Just to clarify, this troll is obsessed with rickrolling. Under no circumstances should you click Phil Collins’ name. His name links to a rickrolling website that does not let you close the browser window unless you go to Task Manager.
Heya! I squeezed you up ^ there because I saw that one first, but I’m gonna do it again! *squeeze*
We should have extras on Mondays. Speaking of which, where is K@?
I shall. I will pretend I’m not in Connecticut on an awful week’s job! To bed, to bed, I said. Clap if you believe in Tinkerbell and dilly going back to Philadelphia with all intact…
please excuse my ignorance and my newsomeness *love’d following ya on here!* but does that have anything to do with the BMW/Audi post from a while ago?
Once upon a time, Jack Johnson had to defend his belt. Before the fight he gave his promoter an envelope and told him to not open it until he gives the sign to do so. The promoter was wondering, but obeyed (naturally). When the fifth round started, JJ told his promoter to open the envelope. The promoter did and found a letter saying “I’ll knock him out within 30 seconds”. The promoter looked up after reading that – just in time to see the count to ten. JJ defended his belt.
Will that do? I would sing you a lullaby, but my voice would probably cause severe damages to your ears…
Your rickroll is so two years ago. I used to do that to trolls and they would spam my inbox with hate mail. Not that I ever checked it, but I had 100 messages of it.
I didn’t actually witness the troll pretending to be you but read the aftermath on the fail. It sounded pretty intense. What kind of things did the moron say?
Lol first
STFU.
South Texas Frontier University
Sexy Toys for Unicorns
Sexy Time for U
*is niiiiiiiice*
Your ass was SO LAST NIGHT
-Bruno
*look at name*
’nuff said
I no clicky strangers, thank you very much. won’t you just go somewhere and die, would that be asking too much?
*Nods head in agreement*
Just to clarify, this troll is obsessed with rickrolling. Under no circumstances should you click Phil Collins’ name. His name links to a rickrolling website that does not let you close the browser window unless you go to Task Manager.
Grrr! That’s a dirty trick! Thanks for the heads up, GB. *squeeze*
No problem. I’m just trying to save a few people from a fate worse than death.
Wait, when the hell did videos get embedded in the comments?!
Phil Collins SO looks like my dad.
Now take your spam and fritter off somewhere else.
*bows down to Jam*
hello, long time reader, first time reply *waves*
Hello, longsighted reader, first reply to you. *waves*
Failwatching is quite the hobby indeed
Isn’t it, though?
It’s far too early for this kind of nonsense.
G’morning/afternoon/whatever everyone who is not Phil.
*squeezes*
Good Evening, KVD!
*squeeze*
Heya! I squeezed you up ^ there because I saw that one first, but I’m gonna do it again!
*squeeze*
We should have extras on Mondays. Speaking of which, where is K@?
BOO! *squeeze*
EEK!
*hidesunderdesksqueeze*
*Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti*
i’m in CST but my replies show up PST, anybody know why? I appreciate the help
PST is a fixed timezone that is configured for Failblog (and other ICHC sites.)
Much love to ya! and Mornin’
Moin!
Moin Moin! And Hummel Hummel!
Didn’t expect anyone to get that…
Haha! ‘You so crazy!’
Down Under?
bound lumber?
Bible thumper?
lol what?
What he said sir.
-Nerdilicious Nolastnamefornow
You do know your handle’s at the top, and you don’t have to sign your posts? Cause the douchebaggery of signing is douchebaggy.
S/He just did what “Phil Collins” was doing before. It’s just a joke.
teehee. I’m sleepy and missing stuff. so… good morning! I’m going to bed.
Good morning and sleep well!
I shall. I will pretend I’m not in Connecticut on an awful week’s job! To bed, to bed, I said. Clap if you believe in Tinkerbell and dilly going back to Philadelphia with all intact…
*clap clap* Hee hee!
I need to do the same yo, afternoon!
I wonder if the real Phil Collins is like that….. *how about that for a curveball*
Well, since Phil Collins is torturing the world with variations of the same two songs over and over again, I presume it is Phil Collins.
lord help us all *goes to sleep giggling* thanks Art, u just puttin everyone to bed in fail aint ya
*slyly inserts ‘this’ before fail*
AE is putting everyone to sleep so he can secretly type “BMW WIN”.
please excuse my ignorance and my newsomeness *love’d following ya on here!* but does that have anything to do with the BMW/Audi post from a while ago?
Hahahaha! Aja, you rock me! Hahhaha!
Arthur, I keep seeing references to you and “BMW WIN”, can I ask what the connection is?
Check out the comments for Audi Billboard Fail. Read them all. Weep.
I may have been the person who was bothered the most, that’s why the good folks here keep reminding me.
i knew it! i knew it! i knew it! *punchs gut instinct*
Audi=BMW
….market thingy? 
Ow, the trolls make my head hurt.
