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Comments below this suck.
hoover
Tom Jones
MEEE!
Monica Lewinsky
Igor Stravinsky
(Man, I wish I had a Cyrillic font on my computer!)
Standard fonts contain the cyrillic alphabet. Doesn’t always display over the web, but to get to it, open start->all programs->accessories->system tools->character map
that shows you all the letter in each font, and lets you select them for input by copy & paste.
that’s the location in XP.
if you use vista… well… I’m suprised someone hasn’t just submitted a picture of an unopened box of vista here…
thats how we roll in the Bay.
George Bush
Comments above this suck.
zOMGPARADOX
The comment below this is false
The comment above this is true
Nice work.
People who just post useless comments noting that comments above them or below them are written by absolute morons. They belong in the same class as those who just write “first”, and especially in the same class as those who write “first” but are actually second.
The commenter above this comment is a moron.
The irony of above post is explosive.
Wait… Are you serious?
Exactly…….LOL =)
Your comment is pretty useless Scott. Say something constructive for once instead of “Your big mac will be ready in 2 minutes”
thanks
It is a waste of time 
It’s not a paradox at all. It’s quite possible* for ALL of the comments on this page to suck.
*probable
Hamma time!
Maybe he’s giving her the heimlick maneuver.
This would actually make sense if this place was a red light district…
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Constant whaaat?
Business!!! district!!!
Is THAT what they’re calling it these days?
[i]…Next thing you know I`m down to just my socks
and you know when I`m down to just my socks what time it is?
it`s time for business.
It`s business time.[/i]
Next thing you know I`m down to just my socks
and you know when I`m down to just my socks what time it is?
it`s time for business.
It`s business time.
Thank you, that is indeed what I meant!
your line, my italics
Is this what you meant to say? ^
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to bottom it off, here’s crazy talk from YouTube
|yourmom12 says:|
|February 5, 2009 at 11:05 pm|
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|This person should leave the internet. They don’t know how it works.|
FOTC FTW!
Thanks.
*Note to self: watch out for a socks only situation.*
Which could be anytime around here.
I don’t wear socks, so a socks only situation for me would be…ummm…a normal day I guess.
If you don’t wear socks, wouldn’t that be the complete antithesis of a normal day?
I think the universe collapses in a socks only situation in this case.
Either that or when things start to get heated she puts on some socks.
You don’t wear socks normally.
You wear socks when you’re otherwise naked.
On a normal day you wear socks.
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Ms B; how often are you mostly naked?
I’ll never tell… *wink*
Sorry for being nosy, I got carried away by logic!
*shuffles feet*
*raises hand*
*waves it excitedly*
I know, I know!!!
*wave back enthusiastically*
The first and last statement contradict.
How can you not wear socks normally but wear them on normal days?
Are most of your days not normal? WHAT IS NORMAL?
maybe she was trying to make a paradox as well….hmmm, very interesting…
Normal is both wierd and normal at the same time. Someone on the planet will find at least some activity you do wierd which establishes that everyone is wierd, and if it is so common it becomes normal. So you have to remember you are Wierd and Normal at the same time.
Normal cannot be normal and wierd. It can only be normal.
Therefore normal could be exciting and wierd at the same time illustrated by the following equation: 1-1=0. What you gave me was: 0-1=0 which is false.
crazy is majority rules
Normal can indeed be weird. Some things, when you think about them, are just plain weird – but still fit in with what is the statistical norm, which is, really, all that normal is.
O-I is -1 DOOOOOOOOOOY
I have found a flaw in your argument sir.
On a normal day, I wear socks. However, I do not wear them normally; I wear them on my hands.
Thus the first and third statement CAN both be true. However, I still don’t know how often she is mostly wearing only socks.
LMAO!
Constant Baaing.
Constance Bay! i live in ottawa near there and ive never noticed that sign haha
That boat has wheels!
The moat has seals.
The goat has meals…
the film has reels…
That pond has… eels.
The banana has peels
This piggy does squeal
The bandits do steal.
The salesman makes deals.
c-c-combo breaker!
>_< HOW DARE YOU!?
try not it to be where the restrooms are.
The car has wheels.
