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Sex-ed class has gotten better visual aids these days.
LOL!
I like the witness who was ‘in shock’ over it. It’s a class of 16 year olds. The teacher was the one in shock, not any of the students.
Seeing as it was a drama class, they might just have thought that it was a… class demonstration.
And a dramatic one, at that
lol @ the guy who ordered the stripper and got a gorilla hahaha
Good one pigeon!
*covers head in case pigeon poops*
It’s hard to have a party with a 500lb gorilla in the room.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
SEDAGIVE!!!
Puttin’ on the riiiitz!
Blucher!! Ree hee hee he!!! (that’s the best I can do for horses)
DONKEY KONG 4 life
“Abby someone… Abby Normal. I’m sure that was the name. What hump?”
I am overweight, but hardly 500lbs!
*huffs off*
Nah, you’re just squeezable.
*squeeze*
See!
No, It’s hard NOT to have a party with a 500lb gorilla in the room.
Fair point
roflamao
haha so true
LOL!
Comment Win!
The boy was psychologically affected by this and now suffers arrested development.
You can’t suffer from Arrested Development. It was too good of a show to cause any suffering.
*gives thumbs up*
OMG – McFail – is it really YOU?!?!?
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
*BIG HUG!!*
We’ve missed you!
Hail McFail!
(Just noticed you back!)
ALL hail McFail!!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! A smurf! HA HA HA HA!!!!
EPIC HAIL
*band actually =P
I’m quite sure that something developed just fine! ;D
It was an off-the-cuffs performance.
She was looking out for moving violations.
She had to pull out the big guns for this takedown.
I’m sure the kid will not be allowed to answer her summons.
She’s on the SWAT team, so he better behave…or not.
She needed to barrow his nightstick
I’m trying to remember back to when I was 16 and in high school (it’s not easy!) and I think that if a policewoman walked into class and started stripping, I would have been in shock too. That kind of thing just doesn’t happen outside the Penthouse Forum pages.
I am surprised the woman, could even walk into the school dressed as a police woman. Plus that she did know something was wrong when she walked into a class room.
Actually if the boy was 16 doesn’t this go against some statute about exposing underage kids to sexual situations?
Probably. And yeah … uh … oh dear, how to say this delicately … I fear she wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
’she wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier.’
XD, I love that.:D
probably about as sharp as a volleyball.
and as far as getting in there, the police outfit might have been how she did get in. If it was more of a realistic police outfit, rather than a “sexy she-cop” outfit, maybe noone even thought to question it.
Maybe it was in an area where schools don’t need much security. You could have walked into my high school butt naked and no one would have stopped you for half an hour, because there was no one to do the stopping. I grew up out in the boonies though. We didn’t have a sheriff on duty at the school until 2001.
How the hell did “buck naked” become “butt naked”, anyway?
I guess file it with “wala” instead of “voilà”.
I just made the completely outrageous claim that a person could have walked the halls of my old high school in the nude, and you zeroed in on whether it’s “buck naked” or “butt naked?”
I sure did. Funny world, ain’t it?
There are even whole countries where schools don’t need much security. We don’t even have the concept of school sherrifs…
“Son, you’re about as sharp as a sack of wet mice!” Five thousand internets to whoever knows where that quote is from.
Foghorn Leghorn? I ran across this very recently, maybe it’s my memory that’s foggy …
Nope, you win. I am very impressed.
*hands ZA 5001 internets*
Awww, I wanted the internets mine are about to run ou……….
ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE MINE!
*Reads zombie survival guide*
*Grabs machete*
I afraid I’m going to have to take those from you.
*sigh*
*reaches underground and pulls out a powerful stereo system*
*pushes play – Smooth Criminal starts playing*
*a million zombies crawl from the ground around us*
*zombie hoard busts out some fresh new moves*
*a few limbs are lost in the new routine, but they’re recovered quickly*
…
ALL YOUR INTERNETS ARE BELONG TO US!
*Looks around at rock powered zombies*
I see how it’s gonna be.
*Grabs Ibanez guitar*
*Plugs in amp*
*Starts to play Dance of Death by Iron Maiden*
*My own zombie horde shows up*
Bring it!
*hoards combine to rock out together to some awesome Maiden*
…
Cute. What now?
…
*figures maybe he should share some internets*
Ohhh, Zombie dance battle! There’s something you don’t see every day!
*sits down with bowl of popcorn*
I think your thinking of “Thriller”, not “Smooth Criminal”
Hehe! Yeah, I knew something was wrong! However I wasn’t sure what it was until you put your finger on it =)
Foghorn Leghorn? Classic.
Foghorn Leghorn, thank you in advance!
lol! You’ve got to remember, though, that even a volleyball can sting if you smack it juuuuust right. ^^
That’s what she said.
Crystal Chandelier?
Where does it say the strippers name?
I’m guessing most Western European countries are significantly less up-tight about sex than we are in the USA. Maybe the gal is used to being hired by fathers to entertain their teenage sons.
But this happened in the States.
Nope — Arnold Hill School in Nottingham. According to Google, it’s in the UK.
Plus it mentions rubbing cream on her “bottom.” I don’t think many US publications would use that word. I am not sure why I think that — but “bottom” (in that context) always sounds British in my head.
The words “schoolboy” and “lad” also sound British to me.
Hmmm. Perhaps I should lay off the Monty Python & the Harry Potter.
I was thinking of Nottingham, WV, but your argument seems to make more sense.
For anyone else who would either doubt the power of Google or NS, clickie clickie!
The boy was King of the Hill for a day.
*dons gloves & other protective apparel*
*gives ZA a great big squeeze*
i wonder what they had for homework!
Monty Python & the Harry Potter? When did they make that one?
OWNED!
Don’t know about the homework, but their was an oral exam!
Yes, Arnold Hill School is in a town called Arnold, in Nottingham in the UK. Guess where I live? I know this school!
Me too! Hello, neighbour person!
My mum taught one of the kids from this class to drive. Apparently it really was as funny as it sounds
it was at my school at nottingham in england!! we’re famous! for all the wrong reasons some may say….
but yes, think the Robin Hood Nottingham, not the US notts!
my friends little sister got a right eye full….brilliant
it says underneath courtesey of the metro newspaper (a free british newspaper), also google says its in britain
As another point of argument, the measurements in the picture above the article are in metric, then converted to the standard measurements
But, but, metric IS standard *confused*
Maybe she is used to it entertaining teenage sons? Fine, I can accept that. But in school? During school hours? In front of a whole class and their teacher??
We in the states are less uptight? Must be all those teachers and catholic priests having sex with the students….
No – Europeans are less up-tight than Americans. You can tell we’re up-tight by looking at the furor over seeing Janet Jackson’s n!pple (or at least the jewelry surrounding it) for about a second and a half during the Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago. Many people were horrified at the prospect of what psychological damage that would do to their children … the children that have n!pples of their own. : old eyeroll smiley :
Yeah, but don’t you know that women and their bodies are at the root of all that is wrong and evil with this world?? C’mon! We’re the reason for the downfall of civilization!
AAAAHHH!!! My eyes!!! Too much failblog Nudity!!
The children, think of the children!
*curls into ball in corner, whimpering*
*closes trench coat*
My work here is done.
*evil grin*
M’kay! I am now no longer the woman on Fail Blog who is naked the most. Thanks for stepping up, gals!
It really figures. The one day I’m too busy, everybody gets naked. And I miss a big birthday party.
