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did they died?
The real one did… maybe that’s how they wanna look like! or it’s a modern interpretion of how Marilyn would’ve looked like if she had lived in the 21st century.
lol the one on the left looks like a dude
All together now:
“Yea-ah, yea-ah…dude looks like a lady…”
The one on the left looks like Grotbags!
the one on the left looks like shit
Yeah, because the one on the right doesn’t.
Maybe she’s a troll?
But that would be the right one.. the left one is too fat
She’s not too fat for being a cave troll i guess ^^
A loltroll
Looks like a double fail to me
The quantity of fail in this one is not measurable with today’s technology.
Look who was waiting on John and Bobby in the afterlife!
LOL, that’s the first thing that popped into my mind when i saw this…
Living outside Cincy this is why I do not venture downtown.
Well here’s the source, with a larger (I warned you!) picture of what you see above! And more horrible pictures, still! (see link above)
that fat one is your mother
The ugly one on the left looks like my fat cow of a mother-in-law…thank god my wife doesn’t look anything like her :p
Yet
eeehheww!
You.
No! It was me.
No! Actually it’s more like kodak film.
y’see here i go, down the slope
zip ZOP ZOPPIDY DOOBOP
Please someone make it shut up…
That…was one of the worst things ever recorded.
looks like she weres that helmet all the time
NO ONE FREAKING CARES IF THEIR FIRST!
and nobody cares if you type in all caps
I think my eyes just vomited.
I think that’s called crying.
the one on the left is beautiful
Yeah, the person on the right looks absolutely nothing like marylin monroe.
She completely forgot to paint on her mole. Ridiculous.
No, she just put it on the wrong side. Her buck teeth are sexy though!
the left is worse
Agreed! and the one on the lest is so close, but Monroe never grimaced like that!
not even Marilyn Manson
Look now he’s mayor! First order of business: free honey for everyone! Yeah mayor Bee, mayor Bee, mayor Bee – ouch, darn stung myself. Bye world.
MY EYES!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!
*tries to scoop out his eyes with his fingers*
*Hands Nocta a spoon*
I’ve seen worse.
What are you talking about they look so close to the real thing.
Good morning all and to all good morning.
*waves hand in front of enigma’s eyes to make sure he’s not blind*
*scrutinises picture again*
*looks puzzled*
Morning eagle 1.
Morning eagle 2.
Morning eagle 3.
Morning eagle 4.
Morning eagle 5.
We are all here and thanks for making me laugh and making me look like I have multiable personalities.
-hey gaynorvader said goodmorning to all of us
- hey you are right
-well that is cool eagles 2
Sometimes I think you are nuts…Other times I know it.
Thanks Someone Nicer than Jenny…you just hurt eagle 4 feelings. Good morning to ya
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don’t.
*squeezes 5eagles to make him feel better*
*snuggles up to KatzVond like a small cute kitten* Jenny done hurt my feelings.
Im so sorry!!!
argh my eyes!
This is just like the stupid eyebrow thing. It’s not a fail, it’s just people who are idiots (Including the person who added this photo)
People being idiots = fail.
Um, isn’t the cause of any fail someone who is an idiot?
yeah… the idiot who too this photo … idiot!!!!
They are trying to look like Marilyn Monroe. They do NOT. Therefore they FAIL to look like her, ergo, it is most definately a FAIL!
see this is why one dont post when you are depressed..
i have no spoon
There aren’t any spoons anyway. They’re as much of a lie as the cake is.
The Spoons never lies, only misquotes from bad memory.
I am a banana!
Tu es une petite jaune banane?
Non! Je suis un petit banan violett!
Je ne suis pas une femme!
Not true! You said it was purring and you dressed as Marilyn.
*never could speak French properly*
No, no, the wind was purring through my *ahem* hair.
(Your French was correct if you were speaking of yourself, or an inanimate banana, but I’m pretty sure that if I were a male banana, you drop the e’s when referring to me!)
*une pression Francais pour jam*
Is ‘pression’ like a Vulcan nerve pinch?
*keels over*
Actually it was French for squeeze! Don’t die jam!
*prepares to give jam CPR*
Woohoo!
For all those trolls that wonder, I didn’t die.
D a m n right you will never die as long as I live Jam, I will give you my brain if I have to in order for you to live.
Ummm, thanks. That’s very noble of you Mr Eagle.
*resists the temptation to turn this into an insult*
Go ahead LOL I must learn the hard way.
french for sqeeze=Calin.