Holy mongoose in a cupcake! That knife and fork are bigger than the church. Unless the church is further away.
let us go over that again Father Dougal
*squeeze*
Holy mackerel! The sixth sign says you can fill her up! I mean the fifth! The fifth!
I think she prefers coffee to petrol.
Please don’t put coffee there!
Sybil, you’ll just have to take it like a woman.
The gas pump is undecided. It is definitely scratching its head (?)
The boat has wheels.
I failed to read.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
My nipples explode with delight!
Once she’s full, perform a Heimlich.
No throwing each other around the beach
But it was advertised on the sign!
Only whilst you are covered in petrol..
No, I think it’s saying “Please do throw each other around on the beach!”
Me next please!
*throw*
Find the common element.
Bad artistry?
free and open minded canadians?
No in fact it was an ”artist” who filled the blank sixth sign… it was removed the day after.
Thanks for the explanation!
I remember that. It was well worth the drive to see.
Nitrogen?
*holds hand in air*
carbon carbon…it is, it is
carbon, carbon!
(I carbon copied your reply! Woohoohoo)
I’ll get me coat.
*nicks a random coat and flees*
Was it made of fleece, that random coat?
My coat and fleece!
I know of a good shampoo that makes coats shinier and fleas gone.
nicks means steal (United kingdom word LOL)
And nits mean lice.
Oh no. Gets more shampoo out.
Don’t flea, there’s no nits, it’s all lice.
You’re quiz-kid Donnie Smith!
Two of them involve pumping?
*pumps The Moomin*
They’re all things I did this morning.
photoshopeed
photos ho peed?
photos hope ed.?
gay? norvader
Wow! I’ve never heard that one before! You trly are a comic genius!
And you are a cunning linguist.
Thank you, i dispense with the use of vowels every so often!
I love doing cunninglingus to your mother!!
OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
oh yes he did.
HOLD ME BACK MAN. HOLD ME.
im holding im holding, no no no dont do it!!
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A MOSQUITO, YOU HAVE TO SLAP HER TO MAKE HER STOP SUCKING.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! Leave the mothers out of this! It’s unnecessary.
Yeah, that’s what she said.
hopping photos- are they related to jumping beans at all?
pH, Oto’s ho peed.
*snerk*
Oto’s ho may make better use of a pregnancy test than a ph test.
phhfffft (did I win?)
You got an “E” for the effort.
Positively!
Phweeeeeeeeeeeee!
As a resident of the city in which this occurred, I can tell you it’s actually legit – Not Photoshopped. The city left a blank spot open on on the sign and some smart individual snuck up in the night and filled it in…
actually not photoshopped, I live in the area and it was painted on to the sign (for some reason they left an empty box on the sign – bad idea) . the city actually had to take it down because they couldn’t wash it off. put up a whole new sign, without an empty box.
So what did they fill it up with? Oh wait, never mind.
Actually I saw this particular picture and drove out there to see it for myself, and it was back to “one blank square”. So I figured it was photoshop until I saw the article in the Ottawa Citizen newspaper (well, online) about it. Once city coucillor was up on a ladder trying to wipe it off; thought it was funny…
http://www.canada.com/news/Illicit+sign+points+village+charms/1778551/story.html
Not photoshopped
My hometown has got the pros of vandalism…or the idiots of designers…
Im really exited to see a district of my hometown failed!! I knew it would happen sooner or later..ottawa if full of fails!!!
Actually, not photoshopped. ^^ My dad lives around there, and he says that picture was there. XD Took a photo I think.
Is that a “Warning: Do Not Bend Over!” sign?
If that’s the case, they’d be ALL over jails, no?
well just in the showers, there would also be something about soap and dropping of said smoke.
Giggity.
Alllll riiight.
Hey, I’ve been to this place, a lot of fun!
You do slightly resemble the ‘receiver’. You must be more advanced though cause you only stand on one leg.
I went to church, ate some lunch, went shopping, took my boat out on the water andthen I passed out while gassing it up and the rest was kind of blurry.
Don’t worry – you enjoyed it.
That sounds like my average Friday afternoon on Failblog.
Except I’d be pantsless too.
Hey! How’s China? Free Tibet!