*pouts*
You made it in time to pop out of my cake. I think that counts!
Besides, those of us who lost our clothes are still wandering around naked, methinks.
Some things are just better done nekkid, ME thinks
Well, Brewski, technically I’m not naked. I do have on this very fashionable trench coat. Would you like me to model it for you?
*flashes Brewski*
Um… nice trench!
Hmmmm….. Isn’t that pipe a bit small for that trench?
I thought woman were the reason for the rise of mankind.
Rise of mankind, downfall of civilization … same thing.
It’s a good thing you’re already dead.
*sigh*
Some people still believe in the original concept of the “little death”.
That’s just… wrong.
Wait… What?
Woman would be more charming if one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
~Ambrose Bierce
*Feels faint*
*gets ready to catch Marius*
well, theyre at least responisble for the rise of penis (a)
ZING!
Free bag of kudos to anyone who can actually remember who was playing at that particular superbowl. (I only remember it because it was my local team vs some out of town upstarts that somehow managed to crap out a victory)
Arnold Hill School in Nottingham is in the UK, the age of consent here is 16; so no, not really.
In some places, that’s old enough.
In shock!? I would have pinched myself and thought i was dreaming!
I can just see it… “Dear Penthouse, I never thought something like this would happen to me…”
At least it wasn’t the gorilla-suit guy stripping…that would be more disturbing.
The only shocking thing was the finale.
She used a taser?
She was a strip-tase dancer, then.
Her next assignment was to demonstrate gun safety to the class next door.
Safety third.
Step Four: Profit?
Step Five: product quality testies, er…testing.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The Personnel Manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8.00am.
The next day at 8.45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the Personnel Manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs.
The Personnel Manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says “I am sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday, I said, your job is to give Elmo “two test tickles”.
*RIGL*
*gives Jules 2 test tickles*
:/ wow…. just wow…
*decides that this is getting creepy, even for a werewolf half-elf and runs like heck*
I preferred the climax.
I agree.. the teens all probably had the best class day in their school life! Come on! They’re 16 year olds.. not that I would recommend this, but I don’t think they will be scarred for life.. (commenting in general, not just to this user..)
It was a pun, Liz. Objectivism of women may not scar the teens, but it can cause harm to their developing attitudes if not adequately countered.
the shock isnt necessarily bad….
The agency probably felt bad for the kid and sent a stipper instead
I can just image the drama.
If it was like that in class I wouldn’t have cut so many.
Oh hell Aiki, what if it *WAS* that way on the days when people like you and I cut class?
*panics*
What!!!
But I was told there was a test…
do they have these in universities?
ok my mom and dad are dead to me now
WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!
and with that back-to-school condom sale “School fail” it also has more hands-on projects
win for all the boys that couldn’t stand up for like 30 min
the Sex-ed class is also interactive
I definitely didn’t go to the right school.
You didn’t have stripper class 101 in high school?
That gives a new meaning to AP class (advanced poledancing).
I have a friend that teaches poledancing. She… enjoys her work.
So do I!
Oh, so you’ve been to one of her classes?
No, but I am sure I have met some of her students.
Ahhhh the fine art
I just go observe class.
*THEY say it’s a great way to stay toned and in shape*
*WE believe them*
My girlfriend has told me that she wants to take a pole dancing class. And I didn’t even have to hint at it!! How lucky am I?
We did but you had to get into Running Start to get into it.
I do go to that school, and I was there… and believe me, you didn’t miss much O.o
Bearly gets a stripper too?
GCF gets the stripping gorilla.
He’ll still be happy with that.
I feel sorry for the stripping gorilla
You don’t even want to see what it does with a banana.
:sick:
We really do need that smiley!
:ick:
Worth a try…
:barf:
I think this one should be it.
:puke:
:vomit:
*doubt either will work, but had to try*
I’m not cleaning that up!
I did make a request for one. Even offered to make it. I did receive a response saying it would be passed to the right place, but have a feeling that it may just be passed up.
(No offense to Miniburger, I just know that in the scheme of things that is a much lower priority)
*has heard that “passed to the right place” line many times himself*
*knows what that means*
*holds breath*
When we get a :sick: smiley I’ll be certain to inform the blue zombie in the corner. (I was under the assumption zombies didn’t breathe)
Uh, we don’t. That was the joke.
Why are you blue then?
…make-up from making out with the girl smurf?
*repeatedly looks over this thread*
*constantly doesn’t get it*
*suddenly gets it!*
…
Oh, that. I forgot to remove a clickie from earlier. Careless zombie I am.
…
*sometimes wishes he was as clever as he often appears by accident*
You’re right. I don’t.
Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to see him “mark his birthday”.
Give the gorilla a potato instead!
Spud time for bonzo?
Oh My GOD! I learned the proper way to peel a banana yesterday. I feel so proud. I had always been trying to break off the stem part when all I needed to do was pinch the other side.
There it is (clicky)…
Does it work on nuts?
Yeah, it is amazing how much easier it is. I have known this trick since highschool, but it’s funny to see how many people are impressed with it.
*never saw that before*
*feels even more brain dead*
Nice pajamas Mr. Banana Man!
Evolution reversed. I feel a sudden urge to try this out..
*goes (off to find) bananas*
A gorilla taught me that.
I feel sorry for the party that got the gorilla instead of the stripper!
Maybe it was the gorilla their dreams?
I’m sure they all went ape over it.
A lot of monkeying around happened, I’m sure.
Yes, they were howling like howler monkeys.
(Best I got..)
Don’t be a chimp about it.
*munches rhesus pieces and watches the antics*
You arboreal thing.
*goes to look for socks*
Gibbon the situation, I think you won’t need your socks for a while!
Goodall grab the fresh fruit and swing upstairs.
Those party goers were all drinking Black and oranguTans.
…like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
Nope. That was the last fail. This is the CUDDLE PUDDLE FAIL! And we get the stripper! Okay, this side has the male strippers, that side, the female. Open bar in the middle!
Yaaay, I’m on time today!
*cuddles*
*jumps into cuddle puddle*
*stands on the right*
*won’t be disappointed either way*
*grabs jam and jumps into cuddle puddle*
.
HA!
Cannonball!
*cuddlesqueezes*
*cuddlesqueezes all*
Happy Friday, peeps!
Somebody pass me a cold one?
*passes Judy a
*
*hands Judy a cold beer while she waits for her one to warm up*
I thought that was a L…
I feel like an idiot.
Thank you, Admiral, for both!
*gently blows on the one to warm it up*
Woo Hoo!!!!
*snork*
You’re welcome, Judy.
(I know Handy Andy is the one for you.)
Heeeee….!
*dives into the cuddle puddle and squeezes all friends*
Welcome, dragon!
Have some veal?
MMMMMMMM, is that Patr…
Erm, I mean sure, thanks!
Veal Paprica!
Would that be a Lone Star Beer?
*grabs Velvet*
.
HA
*Squeeze*
*grabs aiki grabbing velvet*
.
HA!
*squeeze*
*grabs brewski with aiki in the middle*
.
Aiki sandwich!!
*Sneaks in between Brewski and Aiki*
This is my kind of sandwich!
*squeezes Judy in-between brewski and bearly*
.
There! Now we’re a club sandwich.
Wow, I’ve totally lost track of who is squeezing whom here. But I don’t really care! It’s all good.
.
Hey, anybody else want a drink? Where’s the bar? Is it open? For crying out loud, it’s Friday!
