Hey New Guy.. not to be disrespectful or anything, but I think you should change your name. A lot of people start out here with a name that’s a variation of “new guy” and it’s just not enough to get you to stand out in the crowd. Plus, once you been here for a few weeks, you’re not a new guy anymore.
I have actually driven this bus. We use this sign when we drop off passengers near the shuttle line because EVERYONE asks “Is this the shuttle?” Nope, it isn’t. The bus that says “SHUTTLE” is the one you’re looking for.
Even with this sign, people will ask….tourists sometimes ask the craziest questions. They’ll step off the cruise ship and ask how high above sea level they are.
….and some drivers use it just because they find it funny.
VELVET!!
*runs and tackles*
*squeezes*
I didn’t miss you at all. Nope. No sirree. Just ask anybody! OK, I’m lying.
How was the vacation? Did you have a good time?
*squeezes and refuses to let go*
.
Vacation was good. I’m not the color of the copy paper any more! I didn’t have to use an alarm clock for an entire week!
.
I brought you back some shark’s teeth.
No, I’m not for once! I’m the color of my wooden ruler (as opposed to the metal one; I’d be worried if I were that color).
.
Alas, it will fade in a week’s time. Then I’ll be back to matching a bottle of Elmer’s Glue.
.
*squeeze*
I’d worry if you were shiny grey too!
Currently parts of me (arms, neck and cleavage) are the color of a walnut shell. I do not own shorts.
They make lotions that give a hint of color. And it’s not even orange!
*enjoys extended squeeze*
Shark’s teeth? Is this a dental implant, or a necklace, or…?
You missed lots of craziness on the blog. For example, I lost my pants last week! It’s shocking, but true!!
You did, however, miss an Arthur imposter (who has been banned), Brewski wearing mantyhose, Arthur in a pink tutu, several fabulous cuddle puddles, Brewski’s newfound hobby of lurker-baiting… oh, and apparently, Abstract ate you. *Shrug*
*Ginormous squeeze*
It’s so good to have you back!
*raised eyebrow*
.
The abstract comment makes for x-rated fodder, but I shall restrain myself.
.
The mantyhose and tutu would’ve been fun to watch!
.
*squeezes Bearly while still holding onto Brewski*
.
Brewski, I look for shark’s teeth instead of shells. I found 34 this year. Not a banner year, but better than some.
Myrtle Beach, SC area. It’s called Cherry Grove. Mostly houses and condos; very few hotels. It’s not as ‘touristy’ as Myrtle Beach itself is. I rented a condo for the week. I wanted one that had a golf cart with it, but they were all taken.
That’s the beauty of Cherry Grove. Minimal traffic, considering the area. And I cooked most meals, so we didn’t venture out much. Very relaxing. I did go to Tanger to shop one afternoon and went to Barefoot Landing once. All other times were condo, ocean, condo, pool, condo.
Ms B, how old is the new son/daughter? I didn’t know you had a new one!
And Velvet, yeah, avoiding the area helps, but on Memorial day weekend I went to Freestyle music park, which is out by Conway, but made the mistake of taking highway 17 through N. Myrtle Beach on my way home. *Shudder* It was horrible, horrible I tell ya!
Ms B has a baby! More power to you! I never want to deal with a baby again. Nope, not my thing.
.
Bearly, I went from I-40 in Wilmington down 17. No real traffic until I hit the Intracoastal waterway. But the condo was right off 7th St North.
.
I’d rather eat glass than go anywhere near the stretch of 17 between Conway and MB.
Ms B, I am glad that you have made it past the ‘Sleep is for old people – Personal Hygiene is for wimps stage’
*waves hello, as I row by in my similar boat*
aye, it’s true. But thensome people thought i was eating you for sustainance, so I became a zombie for the day. I nomed Arthur on the leg and Leila on the hand, oh, and Brewski. Then we handed out antidote syrum. What a day. here, I have some left for you as you are aparently now a zombie
Brewski ran in pantsless and panicked and drank it all as soon as it’s existence was revealed. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have lost that toe that got nommed.
Newsflash!
Dec. 19, 2016
The state of Iowa, and the national election, was awarded to President Palin by the Supreme Court yesterday. The President had appealed to the Supreme Court after the Iowa recount showed that Senator Al Franken had won the state by 945 votes, thus ensuring a narrow victory in the Electoral College vote count.