Oh, yes, that’s a sure-fire way to win friends out here. Next I can criticise their human-rights record, tell them they need to stop currency controls, and suggest they’re a bunch of good-for-nothing, copyright-stealing pirates. I will become so popular, they’ll forget all about doing the manufacturing for my company!
I wanted to test their fancy internat censorship. Apparently it doesn’t work as advertised – you were able to reply. I’ll buy the Iranian stuff.
The www is the internat, right?
An intergnat is a fruit fly you swallowed.
Censorship? Of course not, don’t be rid
Praise Chairman Mao, long live China and its glorious leadership.In the words of Prince Phillip of England:
“Don’t stay there too long or you’ll become all slitty eyed.”
*Facepalm*
*glad Brewski checked in*
*hopes Brewski doesn’t get an STD*
*squeeze* ?
I live there. Seriously.
So tell us, is it accurate advertising?
Business or pleasure?
According to the sign, Business looks like more fun.
- And -
Does the last one indicate rape, sex, breast groping or swimming lessons?
I thought that nice gentleman was preventing his lady friend from falling over and hurting herself…
She has always depended on the kindness of strangers.
This does not always work….
*rubs cloud*
Hullo, you’ve been gone a long time.
They’re filming ‘when Heimlich manouevres go bad’.
I haven’t exactly been gone, i’ve simply been unable to come up with a witty comment lately.
Nice Heimlich
Moomin beat me to it!
*squeezes gently*
Officer, I was just helping her over the fence.
Butt, butt, officer, sir … he was just, um, giving me a … boost!
*snork*
Foop said “butt”!
*snickers*
E. All of the above.
Some of us can do all at the same time.
I’m being moderated
what the heck??!! cloud says r@pe and i get moderated over b3nd over?
It’s an outrape!
No! I mean NO, it really wasn’t that funny.
I’m being moderated for my back comment to you!!! I didn’t say ONE bad word!!!!!!!!
Sorry. There seems to be a long-lasting ban on the expression “bënd over” over here. Blame the trolls.
11!!!!1st commandant: Thou shalt not take Ben’s name seriously.
Isn’t censorship just great?
What’s really funny and sad at the same time are poorly constructed profanity filters that prevent/censor the word “Constitution” because of the 5th, 6th & 7th letters….
What an odd looking shoe.
Loafering about on a ramp like that is Sketchery. You could slip on it.
Oh hush! Puppies couldn’t slip on that, much less people.
*blink*
*blink-blink*
I see Brewski!
The shoe only fits one person perfectly…
Somebody will get a laugh when my previous comment gets out of moderation…
Anyways – that is the sign for free Heimlich maneuvers.
Must be shorter moderation times…things are popping up sooner.
maybe the stick figure pr)n helps with that?
*chokes*
*singsong voice*Shh k@, you’re choking!
I am always choking around
*turns blue*
Poor thing!
*performs Hiemlich maneuver on k@*
Clickie for how Hiemlich created his Maneuver!
Finally! I hate having to pay for my hindl…..Oooh. :blushes:
Our capital city has sex parks.
You can now no longer say that Canada isn’t awesome.
Cananda isn’t awesome.
Wow, that was easier than I expected.
maybe because it’s a different country???
Can and a ___?
I meant Canada isn’t awesome.
Still pretty easy!
GREAT!!!!
wow… we are soooo good
wait let me try!
Canada isn’t awesome…
SUCCESS!!!
I am headed to Ottawa this weekend, i will verify said sex parks.
Me-ow…
you might want to try the beach instead, might make it easier.
I guess “no” doesn’t always mean “no”?
Why does everyone assume he’s forcing himself on her?
I am unsure, hence the question mark.
Why are you assuming the receiver is a ‘her’?
*sigh*
I miss Mr. Cuddles.
I’m not sure why I thought of that. Coincidence perhaps.
*jennysqueeze*
Now that I look again I am not even sure which one is receiving. Is it the gift of ass or stick?
*Brewskisqueeze*
Can’t you tell by her face?
If it were “No” then there would be a big circle
around them with a line through them.
This looks like a “YES” to me
More like a “Yes! Oh God yes!”
*raises hand*
I didn’t. But instead of taking them as separate images, I was trying to read the sign as a kind of montage.
Huh? Do I get to know why I’m being moderated?
