I can’t help but notice that the v and f are in fact next to one another on my keyboard, leading me to the astounding possibility that people sometimes make mistakes whilst typing and hit the wrong key! This changes everything!
Are you implying that the umbrella is electrically connected to a security system? If you ever played Operation you could probably remove the umbrella and not “touch the side”
Right, you’re beginning to bore me now so this will be the last time I respond to you on this thread. I’m not actually a homosexual, I certainly might be one or more of the other definitions of the word gay. You are clearly a young, very confused little boy who either has some gender issues or feels a strong attraction to members of the same sex which you have been told is evil by your parents and community so lash out at anyone leading the lifestyle you so desperately desire out of a mixture of jealousy and your own insecurities. Good day sir.
Thanks Halifax. Though if they can’t read it, they probably don’t know what it means either. Frenchanese must be what happens when I try to speak Japanese and French comes out, or French and Japanese comes out. O_o
Okay, that was gonna bug me so I checked some other dictionaries and an old textbook. All of them only show just the one spelling, except for the first dictionary I used. Sorry, Halifax.
Oh wow. I just checked my dictionary and learned there are many ways to spell it and yours is certainly one of them. And I’ve been used to こんにちは for a while. Sorry, Halifax. My bad!
My Dad says tumor can grow in your head to cause head aches my Dad says my mom must have a tumor cause she always has a headache at night when they go to bed my Dad says….(all said in a run on sentence
and in a little kids voice)
Try something more sneaky! Just put an aspirin in her mouth. When she asks what the hell you’re doing explain it’s for the headache and it should be fine in 20-30 minutes!
Hello and good morning kannadzuki. How are you this fine trans warp day? I didn’t see you or I would of said good morn earlier or where you hiding behind an umbrella.
*sigh*
We’re just out to have fun, Noct. Be nice to others and they generally are nice in return. That’s all. This isn’t about “popularity”.
Anyway… welcome, and good morning!
Yeah, I suppose you’re right. The “popularity” index has been mentioned multiple times recently, and I’m probably a bit overly sensitive to it. I don’t like the whole clique culture of the typical primary school.
Not a bad idea. My car roof is almost all glass. It can get screaming hot inside in the summer. For some reason Mini chose to not include a sunshade feature for the roof.
My sunroof leaked.
I lived on a hill at Uni and the water would run down where gravity takes it. I stupidly kept my notes in the footwell.
One winters night, it rained heavily and then went down below freezing. You can fill in the rest.
Ha! My girlfriend once was trying to sell a car. It was parked on a hill. It was rainy season, and the car had a drainage problem, so the rain diverted directly into the boot, which proceded to flood the entire vehicle. Somebody finally called to look at it, and she checked the vehicle to make sure it’s ready to show. AAAHH!!!
The guy shows up right as we have all the carpet pulled out, hair drier and fans everywhere, trying to dry it out.
Needless to say, he didn’t buy it.
Fair enough. Do you live in Japan too, Halifax? When I first got here, I starting looking at maps to get to know my area and found all these swastikas on them! But they go in a different direction and I’m used to it now so I don’t even notice it anymore.
Happy birthday!
*hands Bearly a gift*
*little box with button in it*
I rigid all of brewski’s pants disintegrate if they are with in a 50 meter radius of that box when the button is pushed. Enjoy!
*Squeeze*
Actually, technically still a Cancer, but I’m on the cusp. I usually act more like a Leo, but all my stress is manifest in stomach problems, just like a Cancer.
Happy Birthday!
I brought you this.
*gives vine plant*
Hehe, it's one of four (!) vine plants my wife and I recently got for our wedding anniversary, from four people, independent and unknowing from eachother!
It’s GCF’s 30th today!
We should all have sex with something inappropriate.
I’ll be back later, just off to have a pencil sharpener removed.
*squeezes and waves to all*
Cool Sounds like an adventure. Hope you have lots of fun.
.
There’s lots of regulars now .
There’s also more trolls doing more random things
.
