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Got ‘em all!
free snacks!
I’ll have the one on the bottom.
Fluffy they are trying to sell you down there! ~vvv~
What’s the code to get the man?
The Fail here is the spotted tie.
The first vending machine in Bagdad
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Didn’t know you were a bottom feeder.
we can see the body of the emo that took the picture LULZ
lmao yeh, u can see the big fat emo man!
How can you tell he’s an emo?
That LULZ is the employee of the month. Respect!
Emo? I’d be pretty happy if that ever happened to me…
i want some to
You want some snacks to smile at you? Buy goldfish.
*snork!*
They smile even as saliva disintegrates them and your teeth tear them apart.
yeah, i know. how sadistic can kids’ snacks get?
what next? body part candy?
oh, wait. they already make that. never mind.
hunger satisfied WIN!
Agreed
Exactly, he prolly just got his Christmas bonus, or won the lottery! So said, “AH, why not?!”
Personally, I would call this a win.
I agree with you here Joey.
Obviously a win, how can this possible fail?
-steals snacks and run-
To the Vending Machine UTOPIA!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
(munch, munch, munch, munch
Sounds like we should go on a rampage and break some vending machines… get us some free snacks.
the machine leaves me in such suspense. it says “have a nice…”
HAVE A NICE WHAT!!
trip?
daisy?
53X?
Have a nice what?
…Swearing at the damn machine?
damn you, machine -angry fist shaking-
*vending machine shoots 7up at you*
*quickly catch 7up in one hand and throw back at machine*
“there can only be one highlander!”
*stops ranting*
Fail?!?
Thats a win, the captioning is a fail!
How in any way is that a win?
*pushes bar at bottom of vending machine*
*headdesk*
I did not notice that. That is a win, indeed.
Thieves! You’ll have Rolocop after you. He hates people who steal confectionary.
Come on man. How many times have those machines ripped YOU off? Shit loads for me anyway.
This is most win.
How come no one got the “Rolocop”? Hilarious!
We did, we’re just doing it down there. vv
do you not like free food?
free food! how is that not win!
It’s an epic fail for the vending machine. For the guy, it’s such an epic win, I don’t know how he’ll get it all out without damaging some of the stuff.
well it’s gonna get damaged when he eats it anyways, so that’s no big deal.
The chips are down.
Someone will Walkers off with all those snacks.
Or get caught betwixt the packets.
*snickers*
Raiders of the lost machine.
I do Golden Wonder if their hands would get trapped among those Nik Naks.
*Skips away laughing*
I do like how it all just Lays there.
Perhaps the Frito Bandito was setting his friends free.
I’m nacho sure about that.
Now that is a corny one, BondFan.
Looks like it’s Payday for him.
Did he make 100 grand?
too bad all the chips are in (reese’s) pieces
counter me corny jokester, ur dix just ain’t normous enough
*chuckles*
*Ruffles*
*dips*
*Payday!*
*100 Grand!*
*Erm…Mr.Goodbar!*
Yay chips and doritos for my diet.
I bet someones candy got stuck and he got mad.
Next person wants something from the vending machine and finds it like this, lol
i would love to work there
Sorry, we are not currently hiring here at the vending machine test facility (although perhaps we should be).
Smart-casual win? Loving those rolled-up sleeves – very 90s.
Agreed.
lol, totaly a win, that is how they should desighn all vending machines : smiley :
THAT’S A WIN!!!
It’s a fail because I think that’s a push thingy.
Thank you! An Epic win at that.
God, that guy’s tie is a fail. Needs moar pedobears.
YOU need moar polarbears not pedobears, sick man.
They were out of Kiddo Balls.
the vending machine is a totally EPIC win, but the guy you can see in the window is a total FAIL!! (funny mirror effect though!!)
Nah that’s a win!
dude, since when are free snacks a fail?
Since when you cant push it open to get said snacks, I’ve had this happen before and watched 4 different people try unsuccessfully to open the slot at the bottom and couldn’t even move it.
what???
THERE HAS TO BE SOMEWAY!
NEVER GIVE UP ON FREE CHIPS!
Exactly. The machine went crazy and dispensed everything at once… impossible to open! I tried like a mother
Fail? this is a win!!
This reminds me of a gumball machine.
Some of those snacks always did taste rubbery.
Wrong machine jam. That’s a condom vending machine.
*spits*
Pleh pleh pleh! Those bouncy balls don’t taste good either.
Can I camp out over here? I don’t like it in the next fail.
I’m with ya there. Weekends suck harder than a Hoover vacuum. Too many kiddies.
I brought treats! *unwraps*
*averts eyes*
*peeks*
I’m sorry. Here, maybe this teabag will cleanse your palate!
*dunks*
*garbles*
Pleh!
Nope.
Yes, well, that one has a nutty finish. It’s not for everybody.
Can I be blunt… ?
No.
Be sharp.
*lights Moocha – passes left*
*puff puff pass*
Shotophopped.
wtf free candy WIN!
I want it! I WANT IT!!!!I want a soda vending machine in my livingroom.
