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I big laugh!
and how much is it?
Ask Tinky Winky.
What time is it?
do you get to decide what the guy has to eat and then poop???
Why would someone want to do that? Wait…male sex slaves…
*scoots away from Noctaluca*
Space docking? Yucky.
*flees*
I love lamp…
Holy crap… I just poogled “space docking”… that’s really disturbing…
*sits around with opened mouth and twitching eyelid*
Sorry, dude. *snickers* My bad.
I read BOTH definitions on urbandictionary.
*keels over*
you mean there’s another one… hold on…
*falls on his knees and curses the urban dictionary*
Those definitions on UD are quite crappy.
*slaps hand against your face*
You’ll need a flea coller.
That’s a reasonable price. Two, please.
*poop*
*poop*
$1.76 please!
I don’t get it. Do they really sell poop?
Yes, they sell it in bowls.
Ow! I brought my own cup. Is it not big enough?
2 poops in 1 cup? Not gonna happen!
O.O
2 women 1 cup for $1.76 ??
The gentleman always offers his stool to the ladies (use a plastic bag in case of diarrhea!).
It would be a bit sh!t if they didn’t.
Hey! The sign said “BIG”. That’s a medium poop if I ever saw one!
Well, I wouldn’t want to short change you.
*POOP*
*POOP*
Oh my! Did I fart in your general direction?
I smell something ♬… in the air tonight…♬
How much for a small one?
40 cents?
So I can buy two small ones for less than one big one? Deal!
*shakes*
*wipes*
Hah! See, k@?
Your marketing strategy sucks. Then it would be cheaper to buy two small poops! I’d say 50 cents for a small one.
The hole thing looks like a rip-off to me. I smell bowel play!
Maybe they are running behind on current marketing
ah but I was discussing volume- for me a small poop would be under 100ml, and a large one over 500ml- thus marketing strategy works! people think they are getting a bargain when they aren’t….simples
Under 100ml?!? I’d call that a wet fart, not a real poop!
I roffled then followed through with a lol. HAHAHA
they are what I call sh1tlets!
But what if the poo is harvested from a baby nursery?
The large ones are circular, 2 metres in diameter…
I’d prefer a small one
Hmmmmm I could do with one, but how big? what length are we talking out of 24 foot?
By big, what they do is collect all of the poop that goes through their toilet in a mesh filter. It’ll eventually dry up, and will essentially become, a 2m wide circular PoopCake.
But I do not want other peoples!
Well… you could complain to the hobo that sits by the shop door…
*pokes hobo with stick*
“Urgh!!! Wha ya doin?? Me no like sticks… You like big poop? I tell you about big poops…”
One of my best friends once got chased by some angry lady hobo with a knife… True story.
How come you know so much about the subject? Are you in the business?
No, but the resident hobo seems to know a lot about it.
No sale. Quality’s more important than quantity.
It’s actually harvested in a childrens’ nursery, so utmost quality is almost ensured. They then lop it all together =D
Are they vegetarian children?
They’re cannibals, sorry.
You have a point there. The poop quality is indeed an issue to be considered.
Strange to see so many fails on those signs.
A lot of them may be fake.
15 minutes, we lasted ages today.
Sez the youtube-troll…
Hehehe…
I was just following orders.
“LET YOUR INNER TROLL OUT, JAM!”
I think I’ve heard the voice of GOD. Yes, yes it was.
FISRT!!111!!!!OMG
PHOTOSHOPPED
FAKE
DID HE DIE?
Are you two related? ↑ ↓
TROLL!! ZOMG!!11111 OMGWDFBBQ11!!ELEBENTY! Wargh!! Arthur, no! I’m being pulled into Jam!! ARGH!
Dunno!
NeroX, have you ever been committed or have decreased mental capacity?
Blurgh….? Fribble!
Yes, Arthur. I believe it’s possible.
Must be like DannyDeVito and Arnold. You being Arnold in that equation.
*flexes arms*
Oil be back!… later
*waves*
*squeeze!*
Hasta la vista, baby!
Yum, jam in the mornings! XD
lol
been committed to decreased mental capacity? Sounds like I work for Guinness WR.
TROLL!! ZOMG!!11111 OMGWDFBBQ11!!ELEBENTY! Even more so!
Demon, I cast thee out!
*makes hand gestures and reads random Bible passages*
PRIEST!! ZOMG!!11111 OMGWDFBBQ11!!ELEBENTY!
In nomini patri et fili et spiritus sancti. :angel:
“And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.”
TROLL!! ZOMG!!11111 OMGWDFBBQ11!!ELEBENTY!
I know, it’s disgraceful.
I was in tears.
*morning squeezes to all*
And I had so high expectations… *shakes head sadly*
Gooood morning, Moominam!
*squeeze*
*squeeeeeze*
sorry a little overenthusiastic there….but I am not dead woo hoo!
*claps some more, just to be sure*
Death and poop, what is this to wake up to in the morning?
Woo hoo! And now you decided to spread it on FB? WOO HOO!
I had it 3 weeks ago….I just thought it was a bad cold! doh!