It’s still mostly fun though
What?! Working instead of failblogging? Have you gone mad? Kidding, we’ll see you later. And for the record, this photo is less disturbing, but when I really look at it, I can’t see why.
When I think of it again… it sounds kinda weird… and I can do both… ^^
This photo??? which one do you see? do I still have a white face??? or is it my normal one… cause I cleaned my cache but it’s still the wrong pic… I guess the work computers aren’t that good :-I
I see a white face with a black slash for the mouth, a la the Joker in black and white. And I did clear my cache this morning. I don’t know where you’re going wrong if you’re trying to change it, seeing as I’ve never changed my pic. Glad you’re staying with us.
Ahhh okay! Thanks very much for the description!
Cause I would’ve been surprised if you found my other pic disturbing as well for I look (in my opinion) rather normal on that one ^^
glad I can ^^ Are you at home? even bloggin on your birthday… that’s so cool!!!
Today isn’t my official birthday, but I’m going away for the weekend, so I wanted my failparty today. I’m at work right now. Tonight is my birthday party IRL as well, so I thought it was appropriate. I don’t think anyone will be able to top Jules’ gift, though!
True story: someone ripped my convertible top and stole a few things. I was caught in a rainstorm before I could get it repaird. Wish I had thought of the umbrella. *snork*
Never address a troll. Never reply directly to a troll. Always respond around troll’s posts if you must make a comment and most importantly, don’t get worked up over anything trolls say. It’s not worth it.
Never address a troll. Never reply directly to a troll. Always respond around troll’s posts if you must make a comment and most importantly, don’t get worked up over anything trolls say. It’s not worth it.
There once was an odd type of fella,
who drove a gray Mazda Capella.
Through his window came rain,
which melted his brain,
so he blocked up the hole with umbrella.
I want one…
An umbrella?
No, a car with a sunroof that does not close.
You might want to get an umbrella too.
haha… WALMART umbrella
aha bad luck to open an umbrella on top of a car.. stupid whore fail,,
Fail Slap 2
IT’s a win ffs!
Yes, it is distinctly wet here, I am soaked through!
Poor you. You could catch a cold!
Is that better than catching a hot?
I suppose. Unless it’s the summer, of course.
shut up
Are you talking to yourself?
no I think he was a little confused and what he really wanted to write was:
“I’m full of sh!t up to here”
sometimes even trolls make mistakes…
*sharpens his knive* soon my friend… soon…
sharpens his knive? fckin polak, learn the english.
Uh-oh! Looks like someone hasn’t had his bedtime story read to him by his mommy!
♫Rock-a-by-trolly, by the treetop♫
♫ I will beat dumdum up ♫
♫When the wind blows, the cradle will be smashed into smithereens♫
Hey, this song was inspired by the band, Cradle of Filth.
(cradle of filth…Dani runs away when I walk into a room- mwahahaha…I scare him- long story)
“It’s leaking on my head!” ♫ Shut up and drive, drive… ♫♫
v = f… so that dumdum can go to sleep…
I can’t help but notice that the v and f are in fact next to one another on my keyboard, leading me to the astounding possibility that people sometimes make mistakes whilst typing and hit the wrong key! This changes everything!
Mighty thanks to you!!!
I’ll keep that post if you don’t mind and bring it up the next time something like that happens ^^
*backhands Dumdum*
Urban Myth….all to do with having a cold nose!
*squeezes out shoes*
Since there is no one in the car, that umbrella could very easily be stolen.
Go for it. You know you want to…
The attack googie is probably laying on the floor, also there’s probably a car alarm.
Are you implying that the umbrella is electrically connected to a security system? If you ever played Operation you could probably remove the umbrella and not “touch the side”
You have no idea how funny this is stoned……………………….
there i fixed it ^^
Sort of…
very resourceful!
that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking! this really feels like it should be a post on thereifixedit
It’s not much of asun roof in this case, is it?
It’s not much of a roof at all.
It’s a shelter. That’s all that matters.
*squeezes jam*
Should I cover up my last comment then?
*squeeze*
Nah, you’d look very shady.
