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Main Entry: first
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: earliest in order
Synonyms: aboriginal, ahead, antecedent, anterior, basic, beginning, cardinal, early, elementary, first off, front, fundamental, head, headmost, in the beginning, inaugural, inceptive, incipient, initial, introductory, key, lead off, leading, least, number one, numero uno, opening, original, pioneer, premier, primary, prime, primeval, primitive, primogenial, primordial, pristine, right up front, rudimentary, slightest, smallest
Antonyms: final, last
Main Entry: first
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: highest in importance
Synonyms: A-number-1, advanced, arch, champion, chief, dominant, eminent, first-class, first-string, foremost, greatest, head, head of the line, leading, main, number one, outstanding, paramount, predominant, preeminent, premier, primary, prime, primo, principal, ranking, ruling, sovereign, supreme, top of the list, top-flight
Antonyms: last, least
Main Entry: aboriginal
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: belonging to one, existing in a place since prehistory
Synonyms: ancient, earliest, endemic, first, indigenous, native, original, primary, primeval, primitive, primordial
Antonyms: foreign
douche -/duʃ/ noun, verb, douched, douch⋅ing.
–noun
1. a jet or current of water, sometimes with a dissolved medicating or cleansing agent, applied to a body part, organ, or cavity for medicinal or hygienic purposes.
2. the application of such a jet.
3. an instrument, as a syringe, for administering it.
4. a bath administered by such a jet.
–verb (used with object)
5. to apply a douche to.
–verb (used without object)
6. to use a douche or douches; undergo douching.
Origin:
1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile ) + -iōn- -ion
Main Entry: droppings
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: excrement
Synonyms: cow pies, cowplop, crap, dung, feces, fertilizer, guano, manure, meadow muffin, night soil, ordure, poop
Main Entry: dung
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: excrement
Synonyms: cow pies, cowplop, crap, droppings, feces, fertilizer, guano, manure, meadow muffin, night soil, ordure, poop
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Main Entry: excrement
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: excretion
Synonyms: body waste, chips, discharge, droppings, dung, egesta, evacuation, excreta, fecal matter, feces, manure, ordure, perspiration, secretion, stool, sweat, urine, waste matter
Main Entry: filth
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: dirt, pollution
Synonyms: carrion, contamination, corruption, crud, defilement, dregs, dung, excrement, feces, feculence, filthiness, foul matter, foulness, garbage, grime, impurity, manure, mire, muck, mud, nastiness, ordure, putrefaction, putrescence, putridity, refuse, rottenness, sediment, sewage, silt, sleaze, slime, slop, sludge, slush, smut, trash, uncleanness
Antonyms: cleanliness, purity, sterility
haha Fail!!
lamonthe, you suck.
WTF?
Main Entry:
1win Listen to the pronunciation of 1win
Pronunciation:
\ˈwin\
Function:
verb
Inflected Form(s):
won Listen to the pronunciation of won \ˈwən\ ; win·ning
Etymology:
Middle English winnen, from Old English winnan to struggle; akin to Old High German winnan to struggle and probably to Latin venus sexual desire, charm, Sanskrit vanas desire, vanoti he strives for
Date:
before 12th century
transitive verb
1 a: to get possession of by effort or fortune b: to obtain by work : earn
2 a: to gain in or as if in battle or contest b: to be the victor in
3 a: to make friendly or favorable to oneself or to one’s cause —often used with over b: to induce to accept oneself in marriage
4 a: to obtain (as ore, coal, or clay) by mining b: to prepare (as a vein or bed) for regular mining c: to recover (as metal) from ore5: to reach by expenditure of effort
intransitive verb
1: to gain the victory in a contest : succeed
2: to succeed in arriving at a place or a state
— win·less Listen to the pronunciation of winless \ˈwin-ləs\ adjective
— win·na·ble Listen to the pronunciation of winnable \ˈwi-nə-bəl\ adjective
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do i [b]FAIL[/b] ?
yes i do
As far as I’m concerned, your comment is the top of this page. I don’t have time for this kinda nonsense.
least he wins in ways of origin!
Tl;dr
Saying first is saying first, whether or not you copy and paste the definition from dictionary.com…
But It is where mummy works….
And he’s so proud of her, too!
She practices so much at home!
