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Looks quite photoshopped to me
your mom looks quite photoshopped to me
Yours doesn’t. Poor you.
Guys, how do I use my created account to post at failblog?
You can get an avatar assigned to your email address at gravatar (dot) com, if that’s what you mean.
Thank you
Darn it screwed up my name
It would be funnier if it wasn’t an obvious photoshop
The sadow in the window is effed up.
No problem.
changed my capital letters… see if it workz.
Change your spellchecker, then capitalize the first letter of a sentence – it might work then. That might square things up.
Try changing your email to the one you used at gravatar. Then you will need to clear your cache. On my computer I can ctr-f5 but yours may be different.
Try changing your e-mail, then your hairstyle, then your nose and eyes, and-if possible- your sense of self security. If none of that works I suppose you could just go learn a foreign language and move to the speaking country. BTW What is the objective?
Are we feeling a tad touchy today L337Rur0un1?
I made a gravatar thing and I’m not sure if It works
(I know I’m retarded)
You just posted you idiot….so thus you have an account, moron.
Please don’t talk about yourself that way.
Politeness and decency 101 FAIL.
captain obvious WIN
It seems that Robodog 23 is in a bitchy mood.
Calm down.
Sandy vagnia
Don’t be gay.
lol
no,his mom is 100% real,trust me
damn… got me!
You can tell by the pixels.
my dad just croped our my mom…
croped out****
You misspelled ‘creeped out’.
it was actually “crapped out”
I thought maybe it was “groped”.
I thought it was cropped and ucing couldn’t spell.
I still do.
cropped. Like a photo. not creeped, smart one…
*SIGH*
I would have gone for a facepalm but a sigh works.
is it still a facepalm if you whack THEM in the face?
I dunno, let’s try!!
Wait, who are we /facepalmming – kyle?
/facepalm kyle
Did it work?
According to karate, it’d be a “facepalm-heel strike”. Sounds good to me.
the shadow is the same as if it were the square with the others
You can see the strings!
Nope, it’s the real thing.
Actually, it would seem like photoshop, but with the phone lines going across it it would be quite hard to.
it would make it easier to photoshop it with those phone lines – way easier. all you’d have to do is select the phone lines and then copy them on to a separate layer.then you slight the window, fill in the wall space where the window originally was, and then align the phone line over where it is. takes 3 minutes, tops.
you are a nerd. but it’s ok.
A guy with an avatar like that should be one to talk…
Selecting the phone lines closely enough would be a PITA, amirite?
Window source is the top of the building, the shadowed reflection shows that the angle isn’t genuine, apart from that it’s well done. The phone line was likely drawn back in, would be pretty simple.
Clearly photoshoped … and not even much of an interesting result.
What is with you people i swear its not photoshopped. I dont even have photoshop. My archietect friend knows the reasoning behind it. He says its strang but the room with that window, the wall on the inside slants down kind of like in an attic, so the room isn’t a perfect square its more triangle-ish if that makes any sense, but you cant see that from the outside, so thats why it looks like they just messed up the window when in fact it was supposed to be that way because of the interior walls. Thank You. Go see it for your self if you wish.
and what about the room above? this makes no sense, in fact a room designed like that would be even more of a fail then the original fail
the room above it is the top of the staircase that causes that room to have the tilt in it to begin with… the room with the tilted window is likely a laundry room. Ive been in a hotel very similar to this.
And before you even THINK you are going to outsmart me by saying that angle and the length left in the building isn’t enough for a staircase, Id like to add that anyone that doesn’t remember that some staircases TURN in the middle is an idiot.
it is photoshopped. the shadow on the window is not angled properly.
It’s not a shadow — there’s no direct light on the building. It’s the reflection of the overhang, which is dark, even when angled.
it is real go to the best western website, and look up hotels in nuermberg germany it is one of the pics of the hotel on our website
not shopped, look at the curtains- the waves follow the normal force (gravity)
That’s exactly what I was going to say. Thank you.
I was searching to see if someone else noticed. Well done, even if you did beat me to it by over eleven hours.
Right. And how is that WAY easier?
Yeah, not a difficult ’shop.
Plus, the shadow’s not right on the crooked window.
It’s not ’shopped. It’s a Best Western in Nuremberg, Germany
Actually, look at the window sill. Notice how it’s thicker than the others. If that were deliberate, it would be more prominent. They’d be using it as a gimmick. Other notes: Look at the top of the window. They made the curtain look like it’s hanging straight, but for a fact I know angled curtains on angled curtain rods don’t hang that way. A good, but not as thorough, photoshop deal.
its not you dumbass, look at the curtains, it is almost impossible to photoshop that with the glass reflection and the certains right.
actually that would be, as we say in these parts when asked to do an easy job, a “piece of piss”.
high enough rez source image, couple of layers, blending settings, some careful clone tool and could do that, power lines, curtain, shadow and all in my sleep.
