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Damn and this looks like a good car.
I’m not sure how they can solve this situation without further damaging the car.
Did it died?
Engrish Alert! And on a sidenote, how could they do that to an Aston Martin!
My heart skipped a beat when I saw this picture. I would kill for a car like that!
i would kill for that car, even with its damage
somebody lost their job
or their life, depending on who’s car it is
Not necessarily looks like the lift failed so rather than one of the guys there just not unloading it correctly its a matter of the transport company not properly maintaing there equipment.
wow…you just scared me for life. THX ALOT!
That’s an awesome remix!
wow… after 2:10 of that McDonnalds video i sat in a corner… curled up into a ball and started to cry… xDD
They were attempting to load it into the car carrier, and the lift gate broke. It happened across the street from where I work in irvine. The worst part, it was an Aston Martin with about 70k worth of upgrades.
lol. nice try.
btw, don’t click people. smouch is just a really annoying rickroll page.
I got half of my FB friends with that rick roll
Ah, when I hover over your name smooch shows up in a link.
Nice try, but that is SO old.
smouch.net/lol? I know this one.
Then they’ll have to find a way with the least possible damage caused.
I guess that might be “leave it there”.
Hey, at least now they got a $200,000+ street ornament.
(Though I can’t actually tell price unless I knew what type it is…anybody know?)
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
MSRP $119,500 – $132,500
Street price for this car is much lower.
I don’t think the company making it actualy cares if it’s being put on the street.
They care when payments are in arrears.
New yes that car is that much used not obviously….
The break-in period for this car just ended.
A Smashton Martin?
*groan*
No, no, a boomboom explosion dam it’s destroyedton martin.
*mixes Judy a smashing martini*
Aw, thanks, Admiral! Mighty kind of you! Join me?
Certainly!
*pours a pom martini, sips*
I hope you save one for DW – as I recall, she’s fond of them.
Do you think that was a coincidence?
How was your Saturday, Admiral?
Relaxing. All work and no play. How about you? Didn’t you have some kind of all terrain vehicle event today?
No, next ATV is in September. We’re redoing the entire kitchen. We’ve been putting down the new kitchen floor the last two days. Stone laminate. Turned out beautiful! Appliances come Wednesday. Countertops – may a week or so. We’re keeping the original cabinets – they may be 30 years old, but they were good ones and still look great.
*sneaks in and curls up in the Admiral’s lap*
*takes pom martini and sips*
Hi!
And, once again, the stars align and all is right with the world.
*garnishes with serpentine lemon peal*
*puckers*
*smooches with zest*
You smooched with Zest? I hope the Admiral doesn’t find out. He may get jealous.
Your pithy remarks would be better received on another thread.
*squeezes coyote friend out the door and locks it*
*tosses coyote a pulp fiction mag to keep him entertained*
Now…where were we?
Coyote? Have any juicy tales to tell? Hoping all is well with you!
We were about to do some peeling/pealing…
Another thread, people!
*snork*
Well, that pretty much broke the mood…no juicy reading on this thread anymore!
If they weren’t two of the sweetest people on the blog…
grab your martini and do the smash potato with me lol
it’s now a prop for the next Bond flick.
isnt it a DB9???
its a DB9….isnt it?
Nope – V8 Vantage… gorgeous car
It is indeed a Vantage. I don’t know why, but I prefer the DB9 over the Vantage, I find it even more gorgeous.
Personally, I like the DBS… but – I’d take any of them!
Risk a maiming by chaining a hard point in the front of the car to the lift.
I risk to destroy a young pun-run by answering you with a *squeeze!*
Hee! Not every comment I make is a pun.
(sorry about your trouble earlier)
*squeeze!*
I’m always afraid it is and I don’t see it…
Thanks! Avatar and name theft in an attempt to insult other regulars was new to me. Not a pleasant experience. But thanks to the good folks at FB (or ICHC) the coward wasn’t here too long. But he’ll try to return, I’m sure.
It’s happened before. Consider it a badge of honor that someone would be jealous enough of your popularity to attempt undermining it. Could never work, of course.
Thank you!
