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Hmmm… is that what you would call splitting a load?
It’s not a lowrider?
Whatever it was it’s now a no-rider.
The low rider is a little higher.
Great minds WIK
VVVVVV
*squeezesmooch*
*squeezesmooch back*
But don’t tell Bearly… she might be a little jealous.
I think she’s busy with Moomin, I won’t tell. promise.
Ahem. I go away to eat lunch, and this is what I find when I come back?! *Pouts*
Sorry… Want to join?
Well, it is a day starting with T… but that’s not Abstract… Oh, what the hey!
Aiki! What’s going on here!
*taps foot*
Congo practice?
Oh, just you wait until tomorrow, Brewski. Friday nights are always the best.
Congo? Are you planning a jungle expedition? I know the Congo is hot and all does that explain the conspicuous lack of certain articles of clothing?
Says the man with no pants…
Slap Fail #2, haha
What can I say, I am a shameless flirt. :angle:
But you know that you are first.
*ROFFLE @ :angle:!!*
:angel: And of course, I’m nothing of a flirt myself! But when you’ve got a tiger by the tail… you don’t let go!
*Gently reverses Aiki’s l and e to give him an :angel:
Hee!! We see your angle, aiki.
*facepalm*
I always knew I was acute!
Much better than being obtuse.
There’s something about that that’s just not right.
Perhaps this is going off on a tangent, but I saw the sines of Aiki’s angle early on.
Those are polar opposites.
Don’t listen to them Bearly. You really are my ray of sunshine here! They are just jealous of the degree of attention I give to you!
This discussion is a bit overly protracted. But I didn’t trust that look you were radiiating.
Hey let me give you some supplimentary info…
I happen to be very complimentary towards all people here and I have no alternate angles.
I know it can get triggy to avoid the affections of others, Aiki, but I hope I’ve made my feelings for you quite plane.
I think that we have corresponding feelings.
Yeah, I’ve got your measure!
*Smooch*
Yup, we are pretty congruent. :kiss: *smooch*
hey now, it’s a ‘T’ day. *smooch*
Don’t worry, Abstract. You’re the vertex of Aiki’s whole scheme.
*Smooch*
I may be getting myself into trouble here…
I have a feeling that this will take some work.
I can’t wait until the future Mrs. Aiki reads these posts.
Who says she doesn’t?
She may even be a regular…
Alas, the rear wheel drive didn’t really help.
♪ Low rider don’t drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see ♫
And now I have the urge to rent Dazed and Confused.
.
*squeeze*
*snork*
That song always makes me think of Knight’s Tale.
Have I seen Knight’s Tale? Hmmm…I don’t think so.
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And then Yello’s “Yeah” makes me start quoting Ferris Buhler’s Day Off.
It’s a fun and cheesy Heath Ledger movie. I have the DVD, you wanna borrow it?
It’s worth at least on watch. Too cheezy IMHO for a second veiw though, but not a bad movie.
*supa squeeze*
How’s your day?
Sure, send it on over Ms B! I love cheesy movies. Police Academy, Airplane, Strange Brew, Fletch, etc.
.
*group squeeze*
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It started out really sucky (which is why I wasn’t here earlier), but it’s leveling off. Only to descend back into suckiness at tonight’s board meeting.
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How’s yours? What’s left to do for the wedding? Are you wearing a tux? What are the flowers? Give us some details!
Flowers are actually being grown at home. Mother to be in law is a great gardener. No tux for me, an outdoor wedding at the Moss Mansion (Billings MT). It would be too hot. I have a nice dressy dressy pair of pants and shirt/tie. For me there is little to do with the wedding. I am kinda staying out of the planning. The day is hers… the night is mine!
Our colors are the ones on the webpage. The dark gray is my pants (actually ) and the banner pic is the bridemaid fabric.
Love it! Post pics of the wedding after, you can keep the night to yourself.
Definitely will post. There won’t actually be much of a night. We are moving to Plattsburgh NY 2 days after. She will be going to SUNY (college) for Speech and Lang. Pathology.
I have the exact same sunglasses your fiancee is wearing in those pics.
She loves them. As for me, my old safety glasses from years gone by are the only ones I wear. I’m not much for sunglasses.
Strange Brew? What’s that? Never heard of it?
*cracks an Elsinore beer*
*smooch*
*squeeze*
*smooch*
*squeeze*
—-repeat as often as needed/wanted
Velvet!! About time you showed up.
*sets controls for auto-repeat*
PS I exchange emails with a handful of bloggers, it can be fun to “peek behind the mask” and get to know each other. If you want, feel free to drop me an email. If you don’t, I’ll understand. You should have my address.
I took one look at the mess on this morning’s post and said PFFFFT. I figured the afternoon fail would be better since lots of the kiddies would be down for their naps.
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*snuggles*
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Are you all packed and ready for your trip? Oh, just buy your ‘liquid’ stuff after you get to China (in the airport) and throw away any leftovers before you fly back. You’ll have a much easier trip.
I looked, and I don’t have your email addy. Go to aiki’s and message me!
Didn’t you get one from me Velvet? It has Brewski’s as the main address…
Oh! I have it, aiki! I just got in a bunch of emails dated 7/14.
.
I guess I’ll get today’s emails on Saturday. GRRRR…
I didn’t get this email.
*pouts*
Ms B, if you’re using the same email service I’m using, it’ll show up between now and August 3.
I’ll ask Brewski if I can send it to you.
Ok, brewski! I emailed you! Let me know if you don’t get it, as I might be swimming around in your spam box.
Swimming in spam… *shudders* Almost as bad as the uses Baconlube has been put to around here.
how the heck?
Naaah…Its just like in those Wacky Races.He though he was gonna pass the finish line and Krack!His racing cars just self-destruct.