Not going to say it is a shop (but I’d say 75% certain it is), but it would have been an easy 30 minute shop job for someone who does this as their 9 to 5
im 16 this isnt my 9 to 5. i dont have photoshop. this was taken with my crappy sony cybershot i dropped likie 100 times.
I do photoshop on a regular basis and can pride myself in the ability to spot shop-jobs a mile away
This, however is, is not photoshopped, its simply the room under a staircase.
Impossible for you, maybe.
Photoshopped … its the only window that has artifacting around it
what artifacting? Its not photoshopped. Its also not really a fail, it was done on purpose
yes it does look photoshoped…you can see the little black square thing-that is below every other window-in the same position it should be if the window was in the right place…(if that makes sense
)
thats what i was thinking too
I swear its not photoshopped. I saw it myself. Its at the Best Western Hotel in Nurnberg, Germany.
as much as i hate to cry PS, you’re right. the shadow isn’t consistent with the other windows, and NOBODY would EVER make that “mistake”
this should have been filtered out of FB, PS’s will ruin this site. Failblog fail.
its NOT a photoshop. It is also NOT a mistake. it was done on purpose and should not be on fail for that reason, not because you people are too quick to call photoshop on anything that you dont believe could be real without any LOGICAL thinking to it whatsoever.
I agree, but i have little enough faith in humanity to believe that really COULD happen
photoshop
It’s not shopped I walk past that thing every day. It’s kind of a failed architecture stunt or something.
Totally photoshopped! There’s no way that could have slipped through constant construction inspections while being built!
whoop whooppp!
not photoshopped i swear. saw it myself.
Look at http://www.hotel-nuernberg.bestwestern.de/
That’s the HP of that Hotel. The picture there is not the best but you can see that one Window is ‘different’.
chalague
LOL!
The new emoticons suck.
What did you expect from Best Western?
A room that isn’t tilted.
I guess that’s asking too much.
No, no, this room is ADA compliant for people with one leg shorter than the other.
Or it’s just to screw with people who suffer from vertigo and dizzy spells.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Once, I tried aversion therapy for my reality issues. Once.
One is the loneliest number, DrB.
Two is just as bad as one, X-Phile.
Three is company…
and 4 will cost you an extra hundred bucks!
How much for 5?
It’s time to deep-six this thread.
But I’m in seventh heaven in this thread!
*pouts*
Eight is Great!
Nein, nein. This thread should continue.
Four rhymes with sore
and also with whore. but I digress.
pretty damn cool if you ask me
But no one asked you.
yeah, i want to stay in that room.
No you wouldn’t. It’s a laundry room more likely than not
How the hell do you get a window built in like THAT and not notice it?
When it comes to fail, everything is possible.
You photoshop it. The only other explanation is that it was done on purpose to be quirky (not likely). Either way, not a fail, except on the part of the person who submitted it and the ones who voted for it.
not to be quirky but to allow for a window in what is likely either the laundry room on that floor or the maids room on that floor… right under a staircase.
If you drank too much ’spirit’ from your spirit level..
Here, take this spare Brian…it has spiwit (I’m not sure that it’s straight, though).
A spare Brian? Is that Brian Dennehy or Brian Boitano?
Did you not know that there is a surplus of Brians.
You only have to look at the Brussels Brian Mountain.
lulzzz
Photoshop fail!
^^^ what he said
whoop whoop
i don’t think photo shopped pics should be included on Fail Blog.
I agree. It’s nonsense.
Your opinion has been noted.
I say we vote on it.
*flies away*
*looks at ballot*
*writes in the number “6″*
*deposits in ballot box*
*looks confused*
He he! You pulled on your dangling chad.
Normally I would agree that photoshopped stuff should stay off, but this is an example of what I would consider an exception.
It’s done really well. It’s obvious that it’s not real, but in this case, the person had talent- it doesn’t matter.
Maybe if there were another blog out there, named something like awesomephotoshopblog.com, where cool photoshop projects could go, it would belong there;
In the meantime, it’s a photoshop win, not a construction fail.
Look in the window idiot. See the curtains. Please don’t give me that nonsense about shadows either.
Speaking of idiots, why is it so difficult for you to understand that the curtains, window reflection and all, can be just as easily shopped as the window frame?
why is “that nonsense about shadows” ANY less valid then your point about the curtains.
i could do this myself, and i have only a novice amount of experience with PS
a) It is not a shadow; the most common cry of the pro-photoshoppers; it is a reflection.
b) Predicting the proper placement for a shadow can be damn near impossible. Painters know this.
c) Because something can be done does not mean it was. That is for WTF.
d) I challenge you to alter a photo to achieve this. “I could…” holds no water. Show me an I did.
I am probably overly sensitized to people yelling PHOTOSHOPPED every time something odd appears here. It is a vastly over used word. If you’ve been around here for very long you may know what I mean. I most likely wouldn’t believe that a photo of the Space Needle rocketing off was altered anymore.
Its not a photoshop you conspiracy theorist.
