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Or win?
I’d definitely vote Win
I vote WINE!
You can’t be[er] serious.
I decidered on whisky
Mmmmmm whiskey!
…
this dude had to be wasted too!
you bacardi made that one(51)
I agree
Honesty Win.
Seems more like a warning to me.
What I meant was, the image is hazy and out of focus giving the impression that the viewer is drunk.
*walks away damning weekend fails under breath*
I almost rear-ended this guy while taking the picture with my phone…it was at about 5:20am.
A police car magnet to me
u vodka nstantly get pulled over with that. That was a fail i know but i couldnt do better lol
concur. win win win.
this is definitely a WIN
whoo hoo! f1rst! and this is DEFINATLEY A FAIL!
Hehe, I knew some brainless idiot would spam for first. Congrats on not getting it, you were so born to runner-up!
first of all, i am not an idiot!
yes, you are
You seem to be a living grammar-fail. You can’t spell definitely, and you just typed the last part of a sentence fragment in ALL CAPS but still have no understanding of putting capital letters at the start of your sentences.
PRONZ!
Oh! a grämmär nutzy!
wrong reply ^^ so once again: Oh! a grämmär nutzy!
Yet 99.9% of us clearly understood exactly what he was trying to say and the body-language he would have been using to say it had this been a verbal exchange.
Grammar-fail, perhaps. Clarity and on-topic wins, however. You’ve failed at one of those. Want to guess which?
Are you supporting the firster? Do you think Adam was wrong to insult it?
There is no second of all.
The cake is a lie, and therefore so are the seconds.
No!
You lie!
I found the cake…
mind you, you doesn’t argue the brainless part…
wohoo, settle down!
you are the fail- DEFINITELY
Hey, congrats! You have got to be a regular to get a first. So, i’ve got a question for you: what is the significance of this page?
We’ve all done that once or twice, haven’t we?
how could this be a win?
um……………..no. have you?
Hmm…. I want to get pulled over a lot, but can’t afford a red sports car… Whatever will I do?
Try to drive in a zig zag pattern and either drive too fast or too slow. That will help.
I was at a car-related event and noticed a plate suggesting that the owner was a reckless driver. I was talking to an acquaintance about it and rhetorically asked what a cop would make of it. My new friend offered that he was a cop. His answer was, “don’t provide a second reason to be pulled over.”
Haha. Excellent story.
Hee!
*squeeze*
As soon as he told me that I immediately went over in my head the last 20 minutes of our conversation.
It’s like that dream where you are confessing at a church that ends when your significant other brutally beats you.
Uhhhh.. no it’s not. I think you need help.
My significant other beats me a lot anyway. I’m 15.
She’s a Twilight fan, what did you expect?
OOOOO! So shiny and twinkly, wait what the hell?! KILL IT!!
So, “significant other”+ likes Twilight + beats you = A few pennies short of a dollar.
It pays to advertise.
I HAVE A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!
Give it back to Uncle Bob now dear..
somehow, you saying that makes me think you don’t.
here is one FUNNY video!!
Well, at least now we know who was driving the car…
A drunk driver, of course.
So your greatest claim to fame is a physical resemblance to half the word’s population?
Hastily inserts ‘l’ in above comment
I’m sorry, but you need to buy vowels.
Congratulations on your sucessful sex change. Our gender will miss you, but we wish you the best in your new venture.
Sincerely,
- Females
Dear Sir/ Former Madame,
I regret to inform you that though you have gone through extensive measures to get to this side, you are unwanted and will be looked upon as somewhat of an outcast. This letter is to inform you of your “Eviction” if you will. I’m sure all of those who knew you as your “Previous self” Feel the same as we do. You have 6 days until we use force.
In other words: don’t be a dude anymore.
Sincerely,
- GOU
Guys of the Universe
*snicker* Heya, Qwaz!
Howdy Katz!
The slowness that is the weekend is upon us. And next week will be a tad quieter without Brewski around.
This is win.
He probably hooked up his electric license plates to his facebook status.
I’m afraid I was very drunk.
Gruburrrflummmerraatchobreeom I opened my eyes, and by jingo, I realised I’d married three of ‘em!
Lucky three men LOL
WIN
did he died?
? O.O
Not only is the traffic light showing both red and green, it is also upside down.
the 2 red lights are from the car…
You’re drunk.
“Offisser, I zaw a green light, I swear.”
Thats a win if i ever seen one
haha….epic! now you will get pullover everyday
WIN!
true story… a coworker of mine had the license plate “ALEING”. He was a beer geek like me. I asked about it, thinking the local police might not view it favorably. He claimed it simply meant he was likely ailing from a little too much ale the prior night.
