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Haha, this is so disgusting.
Why it sounds fun!!!!
I actualy LOLed alot :O
Let’s hope she doesn’t get clab.
You mean “The Clap”?
another good one:
have someone blow into it… can you hear an echo?
lol nice one
owned
hmm… being this obsesed with pleasing her husband doubt she’d want someone to blow her…
oh sh*t!!! That’s frickin hilarious!!!!
GHONERIA!
Awe man…I’m watching this baked at work, wow. Awesome.
COOL STORY! DRUGS MAKE PEOPLE WHO USE THEM COOL! THEY ALWAYS AMOUNT TO SOMETHING!
At least that’s what my dealer says.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAVID
I am watching this baked at home =D
COOL STORY BRO! DRUGS MAKE PEOPLE WHO USE THEM COOL! THEY ALWAYS AMOUNT TO SOMETHING!
I am not baked and find this hilarious!! I am thinking that if I were baked I would love it too AND I WOULD WANT A BIG A** PIZZA!!!! Something about the 1-2 a.m. pizza– extra herbs or something enhance the taste
referring to my younger years… sigh…..
crabs?
and he wasn’t rude. total win
This is one of the worst fails ever
maybe because its a win and not a fail.
ya me too
! win!
the absolute best part is that she chose that as the best answer! lmfao
On top of that, it’s because “It made her laugh”- That’s the reason she chose it as the best answer.
This wife of his sure has a good sense of humor.
omg me too!!!
lol
lool
Uhhh, grammar FAIL. Sorry, if you’re going to slam someone, at least spell things correctly.
A round of applause anyone?
She outta give herself two thumbs up in there for such a great question, gee golly whiz *hops, skips, and jumps into bed*
*claps*
I see now!
That’s what the fapping noise is, a muff’led clap.
What if the clapping echos?
Go spelunking?
my exact thoughts
Confucius say ‘Your opinion is like the sound of one hand clapping!’
This fail did make me laugh!!!
Made ME laugh.
made me laugh what idiot would ask this
fourth or so
The best answer is a capitalization, punctuation, and spelling FAIL!
damn your too lose too!
I’ve never been to Toulouse.
La-trec to Toulouse sucks…better take the train.
its called ‘lost-penis-syndrome’
and failblog has the “last-avatar-syndrome”
Men go in with, and come out without?
and then they need a map to find it back
GPS!
lool xD! EPIC WIN!
LOOOL
i’d rather f@#$ a bucket with a big hole in it
You go do that…
…………… 0_0
Why not just penetrate the air around you?
Hm. I did complain about all the penis-fails. I guess I should be careful what I wish for.
Clap three times and your wish will become true.
Because clicking your heels in there would just be wrong.
Hmmm… we’re not in Kansas any more…
….and why the heck is there a dog in there?
Well, it’s really dark here. And it smells.
Smells like dog?
I thought they’d cleaned up the Thames…?
A mixture of dog and pu**ycat, actually.
I tawt I tmelled a putty-tat!
I diiiiiid!! I diiiiid!! I did tmell a putty-tat!
So is that how Lou was born?
This is also a test for the clap itself.
*hides*
How do you test for ovation?
By standing when you do it?
Cheers for that.
Had to take a pplause for thought.
I’ll give you a hand if you like.
I am still avoiding the boos though!
I think I’ll close the CURTAIN, CALL in to work, and go back to bed.
)
(don’t know how to bold
< b and < /b
Without spaces and with closing chevrons.
Praise the Lord! Forgot my pun.
It’s tempting to just bow out of this conversation…
*Squeeze*
And how do you do strikethrough? That’s the only one I don’t know yet.
I tribute the strikethrough to <del.
Thanks! That really cheered me up!
This may have to be a whistle stop tour, I have an essay to finish.
I’ll do you the curtsey of letting you go and finish.
Did K@ exit stage left?
(Thanks, Jam btw. Sorry if I messed up the pun run.)
Waiting in the wings, for my cues!
Am I the only one noticing that she chose that as the best answer? meaning she actually did that??
also I dont know how to post this on fail blog or in cheezburger… http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4687070 haha I’ll probably get flamed for this
Oh, FFS. It does not mean any such thing. All it means is that was the answer she liked best – and her comment “made me laugh” indicates precisely that.
I clicked your link, but it doesn’t make sense to me, much less anything flameworthy.
Words fail me.
*isn’t motivated*
*isn’t placated*
*isn’t Awake*
*isn’t impressed*
*isn’t amused*
*isn’t here*
*isn’t aware*
Crab.. hahaha..
Sticks.. hehehe..
and stones….hohoho
Heya, Jam! *squeeze*
or indeed broken bones! *squeeze Jam & Katz*
and bones. hihihi Katz. *squeeze*
…but words will never hurt me. *squeezes K@* I was looking for you! Glad you’re here!
