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You know, considering what kids are doing today, that might be a good thing….
I don’t think the things kids doing today are much worse than in the past. They may be more creative though, and filming everything with a mobile so it can be posted on youtube helps to spread the creativity, and the hype from concerned adults.
Where is the fail, I used more of these in High School than Pencils.
Perhaps some are just in denial about what accessories are needed for the new school year.
The fail is in the SIZE advertized for school boys.
FAIL is in your understanding in Darwin.
Fails are what-ever please you!
NO?
you is hot
clever
Your Mother Is The Fail
Hevver
the fail is in the price. it says 89.2 cents each. How do you get .2 cents??
89.2 cents per condom.
you buy them as a box, so at no point would you ever actually have to produce .2 cents.
But when the box has 12 condoms, they should be approx. $1.04 each, not 89.2.cents each.
but the advert does say that the pack contains 2 free with every 12 box, right? so when they count them in the price (failing, ’cause those are supposedly free) they get the price in the advert.
Agree.
price per unit
you said unit
*fills out enrollment application for this school*
Can I be your roomie?
Rubber roomie?
*bounces off walls*
You got balls.
*roffles*
*checks lady parts*
? nope
You mean these?
*juggles multi-colored balls*
=O
LEMME AT EM! LEMME AT EM!
Security!
*Runs over*
Yes miss? What seems to be the problem?
Stand by – Ms B may need some assistance.
Ah, it looks like he’s only 3 years old. I can handle it. Thanks though!
12.49$ what a Deal. I’ll take 20! Thank you college!
So how does 12 for $12.49 work out to 89.2 cents each??
This was my FIRST reaction…even before noting the primary fail…
The product is actually for 2 free with 12, so the individual pricing always comes up as 12.49/14 instead of 12.
But if they say the individual price is 89.2 cents, and there is two FREE condoms, isn’t it kind of wrong to both say there are two for free, and then take 89.2 cents for those two, to make it up to 12.49?
Magnums as just a marketing ploy, they aren’t any bigger than regular Trojans, the gold foil wrapper is bigger, not the condom.
…now Magnum *XL*, those are the size of freakin’ tube socks.
Mmmmmno Todd, they’re definitely bigger. I’m lucky to have seen the difference
This conversation is making uncomfortable.
me
Use the force you must.
We all know where Yoda is putting that force!
They are indeed bigger. Going from Trojan Ultra Thins to Magnums was the difference between strangulation and a perfect fit. For me anyway. And they aren’t really all that big, it is just a lot of marketing.
so can marketing make mine bigger?
God says no
WIN!
I approve this message !
I approve of your approval!
I approve of this approval of an approval!
Nope, Magnums are bigger than regular Trojans. My husband finds regular Trojans uncomfortable.
…Magnum is an Ice cream… at least I thought it was…
Magnum is a condom in the US made by Trojan, but when I was in France there were popsicles called Magnums- which made me giggle, cuz I was 16.
the44 magnum is a pistol…
LARGE size?!
They make the best balloon doggies.
And bottle nosed dolphins!
Malicite!
.
*squeeze*
.
How have you been?
.
*squeezes for all the other reg’s*
*squeezes Velvet and everyone else*
I’ve been good! Been busy as fark at work, and I hate it… though it does make time fly. I miss chatting here!
*squeeze to Mal & velvet & everyone else, too!*
*squeeeeezesallpeeps*
Just thought I’d barge in.
Barge squeezes are the best!
*squeeze* Guess who came to play because he’s home sick from work?!
And where were these kind of sales when I was in school?
*GIANT SQUEEZE*
It’s good to see you! Except, I’m sorry you’re sick.
Sorry you’re sick
Not sorry you’re here! 
*squeeze*
I hope it’s nothing too serious!
It’s either a cold or strepp throat. It feels like it’s getting better.
I got better…
You’ll be fine. Something can’t be cuddly and have strepp, so the contradiction will sort out quickly.
