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The house doesn’t win this time.
Maybe it’s a viral marketing campaign.
Is this the 1st time you have seen your computer?
Maybe it’s a problem with their chips.
The new Ronald McDonald is just creepy… but catchy song win.
still not as creepy as the Burger King dude.
I dont thing anything can be as creepy as the Burger King
oh rly
Touhou WIN!
That’s what they get for gambling on Windows to power their marquee.
I’ll bet they won’t do that again.
But I wouldn’t roulette out.
(I like that one more)
System took a crap(s).
Maybe they had the wrong cards in their PCI slots.
You sound like such a stud when you speak computer-ese.
You draw an inevitable conclusion!
It’s all in the way you say it.
I see!
Gonna be tricky now to fold these threads together.
Naw, my ante and uncle did it all the time.
We could do it the hard way.
*wanders in to check out the blog*
It’s a bit dark in here…time to raise the blinds.
HI!!
*POUNCE!!*
I was afraid I’d have to sift through all this muck by myself!
*flops into your waiting arms*
I can’t turn up a chance to lend you a hand.
Ooooh, I’m feeling a bit flushed.
*presses face to yours to check temperature*
*splashes pot of cool water with rag*
*wrings, places cool rag on forehead*
AA, did you caller?
We tell each other everything.
Damn straight, we do.
So you’ve reached first base?
(first base in blackjack, is the guy that is seating to the left of the dealer and is dealt cards first… sorry for explaining but I figured not many people know that…)
(SITTING, not seating… stupid fishbrain)
We have all our bases covered, but we’re not going to talk about it…not everyone here is 21.
Let me pull down the big blind for DW and AA.
Good idea. Don’t want everyone watching as they hold ‘em.
but it raises the question of how they will fix it.
They’ll just call Geek squad, before their business goes to pot.
I’ll go all in with that possibility
I’ll have to fold on this pun run, I’m busted.
That straight line makes feel all flush(ed).
Look at all the people here! Almost a full house.
(someone had to do it…)
No, no they didn’t. You are one of a kind, neener. Or should I say three?
We make quite a pair, don’t we.
We’re aces at this.
If we play our cards right, we could break the bank! Deal?
Chips anyone?
I’ll have French fries and stakes.
Watch out, they’re hot.
Were the stakes raised in a humane environment?
Yes, because the house limits antibiotics and hormones.
Kick its ace until it submits and starts acting right?
And hold ‘em till it’s better.
Judy! Speaking of poker face…
*breaks pun run to hold Judy*
*squeezes tightly*
The best way to prevent pregnancy?
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear or face.
Fold the program in favor of another?
*I just tweeted*
*blushes*
*fans air with arms to clear smell*
mr. foop, a plumber, says “A flush beats a full house!”
and that is why they shouldn’t use windows (probally windows vista or windows BSODalot
The vista from that balloon isn’t very good.
The outlook is bleak.
You bet. They should restrict access to it.
ME, I couldn’t see anything.
They don’t exactly excel at running those sorts of things.
Need a better publisher.
Yeah it’s terrible. Next to that I’d rather watch my ex pee.
Bad visio. Need brain bleach.
Ballooning with that special someone is a great up-date.
OK, I stretched a bit on that one.
When I went ballooning, I had a Ballmer! Until the balloon crashed through some Gates when landing. I swear they could have Let(win) me land and I could have done better.
I’d wager you are correct!
It’s a sure bet to fail.
What has Paris to do with tha baloon anyway?
Paris is the name of the hotel in Vegas.
a fluffy fish? woah
You misspelled ‘mwah’.
*mwah!*^^
MUAH!!
It’s nice to see someone smack a fish around here instead of smacking other people with a fish!
Monte Python Reference win.
The 1st ballon flights where in and around Paris.
Pardon your english.
Actually, the sign says Panis. Look a little bit more closely next time.
Bless, never seen joined up writing before?
Cursives! Coiled again!