Sorry to pop your bubble gaynorvader ^_^
presser means to squeeze a tube of toothpaste or a pillow, does it not? Calin is a cuddle. I went for a more literal translation, sorry!
Nope, Jam was (almost) right. The banana stays feminin.
Tu es une petite banane jaune?
Yes, Czuhc! Yes I am a small, yellow banana.
So what we’re saying here is nobody knows how to speak French properly? HAHAHA!
*squeeze*
Oh right! Damn, I thought the rules changed when using personification! Back to school with me!
that wasn’t that bas.. you only reversed banane and jaune.
WHAT? The cake is a lie? My live have been shattered!
There’s always pie.
the cake lied to the pie, now the pie is also a lie *unhappy*
your multiple personality would get along just fine with 5 eagles ^^^^up there *snickers and runs away*
dont worry, cnidaria, in soviet russia, the cake is true.
That’s just a “title fail”!
In reality, it was a Laurel & Hardy look-alike contest, which the ladies of the picture have won.
And you thought Set’s date was bad. What the was JFK thinking? I know he was tough, but he’d need to be blind or Superman (or both) to want to touch THAT. And people wonder why I tell people to “check under the hood before buying”.
Too bad what’s been seen can not be unseen.
Enthusiastic win
W…T…F…?
I’m really speachless on this one.
Don’t worry. It will only last 2 minutes.
This really deserves me to become emo-kirby. I’m sorry, it just does.
Love it!!!!!!
Now I’m the captain, cuz I’m on a boat, motha-f*cka! Don’t you ever forget!
Say whaa’????
Lonely Island…On a Boat…look up…youtube
AAHHAAHHAAHHHH!!!! I knew I heard it somewhere ^^
nice one captain!!
I have a beard and a pipe, so I outrank you, you lily-livered landlubber!
Actually I was kidding about the boat part. I’m a captain of a starfleet.
Wouldn’t that make you an Admiral?
Emo kirby is Emo! I really like that doo Hal.
Obviously, the best part is Cincinnati.com
I’d let number 5 win, for fear of getting headbutted. I’m also afraid that the skinny one would give me a blowjob if I let Her WIN.
*HER win
Too many teeth for you?
If she enrolled in a Madonna look alike contest, she could win.
I think they’re both beautiful!
*tries to keep straight face*
*chuckles*
You kept it for 2 minutes.
I thought that was pretty good!
*squeeze*
Have you seen the others in the contest? Some of them don’t even have their hair done properly!
*squeeze*
That’s what the 5 is, marks out of 10.
Those others got nil points.
I think it’s out of 20 so, one who looked slightly like her was holding a 13.
Nah nah nah, you got it all wrong. Its out of 17 which is why it says that off to the side silly!
[false sincerity]Oh wow, you look great! You should easily win this one. [/false sincerity]
Psst…
*points*
I really need to work on nesting. *sigh*
*pats jam’s shoulder*
It’s okay, it’s a spider!
(I didn’t know what to use for the black spot!)
*switches on a fan*
*directs the flow up GV’s white skirt*
Wooohooo!
Are you Scottish?
Nope, Irish. We like feeling the breeze purring through our hair as much as any Scottsman!
If it’s purring, you lied when you said you were male.
Oh dear! Really?! I thought all men’s purred!
I vote for the right one, also she’s propably male.
They’re both awfully ugly, but the right one has got an ironic touch ^^
If either of those are the right one, I dread seeing the wrong ones.
*Taps jam on the shoulder, dressed as Marylin Monroe*
Yipes! Let’s hope the ducky tape holds this time
Hey I got 5 in my name does that mean I win Czuhc?
MOM ? ….DAD?!
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR SO LONG, THANK YOU FAILBLOG, THANK YOU!!!
YEAHH!!! let’s celebrate with a big bowl of boner salad!!!!
I think I’ll pass on this one.
I agree, I don’t even like salad, much less one someone’s messed up!
If THOSE THINGS were the winners, I don’t even want to know how the others looked like. GEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Then why does it say they gave their best impersonation? Doesn’t it mean they won? Or does it mean they did “the best they could”, but…?
I think it means “did the best they could”, there were some others who definitely looked more the part!
buba® thinks the true marilyn monroe® is at left.
Buba made Jam laugh today.
As in if she was dug up from her grave?
My eyes are burning….
Stop trying to create havoc with your laser beam eyes.
Yeah…wannabe cyclops!