My home town has a long and proud tradition that its citizens will never accept badges of hono(u)r, medals and similar stuff. I hope I can continue this tradition after this one was forced upon me.
Arthur, I can keep your badge of hono(u)r for you if you’d like. I’ll put it in a drawer and you can get it back immediately if you ever need it.
In that case, consider yourself equal to the challenge of both supporting and being supported by your friends.
Will do!
*thankyousqueeze*
*anytimesupportsqueeze*
That’s it for me for today. If the coward returns could someone please get him banned? Thanks!
I wish you all a splendid Saturday!
Will do, AE. Enjoy the weekend.
Ah, crap…did I miss an opportunity to *FOOOOOM!!* a really nasty troll impersonating our Arthur??
And it looks like I missed our Arthur, too! *sob* I’m going to have to start getting here earlier on the weekends.
*squeezes to all friends*
I kinda hope he comes back so I can see you FOOM him, DW! *squeeze*
It was all over rather quickly. Your level of expertise wasn’t needed, but no doubt would have been appreciated.
I see that…I just finished reading the previous fail.
Poor Arthur. I could tell that really bothered him. I’m glad someone got rid of the troll.
Yup, that’s about the worst offense I can think of that can happen here.
lowering the ramp?
It’s only balanced by a wee bit of the front-end on that lift… block the back wheels, and (as Admiral suggested) secure the front end tightly to the lift. Or, call a licensed tow company. I don’t think I’d trust that trucking company as far as I could throw that truck!
Forklift. Make up a cradle to support the car where you’d put it on a two-post lift, put a couple of ratchet straps around the front axle to stop it sliding backwards and then gently lift it up level. Unstrap it, put it down, and get someone who knows how to work a car transporter to take it away to have that rear bumper replaced.
The car won’t be damaged beyond a few paint scars.
I’m surprised that the impact didn’t break any windows.
I am guessing that it didn’t fall but was over-lifted instead.
*I bet DW knows a better way to say over-lifted*
Crane
*was a good car* poor fooker
I’d love to have that car… as long as it has (or had) good mpg.
That was a joke right?
A 4.7 V8? not the most economical engine methinks…
It’s a very fine car and if I were the owner of this car I’d damage the guys like they did with my car … oh, what a waste … my heat’s bleeding :’(
How could they dare doing something like that? And how the hell did they manage to do it? -.-’
Your heat is bleeding? You probably have a cracked radiator hose. Thanks for calling.
Do you remember last week’s puzzler?
…That’s what caused my heat to bleed
That’s all that caused my heat to bleed
Bleeding heat
Lord that’s too bad I have a bleeding heat
Please come back home to me baby…
Maybe you should ask the trash heap.
Yea it does but don’t you love how the man in red tries to explain what happened while the other man can’t believe this has happened to his beautiful car
It’s an Aston Martin V8 Vantage. Something like that costs about $111,000.
yea man, thats a brand new aston martin, extremely nice car
Not anymore. (in Inspector Clouseau voice)THAT was one of Sellers’ best scenes. Poor Steinway.
kinda looks like an Aston-Martin
and, someone replied that already lol
looks…it is
its an aston martin vantage, im not sure wether its the v8 or v12 model though
Looks like the guy in the red shirt is playing on a violin… Maybe this is the smallest violin of the world and the other guy is short sighted…
its an Aston Martin do you know how !°”§!$§%& expensive those are?
DB-9 Aston Martin. Ouchie.
THATS AN ASTON MARTIN!
it is….it’s an aston martin….one of the top notch sports cars…very very expensive
It’s an Aston Martin db9
By the way, the new emoticons are hella creepy.
:P:|:S:(
There was one I liked, lemme see…
:holy:
:saint:
Hmmm…
:innocent:
:halo:
:glory:
Nope.
:aura:
:aureole:
:gloriole:
Ok, that’s it, I ran outta ideas.
Me thinks the old ones should be back. These ones are too light yellow and it’s a pain to watch.
I liked the old smileys better, too. Except for the one that I don’t remember. Which doesn’t help.