It’s happening everywhere these days. tsk! And this used to be such a nice interwebs.
I think everybody is at the moment…
It really bothers me you know!
just like the manatees that write family guy i think either EVERYTHING is okay to write or NOTHING is…
manatees write family guy?!?! how do they hold their pens?
with flippers…..
they swim in a big pool and take little balls that contain the punchlines and put them in a pipe that leads to another container, so that the “co-writers” (people) can put together an episode, it’s pretty amazing actually!
Very carefully?
IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING PROBLEMS HERE? all my reply’s are not sticking where i put them, aaaand i keep being re-directed, aaand strange voices are talking to me from the speakers.
i changed internets, maybe that’ll work? oh and did u change your avatar noc?
yeah I did MM and I have these problems too!!!
I’m outta here!!! see ya later MM!!!
*squeeze*
Are you sure it’s not from when you hit your head down there? VVV
hmmmm….possibly due to lack of oxygen. sometimes, i see stars. kinda giggly, too.
I hear the voices too. You don’t have to worry MM, it’s just the masters waking from their great hibernation to lead the armies of the lost souls to glorious victory over the Mole-men. PRAISE CTHULU!
bad you, you fail!! never ever reply to your own comment that is awaiting moderation. :scowl: j/k *squeeze* but seriously, don’t do that…. ever again!!!!! mwahahaha
I put it in the FAQ! I wrote the first draft on the plane, I’ll email when I get back, and hopefully we can post it on aiki’s site. Or perhaps on the real site.
*squeeze*
Might be a montage or two. Definitely maybe.
*pffft!*
I really should learn not to drink and read.
TMI!! TMI!!!!11!!!
Why must everyone assume the worst? I could have a broken finger, sore wrist, maybe even could have lost an arm in the war.
AHHHHH
*cleans up*
*smiles*
Never mind.
*hands skrat box of clean-ex while averting eyes*
Thanks m’lady
*cleans nuts*
Can’t be wandering around with sticky nuts.
*testy*
glad to be of service, skrat
I can never un-raise this eyebrow now. It’s stuck. I hope you’re happy.
Somebody is … somewhere.
*grins happily*
I guess Ms. B is.
If your eyebrow is stuck, your aim is way off!
just use it as hair gel
Stewie did
Here, use some of this Eier Shampoo.
This thread looks like a demonstration of “How to get your post moderated”.
obvious photoshop is obvious
Nah, I googlized it – the town put up the sign, but the 6th box was blank… then someone very carefully vandalized the sign.
If only all vandals were this careful.
What makes you think that? To me it looks like someone took the white plastic ‘men’ off other signs and made a funny sign.
Still not really a “fail” though, is it?
I really thought you were supposed to do everything else f*rst, then go to church.
Preventative pennance??
Pays per pergatory.
EPIC FAIL!! … but now I know the sense of this sentence: “It’s a booby trap that actually catches b00bies!” (Optimus Prime in the original 80′s Transformers series) …
P.S.: search for proof on youtube… (don’t forget to chuckle!!!)
*forgets to chuckle*
I already have boobies…no need to catch more.
nonetheless the Street Sharks already have an adjective for this sign bangin’ JAWSOME!!!
*horrified:”Pleeasseee dooon’ttt bite me!!”*
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Are you in the right classroom? This is Literature. I think you should go out to the hall and check the room numbers again.
Prove it…I want pictures.
My God, this whole thread has been infected with Moomin disease.
Eeek!
quick grab the (spray) pump!
For some reason I read Boobie Traps’ post as:
“I already have boobies…no need to catch fire.
1. Meet a nice girl at church.
2. Take nice girl to dinner.
3. Buy nice girl a gift.
4. Take nice girl for a boat ride.
5. Release gas while outdoors.
6. Knock 2x before entering back door.
1. Meet a nice man ar church.
2. Get taken out by nice man for dinner.
3. Let nice man take you shopping.
4. Go on nice man’s boat.
5. Get kidnapped at gas (petrol) station.
6. Oh dear…
HELP! HELP! I can’t breathe! also, i think i hit my head after falling off my chair from laughing before turning red from no air.
Quick get the mistress to the heimlich station!
you might also need to cut my laces…
*produces scissors*
*cuts laces*
*big smile*
Who’s got the camera?