Enough with that prolific language!
I love how you guys stick to such a loopy script.
The writing is on the wall… this script will not have a good ending, period.
What do you mean? This group is an endless font of puns!
Our creativity runs rampant and will not be penned!
We should make an exception for this execution…
Wait, there’s a balloon!? I need to start paying attention
nice im 2nd to comment xD
Get back to picking up trash! *throws tin can*
Hey, he at least used more than one word
ye .. um, grats?
Cash breakdown?
Third
Get back to helping trashman!
Now this guy…
Crap, stupid delay.
They used faildos
\deltree
*replaces ‘fa’ with ‘d’*
*giggles*
This happened to the monitors in the hallways of my school.
They left it up there for a week.. I don’t think they noticed. ._.
no intresting
neither is your name
Neither is his spelling.
*high fives JasonK*
The BSOD!!!
The HORROR!!!
In Vegas its spelled “The Whore!”
Paris and balloons Um……am I the only one not getting it?
*I know it’s a hotel*
We’ll always have Paris.
That sign is an Eiffel of Fail. A sign fail that towers above all others.
A pun that puts me in Paree dice!
(Get it? Because of the casino and French accent? Oh, never mind.)
*crawls in corner, rocks back and forth*
*Stares at X-Phile rocking in corner, ponders whether to join*
Oh, just give him a cookie and he’ll be fine.
*waves freshly baked cookie at X-Phile*
Hear you go, come and get it. Come get the nice cookie.
Oooh, cookie!
*staggers after SN*
Careful. Could be a dark-side cookie.
Katz shh… Its the same recipe I was given during my induction to FB (so yes, they are) cough cough.
Cookie anyone?
*Takes cookie*
Thanks, mate!
*Starts giggling, Passes out*
*Lumbers clumsily toward said cookie, arms outstretched*
*stops in front of ninja*
“Can I haz Ninjacookie?”
Tell me, do you have a reum?
“Does your dog bite?”
“No, child no.”
“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
It’s not my dog.
*Ba-dum dum*
Smoking or non?
*puff puff pass*
Non, please.
Eiffel you are correct.
Computers and Casinos, both always corrupt.
CTRL, ALT, DELETE
Rien ne vas plus!
Pardon my French.
Do the French say “Pardon my English”?
Maybe, but I’d bet they say it in french.
I think they say that when they have to wait in a line.
Pardonnez mon anglais.
A chorus line?
*does the can-can*
A clothes line?
*can’t can-can*
*hands X-Phile a can of canned can-can*
That should help.
Really? I heard he got a kick out of trying to kick kicking
they don’t have lines in France, they have queues, fyi
I love it when you talk computerese.
He watches his peas and queues.
Too much pea-ness and queue-ness?
And crosses his teas and dots his eyes?
Teas? Do you want some teabags?
*bats eyes*
*squeeze*
I’d rather not have the teabags themselves. They’re not much good once they’ve been steeped. Biscuit?
*Squeeze*
This place is sure quiet on Sunday!
Yes, and I am about to head out myself. I need to get in a bike ride before dinner.
I hope to avoid becoming fodder for the next fail, it’s my first ride in 2 years.
Ooooh. Well, good luck! Hopefully it’s like they say, about never really forgetting how, or some such. Have fun!
Uh-oh.
*gets super-secret spycam ready*
*lays out bandages, iodine, gauze and tape*
*calls the local emergency room to prepare them, just in case*
Enjoy your bike ride!
*Surreptitiously takes out video camera and prepares bike to follow along with Brewski*
Hiya, guys!
Good afternoon, Bearly and DW!
*Squeeze!*
Now, now… You’re not being very encouraging… I’m sure if Brewski can keep his pants on, he’ll do okay. Or be immortalized in FB fame. It’s a win-win.
Leave the turkey baster at home and you should avoid becoming fodder again.
