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Grapes and honey?
Tape and money?
BAND of Rape and honey?
SAND of Rape and Money?
UHYR of Ihed and Pkjelm?
LAND of RAPE and HONEY?
LAND of JAPES and FUNNIES!
*Throws bucket of confetti over thread*
*pootles off in clown car*
HONK HONK
land of tale and bunny?
land of whale and taxidermy ?
land of pale and horny? That was my favorite vampire sex movie
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
Ultra comboooo!!!
Ha ha The Moomin pootled!
Land of Rap and Honey
Does it is really matter how it is spelled no one will know the *ifference*.
“Rape” apparently refers to the town’s main export of canola, a derivative of rapeseed”
from an article cached in Google:
“For decades, the only welcome sign proclaimed Tisdale “the Land of Rape and Honey.” Residents are still quick to explain their primary exports are canola, a derivative of rapeseed, and honey – in addition to humour.”
Yes, but by having this sign I bet that the cases of sexual assualt are relativly high in this town. Because just by saying it it, puts the idea into peoples heads and over a long enough period they just act on impulse.
Witch explain why theres a Crime stopper sign right next to it XD.
Phone number on it, should we call?
BURN THE WITCH AND HER EXPLAINING WAYS!
She turned me into a NEWT!
Did you get better?
XD to MP references! <3
I hope you don’t play any first person shooter video games.
Case in point.
Good point. I’m sure there will be a lot of rape because it said “rape” on a sign.
Maybe we could paint “peace” on a big sign, and it’ll end all violence. Now there’s a brilliant plan. Then we’ll play Barney’s “I love you, you love me. We’re a happy family.” song on the radio and broadcast it on loudspeakers in every major city non-stop 24/7. By your logic, eventually everyone will just be nice on impulse. Ingenious! =D
I think people will start raping and murdering for aggravation’s sake.
I think people would would go around murdering and raping in Tisdale because they heard Barney sing that song too much… >.>
You can’t be the proof of your own point.
Epic logic fail.
Oh yes – I lived there for 4 years and was sexually assulted numerous times. Give me a break Jules!
I think the only crime I heard about while I lived there was a break and enter at a local business.
I think the saying goes, “Tis the truth that always comes first” so…….ouch.
Are you crazy?
oh my god are you kidding me.. i live here.. its a seed..like a crop..otherwise known as canola..please tell me that canola oil rings a bell??? I have lived here most of my life and only once have heard of a violent rape.
I am glad to see smart people posting smart comments. My dad was born in this town and he refereed a couple of Brent Butt’s hockey games when they were in their late teens.
Thank you! I never would have gotten that one.
Rape is another name for canola. Tisdale is a major producer of canola and honey.
Airport in Paris? Not CDG?
witty!
And apparently at least one Ministry fan.
Actually, Ministry took the slogan from Tisdale for their album name.
I really think it is rape and honey.
But i think it should be a WIN.
I used to live there. Rape is a kind of grain.
It’s where Pedo Bear lives! :O .
its rape, as in rapeseed or canola
that is right
rape is the real word, the seed is creates wats called olive oil now they just renamed it olive oil cause nobody was bying any “rape” from the store
rape refers to the canola crops, and Canola makes Canola Oil… not Olive Oil. I think the first tip that “OLIVE” Oil doesn’t come from any plant is the fact that it states in the name that it comes from an Olive.
Leafy, I think you should check that on wikipedia…Olive oil is made from Olives.
People, Rape is the old name for Canola…
so just remember in the future when you use Canola Oil, you are really using Rape Oil.
xD
That’s one sticky situation.
Keep your fingers out of that honeypot!!
Honey flavoured pot? Yay!
*sniffs*
Pooh!
How much? I won’t pay more than $0.88
You’ll be lucky Tigger a small one for that.
Owl give you a $1 for it.
In for a penny, in for a Pooh.
Here, Heffalump of this stuff instead. It’s much better.
Sssshh!
I could Gopher that.
*puff puff pass*
You paid how much for that?! The person who sold it is Robin you!
Don’t be such a weasel, you just want more for yourself.
Ow. My lungs are sEeyore! I think I’m done.
Humph! ’s frey, but don’t Bogart it, man! *puffpuff pass*
duuuuuude…..
You can finish it Foop. I’ve got to Rabbit up and get back to work.
*passes out after eating whole package of Oreos*
WUAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Tisdale… as in ashley Tisdale??? Terrible… oh yeah and rape….
Your avatar looks like this:
Now do this :kiss:
No. Last time I did that all hell broke loose.
Loose lips sink battleships. And phallic objects.
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put hell back in again. The fact that they might be able to was a phallacy.
I’m all for sinking phallic objects.
Booby traps! That’s what I said.
hehehe
should I change it??? don’t wanna make you guys uncomfortable ^^
Don’t be silly. Pfft!
Strange advice for being on FB. Strange advice coming from you!