It’s indeed Friday, and you’re going to China tomorrow!
*raises glass*
Happy travels, Brewski and follow only gentle winds!
*clink*
Bon voyage and happy trails!
*clinks ‘n’ drinks*
*stares blankly at drinkie in hand*
Where did this come from?
*clink*
*drinks*
Wait, I forget, wasn’t it Cambodia?
Ah, who cares! They both start with “C”!
Did I hear “Sandwich”?
*Stares around in deranged hungry look*
Hey qwaz! Based on aiki’s map, you’re a sandwich’s throw away from me!
Hey velvet! I saw the map as well.
Tell me, when I test my Sandwich Tossing skills, what do you want on yours?
*grabs Brewski grabbing aiki grabbing Velvet*
*super duper squeezies*
If I’d have refreshed, I could be in that sandwich, too.
*pouts*
You can be the PICKLE!!!
Pickle surprise?
SURPRISE!
*snork*
Great minds yet again, Ms B!!
AARRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*snork*
Sowwy.
Where’s the pickle??
There she is!!
*squeeze*
I give up!
*squeeze*
*Jumps to cuddle with the puddle*
*SQUEEZES all Failfriends*
*perches on the bar*
May I have a beer please?
A light, dark, amber, IPA?
We aim to please. Our special today is a black and tan (Guiness carefully poured with a layer of hard cider on top; it’s a layered drink)
*LOVES black and tans*
*found “Mississippi Mud” at Trader Joes once*
*found it to be an acceptable substitute for “the real thing”*
Do you actually call them black and tans too? Or just the description of it?
(I only ask because many people look at me weird when I ask for a black and tan)
Years ago there was a bar in town (long since closed, unfortunately) where I discovered the drink, THEY called it a “black and tan”. I’ve known it as such ever since.
.
*looks back*
*suddenly realizes the difference*
.
Oh, hard cider? The ones I know usually float an ale on top of Guinness, typically Bass Ale. Different drink, same name. How confusing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_Tan
Its probably been something like a decade since I’ve made myself one of those, but looking over that article I was suddenly reminded of the pains I used to take in order to keep the layers separate when pouring it, only to turn on the stereo and have my subwoofer incorporate them.
Bass and Guinness is the drink I’ve always called a ‘black and tan.”
I thought it was Harp and Guinness.
Usually either Guinness floated on Bass or Harp. Often in the UK it’s Harp, because a lot of the pubs are owned by the brewery (not freehouses). I posted a link but it’s awaiting moderation. It’s in wikipedia.
*Stops taking off clothes*
No stripper…?
No stripping is okay.
*removes shirt*
Woo hoo! Take it off, guys!
*huge grin*
*Finishes taking off clothes*
Jumps naked into cuddle puddle.
Lookout! A naked tiger!
Awe, he beat me in.
*strips the rest of the way and joins the group*
Come’on Judy… catch a naked tiger by the tail.
*Sneaks in and grabs Aiki before Judy has a chance*
Dude… Failblog DOES read our stuff and choose fails accordingly. I knew it.
*pounces Bearly*
S’ok, Bearly, I’ll go after the naked dog!
Nope. Just got lunch. I said so before nipping off in the last fail, but it was right before the new fail, so people may have missed it.
*doggy paddles faster*
You have to catch me first.
I saw it. Just figured that was one of those “It’s not you it’s me” type lines.
Depends. Are you the world’s tallest or the world’s smallest?
Aiki, do you really think I’d ever do that? Come on! *Smooch* Now, stop reading things into what I said and enjoy the Cuddle Puddle.
*Smooch*
You’re right.
I was just fishing for the extra smooch.
You look like pretty good bait to me! *Tackles Aiki*
*hesitantly waits for Jules to answer aiki’s question*
Aw, it don’t matter!
*catches up with Jules*
*POUNCE!*
Hehe,
Nice try, but I am slippery when wet.
*squeeze out*
I would have to say I may not be the biggest dog, but I like to think I am above average.
again, *runs like heck, but this time to attack*
I think the Powers That Be are starting to schedule these things to go along with us!
But they don’t read our comments, remember.
*loves the idea of a proactive website*
Are you saying *GASP* we all power the fails?
Look at the bottom of the page:
FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments powered by the cute and insane.
I’m insane but not cute, do I still count? I like to believe I do, the purple horn says I do…
NO! The cute AND Insane.
alice, where did you ge the avatar?
*thanks the Powers*
Hey, can we use the stripper pole Brewski bought in the cuddle puddle?
*fills CC with gin and vodka for quick absorbtion*
going to the girl stripper side…
I brought the stripper! I also brought some putty knives, drop cloths, and paint brushes. Dragon was supposed to bring the duct tape. So, what did you want stripped?
I think you misunderstood. You better go back to the store and get your own duct tape.
Dangit! She sure is stingy with that tape.
She’s quite generous, I assure you.
Well now, that depends on who is being inducted, doesn’t it?
“inducted”
*Sno-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ork!!!*
*Sno-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ork!!!*
Is that a laugh or the sound duct tape makes when you pull it off of the roll?
I’m very product, as a rule…I can’t imagine any reasons for being conduct at all. But if you’re going to imply I’m ductive with anyone but the Admiral, Brewski, then you might want to DUCK!!
I’m very product, as a rule…I can’t !magine any reasons for being conduct at all. But if you’re going to imply I’m ductive with anyone but the Admiral, Brewski, then you might want to DUCK!!
You misunderstand me, dear DW! That was entirely my point.
Indiscreet induction is inconceivable.
*non-ductive squeeze*
I deducted as much!
*squeeeze!*
This Sherlock moment was brought to you by the Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival.
nerm nerm, i spelled it right…..and i intended MW’s 1st deffinition of the word. but since you put forth so much effort, i suppose we can refinish my cabinets. *squeeze*
oh, wow. this is crazy. can someone please tell me why you people do this?
*gracefully swan-dives into the cuddle puddle*
*groupsqueeze!!!*
sorry i’m late. is it time for me to “dance” yet? I brought cream
ns! *squeeze*
Looking forward to the theatrics Monday! Do you have a role in it?
Nope – not so much my thing (plus Mondays at work are often a bear). I will pop in and out to watch, though!
How was the Jeff Dunham show?
Ack – never mind. That was Leila, wasn’t it? Your avatars are too similar in color. *sigh* When I’m distracted by work (or if my brain isn’t working for some other reason), they don’t sink in properly.
I think you had it right the first time.
No, you’re right, I was the one that saw Jeff Dunham. And it was hilarious! I’ve been watching his bits on You Tube ever since. Funny guy.
P.S. nightshayde – if you clear your cache, you’ll see that I’m blue now.
*never realized Smurfette’s real name was Judy*
I saw a Jeff Dunham hour on Comedy Central last weekend. I was alone in the room, laughing my tushie off. I really need to see one of his shows in person.
We have all of his DVDs. My three-year-old will come running when he hears Peanut.
Was it moved? I thought it was announced for Tuesday?
Good thing you mentioned that, or I would have sat around all Monday afternoon waiting for the show!
I still maintain that Failblog just told me happy birthday. With a story about a stripper. *Waves at two-way mirror* Thanks, big brother!
Go with it!
Happy birthday, Bearly! Is the paint dry?
