Please stop posting so many videos… They are going to freeze our ability to embed videos if they continue to be abused. I really like to post relevant videos that will entertain people and do not want this ability taken away.
Please.
Hi Brewski – no, I don’t think we’ve met formally, although I thoroughly enjoy your post(s) *offers squeeze*
I’m usually here on the weekends or nights – work is too busy for me to be here during the day, which makes me rather sad, since you all have so much fun during the daytime!
*return squeeze*
Too bad! Our schedules don’t line up.
“Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. ”
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I love when parents run for the camera before helping their sobbing children. We have a classic photo in our album of me as a baby. I was in our backyard and fell backwards so that I sat in the dog’s water bucket. Because I was in diapers I immediately became stuck. I screamed my head off and Mom goes for the camera! What a jerk! Hee hee!
There’s an interesting range of emotion going on here, the kid on the left looks thrilled, the next a little scared, the next terrified, and the last so scared she fainted and fell off.
This brings back painful memories of my first attempt at water skiing.
Okay, Hit It!! VRRROOOOMM!!
*spectacular head-over heels wipeout, like the ski jump “agony of defeat” on ABC’s Wide World of Sports (old US TV reference, sorry)*
My younger sis (when about 20) spent half the day, her first and last time attempting to waterski trying desperately to just RISE OUT of the dam water (Lake Mead ~ pun intended). She finally determined she’d never master it, and exhausted, she crumpled into a beach chair and christened the day:
Hate to break a run, but do you ride professionally? I used to run barrels, but not professionally and not for a long time. How I miss the saddle-soreness!
Not professional in any sense of the word..unless you count being taught by the olympic teams coach….15 years ago!
I am just extra special at falling off and having to have surgery!
Kinky, Brewski, but I like my smacks from someone with a little more estrogen. K@, it’s been about that long since I’ve ridden, but as soon as I strike it rich, the first luxury I’m buying is a horse. I do miss day-long trail rides and rodeos.
One of ours walked into the house one day. We came into the kitchen and there she was, tail draped over the breakfast table and her head in the cabinet. I think it was the same horse that developed a taste for beer (thanks to my sister).
Not really like an elephant in the room. Everyone was talking about this one. Trying not to get too out of hand and spook her. That would have been a mess!
I’m terribly sad to say this, but that was a popular pasttime in high school. A lot of the kids hung out at the dump, and they rigged the back seat of a car with a pull rope and a cooler.
Woops…sorry, coyote, I forgot to give you the heads-up.
We don’t talk to the “did he die” trolls. They invaded us a while back from youtube and we haven’t been able to get rid of them–though we did manage to get the worst of them banned. Someone always posts one of these on pretty much every fail, and we just ignore them.
Ah, there’s more Failbloggers who make fun of “Photoshoppers” than actual “Photoshoppers” the past couple of fails.
However Best Western Window was somewhat infested.
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, ITS EVERYWHERE! THERES NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
…
Break dancing on water!
That’s what I say:
…
Just too quietly for anyone to notice….cunning.
Fat ben made a poop!
It’s “Big Ben”. And I’m not sure if “poop” is the appropriate word for the sound it makes.
Whale cum..
LOL
Dude… she’s not just walking on water… she’s walking ON HER HANDS on water… does that make her TURBO JESUS?
that is insensitive
Maybe now?
Wow a Dong- where do they come from?
I was hoping for a bong…
*disappointed*
You can have a “ding” if you want!
Here I was waiting for the familiar gong of BB.
Arthur, I thought you were working on your drug habits.
*doubly disappointed*
*pokes sneaky ninjas tanto*
*snickers*
*takes k@ up on her “free squeezes” policy*
Sorry, couldn’t help myself 0:)
*milky way*
*bounty*
*is terribly embarrassed in way, but types it anyhow*
*kisses*
(Hi all!)
*scoots an ‘a’ up there between “in” and “way”*
*pretty fast, but not as pretty as K@ or as fast as a Ninja*
*squeeze* for foop
*wispa*
*hugs, ermm…squeezes … you know …*
*whatchamacallit*
Isn’t “hoping for a bong…” sort of like “working on [one's] drug habits?”
Depends. Is he trying to increase or decrease the drug intake?
The current level is ok, it doesn’t interfere too much with all this real life stuff.
I thought the whole point of drugs was to interfere with the real life stuff. Or is that just me?
(Morning everyone!)
*mounds*
NO, now stop it.
WIN
EPIC WIN
Dom, Lulz, RM, you’re all the same person. I can tell from your avatars.
Shhhh Alice. The personalities don’t know the other ones exist. You wouldn’t want to start an internal civil war in it would you?