Do be happy, don’t be sad.
Do be good, don’t be bad!
Arthur, this is even stranger advice to give to Moomin.
at Moomin)
(
*nods*
*nods in the indian way.. shakes his head*
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblt
That’s for a reflection of yesterday!
Pbbbt!
*flees*
Huh?
*poke*
*falls over*
*points and giggles*
Point that away from me BFF; you’ll have my eye out!
Use whatever you want! I find it vaguely unsettling for some reason. But I’m sure I can get used to it!
I think the face is lighter than the background, making him look like a mime. It’s a little creepy to me for the same reason, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste!
Actually I thin a wasted mime is hilarious.
Actually I think a wasted mime is hilarious.
When you try to say “your a waste of my time” to fast it sounds like “yourawastedmime”
*Nods*
Makes getting out of that invisible box even harder!
Bad wine is a terrible thing to taste.
Don’t change it unless you find something you like better. Otherwise leave it be.
I’ll see what I can find later ^^
Ahh i like this freedom of choosing… under the bed… with my laptop… why am I hiding again???
You’re hiding from rapists I think.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while, one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?” The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed.
“What happened then?” they asked.
“She said, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!’”
LOL
*laughing out even louder*
This sign isnt ridiculous…everyone know tisdale doesn’t make honey
Well you need something sweet after a good raping!
Bonus irony: Crimestoppers sign beneath “LAND”
About time somebody noticed that!
Good morning all!
Well, since it is the land of rape and honey I suppose they rape in an orderly way. No illegal rapes; rape as the law says you should.
They are sure proud of their rape.
…but they need the honey to do it.
♪ Just a spoonful of honey helps the rapers get down, rapers get down ♪
Today they don’t make rapes like that anymore.
In my day, they made rape the old-fashioned way! By hand.
Uphill both ways! In the snow! Now they have all these fancy “machines” and “electricity”.
I couldn’t give a toss!
CATCH!
*tosses jam something fancy*
*in the snow*
*running uphill*
*poor old foop collapses after forgetting what she was doing*
ministry took this slogan for their third album. great fail.
Just like a car crash, just like a knife.
♫ “The only truth i know…IS THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES!!!!!!!” ♫
This should be resubmitted as “Ministry WIN”
Totally agree.
I thought I would be the only person to like Ministry.. I guess I was wrong…
Bloody good job mentioning Ministry. One of the heaviest bands there is.
I was beginning to worry that I was the only one who thought of that.
“Step by step … you climb the mountain … you pray.”
Oh no. Ministry immediately came to mind. I want to drive into town and ask, where’s the concert?
Wikipedia says the “rape” signifies the rapeseed produced here.
yeah, that’s what the government wants you to think.
Rapeseed? Plant a rapeseed and fruit grow?
So there are really no missing letters?…
dude… messed up…
there’s a UFO behind those trees.
There’s a USO behind that sign.
smelly object?
Unacceptable Sexual Outburst?
Underrated Singing Otter!
Unpronouncable Sn;sdnf; Oasldnflkn!
U Speak Odd.
Under Strain Off late?
c-c-c-combo breaker!
Nice to see SOMEONE besides me knows that “rape” is the crop that produces rapeseed, a source of oil. Read your labels, peeps — you should have heard of this by now.
Ahem. May I just say… THHPPPPPPT!
Pull the bicycle out of your bum!
Noooo, don’t! I’ll fall over without guys on both sides of the handlebar!
I’m feeling soooo sleepy all of a sudden
Please don’t, the rapists will get you…
Thank you. Although a fun play on words, not really a fail.
Oh come on! Act your shoe size, not your age.
What if they are the same?
ChiBabs has really, really big feet.
You know what they say about men with big feet?
Expensive shoes?
I was thunking more along the lines of they wear clown makeup.
I thought men with big feet just trip up a lot.
I’m living proof of that.
I guess clown shoes are pretty expensive, too?
The economy has been hard on the clowns. Rubber nose prices are up. Polka-dot pajamas, up. Red curly-hair wigs, up. Psychiatric bills, up.
Even seltzer water is getting pricey. You have to be judicious with your spray-them-in-the-face gags now, and birthday clowns are having to charge extra to pie someone!
They have just stop using seltzer and began using something cheaper and more natural for the facials. Although it’s a bigger pain to clean up.
Not to mention those tiny little tires!!! Inflation has made them HUGE now!
*snerk*
But on the upside, sad clowns don’t have to fork out cash for make up to make them look sad anymore.
You think the shoes are expensive, you should see their cars. You really pay out the âss for all that leg room.
Just take out the driver seat and sit in the back.
Arthur, is this one from the other side of the handlebars on your bike?
sorry, i must have left the gate open and my gimp got out. thanks for catching him.
I know where I’m moving!
Haiti?
Belgium?
Iowa?
(Mornin’ all!)