YEAH! and stop looking at me!!
I that a cobra helicopter for your avatar? Havoc.
Send those two back to Mt. Healthy – they weren’t finished with them yet.
I’d call security on your mother then.
lol joking!
Hey you changed your avatar? Good morning Halifax.
Yuppers!
Good morning to you too.
Freddy and Jason
*calls dog inside*
They symbolize binary. 01
The saddest thing is that is their “BEST” imitation. Imagine those *less than best* attempts!
I ♣ marilyn monroe so much
Hi – I’m Darryl and this is my brother Darryl.
My brother and I have the same first name and last name but our middle names are different(adopted. LOL)
Sick fail!
*Makes notation in log book*
Makes notation in log book about katzVonD making a notation in log book.
I bet they’re part of a local comedy troop and they did it for laughs. There’s no way these women are that unself-aware.
I think the one on the left is in a pantomime, I’m sure I’ve seen her before…
It’s Les Dawson zombie.
Afternoon!
*squeeze*
Hullo.
*squeeze*
Wow I need a cold shower LOL.
So sad.
and I thought Chris Farley was dead
yeah the right are realy a fail!
HAHA! The reporters name is Jeff Swinger. XD
One word to sum this up……….”BLAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!”
Oh, my, god! Give me the bleach, my eyes need to be cleaned!
This is a version of Cinderella’s stepsisters I haven’t seen before…
They look more like Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.
Oh my, Marilyn has really let herself go.
Disturbing Marilyn in her grave win.
hm sexy time!
I thought the one on the left was a dude.
this is the best fail i think i have ever seen.
i actually CANNOT stop laughing
that cant be more photoshopped. the left ones face is sunk in and the right ones face is too far out
There’s more fail! worst competition ever.
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=AB&Date=20090626&Category=ENT&ArtNo=906260805&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=1
I think the skinny one should win
I will never, ever, go to the state of Ohio because of this.
don’t make this the ONLY reason you decided not to visit ohio…
*dies*
Oh, Cincinnati. Stuff like this doesn’t even surprise me anymore.
Holy crap I see part of the name of my town in the back. starts with an “L”
Damit Dad, you PROMISED me…”no more look-a-like contests”…..there’s another dress mom’s not gonna fit into….
Pfwaaar, they are HOT ! My kinda ladies.. natural beauties..
The one on the right looks like a hilbilly. xD
Kind of looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show
This is disturbing. I think I will have nightmares about this tonight. O_<
Julie just farted and Kelly looks like she liked it.
They look just like the real thing – as did all the Jackson impersonators in Leicester Square. (Yeah right)
…No.5 has got to be Captain Pugwash in drag…
I’m so ashamed of my city right now . . . not that i wasn’t before
actually alot of em are really hot, problem is in cincinnati you get really hot then those two . . . no in between
These two are definitely not the best mascots for our city.
Not a fail at all.
Dude!! there’s a fat lady like that who sits all day in ukrops talking about marylin monroe and elvis, and she even says wrong things!
Oh, hi Marilyn Manson!
Pretty nice women
One Word! UGLY! And The One On The Left Looks Like A Guy!
Oh By The Way Cnidaria, KRIBY IS NOT EMO!
To use a Zach Galifianakis line, she looks a little like Marilyn Monroe and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
the one on the left looks like the guy from the howard stern show
this makes me ashamed that i live in cincinnati =[
i will drink their bathwater
yeah that one on the right is totally…. oh wait it’s the left one….
it gets funnier every time i see it
only in the “nasty-nnati” would you see something this bad…
For the complete shoot, visit
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=AB&Date=20090626&Category=ENT&ArtNo=906260805&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=1
the one on the left looks like monroe to me..
I know I moved out of the Nati for a reason…you end up looking like that!!
the one on the right looks like Roxy hart from the movie Chicago
Yuckkie!! My eyes are burning!!! Blehhh. Now I have to go burn my brains….
Oh God. I can’t believe I live where this is from…
sexy
!!!
there are funkin ugly they need to go to an ugly contest the first one needs to lose weaight and the other one needs to lose the teeth
why are *all* of these from the nati?
we fail.
I’m just glad I don’t live there any more. Yes, it is like that. Really.
lol i wonder which one is the real fail
Wow. Marylin(Spelling?) Monroe(Spelling?) is turning in her luxurious grave right now. even her spirit is sensing a disturbance.
marilyns?
This is what we in the business call a DOUBLE FAIL!