Its also not a construction fail, its a construction win of sorts to put a window in a room under a staircase.
fail
Yeah…. that’s kinda the point of the whole site…but thanks…I guess.
*snerk*
*squeeze*
(I do hope it’s ok for me to squeeze people here – I’m rather new)
I’ll take a squeeze from whom ever offers.
*squeezes Zippycat*
Me, too!
*squeezes ZC and KVD*
*joins squeeze-party*
Looks like it is done on purpose.
But then again, what psychopath would do such a thing?
I don’t know. What psychopath would do such a thing?
*wonders if you know what a psychopath is*
The kind who likes to throw people out windows on an angle I suppose.
Would you have to tilt the body to get it through the window?
No, that takes some of the fun out of it. Just keep trying until you get it right.
Thanks Pixar:
You should post a warning: Do not drink anything while you watch this video. Pixar not responsible for soaked computer monitors.
Whoops! Reply fail.
some prefer the sane road to where they are going. Me… I take the psycho path..beware the luna ticks.. they’re on the grass.
I thought they were in the hall.
Blood sucking Tuna Licks! Gah
wow badly photo shopped, not even a good fake
Photoshop huh? The curtains are hanging in the right way, so perhaps a smart Photoshopjob.
That’s easy to do in photoshop, it just takes a little attention to detail.
Amen
Notice the shadow on the window.
*The Shadow Knows*
Yea… I’m asking myself. How can you even photoshop the curtains and forget to move the shadow.
It is a reflection dipstick, not a shadow.
I am so tired of fools who couldn’t get the “red out” of a portrait crying “PHOTOSHOPPED”.
it s not a fake i live across from a buildiing like that.
Hmmm looks wierd on that
Faultline? Earthquake zone?
Umm…could be on a stairwell. Just saying.
Why would the stairwell just be on one floor? And how many times have you seen a window tilted to follow the slope of a stairwell? Interesting reasoning, mrobvious. Just saying.
my girlfriend can do that. Wait, wrong blog
interesting…..i wonder if the room is like that too….like some weird fun house
There is a very heavy person sleeping on one side of that room.
wonder what the room looks like…
2nd Best Western
Yeah it’s Best Western. The window in Best Southern has really short hair around it.
A mullet?
Jenny honey, if your Best Southern has a mullet…well, I wanna see that, just for the OMG factor!
*sonrkiety!*
Sonar Kitty?
Ooops. I think my innuendo detector is faulty. That is the hardest I have laughed all day.
POTATOSHOPPED! FRIST! FRIST! IT IS DEAD! BLAH!
Sleeping one off, probably. Or else not at work.
I’m very jealous of them right now, Aja.
G’morning/afternoon/evening by the way.
There you are! I got bored and went off to play on my Wii.
Kinda early to be playing with yourself, isn’t it, GB?
Watch it! You could detonate the Innuendo machine. Anyway, it’s 9:30 pm here in Tokyo.
Well then, please continue.
It’s only 8:30am here and I’m just sucking down coffee to wake up.
Lots of trollies out today. I hope the whole weekend won’t be this way.
I always get the trolly with the wonky wheel O.o
Doesn’t a ride on the trollie sound like fun!
beep beep
*I have on my weekend troll armor*
Is a “trolly” the thing you push around in a store, and put your groceries in?
In New England, they are called “carriages”. In the rest of the USA, they are called “shopping carts”. Go figure.
in the South we call them “buggies.”
rubber baby buggies
That window is used for a proof of Pythagoras’ theorem.
Mathematicians everywhere are going “See! I told you it would work!”
She could have trouble balancing the hypotenuse collection on that sill.
They’ll have to put the collection on the adjacent sill.
I’ve noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly.
You’re just being mean now. I’m disillusioned.
I would’ve thought she would’ve noticed that before now. Is that too many “would’ve”’s?
I dissilled the above to get rid of all the would’ves.
$#%^@! I even looked three times to try to catch a pun, and didn’t!
*hides face in shame*
*trembles*
*squeeze* hehehe
*squeeze*
Hi Jam. Some days I’m really slow on the uptake.
Yeah, me too! vv
That’s okay, cos we still have an opening for you (if you think it’s time to DO something!).
It was a discrete joke
(hint: MP ref – you might want to write this down ; -)
*gets notepad ready*
Spot on, guvna!
I’m the senior officer here and I haven’t had a funny line yet.
Oh come on! I got the maths, I got the sill. I didn’t get the MP? *SIGH*
Here, drink this. It helps.
*hands Jam greenish liquid*
How much didn’t you get the MP?
Right, you’re in.
I had to see a man cry.
So shove off out the office there’s a good chap.
(*still has gender issues*)
Arg, HATE not HAD
Who proofreads these things?
*raises paw*
Sorry, I was napping in the sill; that one slid right past me.
You are Devious. HA!
(Google is my friend)
Hee!
Aja, I must say even I as an MP fan am astounded by your stash of MP quotes.
It helps to watch the entire set of MPFCs now and again.