:angel:
(angel)
pbbbbbbbbbbbbt :p
*adjusts halo*
*SQUEEEEEEZEs the Moomin*
*sighs as halo gets whonked askew to reveal the wee horns it was hiding*
*Doesn’t know if she is still here*
Um DW how is the book coming along, and how can I go about getting a copy of your others shipped here. My mother’s birthday is coming up and she loves reading fantasy/romance/fear. Ok so she just plain old loves to read books. She has some fantasy and romance ones in her drawer. So I just wanted to know if you knew, if they were available in Canada. (Doesn’t need to be translated into Canadian) (You know us and our favo(u)rite “u’s”
*Adds a “.” at the end of previous post.*
I got my copy on amazon.com.
Any way that doesn’t require her credit card.
Yes I don’t have one, I don’t like spending money I do not have at the current moment.
Go to a local bookstore and ask them to locate one for you.
*smacks self upside the head*
Common sense right… Sorry.
When I buy a book off Amazon does the author get the same ‘credit’ that they would if I were at a major chain?
Thank you!
Glad to be of service!
*squeeze*
*SQUEEEEZES* all around, if I may be so bold.
Or even if not.
You meant *SQUEEEZES* , surely?
I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
I still prefer shades
They do look better with a ninja outfit.
Thank you, I find them very slimming. And they add that edge I like when I sneak around jamming to my theme music.
:bless:
:good:
:angel:
:geesh:
:hidesunderdesk:
:squeezesthemoomin:
:holy: ?
:angel: ?
YAY! it’s: : angel : , but without the spaces! ^-^
THIRD COMMENT BECAUSE I ROCK
Well, it’s not CEMMENT because that ROCK is SOFT.
WASTED
no thats definitely an Aston Martin
GASP!! THAT’S TERRIBLE!! POOR BENTLEY!!
Its an Aston Martin..
maybe it’s a bentley disguised as aston martin
Could be a Honda Civic
Hahaha.
Car knowledge FAIL
Oh! The “R” takes you backwards, not forward?!
I thought the R was for Ride.
‘R’eally?
Ruh-roh.
Raggy.
Rats, Rall Right Reorge!
*rips out comma*
*roffles*
Erroneous rest rectified.
*red-faced*
Relp, Raggy! Ra reroyed rar ris raring re!
{Help, Shaggy! The destroyed car is scaring me!}
ROLF
*agrees* It’s resting on leeward fender.
lol Carla Neggers
This is why GM is going down
Cuz this car is going up???
Is that the temperature guage or the oil pressure?
Except that the car is an Aston-Martin.
nice car though
What kind of car is that?
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
The owner has a horrible vantage point.
And his Aston’s up in the air.
He had better look-out better in the future.
Things are looking up for him (or her).
It’s lonely at the top though.
I’m inclined to save some of these puns for later.
Why? No ones grading you on them, sweets.
I was just waiting for you to raise the puns to the next level.
I’m leaning toward keeping this one going a while longer.
Let’s give him a lift and wave as we drive by!
I think you’ve got the right slant on this fail.
The sky’s the limit on this one.
I cant think of another one.
Up, up and away we go!
I don’t believe that for a second, DW. I’ve never seen you listless on a pun-run.
Don’t pitch a fit…I’ll pun, I’ll pun!
I think he’s lowered his chances for a raise.
He definitely has a skew loose.
:shocked: Can we take this any higher? Or have we met the 0 of the slope?
I give up. With the angle this thing is on, we’re not going anywhere.
=(
i cried a little on the inside…also you know that feeling you get when you see a giant spider, that has little hairs all over it? i felt that too…
Poor spider.
*is sure the spider was of an appropriate age*
*Counts spiders internal rings*- not sure- Morning Doc *mahoosive squeeze*
Oh… you spoiled the Sir B’s domination of the recent comments. I had my fingers crossed for 10 pineapples. hehehe
*squeezes all*
Alas! So close! Though what lovely punctuation you both make
Mwahaha *squeeze*
I am celebrating…another finished (and disturbingly quickly marked) essay- now on to “the competing concerns for the economy and the environment of carbon offsetting”- *writes some notes from comment section about cars & new improving technology!*
did the guy who unloaded it died?
yeah, but only after leprechauns kicked his ass
0_o
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!! someone’s gettting punched in the face
That’ll buff right out…
Lol, Carla Neggers? really? Name change required.
