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Lol. Small wood. Btw FIRST!
2st!
Loser. ^^
i did not lose anything…
So you never had the knowledge that it’s “2nd”?
So you never had humour?
One of us doesn’t.
did you lose it?
LOSE TO MASTER TROLL
smallwood and he’s spanking him while everyone else is jumping double fail
well you have now lost something……… the game.
he has a nice butt. So firm.
Nevermind that it was actually ’3st’ post, not ’2nd’.
This includes your virginity.
Burn of the week needs to come back.
*Softly applauds Khaaaaaaan* If you’ve got to speak to a troll, you sure do it with style!
*agrees wif Bearly*
burn of the week was awesome. only because i was burner of the week once upon a time. *reminisces*
OMG,
*squeeze*
Where have you been?
You were the last burner of the week. Look at it this way, you had the burn to end all burns.
*gives Loz a shifty-eyed look*
I never quite understood what those burns were about. Can you explain it to me?
Sorry for the late response.
Particularly biting or humiliating remarks used in reply to an inaccurate, inane, or otherwise irritating comment would be nominated for Burn of the Week where the collected submissions would be voted on. This fostered an atmosphere of fear and aggression, and those that could not own up to a mistake or laugh at themselves left the blog in a hurry.
Loz! Stay with us awhile, rest your weary feet and pray partake in the merrymaking.
YOU LIVE!!!! welcome back , long time no see. I think I was still ageneric yellow avatar last time I saw you.
Btw FAIL!
YES!
OMG. CAPS.
LOL–2nd thing I noticed…..the Small Wood….ROFL
Also spotted that, maybe the man with the “grabbyhands” was trying to test the theory.
Where is the dudes other hand???
Haha look at #14′s name… The pic fits perfectly
*slap*
*slop*
Ultru Slup!
*Chop*
STOP!
The celebration is up here buddy.^^
Up where?
Up yours
Up my what?
Urethra?
Zarathustra?
Don’t ask, don’t tell?
I wont ask then.
wow, he will never live that down.
He could live it up. All the way up. Like past the sphincter and make a right at the small intestine, up.
♪ never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down ♪
grrr, i messed up my HTML code
/b man /b always /b
i did there, i tried again…
ha, it worked that time.
idk, oh well
*links elbows with abstract*
Come and join us all down at the party and away from here.
accepts invitation, thanks!
To /b or not to /b, that’s the question.
I don’t get it. Guys slap each other on the butt all the time in sports. What’s the big deal. I can’t believe this made it to the main page.
You didn’t get the real fail in this then.
The real fail is baseball.
No, the real fail is how he seemed to admire the tightness of his buns, how well-rounded they were, how compact in their polyester package. Hey, what can I say? I like men’s butts and I cannot lie….
You other sistas can’t deny!
He does seem to be admiring it a lot more than an athlete should be admiring it. And the fact that the butt owner is named smallwood only adds to the comedic value of this pic.
My first question, after recovering from laughing, is why this was printed in a media guide?? That makes it more of a fail, IMO.
The real fail is you and your lack of a life and posting non stop on here.
There are various levels of humor in this picture. Some derive amusement from “Smallwood”; others just think butts are funny; still some others appreciate the irony of straight macho athletes engaging in patently homoerotic behavior. I hope this makes things more clear.
I thought the fail was Alabama.
*laugh* It is, of course, just not the one about which they’re speaking.
And what the hell is so great about your state? People always make fun of Alabama for stupid reasons.
I could never love a man with small wood.
Well, we did it again, friends. We made it to another Friday!
Same time next week.
*squeeze*
When did you become smurfette?
I painted her yesterday.
ALL of her?!
just the bits that were not blue.
Went around the varicose veins.
@ BFF … yes, all of her. She carries it well.
Leila painted me blue from head to toe yesterday, so I just decided to go with it. How do I look?
You look Mah_Velous!!!!
Thank you, dah-ling!
*squeeze*
*Friday squeeze* to all the good blog peoples!
.
All the trolls can bugger off…
Damn trolls.
*returns Friday squeeze to my peeps*
Hi velvet!!! *squeezies*
I think we need to make a list of trolls and send it off to FB for prompt removal.