Canopy’er at it and see if it goes away?
I’ll atent to.
chrchm…excuse me?
Hut to be a Friday cos I can’t stop y’awning today.
Do you need some tee(pee), CC?
Shacks! Did I forget? I thought I’d screened it.
You shed have made sure, jam!
You shed have taped it on a cam per se…
*logs on to unix shell ter post on failblog*
*offers tea*
as long as it’s roof(ie) free, thanks
Tar p eople
Rain protection win.
Perhaps a passer-by spotted the opened sun roof and kindly donated his umbrella to keep the car dry. Not much of a fail then though…
I immediately visualized the same scenario and compulsively looked in the comments hoping someone else would assume the same.
Don Lockwoods most embarassing dancing blunder.
Gene Kelly’s character in Singing In The Rain. Love that movie! *squeezes K@ and Jenny*
YOU CAN DRIVE UNDER MY UMBRELLA YOU CAN DRIVE UNDER MY UMBRELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH….
maybe that car had gene kelly’s part in a musical…
♫ Somewhere there’s music, how faint the tuuuune…
Somewhere there’s heaven, how high the moon…. ♫
♫ Raindrops keep falling on my head,
Just cos the ‘lectrics on my sunroof are all dead. ♫
♫The hills are alive with the sound of muuuuusiiiic…♫
♫Run to the Hiiills. Run fooor youuur liiiiiifee♫
You mean Rhianna?
Naah:
I’m siiiiingin in the rain… yes siiiingin in the rain… what a glorious feeling I’m wet and insane…
but I have to say… my way of writing is very confusing in this case ^^
Win? Really? You could name the car “Spanky” or “Tweedledee.” (And it’s probably leaky too.)
…Pardon?
That’s just Tweedledum’s nickname, he’s the naughty one.
Say Whaaa’???
BondFan! ひさしぶりだね。
I’m sure you can figure it out, you Little Rascal. You might need to get out of Wonderland and put on your thinking cap, though.
Is says u r a penis in frenchanese.
You have the wit and humour of a wet paper bag, well done.
And that isn’t what it means.
I wasn’t trying to decipher the hiragana, I was merely making an observation on Dumdum’s personality based on the posts he had made thus far.
And I was posting to the idiot, not you.
Ah, my apologies then.
*in retarded voice*
‘My name is halifax and I am a very special boy, wat is your disability?’
Is that your retarded voice? I couldn’t tell it apart from your normal voice.
OOoooo Halifax ur so stoooopid. Durrrrrrrrrr.
You are in no position to judge anyone an idiot as you are a self-proclaimed fool.
Shut up gay. LOLZ. GAY!
Wow, well done you’ve picked a 3 letter word out of my name and applied it to me as a label. And even if I was gay, why should I shut up?
Gays should be silenced locked away and beat until they are straight.
SILENCE! GAY!
Oh goody. So now you’ve proved to everyone you’re homophobic AND you’ve got the IQ of a tomato.
Well at least i’m not a GAY tomato.
Hey! Dolphins are intelligent. I object!
He has the IQ of a split lentil.
You have just offended millions of innocent tomatos.
but lentils are wholesome….maybe the IQ of a spoonful of sick
*appologises to the global tomato community*
A straight spoonful of sick.
Just wait until Uri Geller gets his hands on you…
Oh good grief, as sharp as a tack this one….with the broad mindedness of a nanometer.
*takes GVs hand to lead him away*
Ooh! Where are we going K@, is it somewhere exciting?
Somewhere where annoyances do not exist! *squeeze*
Gayland.
Lead the way K@!
*squeeze*
Dont forget the lube. Actually you strike me as someone who likes it dry.
Right, you’re beginning to bore me now so this will be the last time I respond to you on this thread. I’m not actually a homosexual, I certainly might be one or more of the other definitions of the word gay. You are clearly a young, very confused little boy who either has some gender issues or feels a strong attraction to members of the same sex which you have been told is evil by your parents and community so lash out at anyone leading the lifestyle you so desperately desire out of a mixture of jealousy and your own insecurities. Good day sir.