Apparently they have had the “talk.”
I’m wondering if she sells snow shovels at Home Depot, too.
No looks like she knows how to work a garden hose.
Classic old-fail reference, WIN!!
*peeps at velvet’s show*
*pinch*
*Squeezes all in sight*
*squeezes*
Howdy stranger.
Howdy. Boy I’ve missed the antics of this place.
And I missed the cuddle puddle on Fri and the BBQ yesterday!!!
Good to see you back
Today we’re licking Leila. Make sure you don’t miss out on that.
OH! I’ll go do that now!
Aiki! I missed you!
*Barrels at Aiki and gives him a flying squeeze*
Don’t ever leave us like that again, k?
Sorry…
*Catches Bearly and twirls*
Work got between me and Failblog this week…
The nerve! I have to keep reiterating that we are waaaaayyyy more important than real life! *wink*
So that’s what that shiny pole in the living room is for.
Stripping, the work choice of millions of single moms the world over.
Alright, Brewski, what’s with this China crap I’ve been hearing about? Spill it, bud!
Oh Brewski. *sigh*
Don’t forget to take your deoderant, and don’t leave your luggage unattended at the airport – even if you have to potty…
*squeezes*
I leave Saturday morning, will be there a week. I’m madly trying to get everything ready. We have a prototype build prior to production. I’ll be meeting with our manufacturing partners, checking the production line, planning test strategy, verifying/testing PCBs, and singing off-key karaoke.
I’ll try to sneak in a post here and there when I get a chance. I’ll have internet access at work and at the hotel.
Oh, how exciting!! Best of luck on your trip. And remember: just because the menu says ‘chicken’ doesn’t mean it’s chicken.
Menu? You just point at the animal you want, then they go kill it and cook it. So even though I’ll know what I’m eating, I won’t know what I’m eating. Last time there were some cucumber-sized things that looked like gigantic squishy slugs. I think they might have been sea cucumbers, but I’m not sure. It actually wasn’t too bad.
Has scary !mage of you and coworker Bob in line at the same time. You are examining the meat choices so you turn to Bob and say ‘why don’t you order 1st’ and casually point your finger in his direction. Next thing you know you are flying solo in China.
*snork!* That’s how I ended up eating the sluglike things. I pointed at them, and asked “What in heck are those??”
*snorkity!*
.
That’s like attending a tobacco auction. If you’re walking along with the group with your hands in your pockets with your index finger out, you’re actually bidding on tobacco.
I thought I was just playing pocket pool. You’re saying I just ordered several bushels of tobacco?
Yes, but it’s all brightleaf so you’ll be able to resell it easily.
.
: wink :
Well, then, as long as it’s only for a week – *squeeze*
Sounds like a great trip!
BTW – a prototype of what? (It’s okay if you can’t say, I’m just curious.)
Well… it’s kind of a home audio product. I could email details if you’re curious. It’s public, so no intellectual property worries.
Yeah, I’d like that. I’ll see if aiki can send you my e-mail (so as to avoid troll issues.)
Yes, I’d like to get email addresses to people, but don’t have a convenient method.
Is aiki on vacation? Malicite? Emperor? SB? Starfish?
I miss Bod and Cuddles.
Where have they gone?
No not on vacation. A co-worker took off for vacation and everyone else thinks that means they shouldn’t work, so I am stuck with a large amount of work… though it is almost done now.
Whew! Aiki, I sent you an email last week.
@Moomin: Cuddle’s employer blocked FB. Who is Bod?
And if you’re still there…
*aikisqueeze!!* Come back!!
Bod’s a little sheep who went to act in a play about Handel in Germany. He never came back. He used to make me cry laughing.
Hey Brewski. I tried to email back yesterday. Did you get it?
No. Hm. Maybe it got spam-filtered?
I know, you liked the we-vibe so much you guys are trying to recreate it right?
**TP! You should take some charmin with you, and…
I knew I forgot something on the shopping list last weekend!
*moves we-vibe to top of list for next trip to local grocery store / adult entertainment shop, the “Shake N Bake”*
UhUh!! While you are there, can you order a shiny pole for the Cuddle Puddle?
TY and *squeeze* and *smooch* and *pinch* and …
Only if you promise to make use of it!!