The lamest pandemic ever! But good for you… *squeeze*
Pathetic huh!
*squeeze*
What did I miss?
*squeezes all around*
The Moomin took part in a Dragon boat race and posted videos on youtube. Jam trolled in their comment section
I may have encouraged her to do that as it’s funny under the circumstances.
*shuffles feet*
I laughed!
See… not my fault!
*squeezies all round*
Damn Guvna!
Grrrr…
Any chance of a clickie?
Clickie
Seen it!
The terrible troll infected all three vids
*knuckles*
*pokes*
*squeezes*
I dreamed that my gf pours a huge bucket filled with ice water over me. Dreaming that had the same effect as if she had really done it – I was immediately awake.
Did you need to cool down in your dream?
Not really. But I was freezing when I woke up…
He was stood behind Brewski and waving. . .
Late to the squeeze party, but here’s some anyway!
*squeezes Moomin, Arthur, Jam, Czuhc, and K@*
TROLL!! ZOMG!!11111 OMGWDFBBQ11!!ELEBENTY!
Not really ^.^
I doubt it they’re fakes, coz I’ve seen many a badly misspelled sign from just travelling around.
Most of the errors are minor grammatical flubs, like misplaced (or missing) apostrophes and things like that, but really, the command of the English language that some of the people assigned to lettering these is just atrocious.
cheapo! ….sheet-ea-poo?
a SHEET of poo? =/
I wonder if they deliver it in a cone or a cup?
Mr Whippy, or a Mcflurry?
Do you want a flake in that, luv?
Sprinkles?
It’s actually sold in bowls.
YES!! First time I try special things with text, it works! Yay.
I’m trying a special thing with a goat here myself.
*poops on a goat*
That is special.
*snickers*
*M&M’s*
*Cheez’ it’s*
Maybe they sell it as sherbert?
I reckon this is further advertising for our favourite taco seller.
Nomnomnom.
Crunchy, squishy and spicy all rolled into one!
Just don’t ask about the chilli flakes 0.0
Or the nacho cheese served with it!
Or the taco shell. You really DO NOT want to know.
On the seventh day, Chuck Norris told god to take a break…
Jam, I’d eat your poo
awww, how sweet!!!
*Makes notation in Jam’s Stalkers Log Book*
*Katzqueezes*
Aahhh now I get it!! It’s supposed to say pig poop… It’s so obvious now!!!!
*smacks hand on forehead, then faints because of the force*
I’m not sure I need a Big Poop, how much for a small? Is corn extra?
*G’morning squeezes for everybody*
Top of the morning to you too Frau von Drachenfels!
*skips around in circles and sings*
You’re awfully spry this morning. Too much sugar on your Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Cereal this morning?
Well over here its ten 1:11 pm ^^
Oh but that part with the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Cereal is true….
well… you might not know of that way to tell the time… I mean its 1:11 pm…
update: by now it’s 1:14 pm ^^
Step 1: Rearrange the letters on a store’s sign.
Step 2: Submit to Failblog and pretend it was like that when you found it.
Step 3: Everyone buys it. Good job, people.
I didn’t buy it, I don’t even know where it’s sold…
*raises hands in innocence*
It is $1.04 with nuts.
and that’s called snickers
*snickers*
And it is $1.12 with corn.
Looks like it was taken in my native Canadia from the prominent Tim Hortons sign in the background. I’m guessing this was originally for Big 8 Pop – and someone cleverly adjusted the sign.
THANKS VIC!!!!
I was trying to recreate what the sign said before…
you saved my life!!
Makes sense, Vic.
Translation for non-Northerners/Canadians: “Pop” = soda. “Big 8″ is a drink.
Big 8 Pop 1.08
I argu that a teenager rearranging a sign to make it say “poop” or “boobs” is not a fail. Its an intentional prank.
poop
Still funny, though.
There once was a man named Connargan,
who had mastered all types of jargon.
He called his fruit “drupe”
and he called his shit “poop”
and at 88cents, it’s a bargain.
OMG, I know exactly where that is. It’s outside the Sobeys grocery store in Liverpool, Nova Scotia, Canada. And giving the average IQ of the place, that’s probably the funniest thing that’s happened there in a LOOOONG time.
“And giving the average IQ” I believe that you mean “given” not “giving”. Looks like your IQ isn’t exactly high either so maybe you should think a little before you reply.
Close we took the pic in Bridgewater. Still the funniest thing that has ever happened there.
Yay! The Aspies have arrived!
*farts*
Oh my gosh! That’s my home town, Liverpool, Nova Scotia! This is hilarious!!
And Nova proves my point about people from Liverpool. ‘Nuff said.
*snort* Not exactly sure how I proved your point. You’re just proving how big of an arrogant ass you are.
I think you guys should armwrestle, and whoever wins will be hereby declared the biggest poop.
YUM! :p
Hey Come to my restaurant! I pooped everywhere and dont know where to sell it.. come and get hot fresh poop, form Fat Ben’s Restaurant
I robot 2? I big poop is propably the sequel.
That’s a pretty good deal on poop
snickers
hahaha……us crazy Canadians! XD
HAHAHAHA