Spitting a load?
*shields face*
The straw the broke the cam- er… truck’s back!
Well the driver thought it was suspicious when the auto salesman said it had a 350 camel-power engine.
But it can go for DAYS on a single tank of gas! Or at least, it could.
Great on the sand too.
Watch out, they spit.
But it’s the stylish way to travel in Agraba (sp?)!
May I offer you an “h” to put on the end of that city? I hear there’s a party there.
The driver has a split personality?
(S)He’s divided about everything.
I think it was the repairman, he was always doing everyting half-@ss
At least he didn’t forget to brake.
Is the nesting broken?
Yes.
He remembered to break too!
When I said I needed a break from driving, this isn’t what I meant!
5th
Main Entry: first
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: earliest in order
Synonyms: aboriginal, ahead, antecedent, anterior, basic, beginning, cardinal, early, elementary, first off, front, fundamental, head, headmost, in the beginning, inaugural, inceptive, incipient, initial, introductory, key, lead off, leading, least, number one, numero uno, opening, original, pioneer, premier, primary, prime, primeval, primitive, primogenial, primordial, pristine, right up front, rudimentary, slightest, smallest
Antonyms: final, last
Main Entry: first
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: highest in importance
Synonyms: A-number-1, advanced, arch, champion, chief, dominant, eminent, first-class, first-string, foremost, greatest, head, head of the line, leading, main, number one, outstanding, paramount, predominant, preeminent, premier, primary, prime, primo, principal, ranking, ruling, sovereign, supreme, top of the list, top-flight
Antonyms: last, least
Main Entry: aboriginal
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: belonging to one, existing in a place since prehistory
Synonyms: ancient, earliest, endemic, first, indigenous, native, original, primary, primeval, primitive, primordial
Antonyms: foreign
To sum it up: Idiot.
Thanks for the cliff notes version, Arthur. I really didn’t want to read the whole thing. Can I copy your book report too?
Sadly this is a repeat definition. Give at least a little variety huh?
So I don’t get it, now the trolls are posting from the dictionary? Who gave them a dictionary?? And WHY???
I can think of worse things they could quote, but I won’t mention them for fear of starting a problem.
I understand why, but obviously it doesn’t help.
I’m just surprised they know how to use it.
Good thing they don’t have a dicitionary, though. THAT would be bad.
Intelligent trolls? Is it possible that is what it would create?
Uh oh. Implosion eminent. (is that spelled right? let me see that dictionary.)
When I first read this, I thought a correction was imminent.
Yes, your eminence.
I think they should have dictionaries, but who gave them keyboards?
Let them have the keyboard; take away the mouse.
Let them eat keyboards and mice – just take away the internet connection!
Let them have keyboards, mice, dictionaries and internets, just take away their fingers!
And toes! Don’t forget to take their toes! (I know about such things…)
They’re trolls, they’ll just hammer out messages with their faces.
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*agrees that would be fun to watch*
Because they thought a Thesaurus was a dinosaur with a good vocabulary?
Oh snap!
lol, I like that. I need to learn more clever things to say.
Yeah, she sure can crack a joke.
I cracked a smile.
well, that’s one way to make the news…
Everyone gets their 15 seconds.
*wonders where her 15 seconds are*
*steals Ms.B’s 15 seconds* Now I have 30 buahahaha!
Hey! Come back here!
*grumble grumble*
yeah, i want 15 seconds
Um, I think you just had them, sweetie.
huh? where? i didn’t even see them go. did anyone get it on tape?
*Wonders where Lurk is with the ever-present camera*
*was stuck working!*
Dang! I missed it! Sorry Abstract.
Even dead people?
*thinks of Sixth Sense*
Did he die?
*THWACKS Katlackism with the shellacked mackerel*
You might.
*Laughs at Katlackism’s misfortune*
*Plays back technicolor’s laugh in slow motion*
did he die? no but really
hilarious though
wow 20 comments i never been so close to first
Too bad you didn’t say anything interesting or funny.
Why do I get the feeling the mackerel is gonna break today?
I would use the raw one. This seems to warrant it.
*finds nose plugs to prepare herself*
M’kay. I’m ready!
Raw, or half rotted? I’m gonna need a haz-mat suit for this.
Half rotted, at least. I was gonna summon the hoard, but I thought drawing more attention toward this one would be bad.
Oh! If you do have to summon the hoard, I hope I’m around. I do so enjoy their dance routine.
What is the allure of being f*rst? I can’t understand it!
I made it for the f!rst time today. It has been overrated.
But it stops a troll from getting it. It doesn’t stop a troll from saying it….
Nothing will.
I’m officially changing the saying to, “Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and trolls.”
FIRST!!!!11!!
*THWACK!*
Ow.
*shysqueeze*
Well, you did ask for it.
*BIGsqueeze!*
I did. I deserved it. And I’ll tell the doctors I fell down the stairs. As always.
doorknob? again?
Pffft. Please. I know how to *thwack!* without leaving a mark. YEARS of practice, you know.
*wicked grin*
It’s a good thing you created a spectacle, otherwise we couldn’t read you comment.
That’s why a raw mackeral is better — hurts without leave a mark — well except for the fish slime, and maybe the guts depending on how ripe the fish might be.
My pups object to such use however — they love raw mackeral – one eats it head to tail and other tail to head …
*boops Arthur’s nose*
You realize that it makes me feel a gazillion years old when you call me “Ma’am”, right?
That’s why I’m doing it.
Elsa: I’m picturing them sharing a mackerel and ending like the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp – only not quite as romantic.
Oooh, that’s mean. Dragon is wickedly youthful.
Here it is, from the-Website-which shall-not-be-named-on-FB
(Safe? It’s a Disney cartoon)
AA – again, that’s why I’m doing it. But I can stop, if you want me to, Dragon.