Sometimes keeping your pants on can be a bad thing when you’re biking… you know, pants leg getting caught in the chain and all. Actually, maybe we should do Brewski a favor and relieve him of his pants before he starts!
*Squeeze*
Alright, alright. You got me. I’m always in favour of relieving Brewski of his pants.
Wouldn’t want him to get hurt.
(You both have cameras, right?)
(Yup!)
*snorks @ the Admiral*
At this point I don’t know why Brewski bothers to put ON pants in the morning. At least get the man some tear away pants, save him some time.
Taking them off is just a part of the fun.
If Brewski was already pantsless, we would miss out on the joys of finding new ways to liberate his lower body from the confines of clothing.
*Snork*
You do have a point there, Chan!
I’m sorry, but I’m going to ruin the fun for everyone here:
Brewski, DO NOT RIDE THE BIKE PANTLESS! It will cause horrible chafing where you don’t want chafing. Trust me. I know. BaconLube will not help you this time.
You KNOW?
Gosh, we’re only planning to take his pants. His Arthur or Winnie the Pooh underpants can remain securely in place, not to worry. Taking those is yet another, thoroughly enjoyable task!
Are you speaking from experience, Fluffy? And can fish ride a bicycle?
An enjoyable task best left for when bike-riding is not in the foreseeable future.
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle” – Gloria Steinem
A fish riding a bicycle is like.. uhh… how does that go? And there is a reason bike shorts have extra padding on the inside.
Ok wiseguys/gals. My bike pants stayed on.
But about 2 blocks from my house, some supporting tension rod for the rear fork (I’m not up on my bike terms, so I’m probably using the wrong language) popped loose, and got caught up in the spokes. Argh!
Easy to fix tho, and I was back on the road.
I think I will need a buttock replacement now.
Men who have bicycled a lot know of the hazards of bike seats. Not only chafing, but more importantly: circulation. About the most disturbing experience a male can have is finding that the family jewels have gone completely dead. No feeling. Perhaps this is the origin of the phrase “numbnuts”??
Some hardcore bikers have even suffered permanent vascular damage and impotence. Scary stuff.
(Brewski is not one of them!)
Oh, well, thanks for reassuring us on that count!
dots t’s and crosses i’s
*gallops away crooked*
It’s what they say after they pass gas
Hi SN!! How is your pony doing today?
Beautiful day, so I am about to hop on my bike and cruise the neighborhood.
*hops on the back of Brewski’s bike*
Let’s pick up some hot chicks! Wooo Hooo!
*Points Brewski and Skwerlly Bob toward the nearest KFC*
*Mounts my Party-pony*
*chases down Brewski and Skwerlly*
*Reroutes them to hooters*
OK, I’m back… sweaty, and tired.
From biking, not from the Hooters girls.
*Snickers*
No thanks. My Party-pony prefers carrots.
*Carrots*
*Celery sticks*
(This is totally off the subject, but every time I read your comments I hear them as if Zim is yelling them out. It makes me giggle.)
This is FailBlog. Everything is off-topic.
Neener, you keep saying that. You will turnip the connections on threads if you’d just look.
I feel the same way. I feel as if I am declaring DOOM on FB every time I post. It makes me so very happy. Except for the doom on FB part.
*DOOOOOOKIE!*
Ewww.
*sigh* I think this pun run is squashed..
You can beet it into submission, fluffy!! Go for it!
*roots for fluffy*
If I turnip, does that help?
*Hangs head in shame*
I am sorry. I did not mean to ruin the run. I was struck by a sudden urge to quote Zim, and could not help myself. It happens sometimes.
*Rutabagas*
*swedes*
Bah! These pun runs are so chard!
Don’t go nuts and (bamboo) shoot everyone.
Lettuce not quibble. Bean there, done that.
I’m afraid I’ll look radicchio if I don’t get better at this.
*cucumbers?*
*Zucchini!*
ew.
Are we laughing at the blue screen of death or the fact the Casino’s name is a naughty word if you look at it kinda squinty.
