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What da heck???
Everyone knows those disabled people are faking. They can easily climb up there.
Never mind the disabled, there’s no door handle on the men’s room!
Hey, you two. You sure can tell when it’s a weekend, eh?
*Sunday squeeze*
*sunday is not a weekend in this country where I am squeeze*
*Sundaysqueezesforall*
At least it’s easier to read the comments cos most of them you can just ignore.
So true.
Ye gods, I’m glad to see you guys.
*squeeeeze*
Okay….that was sooooooooooooo weird! It apparently had me logged in as “failpeeps”, which is the name of the blog that fluffy and I are creating on wordpress.
*apologetic squeeze*
Oh, Dragon! I admit, “failpeeps” had me wondering. Someone I’d never seem before, acting like one of us! Good to see you! *squeeze*
All seems well now. *squeeze*
It’s like I stole my own identity!!
You were very convincing. That was almost contrivedly unintentional.
HAHAHA! I read that comment 5 times and thought “How the hell did it know???” Then I read yours, Dragon.
That’s okay, you don’t know who I am, and yet *squeezes everyone*
I don’t Adam and Eve it. You’re right, we don’t know you from Adam.
Exactly!
Actually, I do know you. I introduced myself last time, everyone said hi, and I believe it was you who offered a cookie and a hug. This was at least a month ago.
I’d never be that nice. Whatchoo talkin’bout?
How dare you tarnish my reputation like this?
Tsk!
*varnishes reputation*^
Can I squeeze you anyway?
Hold that squeeze, I found it:
http://failblog.org/2009/05/21/mini-golf-sign-fail/
I had a different avatar for some reason, back then. But it’s the same me.
Welcome back, Adam. People will be more comfortable around you once they get to know you. Try posting something other than squeeze requests.
Indeed. Actually participating in conversations and pun-runs will take you far with this group, and may lead to spontaneous squeezes eventually!
Ye gods!
Sorry. Just had to.
This fail post is a fail. That’s obviously a fold-out wheelchair ramp.
Yes, if you are logged onto wordpress it carries over to here. I have made that mistake before.
It was weird to seeing “Ye gods” coming from someone else!
*smooch!*
Heeeeeeeee…!
*smooch*
The male sign looks off… I don’t want to say it but this picture, has it been tested?
I think it’s pushable. Men will find that usefull, in… certain situations that occupy their hands.
It’s a saloon door for those who swing?
Don’t stand to close to that door or you may get a peep show of Mr.Browns old western.
Mr. Brown’s old western what?
I meant it like the movie genre. Peep of his old western… Nevermind.
You should know you can’t leave an open line like that hanging loose around here. Someone will just come by and…
Do something bad like…
pull on his old western willie and…
squeeze it
Its even simpler then that… Only inward for womens, only outwards for mens, all the rest outward in the middle.
If it’s pushable then make that the wheelchair entrance. The men can climb through the hatch.
I think they just took a diagram of a person and cut the legs off of it. They must have forgotten the inevitability that is gravity.
So you think it was a picture of a person with a bubble butt and they cut the legs off?
there’s a handle on the man’s room alright, it just painted over…
a fail to notice?
what concerns me the most is the bar on the “disabled enterance” – what kind of disabled people they’re up aginst?
It is just missing the ramp! They are sitting in a wheelchair so do not need a full door….. if the ramp was there all would be A-OK
Obviously, either the ramp or a vacuum tube comes down from the door.
*to Mack*
Capitalization, grammar and punctuation are not covered by spell check. Until they get those bugs worked out, we’re on our own.
I don’t speak english that well, sorry
That ramp would have to be about 5 meters long, so what’s the point of even having it. Not to mention, how would it be opened? Must be a weird joke or something.
I think what’s supposed to happen is that when you remove the bar, the board comes down (hinged at the bottom) and forms the ramp
Ofcourse there is, it’s just brown.
Looks a bit photo-shopish to me..
Its where you wheel up to collect a fresh wee bag, it was all the rage in the 80’s
What IN the da heck is more like it.
This is deff a fake picture… its almost too easy to tell.
Someone put that sign there as a joke.
I think they removed the cat burglars sign
looks like a shoot-house to me
i cant think of anything funny to say
masturbation. Always puts a smile on my face.
Mastication, I masticate everyday.
I’m a master debater.
And then there are lots of people who spend time double clicking their mouse… or stroking the scroll wheel…
…or fingering their keys…
…inserting their USB dongles…
Play with my dongle and I’ll finger your key board till you qwert.
then i’ll have to take off your case and fiddle with your microchip
you gotta jump it!