It looks like someone’s been feeding the trolls again too.
*Friday Squeezes to all true FB’ers*
*returns friday squeezes to Boobie*
Good morning!!!
Lovely, as always! The blue really sets off your eyes!
And you! You have quite a birthday glow about you today! Great cake, btw!
Should we paint Bearly too? Hmmm…
Yes, please! I love bright colors!
Hmmm…lemme see what we can do for the birthday girl here. It’s summer…so, what summer colors? Oh yes…yellows and pinks with a hint of lime green.
*paints Bearly in stripes from head to toe*
You like?
Beautiful! Now just paint small rosettes every few inches in the yellow stripes – she’ll just blossom!
*blinks*
Rosettes? um…How about these instead?
*paints asterisks every few inches*
Wouldn’t asterisks imply that Bearly is something that is being done?
*shockity*
*flees*
*Models new body paint*
Beautiful! You look great!
Nice painting there, Leila!
Aw shucks! Thanks Judy. *grins*
I was wrong about there being no famous Belgians. (clicky)
Poirot?
Leopold II. Ok, more notorious than famous.
James Ensor
Have you seen the artist who did the tattoos? I saw him in a video covering this story on Reuters not long ago. As soon as I saw him, I knew the girl was lying. No one would ask for just three stars and then fall asleep with that guy working on them.
Audrey Hepburn? At least, she was famous.
She was also Dutch.
*sits down to watch Bearly painting* I remember what happened last time
*Hands Abstract an ice cream cone*
I like my body paint and hope to keep it. Enjoy licking your cone!
Thanks, Judy! Actually, I did bring a cake to work with me today because it is the end of candidate filing, which means the crazy level around here is about to drop considerably. I didn’t know that my boss was also bringing in cupcakes for my birthday, too, so now I’m at a loss to figure out what to do with all the sugar! I couldn’t think of a better problem to have!
♫Sugar…..aw, honey, honey!
You are my candy girl…♪♫
Btw JustMe, you FAIL.
Hehe… Smallwood. No wonder he gets touch on the ass, he’s the gimp
Btw Perryfarrell STFU.
what was that? JustMe had a FAIL??
I said STFU PerryFAIL. See what I did there. Oh yeah I made you into a fail.
He has been failing since he came out
I think he’s just looking for proof of his name…wrong side buddy!
High IQ isn’t a requirement for pro sportsters…
High pants is.
And not for using the internet either, apparently.
*squeeeeeeze*
Damn right, you tell em Ms B.
A most excellent point, Ms B – and *SQUEEEEEEZE*!!
Now I must, alas, get back to “work”…
Have fun everybody – see you in a coupla hours
*spanks whoa’s butt as he leaves*
*quickly squeezes WN on his way out*
Bye WN. Can’t wait for you to get back.
This is quite neatly proven by Mike Tyson and John McEnroe.
He saw a mosquito.
gayy:P
“I just knew Smallwood stole my thong!”
Only because smallwood share your size.
At least there’s no unsightly panty lines.
Eeek! Random potato checks!
*Scurries off*
Come back here! I know you’re trying to bring in contraband potatoes!
*Whips out his man spuds*
I never.
There’s a really important thing I have to go to.
Honest.
So why is it okay for guys to pat each other’s asses in sports but not anywhere else? Is it only during games that they can display their homosexual tendencies?
I think it is. I mean, look at football. Whenever they shoot and score, the players run around and hug each other.
I know, right?
Yeah. Even hockey has its camp moments.
hockey is for girls
And then they shower together and ‘accidently’ drop the soap.
*imägines what the commentators would say to that*
Up High! Now down low! Lower! Lower!
Ok, guys – Failparty is ON!
*Dons cone-shaped hat*
*Distributes hats to others*
*Brings out first of 3 birthday cakes she and GV have brought*
*releases the balloons*
*takes out party size bottles of Coke*
oh, um i don’t do that anymore.
*backs away, staring*
It’s Coca Cola, MM. Don’t worry. I am only 15, you know.
*puppy dog eyes*
Diet coke with a fresh squeeze of lime? Please?