*squeeze*
Thanks, Admiral! I think all the excess already rubbed off on Aiki, but here:
*Squeezes*
*Grabs Leila’s body painting kit*
*Paints I ♥ and a dragon on his chest*
Sexy!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*squeezes Bearly and smooches the Admiral*
Glad you like my artwork, DW!
*Squeeze*
Thanks, Bearly!! It was nice of you to give a present on your birthday.
*another bear hug*
*makes a little impression on Dragon, smooch!*
OMG! I totally forgot! Thank you for reminding me, Admiral!
*Pulls out BIG box*
Brewski, this is for you. I promised a couple of weeks ago that I’d buy you a shiny new soapbox for my birthday. Leila’s been bedazzling it at night, just for you. And I don’t think you’ve noticed, but Starfish has been bedazzling… you. *Hands Brewski a mirror to check his backside*
Happy my birthday!
*whips out camera and takes a pic of Brewski’s bedazzled backside*
*gives Bearly a copy of the pic for her birthday*
Thank you! I get the best birthday presents around here! (See Jules’ gift to me two fails ago! Hehe!)
I do good work huh? He didn’t even notice the hot glue. Thanks girls for getting his pants off every day so I could finish in time.
It was a real sacrifice, but I think it was worth it. It looks lovely! Of course, with Jules’ Magic Brewski-Pants-Disintegrating Button, exposing Brewski’s backside is easier than ever! I just have to wait until he comes back from China before I can use it.
Bearly, have you tested that button to see how well it works? I wouldn’t mind seeing a demonstration before Brewski leaves.
*big grin*
What?! How’d you do that!!
How is it I always end up as a full moon, regardless of the time of month?
You’re just radiant, dear!
“We were in shock”? That poor witness must be the most easily upset person ever.
Witness must be a woman. Man would have been like “Yeah baby! Yeah!!!”.
here here…
Coulda been worse the guy in the gorilla suit could’ve started stripping.
Well if a good-looking guy was in the gorilla suit, that wouldn’t have been fine with me.
Would have been fine!
*headdesk*
Freudian slip?
*hands ten-spot to old bald chubby guy to dress up in gorilla suit and strip for Lurk*
Here, Lurk, I got something for you that you’ll really like!
Woo. Hoo? Why do I always have men like this hanging around me? Do I have a loser magnet or something?
*confused*
*slides up close to Lurk*
Hey honey, can I get you a drink? You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants…
*eyes Jimbo’s Superman physique*
I just love a man in… tights.
*bats eyes at Jimbo*
*slides Lurk a rufiecolada*
Drink up little lady, I have a feeling this is gonna be a good friday.
*starts creepily rubbing Lurk’s leg*
Ooh, thank you! Let’s dance first.
*puts drink down and drags Jimbo onto dance floor*
*finds and drinks unattended fruity beverage*
I feel fuzzy.
*tries to dance*
*looks like a white guy having a seizure*
How do you like my Thriller moves?!
Uh-oh, it’s a good thing the pic above the story isn’t in the shot. There might have been some MORE legal trouble with the Guinness people!
HA! We both had the same thought! See! VV
*squeeze*
*squeeze* I think a number of us FBer’s are on similar wavelengths.
Better pull out the naughty bits filter!
That somehow sounds dirty!
*whips out naughty bits*
Filter that!
*shock eye bulge*
If you insist!
*whips out strainer with itty-bitty holes*
Now, this might sting a bit…
Wait till you hear the wine you’ll get with that pressing.
Only if the dogs are terrorists.
Best. Birthday. Ever.
FB is asking for it again! The picture above the stripper article is about GUINNESS!!!!
Yum! Beer…
Where?!?!
*Slides a cold pint down to Brewski*
Packing is always easier when drunk.
Don’t get him drunk! He’ll be too hung over in the morning and might get on the wrong plane!
Cambodia anyone?
I think things could get hot and steamy there. Let’s go!
Poor Brewski… even on his day I still get you.
Lucky lucky me!
Brewski didn’t even give me my birthday spankings. I can tell when I’m not wanted. *Sniff*
*flies in and tackles Bearly*
*gives bearly 23 smooches*
Sorry, my spanking paddle got repossessed, I was behind on payments.
Oh. Ok. *Happily returns smooches*
That was a bum rap!
*offers Brewski a hairbrush as a replacement*
Did it just get warm in here?
I’ll give them to you in his stead.
Damn it. Refresh. Again!
Ha! Ya snooze ya lose. :p
I would still like to be spanked, please and spank you.
Well, only if it’s Brewski or Aiki. I fear for my safety if others participate.
*holds Bearly down so Aiki can do the hono(u)rs*
Just be thankful this isn’t your 60th birthday! Then aiki would get blisters on his paws.
If it was my 60th birthday and I was being spanked by a sexy young tiger, I think I would be counting my blessings and not worrying about how many spankings I was getting.
It’s about dogs in Guinness, look at them.
And this article make me google the dogs. And I found the largest one just got his leg amputated. I don’t fee so good.
Yes, no monkeying around at that school.,
LOL How old was he turning?
Re-read the article. It’s in there.
I never got anything nice like that when I turned 16.
I got laid.
shit!!!! Did NOT mean to hit “add comment”!!!
You’re really working blue these days.
*squeeze*
I bet you didn’t.
Bad girl I thought you said you where still a virgin?
No, she was just singing along to “Like a Virgin” in the last fail.
Sorry you where right Bearly.
But I’m more interested in the tall a** dog record above.
lol same thing happened in my country
Stripperslovakia?
Burlesquistan?
Poleland?
Indoteaseia?
Bangladesh?
Canada?
Bulge-aria?
Hungary?
Bangkok?
(please disregard the fact that Bangkok is a city and not a country)
Djibooty?
Pastiestan
I think the great part is that his mom sent it. I can just îmagine how that went.
Mom: How was shool today?
Son: Good!
Mom: Did you get your present?
Son: Heck yeah, but next year can you see if you can find one with bigger boobs?
Mom:?!?
*snork!!!!*
I have a funny true story along those lines. About five years ago, my offered to get me massage for my birthday. She took me to this little massage parlor that her and her boyfriend had been going to for years. The massage started out pretty normal I guess, I had never had one so I didn’t know what was normal. I thought it was odd that I was totally naked and the lady removed the towel that was covering my butt. No big deal. After about 40 minutes, the lady asked me to roll over, I didn’t think too much of it at the time. Well, needless to say, the rest of the massage was a little more sensual. Then she stopped and said, “OK your done, happy ending cost extra”. I politely declined and she left. On the way home, I told my mom what had happened and she was shocked. Needless to say, my mom’s boyfriend had some explaining to do as he never mentioned it to her. My mom said “I wondered why his massages took longer than mine”. True story.
I just noticed I failed to mention it was my mom that took me there for my birthday.
How much “extra”?
I didn’t ask because I didn’t bring any money with me because my mom was paying.
Question is, if you had it, would you have paid the extra money for a happy ending?
That’s a good question. My first thought is to say no, but you have to understand that I was very arroused at the moment so my judgement was skewed. I was also not in a relationship (I would consider that cheating). I guess it might have hinged on the price. Maybe for like 20 bucks I would have said yes, but my suspicion is it would have been more.
I would be it was more too.
I agree with you that it would be considered cheating if you were in a relationship.
” But I stopped her at 12 pumps!”
Larry David….just saw this a couple nights ago.
That’s funny. It reminds me of a joke I told my wife. I said, we need a signal for when you want to have sex. Pull on it once if you’re in the mood and 200 times if you aren’t.