GAY LOLZ.
You really expected more for all that effort, oh well.
“Well at least i’m not a GAY tomato.”
I’m not convinced.
Lets ignore this dumdum or he’ll lead us up the aisle with the beginnings of a wedding march.
Yes please. He’ll be gone before long, I assume somebody reported him?
not me… I assume somebody else did…
I mean seriously, ban me? Again? lol.
Ok i’m bored. Been nice trollin yall. c u in a couple of hours.
I assumed everyone here did.
‘fraid not- I do not know the proceedure….
Anyone else think he doth protest overmuch?
I said as much to him and he just reinforced my point.
Report who now?
I am Dumdum II – Feel my stoned wrath!!!!
Gay Lolz!!
Oh no, I forgot to change my name…it was gonna be dumdum II….
For all who cannot read hiragana, it says Hisashiburidane.
It says first.
It says you are a f*cking idiot
but why did kannadzuki insult GBF like that???
^^
He didn’t. Halifax was insulting Dumdum.
Would that I were skilled enough in Japanese to greet one person and insult another at the same time!
Ohhhh…. kay!
I am Dumdum (the 2nd) , Why does it always rain on me…..
Thanks Halifax. Though if they can’t read it, they probably don’t know what it means either. Frenchanese must be what happens when I try to speak Japanese and French comes out, or French and Japanese comes out. O_o
ぼんじゅーる!
サルー!Oui, genki, n’est-ce pas! Et BFF は?
じゅ すい tres びあん、 めるし。 え tu?
Ja sui tres bian, nurushi. Etu? (I think). Translation pleeease?
It should be:
“Je sui bien, merci. Et tu?”
and means:
“I am good, thanks. And you?”
*bows*
ほんとうに ひさしぶりですね。 げんきですか?
Sorry, kannadzuki, can’t stop. I’m late! I’m late! I’m really, really late! No time to say hello, good-bye, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late. I’m late!
*runs away, clutching tophat and pocketwatch*
*grins*
*really should get that hole filled in
My jumbled mind saw tophat and thought it was potato.
*downloading coffee now*
Good morning all Noctaluca (Lzqb), Halifax180, GBF, Jam, Ella,
K@zombofaries, Gone2thedogs, and yes Dumdum(behave please thanks).
I think its a tumor.
Hello!
Hello? that’s all
. Just calm down now breath let the Dumdum have enough rope and he will hang himself and end up in Babyhead cometary.
Ok, fine. こにちわ.
*sneaks in, slips Halifax’s comment an ん and swaps わ for は. Tip toes back.*
That’s the spirit.
What? Maybe you misunderstood what I wrote.
No, kannadzuki just corrected your Japanese.
Where does the ん go? And I wasn’t making こにち as my subject.
Halifax, the reason I thought there was only one spelling is because it can be written as 今日は. So, kon+nichi+ha.
But that’s the only spelling, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?!
Okay, that was gonna bug me so I checked some other dictionaries and an old textbook. All of them only show just the one spelling, except for the first dictionary I used. Sorry, Halifax.
I wasn’t taught that ha was used in place of wa in this way, other than subject identification.
Oh wow. I just checked my dictionary and learned there are many ways to spell it and yours is certainly one of them. And I’ve been used to こんにちは for a while. Sorry, Halifax. My bad!
That’s the thing with Japanese. There can twenty different ways to write something.
So what did you call in the end LOL.Halifax
All I meant to say was hello.
There’s two ways to spell that?! Good god, I’ve been lied to for 15 years!
IT’S NOT A TUMAH!
Morning 5! hope you are better than dead me!
*Tries to blow hot air at k@, but she’s to far away*
I like the zombie thing. Are you going to mate with Z.A.? He needs a mate.:)
eeeeeek- Czuch killed me by accident on the previous fail- I am hoping there may be a cure.
*gives K@ the kiss of life*
*winks*
*masturbates*
*pukes his guts out*
Good god, that’s a symptom of ebola! Quarantine the area!