*smooch*
Diet coke? That’s it? It’s a birthday celebration ya know. I will be sure Diet coke isn’t present for my birthday next week. : grin :
*hands Leila a gin and tonic*
Ah! Thank you abstract!!! *drinks in one gulp*
rum runner for me please.
and don’t be shy on the 151, thanks
is not shy with the 151……never is
WHOOO HOOO! Now that’s a drink! I’ll take another in a few.
has it been a few. hands mm annother 151 ….oh, i mean a rum runner…a liiiitle heavy on the rum!
n/p, want annother?
How about something like a a girly-girl drink?
Mmmm How about some Mudslides?
how ’bout a jolly rancher? and a chocolate cake shot.
YES PLEASE! Both!
I will take EVERYTHING today!!!!
Happy Birthday Bearly!!
*Birthday squeezes!!!*
*squeezes for everyone else*
I’d like a chocolate colada please…. mmmmmmm….
^^Off?
mmmm, strawberry daquiri?
*sings* I like pina coladas!
A G&T is perfect for this humid weather! Any chance there’s more?
oh, you bet! gin and tonics all around!! *fills 10 glasses, adds lime slice*
Perfect! Thanks
*blush*
Of course, my lady.
*puts diet coke with lime in cup*
*adds tiny umbrella*
*and twirly straw*
Fanks!
You’re so young and innocent! *Ruffles GBF’s hair*
Ok, here’s a contest. Guess how many candles should be on my birthday cake. The closest guess wins a special prize!
24
30!
17!
23!
WINNER!!!!!!
*Presents Judy with a trophy, certificate for 250 FailPoints, and and automatic ET finger washer*
Congratulations, Judy!
*eyes well up*
*hugs ET finger washer*
Aw, I’ll treasure this forever!
Bartender! The drinks are on me! Only the best for my friends!
*Hands bartender failpoints certificate*
This ought to cover it!
*throws drinks on Judy*
Wow, what is with people and their desire to be doused with drinks today?
you absorb more alcohol thru the skin?
true, the best part of bath tub gin is swimming in it!!
missed it by that [] much!
Still a youngin!
22
26?
28
69
In the style of Bob Barker
Ding ding ding! One of you has bid the exact retail value of Bearly’s age! Any other entries before I reveal the winner?
I will enter you.
Fail troll is fail.
Tell me tell me tell me now! I have to go in two minutes!
I hope I made it in time! Judy is the winner!
But thank you for playing! Here’s your consolation prize:
*Squeezeandsmooch*
So young. Nothing saggy. Everything so firm and peachy. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Can I be 2nd runner up in case Judy cannot fulfill her duties?
hey hey hey now! i was closest to judy. you were right next to me tho.
Ok, first runner up: MORBID MISTRESS! For your guess, I award you a fabulous FailBlog survival kit! With a week’s supply of Arthur thongs, an automatic Granny clickie blocker, and a get-out-of-bukkit-free card, it’s all you’ll need to make your failblog experience the best ever.
Second runner up: LEILA! Her prize package consists of an instant Patrica cloning kit – just in case!
Thank you everyone for playing!
*Squeezes all around*
this is great stuff!
*puts “Arthur” thong on over pants*
only thing i don’t know is the bukkit. as far as i know, it belonged to the lolrus….beyond that, lost.
I’ll explain the bukkit to you for your Granny clickie blocker!
i’ll trade you a raw mackrel for your ger out of bukkit free card.
I don’t plan on losing Patrica v4.0 so I won’t be making use of the cloning kit. If you notice my name, she is in hiding from Ms B and Judy to be exact.
Excuse me, Ms. Leila. I don’t believe I see Patrica anywhere around. Hmmmm, could someone have, perhaps, lured her off?
But I brought
a marinadethese yummy herbs for her to munch on. I hear they do wonders for health!*stops mid-stride pushing in grill*
*looks around, starts pulling grill back out*
uh, wrong party. yea.
Nope. She is perfectly safe where she is. No ONE knows where she is.
*calls Patrica on satellite cell phone just to be sure*
You guys have way too much meat. Have you ever tried Bear
lymeat before?i don’t like muff(in’s) so no, no i have not. but thanks for offering.
As a matter of fact…
Why yes!
*Secretly hangs up satellite phone which was just ringing*
I haz duteez??