I wonder what sort of questions someone was looking for to have stumbled across this one…
the answer was hilarious, i was at work when i read it….
)) had to go out of the office to laugh myself out 
))
I had to leave the room to clap myself out.
damn!
oh, did you mean, clap youself in?
You say tomato, I say type of dolphin.
I was at work and all my coworkers simultaneously read it and we laughed our heads off together…
My favorite part of this: “Best Answer – Chosen by Asker”
ROFLMAO!
Lawl owned!
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands…
But for god’s sakes whatever you do don’t try and do the hokey pokey.
I wonder what would happen when you tried to put your backside in!
Hi Bearly
You’re still in the vat with Chan? For God’s sake, you must be a prune by now!
*puts his left leg in and shakes it all about*
Name fail. I was hoping no one would really notice, but hey, we did move in, didn’t we?
*Good morning squeeze*
*Does the hokey pokey and turns herself around*
*return squeezes*
♫ What’s the use of getting sober, when you’re gonna get drunk again ♪
*Does hokey pokie and turns self around*
Double comment…argh!
Hey, that’s what it’s all about, right?
*Claps to the words “That’s what it’s all about!”*
*Squeezes Hali*
*Squeeze back*
♫Put your right foot in, put your right foot out…♫
Is this synchronized-double-posting day?
♫Put your right foot in, put your right foot out…♫
Is this synchronized-double-posting day?
♫Put your right foot in, put your right foot out…♫
Hali and I are competing for a gold medal in synchronized posting!
♫Put your right foot in, put your right foot out…♫
♫Put your right foot in, put your right foot out…♫
Excuse me, but the record’s stuck.
…the record’s stuck.
…the record’s stuck.
…the record’s stuck.
*obscure Monty Python reference, who can name it?*
I’ve been in the City since I was two.
And I wouldn’t say I was stuck in a rut…
stuck in a rut…
stuck in a rut…
Clicky on my name. (just an explanation of kegels, nothing gross.)
Hmm.. should we start a Kegels class here in FB?
We could all *SQUEEZE* in unison.
hehehehe
Hi jam, I’d bet bottom dollar you’d have a hard time even squeezing your pinky in there
Hmmm… are you stalking me?
I am!
*spongy squeeze, for old time’s sake*
Should I be worried?
*jamsponge squeeze*
About me? Yes.
Radebe? Maybe. We’ll help keep an eye on him for ya.
*intensely scrutinizing stare in Radebe’s direction*
*Points at Radebe’s direction, eye twitches crazily*
You should be worried about what he/she doesn’t say they’re doing or planning to do.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.
feeding a tic tac to a whale?
Hotdog fits = good.
Wiener dog fits = bad
Or throwing a golf ball into the grand canyon.
My fave quip at school was always ‘Wizard’s Sleeve’ … does that fit here?
You don’t play well with others, do you?
Either that or he’s dated a girl with internal fissures.
Or he’s a 9-year old.
The phrase “pee hole” does support that statement.
Volcano lady?
Even volcanoes can have more than one hole.
Women can have secondary vents?!
I so wish I was still a sponge right now.
hmmm I am becoming prone to crystalline comments- maybe I should change my name!
Wait! Before you do, I’d like to purchase one free squeeze, please?
Your money’s no good here, Brewski!
No purchase necessary- see base of pack for details! *squeezes for all*
I thought we were talking about fissures! Me and my geological mind! *shrugs*
I thought you meant this. HAHAHA!
http(colon)//materia-prima(dot)ws/files/users/5/535D647065E82048E040A8C0AC002D4E/Volcano%20Lady%20II(dot)jpg
Very cool, but alas no!
What th’ hell??!
*keels over*
You forgot the
sign.
Sorry! Belated warning everyone.
Lets face it though, y’all should be used to my forgetfulness by now.
*forgets to SQUEEZE*
we’re not hosting a intergalatic kegel in here.
Nice and smelly…
Brewski- over here! look look!
Yes, yes, he’s batting 1.000 today.
Dumbass, get your priorities in order. Worry more about whether he comes back ALIVE instead of in a plastic bag.
And if he comes back and he can’t deal with your having a floopy twat, you two deserve each other anyway.
I hate to tell you, but that Santa you saw at the mall as a kid? The one that smelled of alcohol, and had bad teeth?
Pssst, Brewski… think you should say something about the tooth fairy?
I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.
Derek St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap
Hay Baby, there’s always your butt!
If your beef curtains whistle when you jump up and down, then yes, the vag is too loose.
And if you’re hanging curtains, and fall backwards onto a potato, and it fully inserts, your a** is too loose.
*Snickers*
*falls off ladder onto potato*
…and you may be a redneck.
…the child may be a redneck too.
…and the child has probably suffocated by now.
I was wondering about that, too. In german a “Kegel” is a pin, so “I’m doing a lot of Kegels” sounds quite funny in this context !