Land of Shame and Phoney?
No You guys, I think he wants to move to Tisdale!!
‘Tis not him who wants to move, ’tis Dale!
Airport in Paris, not Charles de Gaulle.
OUUCHH CHARLEEEYY
No. Try again.
okay OUUCHH CH-Orly…
Tennis player with two synonyms for “phallus” in it.
Come on archie!! You got it!!!
Hey I got it! Andy Roddick
Rod D!ck
great name…
* moving in right now:P
I am not to sure you would like the welcoming committee.
Rape with the funny symbol on top of e does that not mean a pirate sword?
You have a rapier wit.
Wit’ honey!
Did you snee what I did there?
*snickersnees*
You’re a kukhri gal!
An epeec one? *giggleknees*
Good morning all and +handshake+with thumb clasp then hand then knuckle to top it off.
Good morning and +slap on the back+ with pinch in the cheek then high five but let’s forget about the three peckers.
*Good morning kisses on foreheads and elbow noogies for all*
ahh that’s nice of yo.. ouchh!!…
*is seeing stars*
Oh! Oh! I want an elbow noogie!!
*squeeze*
Can I have a forehead kiss, hold the noogie? Please and thank you!
*Good morning squeezes all around*
*one bearhead kiss (no noogie)*
Hi Bearly! Feels like we haven’t chatted in a while.
*forehead kiss and squeeze*
Sorry to butt in but *thankyousqueeze*.
One from me too!
Thanks, Jam! *Squeezes back and quietly changes into clean shirt*
Sorry, did I leak again?
Just a little. No big deal.
Are you lactating Jam. seriously.
You’re welcome. *squeeze*
He just wouldn’t quit even though you were trying to avoid him.
*nods*
I was preparing Betty again.
*distributes longtimenosqueezes as well* :S
may i have a first ever squeeze? i promise i will squeeze all in return
*squeezes Foop and mistress*
How can I refuse the mistress?
*looks at shoes*
*Looks suspiciously at Morbid Mistress’s whip and ball gag*
*Squeezes gently to avoid spikes on leather bustier*
aww spanks! don’t worry, i put cork on the spikes so as not to hurt anyone first time out.
*squeezies back*
*squeezes mistress too* Welcome to Blogland.
tyvm! i’ve been around, just took me a while to say hi. it’s like double dutch around here, timing when to jump in.
*squeeze back as promised*
I totally agree! They actually think I need to work around this place! However, today and tomorrow I should be failing as usual. Ooooh, and I have a special request. Tomorrow is my birthday party IRL. Can I have a failblog party as well? Will you come? All of the failpeeps? *Bats eyelashes seductively*
I can make a special effort for that one.
I’m flying out Saturday, so can’t guarantee a long visit, but I’ll at least show up for cake and ice cream!
Let’s throw a party at the Society of Procrasitination…tomorrow!
Hey, I’m serious. It really is my birthday this weekend. And I really do want a failparty for my birthday. 10 am fail. Be there or miss cake.
(10 am fail tomorrow. I have to bake the cake.)
10 am which time zone?
Eastern…. 7 am Fail Blog Time. Sorry about that.
Eastern as in US Eastern, like New York?
Yep. I guess we should use Fail Blog time as the standard around here, which is US Pacific, but it throws me off.
*Throws arms around Brewski*
*Snuggles*
I’mma miss you while you’re in China!!!!
We’ll only be a few hundred miles away unless you are in Tibet, Brewski.
Where are you Halifax? I assumed Nova Scotia. I’ll be in Guangdong province, in southeastern China. Not far from Hong Kong. (that’s the airport I’m flying into)
I still don’t have my visa. I’m starting to get nervous. The consulate is processing it.
Ok, Hali is clearly not answering – He’s actually in Japan. The whole “Halifax” thing has nothing to do with his location. So yes, you will be close by. Wave as your plane passes!
I think japan Mr Brewski. Halifax refers to a name in a book they are writing.
Yup, what they said.
Aawwwww!! Thanks Bearly, you’re really sweet!
*smooch*
Well Happy Birthday early just in case I miss it.
*Squeeze*
In your honor, I hereby extend
Commando Thursday to run the rest of the month!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yay! Thanks, Boobie!
*Flings Arthur of the Day thong into the air*
*fantasticsqueezieelbownoogie*
*takes a bow*
Finally! We can stop pillaging, keep the rape, and settle down here. Mmmm honey! Bonus!
But the pillaging was the fun part! The raping was just part of the job.
I mean you get food and treasure by pillaging, the only thing you get from rape is an STD.
That aint no typo… unfortunately
http://www.townoftisdale.com/
I hate all of you because you are all gay cat owners.
Oops, I knew I forgot something!
*buys cat*
*decides to be gay*
There. Can you now please hate me too?
My cat might be gay, but I can’t understand how, considering he is fixed. A non-fixed feral cat frequently stops by and gets all snuggly with him through the patio door screen.