Whats your plate “Brewski”
That one is probably taken. I don’t do vanity license plates anyway. And I certainly wouldn’t choose a cop-bait plate like that!
How’s things eagles? I’m noticing a severe IQ shortage on this fail. Aja actually gave up. Jam is here too, thankfully.
Duhhhh duhhhh ya LOL. I think I am going to call their Moms and get them grounded.
Very good Mr Brewski. You are heading to Japan? You must be an engineer?. Besides an over seer.
China. Yes. Everything is made in China nowadays. I am overseeing the production. I need to leave shortly to catch my connecting flight, actually. I am killing time in an airport.
Have a good weekend, 5eagles.
You to son be safe and beware of the red car?
They’re illegal in China.
Not true! Google a bit and you’ll find the *truth*!
Ye gods, Brewski…! I come for my failblog fix and find THIS! I’d forgotten it was Saturday.
Anyhoo…have a wonderful and safe trip! *squeeeze!*
Who knows? You might end up seeing more of me during this trip!
10pm China is same as 10am EDT.
*throws a big SQUEEZE into previous post*
After all the times you’ve been pantsless here…I don’t think it’s possible I could see any more of you.
Endoscope?
Have a pleasant trip, Brewski. I will cross my fingers that they don’t lose your luggage or choose you for random strip searching at the airport.
*squeeze*
It is just you and me Dragonwriter time to dance LOL
Her dance card is filled.
*POUNCE!!!!*
Heeheehee…
*dips, sips lips, whips about!!*
Sorry I’m late to the dance, partner.
*sticks red rose between teeth*
Mffst ookny, grbnsiff.
*PITOOOO*
Pleh. That is to say, not a problem!
*places thornless white rose between teeth*
*places one hand around your waist, clasps other hand to yours, extends*
*takes long gliding steps, dips, passes rose*
Rude LOL.
I will wait for the next one foxtrot?
*hustles 5e out of the room*
Get out your fireplace polka, because I’m about to start a fire.
*hears a Jerry Lee Lewis song begin to play*
Oh hai I will get the marshmallows.
Do you sing DW?
It’s spelled “singe”.
*snorke*
*smooche*
I don’t think you’re going to like DW’s hot step.
It’s been a while since I heard a good one in my head.
I don’t fear her like some people. We are all ADULTS here, except some days as you know kids get on here saying crap LOL.
*squeeze*
Hehehe! You should never, never rely on me for intellectual comments. I’ll only disappoint you.
… see ^^
*sigh*
AAAAHHHH!!! But…but if I can’t rely on Socrates for intellectual comments, we’re all doomed! DOOMED, I tell you!!
It’s all Greek to me.
*squeeze*
Just don’t drink the hemlock.
*squeeze!*
I don’t Pla(n)to.
Solon as you stick to your guns, you’ll be fine.
I don’t know what Delphi do right now if you two weren’t here.
I can already tell that this pun run will end in (Aris)totle failure.
Don’t worry. If you die, a log entry will be made noting your passing.
Euclid’ing? Thales no more room in the log book with all these dead guys.
It is all going to Hades.
can someone mail me a video version`?
rex.lawlson@gmail.com
Why do I get the feeling you are about to get spammed like crazy?
there is no video version of this picture….it was taken with a cell phone camera on my early commute
It happened again…
There once was a man they called “Pops”
who loved beverages made out of hops.
He admitted this trait
on his van’s license plate,
and was always harassed by the cops.
clap clap clap nice one Limerick man i love the skills you have.
OMFG! 5eagles, you changed your avatar again?
Yes I did LOL I am trying to freshen things up. New avatar new outlook. Do you like this one.
Nice fail!
*checks log book*
Phew! Now I can sleep tonight.
Maybe his name is Donald Runk?
Or “Dr. Unk”…
possibly Drun, K(elvin)
Maybe Damon Rumplestilts…Kin….Unk?
Nevermind. That was a fail. :’(
Doji-Ri University North Korea?
One martini, two martini, three martini, floor…..
Five martinis make a drunk and so do many more.
I wonder how much this increases this person’s chances of being pulled over… 100%? 500% on nights and weekends? OK that sounds like a cell phone plan…
oh man, this was on that tv show SPEEDERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iswdHQgFwLk
i just getting the pic in my head cops pull him over for that and they find him smoking pot instead xD
drunk
DD lol
“You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasently like being drunk.”
I feel like a glass of water first.
Just remember where your towel is and you’ll be fine.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster anyone?
No, thank you
Those make the diodes on my left side hurt.
Well, I WAS going to smash my brains out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, but a drinkie will do just as well…
*mixes Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster…*
*watches tooth of Algolian Suntiger dissolve*
*sprinkles Zamphuor*
*remembers…holds the olive*
*clink!*
Can I get a jynnan tonnix instead?