*squeeze to everybody in case I don’t get to be on much today*
Woo hoo!! It’s Mr. Magnificent!! Sorry you’re sick, but weeee!! Good to see you!
Did you have to pay full price Mr. CUddles?
Hey, bf, I’ve been meaning to ask you – when’s your birthday?
Jan. 14. Why?
mmmmm goat!
I’m a bull, how about you K@? (everybody else too, this could be an interesting failurvey)
Capricorn!
B-day Jan. 9th.
Libra, Dog!
If I tell you, it won’t be a surprise, silly!
Did k@ accidentally give it away?
What a well endowed school…
or well hung…
Yes I said in on purpose ^^ I wanted to emphasize that I need to go back to school
Or not, since it is the Large ones that are on sale — the other sizes must be selling well….
.. and used as finger puppets…
it’s condom sense…
We can’t have them being c0cky, can we?
They need a dose of penis-illin for those freshman blues.
It’s rid1ckulous.
Surely knobody at school is extra large.
Extra large Egos’ though!
The first time I read this I saw “Extra Large Eggo’s …” For some reason I thought that was funny …
The Egos just compensate, of course. It’s like guys who buy SUV’s or Hummers.
You know what I always say? When you are blue, draw a doodle.
A bluedle!!!
I like it.
Blue2th is always blue.
Hey Mal — I suspect layers of inuendo in this simple comment — I think you are like an onion (certainly not a parfait)…
Cake! Everybody likes cake!
Hmmm… maybe Mal should be a Parfait …
I would make an excellent parfait! Good point! *layers himself accordingly*
*drools*
Yummy!
*dispenses whipped cream on mal’s head*
*tops with a cherry*
Well ladies — can we share this parfait or are we going to fight over it? Maybe we can just cut it into pieces???
Malicite, close you mouth a little, you’re starting to drool… *squeeze*
So are we
OK – no cutting (sorry Mal didn’t mean to scare you).
Mr. Cuddles — I thought FB was banned at work??????? Are you off today?
*squeeze* Hello Elsa_Mama! Yes, I’m home sick from work.
Oh, I am sorry — that you are sick. But I think many will behappy about it — if for no other reason than you have been missed!!
*run jump SQUEEEZE*
Hello stranger.
Hows tricks?
Too slow
I think we need a Monday Cuddle Puddle!!! We can all snack on parfait together!! *SQUEEZE*
Oh yay! Monday Cuddle Puddle!
I missed Friday’s.
*squeeze* Hello Moomin!!! I’ve missed you most of all. Other than being sick, I’m peachy with a side of keen
Uhm. I call this one a fail, even though it’s wordplay. Penicillin is an antibiotic, not an antidepressant.
First
almost ^^
Not even close.
*picks up Mars by the ankle*
*tosses him toward his namesake planet*
Bye bye, have a nice trip!
*watches The Angry Red Planet carefully through telescope…. *
*sees tiny >kersplotch<*
Good shooting Jimbo!!
Don’t clickie, it’s a trojan!
But I thought they protect you from the virus.
If you wear them on your ears they will protect you from Hearing Aids… (gaaah.. bad joke.. I’m sorry)
*very, very small chuckle*
More than I was expecting. Thank you.
If you wear them over your mouth they will protect you from AYDS.
If you wear them as a hat you’ll be protected from diseases as no-one will come near you.
*ankle squeeze*
If you wear them on your anus you are protected from unsanitary conditions on public restrooms. Ok, after a while you’re the unsanitary one, but that’s another story.
*squeezes ankles*
Mr. Cuddles is up the thread — Monday Cuddle Puddle goin on!! And there is Parfait for snackin’
Poifect!
But Ayds help me lose weight! Oh well I guess wearing a Trojan over my mouth should do the trick too. As well as preventing from STD’s by making me look like a total d1ck head.
children going back to school; Parents WIN
♫♫♪It’s the most wonderful time
of the year!!!♫♪
It’s the hormones in the chicken. Kids are growing up too early.
