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Not that bad of a fail.
Really though. You just put the kiddos in boxes and ship them off to school. Sounds easy enough, right?
No wonder kids think of school as jail.
“Window Lickers” not allowed!
This is the special bus for the retarded kid from South Park.
You mean Kyle? No!
Jews aren’t considered “retarded”… gosh…
*closes his eyes and sinks his head*
lame
Screw you guys I’m going home!!
@Noctaluca: Richard QFT!
QFT… okay i get that one! But richard??? Blackout!
heck, I was gonna say “recycling Win!”
Mutant transformer?
Who wants a ride on this magic school bus?
Multiple Personality Transformer!
when it transforms it needs therapy? *squeeze Katz*
Nothing a few antipsychotic drugs won’t fix.
*squeezes K@ back*
How do you get a truck to take its meds?
Now the trucks don’t work,
They just make you worse
Was that from the swerve?
The original version was “They just make me worse”.
They had to change it.
My apologies for this serious reply.
The original version also said drugs.
*shrugs*
You just crush the pills and mix it in their petrol, silly!
Would that be what Super unleaded is then?
Why yes… this is what happens when Optimus Prime goes on a bender and gets frisky in the bus barn.
That’s the bus for the really bad kids.
“No windows for you, you little brats!”
Claustropobic? Tough! Maybe the suffocation will teach ya a lesson!
who needs windows anyway?
my house
Potatoshopped! Look at the pixels and shadows!
Very starch observation there, Katz.
or taken with a cell phone or my camera… My camera is old and CRAPPY!!
The entire internet is powered by tubers.
and that is the root of the issue!
While computers are powered by chips?!?
(There’s a conspiracy here)
They are trying to mash us all!
*flees*
Is that what it all boils down to?
*hides under desk*
This thread is going to seed!
*hides with the Moomin*
*writes ‘I woz ere’ on the underside of his desk*
*whispers through door*
we need more eyes on the situation!
You all au gratin on my nerves. *leaves to get more coffee*
We need something better than a half-baked plan.
(:p at Jam)
croquets, we can use Mallets- *smashes stuff*
We’ll get a proper roasting when they find out we’re onto the potato conspiracy though.
They will have our skins if we aren’t careful.
We’re only small fries though, hopefully they will leave us alone.
If not we could always try to a- peel to the better side of their natures.
And leave everyone with smileys?
Just follow King Edwards example!
I’m off to Jersey. I just can’t cope with all of this media.
(*squeeze*)
You jumpered onto the wrong part of the thread
*squeeze*
I’ll jumper onto you and cake you if you’re not careful.
That transformer must’ve been confused… I wonder how he looks like when he’s in battle mode…
At least it’s not the “short bus”
For the driver who doesn’t want to climb up outside steps to get into the truck!
I road the short bus
*dunks niv’s head in bukkit*
What’s a bukkit?
It’s what you are required to dunk your head in if you misspell a word.
Is there anything in there, or is it just a bucket?
It’s full of the dunkee’s least favourite foodstuff all mixed up.
Is that LEGAL?
Probably not.
Then wh do you do it?
Um…
*tugs at collar*
LOOK! OVER THERE!
WHERE?
*zooms away in jeep*
Just get me the bukkit…
I deserve it.
Only Blaaargh, if no one has cleaned it out!
Where’d that jeep go? he had to pay for the bukkit he bought in my store!!!
I’m sorry? This bukkit wasn’t “bought”, it’s been FailBlog property for all eternity!
Do you have a receipt for that?
*shows receipt* here you can see clearly that it says: one bukkit of donkey-droppings – 25 cents…
Now that’s just silly. Who would consider donkey droppings as a foodstuff?
I am sorry sir but I must insist you don’t call my serious business “silly”
And why do you think it is for food? Did you eat it???
though I did have to replace it the other day, as someone needed it, and it had not been cleaned out for a very very very very long time.
*rides off on a donkey ramblin on about nobody havin the guts to help him catch the bukkit thief*
*arrests Noctaluca and puts him/her in custody for falsely accusing a general*
*takes his shirt off and turns on “bad boys” and says* I didn’t do nothin’!!! YOU GOT NOTHIN ON MEEE YOU GOT NOTHIN OON MEEE!!
*bangs gavel*
GUILTY.
*takes gavel out of the generals hand pats him on the back and says* let’s get you back to the old-people-place okay?
*looks to the sky and thinks to himself “will he ever get his peace?”*
*watches security guards drag Noctaluca away, kicking and screaming*
Ah, another day of justice is done.