Me too!!! And a pizza oven with a full time chef in my kitchen.
A handsome male chef who will do my every bidding.
*grin*
At your service!
Ooh, perfect! Do you still have your apron?
Certainly, anything for m’lady!
*Prepares fresh vietnamese salad with a bed of lettuce leaves, grilled marinated shrimp, lightly grilled mango and avocado, grilled onions, 2 lime wedges, and side bowl of nuoc cham dressing*
That’s what I had for dinner last night, it was soooo good. If you don’t like it, I’ll fix whatever m’lady desires!
As long as it’s understood that when you cook you wear your apron and nothing else, you can fix me whatever you like!
*perverted grin*
Lurk, I must tell you that you are treating me like a sex object here. I mean, this is really inexcusable. That it took this long to be viewed as one, I mean.
I think you need a desert chef to help you out in the kitchen Brewski?
Desert chef? No, there’s only so many things you can do with agave and prickly-pear cactus. Dessert chef would be good though.
Sadly, there’s no one to cook for! Lurk left.
*fires an “S” with his bow and arrow to the word desert to make a nice dessert.*
I can haz reflection
vending machine win, keeps coins, not giving anything
This should be a Vending Machine Win!!
Free snacks at where ever you are man ENJOY!
Win . . . who rocked the machine and didn’t take the free snacks?
Nice suit you got there.
Makes me think of an auto salesman.
I can’t see the thieving, money-grabbing expression on his face so I can’t tell.
Hehe…maybe a customer went ballistic on the snack machine after he got his car repair bill. Although I think I would have done more damage, if I were going to attempt it.
Awesome win.
FREE DORITOS!
Not a fail.
A win. For the company
He must have pushed the button for A 11 and the machine thought he meant all.
Hmmm.. L33t-speaking machine?
Of course, seeing as the machine is in the L33tStr33t Boys HQ. (clicky)
Reminds me of a couple of months ago. At school, I inserted a coin in the vending machine to get some chips. However, the spiral kept on spiralling, so in the end I got a whole lot bags of chips XD Unfortunately, it was only that one spiral that keps on spiralling, the others didn’t move.
Nobody gives a crap fail.
You misspelled crisp. Nobody ever gives away their crisps.
You misspelled chips. Nobody ever gives away their poker chips.
You misspelled poke her, and I didn’t know you needed chips for that.
Holy hell, you mean to tell me that there are machines that still try to encourage using the golden dollar? That IS fail.
See, that’s what happens when you put in a $10 bill instead of a $1.
EPIC WIN
It’s a fail, not win.
Looks like the bar at the bottom is stuck so that nothing comes out. I bet people kept buying the items adding them to the pile because they thought they’d be able to get all the food at the bottom.
That makes sense.
Sense? We’ll have none of that here, young lady!
I’m sorry…I had no idea I was thinking. Let me fix that. *stops thinking*
That’s better! How’s your Saturday going?
Usual…worked last night, boss came in late. So I’m off to bed. At least yesterday was payday! Woot!! I like your new avatar. How is your Saturday?
Expecting new kitchen appliances in a couple of hours. Had to empty out the fridge. I’ve got 5 coolers sitting here in the living room.
Sleep well, anniebunny!
Ohhh nice Judy!! *squeeze* Have a good day!
* 5eagles snoops through coolers looking for something good to eat or that Judy can cook for 5eagles*
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Apparently most these people don’t know how vending machines work. The security bar that prevents you from reaching in and stealing has screwed over everyone.
True, but you would think that many after the 8th bag of chips being stuck that people would stop wasting their hard earned money.
I say its a win! Free food!!!!
Lookin’ good, Jordan C.! I like the tie.
Nice tie.
NOOOOOOOO!
Win, if you like your crisps in tiny little pieces. Potato sprinkles…
for the times you don’t really feel like having a full potato
For the times you just don’t feel like chewing your Doritos…
CUSTOMER WIN!
i like it better like that
Fail?….or, Most Magical Quarter Ever?
definatly most magical quarter evar.
THAT’S A WIN!
I’m glad he’s wearing pants.
It’s not Brewski then.
Brewski?! Pants?! *grabs chair, waits patiently*
Ha ha! Pants!
*panicked expression*
*tears through luggage*
AAAAHH!!! I knew I forgot to pack something!!
*whistles innocently as she finishes kicking Brewski’s pants under the bed*
Brewski, i can’t help noticing your trouble with pants. As a “Scott”, I’d like to take this opportunity to present you with a Kilt. All the fun of being pants-less, without HAVING to flash anybody you don’t want to. I’ve got a nice Blackwatch Tartan in your size.
*would like to see what Brewski wears (or not) under his kilt*
Awesome! Thanks Scott!
I’ve always wondered what I’m supposed to wear under these things though.
*tries on*
Oooh! Breezy in here!
Don’t forget to put on your shacon the little purse in front Brewski.
Well, it’s really your choice. Lots of us go “regimental” (read:commando), especially this time of year. During the colder months, though, I prefer flannel boxers.
And BTW, it’s called a Sporran 5_eagles.