*squeezes*
*shock* but…but…how can I do that? I only wear three strategically placed scales from gaynorvader.
Only three? One would think you would need four, but hey I like the view from the back this way.
ACK!!!
*finds gaynorvader, sneaks and removes another scale*
Leave it to the dog to find a rear opening.
*Pops in thread*
*Licks Liela*
*runs away*
Yummy. Been waiting a little while to do that
I am surprized they sell that shirt in that size.
That was my thought, too, Jules.
Maybe it’s designed for
Midgvertically challenged people?Maybe it suffered from shrinkage.
A shriveling of sorts.
I was in the POOL!
THE POOL!!! Don’t women know about SHRINKAGE??
T*tty hard on?
Watch where you are pointing those. It looks like they could cut glass.
*looks down*
Yup…sorry. It’s a freaking meat locker here. I need to thaw.
Same O.O
Really makes you wonder what a lot of parents are doing out there…..
anatomy lesson win
That chair is a bit short for a proper lap dance…
Maybe mom is a ‘little person’?
.
*squeeze*
*smooch*
If not, she could enlist juniors support to see if she is too loose. “Ok, junior, try to clap your hands!”
Ugh, did I actually type that??
*feels dirty, jumps in shower*
*smooches velvet*
I missed you!
*proffers mind bleach*
Isn’t that child labour?!
Child labor is why he can successfully clap his hands.
Don’t forget to apply alcohol liberally.
alcohol=all cure all
Warning: consumption of alcohol can cause pregnancy.
Another classic fail WIN!
*cringe*
Midget Porn!
Woohoohoohoo!
It’s not the size that matters but how you use it.
…and who you use it on!
bell on a stick.
I use mine to interfere with badgers.
How do you do it?
*FLY BY SQUEEZES TO ALL!!!*
Sorry, guys – I actually have stuff to do today at work. I will pop in later if I have a chance. Miss you! *Bear hugs*
See you later, Bearly!
*squeeze*
You are my favorite bear…Don’t leave!!! Screw work.
Ok, so I’m trapped in my office right now – the media is out there and I am so not crawling over reporters to get out – so undignified! So I’m failing with you guys for a minute. *Contented sigh*
I am glad. *squeeze* Please don’t let the media know I am here. *puts on dark sunglasses*
*Shines spotlight on Leila*
*Erects neon sign pointing to her*
*Whistles and walks away*
Great!
*takes pliers and forcibly removes a canine from Bearly’s mouth*
I swear, Jules was just resting there! I wasn’t eating him or anything!
LMAO Bearly!!!!!!
You just can’t let a sleeping dog lie, can you?
To my defense, I didn’t see him down there.
I have to admit sometimes it is hard.
Just beat it.
*snickers*
Bearly said erect!
*snickers*
You make it very hard to come up with a comment that rises to meet your firmly delineated standards.
*snickers*
Bearly said delineated!
*snickers*
It’s hard to tell who is the real Ms B!
Will the real Ms B please stand straight up?
*hides in the corner*
I like to fly below the radar.
*stolen from Bearly*
*Shines spotlight on Ms B♥*
*Erects neon sign pointing to her*
*Whistles and walks away*
What is with the big neon erections today?
Standards? Where we are going we don’t need standards!
Do tell!!
Did they find out about your sordid Failblog history?
Bearly works for GWRL.
BITE YOUR TONGUE! My line of work does not involve such epic fails!
*holds up mic*
Bearly, How does it feel now that your company has been absolutely OWNED?
Er, I don’t work for a company. No further comment.
Oh, very well then.
*Takes all of media with him*
All her media belong to you?
Yeah we need to catch up on current events. That’s where all this stupid Obama news is coming from.
“Obama killed a housefly!”
NOOO! That was Buster the Philly horse fly. Whatever will we do now?
Use taxpayers’ money to hold a memorial service at the Staples Center
*gives Bearly a serious wedgie*
What did I do to deserve all this?
*Goes to corner to cry a little*
Aaaaaaaaaw!!!!! I am sooooowy. I won’t do it again. Popsicle?
*goes to corner with Bearly*
Dammit!!! Stolen identity FAIL.
Sorry again Bearly.
*chomp*
Yow!!!
Mah tongue hathn’t been thith thwollen thinth I tried to uthe that penith pump on it.
