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Resourceful!
The fail is the Bud Light, not the fact that the kid is holding a container for it.
Get the poster paint and glitter out rather than admit you drank that
Oh, wow. That *has* to be a photo from around here. I could print that off and show it to people I work with and half of them would think that’s a great idea.
You live in Arkansas too?
thats the est way to recycle
What part of GO AWAY and DON’T COME BACK did you not get?
Wow, I am gone for a while and it never changes. The trolls stay the same but the names change
OMG, we thought you fell off the face of the earth.
Welcome back!
*waves*
We won’t have to suffer from this one for too long.
Halleluja!
i feel sorry for you people getting trolled this hard and feeding it endlessly.
i welcome all trolling /b/rothers
Vegan Extraordianaire is depressed because she cant have a steak….. KatzVonFail
Half of your co-workers would think that’s their child.
Shananana shananana hee-ee-ee GOOD BYE!
*waves bye-bye to troll*
You will. Soon.
Dont feed the trolls. And F*ck, dont feed with fries. You slow my browser.
I take it your mother didn’t have any wire hangars when she was pregnant with you.
as my mother used to say…you are never too late to be an abortion…*winces*
Where I come from they would cut out your butthole and replace it with your mouth so that you puke shit… yeah right I’m from glendale, CA!!
Woot woot! Cali in da hizzouse! *snicker*
“Woot Woot” (fail)
Cali (win)
Hizzouse (fail)
Grats the fact that you live in California cannot hide your fail
plunger and a trampoline couldn’t dislodge that f*cker
Banning will work.
*squeeze*
There was a videofail yesterday that was perfect for you…
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
GRANNY!
*running tackle squeeze*
Hi Guys! *group squeeze!*
*top hat squeeze*
Hello!
You will soon be gone without a trace. All that effort for nothing. Poor you. *patpatpat*
Hi Granny!
I pooped on a goat today! Are you proud?
holy crap, that’s awesome! so proud, and even prouder that you thought of telling me
Well, I had to tell you since it was your goat.
Oh, you’re a racist right wing conservative type. That explains your personality problems.
*Shoves F*ck*
Some people are like a Slinky…
Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Welcome back Ry!
Those ARE personality problems, A bad home life, post traumatic stress disorder, economic standing, or being a crack baby might explain a personality problem….
psycoanalist FAIL
Prepare for your imminent banning.
I wrote an email a couple of minutes ago.
Same here !
and when it goes, we will again look like we hate each other…..Let us not fight sweet failfreinds!
YES K@ is right!
loaf peas and alcohol!
♪ All we are saying, is give peas a chance. ♪
I hate it when that happens! Last time it looked like Arthur was calling me a troll, because his imposter’s comments disappeared (…unless he was calling me that!
) Made me sad.
(Eek pun run!)
*Wishing for peas on Earth*
*appeases Katz*
Don’t worry, it was the impostor who got me mad, certainly not you.
Whirled peas-always a good thing.
Too much freetime?
Hey F**k how are you today its me 5eagles.
i watched the whole thing
damned straight.
She’s definitely recycling, so the environmentalists can’t complain!
But…but she is picking up chicken embryos…..and the paint is carcenogenic….and she is stepping on grass…and they obviously have a car….and look at the size of that bin…
*hyperventilates*
Quick! Breath into this plastic bag!
4by4…..plastic….carbon dioxide…..vegans
*faints*
You called? Why are you on the floor?
*comes round*
sorry, went into environ-mentalist mode
*offers an e*
*adds to collection of letters left off words*
Spoilsport! Was trying to get you high.
I will trade you this “G” spot for an “e”?
Pimp an eagle?
What is the question Jam? Pimp an eagle?
Good morning to ya eh.
You were selling your G-spot for… oh nevermind.
If I could ever FIND mine, I surely wouldn’t sell it…that damn thing must be around here someplace!
From my experience I have often found it, towards the front, and low in the vigina. Just reach up and around the front of the pelvic bone. That’s where it should be.
*switches ‘i’ for ‘a’*
I feel a little overshare coming on…
No not mine silly Jam.
I was offering to find others their G spot
Relax, it’s Bud LIGHT!
Very true! That stuff tastes like water anyway!
That’s the problem! Who would ever recommend that sh**!
Like sex in a canoe.
People need a good paddling?
though they tend to creek!
Those old oars all creek. Still good for a cruise though.
*snork*
No, F♥cking close to water!
Is there a warning sign for that too or does the ‘No Drowning’ cover it?
It’s a separate sign. Who wants to stumble upon some guy ponding his girlfriend in a canoe?!
Yeah we don’t want any floaters.
That’s a lot less rudder than I expected from you, Jules.
Well I can’t just go over board every time.
I can see how you wouldn’t want to talk kayak all of the time. Makes for a dinghy conversation.
*squeeze and waves*
But some times it’s fun to get knotty.