TAKE THAT BACK! MY CAT IS NOT GAY! (Not that there is anything wrong with that.
)
My old dog would shag anything. Didn’t even have to be alive.
Your zombie dog would rape things?
He humps from the grave.
What can I say? He liked burying his boner!
I guess dead dogs do chase tail.
Now that someone mentions it, I think my cat IS gay! He brought home another male cat a few years ago…. I thought he was just being friendly!!!
O.O
I don’t have a cat sorry I keep little kids like you in a cage for Michael Jackson. But now that he is dead (rest his soul). I will keep you until I can find you a home ok?
Aww, 5_eagles, you are as sweet as honey.
No you are as sweet as honey and pure like the driven snow, as bright as any sun in any universe.KatzVanD.
:blushes: Thanks.
What about the rape?
I think Gary Glitter might take him off your hands. Give him a call.
Gary Glitter? Mr. Syzgy
My cat is not gay, he’s just very, very happy!
Are you feeling inferior?
needs more giant hedgehog.
Ah, beaten by about eight hours.
What with all this sleeping nonsense. We would be better off without.
*nails own head to floor*
Which feline cigarette is that directed at?
I see the ashes and poplars are having a tough time surviving in Tisdale?
And yew know the elm are aspen for their money back!
LMAO nice swell foop . Good morning to ya.
Good morning, 5.
Land of Rape and Honey and Rape.
Raping the honey’s?
Sticky dongs.
The men are here think you are as sweet as honey Jam wait as honey only not jam.
Eagle, don’t make me turn spongy now, eh? *wags finger*
Looking down I was not stalking you Jam. Passing compliments only sorry.
I apologise, I was a little abrupt but you can see why now.
All is well that ends well.
Dead people disagree.
Granny didn’t get to those ones yet.
ZA?
Yes Ma am. Jam
♪ She’s a bad ma’am-uh Jam-uh! ♪
Hedley LaMarr: “You already said ‘Rape’”
Outlaw: “I like rape”
“You said “rape” twice”
“I like rape….”
*limp paw*
“Mew know…”
Is there too much pea-ness in Tisdale?
Isn’t that a son of a birch.
I think the best way to cross the Land of Rape and Honey would be the Bydickle… get’s em confused…
motordickle would be much quicker in many ways
build me motordickle morbid mistress and you shall not be rewarded….. poorly…
*pulls out big box*
*rummages thru for spare…parts*
should be no problem at all!
nice!!
*rewards mistress with a bucket of honey and rape*
And remember, there’s a lot more where that came from!
you can’t rape the willing, you know. but i’ll play along
HALLELUJAH!!!
Could you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to build it and how much it will cost??
*clicks on Add Comment-button*
well let’s see. I already have the parts and slave labor is still quite reasonable even in this economy….2 hours and a day in the dungeon! how’s that?
as long as I don’t have vlad the impaler pierced through my schlong… yeah… okay…
but we have to spend a day together in Tisdale!
*is a “hard” negotiator*
it would be perfect to try out the motordickle.
Land of Rape and Nazi’s
=/
Sorry, not funny =.=
I wonder what the honey’s used for… No, I don’t I want to know.
edit: I don’t THINK I want to know
I think you would want to think twice if you thought that you wanted to know…
Either way… I don’t know… well I THINK I don’t…
I don’t think I know what I thought I knew.
“I don’t I want to know” is a fail, that’s why I “editted” that way due to no edit button being present
I think I know what you mean…
*don’t think I can think anymore*
I think you can!
I not the thought that not thinking is better than thinking that keeps you from thinking is it? Thoughts can be quite cruel to thoughtful people sometimes…
*squeezes foob*
It’s gonna be okay… trust me
rape the Nazis!
Why are these folks coming up with Nazis? I don’t get it.
Don’t you see the tree branch swastika?
I can’t see it… but maybe I should face the screen…
*turns around* ahh…. still don’t see it…
Obviously Nazis are honeys. There just too sexy.
What the?? Captain Obvious!!!
It’s: “They’re just too sexy.”
And you usually don’t say that…
Where’s your GS badge? I need to see some ID, buddy.
Uhm… here… *shows original GS badge with name on it*
Sir why are you always against me? that man just clearly said “there” instead of “they’re” that’s definately a violation of rule number three!
By the way, Noctaluca is totally good looking…
Safety?
Definately!
Mate, you do realise there’s no ‘a’ in definitely? I’m afraid we’re going to have to make a trip down to the station.
shit dude… he’s right!!!
Hi jam
Radebe, I most definitely do not appreciate how you are stalking jam, and I’m sure she doesn’t appreciate it either. Lay off, or I’ll have you banned from the site. Find a magazine to wank off to.
I’ll respectfully allow jam to reply if she disagrees with me.
Who are you? Kevin Costner?
No. But he’s got him on his side!