The majority opinion, delivered overnight, indicated that this decision should not set precedent, and that the decision was necessary to preserve political stability in the United States. President Palin smiled, and said “I have a mandate from the people, and hoo boy am I gonna use it! You betcha!”
The former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is dead. Her body was found in her home town of Wassilla, Alaska. Apparently she was shot 32534546 times. Police arrested a suspect at the crime scene. They identified him as Arthur Eld from Germany. Eld admitted the homicide and said he did it to “prevent what Brewski said will happen”. It is still unclear what the suspect meant by that.
*snerk* I live in Alaska, and yeah, this is just the kind of thing you’d see here. But I don’t think Sarah Palin rides on a “Grey Lines of Alaska” bus…
I’d hardly say “just ignorant”. At least ‘dumb’ implies an inability to learn. ‘Ignorance’ implies a voluntary lack of knowledge. Ignorance is far worse, and epidemic.
All of us are ignorant. The trick is knowing where we are ignorant, and educating ourselves when and where needed. None of us has enough time to be an expert on everything. She was in over her head. However, I’m sure she is expert on many things that I know nothing about. Like wolf-hunting.
I agree with you about all of us being ignorant. The problem is people insisting on pretending to be knowledgeable in a situation where they are completely ignorant. Ie: politics.
I said, now I’ve got my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)
I said, now I’ve got my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)
I drive my baby every way (Too much, Magic Bus)
Each time I go a different way (Too much, Magic Bus)
Strange but true – I went to college with one of the two kids who did the voice of Arnold for the series. I had already known him for years, though, so it was like meeting a celebrity and not all at the same time.
*groan* good morning/afternoon/evening everyone! Sorry I am late, I had to stop by to get my vageeeena tightened and then got on the wrong bus! I hate Moandays. Thank goodness for FB.
Patrica is a bit demoralized – understandably so. I am having a hard time convincing her to just relax and enjoy the spa. I had a mani-pedi today. You like? *puts feet and hands on monitor*
Oh my. It’s barely even Monday afternoon (pun intended).
Ms B, maybe if we press ourselves together, we can cover our naughty parts! Drat all these failblog pyromaniacs!!
Always, abstract! *SQUEEZE!*
But I was noting a heavy female/male ratio had developed. Which is certainly not a bad thing, now that I think about it!
You’re not going to, um, eat me, are you?
Leila!!! *multi-tentacled return squeeze*
Everything is great. The weekend was too short, the Monday to early, but other than that, no complaints. How about you?
Starfish! *squeeze*
I am famished, that sounds so good. But I brought leftover vegetarian linguini (fresh tomato/garlic/onion and grilled zuchinni) so I’ll have to eat that.
Breqski!!! *squeeze* Sounds tasty. I’m eating vegetarian today too. Not on purpose, but Mrs. Starfish and I didn’t go shopping this weekend and all I could find to bring to work was a can of baked beans, a can of carrots, and some leftover hamburger buns.
Actually, I’m eating vegetarian because I had nothing else today too! A pound of strawberries and some sour-cream-glazed Timbits. I foresee a tummy-ache in my future.
Wow, a bunch of failblog monday scroungers. I forgot I had a thai noodle stir-fry too, so had that instead. Yum!
Starfish, if only you had some ham. Then you could have some pickle surprise!!
I eat leftovers every day, but that one fateful lunch had somehow slipped to the back of the fridge for far too long a period. I cook oversized dinners, and use the leftovers for lunches.
The noodles were delicious! :p
I have that problem, too. When I learned to cook growing up, it was for a household of eight, all looking to have huge portions and then lunch the next day. Now it’s just me and the sweetie, and I never really learned to scale down. Our fridge is always full of leftovers.
Leila - MOANday striken and still at the spa with Patrica the calf ♀v4.0 says:
I’m trying to do that, too. I usually lose weight in the summer, but this is the first summer I’ve been living with my fiance, and his diet is horrible! It’s managed to rub off on me.
The “wrong bus” is full of tourists that go wandering through the trails at the Visitor’s Center and ask where the glacier is… um, it’s that gigantic blue ice thing to your right. Can’t miss it. Oh wait, you just did. /facepalm
omg!!! i was there and saw tht bus and we took a picture of it also it was soo funny we were taking pics of it and the bus driver was cracking up at us!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least it’s not the Short Bus.