I think the idea is you crash your wheelchair into the wall so that you fly through the hole onto the (hopefully padded) toilet seat.
Ok, I’ll explain the logic behind it: Got no legs, need no lower part of the door. You just walk in through the upper part.
I see. I wanna test this. I’ll be right back… Now where did I leave that axe?
OMG 3RD SPAM SPAM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fail
one… two… three.. four… fifteen…
lol, you fail.
I don’t fail. You can fail if you don’t want him to fail. Btw he’s not a firstling, he’s thirdling.
I did not mean you fail. I ment that he fails, it’s just that if I comment on him then if someone comments on you the post goes down down over here and no one will read it wow this is a ling post ok I’m done.
*long
in other words I fail D:
See!? You Fail!
maybe it’s not an entrance for the disabled, but a disabled entrance?
May be it’s the exit.
The Architect:
This is a public lavatory design combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The visitors arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these…
(I’m a bit spacey today.)
Channeling Stephen King today, Admiral?
No, i believe he’s channeling Monty Python.
He’s just Wiggin out.
We just can’t seem to put an Ender to this type of nonsense.
-squeals- Ender’s Game reference! I love you!
We just wanted a block of flats.
Yuck.
actually it looks to me like a fold-down ramp. which still doesn’t explain the reason why the entrance is halfway up a wall
I think it looks like a garbage chute.
I agree.
only thing i can think of is that there are stairs behind the other 2 doors.
therd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nvm…..
it’s a ramp
looks easy enough to get in…
this is one of the most funnyest but sed pictur i have seen in this web………………..
You have awk word spelling.
In that sign the wheelchair is flying. You need a flying wheelchair to get in there.
Yeah exactly…this is for the new super-duper hoverchairs. Wheelchairs are a thing of the past!
It’s hatch. You pull it down. Then it extends into a ramp.
Then you muscle yourself up the ramp all the while summoning some dignity before ducking your head through the small opening? I don’t want to know what the arrangements are on the inside.
It could be one of those cartoon doors. You pull down the top half. Then it becomes a full door.
Come to think of it, the sign on the left looks like it’s from the Jetsons.
It’s a trick door. You pull it down on the outside and it smacks someone upside the head on the inside.
Of course! It is actually a sideways revolving door, built so that when the wheelchair stops against the edge of the cobbles, the person is flung through the door, directly on to to the toilet. How they get out is the interesting part!
Go go Gadget chair!
for people without legs
lol good one lololololol
Ewww… floaters!
Laugh Out Loud Overly Long Or Lose Ones Life On Lease?
Well, you know how leases are. If you don’t pay they take it away.
Its a disabled person compactor. For useless worn out disabled people. The door is full size. This is at the stage where it cruses them into little disabled cubes.
…and turn them into butter substitute? Is this your factory?
“Soylent Green IS PEOPLE!!!!!”
Maybe this is tongue in cheek as I can see some of the above comments are, but try as I may, it doesn’t read that way; and as my daughter is in a wheelchair, I find this comment offensive.
Congratulations. You’ve successfully distinguished between those who are trying to make humoro(u)s comments and an asshat.
Your note from the architect made me laugh
Thanks. It’s hard to go wrong with Monty Python.
maybe, if they knock on the window someone will hand them a cup to go in?
I would put the disabled entrance the other side and use this as the exit. Upside down wheelchairs!! Wahey!!!!!!!
The sign says WC, which means this is probably in England.
Any WC in England is a WIN.
We have ‘ladies’ and ‘gents’ or just plain old ‘toilets’, nothing so fancy as WC. I’m going with no on that.
That megaphone-on-a-stick could be a clue as to what country this is.
I thought it was a siren activated by an air quality sensor inside the facility.
It’s an AIR RAID SIREN
Is that a roll of TP over the top?
I don’t think this is to building code? No ramp.
Men’s entry has no door handle fail =P
Not bothering to read the first THREE comments FAIL.
All too often people speak when they should listen, and post when they should read.
To listen our propose. This is thy office;
Bear thee well in it and leave us alone.
Listen to many, speak to a few.
I know what you mean but if you look very closing you can see a round
recess with a bar spanning the recess. So you grasp bar and turn ????
ZERO GRAVITY TOILET
PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE
1 The toilet os of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used . . .
You may leave the lavatory if the green exit light is on over the door. If the red light is illuminated, one of the lavatory facilities is not properly secured.
But, but, but I don’t have time to read it! I REAAALLLY have to go!
Maybe Russia will let RedsReboot borrow theirs.