Yesh…yew haz teh duteez…
Wait. Wait. What the heck? What’s with the LOLspeak?
ACK!!! *flees thread*
Bye all!
That was never two minutes.
Have a good weekend!
*squeeze*
Good bye what the H e l l I never or you never said good morning LOL.
32
fourteen and a half
Stone.
Fatty!
Just one candle. We’ll just keep lighting it.
31
Me?
OH! You can’t! You haven’t! You didn’t even !
Ahem. It is Friday, which is Brewski’s day (if he ever shows up to the party; I know he’s super busy today). Therefore, your entry will have to wait until tomorrow. But thank you for playing!
Clicky!
I <3 you so much! Thank you!
aiki … that is serioulsy the sweetest thing I’ve seen IRL on failblog. You are truly an outstanding guy. Your soon to be wife is a very lucky to have you.
I enjoy doing things like that… it really is no biggie.
I went to dinner with a bunch of gals from the neighborhood last night and one of them was telling me about what her hubby did for her birthday last week. He made it a whole trip around the world day. For each activity he had a flag for the country it represented. It lasted all day, super fun and cute. Then he surprisingly wrote personalized thank you cards to all her friends who helped him put it together. That man deserves a medal! Any of you guys done the thank you card? Let’s face it, not many guys will do that.
@ Aiki: Biggie or not, it was so sweet of you. Thank you. You’ll be getting your reward shortly!
@Ms B: Guys like that a one in a million, but they ruin it for all her girlfriends’ husbands!
She’s so lucky to have someone who obviously cares that much about making her feel special.
*fails at thank you cards*
*bows head in shame*
That’s really romantic Ms B.
I wrote a you thank me card once… does that count?
But seriously, I write thank you card for many things, though getting them in the mail is sometime difficult.
You’re a sweety, Aiki. That was really cute.
Aww, that was really sweet, Aiki! And what a cute bear! Happy Birthday, Bearly! Sorry I missed the party.
Just wait till you see what I have for the private celebration.
Brewski’s in on it too.
there’s an after-party?!?
it’s ok, i know my invite got lost in the mail. i have many things to do today anyway.
mine is lost as well. *sad*
*sneaks into afterparty*
Ooooh!!!
*Notices considerable more people*
Hmmm… No told you gals that you need a toga huh?
Oh well… bed sheets for all!
BREWSKI!!!! *whispers* I won’t tell if you let me come too….
*brewski springs forth from birthday cake*
SURPRISE!
Now then. Has our birthday girl been naughty?
Very naughty. Time for my spankings?
*Proffers buns eagerly*
*Holding knife poised to cut into the cake*
Whoa… good timing. That could’ve hurt.
i don’t do that anymore, either. (and this is really what i meant.)
Hippo Birdie!!(clicky) I brought a large bowl of my famous Chocolate Mouse with raspberries. I hope more dessert is OK.
*birthday squeeze*
Thanky! I love chocolate mousse – my old roommate brought that to my birthday party last year – no joke!
There’s no cake, there’s no ice cream. Happy Birthday.
(Look up Brian Regan)
http(colon)//tvbash.com/?p=798
Thanks Aiki! I tried to thank you for the laugh earlier, but Failblog ate my comment when I had the video as my clickie.
*Big Smooch*
No problem. Hope you have a great day today.
Aiki? Embarrassed? That’s a f*rst! What did I do?
*Looks down*
*Remembers she’s still just wearing body paint*
*Realizes that she turned Aiki’s stripes pink, yellow, and lime green*
Oh… sorry. *Leans in for a less colorful smooch*
LSD tiger coming through!
my fave is “hippo birdie to a grape pur sun”
may i have two cone shaped hats? have an idea!
(c’mon, you know where i am goin’ with this)
Sure! I didn’t know it was a costume party, but I like the way you think!
*Hands MM two hats*
*Puts “Like a Virgin” on the stereo system*
Awesome!!! bartender, pour the lady one on me.
*pours a drink on MM*
i just saw a flashback of the wet scene from flashdance from that comment! haha
even when i am not tryin to be naughty, it seems to happen.
*SNORKIE!!!*
You brought your Snorkie to the party! Can I pet it?