K, I am going to put this here so it doesn’t get lost.
I’m gonna have to take off until this issue with my ‘puter is solved.
*squeezes to all*
ttfn!
*bangs Morbid Mistress’s Pooter around*
Never hurts to do some banging. Hope it gets well soon.
Wait if a computer gets a virus does that mean it can get well?
*bangs forehead around*
LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
Nice…
Or you could spent 30 seconds looking it up and finding out that it’s not actually photoshopped at all…
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Saucy+illicit+sign+points+Constance+charms/1776726/story.html
It wasn’t photoshopped. It was vandalised in real life.
Turns out your body does need sleep! Who knew?!
♪ Who needs sleep?
No you’re never gonna get it!
Who needs sleep?
Tell me what’s that for.
Who needs sleep?
Be greatful for what you’re getting,
This guys been awake since the second World War! ♫
Wooo! BNL’s my fave! Nice reference to a Canadian band on a Canadian Fail Ms. B
Lame photoshop.. biking != boinking.
(however, boinking most likely does go on.. it certainly did at the adjoining park! Oy the mosquitoes!)
It’s not photoshopped. Google “Constance Bay Ottawa” and about the 3rd link it to an Ottawa newspaper article. They put up the sign but left the 6th box blank, and it was vandalized.
“Vandalised” is such a harsh word. I prefer “creatively altered”.
How about “artfully redesigned”?
graffitized?
Constance Bay has not designated its downtown a red-light district, despite what a racy new sign would have you think. The City of Ottawa roadside sign, which went up a couple of weeks ago, directs travellers to Constance Bay’s downtown with some symbols indicating various amenities. One square was left blank. Bad move, apparently. Sometime last weekend, a vandal filled the blank spot in with a pair of stick figures who appear to be particularly engaged. But don’t let the saucy illustration fool you, said West Carleton-March Councillor Eli El-Chantiry. It’s business as usual in Constance Bay. He says the city will have to have the sign sandblasted back to its virgin state.
hey, my name from yesterday still works for this!!
Magnanimous Wang is right! Graffiti win!
Personally that’s a win in my handbook.
*inspects Ken’s handbook*
This is just a load of drawings of boobs!
Hey give that back before you find my Chad Allen glitter art!
*eyes go wide*
*handbook falls from hands*
Don’t panic! (in big friendly letters)
He’s not breathing…no pulse…
*grabs defibrillator*
CLEAR!
ZAP!
Okay. He’s back.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
*runs out of thread*
The VOICES! The VOICES!
Did you see my comment of the masters and all that? If you didn’t, glorious victory, lost souls, Cthulu; These are all highlights..
Ha! I’m getting pop-up ads for a Hong Kong dating service!
Engrish fail. This from some of the fun stuff the hotel has in the bathroom.
“This article is a kind of non-taste and non-color water-solubility lucency gelatin, which is convenient to use and non-fillip, innocuity effect. This article is moist, cleanlily, comfortable for use. The method of use: If it is needed, inject it before 5-10 minutes, and rub in c*nt time after time with the forepart of thruster for about 1-2 minutes. ”
I’m all for employing the forepart of thruster!!
*shock*
That’s actually pretty tame compared to what you can do in Hong Kong.
Oh really? Do tell!
I wouldn’t know, I’m on the mainland. Some of the karaoke bars look like they’re straight off the Vegas strip. Big guady lavish neon monstrosities. There must not be anything else to do, I think there are more karaoke bars than people.
Ms B! *squeeze*
*wishes ms b would email*
How’s the blog been this week? Has dragon FOOOMED anybody? Has BFF crashed any Jeeps? Has WN downed some Cabo Wabo? And most importantly, have you danced nekkid??
Brewski!
*squeeze*
*will try to email today*
Yesterday was pretty mild. Nothing too exciting. I don’t think there was full on nekkidness, but my bra got snatched somehow…
Don’t do any jumping jacks! You might hurt yourself!
*1magines Ms B lying on ground, braless and unconcious*
Where’d the fun be if she was unconscious? :s
*squeeze*
*squeeze* Ouch! You oughta file those scales down occasionally.
And really now, gaynor, I would never 1magine Ms B in the way you are suggesting.