Can’t tell from this angle. Might be the wrong short bus.
True, true. What did I miss last week?
Velvet’s back!!!
*huge squeezies!*
*big ol’ squeeze*
.
Glad to be back! And missed, too!
*squeezity*
You missed fake Arthur, and a weekend of trolls, and uhh… Can’t really think of anything else.
You missed me finaly having an avatar
Hey New Guy.. not to be disrespectful or anything, but I think you should change your name. A lot of people start out here with a name that’s a variation of “new guy” and it’s just not enough to get you to stand out in the crowd. Plus, once you been here for a few weeks, you’re not a new guy anymore.
Or you could just be new and improved.
*high fives WhatIKnow*
You call THAT an avatar? THIS is an avatar!
lol
CRAP how do I use my avatar?
you were eaten by zombies…..
the shortbus was yellow, this is black. And It doesn’t seem likely that those actors will be casted.
You don’t think so?
.
New clicky:
Monkey torture! Loved it.
*spanks monkey*
*Eyes Brewski suspiciously, worried that “spanks” may actually mean “shellacks”*
Oh no! I fed my chicken some food, and it must have swallowed it the wrong way! It’s choking!
Look, as long as you don’t go petting Boggy and accidentally poking his eye out, I’ll be willing to overlook it. Not look over it!
So it’s okay that I choked my chicken?
Thanks Bearly! You’re the greatest!
*squeeze*
Ewwwww… There goes my breakfast! I assumed you did the Heimlich, Brewski.
Yes. No chickens were harmed. PETA and the ASPCA monitored the whole event.
I knew you had a fan club, but that really beats all!
How do you chocke a chicken? Am I missing something here?
You feed it too much. For more info, click this!
wackyweenies.com
I tried to choke the chicken to make a stew with veggies, but I couldn’t get it off. In the end, there was too much peaness in it.
wackyweenies.com Blocked!!!! GAH!!!!!!
JUDY!!!
Or maybe its the retarted kids bus.
I have actually driven this bus. We use this sign when we drop off passengers near the shuttle line because EVERYONE asks “Is this the shuttle?” Nope, it isn’t. The bus that says “SHUTTLE” is the one you’re looking for.
Even with this sign, people will ask….tourists sometimes ask the craziest questions. They’ll step off the cruise ship and ask how high above sea level they are.
….and some drivers use it just because they find it funny.
VELVET!!
*runs and tackles*
*squeezes*
I didn’t miss you at all. Nope. No sirree. Just ask anybody! OK, I’m lying.
How was the vacation? Did you have a good time?
*squeezes and refuses to let go*
.
Vacation was good. I’m not the color of the copy paper any more! I didn’t have to use an alarm clock for an entire week!
.
I brought you back some shark’s teeth.
So now you’re the color of a boiled lobster?
*squeeze*
No, I’m not for once! I’m the color of my wooden ruler (as opposed to the metal one; I’d be worried if I were that color).
.
Alas, it will fade in a week’s time. Then I’ll be back to matching a bottle of Elmer’s Glue.
.
*squeeze*
I’d worry if you were shiny grey too!
Currently parts of me (arms, neck and cleavage) are the color of a walnut shell. I do not own shorts.
They make lotions that give a hint of color. And it’s not even orange!
*enjoys extended squeeze*
Shark’s teeth? Is this a dental implant, or a necklace, or…?
You missed lots of craziness on the blog. For example, I lost my pants last week! It’s shocking, but true!!
You did, however, miss an Arthur imposter (who has been banned), Brewski wearing mantyhose, Arthur in a pink tutu, several fabulous cuddle puddles, Brewski’s newfound hobby of lurker-baiting… oh, and apparently, Abstract ate you. *Shrug*
*Ginormous squeeze*
It’s so good to have you back!
*raised eyebrow*
.
The abstract comment makes for x-rated fodder, but I shall restrain myself.
.
The mantyhose and tutu would’ve been fun to watch!
.
*squeezes Bearly while still holding onto Brewski*
.
Brewski, I look for shark’s teeth instead of shells. I found 34 this year. Not a banner year, but better than some.