Too bad some stopped “Growing” Premeaturely.
Then again, sometimes growth isn’t the only thing premeature about guys these days…
Hey, if the schools won’t teach safe-sex, Walmart has to step in.
Or Walgreens, as it seems to be in this case.
Hey salut Cédric, j’suis first! hehe
non you’re not
For Private Investigator schools?
Around the end of the school, All of the Ashleys and Keishas is going to get pregnant.
Wow you suck.
I don’t get it!
If you would wear a condom, maybe you would.
I still don’t get it!
Maybe if you try a different brand of deodorant?
Hmm…okay…Woh, I feel dizzy.
*pulls deodrant filled condom off head*
*staggers about*
*snickers!*
*Twix*
*moro*
*KitKat*
*fudge*
(clicky)
*drools* Send us westerners some of those!!!
I wish I could!
Yummy! Now I need chocolate…
Safe Snacks!
And that is precisely why you don’t get it!
Judy, you’ve thoroughly messed my head up today! I’m so confused I’m pretty sure that singing lemon is Matt Damon!
♫Lemon tree, very pretty!♪
I tried to help GV get it in the last fail… things got weird.
That usually happens with GV.
I thought we were playing mommies and daddies!
*looks from KVD to WIK with wide-eyed innocence*
I keep telling you: I will not call you daddy!!
What about uncle?
But I didn’t want to be the daddy! I wanted to be the mummy!
Ok, I will call you King Tut.
Having terrible flash backs of Joe Dirt movie….
I’m your sister! I’m your sister!
I am literally loling. I e-love you GV.
e-love you right back WIK!
maybe it’s better that way… that means you’re not that filthy in your mind….
Oh, no, he’s much, much filthier.
That’s what I thought! Maybe this is a culture specific thing, or maybe I’m just thinking into it too much.
*turns on PA system* Ahem… Original comment in this thread is not worth explaining, it is stupid and bigotous (Is that a word?), but the resulting confusion was hilarious. Thank you, That’s all.
*squeeze* It’s ok, I’m confused about 73 percent of the time, let’s just have a drink and forget all about this.
*bottoms up!*
*drinks shot standing on head*
*Sees WIK drinking normally*
Hey! I thought you said bottoms up!
*pinches bottom while it’s up*
Oh,my!
*stands on head, spills shot all over*
I think I will just drink this normally.
*falls over in surprise*
Ms B! You’re fully clothed! I haven’t seen you this way in over a week!
It’s a new week. I thought I’d start out fresh.
I do try to keep my clothes on.
I’m confused, why are we drinking?
I know you do.
*pats Ms B’s hand*
I even tried to help you once, but to no avail!
We are drinking because its…. its…. International upside down shot day! Bottoms up shots all around!
Upside down shots are the best drinking game/way to get drunk ever! We were doing it one rag week and I got drunk on only one shoulder of Jameson! Fantastic fun.
*Misreads WIKs’ post*
*stunned gaping silence*
*rereads*
oh my, just shots yes- no actual bottoms atall
phew!
Damn! You SURE?
*puts feathers, paddle and cameras away*
*sulks away still fantasizing*
But we’re missing out on so much potential fun!
Wow! It’s really expensive if you just want one pack, they must be trying to get more school children practicing safe sex!
Anaphylactic, Prophylactic, latic acid too….
*SQUEEZEsnork*
less than a dollar a condom??? wow….now THAT’s what it should cos all over the world….instead of 2 dollars each!
I disagree! In some countries they’re free!
Family planning clinic…oh and clicky…I give them away there too!
Yup. At PlannedParenthood they give entire bags of them in all shapes, sizes, colo(u)rs and flavors.
Flavo[u]rs?!? They come in flavo[u]rs?!?
Of course, loads of flavours. Mostly fruit or alcohol.