Oops – got an idea – see you next week.
*glances around*
This looks like a job for…
Bicycle Repairman!!
INFLATE!
OMG did it DIE??
Yes, he did. He rolled right out of bed and smacked his head and died in a pool of blood that the maid had to clean up. It was tragic. His funeral is tomorrow if you want to send flowers to his family.
*gets glassy-eyed*
*waves*
*gets pink eye*
*waves back*
*squeeze*
*gets bullseye*
*squeezes back*
*gets Private eye*
*squeezes KVD and DrB*
*gets pie eyed*
*sneezes*
*crosses eyes*
*tweezes*
*gets evil eye*
*wheezes*
*gets snake eyes*
*whooo- hooo*
*brown-eyes*
*apologizes*
i already deflowered most of his family, I don’t feel the need to replace them.
the curtains are straight , so i don’t think the pic is photoshoped
The curtains have been altered to be straight, but the shadow across the top of the window hasn’t been changed to match the new window angle…
No, that’s how the shadow should be actually…
the right top corner doesn’t have shadow with it’s new angle though
<.<
Fail!
no, you’re wrong. Stupidity fail.
Actually, if they are wrong, then it would be an “Intelligence Fail” or a “Stupidity Win”… You know, like your dumbass post.
It’s not a shadow blast it! It’s a reflection.
Someone doesn’t understand how photoshop works…
Someone doesn’t understand how the Failblog comments section works…
Really?
*tries to come up with white zone / red zone joke*
*fails*
Don’t look at me!
I gave at the office.
Yeah, DrB, about that – they want to give it back. That wasn’t the kind of donation they were looking for.
Wait.. what kind of bank is this??
*walks out of bank with smile on face*
I need a cigarette.
An S bank.
*s banks*
Hey! Watch who you’re spanking, buster!
I was just chequing you out and got carried away. Sowwy
lol, ye, some thing is at the right angle, therefore It cant POSSIBLY of been photosopped :p
Dude, if you can tilt a window 45 degrees to the right then you can straighten some curtains.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Lois, this is not my batman glass!
Lois? Isn’t that Superman?
It’s okay. She’s with Bruce now. Lois broke up with Superman after he started seeing Spiderman’s ex Mary Jane behind her back.
But there’s more! Spiderman was seeing Wonder woman and Mr. Fantastic caught them both, resulting in a complicated love affair.
Superman started wearing Stretch as a contraceptive. Ya, ’twasn’t pretty in the end.
I’ll have you know that it pretty well WAS in his end.
Stretch Armstrong?
‘twatn’t have been pretty anywhere.
Corpus symbolism there Jude. *squeeze!*
I douche what I can, doc!
*squeeze*
that looks like it is in Europe somewhere. Murrcan hotels dont look like that.
I think it’s intentional architecture =)
did he died?
Definitly photoshoped, look at the displaced pixels around the window.
Definitely a JPEG, look at the compression artifacts around the window.
Oh my gosh, that DOES not indicate that it’s a photoshop picture…look at all the other windows…there’s pisplaced windows too! It’s just that the file was compressed and converted to another format. Happens all the time. Look at the wire, the way how the curtain stands…
Ye … but its still photoshopped … very much so in fact. I could recreate this in 5 minutes, and yet a builder could not possibly do this by accident (and why on earth would they do it on purpose). Let’s just think about that for a second shall we.
yes, it really was piss-poor placement of that window…
I think i’ll open a shelter for displaced pixels…
*snerk!*
douche
http://www.holidaycityeurope.com/best-western-nuernberg/index.htm
Photoshop obviousness fail!
1) Why would someoen bother to photshop this?
2) The curtains are still hanging vertically in that window so it’s not just rotated even if it were photoshoped.
3) I can imagine that an architect might add this as a ‘quirk’ to a building, somewhere for some reason.
1) Why would someoen bother to photshop this?
–For attention?
2) The curtains are still hanging vertically in that window so it’s not just rotated even if it were photoshoped.
–Good point. But then, they could have faked that part, too. ANYTHING can be done in photoshop.
3)3) I can imagine that an architect might add this as a ‘quirk’ to a building, somewhere for some reason.
—Ehhh, I can see that, but not for a hotel. At the VERY least, not for a CHAIN hotel. But if a BW bought the building from someone else, it’s possible. I can guarantee it’s not being rented to guests, though. If it’s not photoshopped, it’s probably being used for a closet or something.
1. Remember that Safety is ALWAYS third.
its the window of an efing attic thank you very much! the window is crooked because its at the bottom floor of the attic. The attic is two floors. The walls make a traiangle on the inside left corner of that room ( right when you look at it ). Thus why they could not make the window straight. If they did they would have to move it over towards the other window more because they cant make it square beacuse of the wall. I sw it myself. I took the picture. I dont even know how to or, have photoshop. Its in nurnberg, germany. and its real. google earth it if you want to.
FRIST!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!111!1!
