the filter to activate. Also, it would help the new people reading along if the actors prefaced their comments with their character name, since most didn’t change their name to the character name (because of the aforementioned nommage). Just an idea for future consideration. Thanks for the show!
It sure was fun! You guys crack me up. I did have a comment nommed when I tried to add to my name.
I tried that ages ago when I was poaching Moomin. My comment never did show up there. I wouldn’t mind but I was so excited about finishing the alphabet game.
The alphabet game is fun
The bug one they had today made me laugh, but I didn’t want to spoil the run by applauding the ‘Q’.
I’m going to try today, see what happens. Teehee
And that —–> my fabulous Moomin, is why I shouldn’t try these things.
Oooh, I see now. I put something in my name. Maybe that’s why.
Funny, because I could change my name. But I admit I tested it yesterday on an old LOL and it took a couple of minutes before it worked, but work it did. Never before has Darth Vader been played by a little caterpillar!
oh yeah, that’s one thing that’s really great over here… we can’t change our names at will over there. Actually, I’ve been moderated out of EVER making up a new personality on ICHC. But it’s great fun the way you guys are able to change whenever you want!
oh, and *squeezes* all around to everyone who came to play!
that’s a good idea; i apologize for not thinking of it when i was telling the failbloggers to make their initial comments well in advance. i’ll remember that for the next event!
And if I may be so bold…a playbill list of actors at the opening might help, too. Those of us on the sidelines could help shepherd actors to the stage or stand in until they arrive.
I am sorry I missed the production this time. It is not quite the same reading it after the fact due to the way comments nest. But it was still funny.
We need another race sometime soon too – or just a costume party.
I was visiting with my Matt. He is tired because he needs more red blood cells and some platelets – which he will get tomorrow. It is hard to know if he is “better” because there is no road map to how things should be going. But, he is still here and is not getting worse. I will take it!!
*SKA–WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!*
Thanks for the update Elsa_Mama. You and Matt are in our thoughts.
*SQUEEZE!*
{{{{{{eeeeze for Elsa_Mama.
Did he at least buy him/her dinner?
BAH! Who cares??? GO “PATRICA”, GO!!!
Sorry but I am always with the poor bulls.
*squeezes and vanishes*
Wow!!! That was … awesome!!!! *giggles*
Here are some squeezies for when you decide to reappear.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!! Malicite*
Yeah! “Make love, not war!”
Make love not Warcraft…
Now we all know. In a situation where you are being raped by a bull, playing dead will not deter the raging bull.
So always have a couple of rodeo clowns in your posse.
Or very large magnum type condoms.
They’re on sale!
I guess we’ll never understand the Spanish…
That’s not Spanish… Bullfights are Spanish, but that one is South-American (I know it because of the accent of the man voice).
A Spanish won’t do that…
Ah, better. It’s probably argentinian, the bastards.
or Bull win
Bulls FTW!
Animal cruelty.
l0rn!
That “guy” is actually a girl. I seen this on spikes most amazing videos, and they called “him” a “her”.
Hot beef injection…
So true that if anything happens to a midget it is much funnier.
Um….. not really. But if it happens to a troll, that is another story.
I’d laugh at bad things happening to trolls.
In fact, I do!
*Considers getting a shellacked bull for future dealing with trolls…*
Ooooohhh, I like the way you think!
With collapsible legs?
The bull is not very impressive. A bullet, more like.
Bullet?
‘Swan ‘ake.
A lover, not a fighter.
Funny
Failblog never sleeps! Woohoo!
*runs from bull*
Except on weekend it seems.
It doesn’t sleep, just gets unbelievably drunk and reckless! All the brain cells go on temporary leave!
*clears throat*
All the brain cells?
Hey, what’s with all the anti-midget (or dwarf) posts? I feel a little worried by this turn of events…
Yah…I just posted something to that effect up there ^^^^.
I dislike the fails that bring out the bigots.
Yeah I saw, I actually know 3 midgets/dwarfs, 2 fairly well. They all hate being called small or little, one hates dwarf and the other two prefer it. The problem is they’re all individual, best not to refer to it at all in my experience.
My friends all hate the word “midget”. They say it’s considered rude and pejorative. But yah…that’s the problem with “politically correct” terms. One person’s political correctness is another’s insult.