Mmmm… beer condoms…
oh, missed that (u), and yes. I once found a bubblegum one, my husband and I blew it up into a pink balloon and drew a face on it.
oh, thats probably why I have 2 kids.
You’ve been remiss my dear, only 2?
Or have you since learned they’re not for balloon animal fun!
5 years of no sleep will teach you that condoms can be fun for other things too, not just filling with helium.
Hint: 1 ounce of whiskey in the formula.
(just run ‘em through rehab before Pre-K, or the DT’s might worry the teacher)
Benadryl.
(Its a joke freaks, I don’t actually do it.)
We had a party at my house a couple of years ago where one of the people there drunkenly decided to take a condom out of the wrapper, fill it with ranch dressing and a baby carrot from the refrigerator, and then tie it to a branch on the Christmas tree. I found it a couple of weeks later. He’s not been invited back to my house much since then
I once saw a guy in a bar with a condom over his head. It went down from the tip of his head to under his nostrils, and he was breathing air in through his mouth and out his nose, so that the condom was slowly filling up with air.
I got a 48 box of Lager flavoured ones last year, amazing what companies will do for advertising!(they were sponsored by a well known beer!)
LOL
Did they have the beer logo on them?
No- but I believe they were green!
First!!!!!
in some countries aids is a pandemic.
Where’s Avis or I like his (its?) comments.
Don’t say F*rst please, it’s frowned upon by the community here. Avis is neither a ‘him’ nor an ‘it’. I’ll give you one more guess!
Avis is one of those trans gender robots programed to imitate some species of frogs known to change genders for mating purposes and who, when their DNA is spliced with dinosaurs, will reek havoc in an upcoming movie called, ‘Revenge Of The Giant Dinosaur Looking Frogs Park 6′?
Close, but no, she’s a lady.
next guess.
♪She’s a lady, oh-o-o she’s a lady! ♪
♫Talkin’ about, that little lady!♪♫
♫And that lady is miiinee♫
*not really though*
If you,re from university, this is called a WIN XD
Back to school is back to cool?
Heck, if more teenagers included these in their back-to-school shopping…..
G’morning everyone!
*squeeze*
Good morning, zippycat! You too, Ms B!
*squeezies*
*squeeze*
Mornin’, Judy! How was your weekend?
Awesome! You?
Pretty good. Busy and HOT.
I forget what part of the country you’re in – are you in that heat wave?
I’m in Utah. So, always hot this time of year, desert and all.
been to Utah lots of times, I like it! I am in desert too, it’s been around 110 for the past week!
My brother in law lives in SLC!
My brother in law lives in Delano penitentiary.
does he like it?
♪ It’s a small world after all! ♫
No- I could never hate the Ms B- just that I came over to visit there in Feb- it was a little snowy!
Yes, I clearly live in the wrong place. I hate when it gets over 80 degrees (F) and under 60. Any suggestions for a constant 72 year-round?
somewhere near, but not too near the equator, the med, Southern France?
Hawaii or San Diego coastal area
San Clemente, California.
Average temperature for the year: 74 degrees.
Hey, it’s good to see that at least they got the math right…wait, a sec…
12 for 12.49 does not equal 89cents each
I was lost! TY WIK
Any time RK.
Your anagrams of the day: “Hawk It Now” or “What In Wok?”
I prefer Thwak No I.
missing a w:
Thwak I won?
now. meant now, but I like yours better
Hmm…I like yours better, if you rearrange it slightly;
I thwak now
Ok, but then it’s my turn again.
*sigh* Alright, but can we take a break after an hour this time? You said you would last time, but you forgot!
Wank it how?
*sigh* alright. I’ll let you make me a sandwich after.
Great, just a 5 minute break is all, I get so stiff after an hour of it!
That means it’s working! Don’t be so hard-up.
But if I don’t take a break I’ll be bone tired!
If you fall, I will re-erect you.