Exclamation mark fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not usually quick to jump on the “it’s photoshopped!!!” bandwagon, but considering this is a hotel… it wouldn’t be able to keep the brand with a window like that in an ACTUAL GUEST ROOM.
So… either they’re using it as a storage closet or it is indeed a fake.
Tsk. Now Clari, I didn’t expect to see you being a pane.
I hate to break it to you but this is pretty much a closed case.
That will reflect badly on her.
So the case(ment) is closed?
Unless another window of opportunity opens up!
I think it’s curtains for her!
it’s photoshoped. look at the SHADOW on the window. the same angles as the rest of the windows even tho it is tilted one side. photoshop 100%.
Ohh.. the SHADOW… why didn’t anyone mention the SHADOW before???
*shadows fluffy*
*can’t…resist…any…longer…*
SQUEEEZE!
The Shadow knew you were going to do that.
The shadow’s know all…
That’s where I get all the juiciest gossip by the by…
Very photoshopped.
Free dissemination of advertisements on failblog = failing failblog.
Oh, blah blah blah… if it’s fake, so what?
Can we please STOP talking about the Fail now?
*headdesk*
NO.
*cries*
*squeezes jam* Hiya
Wooo!
*squeezes Sir B*
Good adventuring?
Wooo! Yus ma’am – and yours was too by the looks!
I saw an opening for a squeeze and couldn’t resist!
Twas a fine day out we had.
*pops in*
*squeezes Jam & DrB*
*pops out*
*offers cover for Katz*
*squeeze*
*squeezes for KVDee,
Was left wondering if the Moomin got his pee*
Hahahaha! No.
Cause if it’s fake, it’s not really a fail…?
I am sorely disappointed. Best Western used to have a habit of Photoshopping their windows. It appears that they’ve gotten back into it.
Fake, you can see jpeg compression artifacts on the window that has been moved.
It looks like the side of a “Ripply’s Believe it” or Not building. Were they try to make it look like it survived a earth quake.
possibly even a “Ripley’s Believe it or Not” building!
Coming August 2009, try new “Ripley’s Can’t Believe it’s not Butter!”
You are right, I can’t believe this is butter.
*reads ingredients*
Cream and salt should be the only ingrediants, ever.
Don’t worry about the gredi ants, they won’t eat much.
Photoshop win
Failke
Just the artefacts, ma’am.
The people staying in that room, if they had a shit would it come out sideways?
That depends if it is verbal diarrhea. Just sayin’.
i think that the window is straight but the wall is tilted.
?
*hungry*
I’m leaning towards pizza.
*tired*
*leaning toward pillow*
is that kinda like sayin’t i’m not gay, my boyfriend is?
Photoshop experiment: Ignoring the crooked window, look at the second window on the top and bottom levels shown, they both have the same reflection or diagonal lines, that’s not gonna happen
Maybe that’s the only window the right way up and all the others are the wrong way.
Yiu didn’t HAVE to say it!
I am going to whack the next person with a mallet who says “PHOTOSHOPPED!”
*whacks self*
YEOW!
I’m not convinced, I mean, who the hell would think of doing that, and why?
On second thought, that would be genius!
If you’re going to say ‘photoshopped’ I’m going to say BMW WIN!
Broke Moomin’s Willie (err…stick)?
I, er,
Photoshopped!Damn, you’re right, Arthur!
*squeeze*
*coughs*
*sneezes*
*squeezes GB, Arthur & Sidhe*
I think I’m coming down with something.
Oh no. Get’s out the Lysol. Hope it works on troll germs.
Ah AH AH CHOOOOOO!!!!
Ths signal-to-noise ratio is getting dangerously low… it must be the weekend.
OK, I’m going to break my cardinal rule, and talk about the fail. This was obviously deliberate, but I can’t imagine what kind of architect would design a boring boxy hotel with one window skewed. I’d like to see the entire facade. I wonder if it would make more sense with a wide-angle lens.
*tilts head* ooo i get it now…
Ths signal-to-noise ratio is getting dangerously low… it must be the weekend.
OK, I’m going to break my cardinal rule, and talk about the fail. This was obviously deliberate, but I can’t 1magine what kind of architect would design a boring boxy hotel with one window skewed. I’d like to see the entire facade. I wonder if it would make more sense with a wide-angle lens.
Who who,
who who?
Ah, I see what’s going on. It’s our good friend (not really) realism, masquerading as Arthur? *sigh* That’s lame.
Say something in German, Vollidiot.
Takes a while to google it, right Arschloch?
If you look carefully at the avatar, it’s an easy spot.
Something in German
Le sange est dans l’arbre
*singe
French fail
Uh oh. Is an asshole doing a masquerade again?
I’m confused. What the hell is going on with Arthur up there?
He’s being impersonated by an a$$hole.
I’m going to take a wild guess that the a$$hole you are referring to just made that comment to me.
*Squeezes IUL*
Yup. And me.
*squeezes KVD*
Maybe the architect was cross-eyed? Or pissed off the general contractor, who then made sure one window was crooked. Dunno.