Don’t u mean “Name Fail”?
If it had been my car, he would have died.
It’s not a car. It’s actually a space ship and they are aligning it for launch.
It costs about as much as a space ship LOL
Cheaper on insurance, though.
O O
===
That’s the money you could have saved with Geico.
I always feel like somebody’s watchin’ meeeee!
07/10/09
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Troll?
Until proven otherwise.
That’s a big 10-4 on that one Mystraven!
You can actually use it as a word search for words that don’t belong. So far I’ve found “asbestos” and “birth” and “elevator”
So, Tony accidentally ingested asbestos at his birth in the elevator car and that explains his inability to post something useful? I don’t get it.
and don’t forget facial hair removal…
“bronx four color postcard printing” sounds pretty important.
Frank, is that you?
*snickers*
*milky way*
*chunky*
Someone Nicer, How much longer until our super busy Jenny comes back?
Not to say that your company is in any way bad, of course.
I don’t think she is coming back.
It saddens me to hear that.
Wait, who are we talking about again?
Hi. my name is Someone Nicer. You will get used to my new name soon
Sentences fail… s:
Hmm…
Needs more cowbell.
Hey!!! Quit with the “lawyer” crap already! I’m off work until Monday and don’t wanna hear it!!!!
You read much further than I did.
You read.
Judy’s red.
Nice thread.
Oh GOD that poor aston martin =[
such a beauty.
What a douchebag.
ouch
Re-enacting Knightrider fail.
KITT’s disguise is good, though.
It’s Herbie disguised as Austin.
Love bug mojo?
Perhaps Christine has it.
See…I told you it’s a girl.
What? No need to rub it in! ; )
*rubs it in*
Ohhhh thanks… a little lower…
This better?
Haha, oh I stooofed the post – now it looks like a comment on the driver *sigh*…’twas meant to be the two guys checking the gender of that little filly. Guess I c0cked it up!
Just like they did with the car.
It looks like it might need some gelding work done.
That’s the mane thing.
What a nightmare.
Shoddy work all around.
Hey, coyote – race you to the next comment!
That guy’s left arm looks a bit corky.
Take the car round the back to unload it!
This is what happens when they think a squared back equals unloading it. How many times did we tell ‘em see?
Hope he’s got insurance.
“Cold you leave it right here, please?”
i mean could*
james bond is gonna be pissed
Poor Aston ! :’(
That’s not an Aston-Martin…that is quite obviously a Honda Civic…
damn this hurts to watch…
I agree with my minion.
HUBBA DUBBA CRACKA SAYS..
Ouch.
I cried when I saw that it was an aston martin… lol.
CAR FOR SALE
ASTON MARTIN V8 WHITE 2 DOOR FOR SALE. SLIGHT REAR END DAMAGE.
PLEASE CALL 1-888-CAR-FAIL
Poor Aston Martin
Damn, hope they have a good insurance.
This is acctually an Aston Martin V12 vantage only whent on sale a few months ago you can tell it is a v12 because of the bonnet vents.
Actually it is a v8. Ill shut up now!
This wasn’t what the owner meant when he said he was going to impress his neighbors with his new car.
It sure made a dent in the bank-roll.
Whoever did this is a ding-bat.
I’d scratch their eyes out if it was my car.
The owner is trying to get over a bit of depression that has reared its ugliness.
He should bump himself out of it quickly before it creates much of an impact.
It’s crashed his hopes of impressing the girl next door.
He’s got a spray coming his way alright.
This will certainly in-crease insurance costs for the trucking company!
The insurance company is seeking reparations from the imprudent operators.
Lift Operator: “So.. I’m fired. Right?”
Boss: “Oh yeah, you are definitely fired.”
Lift Operator: “Good.”
Boss: “GOOD!? How can you say that?”
Lift Operator: “Because now I don’t have to be the one who tells the really big mean looking guy that owns this car what happened.”
After a day like this, I could really go for an Aston Martini.