I can’t refuse the birthday girl. You can do what you wish with my Snorkie!
*shock*
*Pets and squeezes Snorkie*
Ms B, it’s only a problem if I choose to make it one. I have plenty of… stimulation here at failblog without violating the cute little Snorkie.
I’ve doused my Snorkie with a lot of violation repellant spray. She is safe. *big grin*
*removes pants applies a hat*
Now it’s a party!
Nice Brewski imitation, Jules!
Who is imitating me?
I love willy.
you have to use a tall boy (beer can) and scream “master cylinder” ….if you get this reference you get a special prize.
You’re going to do your Madonna impression?
Shes going to find your male G-spot.
One girl, two cones?
*raises eyebrow*
Chocolate flavour Mr.Whippy.
One cup two scoops?
madona! thanks for coming to our party!!
Thankyou
*balances cone hat on top of top hat*
*stands perfectly skill*
I bought a jelly/jello shaped like a rabbit.
*gently wibbles jelly/jello*
Thanks, Moomin! I love jigglers! *Shakes her maracas*
*tries to capture all this on cell phone vid for future blackmail/youtube upload*
It’s a sad day if people get blackmailed for jelly
it’s only blackmail if you don’t want anyone else to know.
Then you’re going to have a hard time blackmailing anyone around here!
reason for the slash-youtube upload
There’s our birthday girl! Now the party can begin!
*passes out hats and noisemakers*
*grabs air gun and start shooting “Happy Birthday Bearly” t-shirts into the crowd*
WooHoo! *snag*
This “Arthur” shirt needed a wash!
*wears two cone hats as a bra*
Whooooooooo!!!! PAAAAARTY!!!!!
*sniffs cone*
*salivates*
*sends underwear to the drycleaners*
(Who dry cleans their underwear?!??)
Judy? Addressed? Troll? Directly? *faints*
dammit judy!!
Now look what you did.
*waves fan over Leila to revive her*
Did she sign your petition, Leila?
*dizzy* I thought she did many fails ago. Maybe needs to be revisited?
Who died and made you queen??? Your silence will speak volumes.
You didnt see what I did in it.
seriously.
yeah!! *dons hat* I brought hint-of-lime tortillas and home made salsa.
YUM!!!
*does like Cookie Monster and eats all the tortillas and salsa*
NOM!!! NOM!!! NOM!!!
*BUUUUUUUUUrrrp*
oh, my, I better go replicate some more…..
…and some guacamole dip too?
EWEWE! i don’t like it, but i’ll get some just for you
Alas, I’m allergic to avocados, as evidenced (again) by my crushed-glass-in-the-stomach guacamole dip experience this past weekend.
But some good hot salsa will work just fine
1800 anyone?
Reposado?
home made salsa. fresh tomato, green, white, red, and yellow onion, sweet corn, black beans, green peppers and jalepno, lime juice and cilantro. salt of course, i think that’s everything..
Salsa! Good thing you brought it and not Judy – I don’t have to worry that it’s the result of Peanut tapdancing on Jose Jalepeno on a Stick!
*snorkity on a shteek!*
*5 eagles tele-ports in steals Lime tortillas then tele-ports back out from Abtrasct *
nerm nerm nerm ………. *sigh* *repliacates more tortillas* use your own replicator next time…sheesh *squeezes 5 eagles*
Sorry ok ..LOL I will. I was just getting you back for yesterdays incorporeal.
lol, it was funny, though. *smooch*
♫ Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Bearly!
Happy Birthday to you! ♪
*many smooches*
Now how many times do I have to spank you again? 23?! Oh, wow, I didn’t realize you were that young! That’s no fun, only 23 spanks?
Sorry I’ve been missing all the fun.
I’m having some troubles with some equipment I need for the trip, so I’m in a panic. And a typhoon is headed directly for Hong Kong, exactly when I’m due to arrive there. Help!!
Typhoons are just like hurricanes. Stay inside, strap outdoor things down, and be prepared to lose power for a little bit. Easy Peasy. Thank you for coming to my party! *Squeezeandsmooch*
Good luck with the equipment!
I’m not worried about it once I’m there. The airport will likely be closed, so I won’t be able to get there. And I have to take a ferry to the mainland, and those certainly won’t run in a typhoon.