*squeeze*
i think the F-bomb looks much cooler with an umlaut. (pardon my spelling, maybe)
That’s a bad job of photoshopping. Way too obvious. Photoshopped images definitely should not be allowed in the failblog.
100% agree. Take it off!
Ok, fellow Failbloggers, this guy made it for now. I’ll leave until he’s banned. I mean, having fans is nice, but he has really gone too far. I hope he didn’t insult anyone and if so – it wasn’t me. Bye!
(Beweis: Ich kann deutsch. Na gut, wenn der Kacksack auch ‘n Deutscher ist, isses kein Beweis.)
Hi Arthur. Yeah, jam is right, I can tell the difference in the avatars. Did you email failblog to get them banned?
*THWAPS the imposter*
He’s not worth it, Arthur. If you want me to send a note let me know. People like this eventually exhaust their “9 lives”.
Not me.
Don’t worry, Arthur, we can tell the difference.
*squeeze*
I hope so. This isn’t nice. I really don’t understand why he does that. Just because he can? I could beat up a six-year-old or tell him there’s no santa or whatever, but I don’t. The coward would.
What do you mean there is no Santa?
*chin quivers*
Don’t worry. He’s just kidding, sweetie.
*pats SN on the head*
Arthur would never deliberately set out to insult us. We’d have spotted it ourselves soon enough.
…and again threads look funny after the troll is banned!
Bye Arthur! I hope he’s banned soon so you can come back.
*squeeze*
I hope it’s soon – I can’t wear my thong again until I’m sure he’s gone!
Also not me.
Bye, Arthur.
*squeeze*
I’m sorry this douche is messing with you.
Troll.
Looks like the fake AE is no more.
May he Rest In Piss.
*snork!*
O CRUD they deleted his posts but forgot the ban.
Why do you do that? I mean seriously, why do you stalk me and try to spoil something that indeed means a lot to me?
That’s not an answer. C’mon, you’re anonym, you can tell the truth. Why?
*squeeze*
*anklesqueeze*
Hi! How are you?
*squeezeankle*
Tired thankyou, been boat racing for charity today. How are you? How did football go on Wednesday?
Great!
Even though my goddamn ankle still hurts. But I ignore that, all is good as long as I can play. I even scored the 1:0! *does the happy dance*
What kind of boat race was it? Sailing or rowing? Or something with motors?
Congratulations! A very successful return to football.
Teams of 16 to a boat. Good fun and very wet.
*happy squeeze*
Rowing in Dragon Boats
Thank you! It was, the others even asked me if I had trained before and told me there was no difference between Wednesday and before my injury. That wasn’t true, but nice to hear anyway.
Cool! We have Dragon Boat races once a year in my home town. Looks like fun! Exhausting fun, that is… Was your team good?
Excellent
You looking to a lot more football in the near future or have to wait for the new season?
It’s very wet fun
Our team was doing well, then two rowers decided to suddenly leave! Dropped from fourth after that.
*quietly sneaks in the thread*
*sniffs around until I find The Moomin*
*squeeze*
if you’re in a boat race, and your boat does not win, does that place you in the Fail Boat?
*is sorry to be that late*
Even if it’s not really necessary anymore I’d like to offer myself as fugle(wo)man. Out of loyalty to FB/Failbloggers in general, and to you as well in origin.
(Beweis: Nee, der drückt sich zu natürlich aus um ne andere Muttersprache zu haben. Hmm…Reiss ihm den Kopf ab und scheiß ihm in den Hals. Bin mittlerweile ziemlich müde, kreativer wird’s leider nicht mehr, aber du hast das und alles andere hier sowieso ganz gut alleine im Griff:) )
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen Windows go all wonky….
How does this even work? How did it happen?~?
eiter photoshopped or its so they can reach the sign easier
Could this scream “photoshopped” any louder?
That’s cute. Too bad it’s photoshopped.
This looks shooped. I can tell from the pixels and I’ve seen some shoops before.
shoop-shoop-a-doop-shoop-a-doopy-doop-a-doop
I hate fake fails.
i hate fake nails.
I make fake snails.
I bake rake trails.
I take lake smells
you lose, but thanks for playing.
I rate flake whales.
totally photoshopped…not cool.
Alas, now it is time for me to run away.
I will come fail with you again on Monday.
Bye Lurk! Have a nice rest of the weekend!
*squeeze*
Gah! Microsoft done their usual job of releasing a wonky version of windows. I’m sure they’ll release a patch for it soon.
You Suck at Photoshop, now a classic: (some language and some thoughts expressed may not be for everyone)
Tutorial #1 in a series
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M
*rofl!!!*
PHOTOSHOP FAIL -Lolman
Did Somebody even thought about that they maybe wanted it to look like that?
Yeah it was mentioned earlier. My response was that if it was on purpose, it wouldn’t have been the BW who built it that way (brand requirements and such). Nor would they use it as a guest room (but that’s not really relevant, since it’s obvious LoL).