Not even big floaters for $.88?
yeah like in the good old western movies…
Ex prime minster Trudeau said you are not a Canadian if you can’t make love in a canoe.
Not THE Trudeau who went missing after a canoe trip?
The only thing that was ever recovered was a tube of hand cream.
Why does the term “space docking” occur to me here??
Drinking Bud Light is like having sex in a canoe? If you don’t do it right, you get all wet?
*wonders if “in a canoe” isn’t superfluous*
sex in a canoe = effing near water
It’s a hillbilly easter!
*Brings out leather vest and battered guitar*
Wow, I didn’t know you could fry a guitar!
wonder how it tastes?
I don’t know, but I bet it’s stringy.
Sonny, you go b’ile some water while Granny goes to wring that guitar’s neck! Them fancy Gibsons are some mighty fine eatin’.
To supply a light easy to carry basket for your youngster for the fertility festival, follow these fool proof instructions….
hmmm beer
Bud light kinda stretches the definition of beer though.
Aww, she looks just like her mum.
The basket won’t be to heavy after all its a Bud light.
Good morning all +squeeze+to Halfax,
K@not dead fairy,SYZYGY,Bob, GBF.
*squeezes 5*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*squeeze* to everyone. We got home at 7 this morning.
*squeeze*
How was it?
eeeeep eeeep yes do tell *squeeze*
I really enjoyed it! I don’t want to say to much, but I’m glad I went. The younglings debated differences between book and movie part of the way home. Then I had to sleep.
*Tackle*
*squeeze*
Don’t want to be left out.
Good morning KatzVon I did not see you there.
Good morning Anniebunny. Well you look good for being up at 7!
Good morning Jules. How was what?
Nest fail!
If I remeber correctly Annie went to the new Harry Potter movie last night. Just finding out what she thought.
I went to see it at midnight… am SO tired this morning – I actually felt sick when I woke up. But then one of my coworkers, who shared a tub of popcorn with me, feels sick too. Must have been the butter-esque topping… :barf:
Anyway, the movie is really, really good. They finally hit on the subtle humorous moments throughout the books. I was VERY happy!
Hi, Bearly Awake.
Oh thank you! Of course I fell asleep about five minutes later. I don’t look nearly as good when I wake up.
No, not you, sorry. But hello anyway.
*squeeze*
Hey 5eagle, I saw your post to me a couple days ago, regarding my aunt. Thanks. You have a fascinating perspective on things… I like it.
It came from my odiaa (heart).Mr Brewski.
what a waste of beer on a little kid.
at least it is rubbish from the colonies.
“Mommy, why do we have eggs and chocolate bunnies on Easter?”
I’ve always wondered why Christian Holidays have such weird traditions. A fat guy in red that breaks into your house saying ho ho ho and eats your cookies; you search for plastic eggs left behind by an enchanted bunny, etc.
ahem….all stolen….hem
excactly…
*Gives Nocta bukkit*
“Easter” was likely derived from Eostre, the name of the Anglo-Saxon lunar goddess.
Two of Eostre’s most important symbols were the hare and the egg, which symbolized fertility and new life.
I still don’t get what chocolate bunnies has to do with zombie Jesus.
*Takes bukkit and spills the content on the ground and investigates what it is*
Ancient roman stuff… you don’t wanna get to deep in it ^^
Oh and Chocolate bunnies sounds our fault ^^
They turn everything into chocolate over here!
Ostara…..the pagan fertility festival held on March 21st….rather suprisingly celebrated using the motifs of bunnies and eggs, due to the beginning of rebirth!
Thats all good and the gang but the chicken came first, not the egg.
Boy, I bet the egg was PISSED. Especially if the chicken just rolled over and went to sleep.
Adapted by the clergy so that locals would feel more comfortable celebrating under the auspices of the church.
all true….P.s egg came first, how do you reckon fish, dinosaurs, other reptiles and amphibians give/gave birth
Those eggs had to come out of somebody v a g i n a.
nope Cloacha (sp?)
Cloacha?
Close, it’s cloaca. Clickie.
Ah, now it makes sense. I thought you were talking about a clochard.
But it does answer the question, “how do I become a mermaid”
I think that happens when you swallow enough seamen.
You people from across the big pond celebrate some of the weirdest holidays. I like all of them.
So do us people on this side of the pond…
I know and every holiday is different. It is so cool. My kids laugh at me cause I like to celebrate them.
The wheel of the year- starts with Samhain 31st Oct/1st Nov- celebration of the death of the year, the start of the new one (it is pronounced Sow ween)
-hmmmmmm wonder what that could have become!!!
Holloween!
I was married to a witch see named her black cat soween.
This egg’s for you!
its a wiN!!
This picture makes me sad.
Okay, I’ll bite. Why does it make you sad, Arthur?
