Comments on: Appealing Sale Fail

By: Sandr0G

Sandr0G — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:18:46 +0000

HAHAHAHA

By: Alaina

Alaina — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:31:19 +0000

hahaha……us crazy Canadians! XD

By: cinsellik

cinsellik — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:25:02 +0000

snickers

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:37:39 +0000

That’s a pretty good deal on poop

By: funkprink

funkprink — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:12:31 +0000

Close we took the pic in Bridgewater. Still the funniest thing that has ever happened there.

By: PHAILE

PHAILE — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:26:31 +0000

You’ll need a flea coller.

By: Isengrim

Isengrim — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:27:37 +0000

I doubt it they’re fakes, coz I’ve seen many a badly misspelled sign from just travelling around.

Most of the errors are minor grammatical flubs, like misplaced (or missing) apostrophes and things like that, but really, the command of the English language that some of the people assigned to lettering these is just atrocious.

By: DumbMindedWoman

DumbMindedWoman — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:25:51 +0000

I robot 2? I big poop is propably the sequel.

By: Fat Ben

Fat Ben — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:11:55 +0000

Hey Come to my restaurant! I pooped everywhere and dont know where to sell it.. come and get hot fresh poop, form Fat Ben’s Restaurant

By: Jcrow

Jcrow — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:30:02 +0000

I think you guys should armwrestle, and whoever wins will be hereby declared the biggest poop.

By: Nova

Nova — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:10:48 +0000

*snort* Not exactly sure how I proved your point. You’re just proving how big of an arrogant ass you are.

By: Madison

Madison — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:15:39 +0000

YUM! :p

By: Madison

Madison — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:13:27 +0000

lol

By: Madison

Madison — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:11:00 +0000

One of my best friends once got chased by some angry lady hobo with a knife… True story.

By: The Kat

The Kat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:42:19 +0000

And Nova proves my point about people from Liverpool. ‘Nuff said.

By: Nova

Nova — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:55:44 +0000

“And giving the average IQ” I believe that you mean “given” not “giving”. Looks like your IQ isn’t exactly high either so maybe you should think a little before you reply.

By: Nova

Nova — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:22:37 +0000

Oh my gosh! That’s my home town, Liverpool, Nova Scotia! This is hilarious!!

By: The Kat

The Kat — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:43:09 +0000

OMG, I know exactly where that is. It’s outside the Sobeys grocery store in Liverpool, Nova Scotia, Canada. And giving the average IQ of the place, that’s probably the funniest thing that’s happened there in a LOOOONG time.

By: Limerick Man

Limerick Man — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:03:28 +0000

There once was a man named Connargan,
who had mastered all types of jargon.
He called his fruit “drupe”
and he called his shit “poop”
and at 88cents, it’s a bargain.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:09:41 +0000

Still funny, though.

By: JC

JC — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:57:43 +0000

I argu that a teenager rearranging a sign to make it say “poop” or “boobs” is not a fail. Its an intentional prank.

poop

By: Lamothe

Lamothe — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:30:11 +0000

*slaps hand against your face*

By: Stroudomatic

Stroudomatic — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:54:01 +0000

Big 8 Pop 1.08

By: m00f00

m00f00 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:37:40 +0000

Makes sense, Vic.

Translation for non-Northerners/Canadians: “Pop” = soda. “Big 8″ is a drink.

By: Noctaluca (It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again)

Noctaluca (It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:19:22 +0000

THANKS VIC!!!!

I was trying to recreate what the sign said before…

you saved my life!!

By: Vic

Vic — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:43:21 +0000

Looks like it was taken in my native Canadia from the prominent Tim Hortons sign in the background. I’m guessing this was originally for Big 8 Pop – and someone cleverly adjusted the sign.

By: Noctaluca (cheating death since 1988)

Noctaluca (cheating death since 1988) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:37:37 +0000

and that’s called snickers

*snickers*

By: 5 eagles "enigma"

5 eagles "enigma" — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:33:24 +0000

And it is $1.12 with corn.

By: 5 eagles "enigma"

5 eagles "enigma" — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:32:37 +0000

It is $1.04 with nuts.

By: Noctaluca (cheating death since 1988)

Noctaluca (cheating death since 1988) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:24:50 +0000

*Cheez’ it’s*

By: Halifax180

Halifax180 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:22:03 +0000

Those definitions on UD are quite crappy.

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (I'm big in vegas, check out my seizures palace show!!)

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:18:22 +0000

you mean there’s another one… hold on…

*falls on his knees and curses the urban dictionary*

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (I'm big in vegas, check out my seizures palace show!!)

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:15:53 +0000

well… you might not know of that way to tell the time… I mean its 1:11 pm…

update: by now it’s 1:14 pm ^^

By: General BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams/

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:15:45 +0000

I read BOTH definitions on urbandictionary.

*keels over*

By: jam

jam — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:15:13 +0000

*Katzqueezes*

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (I'm big in vegas, check out my seizures palace show!!)

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:14:41 +0000

Well over here its ten 1:11 pm ^^

Oh but that part with the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Cereal is true….

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:14:03 +0000

Sorry, dude. *snickers* My bad.

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:12:38 +0000

*M&M’s*

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:10:57 +0000

You’re awfully spry this morning. Too much sugar on your Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Cereal this morning?

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:09:18 +0000

*Makes notation in Jam’s Stalkers Log Book*

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:06:37 +0000

Late to the squeeze party, but here’s some anyway!
*squeezes Moomin, Arthur, Jam, Czuhc, and K@*

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:03:37 +0000

In nomini patri et fili et spiritus sancti. :angel:

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (I'm big in vegas, check out my seizures palace show!!)

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:01:46 +0000

Holy crap… I just poogled “space docking”… that’s really disturbing…

*sits around with opened mouth and twitching eyelid*

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (iconic version)

Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (iconic version) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:58:11 +0000

I love lamp…

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:57:49 +0000

Hasta la vista, baby!

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (iconic version)

Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (iconic version) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:57:00 +0000

Top of the morning to you too Frau von Drachenfels!

*skips around in circles and sings*

By: Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (ironic version)

Noctaluca (cheating on death since 1988) (ironic version) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:55:20 +0000

I didn’t buy it, I don’t even know where it’s sold…

*raises hands in innocence*

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:54:08 +0000

Space docking? Yucky.
*flees*

By: Ray Merkler

Ray Merkler — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:52:14 +0000

Step 1: Rearrange the letters on a store’s sign.
Step 2: Submit to Failblog and pretend it was like that when you found it.
Step 3: Everyone buys it. Good job, people.

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:50:11 +0000

I’m not sure I need a Big Poop, how much for a small? Is corn extra?

*G’morning squeezes for everybody*

Some exceptions, see full definition of "everybody", while supplies last, limit of two per customer per day, you should not use squeeze when pregnant or nursing.