*bwahahaha!*
Oh god, I laughed so hard at that!
*looks nervously around hoping nobody hears*
STARFISH!!!!!!
*I wonder how many pulls it really takes?*
Jenny!!! I’ll try to count next time, but the fact that I’m counting might skew the results (like thinking about baseball).
20 bucks? Let me guess, she … um … wasn’t that cute.
No, she was a cute little Asian lady. I just have a problem with spending money for something I can get for free. She did have a clever marketting scheme going though, getting you arroused before making her pitch. I call that the bait and switch.
I call it rub and tug.
THAT was your problem with the situation??
Pretty much. If she had just done it without asking for money, I don’t think I would have stopped her. I would never pay for something like that.
But it’s okay if someone else pays for it?
No, I meant it’s ok if given freely.
Personally I have no big problem with prostitution, as long as the person is in that line of work willingly. Often it’s a recipe for abuse though. I can’t 1magine doing that kind of job, personally.
How about impersonally?
I philosophically have no problem with it when the industry is regulated and the workers’ rights are protected and their health care is tended to.
But the thought of sex with some random stranger who won’t remember me amidst their other numerous encounters, who is doing it out of a sense of industry and duty rather than pleasure or intimacy makes my skin crawl.
*deletes comment*
Well said.
Let me add back:
The belief that adults should be free to conduct themselves as they choose within the law trumps my other philosophical problems with prostitution. Getting at the reasons why someone would choose prostitution is where the real difficulties begin.
It probably has the same alure as being an Alaskan Crab fisherman. The hours suck, work conditions are terrible, it can be dangerous, and you are definitely going to catch crabs, but the pay is great and you don’t need an education or experience to do it.
I was fine until the “definitely going to catch crabs” comment and now people are looking at me. TGIF.
I wish the story had a happy ending.
*vomits up a ‘c’ of envy*
*tosses the ‘c’ up to Jules*
I see FB is noming on my comments again.
Book ‘em, Danno!
Oh… you don’t look like Danno. But feel free to frisk me!
Honestly, Brewski, with some of the women on this blog, I’m surprised you got away with saying that and not getting pounced on.
.
.
.
*pounce!
Somebody had to do it! Couldn’t let you go to China feeling unloved!
Oops!
*helps Judy frisk Brewski*
*frisks Brewski, taking extra care in certain areas*
*orders a cavity search for Brewski*
Yikes!! I was just speaking as the school-kid there!
But I guess I won’t complain.
Um, you guys missed a spot.
*points*
Oops! Can’t let him go with a missed spot!
*rubs*
I don’t think he liked the gift.
You know, taking a drama class and all.
FYI: Taking drama does not indicate sexual orientation.
I think he was referring to the boy, um… not swing that way.
I know. I stand by my statement.
You are correct Avis. In highschool, I played football and was in the drama department. Since then, two members of drama have come out of the closet and two members of my football team have as well.
The first thing that popped into my head since there are two pairs of people coming out is were the drama pair a couple and the football pair another couple. The second thing is the two football players being with the two drama people. Assuming of course all four people coming out were guys.
Oh, I thought you meant he liked to be on top.
*headdesk*
Agreed. Hot chicks flock to drama classes and you get “refined” points for being there.
Yeah, I wish I could agree all the way with you Avis but…Not all the time true, but I remember seeing a good portion of the drama boys in school and thinking how “fabulous” they were. I mean not to offend.
I get your (and his^) point, but that is a broad generalization. I never understood why more (straight) guys didn’t take Drama. The class is almost entirely girls!
Yup, that’s why I was there. Followed a girl, like the hormonal 16 year old I was. It was a fun class though, even if she was never interested in me.
Too bad you weren’t as good with the ladies as I was…
Girls were always like, “Hey technicolor what are you doing sniffing my bra?”, “Hey move away from that window!”, “I have pepper spray”, “My boyfriend Scott will break you”, “You don’t sit next to me, you don’t even have this class”.
They talked to you?
Oh yes ZA. Quite the ladies man. I’ll give you some pointers.
Pointer #1: Try to keep your body parts from falling off your body.
Pointer #2: Girls find it flattering when they discover the video camera you hid in their bathroom. It’s a common misconception that this sort of thing is creepy.
Pointer #3: They also love paying for everything when you go out, and make sure to go to monster truck rallies they love that.
slow down!
*frantically taking notes*
*Slows down time*
Just take your time, don’t forget to make them drive.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
Boys will be boys Dragon.
*Pat pat pat*
I suck at acting anyway. I would have gotten stage fright, passed out, and farted on myself. Perhaps not in that exact order.
Believe it or not, stage fright is a GOOD thing. If you channel it properly it can give you a lot of energy that makes for a great performance.
*Took drama class*
*Isn’t oriented (sexually) towards men*
Did not take drama class, but that is one sexy tiger!
You know just how to make a tiger feel special.
Does that mean you are disoriented?
Didn’t the strpper find it the LEAST bit unusual that she was stripping in a school?
Of course if i ere the boy, I’m not sure I’d care.
Strippers aren’t paid to think!
She probably thought it was strange but WTF, she better get her money. Or maybe this type of thing happens quite often.
I know a couple girls in that line of work, they aren’t strippers because of mental agility and smart career planning. (I live three blocks from a strip club, they’re neighbors.)
If it was before lunch the kids probably even had dollar bills
Oh no. Milk money?
*Hides*
See, this is exactly what I was thinking. Stripper fail, LoL.
I would love that susprise!
hahahahaha
*surprise
Kids nowadays are so spoiled!!!
The sad truth.
All I usually got on my birthdays was a beating and the dinner of my choosing.
Oh how times fly…
You got dinner?
Yes
I don’t know why he is complaining. I didn’t get any dinner.
OMG!!! Did we all grow up in the same orphanage????
I am asking for a grill cheese sandwitch this year.
Is that a type of witch that lives in the desert?
Yay, Child Neglection 4tw!
4 the waffles?
Yum! I’ll take 4 waffles, please! Do you have any fresh fruit to go with it?
I have a partially used banana?
Don’t ask.
But I MUST
Apparently you missed all the vomit. ^^^
There goes my late lunch!
Meal loss count +1
(seriously we need one of these around here)
No kidding. My mom forgets my birthday nowadays. Sad thing about it is, she remembers my hubbys!
Ouch!
Dinner?!?! You got dinner on your birthday?!?! All I ever got was the beating.
Really? *sad face*
Why wasn’t I in that class? T_T
She probably gave him a smallwood.
What a cool mom!!
Imagine the kid’s embarrasement if they HADN’T made the mistake! What 16 year-old wants a guy in a gorrila suit showing up at school for their birthday?
Totally! Stripper beats out gorilla suit any day! … O_O what about the poor guy who ordered a stripper? We can only hope that he was a furry, and that everything turned out okay. I’ll bet the dude in the suit would be kinda ticked, though…
To Starfish: this is how I know I am spending way too much time on FB. Someone @ my house was cutting up a starfruit and showed me a slice. Guess what I shouted? STARFISH!!!!
*dying of embarrassment*
LOLOLOLOL!!!
Pound a brewski, go out, rent a car from Avis and look up at the sky, see 5 the eagles? Say hi to your Granny, but don’t be a FB Zombie.
This is not going to help me at all tech.
hehehe!!!!
If you start yelling “Yes, Granny, yes!!!” during sex, then you definitely need to see a therapist. Or destroy your PC.