Well, ok, maybe I would. But I would never admit to it.
My scales are sleek and well groomed thank you very much! That was my knee horn!
*sigh* That’s the problem with reading minds; it’s hard to tell an out loud thought from and out load sound!
“Out load sound”?
Is that something like “OHHHHH YES YES YES!!!!”
Well, it was raining
and I needed shelter
and I tried to give it back
but she ran away
so now I’ve got a double tee-pee like tent!
You’re too tents. Take a chill pill.
Very nice! Add an Arthur Eld G-string, and you can have a nice cozy bonus room.
How’s China treating you???
*big JUDYSQUEEZE*
Like royalty. I can’t open a door, serve my own food, fill my own glass, I get waited on hand and foot, showered with gifts, and am always the most important person in the room, even when there are people impossibly more important than I am (like the GM of the entire factory, who stood up and walked around the table to refill my glass at dinner).
Gosh, too much more treatment like this, and I might get spoiled!
Nah, not really. Now will somebody please go fetch and peel me a grape? Make it snappy!
You’re never coming back, are you?!
Nice place to visit but I woudln’t want to live here. They don’t have good beer.
Whew! Thank goodness for that!
*Eyes Germany and Ireland and Canada*
Don’t get any funny ideas about stealing Brewski.
I’ll be keeping my eye on you all.
‘k……*shuffles feet*
*Is shocked Katz didn’t mention Belgium or Czech Republic*
(Hi Czuhc!)
You can try, but we’re sneaky when we’re sober! Mwahahahaha!
*snorkroffle*
Beer, GV?!
Blergh! Beer?! …wait, what kind of beer?
Wait… I thought you live in the USA?
Ha ha ha, very funny! :p
OK, we may not be beer capital of the world, but we have more drive-thrus than anywhere on the planet! USA! USA!
I think my brain is smoking… Ow….
Brewski! How’s the other side of the world?!
*squeeze* I’ve missed you guys!
This is the first time the page successfully loaded for me. I’ve been way too busy anyway, but at least a short glance might stave off the worst of the withdrawal symptoms.
I promise the fail will be here among your return.
One last engrish fail for ya, from my hotel’s very own website. This is a classic! Link is here, if you want to see yourself:
blnhotel.cn/en/
“The garden type design, eagerly anticipates the fashion also the monosodium glutamate essence body is idle, the commerce is a body large-scale hotel.”
And believe me, they are right. My monosodium glutamate body essence is definitely idle.
WTF!
How does “monosodium glutamate essence body” even begin to make any sense whatsoever in that sentence?
What planet are you on again?
Wow…..just wow!
Oh sure, are you trying to act innocent? I don’t buy it.
Of course, some stuff here would make even the naughtiest of us blush. There’s a brothel 3 floors down from me. Pretty standard fare out here. “Room service? I’d like a TsingTao, tofu with string beans, and a cute lady please.”
*snork*
I used to live next door to a brothel- every Sunday morning was Discipline- fecking hilarious- my Hubby and I used to join in with the noises……soon put them off!
I don’t know whether to be disturbed, amused, or intrigued…
It used to go a little like this:
*claps*
*stiffled giggle*
*oh yes baby etc*
*wets self listening to muffed conversation next door*
*claps twice*
*screams*
*has to leave due to stitch from laughing*
*just hears angry argument and punter leaving*
When I was in China, I was 13… I had two men offer me “fun ladies” at the hotel we were staying at. Frankly, he was the only person who spoke English, so it was fun talking to someone for the first time in a long time. It was weird that he wanted me to go to his room though… I have my doubts about the “fun ladies.”
Bad touch!!
Methinks you may have had a lucky escape there!
There’s a good touch
and a bad touch,
you have to know
the difference.
A good touch makes you feel good
Like a hug
from your mom
or your dad
A bad touch makes you feel bad
like…
That scratchy old guy from the farm.
Why is this a fail? I’d call it a win. The people there know what the people like doing, they have fun with it, they know that the things people do privatly are the most important things people can do. They are no oldschool moralisers. I like it.
I can’t be the only guy who likes to visit towns for communion and a quick anonymous man on man encounter in a gas stations rest room.