Nooooooo. I’m a big girl. I can take it!
That’s what… I thought.
Gotta run, bye y’all!
Enjoy the rest of your… day? evening? Whatever… just enjoy.
*SNORK!!*
And a big *squeeeeeeeeeeeeezie*, too.
“… depending on how ripe the fish might be.” LOL
Avoid the green ones. They’re not ripe yet.
Don’t call me stupid!!
Stupid? Who? What?
*is very confuzzled*
*squeeze*
How’s the…er…injured wing doing, Dragon?
Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” And the London Underground is not a political movement
I know…I looked it up!
It’s K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!
Actually NS — the green fish are WAY over ripe — not sure even the pups will eat them once they are green. Maybe, if they are not walking away on thier own yet …
We need better not second sillybrations overhere at FB. Then being not second might live up to its rating. What is it rated here on FB anyway? Certainly not just PG-13 … R? No, here it must be at least X I would think …
i will give car wash
ugg, eating stale kettle corn… how much longer ’till lunch, I’m starving.
I have left-over birthday cake still from this weekend. My daughter turned two!
happy belated birthday to the little one!! I’m thinking I’ll get a hoagie when i go out for lunch.
mmmm. hoagie *drools*
Hehe! I turned twenty two at the weekend!
Bah, that happened to me decades ago.
Happy birthday! I’m old.
I turned 22 five years ago.
I’d imagine I’m one of the young ‘uns around the regulars! (I think GBF, blog ninja and the Emperor are probably younger)
Almost 13 years ago… Stop whining!
I’d |magine I’m one of the young ‘uns around the regulars! (I think GBF, blog ninja and the Emperor are probably younger)
Quaz and Tofu are both in their teens, I believe.
Same here Arthur, same here.
*squeeze*
Actually, a very pleasant thing I found out: Every age I have reached seems to be the best. I wouldn’t go back to be, dunno, 15 or 17 or so.
I would go back to 22. That was a fun one for me, and it was before I had 2 babies chasing me around and was 20 lbs lighter.:/
Well, I wouldn’t. The fact that my body is in almost the same shape as it was back then may help, I admit. But mostly it’s because I was relatively dumb back then. I know far more about life, myself and everything else than I used to.
I basically have the same body, it’s just that I actually grew! I got taller and my hips got wider, not a whole lot, but enough that if I was 100 lbs I would look like a crack head.
Oh, I would love to go back to 21…but I want to know all the things I know now. It wasn’t until after I had my baby that I realized I would never have random free time again. Oh, and I kinda miss my waist.
What if you could go back in time with the knowledge you have now (including your “skills”)?
Hmmm… I guess I would still lose too much I have right now. First and foremost my girlfriend. If she can join me and our relationship would be like it is – ok.
Awww. You’re a sweetheart Arthur.
In. An. Instant. All the way back to when I decided I was grown up enough to graduate early and leave home at 17. I would cherish all the things my parents did for me, and I would have taken the chance with my best friend who I was in love with, and he with me, but we were too young to really know what to do. *sigh* TMI?
TMR (too much regrets).
Read Replay by Ken Grimwood. It’s a fantastic look at doing that. Just ignore the epilogue that forms the last page.
A friend of mine just recommended that book! I will have to wait until he finished it to borrow it – and he’s a slooooow reader.
Just ordered it on Amazon.
Oh WOW. I read that one years ago, great story!
nevrin in 1,000,000 years would I want to go back to high school!
I’ve always said that I’d only go back if I could keep the brain I have now rather than revert to the one I had then.
It’s madness to second-guess our decisions in life.
But it’s also human nature.
Which makes some sense…human nature = madness.
I tend to do that too. “If I had only…” But it doesn’t help. It doesn’t change anything, apart from making me feel bad. So fück that, I say!
My only regrets are for things I didn’t do…not for any of the things I actually did.
Makes for a good life, methinks!
I don’t think i could change anything because what I have now is good. I love my boyfriend, our friends and family. I would like some things to have turned out differently, but if I went back in time and changed them, I would never get back to where I am now. I guess it all depend on if you value your life as it is more than what it could have been. It’s a hard thing to think about. The only thing I would change is to keep my freind alive. I could have done that if I had known what I know now. it almost makes me cry to think of it, but if she had lived, I would never have met my new best friend, and none of the people I know now, including my boyfriend. IDK. It is a good thing we never get the chance to make that choice.
I agree – I do not regret my decisions — even marrying my narcissistic ex – which has caused me nothing but grief, even on the honeymoon. But it did give me my two kids, and even with what Matt is going thru I would not trade the 14 years (and still counting) that I have had with him.
*squeezes Elsa_Mama*
I know just what you mean. Really.
*more squeezes*
I do too, Else. Even though marrying “he-who-is-now-my-ex” was a mistake, I could never undo it without losing the memories of the kids growing up, and now the grandkids.
Aside from any hallmark remarks. Any advice to us who are still in the decision making. The young stuff that you all know. (I hope no one ever stops making decisions).
I like to think about ‘what if’’s a lot. What if I hadn’t been at a certain place. What if I had reacted differently. What if I had never met this person? What if I knew this person earlier?
It’s the chance vs. fate arguement. I don’t worry about it to much, I just like to think on it. Mostly what affects me when I think about it is how I may have changed someone or affected their lives, how would they be different if I had never met them, and vice versa.
I saw what you did there, Arthur.
I wouldn’t want to go back because I wouldn’t want to lose the life I have now. It would be cool to be able to put your finger on the page of your current life like a choose your own adventure book and go back a see where the other paths would have led.
What a great analogy! I loved those books, and always had to go back to read through the other paths. Happy childhood memories!
I had a Goosebumps book like that. The logical choices always seemed to get me into more trouble but lead out to the proper ending. A bad to good method of story telling I guess.