Says the guy who screams ‘Woo Hoo’ during a blow job.
Doesn’t everybody?
Actually, I yell “geronimo!” I believe the spirit of a dead indian chief is the thing that got me there in the first place, so he gets a shout out.
Geronimo is what Wallace yells out.
my fav is “shazam” that would be him yelling that, not me. yikes! we were too drunk to be getting it on that night, he doesn’t even remember saying it……. *sighs nostalgicly*
I yell “Nuts”
“Shazam”?!?!
*rofl!*
rofl indeed
wooops – back to “work” – laterz
He likes Captain Marvel, does he?
*snorkity!*
oh, and go the the gallery while you’re out and you’ll see me!!
That’s so sweet. I ordered Veal Parmesan (SP?) the other night (sorry) and I thought of Patricia.
LMAO!!!!! It’s not even the same species (nor the right spelling of Patrica).
My bad. I thought Patrica was a baby cow. What species is she?
Hey, when it comes to meats I know nothing. I thought veal was sheep. No?
No.
Veal is Patrica.
*sneaks in quietly*
*samples some uncooked Patrica*
*understands why people keep eating her*
*still likes brains more*
Mmmm… Patrica Piccata for me, please.
*holds out plate*
*drools*
Shhh! It’s veal paprica!
Ooops. Silly me.
As long as it will have a lemon-white wine sauce with capers.
*drools some more*
Abso-smurf-alutely!
Huh? I thought Patrica was a calf?
My bad.
*goes to her usual corner*
We don’t send people to corners for not knowing about foods they don’t eat. We don’t persecute around here.
A class dealing with arrested development.
3 mins.
Son of an Admiral!
*squeeze*
*Squeeze*
*Kicks tower*
*snork-squeeze*
*Squeezy*
What the heck? My screen is not refreshing properly.
Bang the screen on the desk a few times then shake it. Works for me every time.
Are you failblogging using an etch-a-sketch again?
*shows up in a policewoman’s outfit*
*sets up pole, turns on “bow-chicka-wow-wow!” music*
*tears off police uniform to reveal….a gorilla costume!*
*squeeeeeezes the Moomin and escapes into the wild*
Wild? I was bloody livid!
Who was that masked gorilla?
… and why is she leaving a smoke trail?
What’s shakin’, Dragon?
*wiggledances*
Me!
*zips up*
*puts seat down*
*washes hands*
I’m back. What did I miss?
*snork*
Dayum, you’re fast!
Try turning it on. If you’re having difficulty doing so, try taking the outer casing off another monitor in front of it.
I was working while on failblog. Had waaaaaay too much open. Memory chocked.
My memory chocks sometimes, too. Usually when I’ve had too much to drink.
I wonder if Gibson ate Boo Boo. About one mouth-full, I’d guess.
And what about the guy who got the gorilla?
That’s exactly what I wondered after reading this win XD
He was expecting a stripper for his bachelor party. Probably got piss drunk with the ape.
LOL, imagine a bachelor party with entrainment by Larry the friendly gorilla
class Stripper {void strip(Schoolkid x) {
x.stun();
}
}
class Prison inherits Stripper {boolean childMolestation = true;
boolean confinement (Stripper hoe) {
return childMolestation;
}
}
You guys are pretty (C)# !!
META wins on both.
Wie geil =)
So what would you like best? The birthday stripper or the birthday gala for the blind kid featuring a (possibly jewish) Lil Wayne impersonator?
(I’d go see the second one. strippers you can see everyday, that birthday gala must have rocked)
I agree with you, but I have strippers for neighbors. A possibly jewish lil wayne impersonation however, would be a story I would tell for years.
There once was a young man named Ray,
and much to his teacher’s dismay,
a stripper showed her ass
to his whole drama class.
That’s one helluva sixteenth birthday!
3rd period is always a riot.
Oh, please don’t say “period” when discussing a stripper. Thanks.
Or colon. Especially if potatoes are involved.
It would certainly make for a more colorful performance.
Ew.
I’m guessing that I should be pleased that’s blocked here at work. >.>
NO CLICKIE!!!!
*runs and hides*
Heehee! You can hide with me.
NS, how late will you be tonight?
I should be leaving at about 8pm PDT (same as FailBlog time). I’m working Monday, so I don’t have to have everything done by the time I leave today.
I thought of you earlier today as I was eating cherry tomatoes picked from one of our Topsy Turvys. We’ve got some excellent zucchini growing, too. As soon as the bigger tomatoes are ripe, I plan to make that tomato tart thing. *drool*
A quick “hello” to you, NS, AA, DW. I’m logging off, have a good night.
*squeeze*
Have a great, safe, amazing trip, Brewski!
I am buried in tomatoes today. It’s time to make some gazpacho soup!
Goodnight, Brewski. Safe travels,
Argh, I missed him.
Oh well, Have a great time Brewski.
Safe travels and bring back a good story for us, Brewski!
MMMMmmm…gazpacho. YUM!
I may add some pineapple to it since I have some left over from another dish. I’ve never done that before, but I think it will work if I keep the flavor at an accent level.
I should do more work — but I’m sleepy and totally uninspired. Maybe I’ll just go shopping now & work my tushy off on Monday.
Have a nice weekend, Failpeeps!
Bye! Don’t buy something that even I would call “Unfabulous”.
(I just tell people what they want to hear most of the time so it has to be bad)
Heh — not random shopping, actually. I swim laps, so I go through swimsuits (which are normally pricy) very quickly. The kind I get is on sale nearby so I can go stock up.
OK — really leaving work now.
*waves goodbye*
‘Night, Night.
G’night!
*squeeeeze*
EW, indeed!
Very nice Limerick man clap clap clap.
Yes. SB, is that you? Where are you??
OMG! The dog-father! How could this be???
OMG! I tewtally went to that school……nothing like that happened when I was there. FAIL!
You missed out.
Well… I guess anyone could get a guy in a gorilla suit and a policewoman stripper mixed up.
That would make one large stripper…
Official WIN
That’s hilarious. I bet he was very embarrassed, but happy. Haha…
am i the only one that wanted to see the pair of dogs in the article above?
No. No you weren’t.
The Dane’s name is Gibson. You can find him (and the picture that went with the article) at http://www.gibsondog.com
http://pics.livejournal.com/ecctv/pic/00afe831
yeah, one witness was shocked, while he enjoyed rubbing cream on her bottom… he definitely would have done that, when all people were in a shock…
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Charlie
Play that weird minor chord!
“Would you like some cream on this peach, sir. I see you have cream already!”
Off topic, I live in Nottingham and very close to that school so this has more of a funny factor to me, muahahaha.
*feeling wicked …*
*steals the word “some”*
*replaces it with the word “to”*
*Rubs hands together in excitement knowing Lisa will find out. Good one Zombo man. She is going to freak out!
*Rubs hands together in excitement knowing Lisa will find out. Good one Zombo man. She is going to freak out!*
You know, I’ve visited Sherwood Forest. Oddly enough, it’s in Simi Valley…
What flavour is the cream. Lisa?
Im one up on you XD
I went to that school AND was friends with the guy.
I like Nottingham, although it has the world’s scariest bollards. Have you seen those metal children? Freaked me out.
*looks up bollard in the dicitionary*
You…you’re afraid of traffic-diverting posts??