I suppose, as long as I’m still standing…
If you weren’t, It’d be a tent.
Sandwich?
*brings mayo*
*joins in*
Hmmmmmmm !
OK!
Thwaks yer butt a few times!
BTW… I dug up your “Revealing Day” picture,
drooledadmired and commented upon it in the previous fail.How’d you do that? I thought my alter-ego was safe?
I has my wheys!
That’s just underhanded. I feel so exposed. I feel like Brewski with no pants!
Is that curds and whey?
♪ ♫ Any whey, any whey you want it
That’s all right by me
Any whey, any whey you want it
That’s the whey it will be ♪ ♫
♪ ♫ Any whey you want it
You can call me any day
Hey hey hey…
Any whey you want it
You can always hear me say
Hey hey hey… ♪ ♫
(no curds)
We’re (not) In Kansas
Oh my! Let’s follow the yellow brick road!
…anymore.
Once you go harrison Middle-School you don’t go back!
Sex.ed. win
I think they meant “Back to College”.
Their sign writers may have been drunk…
Price X (89.2 x12 = 10.70)
Placement X
Product X (since when can you use a condom as a notebook?)
Tact X
Diplomacy X
All valid points except the third one. Never know when you’ll need to write down a phone number and such…that’s why they make sharpies.
Ha! Just pictured scenario in my mind… Hey, that was fun! here’s my number, don’t flush it. *whips out sharpie before flacidness (again, probably not a real word flacidity? flacidation?) sets in*
*gagsnork*
Flacidity & Flacidation both sound painful & disappointing!
*grabs sharpie*
*writes number bottoms up & backwards*
(you’ll be able to read it in the mirror)
*roffle*
This scenario goes, is that a 5? or a 2? or a 7? …. Oh, well I will call the agency back.
I have many different prophylactics over here for sale. Small prices, big value!!
Shouldn’t this be a math fail? Since when does $12.49/12=89.2?
There are two free with each pack of 12.
$12.49/14=89.2
Is the fail because they are large size instead of junior size?
The condoms are in front of the nuts.
Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!
Hmm, mine have a bit too much pea-ness to them.
Are they salted??
Only after they’ve roasted.
I thought that’s where they were supposed to go?
Yeah! From my point of view “behind the nuts” is not a place I’d ever want one!
Ok, I am going to go paint my bedroom, so I will talk everyone later!
*SMOOCHES!*
*sneakysmooch*
Have fun!
Ok this has to be some kind of record, I am already frustrated. The last people in this house put up some kind of border wall paper thing that is horrible and has pink flowers, I can’t get the adhesive off the wall.
Do you have a steam iron?
will that work? I have to get an extension cord and try that.
Should do, as long as you steam it and try not to touch the wall.
I tried WD40 that stuff works on EVERYTHING but not 1980’s wall paper apparently.
Lol! It’s an oil. You need to dissolve the glue. I believe warm salty water works also, but the iron’s probably the least messy.
I am female, my tools include WD40, Duck Tape, and pliers. seriously, I can do anything with that. I am not going to drip warm salty water all over my walls/carpet/clothes/hair unless I absolutely have to.
I assume you’ve tried the duct tape trick so!
That’s next, I will post pics on ‘There, I fixed it’
GV is a genius! It works! iloveyouiloveyou! yay!
Let me know if it works. I’ve got a bathroom to re-do, and it’s got some horrible border around it.
Steam iron= perfection. I wet the paper down first, then hovered the iron over it, (It has the steam puffy button:technical term:) then it just peeled right off! I have to go finish it now, just wanted to let you know.
Full-scale wall murals are the way to go.
Lemme know when you start – I’ll come help
come on WN! I have always wanted a full scale wall mural. (had to stop working cause baby freaked out)
Sounds like this could take you days at this rate. Want me to call a sitter for you?
Haven’t done one since my youth, and that one was chemically influenced
But with a bit o’ tequila, we’d probably do just fine 
My kids Destroy sitters.