Again, same here! I wouldn’t go back for love or money!
Ahhhh 22, I remember it like it was 15 years ago. Oh, wait….
And I remember it like it was tomorrow. Oh, wait…
GV! I’m having my birthday party tomorrow on the 7 am (Fail Blog Time) fail. Can we celebrate yours, too?
yup same here
Um — I turned 22 22 years ago!
There’s a kind of poetry to that…
That’s more than… oh, poetry? I got nothing.
Iamb certain Elsa_Mama could see parallels in her two half-lives.
There’s quite a rhyme in your reasoning, AA.
Me too!
*hands gaynorvador stale piece of WIK’s daughter’s leftover birthday cake*
Congratulations! Happy Birthday!
*sniffs birthday cake*
*gently takes from Judy*
*places in glass case with plaque reading “My First Birthday Cake”*
Thank you Judy!
happy belated birthday to you too!
*shy squeeze*
*big squeeze* …. and for good luck… *smooch*
I turned twenty two in a year from August. Is it a big deal? I know most kids ( I consider myself a kid I guess) my age make a big deal about “being legal” everywhere. Turning twenty one doesn’t seem like a huge deal to me as I know life comes at me faster the more ticks I put up on the chalkboard of my life. I want to be ready for it so I don’t look forward to it but much rather enjoy where I am now.
Emp- Financialy: My advice to anyone is *to really learn how compounding interest works. *Always keep your outgoing bills at a level that you could go to a minimum wage paying job and still survive.
Love:*Beware of the greener grass. *The cake is a lie
*Marriage is tough – define your rolls as best as possible before hand and expect for them to get changed as life happens.
*New cars don’t stay new – PAY for a used one.
*When facing a tough decision seek advice from elders, ask questions and consider the answers. Also consider what you would advise your son to do if he was in your position.
*Beware of FailBlog Advice
Thanks.
The Truck’s trunk got totally trashed?
too much junk in the trunk.
Like money, one can never have too much junk in the trunk.
One can never have too much junk in their money?
Funk in my honey?
Skunk in the runny?
Punk in my jammy?
Drunk in Miami?
Dunk the salami?
Spank my hiney?
New and Shiny?
Do you mind? There are young, innocent minds around here.
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*looks around*
.
Somewhere around here. I think.
It’s better to scar them now than later.
I see. I’m a procrastinator, believing it’s better to put things off until you can blame someone else for it.
Procrastination is like m@sturbation:
It feels good while your doing it, but in the end you’re just screwing yourself.
HEY!!!
This always happens to me
What if you keep putting off masturbating? That must be really bad.
Depends if you’re a male or female. Past that I’d rather not disclose.
Oh my! I suppose pressure would build and you would go *BOOM*
*RIGL*
*keeps her kiddos away from Technicolor*
*Start’s singing Whitney Houston’s “Greatest love of all” to let Ms B’s down*
no ‘ needed in starts
To each his own..
“Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you’re just screwing yourself.” Unknown Author
:angel:
BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*ahem*
‘Scuse me.
Your dirty laughter is threatening my innocence!
Sowwy.
….*snerk*….
*quickly runs from the room*
*POUNCE!!*
BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
What innocence? Where?
I think it is right…. no, that was insolence. o-well.
I think he has about as much innocence as he does impotence. None.
:angel:
I haven’t seen Hammy or BFF, I think we are safe.
And like money it depends on whom the junk belongs to, if it’s not your money/junk you’re in trouble!
So I can’t “accidentally” grab some?
Not if you do it stealthily enough. Just ask LCB!
I knew that present I bought for the FB’s was to heavy to send on that truck. D a m n….
It was only a flatbed, but it aspired to be a dump truck.
The truck driver works as a comedian at night. That’s not working out for him either…he has trouble with his delivery.
That’s what he gets for working a split shift.
If only he could get the audience to break up like that.
He took his side-splitting humo(u)r just a bit too far…
His material is really scraping bottom.
He doesn’t do well with hecklers, though. If someone in the audience derides him, he stops in his tracks.
Give him a Break.
And it’s not the first time someone has misheard his intentions and “buckled” instead of “chuckled”.
He doesn’t seemed to get tired!
He keeps on truckin’ though.
… like the do-dah man…just keep truckin’ on. ♫
He thinks they’re laughing with him, rather than at him.
I didn’t think he was very articulate.
Really you guys are missing it. It was a top secret military project that included a top secret cloaking technology.
The one that’s sort of like the Cloak of Invisibility, but not?
And this cloaking technology went horribly wrong and blew up Afghanistan.
Afghanistan is gone?!?
Yes. The whole country went into random combustion roughly 7 hours ago.
And what’s there now? A hole?
A hole would be something.
Is it like you are blind when you look at it?
Did you ever see “The Never-Ending Story”? If not, do.
It was a line from that movie.
Back for a moment. Alas, I have. The movie sucks, compared to the book.
Read. The. Book.
(Seriously, it’s one of my all-time favorites! If you like fantasy read it.)
Oh, and my reply was also a line from the book.
Clearly I need to read the book!
*adds Never-Ending Story to list of books to get*
Now you see it now you *BOOM*
I blame Been Hidin’…no what’s his name? Bin Laden yeah that’s it.
aka the Caveman.
You mean the guy from the geico commercials?
Being a terrorist ain’t so easy that a caveman can do it okay?
If it was, a new World Record would have been set already …. an awful awful thought.
Captain Caaaaave-ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n!
*snork*
*Smurf*
*loved the smurfs!*
They were much better than those know off Snorks!
*Sigh* Replaces w with ck
*paints Judy blue from head to toe*
Aw! You look adorable!!!!! I ♥’ed Smurfette.