Those Bastards! That is a beutiful Aston Martin.
dang! that is a nice Aston Martin!! ha well not anymore
Now it’s a GM* Travesty.
*Gravitationally Marred.
I’d love to have one of those, even damaged it stil looks better than a Prius.
What, you don’t want to be part of the solution not part of the problem?
Please rephrase your comment in a clear, comprehensible sentence I can understand an react to.
What, you want to be part of the problem not part of the solution?
Is that better?
Much better, thank you.
I’m not saying I would buy one rather than the other. I’m just saying a Prius is a extremely ugly car.
And yet I would want an Aston Martin rather than a Prius. Hybrids aren’t the solution. They still consume petrol, only not as much as some cars. I have no idea where you live, but here in Europe there are way more economic cars then just hybrids. Small Japanese cars like a Suzuki Alto or a Daihatsu Cuore, and European cars like the Smart Fortwo are more environmental friendly than today’s hybrids. Of course these cars are small and ugly too.
Sports cars like the one in the picture are usually only used occasionally, and therefore contribute less to air pollution than most cars. The problem is that people rather take a car for distances that can be covered on a bicycle. We have special lanes for bicycles here.
And the Prius will end up having its acidic poisonous batteries (which normal cars don’t have) leaking in a landfill. So people shouldn’t all buy hybrids and feel good about themselves, but stop being fat and lazy and buy a bicycle for short distances. Drive a normal car, not an American gas guzzler (you can have one for occasional fun though) for moderate and long distances and wait for real electric cars like the Tesla Roadster to become affordable for all of us.
Water car anyone?
Yes, please.
And can I get that without lemon?
I WANT that Tesla Roadster OMG…
I work for a Toyota dealer… and while I agree that the Prius isn’t pretty, it’s very popular here in the states, where the domestics make cheaper cars, with better gas mileage – but at a price. They certainly don’t last long, so where is the savings, really? And while there are SUV’s that have better gas mileage now than ever before, they still leave a ‘carbon footprint’ much larger than any sedan or compact – domestic or import. It’s a tough choice, but the Prius and those like it are the single choice for those who are very aware of and trying to ‘go green’.
As for the batteries – there’s a very specific set of guidelines for disposing of the 7 – 10 yr battery in the Prius’ – and we as the dealer are made to toe the line by the manufacturer for the disposal.
Unfortunately, there are better cars available (for gas mileage) in Europe and Asia than there are here in America – simply because we have a long history of ‘muscle cars’: it’s what the market has demanded for a very long time. And now, manufacturers are scrambling to come up with Americanized versions of European models, to compete with hybrid and the upcoming electric technologies.
The resounding thought process of (at least our Toyota) customers is, “it’s the best we can do – and we’ll do better as soon as we can”. I have no doubt when reliable electric technology is available (that yummy Tesla for instance), you’ll see hybrid tech fall off the spectrum rather quickly.
The spirit of Billy Mays lives on.
Would be a bit more Billy-esque if it was in caps.
*Hopes to GOD no retard reposts that in caps*
3 heathens – or anyone intelligent,
I can’t figure out why we can’t have cars like the ford fiesta, dodge colt etc. that were small cars that got 37ish miles per gallon. They were cheap and small cars that I loved to drive. I could zip all over Atlanta in the Colt all week without filling up – but my hubby’s car could only make it through 3 days.
Anyways, I just can’t figure out where these type of cars went and why the manufacturers expect us to celebrate a 30 MPG car.
*geez I sound old*
That’s easy. The members of the Boards of Directors of the oil companies are the very SAME people who sit on the Boards of Directors of the auto manufacturers. The holding companies who maintain the $ of the two sets are the SAME holding companies.
Buy a used MINI and enjoy 40 MPG mixed city/highway.
And blast “Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers” on the stereo a/k/a Brewski!!!
*speeds by*
*can’t hear conversation because stereo is blasting*
By the way, I would LOVE to have a Tesla. If we’re going to bail out auto companies, why are we investing in a dinosaur like GM, instead of innovative up-and-comers like Tesla? That’s where the near-term future is.
I’m hoping my Mini will last until plug-in-hybrids or all-electric cars are viable, practical, and affordable.