From Russia with love?
More like handy-capable lol
Hi y’all
I know sometimes the failblog pics are photoshopped but it is still funny to see them when it looks good. This one is too obviously altered. The pink below the middle door is all blurry and has no line where it meets the pavement. Keep the altered pics coming but only when they are better than this one.
He who accepts nothing has nothing to return.
i’m not sure you’re right on this one. the middle door is so dissimilar in shape and detail from, and yet so exactly the same paint color and texture as, the other two that it doesn’t seem a likely “clip and copy”.
Actually, I was thinking that the handicapped sign in the middle was meant to indicate that both of the other restrooms were handicapped accessable. *shrug*
77th WOOOOOOOT
Actually, it looks like that door could fold out into a ramp.
But then again it doesn’t make much sense to have a disabled bathroom…
LOL…disabled people are also their own gender. XD
They are asexual as they have nothing below the waist.
Guys, can you remind me again why it’s against the law to destroy stupid people? Because I’m sooooooo tempted right now…
Meh! I won’t tell anyone if you do.
*looks up, fists buried in Woops brain*
It is? Oops.
*zips lips*
*thankyousqueeze*
In Texas we allow it in most cases. Proceed with the destruction.
Because there would be so few left?
You are an idiot as you have nothing above the shoulders.
That boy is about as sharp as a pile of wet leather.
Woops ther it isn’t.
*tosses e up there*
That’s why I don’t usually drink and fail.
Don’t you guys understand? It’s not FOR disabled poeple, it’s to MAKE poeple disabled.
I’m sorry. We want a public lavatory, not an abattoir.
If you actually have some brains, disabled entrance is closed like the men and women, because there is pavement there. So what this means is that a wheelchair guy drops down the lever, and the door falls in diagonal line so he will climb.10x
Whoa, they get all the high-tech stuff? I’m gonna break my leg so I can have some of that awsomeness!
Spaviel, i don’t know if you are kidding but there is no way a ramp would be built to enter a room that should be at ground level. Why would they create a falling hazard to enter a room? Also why require effort for the person to climb?
Disability means you get special access to the magical world of Alice in Wonderland. All of us normal people just don’t understand. Lol.
Woo!! A pop out toilet. Pull down on the bar and it’s an instant outhouse.
The enterance around the left side must be for kids.
It must be time for a we .
I think I saw this toilet in Delivrance.
This place looks scary to me. I think I will just hold my pee until I get mugged.
Kinda looks like the water closet of doom.
If a creepy old person opens the door and says “Enter freely and of your own will. I bid you welcome.” You should run and run faster.
You shouldn’t have to wait too long.
Here let me just unzip my purse a little and…
Hey what the…
Ok, I don’t need to pee anymore.
*passes Jenny the shamwow and a new Arthur Eld Ltd. edition thong*
Beats my wet nap and hankie.
Wow, my very own Arthur Eld Ltd. edition thong – and it wasn’t even used!
Do the muggers take even pee where you’re at, J?
Yep, they squeeze you for everything you’ve got.
Don’t tell me you never heard of flying wheel chairs.
Hover chairs! Have fun getting out of it, though. Lol.
“Wheelchair lifter not included. Also, we are not responsible for those persons who are unable to leave the restroom”
buba® thinks he understand the failure this time: the door for men does not have an handle.
It’s a fold-down lift…
The scrunch-down lift was inefficient.
ermm this dont fail much tbh cos the disabled fing comes down as a ramp
NUUU! I hope the Handicapped sign isnt Trademarked… or they’ll send you a polite letter saying “WAAAAAAA MINES! STOP IIITTT!”
i know really?
Time for my Sunday rant:
Miracles
How do we recognize a miracle? What color is it? How big? How small? Does a miracle come in a bottle? In a can? Does it come in a brightly colored box? What does one smell like? What shape is it? Does it even have a shape? Is it a solid, a liquid or a gas? How can we tell?
Does a miracle come through the telephone? Through a letter? Through a computer? Will we know it when we see it? Can a miracle arrive from someone we don’t know? Someone we’ve never met or spoken with? Can we get one from some guy sitting at his computer? Can we get one from a blog? Are anonymous miracles even allowed?
When we pray for a miracle, do we disallow certain kinds of miracles? Do we say, “That’s not the miracle I was expecting”? Will we let someone else tell us “that miracle is not for you”. Will we believe them? Should we? Are there only “approved” miracles?