(Don’t let go!)
Where did you go, if I may ask?
Myrtle Beach, SC area. It’s called Cherry Grove. Mostly houses and condos; very few hotels. It’s not as ‘touristy’ as Myrtle Beach itself is. I rented a condo for the week. I wanted one that had a golf cart with it, but they were all taken.
Wow, you were right ’bout near spittin’ distance from me! I think you’re brave to go anywhere near Myrtle Beach this time of year!
That’s the beauty of Cherry Grove. Minimal traffic, considering the area. And I cooked most meals, so we didn’t venture out much. Very relaxing. I did go to Tanger to shop one afternoon and went to Barefoot Landing once. All other times were condo, ocean, condo, pool, condo.
I am soooo jealous. I had to use all my vacation time for my maternity leave. And believe me, that was no vacation!
Ms B, how old is the new son/daughter? I didn’t know you had a new one!
And Velvet, yeah, avoiding the area helps, but on Memorial day weekend I went to Freestyle music park, which is out by Conway, but made the mistake of taking highway 17 through N. Myrtle Beach on my way home. *Shudder* It was horrible, horrible I tell ya!
My youngest is 7 months old. So, I’m just barely starting to get sleep again…
Ms B has a baby! More power to you! I never want to deal with a baby again. Nope, not my thing.
.
Bearly, I went from I-40 in Wilmington down 17. No real traffic until I hit the Intracoastal waterway. But the condo was right off 7th St North.
.
I’d rather eat glass than go anywhere near the stretch of 17 between Conway and MB.
Did you wave when you went through Wilmington?
Yes, I did. Didn’t you see me? I was in the convertible.
Oh, that was you! I was wondering why that person was waving…
Ms B, I am glad that you have made it past the ‘Sleep is for old people – Personal Hygiene is for wimps stage’
*waves hello, as I row by in my similar boat*
Yes. Showers are essential!
*squeeze*
aye, it’s true. But thensome people thought i was eating you for sustainance, so I became a zombie for the day. I nomed Arthur on the leg and Leila on the hand, oh, and Brewski. Then we handed out antidote syrum. What a day. here, I have some left for you as you are aparently now a zombie
Uh…abstract, if I knew you were here…I would have waited till you had your ‘fill’. I don’t remember any antidote syrum.
oooh
That was the end of the day, I think you left before I handed it out. Here ya go!
Brewski ran in pantsless and panicked and drank it all as soon as it’s existence was revealed. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have lost that toe that got nommed.
mmm, that was a yummy toe! I had extra stored away… here, a new prostetic toe
I’m glad you liked it.
I keep my feet clean.
Thank you for the prosthetic. It’s very shiny.
Thank you. I am still nursing the hand you tried to nom.
A Thousand Shark’s Teeth?
That’s the first thing I thought: “At least it’s not the short bus!” *giggle*
Its probably the bus of wrong street. Home to he gang of retards!!!
Hey. I’m new to posting stuff on Failblog and I don’t know why the picture I posted isn’t up there. How do I get it on the actual site?
I’ve gotten on that bus before!
Going the wrong way?
Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Three rights make a left.
Two buses don’t make a…..wait a minute…
Uh, never mind.
*leans forward to buss Judy*
Take a seat in the back, mister!
All the boys get the girls in the back.
Hey, baby!
*settles into the back seat for a ride*
I think I’m on the wrong bus. The guy in the back seat is wearing pants.
It’s the new me!
Not for long!
*rips off Brewski’s new tear-offs*
Oooh! Sponge Bob boxers!
Sponge Betty gave them to me…
Lies!
She gave you your own thong back cos there was just too much chafing.
She has nice taste in funderwear.
She has a collection of tropical banana hammocks.
*mental picture – banana hammock*
*shudders*
Notice the “Alaska” on the side; perhaps Sarah Palin uses it?
On the road to nowhere?
You betcha!
*wink!*
Governor Palin? Is is really you?
How’s the moose hunt this year?
You mean, ex-governer, surely?
*listens as most of America breathes a sigh of relief*
Not all at the same time people, the continent may take off!
*snork!*
*considers how that might smell*
ick.
Aaaand there goes breakfast.
Sorry.
No worries. It’s a risk I take every day on Fail Blog!
Newsflash!