“Tesla?” Why would you want to bail out a second rate one hit wonder band???
There’s an all-electric MINI E now, though it’s still in field trials.
Because I’m just a modern day cowboy, I guess.
*squeeze*
I read about some guys in England who took a Mini, ripped out the engine, drive train and gas tank and put a battery pack in it feeding a 150HP electric motor ON EACH WHEEL! 600HP Mini. Fun ride, I’m sure.
Brewski: I would love a Tesla, as well – doesn’t matter the power plant: that is one gorgeous car! That it’s electric? Damned near “O” inspiring!
You drive a Mini? Awesome… good history, there – lets hope it lasts until we both can afford a Tesla!
MINI!!!
Wantwantwantwantwant!
*dreams of a dark green Mini*
*makes VROOM VROOOOOM! sounds again, very quietly*
Hee-hee! I may have to take you on another road trip soon.
*squeeze*
What are you doing here this time of night? Have the storms hit you yet?
I was watching Weather Channel earlier – looks like Boston is getting what blew by us!
Yes, storms tonight. Time to batten down the hatches. Gotta run actually, just popped in to say “hi”.
So. “HI!!” to you and Admiral.
*goodnight squeezes*
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
*squeezes Brewski’s hatch, then burps him*
*belated squeezes Brewski*
Cars don’t go to landfills. Cars get recycled (even the lead-acid batteries in current cars are required to be recycled in the US and most other western countries). AND, the Prius does not use the type of batteries you seem to think it does.
HOWEVER, though your logic on the Prius batteries fails in one aspect, studies HAVE shown that the negative environmental impact of mining the special materials for the types of batteries used by hybrids and electric cars is FAR IN EXCESS of the carbon footprint and other exhaust pollutants for a petroleum-product-only vehicle, even if the hybrid/electric never drives, and the normal car is in use for 250,000 miles/400,000 km.
That’s BEFORE factoring in the pollution generated by power plants for electric cars, so electric cars (and plug-in-compatible hybrids) are even WORSE polluters than straight hybrids.
A blue Prius?
Any Prius.
Where’s Walter & Achmed?
In my town on Wednesday….
is it an aston martin? I thought is was a honda 350z
you fail in life
honda doesnt make 350z . . .nissan does
FAIL!
The Aston Martin Disad Vantage. V8.
*snork!*
One Hundred and sixty second!!
You cannot grasp the true form of The unloading truck’s attack!
*Believes he has heard something like that before.*
My heart just broke… audibly. You could actually hear it ripping into pieces.
Audi fail is that way. <–
*roffles*
Vroom-Vroom!
I think they’re actually a team of expert car flippers. Note the technique involved. Imagine the years of experience and training necessary to achieve this level of competence and craftsmanship.
Nooooo! a precious Aston Martin !!!
WHO DID THIS!!!?
It wasn’t me! It WAS NOT ME!
That’s what she said.
Hmm…
Today was not a good day for FB.
Is it like this every weekend?
If not, really makes me wish Avis could see this, there’d be rotten wildlife smell EVERYWHERE.
It’s pretty rough – although every once in awhile we have a good run.
I’d trot right along if we could.
I prefer to gallop…
*squeezes!*
You guys just can’t err.
What a waste of a good car…
lol, the right guy is like
“This is why you wait until the car is lowered BEFORE you drive it out…retard”.
First!
Lessee, the accelerator is the one on the left, or the right?
Yes.
My Mammy always says:
When in doubt, do an Irish jig.
Whoever was responsible for this deserves to have had the car fall on them.That’s what the man in red is saying.
“Well, Nice knowing you, Mason. Now if you would kindly stand under the raised end of the car while I cut this wire…”
AHA! I found you!Yes it seems you have lured me out of my bunker.
HaHA!*dives into bunker*
*slams door*
*pushes giant red button labeled ‘world destruction’*
Hooray!
*tears off fake label*
It actually says:
“Cake and balloon drop!”
Foiled again!Ber luck next time… I have plenty of bunkers.
*looks confused*
*searches for missing “tte”*
*uses ‘TTE to check Qwaz’s heart*
*looks good to me*
Dr. Nicer
Summa Cum Laude
Wassamata U
Wassamata U? I don’t believe I saw you around there.