Not you, Brewski! But since you’re into S&M, mind if I have a nibble?
Anything for you Bearly.
A nibble, a bit, a byte. Two is a nice complement.
It’s not even noon yet (my time) and we are already nibbling!!! Yay!!!!!
*nibbles Brewski’s ear*
*passes Brewski a quarter*
Two bits!
How did you get hold of my 2 bits??
*puts bits back in his pants…pocket*
I approve of your reference. *goes back to lurking for cookies*
The media is here because candidates are filing for office. It is strictly local media (thank goodness), but is annoying nonetheless.
Should I order you a pizza for lunch (and make-up).
*note: pizza is for eating, not to be worn on face *
*eats makeup*
*burps a multicoloured cloud*
Whoops.
*flees*
*cough! cough*
Moomin!! You can’t eat make-up.
Jenny, may I have a cheese pizza heavy on the cheese please?
I escaped and am now having lunch!
Did Brewski lick your lunch?
..only if she is lucky.
I dunno. Fifteenth?
No, mom, I was your fourth. Little Charlie was your fifteenth. Sheesh!
They start young these days!
Have you seen my kitty Taya lately? : SAD :
inb4blackjokes
lol
At first I read Pee-Show and I was wondering what would be wrong in the picture… but then! PEEP SHOW???
*jumps through the window on the lawn and eats grass*
Noctaluca, you and ZA will make a great pair. He’s deceased, too.
ZA? You mean ZA Zaraccus??
HE’S DECEASED???
*falls an floor and lies on his side, starting to cry and sob hysterically with an opened mouth*
:eyeroll:
Zombie Apocalypse!
:tootsieroll:
:eggroll:
:forwardroll:
:sushiroll:
:swissroll:
:arcticroll:
:dropnroll:
:rickroll:
:sausage roll:
:rocknroll:
::barrelroll::
:barrelroll:
:creditroll:
)
(Thankyou Qwaz
:thwacka(t)roll:
(Any time, Moomin)
:springroll:
:rollmop:
:fatroll:
I love Peeps. They remind me of The Moomin.
Maybe he just loves his peeps.
*runs in and squeezes Jenny*
*sniff*
*scoots off again*
*squeezes and sniffs The Moomin*
*gets on all fours and sniffs where The Moomin Scooted*
Har!
*rubs peeps on walls to leave a false trail*
*hides in airing cupboard*
Aww man!
*munches peeps in hideyhole*
Here, Jenny! *points*
This cubby the hole you’re looking for.
*Flings cupboard door open*
*Gets a couple armfuls worth of The Moomin*
Meep!
Pssssst.
You should ask Jam if I smell of marshmallow.
She’s had a real squeeze.
*squeeze*
Sorry, that falls into my ‘don’t ask questions you might not like the answer to’ category.’ I can’t take the chance that you don’t.
Lucky Jam!
*I feel like Pepe Le Pew today*
Hahahahahahaha.
You’re chasing after paint covered cats?
I’m just trying all day to get a squeeze.
*squeezysqueezysqueeze*
You’ve got to train them early!
*sets up minature bar and strip show*
*gets out tiny little seats for the audience*
*brings in her wee ones for their training*
Oh, Sally, no! Don’t take off your diapers when they’re brown like that! Most the customers won’t like that!
But then… some might even pay more…
and definitely do not throw them!
*throws toys out of the pram*
*Brings his nephew and sits him down on a seat near the pole*
Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag, he potato-sacks the ladies…
The name of this garden tool is also used to describe a ill-moraled woman.
(There’s 2 answers. Ones the truth, the others the “politically correct” version they used on Jeopardy)
I will reveal the answer when I’m done making muffins.
Could I have a muffin instead, please??
*gets big eyes*
Correct answer gets a blueberry muffin.
I spade my cat, so it’s definitely not ill-moraled.
*blink*
Say what?
While at least he did not rake it!
MUFFIN!
Secateurs! You killed the pun run.
I’m awarding Muffins to those who answered correctly. Don’t make me take yours away.
I don’t believe I ever received one.
*cries*
I’mower it now.
*sniff sniff*
I believe you did. (look down a few posts)
Nup! Forking rude that is.
Well here. You can have the last 3 muffins (10 of them went to Brewski)
Thanks caine! Jam just didn’t dig it, I guess. I was about to tiller the answer, but didn’t.