You should see the though XD they are scary…
c’mon people what is this? 15th century blog?
i had sex when i was 14 so did most of my friends i cant belive you people are shoked if 16 year olds see a stripper?
this just in: NO BIG DEAL!
When you were 14 you had sex with a stripper?
He was the stripper, and technically sex is with two people..
He may have swapped hands..
i dont know where u from, but in europe its the most normal thing, you should try to find a 16 year old virgin here, its nearly impossible
so far i only met one here… and sadly its my current gf..
Judgin by the way you talk it’s gonna STAY that way.
I’m from Europe, and I think you’re weird. First for having sex at fourteen, and second for know that it’s “nearly impossible” to find a 16 year old virgin. Spent a lot of time researching that, I guess?
At school, apparently. With 30 of his closest classmates. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Are you saying that if a stripper came to your highschool class you wouldn’t be psyched? Or did you miss the fact that this was called a ‘win’ and not a ‘fail’?
I would want to ace that class, if you know what I mean.
The guy was in a friggin Drama class. A female stripper probably didn’t do a damn thing for him
Yeah, she could have waited till Sports Class.
*Took Drama*
*Quite enjoys scantily clad women, they do a damn thing for him*
OMG … He probably died…
Im just taking the piss out of the dumbasses on youtube… don’t flame plz…
Oh, Dragon! NabsterHax would like some flame, please!
Happy to oblige….!
*takes a deep breath*
*puts on sunglasses*
*sits back to enjoy the show*
*dons welding mask and asbestos bodysuit*
*checks rear of asbestos bodysuit for sabotage*
OK, all set!
*lowers rear flap in Brewski’s asbestos suit to show his bedazzling behind when he’s not looking*
*Applies sunscreen*
*Checks that phone is nearby to dial 3333 if necessary*
*Settles in beside Lurk*
*Changes underwear*
*Gets out marshmallows*
*Brings Graham Crackers and chocolate bars*
*Brings Kahlua*
(Favourite camping treat: toast a marshmallow quickly so that the outside can be pulled off like a little cup, fill with Kahlua, and NOM. Soooo good.)
OMG Chan’s here!
Sounds yummy, I’m definitely trying that the next time I go camping.
OMG Scott’s here!
Really good win.
Beats at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BRXEL21GHM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE1hRCSKbRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrxX9-dTuE
Riiight…
My birthday is coming soon.
I want that for bday too!
ME want! Me want!!!!
He wasn’t an underage kid, the age of consent in the UK is 16.
Similar situation happened in the film, “Parenthood” with Steve Martin.
Well, It seems my time here is done for the day/ weekend.
Brewski: Have a nice trip, be safe.
Other Fellow FailBloggers: Have a nice weekend, be safe.
Goodbye all!
Safety is our 3rd priority! Have a great weekend! Bye!
OMG, so hilarius XD
Man, this was the best birthday present ever…. LMFAO
I used to go to that school (y) The guy who got the stripper was one of my friends, but i wasnt in the same class as him sadly… XD
xD I was already aware of this, I’m at the same school and in the same year in fact. Good to see it made its way onto failblog eventually.
There’s one thing I don’t get (well, two, if you count a mother hiring a guy in a gorilla suit for a 16 year old, which to makes things worse would visit his class, so he’d probably be bullied for years afterwards): didn’t the stripper think something wasn’t correct when she entered the school, or at least when she entered the classroom?
ahahah this was on the news the other night! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iswdHQgFwLk
HELLO IS ANY ONE STILL HERE!!!!
I IS STILL HERE!
I IS ALSO…in fact gotta catch some sleep.
See ya!
I’m not here, I left a while ago.
I’m with the undead guy.
I’m with the blue lady.
Oh good, then there isn’t anyone here to enjoy this Friday clickie someone at work sent me. I’m still trying to put my guts back in my sides!
My favorite line:
“I must confess that I experienced a brief flash of doubt, but I overcame it, knelt down a careful eighteen inches from the pipe, and lit the mortar.”
Notice how he misspelled “intelligence” (doubt).
My guts held up, but barely!
Love it, ZA!
LOL! I can picture the Mythbusters experimenting with that…
Hello nightshayde. What is the plant nightshade first name?African violet.?
I read it Zomboman it was good lucky for the guy LOL
Hello alice
best birthday EVA!!
I agree, though I don’t know who Eva is.
There’s no need to cry for her, then.
Why would you cry for someone on their birthday, AA?
You were laughin so hard since they got caked in the face.
She went through much suffrage.
Old, but gold.
Poor kid, he’s probably traumatised for the rest of his life. He’ll probably freak out upon seeing a police woman for teh rest of his life.
I assume by “freak out” you mean “need to cover his groin”.
Well, at least it was in drama class! They are usually a little more open-minded in those classes and it could almost be considered a ‘performance’ yea, although a little out of the ordinary.. (I can’t find the original comment that referred to it being in a drama class, but this comment was inspired by it..)
Um….Drama class? Hello, they probably should have sent a policeMAN
Hello, my totally incorrect man. Would you, by chance, own a cemetery?
Wasn’t this an episode of the Flintstones?
Wow I can’t believe it. Actually I can, I mean it is printed right there in the article. It is still amazing though. Just think about it – there is an actual dog only 4 inches tall.
I wanted to know more about Booboo and Gibson!
LOL!!! Thats my old school!!!!!!
then you defently picked the wrong time to change xD
That was my old school D:
It got burnt down a few years ago, hasn’t improved much then?
WIN
what kind of mom sends a man dressed as a GORILLA to a 16 years-old boy’s school anyway ?
That was my first thought!
i would totally want that for my b-day
16 years old. Male. In a drama class? His response might have been a bit limp wristed. Shoulda sent a male stripper.
Wow, gayest comeback ever!
That was an epic win.
I hope this isn’t Nottingham, England. Actually, thinking about it, it’s pretty hilari-arse!
I feel bad for the guy at the bachelor party who got the gorilla instead.
ROFL!!Indeed!
Especially if there was a guy inside the gorilla costume.
What I wanna know is did she realize she walked into a room of 16 year olds? And if she did, did she care? (the last one is probably no.)
I sense a presence…
Could it be…?
*looks around on the rooftops*
Is… Is the Blog Monster here?
*quietly watches Qwaz from classified location*
Drama Classified?
HA! Heat vision goggles are my friend!
*waves to Ninja*
Hey, thats not fair!Life isn’t fair. *Grabs heat vision goggles and waves back to Qwaz*
be careful! you might need to blur out the guinness world record name in the caption above the article. you don’t want to get another uptight guinness lawyer on your butts, do you, oh fail blog?
but maybe its okay because they werent the fail this time around…
But Fail Blog did post a picture of their name without authorization...Wish I could be that boy oh yeh?
Best day of your teenage life...Almost the opposite of the day he would have had if the gorilla had shown up.I wish i had a miexd up mom like that…
Gimmi strippers, mom! XD
I wish my birthday party had that…
Better than a man in a gorilla suit, I guess…..
This is very old. Two to three years ago. I was in Nottingham when it happened.
A guy in a gorilla suit for a 16-year-old. Yeah, right. His mother was just covering it up for him.
XD!!a birthday that he will remember,but he wont be able to tell his grand children XD
Some how I really don’t believe a parent would send their 16 yr old a Gorilla. WTF!?
LOL at the guy who ordered a striper and got a gorila xD
It was probably an intentional “mixup” ’cause someone felt bad the kid was going to a stupid gorilla. A stripper is way better! I would have been stoked. I’ll rub lotion on that bottom.