What’s fun is when people (not specifically referring to “little people”) who are different from average get angry about, and can not agree on, the terms used to describe them, but then get angry when the situation is tactfully ignored, saying that it’s just another form of discrimination. *Sigh*. Can’t please ‘em all, so why try?
In Ireland, most people don’t take offense unless they’re looking for a fight, the two i know well that don’t particularly care what you call them as long as you don’t mean offense. The other is English and hates dwarf for some reason, I don’t know her all that well. Wish more people would stop taking offense when none is meant or try to guilt you out of it every time you even mention something even remotely related to their group.
whoops that was way longer than I meant!
As far as Failblog comments are concerned, when in doubt I try to deduce intent, and that’s hard to do with strangers. That said, at least a couple of regulars clearly used midget disparagingly, one of which I was not surprised in the least. Conversely, one of the “shrimp” commenters meant no harm, but I still winced.
I wasn’t just referring to Failblog comments, but I think it’s even more important to take anything said here with as little offence as possible, as the person might not mean what you think they mean.
I’ve had problems with that in the past, sarcasm doesn’t always translate to print all that well.
You need your emoticon.
That’s always a handy excuse. I think people should be accountable for what they say, no matter the venue. Sometimes that might take a bit more explaining here, but that happens when you can’t gauge inflection and tone.
Indeed, there’s two sides to everything. But I see all the time people jumping to conclusions about what someone meant. The English language is so full of duplicate words and subtleties that it’s silly to presume you always know what someone is saying, especially in a textual context with people you hardly know. Of course, if you cause offence you should apologise and explain yourself, but you sometimes you aren’t given that chance, or you say something socially acceptable where you’re from, but completely taboo to someone else. I think everyone just needs to learn a little patience on the internet.
There I go filling the blog again! I should really get some sleep, I’ve been up nearly 84 hours now. Night all!
Oh let me guess – you’re all mad at me. Again. For some reason. Half of me thinks I want to know why I suddenly became public enemy number one, the other half doesn’t want to think about it.
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I could apologize for whatever is offending the lot of you, but after watching a person get raped by a bull I can’t fathom how a word describing said person can be so offensive. It honestly wasn’t intended that way, but you’ll believe what you want.
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I guess I should have seen this coming – the living invariably turns against the undead.
For the reasons you cited, we should be thoughtful when writing so that subtleties can be conveyed.
I admit that I am jumping in here without having participated in the earlier comments. But, from I have read the issues in THIS Fail do not appear to be from nuances in the English language but from the use of derogagtory and perjorative terms to make “jokes.”
Many of us here do not think such jokes are funny. And, being the outspoken people that we are we feel the need to let others know how we feel.
Agreed. The subject has drifted.
i have an urge to go to jack in the box n get me a mini sirloin burger ! lol
You want Jack Sauce on that?
nah i think the bull already took care of that ..
The Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwiches are surprisingly yummy!
I do not think I have ever been to a Jack In the Box …
Serves that jackass right for what they do to that helpless animal. I hope he died.
Anything can look helpless until it’s sodomizing you.
Thanks, now I can never turn my back on my cat anymore.
It’s okay, I feel the same way.
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pity the bull didn’t kill the little prick. If more bullfighters were killed maybe the dopey Spaniards might realise that cruelty in any form is not entertainment.
Ow… That looks like it hurt.
Why does everyone still seem to have the misconception that red has anything to do with ticking of a bull? CLICKY!!
If you wave something around at me like that I’de want to hurt you too!
So “ticking” is what they call sticking sharp pointy things into the back of a bull?
No no…the “ticking of the bulls” is a long, time-honored tradition in bullfighting. They cover them in pillow cases sewn with little tucks and pleats.
*SNORK!*
I really did laugh out loud at that!!
Mainly ’cause that was kinda what went through my mind too!
Never mind, I see where your “f” belongs now. One little letter, and it makes a pretty big difference.
Who dropped this “f”?
*Throws it up to the last post*
*roffles*
Sex Happened
El toro violador.
O_o
You have a rapier wit.
Sabre this moment.
An ATF officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and talks with an old
rancher. He tells the rancher, ‘I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs. The old rancher says, ‘Okay, but do not go in
that field over there.’ The ATF officer verbally explodes saying,
‘Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.’