“Hoe”
Too late Eags.
Defiantly NO MUFFIN!!!
I suppose saying defiantly means you get a muffin.
Definately.
I have issues with that word.
lol… laughin my forkin guts out ^^
NO MUFFIN
*cleans up mess with a trowel*
HOE!!!
MUFFIN!!
maybe even Bitchfork ^^
HALF A MUFFIN CAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH!!!
Yeeehaaaww!!!!
did I already tell you that I am in love with you???
*unwraps the muffin and stares at it, as if it were the crown jewels*
It’s beautiful… *cries*
I hope one of them answers is right… I could really use that Blueberry-Muffin…
*gazes out of the window and starts to dream about things he could do with the muffin while cheesy eighties music is playing in the background*
MUFF!!! :monkey:
♪ She wants to touch me, woohoo.
She wants to love me, woohoo.
She’ll never leave me, woohoo woohoooo.
Don’t trust a _____.
Never trust a _____.
Won’t trust a _____.
‘Cuz a ____ won’t trust me. ♫
A rake?
A fake?
I SAID SHUSH GIRL
SHUT YOUR LIPS
DO THE HELLEN KELLER
AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS
(in case your wondering MUFFIN!!!)
Its a garden slut!
HALF A MUFFIN CAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH!
Ho ho ho!! Merry striptease!!
Is it that time of year again? I’d better get to Chan’s store before “Holiday season” Begins.
10 MUFFINS FOR BEING BREWSKI IN DISGUISE!!
He looks like he needs some Ex Lax
Along with this guy
rake:
noun
a fashionable or wealthy man of dissolute or promiscuous habits.
MUFFING!
*steals g before he eats it*
Freudian slip?
What’s worse? The parent that bought the shirt for the child, or the fact that the shirt was made in children’s sizes.
Women’s small would fit a child. Especially considering how small they’re making “smalls” these days.
Hello Avis.
I am sure the Peep show likes their shirts on the small side too.
Or Hooter’s. Their outfits would likely fit on a two-year old quite nicely.
Not that I would know personally or anything.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! *wink*
He got the shirt for Take Your Child To Work day.
Sadly, not surprised at all. I have more of a problem with the parents who bring their tots into the theatres for R-rated horror movies at 10pm.
You’re screwing up my movie experience with your bad parenting people! Cut it out!
I agree! Is it really that hard to find a babysitter? (Coming from the woman who never goes to the theater anymore because of the mommy guilt when trying to find a babysitter.)
I used to live near a theater that had a closed-off balcony (glass-enclosed) for people with kids. That’s a great idea, but nobody seems to do it.
*blush* The babysitter cancelled on me the last minute. *pout*
*squeezes Ms B & Leila*
I’m not a Mommy (unless you count the cat and dog) so excuse my ignorance, but is it hard to get babysitters now-a-days? I see kids out when they should be home all the time. Do teenage girls not do that anymore? All my friends and I would babysit when I was a teen.
*squeeze*
I don’t think it’s that hard to find a babysitter. My problem is that I feel guilty because they’re with a babysitter all day and then I want to get a babysitter for the evening too. Most of the time I just get over it. If it’s too bad I just stay home. I can’t stand walking into the grocery store at 10:30 pm and seeing screaming toddlers. Why do you think they’re screaming? Because they’re tired! Take them home and put them to bed!!!
What kills me (and scares me quite honestly) is being out in the park (REALLY big park) and seeing 5 year olds wandering around without an adult, or even an older child to be seen. This park is on the lake, people! These children are being sent to the park by their parents ALONE!!!
Mom and I call them “free-range children”.
Are they more tender and expensive than regular children who are cooped up in a house?
The smart ones are the best eating material.
Brain Food!
…just add your favorite bbq sauce.
Babies taste of chicken…
And chicken tastes of human.
…and human tastes like … ?
I usually refer to human babies when I say “Babies”.
Well…second fail for me today then. Bukkit please.
That’s okay, I think I was unclear on my part.
I would say it was perfectly clear. The fault is all mine.
Well, they do seem to come from affluent families, so I would say they are more expensive, but tender? These kids were never innocent and there is very little soft about them. I swear they go to kindergarten hardened, jaded, and educated in all the things we didn’t even think about ’til middle school!