It’s a chick, she’s got boobs.
omg no way! I live in Ottawa
Next time I travel there for boat launch/baptismal meet me at the Petro-Canada station.
I’ve lived in Constance Bay for 5 years, and I didn’t even know we had a Business District.
They define “business” slightly different than you in that district.
I think they mean the “Buisness End” of Constance Bay.
nothing gets dumber than that
hmm… I was just in Canada two weeks ago, in Ottawa too, and I didn’t get to that attraction!
*extremely disappointed*
Fake sign is fake
Nope. It was real. Someone went to the trouble of vandalizing it.
http://famewatcher.com/funny-signs-constance-bay-canada.html
Pretty neat, eh?
WSL
fail my ass… this place is a win!
*gets out clipboard*
*writes notes*
*produces magic marker*
*writes F on ass*
Next
What about F for sex? I keep getting that on all my test forms.
hmmmm, never thought about that
*adds AIL to ass*
Does that mean I pass the course? Woohoo!
Of course- you are one of my A grade students!
*hands over degree*
Woohoo, I didn’t get an F.
*gives K@ a pi in return*
mmmmmmmmm pi mmmmmmmmmm
Win my ass!
Yes, yes you do
*hands over gold star*
Thanks!
*applies gold star sticker to tuckus*
How was Jam’s pi, btw?
How do I win your ass?
You could take me shopping and then to the gas station for starters!
Okie dokie! Then wha… this isn’t linked to the sign by any chance, is it?
No…no. I don’t know why you would think…
It’s completely unrelated. :cheezycarsalesmanwouldIlietoyougrin:
This is just the new line of support bras, free man with every purchase.
*gets in line for purchase*
*gets in-line skates to beat Ms B to the front of the queue*
*just found his calling in life*
You’re worth too much to give away. They’d palm us off with the dregs of society. I’d opt for the hands-free model.
I’ll have to take a chance and see if I can grasp the developmental aspects of this project…
Well, I’m sure you’ll *squeeze* in some time to handle it.
I think he’ll get a hold of the concept in no time.
*ROFLes*
DAMMIT! not again!
*thunk*
Dam straight thats a win!
I always thought that dams were curved and arced to better handle the pressure?
I like my women like I like my… oh damn…
More like a win if you ask me.
I’m out to find that district. bye.
Did someone ask the new guy?
Hmmm…
I did and concur
Actually, this sign is real, but the last pictogram is the work of a higly talented vandal. The sign had a blank square on it… It was erased by the City last week because of one administrator was quite scandalised. The others got a good laugh.
So what I am hearing you say is that scoundrels vandalized a sign of an administrator being scandalized?
I live in Ottawa! I NEED to find this sign!
i’d suggest constance bay…
Near water I think.
I’ve seen the sign before. I think it’s on one of the open stretches of March Road.
More like activity WIN.
the city left that square blank so people took it upon themselves to fill it in. i call that a graffiti win!
Isn’t ‘Constance’ Michael’s autobot sister?
Um…this was already on Shipment of Fail, just a few days ago. Non-copying fail!
Fails in the order
1 the fork and the knife with the cup, How the hell are you supposed to eat tea or coffee when it’s poured into your cup.
2 the boat going into the water. somebody forgot to hook it to their truck again.
And 3, we all know the people in the corner doing it is a win. i think its the 1 and 2 that fail
hxxp://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Saucy+illicit+sign+points+Constance+charms/1776726/story.html
Good linkage sir *doffs hat*.
URI scheme fail
Links to sites in comments can be moderated or removed.
What was the last one now again? Ok ill do that
Clearly this sign simply points to the Houses of Parliament.
MPs have been doing that to the country for 142 years.
Please tell me that’s not Geneva, IL
Win
Hey, how do you upload your photo’s to failblog? I’ve posted 6 of mine in the past 2 days, and they haven’t showed up yet
it’s getting frusturating, can someone tell me where to go to upload them?
People (don’t ask me who I’m not important enough to know) vote on whether it’s worthy of Failblog or not. If so, it’s posted, if not, well it just isn’t. Cheers.
Does anyone know where in Ottawa this is?? I live in Ottawa, but I’ve never see this sign..
it’s right outside of kanata
where in ottawa is this??
lol I live in Ottawa too…thats too funny. Though it could be a prank?