Dec. 19, 2016
The state of Iowa, and the national election, was awarded to President Palin by the Supreme Court yesterday. The President had appealed to the Supreme Court after the Iowa recount showed that Senator Al Franken had won the state by 945 votes, thus ensuring a narrow victory in the Electoral College vote count.
The majority opinion, delivered overnight, indicated that this decision should not set precedent, and that the decision was necessary to preserve political stability in the United States. President Palin smiled, and said “I have a mandate from the people, and hoo boy am I gonna use it! You betcha!”
I will now have nightmares for months.
Sorry!
*squeeze!*
*squeeze*
That might help. Squeezes always help!
Breaking News!!!
Jul. 17, 2009
The former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is dead. Her body was found in her home town of Wassilla, Alaska. Apparently she was shot 32534546 times. Police arrested a suspect at the crime scene. They identified him as Arthur Eld from Germany. Eld admitted the homicide and said he did it to “prevent what Brewski said will happen”. It is still unclear what the suspect meant by that.
I’m not sure if that news story would ruin my birthday party or make it better…
…And by ruin it, I mean that I’d be really sad if Arthur ended up in jail.
Be sure you stop by and say “Hi” while you’re on this side of the pond, Arthur!!
I hope you at least used her guns and ammo.
Aaaaaaand there goes lunch!
Come on dinner! *waves flags with Ms B on them*
FailBlog sounds like a dangerous (if effective) diet plan.
What with all the BLAAARGing and the bukkit, I think you might be right.
Despite all our best efforts to eat, drink and be merry.
*snerk* I live in Alaska, and yeah, this is just the kind of thing you’d see here. But I don’t think Sarah Palin rides on a “Grey Lines of Alaska” bus…
She rides the thin line between dumb and dumber…
She’s not dumb, she’s just ignorant. There’s a difference.
I never thought I’d defend Palin…
I’d hardly say “just ignorant”. At least ‘dumb’ implies an inability to learn. ‘Ignorance’ implies a voluntary lack of knowledge. Ignorance is far worse, and epidemic.
All of us are ignorant. The trick is knowing where we are ignorant, and educating ourselves when and where needed. None of us has enough time to be an expert on everything. She was in over her head. However, I’m sure she is expert on many things that I know nothing about. Like wolf-hunting.
I agree with you about all of us being ignorant. The problem is people insisting on pretending to be knowledgeable in a situation where they are completely ignorant. Ie: politics.
Ignorance effects us all. affects us all.
*DAMN*
No one person can claim to be all knowing.
I think they are still getting on.
nobody is in there, but the door IS open. inviting someone to look dumb.
Or adventurous. Might be fun getting on that to see where it will go.
It’s the Fail Bus! Road trip, everyone!
I’m suddenly reminded of the magic school bus. Anyone else remember that cartoon?
OH how funny – yes!!
I said, now I’ve got my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)
I said, now I’ve got my Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)
I drive my baby every way (Too much, Magic Bus)
Each time I go a different way (Too much, Magic Bus)
On it’s way to the Big Rock Candy Mountain?
Charlie, come to Candy Mountain! Yes, Candy Mountain!!
“oh, i knew i should have stayed home today..”
I saw that bus!!! It was in juneau Alaska on a cruise I went on a couple weeks ago! Look at the side of the bus! It says alaska on it!
They put a bus on your cruise?
Talk about a weekend of wonder.
No you idiot… in port…
Thank you. I was positive that was Mendenhall in the background. How friggin sad is that that I can recognize my town by a bus and a bit of tree?
Ms. Frizzle! who could forget. BTW, that was only like 10 years ago…..right?
Strange but true – I went to college with one of the two kids who did the voice of Arnold for the series. I had already known him for years, though, so it was like meeting a celebrity and not all at the same time.
*gets in mountains of supplies*
Aaaargh. Tried to link the picnic supplies fail here.. would not linkie.
*Packs bag*
*Boards wrong bus*
Screw it. I could use an adventure!
Bus error: 10 (core dumped)
Bus error: non-existent address
*you bring out my inner geek, Aja*
*wonders whether her inner geek is the same person as her outer geek?*
Not exactly. My inner geek wears glasses.
That looks like a scuzzy bus.
My local bus runs parallel to the cliff edge, where there are multidrops.