Yes that’s the word I was trying to translate.
ok then
Vending Machine Fail?
Or perhaps Free Food Win?
Are they filming a live-action version of Over the Hedge?
But….I like the cookie…
Yeah. I’m okay with wazoo food there.
total win if you read the vending machine LCD “ave a Nice “
thx
nice tie
Damn! I and wanted A-7!
*hands SB a “7″*
You sunk my battleship!
Best three out of five?
Hehe. That’s the only DVD I ever threw away. I just did not think it was funny. And I thought I got the original, not the sequel.
Those and Top Gun are pretty much the only movies I ever watched.
You take my breath away.
Sorry to interrupt, but what movie are you talking about??
M favorite movie of all time “The Notebook”.
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
Excellent adventure?
That’s the one I wanted in the first place.
Saw “Excellent” but not “Bogus”
Hey, look! It’s Sew-Crates!
Geek!
The only DVD I’ve ever seen of either of those movies was one that had both. Didn’t buy it, though. Maybe someday…
That is why we need Eddie Van Halen.
That’s why we need better instruments!
Did it die?
Definitely an undeniable win.
waz ther canday in ther cuz if so den i wanted summa it.
Hope failblog doesn’t get sued by Frito-Lay for showing their trademarked product logos! Oh noes!
that would SUCK!!!
More like epic win
Hooman: 1
Vending Machine: 0
quite
Well, I have to go for a while. Don’t know if I’ll get back today. Brewski, have a good trip. Take lots of pics.
*squeezed everybody*
*extra squeezes for Brewski to get him through the next week*
pfft ive done this before! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iswdHQgFwLk
“HAVE A NICE DAY” Indeed.
I seriously think that’s a win.
There once was a fellow named Max,
who loved to eat savoury snacks,
He was all out of green,
so he tipped the machine,
No luck? Well, try using an axe.
Snacker’s win.
The snacks tried to escape… failed miserably.
Tragic.
I would say that’s more of a win. Whoever is next to the machine can take everything!
If you can even get them out
I call WIN! For the man taking the picture.
From a poor college student’s perspective– this would be the happiest day of my life.
I could take a break from Ramen!
Whoooo, freebies!
How do we know they didn’t genuinely buy everything in the vending machine?
Have you not ever had a vending machine go crazy? , i have, it drops everything….
win if u shake it lol
I love the office FailBlogger in the reflection. That’s awesome.
Any moon pies left?
the fail blogger is a win, the refil guy is a lazy fail. MAGIC QUARTER
“Jim, this is not funny! Why is my stuff in here?”
ok how is that not a win?
No, that’s a WIN. All the freebies I ever got from a vending machine was a lousy bag of peanut M&M’s. Doesn’t quite make up for all the coins i got stolen.
tim: you want snacks?
fred: sure. go check that machine.
tim: (walks to the machine) fred?
fred: what?
tim: i think we hit the jackpot.
nice joke, that was funny
Hmmm, I would consider that a win
I lyke free stuffs.
this is common
I’d say WIN
Indeed, epic hunger win
i´ll say… look at that ugly tie!
lucky bastard
comment fail
Fail for the vending machine owner. Epic win for whoever was trying to buy a snack!
i just wanted some doritos!!!!!
2,500 people a year get killed in vending machine-related incidents. the rest just get awesome free snacks
. i agree, caption is a fail, i’d say this is an epic win!!
Vending Machine Fail
Purchaser win!
Dude, looks like a win to me!
free snack WIN
=D
You kidding me? This is a total win!
free food!!
lo bueno que este no salio en pelotas/luckly he wasn’t showing his balls
What are you talking about this is a WIN he got all that stuff for free.
Reflection looks like Halpert.
That is the first thing that it reminded me of. Good ol’ Jim.
WINNNNNN hahaha~
This is not a fail – it is a WIN for sure!!!
dude that would suck because how would you open the bar at the bottom of the machine?
Betcha can’t eat just one…
NAWW!! Thats not a fail! Thats a win! If you can figure out how to get them all out…
i wonder if he told the manager or somehow took all of them
EPOCH WIN!!!
i think i wanna bone that guy in the reflection. i bet he’s hung.
It’ll be quite hard to open the flap at the bottom. Kick it hard?
Happened to me, when I got five bags of chips, when I kicked a machine in steel toed boots
that is soooo NOT a fail it’s just free munchies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does This Mean its Free?
I call it a lucky break. All the vending machine food could be yours if you just reach in and grab it.
That’s not a fail. That’s the ultimate epic win.
that’s not fail, thats win!
that’s right, angryfaic! I thought it was win too!
thats more like a win then a fail
I’d say that’s a win look at all the free snacks
thats a win.. Totally a win.
That’s not fail, that’s win and free snacks.
Total WIN. No comments.
WIN!
How is this a fail? Just reach up in there and grab what you want.
wwwoooowwww i dont have to pay and i almost died looking at this
hahahahah lots of free snacks
WIN
fail? dont you mean WIN?
FREEEE CHIPEEEEEZ!!
Why “FAIL”?
That’s a WIN!
Hungry?… epic win!!!