That’s cause you were hanging out with the cool kids
Seems like it would be better for one’s sanity to come back on Monday.
I’m gonna go do something better for my sanity.
Farewell! Farewell to all the stragglers!
*changes mind*
It can wait for a little longer.
*Now decides to leave*
It’s 1:14 here and I stayed up all night the day before being a nerd. Was too “busy” to acknowledge basic bodily needs.
Have a good rest of your weekend, all!
*Parting squeezes*
Nighty night!
Anyone else notice it looks like the bro in red has a hook for a hand?!?
Chubby: Look the guy said he wanted to see under the car.
Hooky: He said under the hood, not under the car Guido.
yeouch!
Actually the perp in this case is long gone, my guess is, totally off the grid because if he’s ever found, something tells me he’ll be cut into tiny chunks and fed to Dr. EvIl’s fish… from the toes up mind you, so he can watch for a bit. … i died a little inside when i saw this… *looks around* so the violent nature of comment is acceptable i’d say.
YEAH DESTROY THAT GAY CAR!
Isn’t that the guy from Miami Ink. What’s his name, Chris Nuñez?
2009 Aston Martin Vantage-$158,900
Gas for the 200 mile delivery trip- $58.95
See your new baby totaled by strangers right before your unsuspecting eyeballs-Priceless
Yes, I would like to see the Carfax please.
“Oh yes, the CarMAPS.. got those right he….”
NO! CARFAX CARFAX *punch punch punch*
I haven’t read all the comments but am I the only one to notice that the dude in the red sweatshirt has a hook hand!?!?!?! Please correct me if I’m wrong but it looks pretty legit…”I’ll get you Peter Pan!!!!!”
Actually your wrong about the amount of damage. Replacing the rear bumper will be required but its going to be far far more than a few paint scars. The exhaust system will have been shoved forward, depending on how badly its not it could have damaged things right the way up to the extractors or it could have folded back further, still, at a minimum the rear resonator and tail pipe section will have to be replaced. Beyond that the impact has popped the boot open, that means that the rear bumper has moved upwards which means the rear lights have moved, if you take a close look at the picture you can see where the panels above the lights have moved outwards due to the lights being pushed upwards. Seeing as those rear guards are a single piece it means that they have to be panel beaten back in to place and fixed there (should really be leaded but most panel shops would just beat and bog, being an Aston it might be done properly) rather than replaced. Its a hell of a lot more than “replace the rear bar and thats it” not to mention that the front bar will be scarred up from the lift. All in all its not exactly what you want for your pride and joy. Also, Vantage is kinda a weak second runner, the only reason it sounds good is because of a tweaked exhaust (it sounds the way it sounds because engineers wanted it to sound that way, not because its got a lot of power) and its not that fast, nor is the chassis that good. The DB9 and DBS are both much much better cars, but if you want to go to the best Aston around its the Vanquish but they have knocked it out of production for now. Cross fingers that they bring back a new one soon as the DBS isnt better enough (I know thats bad english) than the DB9 to warrant the price increase.
thinking way too much about this WIN!
my car
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
That’s going to be going to the insurance pool and hitting the auto auction.
Insured win?
A little of me died on the inside when I saw this…. it’s a SIN! T_T
Exactly.
Oh Noes ! How they could do that to Aston Martin…
Such a fail, lol.
Nooo!!! Thats an Aston Martin!! That makes me unhappy.
OMG no! if you’re going to be incompetent, do it a honda. i hope those imbuciles got fired. a freakin aston martin fer cryin out loud. lawd!
they failed to total the car. it look reparebable
I knew I shouldn’t of hired them to unload my car.
No wonder I haven’t heard from the moving company regarding my car delivery..
what kind of car is that?
o_o I’d sue them for millions of dollars. How dare they do that to my favorite car?
it looks more like the pad picked the car up, if it was dropped from the truck there would be alot more damage, and i doubt it would have fit up therel. but either way, dumbasses
lol its a crap car anyways so it doesnt matter hahaha
tough road for the car…