*finds lost bukkit and collects his guts*
I’m okay I’m okay I’m okay!!!
What? Masturbation?
Oh my God, I must be terribly sick then!!!
You know what this reminds me of?
♫Anihalation. Your masturbation.♫
LOL…
oops…. my co workers got a little frightened there ^^
you may have to sew my head back on though!
Do you need any extra stitches?
Possibly! do you wanna do a tummy tuck for me!
Noo! Don’t do it jam!
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
*zombie streaks*
*takes K@ into the shoe cupboard with a Maglite*
*pays and displays*
*squeezes*
*squeezeoflife*
IM ALIVE- like properly- Jam you are a genius! *squeeze*
Aw,
*puts away the necrophilia karma sutra*
Jules, you didn’t want any of that zombie stuff. According to ZA, zombie sex = biting. It’s rather dull compared to what you usually do.
Necrophilia = live people have intercourse with dead ones.
Zombie sex = zombies biting live people
Necrophilia > Zombie sex
Jules = Granny? :O
Did someone mention cracking open a cold one?
Jules ≤ Granny
*opens new bottle of Cabo Wabo*
Shots all around?
Happy Friday!
My Dad says tumor can grow in your head to cause head aches my Dad says my mom must have a tumor cause she always has a headache at night when they go to bed my Dad says….(all said in a run on sentence
and in a little kids voice)
There’s a simple trick for such cases:
He: “Darling, are you having a headache?”
She: “No, why do you ask?”
He: “Ok, then we can have sex now.”
This works for you? Puddi
Conversation with my girlfriend:
Me: “Do you have a headache?
She: “I’m sorry I can’t have sex tonight!”
Try something more sneaky! Just put an aspirin in her mouth. When she asks what the hell you’re doing explain it’s for the headache and it should be fine in 20-30 minutes!
yea, but then trying to get anything in her mouth after that is going to be a real pain!
Sounds like she needs a suppository then.
Man you guys know how to romance a girl!
If you want to trick her wash the bed sheets and ask her to help you put them back on – then pounce.
Been there, done that.
I just wanted to write that ^^
stand behind her and ask her to pick up something you dropped on the floor, then…
Sneakinf up whilst they’re bent over blowdrying their hair works remarkably well too
*replaces ‘f’ with ‘g’*
Are you all from Tisdale by any chance?
What??? my comment got pulled…
G’morning 5!!! nice to seeya!!!
You are only allowed so many comments Noctaluca :0
Hacking on you son.:)
Ahhh okay
*waves “Hello” at 5 eagles in Ella’s stead*
Hello and good morning kannadzuki. How are you this fine trans warp day? I didn’t see you or I would of said good morn earlier or where you hiding behind an umbrella.
Eeek! You saw me?
*shakes her fist at sky*
Damn you, Google Earth!
Nice sun dress you are wearing and is that a black bra? from this angle it looks like it
I need to use google earth more often.
*flashback of European dil do shop fail*
Maybe not.
sister you don’t know the half of it ^^
*sigh*
We’re just out to have fun, Noct. Be nice to others and they generally are nice in return. That’s all. This isn’t about “popularity”.
Anyway… welcome, and good morning!
I know brewski… Please do not take my comments too seriously…
g’morning and thanks!!!
??
I saw nothing wrong in his comment. He’s just a bit of a wacky guy, as he probably will confirm.
Thanks bro ^^ confirmed and signed!
Yeah, I suppose you’re right. The “popularity” index has been mentioned multiple times recently, and I’m probably a bit overly sensitive to it. I don’t like the whole clique culture of the typical primary school.
Brewski,
Are you going to print out a bunch of previous fails and take us with you to China?
“It’s leaking on my head!” ♫ Shut up and drive, drive… ♫♫
This was funnier after I forgot what the fail was!
Not a bad idea. My car roof is almost all glass. It can get screaming hot inside in the summer. For some reason Mini chose to not include a sunshade feature for the roof.
My sunroof leaked.