Please just go away and bother someone else, we DO NOT care.
GO TERRORIZE ICHC!!!!
That. Is. AWESOME!
I do hope I get Mc’Rolled again. Funniest ever.
Really?
Please stop posting so many videos… They are going to freeze our ability to embed videos if they continue to be abused. I really like to post relevant videos that will entertain people and do not want this ability taken away.
Please.
how did you embed a YT video on here?
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V V E
?
Sorry, please retransmit. Morse Message garbled.
They stand for something.
I expected it to be four, three (not four), one.
Vile Vengeance, Egad?
Vindictively Victorious, Eld?
Loving the kids hair plus look at the kid in the middle he looks just like a little monkey XD
1st
you failed so hard!
am i 2st?
Borat says NOT.
Upside down waterskiing is the new thing. Everybody’s doing it.
*holds hand up*
*me, me, me, I wanna go memememe*
*turns blue*
*passes out*
Oh noez! save the free squeezes!
*pulls out of water*
*hit K@’s chest with a club*
Live! LIVE!
You’d do better to save that firstaid to aid firsters.
*gives k@ a breath of fresh air*
ohhh thank you both- I had not noticed my condition….whoops!
You were looking a little d(r)own.
water embarrassment!
I sea what you did there!
What can I say I lake puns….and embarrassing myself!
It’s a good thing that Dr B was able to spring into action.
He is a great geyser!
And good-loching too.
Does he drive a Fjord though?
*waves her floaties at everyone*
(oh, that REALLY didn’t sound right…)
Hey, I helped too! sortof.
Without me we wouldn’t have taken him to the hospital to find out his ribs were broken!
Not the first time- though you are unlikely to have caused me too much damage there….I have A LOT of padding (called boobies!)
Inadequate weight distribution = inevitable- I can do science me!
If you look at her and the kids, I doubt that there would be a way to distribute the weight adequately…
Put them all in the blender…then pour them in!
Unloading Fail!
they just had to lose some weight;
fat ass fail!!!
asdasd asd asd ?!D AD? !ASDas dAS?D
Yes, mostly. Then things got weird when she brought out the tow rope.
Oh come on. Don’t pretend you understood that.
Wha? Was there an undertow to your comment, GM?
)
(oh, and hi there
Et tu, brutus?
In that case:
“asdasd asd asd ?!D AD? !ASDas dAS?D”
Evidently this means something to three of you…
I’m really trying to turn an asshat’s post into a pun run here, GM…you gonna go with the flow, or keep crying fowl?
I’m on the skids tonight.
*squeeze*
Splash-down must be on the way!
*pours a vino, proffers*
Just dropped in to egg you on, Doc B! ( ‘n’ G’day!
)
*ruffles feathers!*
I knew if I lay about for long enough something good would come of it
Would you look at that!? Comments are nesting . . .
*pecks a good spot to nestle … beneath Doc’s wing*
*sigh* Awwhh, so comb’ly, but her’shy.
any room for another chick there?
You mind if I lay here a minute? I really need a beak. I’ve been so busy all morning.
K@ can snuggle hershellf into a good spot, I’m sure. And it’ll certainly rooster morale.
Katz too. Even when it’s crow(d)ed, we can co(o)pe.
You mean “Et tu, Bruté.”
Woah nelly
Is not here at the moment- feel free to leave a message.
I think everyone ended up in the water after the tube reacted to the loss of it’s ballist.
Oh, so that’s what “ballistics” means, then.
Yes, and the Indonesian ones are always tougher to get off.
That’s “children overboard”.
This one’s the other way around.
OMG there were bali’s ticks on SIEV X?!?
Revelations abound!
*grabs DrB for a squeeze*
Just wanted to say heya!
Spelling FAIL….. Ballast.
Don’t know about you, but I’m having a ballast!!!
meh- my mooring has not been that great!
Erm… umm… what would you like first? : b lush! :
Ballast my forwardness, but your new old avatar is my fav
*scufflescuffletoe* awww…
If I wasn’t sitting down, I’d keel right over.
balance fail
where is everyone tonight?
12.45 pm where I am- I am at work- as always!
God will be mad at you! And at me.
Oh dear…I am so scared
*dodges lighning strike!*
Artfully, I hope! You don’t want any more.
oh liver aches!
*removes pinapple shaped ice bucket*
that explains it!
You aren’t really tubing until both you and the tube both go underwater with the water being well over your head.
Hang on kids!
I told you, hang on!
Here, let me, grab that rope over thaaaaaaaaa…..
(splash)
I think I’m in love with the Evony spam girl.