♪ And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-E-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Will always love Brewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwski! ♪
Hey, this is a no-stalking zone!
Awww.
Penguin rapist!!!!
I didn’t. Just cleaned the toilet with it.
You would if you could, but you can’t so you won’t!
A challenge? Ok.
*shags a penguin*
*smiles and waves*
*tortures it to death*
*eats it*
HAH!
NO YOU DIDN’T!!!
*takes giant bukkit and buries Arthur under it!*
The March of the …. *oh dear*
If you shag them they will come.
Arthur! How could you! You didn’t even give it a grilled cheese sandwich first!
Why would you boink a chocolate biscuit?
And a shag is a different kind of bird altogether.
Goooooood Morniiiiinnnnnggg Halifax
How are you honey? and rape?
I’ll make you a deal, I’ll pretend she doesn’t exist if you show me that bold text thing.
I don’t think we can trust you with the bold text thing.
Or even the slanty text thing
Or the
strikethoughline throughmistake thing.Ha! I didn’t know that one. What is tag for the “line through”?
I won’t tell you. I’m on a strike.
I’ll never del the other one!
You like to keep ctrl?Woo!
Tell us when you’re through with that strike, AE.
All this secrecy is making me feel blue
*tickletickle*
You are truly the masters… I bow down to you
*bows down to you*
*sneaks up behind Noctaluca*
*preglows ET finger*
Mwahahaha!
*sees shadow of glowing finger and hears terrifying laugh*
NOT A PROSTATE EXAM AGAIN!!!
The laugh is even scarier in German, isn’t it? *Watches sympathetically but doesn’t interfere*
Please interfere Bearly!!!!
WHAUAUAUUAAHHHHH
*scoots off with hands on bottom*
*taps foot*
Arthur?
I believe you have something of mine?)
*works hard with ET finger*
Just a minute… wait…
Ok, done. Sorry for borrowing it, it was a perfect opportunity. Erm… you might wnat to wash it.
That’s okay. Just ask first next time, OK?
Why is my butt glowing???
*snork!!*
Or the thing that makes you go
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
[b] PLEASE [/b]
HAHAHA
That’s funny! PMPL
Try this link.
pageresource.com/html/textags.htm
No one, and I mean NO ONE, will stop Brewski from being nice and helpful!
Hey, if it stops this guy stalking me, I’m all for Brewski being pleasant.
If that doesn’t, banning will.
YEAH! ’cause on FB, err’body loves a tattletale!!
Actually, the lovely part is that once a person is banned, they’re not around to whine about it. It is a surprisingly efficient method of pest control.
Brewski! Isn’t that a bit naive?
I prefer to think that one catches more flies with honey than with vinegar.
We can always ban him if he gets out of line. I’m watching him now. We have a deal!
THAT’S A LIE! You catch more flies with vinegar! Try it!
They just don’t taste as good.
HAHAHA!
*Offers Arthur chocolate covered ants*
Clicky.
Anu… oh, I see.
Slayer…I think.
Look what I found.
That’s a grate rape!
Don’t you think that was a little cheesy? *Squeeze*
It’s made of babys, apparently.
Yes, and I don’t want to know which part of the baby they harvest for that…
We at the Bud Light legal dept would like to reiterate that we do not condone rape, although we do like a little honey with our toast on occasion. Be that as it may, drinking too much Bud Light while hunting Easter Eggs has not proven to lead to rape. At least to our knowledge…Thank you and have another ice cold Bud Light!
“Please Drink Responsibly”.
Interpretation: please drink all you can without puking. If you do puke, please drink more. But just don’t be stupid and drive or anything, because then lawmakers will come down on us with more regulations. We are trying to look warm and cuddly, aren’t we so caring!! Have a nice day. Try a beer for breakfast tomorrow morning.
We at the Anheuser-Busch legal dept thank you for your support in our “Please Drink Responsibly on Easter” ad campaign. We also appreciate any help you can give us in expanding the role of Anheuser-Busch products in our every day lives. With a name like Brewski, we know you are “one of us”. We mean that in the nicest “most inclusive” way. We at the Anheuser-Busch Legal dept take pride in our excessive consumption of any product that contains the ingredients “barley and hops”. So now that you are fully vetted, please sign this non-disclosure, non-compete, non-everything else agreement and go forth and spread the beer! Thanks and enjoy a nice refreshing cold Bud Light for breakfast.
*blank stare*
Must. Sign. Form…
Must. Drink. Budweiser…
*convulses*
No. No! NNNOOOOOO!!!
*runs away screaming, ala BondFan*
*passes Pilsner Urquell to Brewski*
There there. Have a real beer instead. You can always wash your feet in Bud light.
*takes real beer*
Whew! Thanks Arthur.
Perhaps I can use that Bud to clean grease off my car engine, too.
The great satan actually does own some decent USA craft breweries now. For example, Redhook. So I do consume their products now and then.