Man, how hard are you squinting?
Enough to see BOOBIES flash in front of his eyes.
I’m just saying
One letter changes and BAM
can i has cookie?
Looks like the casino didn’t delete their cookies…
Muhauhaa it worked!!
Nyahaha! NO, it’s broken!
Doh!
*lols* Hark…the drone of the hivemind.
It kinda looks like the opening day of Win 95
It’s the BlueScreen from Vista I believe…
I wonder…
How’s the BSoD of Win 7…
Blue screen of death….no one is safe. First Paris, then London, Rome, New York, Tokyo, and ON AND ON AND ON AND ON! MWAAHAHAHAHA! *twirls handlebar mustache*
*twirls KatzVonD’s handlebar mustache*
vary niiiiiiiiiice, how mach?
For the mustache? Nothing, it’s a stick-on. I have a zillion of them.
*hands Borat mustache*
Enjoy!
*skips off*
That’s good I was afraid that you got the handlebar fingerstache and to twirl it you were doing jazz hands.
Ha! Nope, I keep plenty on hand in case I have to tie damsels like yourself to train tracks!
*Grabs SN and ties her to the train tracks*
Nyaahaha!
*Clickie*
I miss the cartoons of my childhood.
This is no time for hi jinx!
Sorry. Would you like to reschedule for a more convenient time?
Dudley! Wow. Flashbacks.
On a related note, I remember watching Pink Panther, The Inspector, the Aardvark and the Ant, etc. Classic music and classic animation.
Brewski! How was your ride?
That was quite a flashback, yes, to when the only time you watched cartoons was on Saturday morning!
*sigh* I just aged myself there, didn’t I?
I thought I was the only one here! Whew.
Ride was awesome, although I’m out of shape.
Confession: I actually have some old Pink Panther cartoons on DVD! And I have Henry Mancini’s “Shot In The Dark” and “Pink Panther”. I wanted to thank Katz for the nostalgia-trip, but she’s apparently gone.
Hey, have you logged in to Aiki’s site before? It has a map and a few other failblog tidbits. aikiwaza42.net
You can create an account and add your marker to the “Where are we?” map, if you’re interested.
Mutual confession: I have some old Casper cartoons on DVD. Gumby, too. And Mr Magoo – although that’s on VHS. :blush:
Love Pink Panther; I haven’t seen “Shot In The Dark” in forever! I’ll have to find a copy of it – I’d bet the Heathens would like Pink Panther, as well. (2 of the 3 are currently watching Scooby Doo.)
I’ll locate Aiki’s website and add my mark. Thanks!
Ha! I have Scooby Doo, the first 2 seasons, on DVD as well.
They really weren’t that great, in the grand scheme of things, but they’re part of pop culture for a generation now.
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!!”
One more thing, if you’re concerned about privacy, just put a zip code on the map. Leave the address blank.
I’m hoping to throw together a FAQ at some point… Possibly next week.
Help Obi-Wan-Brewski! You’re my only hope!
I have to admit to a fail: I am logged in, but have no clue how to place a marker on the map! Help?
In the same spooky vein as SD – on the hybrid map? I am looking at the roof of my own house! *gulp* Jinkies!
Psst…Brewski…I have ALL the Pink Panther cartoons on DVD!
You have to create an account first. I forget, but I think there is an email confirmation or something… aiki doesn’t do anything with your email. It’s just to prevent spammers and other from getting on the site. After you log in, you can add a marker. It has text boxes for Name, Address, City, Zip code, etc. You can just enter 3heathens for name, then enter town and zip code.
I think aiki is on vacation this weekend, so if he has to manually confirm new accounts, you may not be able to do it tonight. I really don’t know.
Does it include the Ant and the Aardvark?
AAAAAHHH!!!!
Dragon, I’m on my way over right now!!
I dont’ have any Ant/Aardvark, I just have the very first few cartoons.