Lets do it! I will paint the wall red and we will do a grey and silver dragon. I’m actually a fair artist. I ‘tagged’ my sons name on his door, it looks awesome.
Most excellent – count me in!!
*counts on WN*
*sketches strange space scapes wif dragons an’ stuff in his head*
awww…. now I am really upset that you can’t help me… I would love to have someone real here to help.
Give me your co-ordinates… I’m bored.
Let me know how that works out. I have 2 to paint this weekend.
I’ve got some Used Paint;
various colo(u)rs available.
I painted my living room cardboard. Literally cardboard color, I had it color matched at Home Depot. Its awesome.
I can imagine the paint guys thoughts,
“hmmm, must have been homeless for a while”
bye WIKerman
Try WIKerwoman.
I’m not good at this game.
Wonder Woman Underoos!
(Did anyone else have those?)
I’m actually wearing a pair right now
Hell yes! I love em!
gotta love those WWUs.
What color?
I’m painting the room a really dark red. well, I was going to, but I cant get the damn wall paper boarder down!!
(A) Paint Over it (Dark Red should cover anything)
(B) Leave it and pick a New Border to Slap over it.
(3) Take another Valium & froget ’bout it.
(A) I can’t paint over it, because paint on paper will look different than paint on wall
(B) Borders are stupid
(3) Best idea I’ve heard all day.
WIK- do you have kiddies old enough to understand…if so get them to do it!
Hmmmm 2 year old with a steam iron, bad plan.
Lace their little shoes on tight, SuperGlue them in Place.
I plan on giving my 6yr old a brush, a bucket, and a
beer!juice box!I’m not sure her kids can even talk in sentences yet… But, Teenagers given power tools and beer can be effective if closely supervised by an Adult holding Gift Cards to a Video Game Store.
Psst… 4 year olds can speak in sentences.
Psst. So can some two-year-olds.
yeah, not mine though, she is stuck on nuh-uh. for everything she knows more, she just refuses.
I think you lose that skill at around 70 or so. All my dad says these days are Huh and what’s that?
Huh.
Solution: http:// www wikihow com/Remove-Wallpaper
Also it may not be in the instructions, but you do it Naked, Video Tape it, Share Results with Friends*
*snorkroffle* I think steam and nekkidness may not be too smart…. I’ll try it.
OH! :SHOCK:
I didn’t actually READ those INSTRUCTIONS!
Being a guy and all that, I could get into trouble……
Squeezes to all, got to go home and play at being a dutiful wife, (i.e. not order take out and do the washing up)
*squeeze*
Good luck with that! I know how hard that can be.
Good luck k!!
K…two words: crock. pot. makes home cooked meals with no effort whilst you are on failblog all day and hubby comes home and goes “wow, this is great! you must have been working all day on this!” Then, tell him that you were.
I love my crock pot! I have one of those smart ones that turns to warm after the set time. Awesome.
Do you reckon I could bring it to work with me!
ta ta!
You Englishy types need anything that’ll help! I’ve never seen an “English Cooking” Book or Course.
I imagine the directions read:
[a] Take Food
[b] Drop into Boiling Water until Flavo(u)r is Coooked Away
[3] Serve with Potatoes
You sure could! It comes with a cool strappy for the lid and a neat-o carrying case!
*sigh*
I need to get a life…
Check on “Craigslist” there’s bound to be one available.
You Englishy types need anything that’ll help! I’ve never seen an “English Cooking” Book or Course.
I can guess that the directions read:
[a] Take Food
[b] Drop into Boiling Water until Flavo(u)r is Coooked Away
[3] Serve with Potatoes
*snork*
This is how my mom cooks.
Unlike us Americans that use a slightly different method of cooking.
A) take food
B) drop it into deep-fat fryer full of oil until nutrients are gone
C) serve with other fried foods
Damn!