Is it that our expectation that miracles can come only from the sweeping hand of an invisible God? Can a miracle come by God acting through people? Can we create miracles? Can we take actions that make miracles happen? Can a miracle come from the united efforts of hundreds of people working in the mere physical realm, if indeed such a thing exists?
If a miracle comes in a bottle, will we open that bottle? Will we refuse to open the bottle because we don’t think they can come that way?
We go to our story.
A man is trapped in his house by rising flood waters. The voice on the radio had said to get out, but our man didn’t think it would be that bad, so he stayed. The waters continued to rise so the man had to take refuge on the roof. Being a religious person he prayed to God to be saved.
A little while later a boat came by and they said “Get in the boat”. The man said not to worry because God would save him. Since there were other people to rescue, the boat went on its way. Still the water continued to rise. The man was standing on the top of his chimney when a helicopter appeared and they yelled at the man, “Grab on”. The man yelled back that God would save him and the helicopter left.
Finally the water swept the man from his house and he drowned. He went to the “Pearly Gates” and there was God. The man said, “I prayed for you to save me. Why did you let me drown?”
God said, “I told you on the radio to get out. I sent a boat and then I sent a helicopter. What the hell did you expect?”
How do we recognize a miracle?
It was a miracle that I didn’t tinkle myself laughing so hard at that! Thanks, Neener.
Thanks Judy! It wasn’t meant to be funny. It’s meant for Elsa_Mama, for Matt. If you see her, please have her look. I’m not in a funny mood right now. This came to me after having a fruit fly land on my nose this morning. No kidding. The last time that happened I tried to kill it, then I figured it was trying to give me a kiss. This morning I let one sit there. A miracle for him.
“It’s meant for Elsa_Mama”…
This utterly floors me. Elsa_Mama is more than welcome to come here and talk, get support, vent, relax, have fun, be silly…whatever she needs. What she does NOT need is some stranger preaching to her that she is not doing absolutely everything in the best interests of her child because she declines to take dubious advice from a snake-oil peddlar who is so credulous as to believe his own products.
Neener, I am horrified and outraged that you would think that a woman who is going through what she is going through deserves this diatribe. Not only will I NOT direct her attention to this comment, but I will actively encourage her to stay away from you and your posts from here on out if this is your idea of “support” for our friend.
I used to think you were a naïve person who didn’t realize his awkward, misguided, and misplaced advice was hurtful to the very people you were attempting to help. You’ve given dubious “medical” advice before on more than one occasion. The last time I remember was when you offered coyote similar “what do you have to lose” advice.
Now I see that you stand to profit from this freely offered information about miracle fungus extracts. This sickens me.
Elsa_Mama is doing everything she can to help Matt. He’s undergoing experimental treatment. You don’t have a miracle cure. For your sake, I hope you do believe you are selling miracles. Because if you believe your product won’t help and still post crap like that above that plays on emotions and fears, you’re a very sick individual. Arguing that miracles can take any shape or form doesn’t give efficacy to your magic mushroom one bit.
Your fruit fly story is the height of hubris. Plenty of people go through their daily lives choosing not to kill every insect they see. It’s no miracle to the bug nor is it a miracle that some people act in this way. It says more about you that you find staying your hand against a fruit fly divine intervention.
This makes me sad.
I hope you are not implying that you know so much about Elsa_Mama from a few web comments that you can say ANYTHING about her relationship with God, her son, and any miracles that may or may not come to pass.
You are supposedly so kind that you let a fly live, but yet you attempt to throw salt into the wounds of a human in pain.
Jenny I think Neener was trying to say hope in a long way around.Don’t have a knee jerk reaction like the two above DW and little boy admiral.
You don’t know the whole story when it comes to this. Maybe you shouldn’t talk about things you know nothing about.
And what are you, five… do we really need to resort to name calling?
LMAO neener that was good, old but good. Some say a miracle is like a mirror only you can decide what is the image of salvation.
For those of you who haven’t heard from him, here’s a Brewski update!
Hi Judy
> You did great, thanks!!! *hug*
> Everything went perfectly, I had a great flight. The typhoon hit in the morning, and I arrived around 6:30pm. It had passed, and it was just partly cloudy and muggy. I got in early, actually. The seas were a little choppy still, but not bad.
> There is one crisis, however. I tried to access failblog, but the domain is BLOCKED! AAAH! I can’t even read it, much less post. I’m not sure if this is a Chinese censorship thing, or what. But, I must show strength. I can do it! I can survive one little ol’ week! I… (whimper!)
> Perhaps I can access from the factory, but I don’t think I want to try. Besides, I’ll be far too busy.
> You’ll have to keep me posted by providing fail news updates!