Maybe you should go be with her…
From the left:
:-/
:-O
(I hope that works!)
Damn! missed that last one.
Must be because there’s no “underwater” face.
*disappointed*
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I hate to say that it took me a second look to get that.
Slow on Sunday morning.
Darn it! You beat me to the comment! *squeeze*
*squeezes* Thanks!
Mine would have been better had I figured out that last face, though.
I’m thinking Dad on the boat is ROFL-ing. That is, as soon as he stopped driving the boat and taking pictures!
How about
? (hi Katz ‘n’ 3h!
)
*squeezes Foop* Heya!
That’s the one – thank you! *squeeze*
How’re you this fine Sunday morning?
It’s : shock : (no spaces)
I still think it looks more like :blowjob: Especially when combined with :kiss:
:kiss:
:kiss:
…
Me thoughts exactlyy
The real Arthur Eld!
Ah, all is good!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I think Arthur has grilled cheese sandwiches on the brain today!
Agreed! Then again… don’t most guys have grilled cheese sandwiches on the brain – any day?
And I’m tired but well, thanks for asking.
3H… have we met??
I saw some of your posts from yesterday too…Are you on the weekend shift?
Hi Brewski – no, I don’t think we’ve met formally, although I thoroughly enjoy your post(s)
*offers squeeze*
I’m usually here on the weekends or nights – work is too busy for me to be here during the day, which makes me rather sad, since you all have so much fun during the daytime!
*return squeeze*
Too bad! Our schedules don’t line up.
“Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. ”
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It looks like a Blowjob :/
I love when parents run for the camera before helping their sobbing children. We have a classic photo in our album of me as a baby. I was in our backyard and fell backwards so that I sat in the dog’s water bucket. Because I was in diapers I immediately became stuck. I screamed my head off and Mom goes for the camera! What a jerk! Hee hee!
You may have been lucky, she could have got the hose, or a video camera!
You need to submit that picture, Katz. “Bucket-seat FAIL”
Good idea, Brewski! *squeeze* I’ll have to scan it on to my pc, then you can all share my childhood trama.
Sallys synchronised swimming style could use some subtle improvements.
S U B T L E ??? ! ? !!!
I was being generous!
Silly submerged Sally, she’s a sloppy splashing swimmer.
There’s an interesting range of emotion going on here, the kid on the left looks thrilled, the next a little scared, the next terrified, and the last so scared she fainted and fell off.
Hey Katz! *squeeze*
I was just wondering whether she may be performing a new and interesting form of Yoga!
*squeezes K@*
What would you call that yoga pose? Drowning backwards tiger?
saluting the bum!
In combo with lotus, perhaps the “water salutation”?
Yoglug?
(p.s. *squeezes too* )
I think it’s the snsǝɾ.
Arthur, I just spit tea. You win.
Tu be or not tu be … is that aboat enough for a question, oar need I say moor?
Wat er you saying? I can’t hear with half the lake in my ears!
We appear to have the quay to this issue
Tube, or not tube: that is the fail:
Water ’tis nobler in the mind to flip
over the slinging sensation
of outrageous wake
and by opposing, end up overboard
Hee! Dragon will be disappointed she missed this one.
Oops! Sorry, I broke the shakespearean pun-run. Lead on, McDuff!
Is this the face that launched a thousand ships,
an splashed the topless towels of Illeum?
Sweet Helen make me immortal with a fish!
Her lips suck forth my sole, see how it dries!
The lady doth submerge too much, methinks.
Out damn splosh!
If failing be the food of life, fail on,
Give me excess of it; that splooshing
Once more unto the beach dear friends,
once more.
*is suprised no one picked her up on sneaky Marlowe usage*
~ Williahelm SplashesHere
water face-plant!
This brings back painful memories of my first attempt at water skiing.
Okay, Hit It!!
VRRROOOOMM!!
*spectacular head-over heels wipeout, like the ski jump “agony of defeat” on ABC’s Wide World of Sports (old US TV reference, sorry)*
Don’t feel bad, water skiing is the only time I have trouble getting up
Never tried it…definitely not going to now!
As far as things that should be experienced in life go, it’s not that impotent.
After my wipeout, I developed a limp.
My younger sis (when about 20) spent half the day, her first and last time attempting to waterski trying desperately to just RISE OUT of the dam water (Lake Mead ~ pun intended). She finally determined she’d never master it, and exhausted, she crumpled into a beach chair and christened the day:
The Hundred Yard Douche
I just do not have the balls!
Water is soft. Now gravel skiiing, on the other hand, those wipeouts are a b*tch!
Horse riding is painful enough thank you!