I lived on a hill at Uni and the water would run down where gravity takes it. I stupidly kept my notes in the footwell.
One winters night, it rained heavily and then went down below freezing. You can fill in the rest.
A new Ice sculpture/papier mache method
Papiers–blades made from trees.
Ha! My girlfriend once was trying to sell a car. It was parked on a hill. It was rainy season, and the car had a drainage problem, so the rain diverted directly into the boot, which proceded to flood the entire vehicle. Somebody finally called to look at it, and she checked the vehicle to make sure it’s ready to show. AAAHH!!!
The guy shows up right as we have all the carpet pulled out, hair drier and fans everywhere, trying to dry it out.
Needless to say, he didn’t buy it.
Some people just don’t know a good deal when they see one. Pfft!
♫♫We are the world getting wet we are the world for a better day♫♫
*waves arms*
♫♫We are the world, we are the chiiiildreeen…♫♫
♫♫We are we are. The youth of the naaation♫♫
♫Are we Human… or are we dancers♫
We are Devo!
(Sorry, couldn’t resist another obscure reference….)
Are we not men??
My opinion: “Never hold back an obscure reference”
especially when it’s as cool as this one ^^
Just found this extremely odd story. Clickie.
That reminds me of when I went over to Harajuku. So many shirts with swastikas on them.
yeah… the nazis really killed that sign… although the finnish airforce also still uses the swastika…
Actually they were real swastikas. Red shirt, white circle, and swastika in the middle.
oh… what the??
But why do they wear them???
Why would anybody…
*scratches head*
Because they think it means “temple”
Fair enough. Do you live in Japan too, Halifax? When I first got here, I starting looking at maps to get to know my area and found all these swastikas on them! But they go in a different direction and I’m used to it now so I don’t even notice it anymore.
Yes, I live in Japan. My speaking neads work though.
Oh okay… so for the common reason… I get it…
Uh, sorry, but they stopped using the “swastika” in 1945 although it can still be found on some old units…
that’s odd indeed… on one side they let Nazis roam the streets and on the other hand they make a big thing out of a piece of art…
Art+Politics= controversy
Art+controversy=gnomes
Gnomes+controversy= Artwork genius
BRAVO!!!!
*hysterically claps hands*
Good morning/afternoon, lovelies! *Squeezes*
I guess this driver thought he had a good idea, but I suspect he’s all wet.
And most of all, Happy Birthday!
*squeezes*
Aww, thanks Hali! *Squeeze*
*Happy birthday squeeze*
From me too, Bearly.
*Happy birthday hug and squeeze*
Thanks, Moomin and Jam!
Happy Birthday!
Thanks! Party’s in an hour and 15 minutes. I have cake. And no, this cake is not a lie. I seriously did bring a cake with me to work today.
Yay! I ♥ cake. I hope folks appreciate you supplying your own cake!
*looks at 8 tier chocolate fudge cake*
I knew I should’ve asked before making this!
Hey, it’s your party, too GV. I decided so yesterday! *Birthday squeeze* We’ll need all the cake we can get around here.
Yay!
*Birthday squeeze*
*runs back to the kitchen to make more cake*
*imagines gold dragon with chef’s hat*
*gets ready to “pop out” of giant cake*
Happy birthday!
*hands Bearly a gift*
*little box with button in it*
I rigid all of brewski’s pants disintegrate if they are with in a 50 meter radius of that box when the button is pushed. Enjoy!
*changes ‘rigid’ with ‘rigged’*
I love you, Jules. You just gave me the best present EVER!
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
*morning squeeze*
I hope he did not try to drive with the umbrella up.
It’s cousin Tomeks birthday??? geez… how could I forget… too much slimovice probably ^^
Wszystkiego najlepszego zokazji urodzin!
Thanks, cuz!
Happy Birthday Bearly Awake.*kisses Bearly on cheek moves over to let others in*
Thanks, 5 Eagles!
Happy Birthday!!
*pulls out trusty box of…uh..toys*
You get to pick one as a present!