Mine has a pocket protector, and knows all the X-men!
Mine organizes it’s pens in the pocket protector according to size, and wears trekkie outfits on special occasions.
Awesome! (which series though?)
*fiddles with red jumpsuit*
Someone order an ensign Ricky?
Did you die?
(sorry…*flees*)
Yup!
jam…did the trolls finally get to you? I am calling the doctor.
My inner geek’s pen is stuck.
My inner geek finds this comment very dirty.
Should have tried with the girl in the last fail.
She can fit a whole bus in there???
Then it’s too loose.
Maybe she also has anal cruises.
I have a feeling my inner geek would like what she considers a cool name? any ideas?
Well, what kind of geek is your inner geek? Some would like RPG-derived names, but mine, for instance, is a geek, but not a fangirl of any sort.
Let us see, you tube- robo geisha, if you find this hilarious, you will understand my level of geek!
Ohhhh.. very very geek. I’m thinking this name should have numbers in it, but not necessarily l33t.
And before anyone says “PH*TOSHOPPPED!!!one”, clickie for another wrong bus.
Hmmm, same bus company. Maybe all of their buses are wrong.
Bet they mark the buses that are going back to the garage as “wrong bus”.
But…but…but..that would make sense, we can not be having that.
Make “sense”? What does that mean?
I am not sure Fluffy, but I am frightened!
Hold me
*shakes*
There… there… This “making sense” thing will soon go away…
*gives fluffy a squeeze and a nickel*
*receives 9 pennies back*
*makes cents to me*
*steals foop’s 9 pennies*
It may be the wrong bus, but it still might be going the right way.
There is no right way. Unless you’re turning right, of course.
Toto, I don’t think we’re at the Nascar race anymore…
♫ Just get on the bus, Gus ♫
Make a new plan, Stan.
No!!!! *whispers* Don’t alert the trolllll!!!!!
Me thinks someone is headed to the pun-run breaker naughty corner Judy.
Just slip out the back, Jack
*groan* good morning/afternoon/evening everyone! Sorry I am late, I had to stop by to get my vageeeena tightened and then got on the wrong bus! I hate Moandays. Thank goodness for FB.
LEILA!!!! *pounce* *squeeze*
Umph!!! Hello Katz!!! *squeeze* You grew a mustache?
Nah, it’s a stick-on for when I want to be evil. How’s the spa? and Patrica?
Patrica is a bit demoralized – understandably so. I am having a hard time convincing her to just relax and enjoy the spa. I had a mani-pedi today. You like? *puts feet and hands on monitor*
Ooooh! So pretty! Nice color choice.
Has Patrica tried getting a massage? That may help. (what version are we on now btw? 2.0 or 3.0?)
Doh! forget it. I’m apparently blind or blonde today.
Hehe.
Yeah, she is trying the Swedish Massage right now to get all the stress kinks worked out. Poor bovine.
.. but never Bland!
*recalls new meaning of “moanday”*
*notes tightening*
So apparently the operation was a success? You can’t clap your hands?
*squeeze*
Now that is a day of the week I can get behind!
There’s a Soviet Russia joke in there… Sorry to ruin the term “Moanday” for you, Leila.
…Or did I?
In Soviet Russia, Moanday gets behind you – with E.T. finger!
*bangs head on desk*
WAKE UP BRAIN!!! WAKE UP!!
Meanwhile … *squeeze Brewski, Ms B and Bearly* … you are all so naughty!!!!
This call for loud Techno music and Diet Pepsi Max!
*tosses in an ’s’ to previous comment
Damn. *and an Asterisk into the one before this*
Yeah…I would say you are having one of those day Qwaz.
Me too!
I move that we skip the preliminaries and go straight to Thursday this week. All those in favour?
Agreed.
I wouldn’t mind thursday being here.
Makes next tuesday come faster.
Commando? *Tentatively reaches for undergarments*
Next Tuesday being…?
)
(I was just pulling for Thursday since Wednesday’s payday, and Friday means weekend!
Next tuesday I’m attending the Warped Tour in Virginia Beach.
The most entertaining thing for me this summer.
I’m getting excited!
It’ never fun to have the_e day , Leila.
They’re a bad influence on me. I was saintly until failblog corrupted me. My mind was as clean as a bottle of Purell!!