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?’ The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the ATF officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher’s prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems
likely that he’ll get “horned” before he reaches safety. The officer is
clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the
fence and yells at the top of his lungs….. ‘Your badge! Show him your
badge!!
Some people never learn!
From their own mistakes it seems.
Avis…could you give me a call? I don’t have your number with me and your email address was on my old laptop. Tanks!
Strike-fighters!
The OLD smileys are back!! The monkey thread yesterday is looking a tad odd.
And there was much rejoicing.
OHMIGOODNESS!!!!
*goes to look at monkey thread*
I’m sorry, but that was hilarious.
BULL WIN!!!
-KLE!
I wish that would happen to every bullfighter. moronic sport.
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! GO BULLS! FUK EM!
buba® is terrified by the monster rapping the midget.
Rapping?
Hammer time!
Must have made her an ANGRY elf… hehehe
WIN for the bull, all that foreplay drove him into a frenzy
Where’s granny when we need him?
He went to get some flour, to help the bull find the spot.
He’s working on that mysterious ‘project’ of his…
Sidenote – GV do you write comics?
OK. I guess that is a side question.
I do actually, but only for my friends, I don’t put any of them anywhere as I’m not that good an artist!
Granny is dishing up meat, surf ‘n’ turf style.
More on midget.com >:o
not funny at all. and i only post this non-constructive comment in hopes you’ll post something remotely funny,
We all would like to apologize to you for not meeting your high standards in comedy.
I concur.
Now pull my finger, Arthur.
*pulls finger*
*is pulled off balance*
*lands on face*
*helps czuhc up while ignoring a certain stench*
*goes for the punchline*
Lucky I didn’t ask you to pull my leg!
*CANNED LAUGHTER*
Ba-Dum-Tish!
*takes czuhc to the next fail*
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
As if he’d fall for that.
Ok… he did!
*roffles*
I never said I was intelligent.
We all just know it, you don’t need to say it.
*squeeze*
I’m good at pretending.
*squeeze*
That bull is a lover, not a fighter
first!1!!!oneoneonw1!111!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1!111!!
shouldn’t it be bullfight fail bull win?
that bull totally pwnd that guy. hardcore!
You lose.
Oh God it’s Rule 34 come to kill screw us all.
Bull WIN!
Did the little person tap out?
Woah, that’s kinky…
midget bull porn
That little midget deserves it. I hope he’ scarred for life.
LOL!!!! That was some funny sh*t!
Finish her!
Spain’s big comeback to Canada’s Harp seal hunt.
hes a bull-LOVER not a bull-FIGHTER
he totally deserved that
thoughts of the bull “hold…hold…hold…and ASS RAPE THE MIDGET”
In the words of family guy
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Oh my God, he’s violating Seabreeze!
Peter: No,no he’s just awkwardly positioning himself… oh NOW he’s violating Seabreeze.
~It’s not a Bullfighter fail, It’s a Bull Win
He’s full of bull
In tough economic times, I guess Willy Wonka’s employees gotta find other work.
Now we know what the Oompa Loompa doopadee do.
that’s just wrong!
oooh hoo hoo hoo! that was frightening!
Bullfighter FAIL. Angry bull WIN.
its a dominance thing
Epic Win!
I root for the bulls to gore, injure, and kill as many people as possible.
Suprise Buttsecks FTW!
LAWL.
my friend: it’s mating season
me:lolz this is so funny
Ah….he wants to hug.
Would have been a lot funnier if it had stomped on his face. I’m always rooting for the bull to dish out some full on righteous justice in this type of clip…
These guys should spend more time on their code and less time selling out.
BULL WIN !!!
ASDFJLADSJGGAAAAHHHHH
NO ONE ENTERS MY MESSAGE BOX WITH A REPPLLYY!
It wasn’t enough for the bull to knock him over, it had to dry hump him too. Poor midget.
jajajaja muy bueno, por fin un toro que se las cobra!!!
LOLLLL
The bull didn’t screw that midget as bad as God did.
0_x
o_O
^_*
y will fail blog videos not work for me? some body reply with the answer please
How is this not a win for the bull?
not working
ohh:)