For Bearly Awake:
ht tp://www.youtube .com/watch?v=qG76k4vClXI
Thanks, Hali!
That was very cute!
*Is a little nervous*
*Chooses dirty dice*
Thanks, Mistress!
*Squeeze*
Happy Birthday!
Thank you, Mal! Good morning!
*Squeeze*
*sneaks up on Bearly and POUNCES*
Good morning and happy birthday!!!! Are you a fellow Leo?
*Squeeze*
Actually, technically still a Cancer, but I’m on the cusp. I usually act more like a Leo, but all my stress is manifest in stomach problems, just like a Cancer.
Thanks for the birthday pounce!
Happy Birthday Bearly!
I see Malicite! Can you see him too?
Is that him waaaaaaaaaay off in the distance… sunbathing in the nude?
*whistles*
your “other” present is in your car wrapped in plain brown paper as not to be too noticeable.
so who is giving the birthday spanking’s?
Me Me Me Me Me!!!!
*jumps around and throws his hands in the air*
No me me. I have a big hand with long fingers.
Happy Birthday!
I brought you this.
*gives vine plant*
I think it’s just de-vine! Thank you, Czuhc!
It’s GCF’s 30th today!
We should all have sex with something inappropriate.
I’ll be back later, just off to have a pencil sharpener removed.
*squeezes and waves to all*
*squeezes The Moomin again for old times’ sake*
Hello stranger!
*squeezey squeeze*
You haven’t been around much of late? Where have you been? Somewhere fun I hope.
Work, upcoming volunteer stuff, and planning for a trip to India…. so the fun begins soon. I’m glad to be back, if only for a short while!
How are things around here these days?
Cool
Sounds like an adventure. Hope you have lots of fun.
.
.
There’s lots of regulars now
There’s also more trolls doing more random things
.
It’s still mostly fun though
Oh yeah, they removed the 300 comment barrier and changed the emoticons.
*moominsqueeze*
Kannadzuki? I vaguely remember you, but I was pretty new at the time. Welcome back.
And let’s assume that Jessica Simpson is something inappropiate
*Hopes the ET finger is not considered inappropriate for these purposes*
well I am off- I have to go play in the woods! happy hump day!
Hmm lets see…
*humps bosses leg*
Okay… I’ll be off then… my boss kinda wants me outta here…
What?! Working instead of failblogging? Have you gone mad? Kidding, we’ll see you later. And for the record, this photo is less disturbing, but when I really look at it, I can’t see why.
When I think of it again… it sounds kinda weird… and I can do both… ^^
This photo??? which one do you see? do I still have a white face??? or is it my normal one… cause I cleaned my cache but it’s still the wrong pic… I guess the work computers aren’t that good :-I
I see a white face with a black slash for the mouth, a la the Joker in black and white. And I did clear my cache this morning. I don’t know where you’re going wrong if you’re trying to change it, seeing as I’ve never changed my pic. Glad you’re staying with us.
i like this one better….but then again i am morbid
My Mistress!!!
*bows down and offers his slave services*
Let’s take the bydickle for a spin shall we??
actually, i have the motordickle ready. hop on.
Yehaaa!!!!
*morbid mistress pulls a wheely but noct doesn’t fall off because of the great seats*
Let’s head to tisdale shall we??
it also helps that you are strapped down.
it’s a bit sunny in tisdale for the latex suit, you might overheat.
Oh yeah thanks for that! it was a great idea! oh nevermind the suit… as soon as we get to the rape… and honey… everythings fine!!
*closes zipper again*
Wha…tha?
*flees thread*
Ahhh okay! Thanks very much for the description!
Cause I would’ve been surprised if you found my other pic disturbing as well for I look (in my opinion) rather normal on that one ^^
glad I can ^^ Are you at home? even bloggin on your birthday… that’s so cool!!!
Today isn’t my official birthday, but I’m going away for the weekend, so I wanted my failparty today. I’m at work right now. Tonight is my birthday party IRL as well, so I thought it was appropriate. I don’t think anyone will be able to top Jules’ gift, though!
qm mandou nao fechar o vrido?!