My mom has the whole series on DVD and it’s one of my son’s favorites to watch when he’s over there. That and the Pink Panther. My kid’s awesome.
You just can’t go wrong with the old cartoons.
*views self in mirror*
I’m BLUE?
*poses*
But I’m beautiful!!!
Great! Apparently a rather cheesy English joke goes like this:”Name one famous Belgian”, and not coming up with one. Well, you set the score at 101 today: Tintin and the Smurfs.
Now you’re selling your people short. There was whatsisname, oh it’s on the tip of my tongue. Anyway there was that guy. And then there was…
I’d rather be known for my chocolate, beer, and as the country that invented french fries than for any particular individuals.
My junior high school history teacher (who was awesome) was Belgian. Not particularly famous — but Belgian nonetheless.
If I may ask … what the hell is with you living folk anyway (clickie clickie – safe)? Keep this up and I’ll have to accelerate the apocalypse considerably.
Pah! You still haven’t secured permission from the dragons yet, zombie! Or do you forget what happened last time you faced our flames?
Zombies are immune to dragon flames, remember?
*tries to raise eyebrow*
*realises doesn’t have any*
Zombies hate, fear and are made mortal by any fire, just ask ZA.
*fears no flames …
… as long as he’s 12 feet underground!*
Hey, now that I’m here when 2 of the dragons are online, here’s an Onion video (safe for work) with some cool dragons.
In their dreams. ZA is always hiding from my *FOOOOOOOM!!
I love punctuation! I accidentally mistook your first full-stop(period) for a comma, it completely changes the sentence!
Oh fire-breathers
What hot breath you have
Hee…!
Wonderful! Now I’m going to be doing that with every period.
And now I have to ask, UK or Australia? Full-stop just gives it away.
That’s very disturbing, ZA.
It’s either lose corpses to robots, or have the job outsourced to Asian zombies, I guess.
nom noms
I’m reading the comments they have on the article. Interesting stuff.
die he die?
You are aware that you didn’t type a complete sentence, aren’t you?
Didn’t he did?
will he won’t?
Actually it’s German.
I just fell asleep waiting for the video to load. Can we have the DHD channel back pretty please?
The new one’s super slow for me too. I have to keep pausing it when it catches up with itself.
What browser are you two running?
My browser doesn’t really play flash movies (FF on FreeBSD amd64.) At least I can download youtube movies to watch out-of-band as it were.
I’m fairly certain it’s the damn network our IT morons are running.
Hey gaynorvader … I am trying to unload this calf. Seven days is enough ya know? You want her or should I wait for aiki?
Well….if you hang onto her until tomorrow, I can take her off of your hands.
I can help you with that, Judy!
No! I’m sure we can find a humane society. She deserves a good full life of… chewing cud and burping a lot.
Indeed.
Although it’s hard to know which is more upsetting: That they ate her, or that they didn’t share.
lol, mine wo’t even give me something to try to load. just a white screen.
Sorry to talk about the Fail, but… Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what they were really trying to convey in that (I assume news) piece?
I guess it has something to do with that thing which lies over the street. Speed control?
I don’t think it worked the way they thought it would.
The truck driver agrees.
I thought they were strips with hallow spikes to puncture the tires but after I watched the video again, clearly it’s not the case.
Psstt… Leila. Is it really Saturday where you are? I thought you were in Texas.
I got tired of mondays and I just decided to have my own days going forward. You like?
…and *slaps MRN*…don’t ever remind me where I live again.
Sorry, thought you’d need to know if you ever accidentally wandered into Oklahoma or Arkansas.
Yeah, cuz no one would ever go to AR or OK accidentally, ya know?
I meant to say intentionally.
*goes to her usual corner*
*accidentally goes to Leila’s corner with her*
*perk*
Well…hello!!!
*grin*
MRN, you misspelled intentionally*
*presents MRN w bukkitt*
teeheeeee!!!!!
*snags extra “*” with a grabber*
*borrows bukkit*
Nothing was conveyed…the truck split in the middle. :-p
Heh! Thanks, Admiral, that’s a load off my mind.
Nothing convex about that truck.
” Now we’ll see two trucks approaching a yellow plastic thing that lies over the street. One is a BMW truck, carrying a load of 20 000 tons, the other is an Audi. Let’s see what happens. (…) BMW WIN!!!Frist!OMG!!! Lousy no-good piece of collapsing Audi junk!”
*snork*
I don’t get it.
The May 1 Audi Fail was so heavily trolled as a BMW win that it’s become a meme now, especially when Arthur’s around.
*grrrs from a distance*
*snork*
he was saying that everytime a truck passed on that part of the road, all the houses above the hill shaked.
the funiest is the end, when he said that not only the houses saked that time lol
very funny
They were talking about a house that shakes every time a truck passes over the speed reducer.
The reporter says: “looks like it is not only the house that shakes” lol
Tudo bem.
♫Tudo bem, tudo bem, tudo bem.
She moves in mysterious ways. ♫
High gravity zone
He was talking something about a complaint of a house owner nearby: “Every time a heavy truck passes trough here, the house shakes”. Witty guy: After the truck fell, he said: “It’s not only the house that shakes…”
Shake the junk you got in that trunk
♫ And when you’re drunk shake that a$$ like you know how to dance ♫
Care for a drink then?
May I suggest a refreshishing Bud Light. Brewed right here in (insert where ever you are). Thanks and enjoy!
refreshishing? You’ve inserted enough already!
I think it’s like sacrosanct – it means it’s really refreshing.
My fav part was the google ad for Suzuki that appeared over the video. Suzuki – we don’t break in half. Most of the time. (We usually just flip over.)
That’s how you bow down!!
I bow to no man…or woman.
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Uh…this could be interesting!