> See ya,
>Bruce
From what he said in an earlier e-mail, they’re 12 hours behind eastern U.S. time.
Thanks Judy for posting that and taking the time and effort.
Thanks Judy!!!!
Rule 1) don’t use the word “!mage of salvation” in a sentence together.
the middle one looks like an oven
Stick your head in it.
you will find a cake
o wait, sorry that was a lie
and is it possible that the door pulls down into a ramp?
Almost certainly. I think/hope most people actually realise that.
Why create a ramp to enter a room that could just have a door. Wheelchairs are able to enter rooms with regular doors. They don’t need ramps that create a falling hazard unnecessarily. Plus there is not a marked safe area to have a ramp land on while dropping without hurting anyone who is in the way. mechanical ramps are always operated by someone not standing/sitting in the path of the ramp and by a trained person. No one would let the general public work a mechanical ramp.. This is a photoshopped picture.
so…. who wants to me up with me at GothScene and do some datin’? any takers?
Sorry. I me-ed up last week and am not ready to me up again quite so soon.
I don’t get it?
5 – hooligan meant to say “meet up” but made a typo.
Ohhhh ok thanks Judy. So DW made the same mistake to draw attention to his mistake?
Yeah – sort of making fun of him.
I wouldn’t call it a mistake on her part but more of a mockery.
Can mockery be bad or good?
When it’s done in a Monty Python skit it can be very very good.
For crying out loud…it was just a silly little poke! A minor bit of teasing!! You guys don’t have to make me sound like such a jerk, yanno.
So there can be degrees of mockery?
: eye roll :
I think my university offers a PhD in it.
*smooch*
Really but what is mockery. Wait mockery is making fun to the extreme with puns and humour that can be both critical and funny at the same time.
And explaining it ad nauseam and proclaiming it funny threatens to suck all the joy out of it.
*gets giant swirly straw to partake in the sucking*
Does the creepy grin make it funny?
I was trying to understand the word didn’t need a dressing down from you Admiral, try to have a little patience as people have for you.
Maybe just with a bit a humo(u)r. I found it funny. Thanks for the chuckle DW.
And i just got an account!
right on K-eon like in David Keon the hockey player?.
Someone who set it has no aware?
They’ll just need a gentle Shove.
That middle door sure looks a lot like some handicap lifts I’ve seen. Imagine that the other doors lead to some steps, but the middle one extends a platform that can lift a wheelchair……
(But what fun is THAT!)
Disabled spiderman access win.
People who actually are disabled in the head would try to go through that door, probably.
P.S NUMBER 200~~
201th!
I am starting to feel like Arthur, and glad when it is Monday (for FailBlogging anyway).
Well you’ve got another thirty minutes until celebration time. Personally I think I’m done for tonight. All I’m waiting for is the return of the ninja.
…Who I guess isn’t coming back.
Oh well. Night Jenny! Hope to see you tommorrow.
Night Qwaz!
G’night, Qwaz.
(And Dragon answered.)
lol you said penis
FLYING WEELCHAIRS!!!
I sent you an email. Please let me know if you don’t get it…
*squeeze*
I got it.
*squeeze*
Ok I’ll quit calling you now!
*hops in shower*
*coupon for a post-shower squeeze*
The entrance is disabled
it’s a ramp retards. you pull the little window down and it’s a ramp.
… and on the inside you have to jump, it’s a disabled trap
Obviously they’re supposed to fly.
looks like washrooms for midgets….
The white thing on the pole in front of the building is an air raid siren… that’s really low mounted. FAIL there too. There are two fails in this picture!
Third fail: There’s a bar across the door!
psssh, guys it is OBVIOUSLY for people with hover charis, gosh, people these days…
Chairs*, damn i made a spelling fail
Dont be fooled… the place is closed, when it opens, the door came down, and then they can enter
DUH
YOU CAN DO IT! All you have to do is jump.
Its a pull down ramp – not funny
I realize that many of these photos are probably fake, but this is just disappointing.
I think the handicapped door actually pulls out and forms a ramp when you pull it. But I’m not sure.
I shouldn’t say this.. but what a heck.. this one is from Poland.. polish small city called Jastarnia exactly. Jastarnia is place near the Baltic see where Poles goes on holiday :]..
That building kinda looks like a concentration camp, so I’m willing to bet that hatch leads into an oven.
It really is a bizarre picture. It surely cannot be genuine, its a joke I think.
see the trick is, ya gotta get someone to hold the door open, get a good ‘running’ start and smash into the wall so you get hurled into the hole.
omg that’s crazy