The real fail here was the mother who thought a gorilla might be a good idea.
On the other hand, perhaps she didn´t like her son very much and thought the others would get rid of him afte the show (what I imagine they would have). Now her son is the local king at the school. Or perhaps it was an arranged thing from the beginning to get her nerdy son more friends in that case it was a Win, not a fail.
666th!
666 Failures in Communication
A class of 16 yr olds???? maybe it’s a typo because why would they’ve tried to get a guy in a gorilla suit for their 16 yr. old kid?????
haha FTW fail
Win for him. Fail for his parents.
i seen that! in the newspaper
This… is quite possibly the greatest thing Ive ever seen
Man…
If I had got that for my 16th birthday I would’ve been the most popular kid in school until graduation!
Thanks for nothing, mom and dad!
Haha. I know the person it happened to. (My school
)
Hurr Surr, bloody hiller.
Why the hell would parents send their 16-year old son a gorilla? There’s something weird going on here. But for you people who say that the real fail is the parents, read the picture: Birthday WIN. There’s no fail here, it’s a WIN! Can’t you see that?
Why the hell would parents send their 16-year old son a gorilla? There’s something weird going on here. But for you people who say that the real fail is the parents, read the picture: Birthday WIN. There’s no fail here, it’s a WIN! Can’t you see that?
And the teach let this just happen? Doesn’t sound very probable. But maybe that’s how they roll in Nottingham.
I go to Christ The King (did) which is close to Arnold Hill. I mutually know the guy who it happened to. We roll deep homie. Nah JK. Were all just a bunch of white kids.
whats so birthday win about the two extreams in dog size meeting in front of the white house to mark world record day?
I’m sure this has already been said, but aren’t strippers supposed to be “responsible adults,” too? Wouldn’t you get to the address and know there had been a mistake?
Wow, if she allowed him to rub lotion on her bottem, shouldn’t the teacher have done something??
That would not make my day…that would make my life, just amagine how cool that kid is now.
Say yeah my mom got me my own stripper my sophomore year in high school.
He could just leave out the gorilla part…
I took the piss out of him about the gorilla.
how do you confuse “gorilla” with “sexy policeman”?
haha I was in that class. It was hilarious =] I got stopped by the press on the way home too XD not my quote in this article though.
Can you give a link? Didn’t know so many hillers are on FB.
Haha what exactly do you want a link of?
I have a load of newsparer articles and all that, and one with a quote from me in XD, if thats the kind of thing you mean…
Anyone see the similarities between “man dressed in a gorilla suit” and “sexy policewoman”?
Oh man, nothing exciting like this happened in my school, except for the wild wolverine during a break and a wild black bear in the parking lot, but that it’s. This is definitely better than those two.
Thats my school, well my old school lol!
lol my 16th birthday was yesterday and i didnt get any stripper….. LUCKY!!!!!!! lol
I fail to se the fail here
can’t be a birthday gift
only amreicans can se the fail here
AHAHAHA lol at the dog article above it
hahahahaha
Dude
it’s not in the right newspaper font.
FAAKE.
Its not fake, I live in Nottingham, and I went to Arnold Hill School at the time, it is a true story (Nottingham is in England btw)
omg that happend ages ago, i know loads of people that go to that school, my school is just behind it, Christ the King school XD
yer it did happen ages ago, and your school IS close by
If I were a 16 year old boy & my mom sent a man in a purple goirilla costume to my drama class, I’d be embarassed, but if I were a 16 year old boy & my mom sent a stripper to my class, I’d thank her.
wow, that’s one form of specialized education! sign me up!
sweet luky kid i wish i was you
win for birthday boy…? hahahh~
I thought this was fail blog. That sounds like a winner to me. Too bad this is photoshopped. Nice dream though
photoshopped my ass
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-492329/Mother-sent-stripper-schoolboys-classroom-birthday-treat.html
You would have thought that the stripper would have thought “hang on … something’s not quite right here” when she walked into a class full of school children … and there was a teacher there … and the address given had the word “Highschool” in the title.
Also, getting a man to show up in a gorilla suit for a 16 year-old’s birthday? In his class even? What the hell kind of a person hires a man in a monkey-suit for their kid’s 16th? It’s like your dad taking you out for a pint for your 18th and finding that he’s not taken you to a pub, he’s taken you to Jungle-Kids … and there’s a clown … trying to make you laugh by pulling faces at you and trying to get you to hold the balloon and go bobbing for apples.
… No, I’m not reminiscing
I’m 17 for another week and have yet to have that happen to me XD
°eep, sorry, correcting myself. 16 year-olds aren’t children, they’re legally adults once they reach the age of 16. But still.
“Hmm, now which on of these 16-year-olds hired me? And why is the teacher giving me weird looks?”
wow… the kids probably thinking… fml
That is one lucky *mix-up* or *up-mix*.
OH YEAHHHHHHHH! That Would Make Kids Do That!
LMAO I wish I was still at that school when that happened, it wouldnt happen now, they keep the gates locked LOL. Someone should put his FB on here, his mum is a ledgend, and it is a such a blatent lie about the gorilla, if I am thinking of the right person, his mum is a pro clown!!!! What does that say about the family???
I know a few peoples from that school. Who you thinkin’ it is….. The pupil not the mum….=P
Mom’s fail (guy in gorilla suit) turns into win
maybe mum asked for a birthday suited gorilla and got a ‘gorl’ in a birthday suit.
i think that he got a gorilla and then……… i dont know what happened
Lucky bastard.
OMG!!! you would earn bragging rights in front of u’r mates for the rest of u’r life!!!and just imagine beeing 16 and gettin a strip show DURING SCHOOL!!! lol…lucky guy!!!
i would love if that hot teacher from the next class come and give us a little fun, we really want to play! shes so wild! also she is asian (double hot) and have a nice ass and huge tits. when she does not look we always stare her
haha I heard about this! I live right near that school aswell!
omg this happened at my old secondary school :O i wish i was their lol
my mate was so happy afterwards tho he didnt admit it Daniel loved it all, i was there
What i am wondering is how come she didnt consider the fact that there had been a mistake in the order when she stepped into a classroom filled with 15-16 year olds.
no not really what i am wondering is why my mother has never done something like this for me… i call parenting fail!
The agency probably wanted to do a kid a favor and make him seem cool by sending in a stripper instead of a gorilla. Honestly? A man in a gorilla suit for his sixteenth birthday? The poor kid would have been mortified. And why do strippers and people in gorilla suits work at the same agency? Interesting company.
HOLY SHIT!!!
I’m from Nottingham!!!
That’s my mates school LOL
I never knew about this…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
george maybe you should consider being transferred there ^^
Hawt
Gorilla suits are soooo last seaon.
That is one heck of a win !!!
are you people ever serious?!
I clearly remember reading this in the Metro, several months ago. I was going back from school actually, and I lol’d in the train! Epic Win that was.
The funny thing is, in Britain “high schools” don’t exist. He have secondary schools, which includes what Americans would call “middle” and “high” school. That means the stripper could have been witnessed by those as young as 11.
Who is this kid im goin to his next birthday!
HAHA arnold hill school, I’ve been past it on the way to tescos!!!! wtf that is so close to me
Well, What’s worst? a Gorilla for a 16 years-old or a stripper?
Err, That question is hard… <.<
Haha I live in Nottingham! How come I never heard of this??