*sits down to watch with a bag of popcorn*
*smells the popcorn from across the room*
*sits down and helps herself*
nomnomnomnomnom
*blink*
Did you wash your hands? j/k!!! Want some melted butter?
NooooOOOO… Baconlube on popcorn.. ALWAYS!!
…There goes lunch. I, too, am now on the Failblog diet, despite being wise enough to NEVER go for Granny’s clickies.
Is this a challenge I’m sensing good sir?
It is. I heard him say he would own you and stuff.
Okay. How will he choose his death? Sword fight, joust, cowboy draw, karaoke battle ….what?
I don’t care really. He gets what he is coming to him.
*hands technicolor jumper cables attached to a live battery*
*puts ET finger back in pocket*
*sighs*
*wanders away*
translating:
- According to Mrs. Lourdes, every time a heavy truck passes here, her house shakes.
[truck passes]
[truck breaks in half]
- It wasn’t only her house that shooke! …..
Hehe! Thanks!
So, was this truck breaking another miracle from Our Lady of Lourdes?
I have a theory that it got too scared of the little bump and just decided to freeze in place.
Darn… you beat me to the translation!
But I love the name Lourdes! I don’t know why…
Yay for translators!
YEAH!
Fail from BRASIL!
wheeeee!
Shouting “wheeeee” seems inappropriate for a kamikaze.
I always picture the more modern version,
“All right, you alien a$$holes! In the words of my generation: Up Yours!”
*SNORKIE!!!*
Awww, what a cute snorkie! Is it housebroken?
*looks at wool rug*
Um…I am working on it. *grin*
You wanna pet it?
Only if you hold it closer to yourself.
Like this?
*holds snorkie close*
*drops bukkit from above thread*
What? Too furry?
*shudders*
The bukkit was in the way.
Oh … *blush*
Brasil no failblog! q orgulho
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Did anyone initialize this Brasil no failblog! q orgulho as an array?
Not properly. Notice how it’s pieces are allocated all over the place and not sequentially.
*wanders in, whistling nonchalantly*
*delicately plucks the ‘ from ↑ post*
*wanders back out, still whistling nonchalantly*
Keep it secret. Keep it safe. It was hiding from someone, I didn’t ask who.
Apostrophe? What apostrophe? I didn’t see an apostrophe.
How was that?
did the guy on the side of the road die?
Thanks MTv for pimping my ride.
I didn’t hear this one.
Hey, Leila? Why don’t you get Patrica a nice massage today,
it’ll tenderize her….I mean, it will relax her for the slau…because she would enjoy it.Ooh. I think that just earned you a year in purgatory, Judy.
Oh lord!! The humanity!!!!
*grabs Patrica and starts running away from Judy*
*picks up bukkit*
*wanders back to CT*
*massages the asparagus*
“Massages the asparagus”??
There’s a new euphemism.
*waxes the tadpole*
As long as it has nothing to do with Patrica…
It’s Kobe asparagus. I feed it beer, sing softly to it, and massage it with sake. Very labor intensive, but worth it.
*rofl*
MRN, you invariably crack me up.
*scratches head*
I am so lost. Is this some kind of ‘guy’ talk?
Well, they ARE talking about meat, so….
Are you familiar with Kobe beef? Very expensive, hand fed special foods, etc. This is the vegetarian version.
Um…I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of it.
Kobe beef – wasn’t that acquitted of rape a few years ago?
Not quite. The charges were dropped before the case got started (durng jury selection). The alleged victim decided not to testify…
Mmm… Kobe beef. Now I want a steak.
Beer…it’s what’s for asparagus????
“Waxes the tadpole”??
There is a new type of euthanasia.
*bashes the bishop*
“Bashes the bishop”??
There is a new type of echinacea.
*fluffs the flower*
“Fluffs the flower?”
There is a new type of echinodermata.
*Strokes the starfish*
“Strokes the starfish”??
There is a new type of ectoplasm.
*Burps the worm*
Thanks Bearly!!!!
“fluffs the flower”??
There is a new variety of aechmea.
*Uhhhh. Just going over some documents*
(Tommy boy reference)
Ha! I was reading through the comments, trying to catch up. Then I realized, “I have no idea whatsoever what the fail is!”
*skips off to check out fail*
Skips? what the h e l l skates boy skate. Brewski.
I bet Brewski looks very cute skipping. Do you swing you arms when you skip Brewski? How high do you hop between skips???
Heck – I never know what the video fails are until after I get home … and then only if I remember to look.
*squeeze*
*Clears throat*
In the style of Jules (and Back to the Future, but that’s beside the point)…
Fails? Where we’re going we don’t need fails!
There’s a video????
*snork!*
Hey Brewski — Since when is what the fail relevant to your comments? Is that one of your posting rules???
Skips up and sticks an “is” between “fail” and “relevant”
No. It’s nice have Brazilian videos here.
Are Brazilian videos better than a Brazilian wax – cuz I have to say I never !magine anything (or anyone) that would make me want one of those …
They are both very smooth, but make you itchy about a week later.
*Looks at ♂ sign*
*Looks at MRN’s comment*
*Looks at ♂ sign again*
*Wonders how he would know…*
People talk about it.
*never realized you HAD to be a woman to get a Brazilian wax job*
*learned something new today*
What do they call a boy crotch area waxing job?
The worlds most avoided waxing job.
Good Evening! I just took a detour through LOLCat land. I see the intelligence in their jokes but I am afraid that my brain will get stuck in LOLspeak if I hung out there.
Sounds dangerous. Best stay out of those lands.
I think I’m out for the night. Same Battime?
Hilarious!
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Mmmmmmmm-kay!
any problem?
Brasil uhul,somos nozes
@Dragon: how are you doing? Still in pain? I asked you earlier, but I think the post got buried.