*Shocks Noctaluca with taser*
Hee hee! I’ve always wanted to do that!
*gets watery eyes*
“Why Katz? Why?”
*Dies of missing bukkit*
Oops! Didn’t mean to kill anyone…
*slinks away before cops arrive*
I did not mispell the word I used the wrong spelling for the word on purpose to show I rode the short bus. I was trying to be funny I guess I Failed at that.
does that mean we get to drown all the lolcat-speak posters like unwanted kittens?
Soon we will have a fleet of fail busses mwahahaha
I claim dibs on one of them. It shall be named the Dreadnaught. Mwahahahaha!
Does it come in black?
I’d take pink too!!
With a bunch of bricks inside…not that it is any different from a real school bus.
If he puts down the “STOP” sign on the side of this bus, am I still required to stop and wait?
You probably should, or the driver swears at you.
“But officer! I thought it was a truck, I didn’t realize it was a failbus till I drove around it!”
I think this is a moving van win.
How else would you get to lorry driving school?
Oh. I was wondering where the veal in my supermarket came from…
The trap would probably be more effective if it was disguised as an unattended icecream truck, though.
Now THIS, is the wrong bus…
TRANSFORMER run run!!!!!
Good morning all you to Halfax.
Morning 5eagle too.
Haven’t heard from you for a little while.
Yes I went on a fast or four days man it was rough this time.No food or water for four days it hard on a body.
Nice recycling of old parts on the bus.
4 real?
Quite old news, but this reminded me of this news story. Clickie.
Poor kid. Now he won’t have a good name like my kids… Bud-lite, Big-Mac, and Lil Marlboro.
Bud! Go get Mommy a beer from the fridge!
People where I live can be almost that bad – I’ve heard of babies named Vagina, Placenta, LaGuardia (telling everyone a little too much about the conception?), Toshiba, Velveeta… the list goes on and on…
Placenta is an actual last name, isn’t it?
A former boss ran across twins named Siphylis and Gonorrhea. Pronounced siPHILis and GuhNORea. Mom said she’s seen the names written down and they looked so pretty. He left that to someone else to explain – RHIP.
Good morning GBF.
Yes it is a right of passage I go through every year.
G’morning! *squeeze*
What’s wrong, Katz? Did someone make fun of your Snidely Whiplash handlebar mustache?
*sniff*
*gets teary eyed*
Someone wwas mmean tto mmeee! WAH!
There, there.
*hands tissues to KVD*
Now, sit down, have a nice cup of tea and tell us what happened.
Thanks,
GBJB. I was verbally accosted and called “Snarky”! Can you 1magine?(ya, I am snarky. Just play along. ok?
)
*squeezes*
There there.
*Squeezes Moomin*
*sniff*
*sob*
Morning!
Good morning K@the fairies.You are looking good today.
Good morn Katzvon I like your other avatar the woman smoking
Thanks!
You have quite the collection of pin-up girls! I liked the Maxim magazine cover-girl better myself.
I can appreciate a pretty woman and I have a special spot in my heart for 1940’s pin up girls.
Schoolbus for blind kids.
LOOL
For whom it may concern (primarily Hali, Mooms, Paws, KatzVD, and Goofy)
Hey, Back from the Doctors (Boy was he thrilled to see me at 4:30 in the morning) He did some tests, gave me a brief physical, and determined that there is no immediate problem. But he was curious as to why I have suck frequent Brown Outs and Black Outs, so he did the whole “I need to take blood, is that OK? Now pee in this cup” routine and hes sending it over to a specialist. So, who knows
(please let 
still work)
OK. So : eek: is the Blowjob one? I see. Well replace Miss. BJ up there with the old style
emote.
I am glad you are well xcainex
Thank you Eags
*squeeze*
“Suck frequent Brown outs”
Not sure what that means.
Such****
Still don’t get the brown outs part.
Good to know you are ok though.
Clickie for Wiki article on a Brownout. Its a short one.
Try clicking this one instead.
Ohhh. A grey-out.
Grey Out Brown out, Red Out. They’re all fun until you fall down the stairs. (I do kind of like the sensation of it. But the not so good threat of brain injury really kills that buzz)
I did a grey out at 60mph going through roadworks on I85 in Clemson. No fun at all, I can assure you. Keep bugging the doctor.
Brown outs? Eeek! Did you make that in time?
)
(Only kidding, good news.
Yes it is. Might I ask why you were Goofy? And why are you Still Goofy?
Were people getting confused that you were Goofy?