*takes aspirin with xtra large coffee chaser*
Okay. I went back an finished the comment section. I now hate BMW and the “W” word. That is the scariest thread I have ever seen.
Great minds think alike *hi 5 me, quick hurry before anybody notices it*;)
I’ll ignore both and any further videos that you will post.
-Arthur Eld
OJ? Hehehe, it’s not OJ.
*bows down to Arthur*
my bad Eld, I did not mean it for you.
Thats me. And please keep my name out your mouth. Dismissed
-Nerdilicious
It’s not OJ, spammy.
*facepalm*
*sneaky, sleepy squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
It’s too early for a young Dragon. Back to bed!
*stern face*
I can’t sleep. Tell me a story?
Once upon a time, Jack Johnson had to defend his belt. Before the fight he gave his promoter an envelope and told him to not open it until he gives the sign to do so. The promoter was wondering, but obeyed (naturally). When the fifth round started, JJ told his promoter to open the envelope. The promoter did and found a letter saying “I’ll knock him out within 30 seconds”. The promoter looked up after reading that – just in time to see the count to ten. JJ defended his belt.
Will that do? I would sing you a lullaby, but my voice would probably cause severe damages to your ears…
Aw, I love a happy endi…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
*adjusts blankets*
*tiptoes out of room*
ummmmmm *walks away shaking his head*
Best ignore any of his posts.
Your rickroll is so two years ago. I used to do that to trolls and they would spam my inbox with hate mail. Not that I ever checked it, but I had 100 messages of it.
What does he spell with his arms? “PLEASE BAN ME” ?
ABLE MANS PEE
BASE PALE MEN
LAB APE SEMEN
Yes, that is exactly it. Let’s give him/her what they want. Who do I email to get a ban put in place?
Looks really stable!
It’s a stripped down car with lighter seats for track days.
BMW Win!
*flees from Arthur*
*tackles the Moomin*
*squeezes ankle*
*gets out the handcuffs*
You’re too young to start with something like that…
Aw…
BTW, did you realize that the guy using my name and avatar on Saturday (he said “photoshopped”) wasn’t me?
I didn’t actually witness the troll pretending to be you but read the aftermath on the fail. It sounded pretty intense. What kind of things did the moron say?
Doesn’t really matter, does it?
No. The only thing that matters is that he’s gone for good.
It’s a redneck truck
Can’t be – no empty beer cans.
And I don’t see any guns.
nor any in-breds……….
Now it’s one step closer to being roadworthy.
Toys for boys.
dang kids *shakes fist at 3 yr. old*
Reminds me of the “Quaint My Ride” episode of Top Gear.
Yeah, they should at least have tried to match the seat with the interior.
There I Fixed It!
Not as bad as when my dad was building our triumph vitesse and our family rode around sitting on toolboxes
*my name has a typo
*like Bruce from the Family Guy* Ohhh nooo!
This is the same parent who buy his/her kid the cereal kiddo ball thingies?
Probably…
Its just a children’s chair, in a clearly disused vehicle. Its neither a fail nor a win.
You’re bringing me down, dude.
*cues elevator music*
It’s a kids seat duh
Fisher-Price racing seat. Cool.
Safety third.
Boy, Pimp my Ride sure has gotten lazy.
RAWR.
Phil Collins was the driver of that car in the pic
BREWSKI! BREWSKI! GET THE LOG!
Already noted and checked off.
Hello all… Hi jam
its very funny..blogging seminar
testies
testies
testies
testies
testiesAs long as your testes aren’t blue. That’s a bad sign.
Hey, this car is 100% death proof, but to get the full advantage, you really need to be sitting in the non-plastic seat.
Dudes! like this is for father son redneck bonding!
lol! a baby seat for a passenger seat?! omg! who would sit in that? its so wierd!
That fail is so fake! That car, truck, bus whatever is obvious in junkyard and someone just put that toy chair there and took picture of it.
HAHAHAHAHA I GO TO A JUNKYARD, OPEN THE DOOR OF A RANDOM CAR, PUT A CHILD CHAIR IN IT, TAKE A PHOTO, UPLOAD IT TO FAILBLOG AND GETS MUCH WIN!
Come on guys, that looks to me like you want to sell us this as an “actual driving car, look at this fail olololol”…
Failblog becomes worse and worse with every new picture/video… :/
Seat Belt missing on child seat = FAIL
I actually thought this was my husband’s work truck at first >.> I was wondering who was taking pictures of him, lol.
And the sad part? I saw the door panel and thought it was a Samurai… and it is. Steering wheel even has the Suzuki badge still.
This is clearly in a junkyard, simply because you can’t run a Samurai into that kind of condition short of pulling everything out and junking it.
I beg to differ, sir. Samurais are tough little buggers and can be run way past the point of death for most other cars.
But the door skins are made of cardboard, and they do fall apart.