:halo:
*cough*
Bulls***!
*cough*
He is selling to the wrong crowd isn’t he?
♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Round and round.
Round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
All through the town! ♫
Curse you and your horrible brainworms!
*walks away humming to self and making wheel-motions with her hands*
*evil grin*
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Here.
*Gives Ms.B a stick-on handlebar mustache*
Thanks!
*slaps new mustache on*
*walks off laughing evily*
Here you need this!
*hands Ms B a black top hat*
Where’s aiki? Did he go on vacation? And what about Malicite? Or Arthur? In fact, where are all the guys? (hello to Aja and BondFan!)
*Steals Brewski’s pants*
Judy already stole them. P-b-b-b-b-tt!! :p
“Pants” Means something different over here!
I can concur! Briefs, boxers, Y-fronts and thongs = PANTS!
*runs away to find some trousers*
*hides trousers*
*hands Brewski a thong*
*torches thongs*
OUCH! Leila, I was wearing that one!
Ooopsy!!! Um…*douses Ms B with fire retardant*
… want me to call 3333? I mean, you should be okay, but just in case.
Oh my. It’s barely even Monday afternoon (pun intended).
Ms B, maybe if we press ourselves together, we can cover our naughty parts! Drat all these failblog pyromaniacs!!
*offers some shiny (fireproof) scales to Brewski and Ms B*
Thank you! *attaches scales into impenetrable armor*
*pulls on*
Ouch! How can you stand wearing these all day?
Thick skin.
Awww, thanks! I think this is the first time anyone has offered to help me cover up!
*scowles @ gaynorvader*
Why I ask? Why? Don’t you want us to have fun? *pouts*
*hopes he didn’t notice which version of Patrica we’re on*
*hands lurk a camera*
*pulls up chair, mai tai and watches.*
I think lurk missed her calling. She should be a paparazzi. No philandering celebrity or politician would stand a chance!
I never said I was going to sell this picture.
I think you should.
Nope. This picture is strictly for my personal library. Yup. I’m selfish.
* ♫ ♫ things a lil thong ♫ ♫ *
*dantheth too*
I don’t know about the rest but Mal may have gotten on the wrong bus.
Mal was silly enough to ask for more work.
What was he thinking?
*Checks proof of being male*
*looks pretty good to him. Very convincing*
Here!
Feeling a little outnumbered, Brewski? Don’t worry, the fail women won’t hurt you….unless you want us to.
*hides toolkit*
*Kicks jumper cables under her desk*
*Walks in with large leather whip* Hey gals ready to …. wait, are we hiding the torture devices again?
eeep!!
*hides*
*brings ‘fun’ trunk borrowed from Chan*
Hm. Well, okay, I guess this is a good thing after all!!
But I have a man-crush on Mal. I hope he won’t abandon us now that he’s going to school!
:/
You’re so fickle! It was only last week that you were admiring the Admiral’s . . . brains.
Oh yes, his frontal lobes! They’re so big… and … pulsating!! Yes, Failblog is full of mancrush material.
Takes a real man to admit a man-crush. So now what if I want Mal for myself. Do we have to fight for him Brewski? *raises right eyebrow*
Now, now… No fighting. Can’t you guys share?
I don’t know… we’ll have to consult Mal on this.
I only go for the girls in that way though, so no worries there!
That’s good … cuz I am not the sharing type IRL but here anything goes apparently. *gooses Chan*
Oooh! That hurt a little.
*Gooses Leila right back*
*Is still unsure of the meaning of “goosing”*
*turns around and gooses (pinches/pokes) Chan (in the hiney)*
Eeeee!!!! Watch it! I am still wearing three scales from gaynorvader.
what’s this? not looking for me?
*schooches away from abstract* hehe : grin :
Always, abstract! *SQUEEZE!*

But I was noting a heavy female/male ratio had developed. Which is certainly not a bad thing, now that I think about it!
You’re not going to, um, eat me, are you?
*hides behind Brewski*
I wouldn’t trust her.
Good morning Failpeeps!!!
*squeezes all around*
Did someone order some extra sausage for their Failblog pizza?
Starfish!!! *pounce and squeezes all tentacles* How is it going?
Leila!!! *multi-tentacled return squeeze*
Everything is great. The weekend was too short, the Monday to early, but other than that, no complaints. How about you?