(No offense/offence to Bud drinkers, it’s fine if you don’t particularly like beer and/or want a buzz and/or want to quench your thirst. If you enjoy it, then it’s good!)
*massively offends Bud light drinkers*
*calls them, among other things, sissys*
Reminds me of an anecdote: When I worked in a bar a guy comes in, orders a Southern Comfort with ginger ale and tells me to make a mix for real men (Männermische). I just had to laugh and told him “How about ordering a drink for men, then?”
You actually said that?? *rofl*
*orders Scotch and soda*
Yup.
I mean Southern Comfort??? With ginger ale? = MEN??? Seriously.
Arthur, you’re my hero. I’m proud to have you on my (now discarded) thong.
We at the Anheuser-Busch legal dept also wish to thank the city of Tisdale for their support of rape and honey. Although from a legal sense we cannot come right out and say that consuming large quantities of Bud Light will lead to rape, we feel there is a good chance that consuming said above alcoholic beverages may get you into the land of milk and honey. If you get lucky that is. Maybe that should be our next ad campaign. Drink Bud Light and wake up in the land of milk and honey! Anyway, we digress. Thanks for your time and remember to always rape with a frosty Bud light! In Tisdale that is.
We also should refresh a little quicker…Sorry
Thank you Arthur Eld for our newest ad campaign for our Indian market. “Bud Light the preferred beer to wash your feet in”. Although not recommended (we must do some animal testing first), we feel anything that drives sales and market share is not a bad thing. Thank you and enjoy washing your feet with a refreshing Bud Light.
Yes. After that you can get into the market for baby formula in Africa! I’m sure Bud Lite can be marketed as a healthful subtitute for mother’s breast milk.
Wait…you mean it is not already a healthful substitute for mother’s breast milk?
*face slap*
We at the Anheuser-Busch legal dept would like to apologize to all of the African families who have substituted Bud Light for mother’s breast milk. We would also like to thank the mothers for donating their breast milk to the Anheuser-Busch legal dept for testing on inebriated attorneys. Thanks and enjoy a cold refreshing glass of breast milk….I mean Bud Light.
Haha, “tis” also means “pee” in danish.. actually “Tisdale” in danish, would be “pee-valley”
So there you have it, pee-valley, the land of rape and honey.. myep
Rape is another name for canola. Tisdale is a major producer of canola and honey.
Rape is not canola. Rape seeds were genetically modified in a laboratory by exposing them to high intensity gamma rays. The survivors that germinated were tested for oil quality and the accepted few were put into a high performance reproduction program. They grow only in isolated fields, where there is nothing that would upset them. Don’t make them angry. You don’t want to see them angry.
Plus, in Danish, “Tisdale” would mean “Urin Valleys”
I’d like to point out that “rape” is another name for canola. And btw, in Danish “Tisdale” would mean “Urin Valley”.
Just FYI.
Wait, so they sign tells you that you’re in a valley? What valley?
Urin valley big tlouble, young man.
Sorry sensei.
*laughs*
*raffs with Mr. Erd*
That looks like a sign straight out of Deliverence
Squeel like a pig!
*Squeal*
Thats the name of the Ministry album
And one of the songs =3
THIS IS SPARTA!Is this the same Tisdale that used to be known as the “Land of MILF and Honey”?
Okay… that got me!!!
up up and away
*flies off*
land of make it like fondue and honey?
Will always love Brewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwski! ♪*
So you’ll leave her alone because I got your reference? Deal!
*Proffers hand to shake on it*
*Decides the Hokey Pokey is a better way to shake on it*
*Puts right foot in and waits for Radebe to do the same*
Ha! I didn’t get the reference. But I never saw that movie.
I think he’s still being a jerk. vv
So, I think this is an appropriate place to pick up the “nympho” thread again…
Comedian Brent Butt is from Tisdale.
Correct!
Recently, the city has considered changing the sign to read:
Land of Butt, rape and honey.
Is Waymon from Tisdale?
Waymon Tisdale from Tisdale has agreed to endorse Bud Light. “Bud Light is great for cleaning the grease off of my car engine” “I also substitute breast milk with Bud Light for all of my children” “My Indian wife uses Bud Light to wash her feet” A ringing endorsment for Bud Light from a well known Tisdale resident. Thanks and enjoy a refreshing foot wash with Bud Light.
(Insert witty comment here)
I’m way too tired today. ‘morning everyone.
Morning! *Inserts witty comment “borrowed” from the Admiral above*
I’ve got you covered.
Thanks, I’m just not feeling it today. Damn Thursdays always screw me up.
Maybe you will feel this?
*gooses with ET finger*
Gotta get those juices flowing! Up and at ‘em!
Oh wait, I spoke too soon. THIS is the appropriate place for the nympho thread.
Jeez! Go out for an evening, and everyone takes off with my ET fingers!