We can get all of our preferred drinks from The Restaurant At the End of The Universe.
All in favor?
*raises hand*
Very good.
Admiral? DW?
We’ll be there after the second coming.
Oh for Zarquon’s Sake!
Well, you’ll still be in time for the big finish, we’ll save you seats.
We should have good seats, too.
Max Quordlepleen and I were close once.
Photoshopped.
Where’s your proof!?!?!?!?!?
Just give him a few minutes to photoshop some proof.
80 proof?
not photoshopped…I still have the original photo on my blackberry
Could be an indication that his car is on a full tank?
Truth in advertisement win.
The dating websites that advertise here are just wrong. And since the ads are targeted (in some way), why am I getting ads for a SENIORS dating site?!?!?!
Hey, give the old guys a chance, why don’t ya?
Old people need love too. Don’t discriminate.
Yeah. And they’ll take her to nicer restaurants. Besides, if they get fresh she can take their walker when she flies away. That’ll slow ‘em down a bit.
I see MJ ads.
It’s time you installed Adblock for the Mac. Search on “Adblock Mac”. It will make your Failblog page loads more responsive.
That sounded real good. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be one that will work with OS10.4x AND Safari 4x combo.
*sigh*
Apparently, RAWR means I love u in dinosaur.Rawr Ninja
Rawr you two.
*reads that back with english substitution*
I love you you two?
Hmm…
I’ll keep it.
RAWR GROWL GRRR. (that means I love everyone at FAIL Blog!!)RAWR GROWL GRRR. SNORT. HOT HOT HOT
(That is dino-sing for)
♪ I love all of you, hurt by the cold ♪
The most horrible thing my mother-in-law ever said to me was, and I quote, “Old people like to have sex too.”
This reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw back in the 80’s:
“My other car is up my nose”
Might as well have read: “Please stop me and arrest me!”
hahahahahhaa epic
No, I think that’s a win.
It’s defenatly a win…
Come on…
Definitely…
Reverse Psychology Win. Cop sees that, thinks “DUI? Nah, too easy”, and waves him on.
Gotta love reverse psychology
The reverse light might give it away though.
Is that a NJ license plate? Please, tell me so…that would make my night!
Hey what do have against “The Garbage State”? OK, stupid question.
sorry….CA
Defs a win..
Jennys?
Ninjas?
My night just got interesting again.
*poke*
I smiled when szbmhhgg
“szbmhhgg”
*Doesn’t get it. Smiles, nods*
Sorry toddler boy attacked the keyboard. It was supposed to say “I smiled when I saw you guys!”
*Thinks as a toddler. (Tonight’s the night… I can feel it.)*
I did too, I was about to call it quits for tonight.
Strange story...I've got a better one...MY SOCCER TEAM IS STATE BOUND!DUN DUN DUN!
Wait…
That came out wrong. I meant it was a better story, not a a better strange story.Oh well! Congrats for you and the team!
Thanks! The whole season we've been playing pretty crappy but we just rocked at districts today.Sweet. Interesting how things work out like that. Congratulations!
Which is what happened to us the game before the State Championship last year...See. The Jenny speaks truth!
*Psst*
Hey ninja.
He is gonna be pissed – if he is looking for you. STILL.
Oh? He was looking for me? Too late I guess…
(By the way, Sorry for just kind of leaving yesterday. Apparently my computer is infected with an indestructable virus disguised as virus protection, Ironic? Then my internet stopped working.)
No prob. I come and go like the wind – won’t ever get mad at anyone for leaving. I am currently looking for some old posts – trying to figure out a mystery.
Sometimes it works better that way – if a team plays really good all season it can get arrogant/lazy just when it counts most.
*moderators ate my 1st version*
Why is it strange? Are you taking the drunk- mobile to the game?
Probably should have refreshed. ^*tries to find Qwaz before Qwaz finds him*
Too late. ^
Hmmph. I noticed.You’ll have your day.
Oh, I have...I have...You’ve had your day?
*Begins reading late-ish posts on previous fails*
Don’t they usually end with the Bogmonster eating you?
Where was everyone?
Looking for you.
Hey everyone, Halifax is over here!
*hides*
Oh, dangit.
He's here...I smell him. (in Iron Hide voice)We have been enjoying the Transformers complete 1st season DVDs. We haven’t made it to the new movie yet… Was it good?
I thought it was good.
Blown cover…dangit!
*Quietly slips tracking device in Halifax’s pocket*
Haha! What pockets?
Watch it! Have you seen the first one though? Lots of explosions!
Yep, I really liked the 1st one. I though the big fight at the end was confusing when I was it at the theater but I got over it.
*Chanting*
Megan Fox! Megan Fox! Megan Fox!