Same here, I feel robbed of a weekend. Oh well.
Can I have no-meat on my pizza and extra cheese?
Starfish! *squeeze*
I am famished, that sounds so good. But I brought leftover vegetarian linguini (fresh tomato/garlic/onion and grilled zuchinni) so I’ll have to eat that.
Breqski!!! *squeeze* Sounds tasty. I’m eating vegetarian today too. Not on purpose, but Mrs. Starfish and I didn’t go shopping this weekend and all I could find to bring to work was a can of baked beans, a can of carrots, and some leftover hamburger buns.
Oops, sorry about the name typo. I think it’s the French Canadian version of Brewski.
Actually, I’m eating vegetarian because I had nothing else today too! A pound of strawberries and some sour-cream-glazed Timbits. I foresee a tummy-ache in my future.
Left over fried chicken, baby!
Wow, a bunch of failblog monday scroungers. I forgot I had a thai noodle stir-fry too, so had that instead. Yum!
Starfish, if only you had some ham. Then you could have some pickle surprise!!
I have left over birthday cake, I think I will live on that for as long as I can.
Does it still have candles?
Yes, they are shaped like balloons. so cool. and a giant 2
When was your birthday WIK?
I trust your thai noodle stir-fry wasn’t in the process of growing penicillin cuz we know what happened last time you had left overs. *shudders*
I eat leftovers every day, but that one fateful lunch had somehow slipped to the back of the fridge for far too long a period. I cook oversized dinners, and use the leftovers for lunches.
The noodles were delicious! :p
The hubby doesn’t know how to cook small. We always have lots and lots of leftovers.
I have that problem, too. When I learned to cook growing up, it was for a household of eight, all looking to have huge portions and then lunch the next day. Now it’s just me and the sweetie, and I never really learned to scale down. Our fridge is always full of leftovers.
Mmmmmmmmmm…strawberries… *salivates on Chan*
I can share!
Oh thank you!!! I cannot resist any fruit. : BIG GRIN :
Me neither. So good! The strawberries and Timbits make a good match for breakfast, actually.
What is/are Timbits?
Oh. Right. Not a universal term. Erm. Donut holes. From Tim Hortons. It’s a Canadian cheap coffee shop chain.
I saw you said glazed earlier but I didn’t put 2 and 2 together.
I have banned myself from sugar. : sad :
I’m trying to do that, too. I usually lose weight in the summer, but this is the first summer I’ve been living with my fiance, and his diet is horrible! It’s managed to rub off on me.
*Drools a little*
Can I have a bite? Oh, and share your lunch too?
shamwow?
Ouch! Careful!
Um … what happened? What did I do? *pounces Brewski*
*oof*
I think that was Bearly. Those Bear canines are sharp.
She is in a biting mood today.
You should post this http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090712221412AATzsa1
.9509… that’s more than half!
Depends on what measuring system you are using.
He’s using math, but that’s a matter of opinion.
MATH??!!! *flees thread*
*chuckles*
this is more of a win than fail
it strait up tells u that uve fuked up
kinda reminds me of what happened in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH54p9o8zqg
WIN!
It couldn’t be any clearer!
LOL.
Hahahahaha……. justreminds me of other tur bus…… it said “We are lost” )))))
Its Bus WIN, not Bus FAIL, idiot.
Not a fail.
The “wrong bus” is full of tourists that go wandering through the trails at the Visitor’s Center and ask where the glacier is… um, it’s that gigantic blue ice thing to your right. Can’t miss it. Oh wait, you just did. /facepalm
instructions WIN
How very carefull of them.. I will never get on the wrong bus again! thx!
I would take it.
Fail? No, I call for a bus WIN!!!!! What about a tourist fail? That would be hilarious
I’ve spent most of my life on that bus
Oops! I Got On The WRONG BUS! HA!HA!HA!
omg!!! i was there and saw tht bus and we took a picture of it also it was soo funny we were taking pics of it and the bus driver was cracking up at us!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i went to alaska and i saw tht bus at a salmon bake and u can see on the side it says something … Alaska
this has happened to me so many times at least the bus tells you.
omg i took this exact same picture in alaska!! scagway right? LOLLl
No no no! Not bus Fail, public information WIN.
wrong fail