I was dogging on the last FAIL… no, wait… what?
Yeah I confused myself too. I still have a headache.
Hey Caine, I saw what happened on the previous fail. I’m glad you’re ok, and very glad you listened to the Moomin and called your doctor, even if he said there was nothing immediately wrong. Moral of the story: always listen to the Moomin.
But seriously, LOC is a big deal, so you should always be checked out afterward. How’s your bum?
Sore.
*squeeze*
Glad to see you back.
*return squeeze*
:monkey:
Glad you aren’t concussed or anything. Hope the Docs can help you with the falling down thing.
*welcomebacksqueeze*
*Welcome back too squeeze*
:monkey: !
Definitely something to look into, Caine. Be persistent even if the doctor can’t figure it out. That’s not good.
*gives Katz a seeing-eye dog*
Hey thanks everyone. Seriously the people on this site are awesome until the end (They might be even more awesome then)
And I always listen to Mooms. Always :Insert the old mad here:
In the end, we’ll all be fighting to say last.
*squeeze*
BTW- I may actually have swine flu- woo hoo! (2 of my friends had it confirmed yesterday)- this may mean time off…YAY!
*dons breathing mask*
How very boaring for you, having to be quarantined.
It all started because someone was being unsanatary while handling animals. Why do people have to be such pigs?
Do you think K@ should make a la’swill and testament?
We will be sowwy if anything happens to her.
Alcohol is a good remedy. As long as K@ drinks swine, she’ll be fine.
I will try not to hog too many bottles though!
In a pig’s ear, she will! Of course, if she’s swilled enough, she won’t care…
Yay. More people getting threats of life threatening injuries/ diseases (even though I think the media made a bigger deal out of it than it actually is)
*takes off breathing mask and sucks in those Swine Flu germs*
*get’s pale white skin and faints*
CODE RED FOR for Noctaluca
*wakes up in bubble*
good god…… what the..?
I’ve always wanted one of those!!!!
*Does groping test to determine the sex of Noctaluca*
*Get’s a stiffy but sucks it back in*
*gets really big eyes*
gosh what did I just say??
My eyes! My beautiful eyes! I can’t see!
*closes curtain so 5eagles & Nocta can be alone*
*feels along wall to find way back out of the room*
I’m in a bubble… there’s nothin going on!
I assure you Katz!!!!
*feels alone ’cause 5eagles has left too*
Come back Katz! COME BAAAACKK!!!!
If I ever get outta this bubble, I’ll visit Las Vegas…
I want to win in the Seizures Palace for once in my life!!!
(apologies)
*Snork*
*squeezes bubble*
You are not alone, I am back *in a creepy voice*:)
Thanks you guys!!!
At least people care about me when I’m in a bubble ^^
how paradox… I wanted to be accepted and the only way I will be is to be locked away…
*tries to reach out to k@ to squeeze back… then realizes he can’t and lowers his arms slowly*
Bus Mania
School bus figure 8? That is definitely not old school.
*Pssst!* Jenny! Thanks for changing your name!
I really like that name, actually. Dunno if it’s your real one or not, but it’s a nice name, that’s why I was sad to see it gone.
It is my real nickname
Did you catch my couch-surfing video the other day?
Yes, ha!
Beer+drunk frat boys = danger. Channel-surfing is safer.
Crummy photoshop job.
taking illegal immigrants to language classes?
Chuck Norris can close revolving doors…
Tell me you are not dead. Tell me it isn’t so….
okay… I’m not dead… ^^
not funny
tell that to chuck’s face!
I say, ingenuity WIN
Epic!
so, how in the world the kids will ride that bus?………but trully that is wery funny))))) hahahah
Hey, whatever works works.
its the holocaust all over again
Where you see FAIL, I see AWEXOME!
where you see AWEXOME, I see AWESOME!!!
THis isn’t a fail, it’s a recycling win!
…shipping kids by the truck load since 1984…
dang…wish my school had this bus back then
Recycle WIN!
O’ my GOD! Is it a school bus or a loader!
An, another epic fail for Failblog
because this decidedly an
EPIC WIN
gentelmen, this is WIN
it probably was just a truck body mounted on a school bus chassis, after all there probably isn’t much difference between a bus chassis and a truck chassis
Mexican school bus lol
[j/p]
Obviously photoshopped i could do that in 5 mins
Recycle win
Urban Camoflage
Lolwin! just pile them all in there!
notice thats probably a bus for imigrants, they jump in, frm different countrys and then get off outside of schools in different countrys
School bus….
…
…
ORLY?