That’s a pretty weird thing to ask on Yahoo answers…
Actually, it’s not. That site is full of this kind of questions.
what she doesen’t say is that her husband has been overseas for two years! ;o)
I just noticed this: had a baby, but yet to have sex?
….Since the baby came out….stretching things.
NOT virgin birth, trust me!
If she had virgin birthed jesus, she could have just asked him for a little help shrinking the down town department.
I assume she means yet to have sex with him!
How many think she tried fisting herself?
Clap on!
Clap off!
It’s the Clapper!
Actually it’s still fail because the answerer wrote “your” instead of “you’re”.
And also “than” instead of “then”.
Haha, best answer ever.
♫ YaaahoooooooooOOOOOOooooooooHooooooOOOOOOOooooooo ♫
Don’t know about the clap test, but there’s definitely an echo …
♀nΣ šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ!
*sqeeeeeeze!*
∩______∩
|/ \
/ ☻ ☻ |
| ( ☻ ) =
= | U | \
/ __ ‘-=-’ _ \ \
(_____) (____ )
| /
| / \ \
| / ) )
|__/ ( \
\__ )
Pedobear approves.
Pedobear seems to have had a terrible accident.
lol awesome comment dude!
Call right now and we will double the offer…now you recieve 4 hands inside you for just 19.99+ Ship & hand
I disagree that this is a “Win.” The woman was concerned and advice about sex can be hard to find if you don’t know where to look – it’s not like we get educated about this sort of thing.
I know what you mean, I barely learned anything about sex until I was 18… Sad isn’t it.
But then again I never asked…
If she just had a baby, I would assume she has an OB/GYN. Why doesn’t she ask a trusted professional as opposed to the barely literate population of Yahoo Answers?
The win in my opinion was that she had a sense of humor about it and knew the response was mostly a joke and had a good laugh about it.
Some people need to ask themselves this simple question before they do certain things, “Would this be smart or stupid?” It would make life a lot easier for a lot of people
*golf clap*
These things almost never make me laugh…this one did XD
Heh, awesome.
Brings up a question, though… what must the person who submitted this been searching for on that site to find that question?
we shall never know… and I hope we enver know…
I agree if she can clap it’s too lose XD lol
Wow, an epic fail and epic win in one pic!
Best laugh of the year so far ! Loved it !
))
This just depresses me.
Translation: While my husband has been gone, I’ve been riding every pole I can, many of them much bigger than mu husband’s. But, my sleazery has gaped my gash something fierce, so I need to tighten it back up to a human size so he doesn’t suspect anything.
your should be you’re. fail.
English language fail?
That guy diserves a medal
His wife is like the black hole…what comes in never comes out.
It would really suck if there was an echo!
It is rude but DAMN thats funny!!!
well if you can stuff a hand in there and flip a coin – You my type, coffee?
“Heck, help me find my keys and we can *drive* outta here.”
There’s a spelling fail here too. “Concerned” is spelled wrong.
one thing’s fer shure-any guy who’s married to a chick who’s that concerened about pleasing him is a lucky guy
unless she’s also an ugly skank
The epic FAIL is that that was the best response chosen by the woman asking the question! A woman who said “No rude answers please, I’m serious” picked THAT answer? Rofl.
“It is like throwing a cucumber in an tunnel”
Too bad the answer should read then, not than, and you’re, not your.
It’s a many-tiered mistake, it is.
(That second sentence is meant to be in a British accent.)
I lol’d so hard at this
Her too loose is too loose
I wonder if her husband beats her if she doesn’t please him. Unfortunately there are many disgusting men that still do that nowadays D:<
is that a bad thing ???????
That was genius.
“…If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!…”
your not loose most women arent loose even from having babies dont worry theres nothing to worry about
best answer i could think of
Is This What Your Searching For?
YES!
best. answer. ever
thats kinda funny. the two mispelled words kind of drain me. leading me to believe that a child made the reply. not typos, just bad inglish. come on man. english fail.
h01y 5h!7 7h!5 m@d3 m3 1@u9h 50 h@rd ! 707@11y 1057 my531f !n 1@u9h!n9 @nd !f @nyb0dy c@n r3@d 7h!5 : 5uX my d!X
I can read that, and was very proud of myself for deciphering your code until ur nasty message at the bottom. but i still l@u9h3d
c@n r34d j00 l0ud @nd cl34r @nd +0+411y | w|11 |f y0ur n0+ f@+ bl@k 0r m3x|c@n btw |f y0u c@ r34d +h|5 l@p my cl|+0r|5
It is extremely interesting for me to read the blog. Thank you for it. I like such themes and everything that is connected to this matter. I would like to read a bit more on that blog soon.
Truly yours
at least she laughed too
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeweweweewewewewewewewewwewe:P
it’s obviously the same adolescent person asking and answering the question so just LAME no fail.