I was only joking. I never did take my daughter to the movies as a baby. Now I never go to the movies because I think they are so dirty and … *shudders*
*singsongy voice*
Germaphobe, germaphobe! Leila is a germaphobe!
*places hand on Ms B’s mouth*
Shhhhhhhhh…no one needs to know.
*licks Leila’s hand*
Oh, are we licking Leila now?
*squeeze, licks ear*
*shower…need shower*
*runs to the gym*
*jumps out of shower*
*licks Leila’s face*
*runs off*
*sigh*
I give up.
*runs after Moomin POUNCES and squeezes*
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Get away from me with your saliva covered face!
*squeeze and roll*
NO! You asked for it!!!
*kisses Moomin all over the face*
Aaaaaaaargh!
Now I have cooties.
*sulks*
GAH!!! *flees thread* Where is that Purell!!!!
*licks Leila’s lunch while she’s away*
You are sooooo buying me lunch today!
If you think about it, it’s pretty weird that we pay a ridiculous amount of money for tickets and food, sit in seats that have been occupied by a zillion other people and their cooties, and our feet are glued to the floor…. I think I just quit theatres.
*Ducks her head knowing that she’s going to the Harry Potter release at midnight*
♥ HP movies but not as much as I do the books. I have to re-read the book … I should be done by the time it releases on DVD.
A bunch of people I know are going too Bearly. : smile :
I know; I like the movies, but I actually didn’t watch the 5th movie – LOVE the books, though. My friend is organizing a big shindig for this, though, and when she tells you to show up, well, you do. Simple as that.
There is a girl here who is a movie buff. I tell her that the HP books are much better than the movies and recommended she reads them. She is totally opposed to reading. I don’t understand.
I am having trouble reading and understanding your post.
Could you act it out, like charades?
Ok, umm… One word, right? Okay.
Five syllables? Good. Alright.
It’s… ah…
Illiteracy!
Ooh! Ooh! I LOVE charades!
Ok, one word…sounds like…
I prefer the HP movies to the books. I’m not right keen on Rowling’s style of writing.
What about Stephenie Meyer?
*hides*
Never tried!
I think she’s a pretty good storyteller. She can pull people into her world. But I got distracted a lot by her poor writing skills.
She writes for tweens definitely. What distracted me even more is the repetitiveness. I mean, how many times can you write about his marble/cold/shimmery body anyway? I curse myself for reading all the books – the fourth one especially. GAH!!
Yeah, the fourth one was definitely the worst. I have to admit I liked the books though, and will probably read them again. I like a good story.
No the second was the worst, the fourth was my favorite.
I think we now need to take away Jules’ ♂!
Ahh, but I work so hard for it.
Anyway guys should take notes form the books. If a guys even does half the things Edward does, they drive any women mad with desire.
Amen, Jules!
I’m going on Friday. That reminds me, I need to find a babysitter!
…and no feeling guilty about it. You deserve some time for yourself.
Harry Potter?
Since when is there a new movie comin out?
The sixth installment. The Half Blood Prince.
*is not embarrassed to know this, as it’s on every bus and bus stop in town*
*Looks carefully under rock*
Qwaz, come out now!
It’s Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The American release is at midnight tonight.
Hmm.
This is what you get for dwelling in a bunker with the books.
If it makes you feel any better, Qwaz, I didn’t know either.
It does, actually.
You own a bunker as well?
Oh, yes! It’s called a cubicle. They chain me to a desk and keep the lights dim. I am allowed to leave for bathroom breaks, but that’s about it.
Hmm… Remind me not to accept any invitations to your “Cubicle” any time soon.
However, feel free to visit me in my bunker!
I have movies of the Six Cattle Farmers of the Apocalypse.
I live in a cubicle farm too. *sighs* The chains always clash with my outfits. *sad*
I work in a bedroom.
Oh Moomin!! I want to hear all about it. *glassy eyed*
That’s our Moomin! Porn star extraordinaire.
How many GCSs do you think Moomin gets on any given day?
Aahh! That’s tonight!? Must get tickets and hazmat suit pronto!
I ♥ the Harry Potter!
Right on sister Katz!! ^5 Don’t forget to mention those people who get their freak on on those seats too. *BLLLLAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!* I feel better now.