Thankyou!!!
If it’s real, I fail to see how it is a fail -a sit’s CLEARLY intentional.
If it’s photoshopped -it’s not a fail.
Jeepers
Look at the shadow in the upper part of the window. It was definitely photoshopped.
Just wondering, what are the little squares under the windows? And why does the window at the top right have 2 of them?
Something to do with the A/C, maybe? Other than that, I dunno.
I know of a motel room in Mobile, Alabama that is deliberately built on a tilt, I assume so that it can be used for pranks on passed-out drunks or heavy sleepers by their friends. The window looks like this, although not on such an extreme tilt.
This photo is fake, though…if you download it and use any program where you can zoom in you can easily see the alterations.
Not fake. I’ve seen it on Best Western’s site.
I guess the architect was going for an “abstract” style
fake! check out the shadow
Twit.
twat
Does this mean the whole room is tilted?
You cannot grasp the true form of the Window’s attack!
Earthbound?
This hotel is Window’s Vista (c) compliant.
WIN!
Very quick PS effort…
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4677128
Okay people here’s the truth: That window is plumb and all of the rest are photoshopped. All clear now?
this has to be photoshopped
Well, that must’ve been a cheap apartment room to rent.
It’s edited(photoshopped). Look at the widow, the shadow would be different if it was real…
fake….
i’d say creativity…
…or photoshop
That is the ripley’s believe it or not museum. It’s suppose to look like a hotel. I have been there.
Actually this might be some sort of marketing ploy. That screwy window draws a lot of attention to the Best Western sign next to it.
T. this could be but i dont doubt it could be photoshopped. i doubt though that its real and not a marketing ploy though. and falcon why would there be a best western sign next to it? im not being sarcastic just curious.
If you have Firefox, right click the picture, select “view picture”. From there use CTRL ++ to zoom in as much as possible. There you will definitely see that it is a counterfeit.
It would be kind of neat if a building was really done this way, but this isn’t real.
:O I noticed though that the curtains do go the same way as the window they still move Up-down with the line in em… while if photoshoped and
DO NOT GO* My bad. I keep screwing it up today D:
WHOOPS accidently pressed add comment, I meant to say if photoshopped it would be going same direction
The poster has repeatedly told you what hotel this is– Best Western Hotel Neurnberg. Find it on Best Western’s website and see the real hotel yourself, complete with crooked window.
Not Photoshopped– research trumps analysis on this one.
Actually, take a closer look. The shadow up top should be at a slant, not straight across. The shadow is clearly from the top row of windows. The vertical curtains are from the middle window on the top row, every fold is exactly the same.
And yeah, I did look up the Best Western in Neurnberg. It doesn’t even LOOK like this one: it’s lighter in color and all the rooms have balconies.
Not photoshopped people. There are two Best Westerns in Nuernberg.
The one with the crooked window is at this address:
Allersberger Strasse 34
Nuernberg, 90461, DE
You can verify it on the Best Western website. I would post a link, but every time I try to include it my comment doesn’t get posted.
Mah brutha, ees spessual.
If that window wasent photoshoped…. WIN!
haha this is epic fail!!! because he forget to PHOTOSHOP the shadow in the window itself XD
Not photoshopped. Here’s the link straight from the Best Western website! I doubt the hotel would photoshop its own window like that!
Yep, epic Fail on the photoshop front, the shadow gives it away..
They got some Lazy ass carpenters over there
photoshopp’d!
Again, this is not photoshopped. You can verify it on the Best Western website. BTW, there are two Best Westerns in Nuernberg.
The one with the crooked window is at this address:
Allersberger Strasse 34
Nuernberg, 90461, DE
(I would post a link, but every time I try to include it my comment doesn’t get posted.)
He’s right you know.
Search for – Allersberger Strasse 34 Nuremberg, 90461, DE.
It comes up. A lot more yellow in their pictures, but alterante angles, all with the crooked window.
Fail is legitimate.
Even if it is not a photoshop fail, it IS a design fail. They should have fired the person that suggested they put in a window like that, whether there looked to be a good reason or not. Any high school drafting teacher would tell you that’s a bad idea.
FAKE PHOTO!! TAKE IT OFF MAN
just like mentioned before:
It’s Nuremberg, Germany, allersbergerstrasse … I passed that window twice a da for two years, it’s been real all the time and it’ll be real, still, the netxt time I’ll pass there
Initiative people, initiative… I just searched for Nuremberg Best Western and found other websites showing the wonky window… IT’S REAL. Now go to bed.
http://www.holidaycityeurope.com/best-western-nuernberg/index.htm
HahahHAHA! See – you failures? “No it’s PHOTOSHOPPED! Beh beh beh – wahhhh!”
yay,1 we found stephen hawkings house!
how… how did they manage that? That must have been deliberate, there is no way that could happen by simple fail. Right? Is there? Just… how?