Morning Blue so whats new?
well your a lucky man, aren’t ya?
I’m not doing any hokey pokey with you teletubbies here.
bad previous experience?
He’s not able to turn himself around you know… bad minigolf accident… but he should tell you, not me…
Bud Light is proud to announce the addition of the Teletubbies to their line up of celebrity spokespersons. They unfortunately refuse to do the hokey pokey with Radebe until he apologizes to them for the above reference. Thanks and have a refreshing glass of Bud Light with your favorite Teletubby. Unless of course it is the “gay” one. Not that there is anything wrong with that. It just prefers drinks with little umbrellas in them.
…and they just ran out of honey…
Awww man. I told you we should have taken a left in Albuquerque. Now instead of the land of milk and honey we ended up here…
OMG…I know Tisdale!! MY MOM LIVES THERE
its in Canada, Eh.
and “rape and Honey” means Canola Seed..and Honey.
I live very close to that town. I live in Regina, which is about a 1 hr drive away. It loses it’s humor after everyone knows about it.
Duddde its totally a 3 hour drive. I live in Tisdale
LOL!! I bet all of us in Saskatchewan are like “ZOMG!!!!! A Saskatchewan town totally made it onto failblog! Quick! Email everyone and tell them about it!!”
Ha ha, that’s for sure.
Yep
Rape = Rape seed, which is what Canola oil comes from.
This is the name of a jesus and mary chain song/album
Wrong band.
Ministry actually.
Check the comments
IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR, YOU NEED A LIFE
Haha it says this on their website too! Go to http://www.townoftisdale.com
rapeseed and honey
Don’t have time right now to read through all 389 previous comments, but did anybody else notice the strategically placed “Crime Stoppers” sign right next to it? That’s gotta be a win, right?
Mac: Command+F + “crime stoppers”
or PC: – CTRL+F + “crime stoppers”
Any questions?
This is incredibly strange. I work and live right there in Tisdale at a small accounting company. To come on to Failblog, which I check every day during my break, and to see our town’s slogan as a Fail made me laugh incredibly hard.
Go us!
yay Tisdale for a few minutes of obscure fame on the internet!!
sweeeeet.
Some of the comments are correct. It comes from Rapeseed which is an oil seed crop. The name was switched to canola in order to market it more effectively. Now you find Canola oil at the grocers. Could you imagine selling a product called “Rape Oil”?
Canola is a flowering plant hence the honey part.
Someone says loli?
Tisdale is known as the “Land of Rape and Honey” due to its significance in both rapeseed and producing honey.
Rape is an important part of many farmers life, and they spend many weeks preparing for a bumber rape harvest. The enjoyment from the men and women involved in producing rape is evident, by how much hardward they put into producing the highest quality rape for everyone to enjoy!
DAMNIT! i live in tisdale….
I know ppl from there and I cannot belive I have never noticed this before. I guess most ppl just know what rape is round these parts.
Not really a fail, as rape seed is where we get canola oil. Horrible name for a plant, though.
“when slow kids meet fast animals.”
“wait up guys”
dun dun dun
“oh i got honey all over my legs”
dun dun dun
Dinsdale!
Rapeseed (Brassica napus), also known as RAPE, oilseed rape, rapa, rapaseed and (in the case of one particular group of cultivars) canola, is a bright yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae (mustard or cabbage family).
Maybe.
rape SEED guys… AKA canola. Lol
Ministry FTW!!!
I actually live in this town XD
so its kinda sad…
Why do stupid Canadians have to name everything they make after their country?
Canola
Canadarm
Canada Dry
Can’t you be a little more creative?
haha tisdale.. pretty sure we’ve never had anyone rape someone.. and the joke is “tisdale the land of rape my hunny”… but ya rapeseed and honey.. good stuff lol.. don’t think that sign will ever change
The Land of Rape and Honey. O_o
rape = canola.. rapeseed… google it people.
Photoshop is obvious, but it’s still freakin’ funny.
No Photoshop; that’s actually Tisdale’s slogan. (As has been stated numerous times in this thread.) In case you don’t want to read further, rape is another name for canola, an oil-producing seed.
DOUBLE FAIL do you see the sign that says “Crime Stoppers” ?
Hey, I’ve driven by that sign dozens of times. There’s a giant bee in Tisdale, Sask; i think it would be completed by Brent Butt getting raped by the bee in the butt.
What’s so bad about a land of cheese and honey?
Check that, râpe is to grate cheese. Anyway, what’s so bad about grated cheese and honey?
MINISTRY WIN!!!!!!
i wish their bassist hadnt have died, then theyed have made a second or thierd comeback album. i wish i knew who they were in high school when they came to my city….too busy trying to look cool with my wes borland riffs…fail.
lol i live there, the reason it says that is because back in the old days when the sigh was made rape was a type of honey
this is dead old. for as long as i’ve been extant there’s been a “land of rape and honey” sign outside of tisdale. national lampoon featured it a couple of times.
tis = pis in danish
Should be labled “WIN” instead of “FAIL” and it’s Al Jourgensen approved!
hmm i always knew that ashley tisdale was a weird one… well her and the guy with the fro…
How’s this a fail? I just figured they’re big Ministry fans.