I really hope everything turns out ok (i.e. the typhoon take a turn away from land and buys you enough time to get there safely). Did your visa come through with the consulate yet?
I also hope everything is okay for you, sweetie. But, here’s a more important question than whether or not your visa came through – what are you going to sing at the karaoke bar???
I got my Visa a few minutes ago!!!
And Judy, you just know me too well! I’m hoping to feign illness or death. But I’m not sure that will be sufficient to avoid singing. I’m leaning toward “satisfaction” at the moment. “Puff the Magic Dragon” is tempting, but I don’t know exactly how it goes.
*smooches for Bearly and Judy*
Nothing like waiting until the last minute, there! We want videos of the karaoke! We demand videos!
*Dozens of smooches to last through the week*
Exactly. Stay inside the plane, strap the engines to the plane and be prepared that the plane loses power for a little bit.
Don’t worry, Brewski, you’ll be fine.
Happy Birthday to you, Bearly!
Thank you, Arthur! *Squeeze*
*squeeze*
You should hire some security guys next year to keep the uninvited out.
All the best for your next year on this fine planet!!!
You don’t have to worry about security when it’s just a party of THREE. *sad* We weren’t invited.
Nooo! I meant this yelling troll thing, not their private party.
They seem to come out in full force at the start of a new fail, and then back off for a while. We need to be more vigilant with the door.
Not sure, but wasn’t it peaceful yesterday until the intelligence fail? Maybe they were all googleing “intelligence” to find out what that is, arrived here and decided to stay?
Curses for being entertaining around here. *Sigh*
I love your logic!
*squeeze*
*Ms B squeeze*
typhoon= backwards hurricane.
just do everything in reverse and you should be fine.
*flips two birthday cones to the back*
Like this?
*runs round to the front*
Definitely.
*rofl!*
*takes pictures; prints; packs in carry-on bag*
Woohoo! Congrats BA!
Thanks, Aja! *Squeeze*
OK, guys. We’re about to get a new fail and I’m going to lunch soon, so before we move on I want to say thank you to all of you. You really do know how to make a girl feel special and e-loved. *Squeezes all around*
Best. Failparty. EVER!
*birthday squeeze*
For some reason I skipped wishing you a Happy B-day…
Who’s your daddy??
*slap!!!*
My Mom doesnt know. We are going on Maury to find out.
My dad.
LIES!!!!
Try again Moomin.
Who’s your daddy??
*slap!!!*
*opens door to supply closet*
oh, i’m sorry. didn’t realize this room was being used.
*quickly closes door and rushes back to party*
Oh no!! *grabs mm*
You should stay and take over MM.
well, if i must.
*slaps Leila’s booty*
WHO’S YOUR GRANDMA?
SHOW ME WHERE YOU MOTHER LIVES!
Rrrrrr, I failed. Be terrible that.
I am terrible.
Fancy that.
Elaborate. A bit too fancy for FB, though.
My house.
Ow! Wait!!!! *grabs booty* I thought we were doing Moomin.
oh wow. well see, i am still in training.
YOU GUYS… I’m off to my weekend…
See ya on monday… maybe tomorrow ^^
*group squeezes everyone but the troll*
awwww thanks.
*squeeze*
awww, already?
*byesqueeze*
Bye, cuz! See you soon! *Squeeze*
oh and have a great one cuz!!!!
*waves*
See ya!
Dont wanna be ya.
lol *squueze* have a good one!
God I hope that not Cardinals, cuz that really making Missouri gay
Not unless StL changed their name to Alabama…..bonk
Not there is anything wrong with that
*inserts “that”*
0.0
Must do better…Must do better
*squeeze*
Inserts “that” could be taken in so many ways.
*shock*
Aren’t you a dirty little Moomin! How do you stay so white?
Copious amounts of brain and eye bleach.
*enjoys first squeeze on FB*
*squeezes back*
well folks, it’s about that time. i must get some sleep before the mini-mistress (baby girl) wakes up.
*byesqueeze for all*
oh and have an awesomely good day!
*Squeezes the Mistress*
Thanks for the present and coming to the party! Have a great day!