I would rather wait and get it from NetFlix to watch @ home without the stupid sounds of people’s cell phones ringing and other interruptions.
Last movie I saw in theaters was iRobot with Wil Smith.
I think there are just some movies that have to be seen in theaters, like action movies. My home theater system pales in comparison to a real theater.
I agree…I made sure I had all the proper equipment @ home but it’s still nothing like the theatre. *sigh*
-less people eating the worlds loudest foodstuffs for a start.
All night horror fest. Best cinema experiences ever, until I fall asleep to someone being torn asunder.
That and Goldeneye.
I think being with an audience can be fun. Especially a comedy, or a first-run blockbuster. When I saw Star Wars way back when, the audience let out a loud cheer when the Death Star was destroyed.
Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Um, Leila? Movies are too dirty and you hang around Failblog? What kind of movies are you considering to go see? And do you wonder why the floors seem too sticky for just spilled soda?
I say nothing. *snork!!!*
And what’s up with scary movies these days? Just because a few teenagers get butchered by a man with a scythe doesn’t make it scary. It makes it the opening sceen to CSI.
Scary does not equal bloody. If that were the case “Reservoir Dogs” would be on the horror section.
In other words, yes, I agree with you.
I used to go to church in a movie theater. We had to CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN it every Sunday morning. You think that place is scary in the dark? You should see it with all the lights on.
I went to see a special screening of ‘The Others’ in a disused church at midnight.
I think our lives got mixed up?
That sounds creepy Moomin. Was that the one where Michael Jackson was under the blanket?
It was fantastic. We all got handed blankets on entry to the church. There was no main window so it was chilly.
No, that was the Scary Movie spoof.
He he. I know but I love spoofs:
Which is why people leave when the credits start to roll.
Oh, you think everybody really wants to know who the key grip was? Or who was the manicurist for the caterer that provided food to a supporting actor’s personal assistant?
Or catch the random bonus scenes?
Yeah I hear the manicurist for the caterer that provided food to a supporting actor’s personal assistant is really good at what she does.
I believe I’ll stick around for another five minutes just to see her name. Heck, I don’t even care if the lights turn on!
Yeah thats bloody annoying
wow…click the name for peep showz…lool!!
This is win. It’s a male child.
I think you kinda missed the point, mate.
This ain’t no kid. This is a midget!
Is it not a parenting fail if somebody wears that at any age? as the purpose of parenting is preparation for life.
How did a badger learn to type?
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*takes middle finger and shoves it up troll’s…, where the sun doesn’t shine*
Sounds kinky!
I am next!
You’re not a troll.
But it’s for charity!
Um, that dancer has cat ears and a tail. This must be a Cheezpeep show!
The kittehs grow up so fast these days!
I didn’t know they had take your kitteh to work day like us hooomins do.
I would have worn a shirt like this when I was 10. It would have impressed my friends.
lol i would too
’shopped!
even more of a fail is that they obviously make it small enough for his age
They make shirts that small for midgets.
Now for Kids XD
It’s a British TeeVee show dumbarses.
I want that shirt lol
What you can’t see is that he’s at a tiny sewing machine making more of those t shirts so his family can have Inappropriate Tshirt Casserole for supper…
charity? and exactly what charity is this?
The Soffer Collective, a Fort Lauderdale Strategy + Branding + Design firm, in partnership with their New York agents ArtistsandCreatives and IVRepresents, announces “Peep Show,“ the annual charity Poster Show. FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (February 9,2009) — The Soffer Collective, a Fort Lauderdale Strategy + Branding + Design firm, in partnership with their New York agents ArtistsandCreatives and IVRepresents, announces “Peep Show,“ the annual charity Poster Show that, this year, will raise money to fight breast cancer.
It’s artists, designing posters, to fund breast cancer research.
It’s like the various groups that have done nude calenders (usually with the important parts artfully concealed) for charity. It just has a slightly risque name in order to get attention.
What’s worse is that they even make those shirts in his size!
I had a shirt like that when I was his age
Lol that remembers me to when I saw a 5-year old kid with a “Sperman” shirt. Instead of the typical S, there was a spermatozoon with the shape of an S
That photo was taken in a Department of Child Services “supervised visitation room”.