Hate to break a run, but do you ride professionally? I used to run barrels, but not professionally and not for a long time. How I miss the saddle-soreness!
I can help if you like. I can smack your behind with this large wooden paddle.
Duel?
Not professional in any sense of the word..unless you count being taught by the olympic teams coach….15 years ago!
I am just extra special at falling off and having to have surgery!
Kinky, Brewski, but I like my smacks from someone with a little more estrogen. K@, it’s been about that long since I’ve ridden, but as soon as I strike it rich, the first luxury I’m buying is a horse. I do miss day-long trail rides and rodeos.
I miss having the horses in my back garden, leaving home is rubbish!
(13 years and I still get cranky)
One of ours walked into the house one day. We came into the kitchen and there she was, tail draped over the breakfast table and her head in the cabinet. I think it was the same horse that developed a taste for beer (thanks to my sister).
Drats, comment moderation. Wonder what word it was this time? We had one of ours walk into the kitchen one day. Blew the dog’s mind.
Is this from ^^^?
If so, there is nothing like competition for your toast, by an animal that can flatten you if you say no!
Not really like an elephant in the room. Everyone was talking about this one. Trying not to get too out of hand and spook her. That would have been a mess!
Yay moderation complete! Did your breakfast taste extra oaty that morning?
Fortunately, we hadn’t given them their bran that week. I think that’s the first time I’ve had a moderated comment come through.
This is where FB jumped the shark.
This pic does remind me of a scene from JAWS (or was it Jaws 2? I can’t remember). I’m waiting for the crunch and screaming…
*wears leather jacket at the beach*
Happy Days are here again!
You forgot to say “Ayyy!”
OY! My head is where my arse should be.
This is for Brewski and crew:
Oh no. How redneck is that?
The kid in the blue life jacket seems to be the only one really enjoying the ride.
I’m terribly sad to say this, but that was a popular pasttime in high school. A lot of the kids hung out at the dump, and they rigged the back seat of a car with a pull rope and a cooler.
vraiment? c’est bizzare…. O.o mais, je suis concerné que le camion tombera en morceaux. lol!!!
Did he die?
Man the Harpoons!!!!!!!!!!!!
The horse latitudes.
yo……..
yo…..
How Is this a fail??? Some woman fell out of a three person tube?
lol
:D:D
did he die?
I believe it is a she, if you are referring to the inverted one.
Woops…sorry, coyote, I forgot to give you the heads-up.
We don’t talk to the “did he die” trolls. They invaded us a while back from youtube and we haven’t been able to get rid of them–though we did manage to get the worst of them banned. Someone always posts one of these on pretty much every fail, and we just ignore them.
*squeeze*
It’s like a road game.
How many “Did he Die’s?” Can you spot before the fail’s done for the day?
How many brands of trolls are we up to now? The number seems to be increasing weekly, if not daily.
Can we classify the “Photoshoppers” as such as well. They get on my nerves something fierce.
Ah, there’s more Failbloggers who make fun of “Photoshoppers” than actual “Photoshoppers” the past couple of fails.
However Best Western Window was somewhat infested.
Photoshoppers don’t have a proper perspective on life’s little absurdities.
Yeah, we tend to just lump them in with the humo(u)r impaired folks.
Which is quite a big lump, might I add.
That group probably has the most subtypes. I like the cheezpeeps troll definitions.
You seemed to be fixated on the Photoshop trolls. It’s not reflecting well on you.
I saw what you did there.
I wonder if our shadow will comment here as well.
If so, it’s curtains for him!
I want him to hang around (he does fit in and is pleasant and smart), but he needs to learn not to be a pane by replying to every comment.
Agreed! Sometimes we all need to screen our responses.
love the little towhead on the right; his face is great!
Might as well write, “Car Fail”, its tubing that part isnt uncommon.
Does anyone else see anything wrong with those kid’s legs?
FAIL!
Duke Nukem hair win
KER-PLUNK!
lol classic…
The kid on the far right with the look of utter devastation is my favorite part of this picture
Where is the fish???
Oh shit!go go go! its following!!!ITS GONNA EAT UZ!
t.
that had to hurt.
FAT BEN MADE SO MUCH POOP! OH MAN, ITS EVERYWHERE! THERES NO END TO THE POOP! HE JUST KEEPS MAKING MORE AND MORE POOP ALL OVER THE PLACE! NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE POOP!
hmm… might not be a ‘fail’ after all!
booooom^^
Feel free to collect your elephant in the room bonus- am gonna stop replyng down here as it may confuzzle people!
Too late.
*walks around confuzzled*
Sorry SN, nesting issues.
*guides her back to less out of order part of the thread*
My bad I think, sorry!
testing