In city council this week (July 10) , El-Chantiry assured his colleagues Constance Bay would soon be rid of the carnal defacement.
“Then (Councilor) Gord Hunter said: ‘What’s the big issue? I thought he was just showing her how to waterski.
How is this a fail…. I think it is a win!
I used to live there, and honestly, that is all there is to do in constance bay, ottawa, ontario Canada!!
How come so may fails have come from Canada recently?
waaaaaaaaaa
did he die?
I think they all work brilliantly!
What was the last item SUPPOSED to be? I have a hard time believing that it is what we all think it is…
Vandalism. It was supposed to be blank.
Didn’t you know? Butt-sex is Canada’s 2nd largest national pastime – behind hockey, that is
Butt-Sex/Behind-Hockey… Related?
I’d call that more a win than a fail. 8D
good to finally see a respectable community that eats its tea with a fork and knife!
ive been to constance bay many times and ive yet to see this sign. Next time i go ill be looking for it though
GO CANADA!
shouldn’t that be
“OOOHhhhh, Canada!!!!!” (pant, pant, pant)
are they playing leapfrog?
I’d heard those Canadians were a freaky bunch. This sign just confirms it!
BTW, total win!!!
this is a win,not a fail,im sure alot of people got there.XD
ive been to constance bay many times and ive yet to see this sign. Next time i go ill be looking for it though
Comments above this suck.
thats so a win!
i thin it a win
sweet you can put out your boat and get laid in the same place? how do i get there?
actually i live in that area and saw that sign, it was some guys from my high school who are REALLY good at graffiti, although they admitted to using a stencil for this one
lol sorry dude it wasn’t anyone from West Carleton! You can’t honestly believe anyone there had the skill and equipment needed for that. Ask around the Bay- they’ll point you in the right direction.
Can’t blame those boys for trying to get credit for it though!
no im talking EoM
Which of these can happened?
this is obviously just a photoshopped sign, as so many of the posts on this site are. get it back to ACTUAL fails and none of this fantasy shit
It was real. Saw it with my own eyes, as did an entire community and then some!
I live near the sign….I took pics.
EPIC VANDALISM WIN!!!!
They LEFT the open spot on the sign….
It was BEGGING FOR SOME creative additions!!
EPIC WIN!!!!
Constance Bay, here I come (no pun intended)!
sadly i live there.
and it’s real
there’s “fitness clubs”
i think this is actually a win
Here’s the back story:
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Saucy+illicit+sign+points+Constance+charms/1776726/story.html
Photoshop win.
A clear and decisive WIN!
this is a WIN!
Activity Sign…WIN!
or is it Vandalism Win?
or Both!?
Definitely Both…
Oh my god, this is hilarious, I live there!!!
and that is how stupid ottawa is(now in the space its the lions club) maybe they should of left it there just for fun
or maybe they should put it near the parliament buildings
I drove by that sign once…
I used to live in Constance Bay! This shits awesome. The “business district”
That has to be a photoshop
the picture in the top left corner and the one in the bottom right corner go together very well
Actually, I think this is a WIN
I agree. Epic WIN.
OMG this is in my city!!!! i gotta find this sign XD
It’s not photoshoped.
haha its actually a sticker I live right by there
This is not a fail.
Prostitution is legal in Canada, so there is just a lot of strait shooters from Ottawa. Sign is full of win imo.
ottawa is not in canada dummy
BAHAHA, Ottawa is the capitol of Canada dummy. And prostitution ISN’T legal.
There’s an Ottawa county in Mich… *adds nothing to the convo.
HAHA this is about 10 mins down the road from here
Wow, this sign is standing in front of my house!
This statement is false.
fap?
Omg hahahaha That’s where Im from , loved that sign, saddly they replaced it with a poppy ><
Isn’t this a win??
i like it
i find it a win
Wow, this sign is standing in front of my house!
anyone ever gone on funny newws sites? they got crazy shit
its good but dont work
Do ppl actually read this far?
Unlikely.
*snork*
Can’t see it happening myself.
Maybe. Lets ask around.
yes
xD I was just looking for this on google earth and there’s a picture of the sign on google earth, too.
I would not f*ck with that guy.