Test
teste?
TESTES.
tastes
Mary Poppins upgraded…
Transformary??
Hey Mal! You’ve been missed around here but I am sure you’ve been told already. : GRIN :
Resourcefulness WIN!
yeah. this should be a win
Ron White is one of my fav comics. I will watch this in a little while.
Why are we wasting our time with the trolls again? Do we need a reminder of the petition we signed a while back?
Good morning and *squeeze* to all FB friends. *looks around for Ms B and Judy* I guess we’re sorta safe for now.
I don’t remember signing any petition!
Do you remember how to squeeze me?
I don’t recall any petetion either. Maybe it was a very long time back.
oh, i forgot my manners this morning!
*squeezes everyone*
I just had a really nice poo. My bumole feels relieved. Two wipes and the pants were back on.
You can’t forget your manners for you define them yourself my mistress…
*squeezes back*
I will post petition in a few minutes. Look at the bottom of post.
I don’t believe I know you Halifax but *squeeze* to you.
*turns Leila upside down*
*squeezes her gently*
*sets her down atop a tree*
Oh hello!!! I ♥ your method of squeezeology!!! : GRIN :
Good morning leila +handshake+
Gently from top to bottom, making sure to pay attention to all erogenous zones.
*squeeze*
*swoons* Oh Jules!!!! You are one in a million.
Practice makes perfect.
Wanna practice some more?
The pursuit of perfection is never ending.
True story: someone ripped my convertible top and stole a few things. I was caught in a rainstorm before I could get it repaird. Wish I had thought of the umbrella. *snork*
You have a convertible?
I’ve had two. I recently traded the last one for another.
oooh, what kind?
i would cry for days if that happened. i just got a new top put on mine because when i bought it it was falling apart all over.
*removes ‘convertible’ from post*
I like that better.
Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
I guess you think I am a troll by judging down belows comment, I said good morning no response *sniff* I worked so hard to be nice to you
*sniff*.
Oh eagles, you’re such a goose! Everyone’s just moved onto the next fail!
*squeeze*
What there is another fail?LOL
Yep, if you check just above the picture after refreshing, you can see a link to the next and last fails. That’s how I know anyway!
*hands 5 eagles an extra eagle, just in case*
Linky test, nothing to see here.
take 2
This is
justso patheticNever address a troll. Never reply directly to a troll. Always respond around troll’s posts if you must make a comment and most importantly, don’t get worked up over anything trolls say. It’s not worth it.
Sign here please
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Never address a troll. Never reply directly to a troll. Always respond around troll’s posts if you must make a comment and most importantly, don’t get worked up over anything trolls say. It’s not worth it.
Sign here please
XHalifax180
*signs with biro*
i was actually gonna put in “here” in sign but i’m not sure how to do that.
Sounds good to me.
*signs with large feather quill*
But what will i do for sport?!
*ponders… rollerball Montblanc or fountain Montblanc…*
*signs with fountain*
I think the window is broken, and then they put a umbrella on the car:P
You’re gonna have a hard time seeing the sun through that roof.
*Sigh* That’s not a fail. That’s totally a win. Half of the stuff that’s a fail are stuff that Red Green would’ve done. Is he a fail?
But this IS a fail since no duct tape was harmed in the making of this fail.
i did this once. driving 40mph…didnt work out as well as you think it would
There once was an odd type of fella,
who drove a gray Mazda Capella.
Through his window came rain,
which melted his brain,
so he blocked up the hole with umbrella.
More of a quick hack than a fail.
uh, hiney we got leak in the car roof again!
I’d call that a creativity WIN!
What umbrella? It’s a yarmulke on a Jewish car
a what??
I say win
ahahaha, now thats funny!!
Well, I think all cars should come with one!
Does anyone know where this picture was taken?
must be redmond, seattle area!!
This pic was taken in Levittown, PA…..
this car is in my apartment complex, i failed at seeing the fail
Ingenius solution!!!
Macgyver win!
that is one stupid driver