Video not available? man that truck really did fail, I guess.
video posting fail.
ahhh, i can’t seem to find where everyone is currently commenting. I got a hoagie for lunch!! oh, it is sooooo good!
No one is really commenting to much right now. Had a little pun run going up near the top but I think that is exhausted.
Yep, the gas tank is running on empty. It’s downright tired. So I think we auto start a new one!
(except gotta run, just poked in for a sec! Sorry!)
Brewski! You can’t let it hit the skids before it’s even running! What if the rest of us can’t get it revved up?!
Oh i think we can get it to crank over.
I think we can drive this one right to the finish line!
I think we should switch gears and take it leisurely.
Low as we go.
I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to peel out when today’s over.
Tired?
I’m knackered. See you at the next transmission.
i know I am. I’ll have to pick up some NOS for my car and for myself.
I think we’re going too fast, Abstract is clutching on too tightly!
buba® thinks the truck refused to run on the snake on the road. the truck rebelled.
buba® is 399th!!!1111 buba® throws confettis all around.
*Mean cop whistles loudly, pulls Buba over and proceeds to administer corporal punishment for his offense.*
Use the night stick, Mean Cop!
ahahahah just like in this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy almost Friday failbloggers!
The cheezpeeps are putting together a little event next week and wanted to invite you over… a little something we call ICHC LBT (Low Budget Theater). In this case, we’ll be putting on a production of Understudy Tiffs. Bonus points if you can get what this is based on! Next Tuesday, 3 pm EST.
Star Wars! Wherez my pointz????
*awards BONUS points to Judy for quickness*
would you be interested in a part, too??
Thanks for asking, but like I was telling lunarmommy earlier, that’s usually around the time I get busiest at work, since I slack off all morning. I would love to be able to peek in and watch, if I can.
So, to avoid making everyone around the world do the time conversion, that would be 12:00 ICHC/Failblog time next Tuesday?
i guess so, i think failblog time is different from ICHC time. right now it’s 10:56 ICHC time (the same as hawaii time).
Oh, I never paid enough attention to notice that the separate Websites had servers in different timezones! So, 3 pm EDT is 12 noon Failblog time and 9 am ICHC time. Interesting…
and i think failblog time is the same as pacific time. we also have an England time for the event, if that’s relevant for anyone here. it’s 8 p.m.
oh, there you are, skwirrlgrrl! sorry i’m late!
We wanted to let the failbloggers know about this exciting event and invite you to join in, whether as a member of the cast (there are still plenty of parts for extras, I believe) or in the audience. If you want to participate, if you’ve never posted on ICHC before (or even if you have) plz make sure to make your first post well in advance, like the day before or even earlier, to reduce the danger of being eaten by WordPress or moderated into oblivion.
I want to play, please tell me how!
find skwirrlgrrl, either here or at ICHC (I think she’s actually driving home from work right now) and tell her what role you’d like, or find out what’s available. or just show up and jump in! if you haven’t posted on ICHC before, make sure you make your first post well in advance so you don’t get nommed by wordpress. then show up and have fun! the Low Budget Theater productions are
made up as you go alongimprovisational in nature, so no scripts to memorize!also, I have brought cupcakes!! Over at ICHC, the Never-Ending Cupcake Baker at the Birthday Fairy’s Birthday Goodie Factory/Troll Correctional Facility has been stuck on “OHAI” for four days. We are now knee-deep in cupcakes. You can help us out in our moment of crisis by eating all the cupcakes you can stand. Thanks! (fortunately, the Decorating Dongle is keeping up with the pace, so all the cupcakes are beautifully frosted and decorated.
)
…….*nom!*
Thanks!
*Bites into one cupcake and saves a few others for later*
Sorry I won’t be around for your show, guys, but it’s really sweet of you to invite us.
Cupcakes?! Oh that sounds just heavenly!
*nomnomnom munchity munch*
Anybody have a job opening?
Um…for a cupcake-eater?
I’ll keep my eyes open!
if it doesn’t require actual pay, I could fit you with a Darth Vader costume tomorrow morning!
*snork*
Unfortunately I kinda need the moola, seeing as how that’s why I’m in search of something else.
ah well. good luck with the job hunt! It may be my turn in another couple months.
Hate to invite and run, but gotta go play in, er, fight traffic!
well, that depends on wether or not you want to relocate to eastern PA.
Thank you so much! They are delicious!
nom nom nom nommyyy nomyy nom….pop. oh, ok, i gues that was too many. Thanks… can someone call me an ambulance…scratch that, a wheelbarrow will be fine.
*rolls around on ground* Judy, where are you, i just saw you!!!?
Oh hai, Failbloggers!!
(plz to excuse if I slip into LOLspeek, my fingerz have been reprogrammed)
*waives tent atively
*hopez no wun throwz thingz.
If you are not being familiar with the Low Budget Theater, you kin chekking owt some ov our other pro duck shunz here.
kthnxbai
*heavez sigh uv releef adn runz offstage
OH NO!!
*face paw*
I sry. I messinged up the link. Here, try this. clikking here, plz.
*crawlz off to hide in a dark place.
Cool. Tanx fur da linx.
your lol speak makes me lol, but i totaly don’t get it.
i mane the link, not the lol speak, i kind of get that. i’ll have to give it a try sometime.
oh, crap, i can’t spell. i might as well join the collective. lolz on floor from anxiety, i can’t figure out how to say funny things in lol speak. i really tried.
Plz donut haz teh wurree, abstract. It taeks praktiss.
*giggles maniacally*
Woot – I’m bilingual!
*eyes cross*
*gets dot T*
You are so tittle-ating.
*strokes your little diacritical mark*
*tries to follow*
*smoke billows from head*
*loud POP is heard as cognitive functions break*
*gives up*
*buries self 12 feet deep to escape hell*
is okay, i can’t say funny things in regular speak.