Such an epic win song…
Ashley tisdale?
no. Tisdale sask. I’ve been there tons of times before.
I looked it up and there’s no mistake…they mean rapeseed.
Rapeseed is real? It isn’t a typo?
wow i live like an hour from there, been there a few times and i never noticed that jem
No, no… that sign’s accurate. >.>
Rape = canola
I’m pretty sure rape isn’t a problem in a small town with under 3000 people living there. My Dad grew up near Tisdale, in crooked river.
They get to keep the honey afterward, right?
International recognition for Tisdale, Saskatchewan, at last!!! Funny that so many people here actually know where it is!
Isn’t Rape and Honey the name of a Ministry album?
Ministry named their 1988 album The Land of Rape and Honey after seeing the motto on a Tisdale souvenir mug.
Thank YOU! FELLOW MINISTRY FANS UNITE!
Holy cow… I was JUST THINKING of submitting this picture (well not the exact one but a picture of the same thing) after going through my photo album this weekend!
This is an old pic. That sign is no longer there. “Rape Seed” is the propper common name for the grain grown to make Rape Oil. Yes.. there is such a thing. About 20 years ago the Rape growers decided they had a problem with marketing Rape oil so they used the scientific name for the grain “Canola”.
We live in Tisdale. The signs are still there and they still say “Land of Rape and Honey.
um… if thats your story are you sticking to it… we not only have one sign.. we have 4 arent they beautiful?
Ministry!!!!!!!!
Rep the 306 haha wow, Saskatchewan makes it onto a website with relatively good traffic.
rapeseed
my guees is that it should have said neverland and not tisdale
thats more like a double fail. look at the small sign on the left. it says “crime stoppers”
hahaha! And a crime stoppers sign is right below!!! FAIL
hahaha wow, thats not far from where i live!
I live like half an hour from there! That’s crazy that it reached a site like this lol Apparently Rape is a type of corn grown there or something like that.
it could just be rape seeds…they exist
XDDD My grandma lives there! I always though that sign was funny….
Al Jourgensen lives here. Props to the prior Ministry posting.
you mean like Ashley Tisdale…WIN
i’ve been to tisdale
it’s where brent butt (corner gas) is from.
Rape seed is what canola oil is made from but they just couldn’t call it rape oil
Ahhh…gotta love Saskatchewan
Rape is a kind of grain.
I had the same reaction as most of you when i first drove by the sign.
My last name is Tisdale…….this is hilarious…..!
mmmmmm….. honey….
this is actually the name of an album by Ministry…
no see the land of rape and honey means the land of honey yes but rape is a type of wheat, the don’t mean sexual assault
Ministry album?
land of rape and honey is a MINISTRY album title. this could just be an interesting peice of vandalism
Nope it’s a real sign
That’s the name of a Ministry album.
Wow i read about this in a book, the reason it’s called the land of rape and honey is because of rape seed which is used to make mustard
then what do mustard seeds make ? peanut butter? i live here rape seed is canola…such in canola oil…
I Kid you not. We were driving home from Edmonton a little earlier this month and we had to drive through Tisdale Saskatchewan (Home of Brent Butt from Corner Gas) And we drove past that sign and I burst out laughing like you wouldn’t believe.
This town is in Saskatchewan Canada. The “Rape” refers to “Rape Seed” now known as canola. The “Honey” of course comes from bees which are used to polluate the Rape Seed blossoms in late spring early summer.
Yup. Saskatchewan Canada. One of the prairie provinces in the middle of Canada. “Rape” refers to Rape Seed which is now called “Canola”. They make cooking oil from pressing the seed. They can also make bio-diesel from the oil. The Honey comes from bees of course. They’re used to pollinate the canola blossoms in late spring, early summer.
I laughed because the town was named “Tisdale”
Then i noticed the rape and honey. :/
rape is a type of wine
yaaaa im not going there……ps.im a girl “O.O”
crime stoppers fail;
What state is this Tisdale at?
I think it is supposed to read: “Land of rape and Shoney’s”
Haha I live in Tisdale and everyone beaks the sign
but no one gets raped or sexually assualted in Tisdale and no ashley Tisdale does not live here nor was it named after her lol. Tisdale is a small town that is pretty decent 
Hahah oh and its no mistake that it says “Land Of Rape and Honey” lol we’re famous for our honey farms and the huge honey bee at a four way stop in our town
Google it 
And it’s in Saskatchewan, Canada
prairie lands
At least they give you honey
Hey kids, come to my town! We’ve got tons of honey! like winnieh the pooh! wanna play with us?