Dozens upon dozens of people on here commentings their “rock-solid” criteria that this was “definately photoshopped”. But I have looked up pix on this hotel in two different places and seen this window at a slant. IT IS REAL! It is really funny how people think they can prove something is ’shopped when it was not.
The picture pretty much pins the bogosity meter for me, as it does for a lot of people. If it’s real — not just dupes of this picture elsewhere but really in bricks and mortar — then what’s the address?
Oops — a fail of my own. I skipped to the end and missed comments in the middle giving the address.
I wonder why they created a window like that?
Yes, it’s real. European architects often throw in little surprises. It would be nice to know who the designer of that building was.
Guess they’ll have to change their name to Decent Western.
The shadow looks off… It is probably photoshopped… besides how would that even happen (someone would’ve had to noticed before it became a finished project)
Unless the person who photoshopped this also took the time and trouble to hack the Best Western web site and photoshop it there too, this is real – surf over and look for yourselves. Let this be a lesson to all you know-it-alls who think everything on this site is photoshopped. You’re wrong most of the time.
no hacking was necessary sanity. you have to be a moron to think that’s real. the shadows dont match up. it was probably an upset web person at best western. come on sanityinjection, think before you post next time.
Chris, the same window can be seen in photos of this hotel on multiple websites including Hotels.com and other booking sites. Which is more believable, that all sites were hacked, that shopped photos were sent to all sites and Best Western some how didn’t notice, or that certain people think they are a lot smarter than they really are? Seriously, there is a whole world out there beyond one photo posted on FailBlog; the sooner you start exploring it, the less of a nerd you’ll be.
And he might even get laid.
It’s not a shadow, it’s a reflection.
Glass does that, at least in the states. I don’t know what glass in Europe does.
photoshopped pretty sure,..,. look at the shadow into the window, it’s straight.
Nowadays people think every little strange thing is photoshopped..
Best photoshop evar.
They even thought to do water mark from where rain would trickle down from the sill. It’s going in the right direction, too, same as the curtains.
owait.
/sarcasm
Surrealist Architecture WIN
The hubby’s a general contractor… he says deliberate architecture designed as an eye catcher to make you LOOK at the sign. right next to the window. and the room inside is normal, not angle-ceiling.
HOORAY FOR PHOTOSHOP!!!
http://images.leonardo.com/imgs/R/R05093/R05093_EXT_01_F.jpg
i didn’t believe this at first, but i checked it out, and if you google it, you can find pictures from all sorts of angles. from sites such as hotels.com. i doubt they would use a PS picture in the ads. thats just me though…
I love how everyone is argueing about this instead of taking all three seconds to google it.
it’s a real hotel.
the window is really crooked.
get over it.
I’m pretty sure that was made on purpose.
It amazes me that people are happy to waste time arguing that this is photoshopped rather than just going to google images to see if there are any other photos of the window in question.
http://www.hoteis.com/3/hotelimages/s/065000/065330A.jpg
http://www.holidaycityeurope.com/best-western-nuernberg/index.htm
http://nederland.hotels.com/hotels-duitsland/hotels-nurnberg/best-western-hotel-nuernberg/
http://www.ihrhotel.de/hotel_nuernberg_best-western-hotel-nuernberg_1192544110.html
Not fake. Next?
What a bunch of slow people here. If you read any of the comments, you’ll discover that this is a Best Western in Nuremberg, Germany. Just google image search Best Western Nuremberg and you’ll get images of it.
Campers, you’re missing something – Everything but teh window is photochopped…
Seriously, it’s a real place – Just do a freakin’ google for best western nuremberg or whatever, and it’s one of their hotels in the city. The window is visible in at least one of them, and is definitely twisted… I think it’s kinda cool…
That’s tight!
I want to stay in that room!
Never let a drunk guy make a window of a building.
“Just leave it, man. No one will notice, and they can just cover it with draperies from the inside.”
Funny, but 100% photoshop.
I totally failed, sorry. It appears this is an actual building, built like that. I stand corrected.
I have actually stayed in that room with the wonky window. Yes, I am not lying, that Best Western is in Nuremberg, Germany, in Allersbergerstrasse to be specific. It was very weird to have that window in the room.
what room # is it? im totally gonna live there..
It’s real LOL go to : http://www.hotel-nuernberg.bestwestern.de/ and click on the picture to show the little gallery with the “special” window lol
Change this to WIN.
A very clever design.
this is photoshop. look at the shadow at the top of the window.
i know a friend who stayed there once.
omg thts totaly photoshoped u can just telll
if one thing is sure is that it aint have been photoshopped; look at the freaking curtain idiots there going down the floor so if he would just have took the window and turned it aroune the curtain would have followed –’
hahaha… i used to work there in the nightshift… i assure everybody who thinks this is photoshopped, that this is real.
the hotel is located on Allersberger Strasse behind the main train station in Nuremberg, Germany
Photosop win!!!!!!!!!
I didnt think it was real.
But if use the “Birds Eye” view on Bing.com map. You can see the side of the building.
True Failure