*snerk*
*waves*
me too me too me too, i want to play, indeed i do!!
May I have a cupcaker too? Lunarmommy.
here, have LOTS of cupcakes! as many as you want!
Thank you.
*still incorporeal, sneaks up behind 5 eagles* hi
*becomes temporarily corporeal, pokes 5 eagles on the arm. returns to being incorporeal* hey, I’m talking to you…..
Who you gonna call?
GHOST BUSTERS!
Sorry Abstract I was at work when I sometimes chat and sometimes I am at home.
*disappears in a puff of black smoke like the Nightcrawler like in the X-men.
There once was a Slav with a lorry,
who was making his way to a quarry.
When his truck snapped in half,
it was good for a laugh,
and all he could say was “I’m sorry.”
Excellent work!
clap clap clap
clap. clappy clap
Jenny! *squeeze*
*applauds Limerick Man*
Don’t you just love when you post something and it says ‘you have already posted this comment’ so you reword it a little and then all of the sudden they both show up causing you to repeat yourself. Self-fulfailling prophecy I suppose.
I’m sure this has never happened to you, right?
Oops, thought that was a Slavic language of some kind, but now that I listen carefully (and after reading a comment below), I realize it’s clearly Portuguese. Oh well…
In Soviet Russia, road breaks trucks!
Wait… does that mean that elsewhere trucks break roads?
Did he die?
Maybe these were the Brazilian Transformers where the transformations didn’t go accordingly to plans.
Hail Brasil =D
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*holds up Argentina’s flag*
Argentina! Argentina!
kkkkkk
que piada hein!?
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que piada hein!?
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lol thank god those one-liners at the end move so fast. They usually choose the worst/least humorous comment out there.
Let’s go halvsies on the truck!
Quem mandou ser brasileiro, iahiaehiaeihe.
Adoro o site, abraço
I speak portuguese, the reporter is saying that someone who lives up the hill behind him is complaining because every time a heavy truck passes thru the street and the bumps her house shakes…..I wonder why. LOL
Transformer Fail
hey
damn i knew i forgot to replace that bolt
Eastern European newscast… No surprise there…
Truck Fail
This video is here in Brazil.
Very funny!! This Truck alike a lowrider!
The truck who is broke is a Ford Cargo.
I’m Brazillian. Hello american girls!!
*high-pitched voice, American accent*
Hellllo Bruno!
*bats eyelashes*
*waggles eyebrows*
*juggles three peckers*
BIG
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No new fail?
Did someone forget to push the button?
Is it another American holiday and we’re missing out yet again?
That’s on Brazil, LoL, I saw this one day…
lately the first Fail picture on the daily Fail email has not been showing up. in its place is just a box with a red X in it.
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quanta honra hauhauahuahauah
Best guess: It was meant to break when it hit the speed bump.
nice driving
I love how the reporter just stands there and keeps reporting as the truck skids to a stop.
Attempting to translate to english:
Journalist: “(…) all the problem. According to miss Lurdes, every time a truck passes by her house shakes.”
Other voice: “It was not only the house that shook, rewind this image for us… “
é por isso q eu gosto do brasil
Did he die?
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“Mrs. Lurdes complains that, every time a heavy truck passes by, her house up the hill shakes.”
*truck goes lowride*
“And by the way isn’t just the house that shakes!”
LOL
I hate all you damn people that get off topic you ruin failblog….sigh…anyway what a funny video
Brazil is such an awesome place for fails,that’s why I love my country !
what i like best is the ultra-smooth, “can’t look panicked on camera” little precautionary “step back” the narrator takes
Isso é Brasil, lol
This is Brazil, lol
Funny thing is they were saying how the house on top of the hill shakes when trucks pass by.lol
Sometimes I wish there was a little more information about the actual circumstances of the fails.
Brasil!! sao muitas emoçoes.
Sim… hehe achoq ue niguém tava esperando que o camião quebrasse no meio lol..
eHAUSEHusaheuhueHUASe
Ah… only in Mexico….
Mexico?? LOL Fail inside a Fail
FailTruck scores again!
mexico? hahah
BRAZIL
aqui é simplesmente foda
… não foi só a casa que tremeu!
FROM BRAZIL!! rçrçrçrçrçrçrçrçrçrçrçrç
Yes, its from brazil
actually, it was here on my city hahaha (Xanxerê – SC)
couldnt believe when saw at failblog!
Brazil Mode [ON] OFF
Hahaha
and i’m brazilian o/
Hahahahha Brazil Mode [ON] OFF [2]
portuguese brazilian
mexico? HAHAHAHAHAH Brazil -.-
” não foi só a casa que tremeu..” KKKKKK elri carã KKKKKKKKK
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Brazil at failblog, what a pride! [fixo]
Brasil também é cultura
brazil is a Fail
AIUHIOUAHEIHAEIHAEIHIAEUH BRAZIL!! xD
Eu vi essa reportagem, ri pra caralho.
Brazil at Fail Blog!
The jornalist said:
“every time that the trucks pass by here the house shake”
E não foi só a casa que tremeu kkkkkkkkkkkkk
VIVA O BRASIL PORRAAA!!!! \o/
Hahahahahah
Mercedes Benz 19XX WIN!!!!
Ford ( American ) 20XX LOSE!!!!
SHUAUSUAHUSHUAHSUHAUSUAHUSH
“E não foi só a casa que treemeeu!” kkkkkkkkkkk
Begin: “Lady Lurdes said that when a heavy truck pass her house shakes”
after the truck….. “it’s not only the house that shakes”
Bad english
it was here in Brazil kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
essas porra só acontecem no brasil kkkkkkkkk
nunca vi
E NOIZ BRAZIU!!!!