Damn you Avis! *shakes fist towards Chicago*
Now my secret is out!
I’ll never be able to Franchise my
“ROADKILL’s ROADSIDE RESTAURANT“!
I think that already exists. I’m almost sure I’ve seen signs for a place like that.
If you wanna do Southern instead, just repeat Avis’s and top with either gravy, ranch dressing, or tartar sauce, as you prefer.
Oh, and follow that by a triple bypass for full effect!
Irish cuisine is as follows:
[a] Take Food (potatoes + scraps of whatever else you scrape together)
[b] Drop into big pot of Guinness gravy
[c] Cook for hours
The bisquick cook book is awesome as well, the food is really good and it is… (bet you can’t guess…) quick!
I must get one!
Ya thinks that possum would do good ina crock pot?
Everything does good in a crock-pot. I am a vegetarian, but I cook dead things in it all the time for the husband.
I wish I could have used a crock pot this week end. I’ve been cooking up a storm here for my step-sister’s visit. One more night, and I can rest!
order in.
also, Avis is back!
I’m making pasta with pesto cream sauce, a salad that has sun dried tomatoes and fresh mozzarella in it and a starter of dipping veggies with a yogurt based dip. And that for me is taking it easy!
I say they’re being realistic about their targeted consumer group…including the self-delusions of that group.
Photoshop fail?
That should have been a WIN!
Well with public schools these days…
Duroc,
Not a photoshop, took that at the Walgreens at 7105 W McNab Rd, North Lauderdale, FL
Best part is the math is wrong.
It’s a sign for a box of 14 (2 free w/12). 14×89.2 = 12.49
Unfortunately, they didn’t actually include the boxes with 2 free, so it’s a product placement fail on multiple levels.
More like “Back to school WIN”!
Let’s see…pencils, markers, notebook, condoms, lunch box….Looks like I’ve got everything.
omg that so horrible!
EPIC fail!!!
Double fail. 89.2 cents apiece x 12 condoms = 10.70
They are in fact $1.04 each.
You must be a REALLY bored person.
wish they had that when i was a lad…
right next to the bongs
those i remember as a kid… good times
what if i am allergic to latex?
These are for those high school boys who are bangin’ their hot, young teachers.
Damn Failblog and their anti-sex education politics.
Ya know, I swear I’ve seen some of these recent fails before. Somehow, I can’t find them when I go back…
Or is it a win? Finally, a back-to-school sale students can get excited about!
Incidentally, why isn’t it criminal yet to advertise BTS sales in July?
Hey, some kids do go to Catholic school and they need to use something to stop those priests setting them on fire.
hahaha, fail on the calculation too, 89.2c each? for 12?
It’s not funny because it makes perfect sense for back to college.
So, what’s the minimum size to use those? I never did get them and the normal sizes feel a bit tight, especially when your circulation gets cut off >.<
Sex ed WIN! xD
This is reminding me that when school starts again in September the local 6th formers (and a couple of years below that) will be in the office for their free condoms. I kid you not. The UK having the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe, it’s a government strategy to *try* and reduce that. Pffff.
Who saidanything about student + teacher relationships?
This is why i like Sam’s Club
There’s a W on the sign, I think it might be Wegman’s. Anyway, nothing about this is a fail.
Sending out message to whoever will hear: This is ship Alpha Trodja 9347565.
We are being over run by an alien parasite, please if anyone can find us, hel-
END TRANSMITION
I’m in college. These are absolutely essential back to school supplies. I betcha they’re right next to those really thick notebooks and the super-fancy graphing calculators.
didnt you all know that this is the new requirement for sex ed???? >.< its because the public school systems didnt get enough funding so they make the students get the condoms to practice on the banana (that should be included in their lunches from home)
I want to join that school ;D
Too much horny people!
I am wondering what marketing demographics are they targeting? Is this racist or for teachers? Anyway, if you want to see how government controlled school system, socialized health care system, and Socialism is going to look like in the future just take a look. The communist indoctrination of our youth has begun.