You too and to answer your ? in the previous fail, I had a Mustang GT Convertible. I miss it!!!
I have a 97 z28 (v8 baby!) currently just sitting in my driveway. didn’t pass smog *cry smilie*
so my pretty new top is getting all ucky. and a flat tire, and most recently…won’t kick over. so i miss her, too.
*sniffle*
Uuuuh!! You sound just like me. I ♥ V8s. Nothing like it. You’ve got to get your z running again else she will just rot in place.
I KNOW! i know. i just had serious surgery 3wks ago and am currently low on funds. i would seriously street walk for the $ if i wasn’t married (j/k)
yay for v8′s!!
V8 POWER!!!
hehe
*realized she is talking to herself since MM left*
V20 Power!
Heehee!
*leans to the left*
I feel a little off today, Leila. Toss me a cold V8 please!
*tosses cold one*
catch!
kinda reminds me of the progressive commercial.
guy ” sounds like you ride a 500″
girl ” more like a 900 v twin”
guy “well, excuse me.”
vroom vroom!
Smallwood, great personality???
Palming the smallwood… hmm.. interesting!
Looks like a SUCCESS to me, not a fail
Go, baseball player, go!
Dumb question: Why is being gay a fail?
It’s not. Coming out of the closet and showing affection for Mr. Smallwood on the victory celebration picture could be considered a fail, though.
Putting said picture on your media guide…definitely a fail
That is a dumb question.
guys there are two fails, the name smallwood and that the guy is touching the persons butt
*awards Captain Obvious plaque*
*SNORKIE!!*
ahem! as my mom would say
“OY!! keep playin’ with that thing, and it will fall off!”
*k, really leaving this time*
Side bar: Leila did you find your stretchers for your painting yet? This is
a good company cause I work here look under staff then look for bald guy.
I haven’t looked yet because I do not know where to begin. *emails link to home address*
Thank you for the link. *squeeze*
Is that you (Pete)?
Yes
Large human social events scare me, especially when there’s such a large number of females.
*tries to hide behind couch*
*binks*
…but why?
Nice benching Leila!
Because females are scary when they get together.
Come on … just look at us!!!
*pictures all the ladies grinning innocently @ gv*
We wouldn’t harm a fly let alone a dragon. *squeeze*
Hmmm…I’m gonna watch my tail! *squeeze*
*catches glimpse of gv’s tail*
DAYUUM!!!! You’ve got one tail there buddy. *wolf whistles*
*POUNCE*
Heeheeeee!!!!!!
*squeezes behind couch next to GV*
What are we hiding from?
Large congregations of young females. I can deal with them in smaller numbers, but get flustered when there’s so many!
Try picturing them without any clothes on
*pictures them without any clothes on*
*smiles*
It’s their grins that’re scary! Not their clothes!
Try picturing them without their heads???
*sharpens machete*
Eeep!
*runsawaywithaquickness*
*grabs quickness as Ms B runs by and hides it*
*watches Ms B sloooooooooow dooooooowwwwwnnnnnn…*
Hey! That quickness was all she was wearing!
Ooooohhhhh crrrrraaaaaapppppp! Nooooowwwwww wwwwwwhhhhhaaaatttt!?
*smiles*
*hands back quickness*
*winks*
*takes pictures*
With & without?
Eeep!
Now that I’ve got my quickness back…
*zips out to find clothes*
*Adds photos to “My FailFriends” album*
*Squeezes album to chest*
How did you guys manage to get her naked? She hasn’t even had any alcohol.
O body painted one – looking good, there, Ms Bearly Dressed!
Leila, I removed her only covering as she zoomed by…
She just came out of the shower.
Why, thank you WN! Leila’s designs are the hottest around this season!
Leila – you do body paint on men too? (hint hint)
*puffs chest in pride and realizes the cones are still in the back*
Oooopsy!!! *blush* I have to turn these around.
Of course!! What colors would you like WN?
Since it’s still July, let’s go for the good old red, white, and blue – and be careful around the flag pole…
Ah. Say no more.
*paints the American flag (stripes and stars) on WN and uses the pole to fly it*
*salutes WN…er, US Flag*
Wear it proudly.
Thank you, Leila, thank you!!
