Comments on: Fountain Jump Fail

By: JP85S

JP85S — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:01:42 +0000

I think he stepped on a whale, listen in slomo…..you’ll hear it:O

By: Jones

Jones — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:09:18 +0000

Ha. the chick in the slowed down version sounds like an elite off Halo.

By: McCabe

McCabe — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:58:04 +0000

I love the fact that there is a police man in the background watching at the start HA HA HA, btw before anyone says it, its a police-cyclist…yes we have them in the UK

By: Fraley

Fraley — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:31:09 +0000

0:21 sounds like a bad pokemon call

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:13:48 +0000

If I had a nickel for every time thats happened to me….

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:44:00 +0000

langer gets what langer deserves.

By: soe

soe — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:53:54 +0000

hahaaaa
scorpion!

By: billuwashereandfailed

billuwashereandfailed — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 02:19:28 +0000

cause 10 yrs are posting (did __ die?)

By: Lurchy

Lurchy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:07:20 +0000

and he only had a little scratch on his hand from the glass bottle he landed on!

By: Lurchy

Lurchy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:04:19 +0000

ha ha I’m one of his drinking buddies and I was there that night!! I’m the guy who starts to walk over to him at the end!! Never thought this would become so popular!

By: Bbycakes

Bbycakes — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:50:58 +0000

lol i live there x

By: srw

srw — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:03:32 +0000

nice dismount…..

By: tay

tay — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:13:05 +0000

ahh mad, dats on patrick st, never seen cork on dis ting b4, madd lol

By: DaBR

DaBR — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:31:10 +0000

This guy MUST have been in Beijing 08, with that kind of skills.

By: PuZo

PuZo — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:57:54 +0000

Do a barrelroll !

By: Fuji Yama Staff Member

Fuji Yama Staff Member — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:00:37 +0000

Where I come from, that maneuver is called a “Scorpion”

By: temporary unseen forces that be, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥

temporary unseen forces that be, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:40:46 +0000

thanks ZA

By: Madison

Madison — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:45:10 +0000

Ok, here’s what was going through his mind:
“Oh yeah! I’m gonna jump straight into that fountain! Oh god, that’s far down. I better sit down and get my ass wet. Ok, and for the moment you’ve all been waiting for… *jumps* OH GOD!! *lands head first* Ok, just gotta keep my cool… How about a backflip! Oh yeah! I’m sooooo smooth!!!!!”

By: rdt

rdt — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:17:16 +0000

FAIL? That was an acrobacy win!

By: Wormulon

Wormulon — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:07:11 +0000

that’s in my hometown!!!

By: hiperdododo

hiperdododo — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:57:22 +0000

Hahahaha! Great to on failblog and see your local drunk spot on the first page. I dont even know whats going on with his head and neck though

By: Mike Dedmon

Mike Dedmon — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:53:37 +0000

THANKS for switching to viddler! The videos are embedded in the RSS feed and are directly viewable in my feed reader. Couldn’t do that with youtube and the performance is MUCH better!

By: ME

ME — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:46:47 +0000

DID HE DIE?

By: 5 eagles "enigma"

5 eagles "enigma" — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:41:06 +0000

That was fantastic thank you very much I will copy it and save it Mr Roadkill.

By: Wadooga

Wadooga — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:28:50 +0000

These were mortal combat ninja movements

By: DemeterAUS

DemeterAUS — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:56:08 +0000

Wow, that’s ironic… When I was watching that clip I was listening to Pope De Fools at the same time. Is my computer sending a message to this video, per chance?

By: grond

grond — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:24:48 +0000

Serves that madridista-bastard right…

By: wat

wat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:12:33 +0000

woman have connection problems between the 2 sides of the brain, resulting in slower, irrational thinking, and men on average have 13 more IQ points then women
In short men are superior
*waits for pc brainwashed scum to cry about sexism*

By: Hitler

Hitler — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:07:15 +0000

1st

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:59:17 +0000

*raises eyebrow*
*squeeze*

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:58:10 +0000

And you can pass that on to KCTailkinker.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:56:08 +0000

Uh, just read your linkie…sorry to hear about Sooty.

*squeeze*

By: yussi ariefiyono

yussi ariefiyono — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:34:03 +0000

holy cow lol

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:33:42 +0000

*uses party favor*
*looks innocent*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:25:18 +0000

*stifles a giggle*
*looks guilty*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:38:02 +0000

This is a test.

This is only a test.

If this had been a real comment, you would be laughing now.

Test complete.

As you were.

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:24:25 +0000

I call Selective Gravity!

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:21:08 +0000

Hey, I do not have a short… oh look a chicken…

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:20:02 +0000

Just something I’ve been wondering, are you afraid of ever burning someone with a snork? Being a dragon must open up so many different fire hazards.

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:16:35 +0000

I love regular posters, in fact I’m trying to become one, but I digress. It’s a lot of fun to come here and read the funny comments that add that delicious Icing to the Fail-Cake (It’s a lie by the by…)

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:15:10 +0000

But the companion cube is forever… until you throw it into a fire, but who cares about her at that point. You know she was experimenting with other test subjects…

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:11:46 +0000

Now that is a slogan I can get behind…

By: Blackqhat

Blackqhat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:10:06 +0000

In my long life of say 20 some odd years I have learned that there are MANY things you really don’t want to know…

By: poorang

poorang — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:04:08 +0000

injury

By: Roadkill

Roadkill — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:55:14 +0000

Yes, I was young, single and had money and sporty new car.
I think I stopped in Pensacola, Fl., New Orleans, La., Dallas, Tx. (relatives), El Paso, Tx., Flagstaff, Az. (Grand Canyon), Santa Barbara, Ca., (relatives) and on to San Francisco Bay.
Was good times. I have since taken the family to most of those places.
**YAWNS** Good Night All!

By: Someone LESS Nicer than Jenny...

Someone LESS Nicer than Jenny... — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:47:36 +0000

I drove from one side of Atlanta to the other. Phew!!!

*Ok Goodnight my Fail-friends*

By: MRN ♂

MRN ♂ — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:44:07 +0000

I drove from Southern California to Connecticut in 6 days with my daughter a few years back. One of the highlights of my life. I’ll bet your trip was great.

By: Roadkill

Roadkill — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:38:52 +0000

cookie?
*lifts head off of shovel somewhat*

By: Roadkill

Roadkill — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:34:38 +0000

It was so long ago I forget that the final destination then was a base just outside of San Francisco, San Diego came later on.

If you gots a car in Orlando and you wants to has it in San Francisco, FedEx, UPS, FAX & Email aren’t an option, plus I’m not sure any of those choices even existed back then. (Al Gore hadn’t even been invented yet.)

It was a fun drive, I had a week to do it. I camped out in state parks along the way and saw lots of sights and met some people and relatives along the way.

By: Someone LESS Nicer than Jenny...

Someone LESS Nicer than Jenny... — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:30:06 +0000

I found a cookie

I am poking you with the handle of the shovel