Wait… there’s a picture of large condoms and a sign saying “Back to school” and you see racism, socialism and communism?!? Life must be tough for you.
Arthur,
Yes life will be tough for people like me very soon. People, possibly like yourself, do not see communist indoctrination of our youth as a bad thing. Sad. I thought this country was better then that.
Maybe the condoms are just for public school teachers, to contain their DNA, so they are not caught molesting children. Can you answer the marketing demographics question?
i think that was the most sophisticated diss i ever heard
No fail here, must be FAIL Blog fail.
This is a win in my eyes. Back to School College Style.
Exactly what I was thinking – time to stock up before that theater class…
D: … and I work at Walgreens ,sometimes I swear I’m embarrassed by what some idiots do. D; If yer going to put CONDOMS THERE.
REMOVE the FAILpaper..
I found one in my mother’s bathroom. It was opened.
I don’t understand – how is it a fail to encourage teenagers to use protection?
Would be a much greater fail if they didn’t.
Well since they will go to hell in unrepentant behavior it would be better to lovingly tell them to stop such behavior. Enabling and coddling is NEVER love. 1 Corinthians 6:18,1 Corinthians 7:2, Galatians 5:18-21,1 Thessalonians 4:2-4
It is time to repent and trust in Christ b4 its too late.
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That comment is a double fail. Enabling, coddling, trust in Christ, yes those things are all fails.
Reality is a win.
The fact the math is wrong, and that they are MAGNUMS
JAILBAIT FTW
WIN
This is clearly not a fail. College is still school, after all.
Sure, college is school. But so is High School and Jr. High for that matter:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/20/bush-teen-pregnancy-cdc-report
Seriously, “back to school” condoms are a really good idea. Totally not a fail.
This is Walgreens. I work at one, that’s the display and the paper we use for back to school items
But there don’t seem to be any condom sales at my store. Gives me the sniffles it right does.
That’s definitely a fail that Walgreens would make, though. Like when kids screw with our readerboards.
College Students need back to school things 2….
that and in this day and age it might be helpful to include that on the HS check list
so there teaching family living (or as i call it birds and bees academy)
more hands on now? “if you know what i mean” what if theres an uneven amount of boys and girls?! it’ll cause sheer PANDEMONIUM! LOL
College aisle?
The fail is that 89.2 cents x 12 does NOT equal $12.49
Not that the “fail” photo wasnt entertaining but once again the comments have been gold.
Stumbledupon and on and on and on . . .
That isn’t a fail that is SMART kids are going to bang in high school anyway why not be REALLY prepared for school
it does fail!!!!
lmaoooo! thats soo funny!
LOL
hahaaha
sooo were can I stea-imean buy this at?
all you people are insane. Look back at yourselves. does no one see the nuts in the back? LOSERS
I am certain that the line where the different colored oranges and blues mean the picture was photo shopped. It would have been more funny if it were less obvious. Wegman’s, a company who covers the cover of Cosmo would never do something like that.
you retard, the colors are like that because there is plastic covering part of the sign *facepalm*
Um, this is WIN, not fail…82.2 per pack is cheap…
Pencils-Done
Notebooks-Done
Huge loads of cheap condoms-Done
#353 out of 36257774.
It’s a Walgreens side panel…. We had an side panel in my store with tampons, Midol, and chocolate bars. I thought it was hilarious! Some lady complained and we had to take it down…. She obviously doesn’t shop there….
Back to STD sale! All herpes must go! Seriously though, this is genius. Makes back to school shopping so much more uncomfortable.
It seems quite obvious since alot of gr. 12s have probably had “It” already…..
.2c is 20c
Mom: Ok honey, you need glue,highlighter,binder,pencils aaannnnd condoms
Son: I need magnum this year mom
Mom: What?! You needed extra sensitive last year!
I’m sorry, but I think that’s a win.