89% of the reason I went to the movie.
Is she more or less ho-ish this time?
Ummm...I actually didn't notice...OK… Dare I ask what you did notice???
That's really, really hot?I don’t know if she’s more or less ho-ish in the second since I haven’t seen it, but I quite enjoyed her presence in the first.
On a scale of 1 to Volcanic, what would you rate her?
I’d give here a Pottery Kiln
I might give her a better present than a pottery kiln though…
… Like a puppy or something.
Gosh what did you think I meant?
That’s pretty toasty.
A never ending supply of dog poop vet bills and barking. I thought you liked her.
Oh, She’s attractive and all that but I hate her for her money.
That’s fair I suppose. She might turn you away for a lack of money.
You don’t think she’ll like my charming personality and good looks?
Her loss!
I dunno. Remember I don’t know her, or you really.
I have a new favorite miniseries.
Clicky if you like grocerie humor.
…and Darth Vader
I remember seeing something like that a few years ago and hating it. I wonder if it was different or if I have changed cause that was pretty good.
I’d say you’ve changed cuz there IS lots of stuff like this out there but this one gets me every time.
Do you like the robot-chicken shorts?
I used to but may have grown out of those.
There’s only so many times you can see dolls kick eachother in the groin before you grow tired and look for something new.
I like the star wars stuff they do.
I guess I am all alone but this video is good too:
Sigh. Its Win, not fail. Morons.
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LMAO
LOL
Pheww! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
Well, someone had to do it
Pure win.
LOL why would you put that on your car?
WIN!
This is the opposite of a fail, this is the most amazing decision a human has ever made. Forget going to the moon, forget inventing the internet. THIS IS THE SIGN OF A GENIUS.
Haha, thats definitely a NH plate. The king of vanity plates.
Actually it’s a California plate….taken in SF
hey that was my license plate
hehe
Kinda pisse as I am the one who originally uploaded this photo as a license plate fail only never to see it on the failblog vote site, and some asshole stole it from me….wat gives?
Peeterbilt you are full of it. I took this picture and still have it on my camera. A little while later you asked to be my friend on this forum, then I check back with the site and now you are credited. Unbelievable….get a life and quit stealing other people’s photos.
Thanks to the site moderators for fixing this — I submitted the original photo and got credit back. You’re a total loser peeterbilt, and a big FAIL to you for trying to steal credit on this post.
DEFINITELY A WIN!! hahaha
heh nice :]!!!!
I took this picture and am the original poster of this photo / Fail. Some jackass named Peeterbilt somehow has now taken credit for it, hopefully this will be taken care of soon. I maybe shouldn’t care that much, but I’ve been enjoying this site for a while, and finally had a moment to capture a “fail” and it made it to the site…..only to be hijacked by a poser. Thanks for all your votes and funny comments.
-Sensicalfish
That’s a WIN
I did a little dumpster diving and found this memo. Can you believe it, they are still sending paper memos! I am just posting the text, but I do have a copy of the original (with a coffee cup stain and a rude comment written across it!)
Here is the text:
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE
San Francisco Field Office
345 Spear Street
San Francisco, Florida 94105
July 30, 2008 REF: USSS/GI:2009-01457
To: Google Special Communications Project Staff
Re:
It has come to my attention that the “License Plate” issue has raised it head once again. The “DRUNK” license plate has been spotted and this time has been posted to Internet. On failblog.org of all places!
I know that we covered this earlier (see Memo REF: USS/GI:2009-00945 dated 4/1/2009), and I know that DRUNK does mean that there is a social problem but that the person in question is a backwards nerd that can’t spell with a silent K (KNURD), but we determined also determined that this was a potential risk to the Project if it ever got out that a Google employ was working with the DHS on “Obfuscated” communication channels (as you insist on insist on calling it.)
Not only did it get out, but also it was posted on one of the sites that we suspect is being use for passing stenographic messages in the pictures! We are currently checking to see if the person that posted the picture was an operative of one of the suspected target groups, but we have determined that there is no message embedded in the picture, so we are fairly certain that we have not been breached.
Not only was the picture posted, but it was not even detected by the “crack” staff that Google has provided to us to aid in searching for stenographic material posted on the Internet. It was found by a Secret Service protection officer in the White House, and forward on the internal email with the subject “Can you believe who they have working in the SF Field Office now?!?”!
I am requesting that the license plate be replaced, and I am, once again, forwarding a copy of the terms of agreement that you all signed when we started the project. I suggest that the Google staff on the Project reread the agreement.
I will be checking on compliance and would like everyone to report the fact that the document was read in the daily project reports.
Sincerely,
Justin
Justin Case
Special Agent
Stenographic Project Office Director
San Francisco Field Office
Attachments
!!!WIN!!! =P