Pfew! Yes – got it… I wasn’t really logged in. Thanks for the assist; adding the marker now!
YAY! I’m on the map, now. I’m somebody!
Glad to hear it 3H! Welcome to the clan!
Hey, DW and AA, how come you always log on right as I’m logging off?! I think you’re avoiding me!!
And I won’t accept any lame “time-zone” excuses!
*seriously is about to call it a night*
Aw…phoo.
Well, have a wonderful night, Brewski!
*squeeze*
Dang, Looks like I missed all the fun today.
Where are you going Brewski? This is the first time I have been able to type with both hands today; and now you are leaving…
*pouts*
I see it. Missouri, eh? We have another prominent blogger from Missouri.
Jenny! (sorry, can’t get used to calling you “SN”)
And Qwaz! Dammit, I’ve been sitting here talking to myself, and now everybody shows up as I have to leave.
PS: You knew I was going to ask…so here it is:
“Both hands”???
Yes, Missouri – I’m in esteemed company!
*waves at neighbor*
Thanks for the assist and welcome, Brewski!
Damn internet. Most of the time I am holding a baby or hugging a kid while I type.
Stupid computer, thinks it runs the place…
Did everybody leave while I was gone?
I am in and out. I had a pizza delivered and it has tomatoes all over it
So I am sitting here smelling pizza I can’t eat while waiting for the replacement.
That’s unfun. Whered you get it from?
Domino’s – I have to admit they are usually pretty good w/ my anti-tomatoness.
I ate Dominos today myself. Had one of those Bread Bowl Pasta things.
I was really impressed w/ the alfredo chicken one. I have had much worse alfredo from ‘real’ restaurants. Which is weird cause it is actually easy to make.
It is quite tasty, isn’t it?
New pizza is here – I’m out
Bye!
Have a nice feast.
I’m pretty sure that’s a joke, but if not — That balloon’s in Vegas XD
vegas runs on windows? TF?
What did you expect?
Vegas on Linux?
lol
First thing I saw was the wording looked like “penis” instead of “paris” and thought that was the fail. I barely noticed to BSOD.
Even Paris’ dad thought she needed a hard boot.
Paris is quite popular with the guys, so it’s no surprise that she picked up a virus.
So she should build a firewall round the back entrance?
I don’t think that’s needed. But I would like to do a careful and thorough scan of her disks. Depending on how things look, I might need to give her my hard drive. Only with proper virus protection installed, of course.
Eeeeeeeeeewwwww. That image mega-hertz.
*suddenly seriously questions Brewski’s taste in women*
Eeeeeeeeeewwwww. That !mage mega-hertz.
*suddenly seriously questions Brewski’s taste in women*
Yeah, I think that idea seriously bytes.
It was just a bit of humor!!
*nibbles Bearly’s ear*
Don’t worry. We will bootstrap Paris 2.0 into a much nicer person.
She is a scary vapid vacuous nympho. But it was the easiest way to get a good pun going! :p
In reality I wouldn’t give my hard drive to just anyone!
So, you think I should reformat this topic?
Yeah, but do it with Ubuntu.
!mage?????
Well one thing you can be sure with microsoft OS is that at one point you’ll get a blue screen.
Viva Microsoft!
Vegas. Uptime to three sevens!
Ack! When Windows Help fails, ask FBers! I accidentally hit something that changes keys on the keyboard to those stupid symbols and can not make it go back. What do you do again(question mark, because instead of that I have É)
*Feels incredibly dumb for having to ask*
Hold ctrl then press shift twice.
You’re amazing. Sometimes the little things that I have not yet figured out amaze me.
Before I learned that, I just closed the window and turned it back on.
Random technical error… Not funny… Yes it a Fail but the person who Failed the Fail Fails more than the Failed Fail that got Failed.
But if the person who failed the fail, also Failed the Fail, it’s a double FAIL. Then the failer WINs cos two Fails make a funny?