*stands tall and proud*
*watches formation of F-16s fly by as the national anthem plays*
And now – sigh…. back to “work”…
*squeeze* Don’t smear the paint.
But I like them, I wouldn’t want to remove their heads! I’ll just grin and bear it, thanks for the suggestions though!
I thought you e-loved us. *sad*
That’s okay!
*Squeeziesmooch*
I left you a comment up did you get it Leila?
Yes. I responded. Thanks!! *smile*
My pleasure
*gently puts machete away*
Machete? How did you get that in here???? Someone frisk Skratdaddy.
*hides couch*
Why Moomin?
*Tries to hide under bed*
*Snuggles up beside GV under the bed*
I’ll protect you. *Squeeze*
*squeeze*
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*Signs*
I never understood why sports teams felt the need to smack each other on the ass…
Ok, how’s this?
*pinches QofB’s ass*
Sounds good!
*kisses Ms B’s ass*
Looks good!
*sniffs Jules’ ass*
I prefer to nibble
*nibbles Judy, Jules, Ms B, and QofB’s asses*
OOPS…should’ve asked for permission!
*hangs head in shame*
A little too late for that. I gave Bearly a wedgie once and she didn’t like me for the rest of the day.
Not true! I just went into the corner and cried a little. To be fair, I think someone else had just ET finger goosed me, if I remember correctly. Anyway, when you came to visit me in the corner, all was forgiven. *Squeeze*
I like the double fail aspect of the picture..
I like the double fail aspect of this picture…
Double fail? Nay sir, triple fail. 1: Guy can’t wait to pat guy’s ass so ignores high five. 2: The patee’s name is Smallwood. 3: Guy can’t wait to pat the ass of a guy named Smallwood.
Tapping SmallWood’s arse Double FAIL
I think we found Gaye Males…
Where?
Right you are!
It looks more like a gentle preliminary rub than a true sportsman butt slap. One need to be gentle with Smallwood, otherwise he gets so tight…
This game happened late in the spring,
and the players are celebrating,
and that other guy
is just swatting a fly.
If you buy that, you’d buy anything.
Looks like a win to me.
Me too.
Gay win
If he keeps touch his ass, Smallwood will have Bigwood!!!!
It’s a double fail. Smallwood being the first and the fact that he’s being slapped on the ass instead of the man joining in the high five is the second.
jersey win, victory fail
Double fail. smallwood
hahaha…funny and fail player
Thats like a double fail. He slapped his butt and his name, well, enough said. O.o
Roll Tide. That’s how we do it.
…Wouldn’t you just hate to be that guy…. Cause you know he is NEVER going to live that down….
being the odd one out surely sucks for him
This site is hillarious.
o.O wow
Smallwood might be experiences his tiny wood about now he looks pretty happy
Why would you take a picture lyke that?
Gay much?
Triple fail. Someone made it a media guide cover. Though I hope that might have been a joke.
ah sports a way for gays to pretend to be macho and straight while still showering together
The funniest part isn’t the ass slap, that happens all the time. The funny thing is how intently the guy seems to be studying the ass. It’s not just the quick ass-pat, he really seems to want hit it on the sweet spot.
Another thing I noticed beyond the serious gaze, the ass slap, the guys name. Look under smallwood’s right arm and you see it on the other guys shirt ” BAM!”
lol just adds to the moment
lol im still laughing at smallood but the whole gay horesplay is funny too
haha what is worse? the name “smallwood” or the slap ass?
I bet smallwood wasn’t so small after the butt slap
Ass slap
Smallwood…?
I bet he got picked on a LOT in high school
Don’t worry, man, I would’ve done the same thing. :3
Would have been even funnier if the guy whose bum was getting smacked was Booty from the MN Vikings (((: Hahahah. But Smallwood is pretty funny toooo.
If it feels good do it!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sure they had their own victory celebration later, hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like a win to me
Baseball love
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Ever since then, that coach walks over to that picture, and says… “FABULOUS!!!!”
technology- takes one snapshot to make a failblog! funny stuff
surprise buttsecks!
lol “Smallwood”
the spanking machine?
That’s not FAIL – that’s hot
What makes it worse is the one getting his ass patted is “Smallwood”.
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