A little girl “hiding” eggs from a beer carton in what appears to be a caged lawn…
…right next to a trash bin.
Geez…when you put it that way, it is really sad.
Yeah… It’s like a jail next to a McDonald’s…
Hi, Arthur.
That was my first reaction as well. I like to think she’s having fun though.
Come on! To see a fail in that picture is rather ridiculous. Instead the picture is just funny. I think this little girl can even hardly read, what’s printed on the box.
Maybe she can’t read it now, but the Bud Light logo will always bring her warm fuzzy memories of her innocent childhood.
Poor Mom has a sloshy belly after drinking all that beer real fast so her ‘princess’ could have a basket. Sometimes it’s rough being a mom.
*brp*
But if the beer makes her pregnant, then she has to drink two boxes next year. Then she runs the risk of twins, then quadruplets, and then octomom. It’s a never ending cycle of beer, babies and eggs!
*flees from the horror*
…Now back to the previously scheduled fight with spouse!
*sells tickets to UFC quality fight*
*holds up SNtJ signs*
*doesn’t know what SNtJ means and gives K@ a quarter*
^^^^^^read her name silly
Oops ^^ *dives under desk and takes the keyboard with him*
I even googled it… *he felt pure embarassment*
Thanks K@ ^^
That’s one of the reasons I shortened my name a few months back – after Googling MRN to see what it meant when someone replied to one of my posts.
Wise move there!!! I think that Name (comment) thing really works for me cause that way everyboday calls me Nocta ^^
Are you and Granny in cahoots?
nah, I live in germany and my family is from Portland, ME ^^ I like to think I’m from cahoots though ^^
Hello stranger. Mornings aren’t the same without you.
*squeeze*
Hey! Good to see the real you back!
*squeeze*
*Sits next to K@ since she has survived Piggy Plague*
Have they started the fight yet? What did I miss?
*offers popcorn and gummy worms*
What’s going on today? Did they just install computers in an elementary school somewhere, or are the Guinness execs getting even with us?
LOL
It must be a mixture of both cause no Guinness exec would know Morning Wood ^^
Elementary School would imply some sort of education. It looks more like some sort of trained monkey.
the guinness nursery?
lol! They have to start training their lawyers somewhere I suppose.
You got it K@!
I do believe bud light logo bring joyous in her life
We regret to inform you that you are infringing on our new April marketing campaign titled “On the 3rd day He rises and grabs a Bud Light”. Please refrain from using any likeness of Jesus or little girls in any of your posts. Otherwise you will feel the wrath of the entire Anheiuser-Busch legal department, et al. Thanks and enjoy a nice cold Bud Light.
he he
This is not a fail (and neither are all the last “fails” posted). Every kid knows his dad drinks beer and thus every household has beer packages lying around. This used to be a funny website but it seems to have run out of good, genuinely funny fails.
besides, it is after, only Bud Light
Maybe I am the odd one out, but I find it very sad that a parent would give their child a beer container to collect Easter eggs in. How much trouble would it really be to come up with a more appropriate container? I guess it’s the combination of the child’s innocence with the adult’s boozing laziness that bugs me.
is a epic win, not a fail XD
Must be Mexican.
omg, goes to show how old underaged drinkers are when they start….stupid abusive parents drinking and smoking
i wondered where my beer went
The fail is in how poorly hidden those eggs are… i mean come on, really?
Does anyone think this is related to the Mailbox Fail?
A young child who lived far from the Dniester,
went out to find eggs once at Easter,
There were plenty to find,
for her mom was refined,
though her father was drunk off his keister.
Limerick Win!
That is the coolest most postworthy comment i’ve ever seen on a picture anywhere.
Oh, how I love the parenting fail…
That’s pretty depressing
On x-mas the child gets her presents wrapped in a RealDoll box
this is a fail just because it’s bud light..
Someone tell Jeff Foxworthy he has a new “You know you’re a redneck if…” joke.
and that’s called a parenting fail, kids!
you guys are stupid for uploading this and laughing at this. most likely, the chances that the girl is using that basket is because she’s poor and her parents couldn’t afford to buy her a basket. think about it, if you had to go on a easter egg hunt but you didn’t want to buy a basket cuz your family was under huge financial stress, you would probably have to take a box just like her. making fun of that stuff just isn’t right.
Ain’t nothin wrong with recyclin’. Sometimes you gotta make use of common household materials. I know I got about 10 of those things lying around.
I Guess Thats What Bartenders Kids Get For a Easter Basket
Looks like it would keep the eggs well protected to me. Slap some easter bunny stickers on there and your good.
Looks like a good “you might be a redneck if..” picture.
it’s light so it’s allright
Photoshopped – look at how she’s holding the container.
redneck dad most likely
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starting early! horrible!
It makes you wonder if the easter eggs have beer caps in them.
This is so sad!
thats a “great” age to start drinkin
Thats just retarded