But what if the the person who failed the Fail also Failed the fail? Would this be the anti-fail resulting in the unfunny that Noxx spoke of?
The person who failed the fail isn’t necessarily the same one who Failed the Fail. If it was, that would be the double FAIL I spoke of.
Either way, the person who failed the fail is the failure and the one who Failed the Fail is the Failer.
The question remains, is the failure the Failer?
I fail at failing at failing a fail.
Don’t Noxx it before you try to fail it.
but can i fail on the who fail the win?
I failed at failing a fail but I did fail a Fail. It just failed to Fail and therefore I fail.
No more of this tomfailery please.
Thank you Jack Sparrows.
Wouldn’t failing at failing be a win? I’m confused. Do two fails make a win? Or just fail to the second power?
And further, just where does it leave those who fail to fail?
That’s my point ^^
Wow. Fail. Unless it’s GIMPed, then the uploader fails.
ALERT! Hitting 16 against the dealer’s 5 is likely to cause loss (of wager). Are you SURE you wish to do this? [Yes] [No]
Are you passed out drunk in your tent? yelling at your kids? Don’t worry it’s Noahproblem.
Suffering from deluges?
that is good to smoke?
Fake. The marquee is controlled by an application that forwards videos, images, and text to the marquee and as such if the computer crashed the marquee wouldn’t show anything at all.
Hey, I just sent in a fail of the very same kind, except that was on a display at the entrance to a NYC subway station.
I vote for doing another blog only for Window’s fails…
Itll be full in a blink
Its one of strategy for increase visitors in pub..hhhmmm nice promotion
Windows Vista
…Isn’t nearly as bad as people say it is.
….is still Windows.
Yes, it does suck as bad as people say it is. I am using it right now, and found out that Windows just created a very crappy edition of explorer that just replaced the old one, even though nothing was wrong with it.
sucks
This must happen often. I took a similar picture a couple of years ago when this occurred.
The blue screen strikes again!
Sadly a fake..
dam that is so interestin i was there last friday with ma girl shantay, and we was stayin off the strip but we did go bye that and i saw that balon, i has to call my girl shantay she is so gonna freak, dank yall 4 postin
OWNED
Random…
OMG can you be so freaking stupid.. Thermite is created with aluminum and iron.. lets see.. airplane, aluminum, check.. world trade center, iron, check.. fire, heat, check.. Fe2O3 + 2Al → 2Fe + Al2O3 + Heat
I never considered bluescreen advertisement as being effective… but it’s funny though!
If their marquee suffers from the Blue Screen of Death, what do you suppose their games are like?
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE WON SEVEN MI
A problem has been detected and this machine has been shut down to prevent damage to our budget.
Though I’m sure this EXACT comment has been posted before:
The BSoD strikes again!!!
This isn’t photoshopped at all idiots!
It just says Paris. Who would photoshop Paris into a sign?
formerly known as B.S.O.D. (win)
Thanks for this post!!! Finally a good laugh at Failblog. It’s been long! I suddenly fell in love with Windows for doing this. Especially the ‘if this is the first time you have seen this….’. Thanks!
BSOD win!
Its most likely the video board was pulling a mirrored image from a computer that was running the animation/advertisements and that computer locked up.
Not mirrored, but marquees are usually ran from the device VGA to fibre out to the sign. What you see there is the output, like you’d see on a monitor.
Paris took down the LED board a few years ago (too many BSODs?!). It’s now a panaflex.
/dir?
las vegas has performed an illegal operation and must close
BSOD FTW
The Blue Screen of Death strikes again.
IS THAT A POSTER?? D;
Have a nice time in vegas?
Somebody must have killed csrss.exe… or winlogon.exe
that is what they get for using windows
Ah, the infamous blue screen of death strikes again!
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It’s just someone holding up their disfunctional black laptop right in front of the camera. If there is a sign under the globe, that is not it.
the blue screen of death is spreading
They get the blues.