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That guy needs help all right.
I need help too. ;~(
Don’t we all?
*squeeze*
but,thats not a guy ….?
Judging by the shape of his/her back and the shoulders I would say this is in fact a man. Several of my colleagues do agree on this. If it is a male then he does shave well though.
It’s a girl. Unless the man’s wearing a bra… You can see the bra strap on her right shoulder.
Unless that’s a guy and he’s gay………..like my principal.
…
…
*hugs everyone in the chatroom*
you got issues
who the hell are you ?
im you,you idiot
oh cool
schizophrenia win lol
ITS JUST PHOTOSHOP WORK!!!!!!!
It’s not schizophrenia if the coffee’s really been poisoned, right?
he has bra straps!
well your wrong… right side you can see a bra… and if you dont look at the left shoulder, you can see a bra strap adjuster through the shirt. but just ignore the pruse btw
It’s a women! Look at her shoulders,you can see the bra straps.
it’s a girl…have a cigar
New pair of glasses? (guy?)
Yesyes it’s a woman. I know. *sobs*
There there, here’s a hanky.
Ehm…no need to kiss me to thank me. I’m a guy, see?
*points to beard*
Again with the assumptions!
That’s right, don’t trust your eyes.
Now, close them and have a feel.
…
That was my nose and beard you felt.
*feels*
Your nose seems smaller with my eyes closed.
*snicker*
*mars*
*defaces*
*refaces*
*returns*
*about faces*
*the lady’s not for turning*
Thatcher load of rubbish. She turns me off.
Was she a Major issue for you?
She just makes me Blair’g.
well others will be collecting on her Wilson
*sings* Gordon Brown texture like Sun.
Brownies, anyone?
‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Purple Haze
Gender awareness fail
Hey, you never can tell. My post lady is proof!
I always thought your avatar was female. There is a big clue, well two big clues.
Not with my post lady there isn’t.
Oh, I thought you meant your avatar pic. No idea why. Yes, post(wo)men are rather ambigous in gender.
You’re not supposed to have noticed, young man!
*covers jam*
I’ve been jarred! Eeek!
awwww honey are they picking on you *squeeze*
Marmalade it out for me but I never thought they’d be so cruel.
ignore them they are talking curd.
I know, they’re evil with all those rumours they spread.
Horrible how they Marmite your name.
You two butter get help! This run just isn’t jelly-ing together!
I wasn’t ex-pectin’ anything else.
Gel at in he says *tuts
No I preserved the pun run! I just used an Americanism.
sorry but you are a little Nutella!
*canned laughter*
Put a lid on it!
(Sorry Avis, I didn’t mean it! *squeeze*)
GV you are glass!
This pun run is a pressurer cooker.
I’m pretty sure thats a joint…i know a lot of non smokers who just smoke weed sometimes.
maybe its a joint?
That’s a woman
this is a girl. look midway on the left shoulder blade (posterior deltoid), that is a bra strap.
Guy?
Brush?
Basil?
Pesto
…lence. Too much sauce could lead to disease.
Toe diseases are often caused by fungal spores.
and can be cured by ointment found in stores.
Kill me. Now. Before this pun gets any longer.
C—c—c—combo breaker!
This is guy?
Fawkes?
BOOM!
Argh! My Crystal Palace!
ooops… sorry.
I think he/she is smokin’.
So, the purse is way out of date? That’s the fail?
Or the fact that’s she’s wearing a bra to a Liberal rally?
The fail is she’s standing under a shelter and it’s not even raining.
Then it’s not that she’s a bra wearing Liberal at a Women’s Rights rally awaiting a true Conservative gentleman to light her cigarette?
You can tell all that just by looking at this picture? What can you tell by looking at mine?
Isn’t that Bruno?!
Gah, not popeye! Tintin! Captain Haddock! *facepalm*
*whispers*
That’s Cpt. Haddock, but the popeye character you were thinking of is “Bluto” not “Bruno”.
*analyzes*
(a) You have bad taste in hats, but can color coordinate.
[3] You dropped your razor overboard weeks ago.
{XII} You’ve never fully recovered from your Mother refusing to breast feed you after you entered third grade.
HA! You missed that I also smoke pipe!
What I just said there will for always remain a mystery.
I understood and used my x-ray vision to read it! :
“Thanks for the advice. I always wondered if there was an english equivalent to the dutch “pijpen” (to pipe) or “een pijpje zetten” (to put a pipe)” -Czuhc (On pipe innuendo)
*makes note that CTRL-C power is not limited to the visible world*
The signs says “tobacco”, there’s no mention of shit.
That’s what I was thinking, but that joint is suspiciously well-rolled.
There are devices to help with that.
Maybe a pure Joint without Tabaco, just weed xD
ADVICE: NEVER put TABASCO on your joint!
NEVER! 
Because I may come along and eat it!
Viva la Jalepenos!
*reaches for the Regular, Habanero, and “Smoked Chipolte’ *
*flirts with K@ whilst flashing the bottles*
What can I say!- I grew up in the UK, but spent a hell of a lot of time in Texas and Louisianna when I was young- changed my tastebuds for life!
Franks Extra hot is the best!
thank you, i was looking to see if anyone else noticed that that is not tabacco :p lol
The hypocritic fails are the best ones.
If you bypass that aspect of the pic, whoever she is, she looks a lot like me! Without some of the birthmarks, but still…
…or the wings and beak!
Well…. yeah. *blushes*
Nice shoes Avis!
morale is teH_suck
This is fake.
You can see all her fingers, so she is making some sort of “shh” sign.
And the ciggerete was added in.
FAKE
I really, really hate to say this, but I’m afraid this guy is right.
Not when you notice the hand is blurred too…I have a photo of me that looks the same- minus the hypocriticat t-shirt.
Maybe she’s holding it in her mouth and not with her fingers?
Were you holding it with one finger?
It was in my mouth…. and I was taking a drag….and putting my fingers up to my mouth to take it out again.
I want you to hold it between your knees.
I’m not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
See this sign?
*…*
i agree. i noticed it really fast.
your comments look shopped.
Shooped.
*shoops & boops*
K@ I am respectfully requesting that you change your avatar. Your current one disturbs me
How about gnomes and trolls(true trolls) warlocks and elfins what aout this group you are leaving out no hugs for them?
I shall rid the world of tobacco by SMOKING IT ALL!
“There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat.”
did he die?
Sooner rather than later, probably.
FIRST!
spherical misconclusion
Actually, I’m pretty ambiguous on the subject.
*squeeze to the group*
*squeezes kitty*
*Hugs Sidhe Cat*
*Takes out tinfoil on string to play with her*
*squeeze* oh and do not forget the free squeezes for the day!
Pardon me, sir. *squeeze*
There once was a dragon named Gaynorvader♂
Whom was known as a Ruthless commodities trader
So before the all the prices fell
At the closing bell
He grabbed hold of Ruth
and he a’d ‘er!
I like it, one question though; Who’s this Ruth person?
Well, she’s young…
What a coincidence, so am I!
Her nickname is “Baby”
*snickers*
And her surname is in fact “Less”!
HAHAHA!
@GV: Owned!
I believe Baby Ruth is some kind of American cigarette?
Er, no. It’s a chocolate bar.
Oh well, I’ve never actually been to America so I don’t know all these things!
That’s true. I only know of the chocolate because I saw it in California while on my summer hols.
Oh? So those were all pure lies you were telling the young 1/2 drunk, wide eyed lady all about your American cattle ranch, beach condo, gang connections and prison time?
…but it works every time, doesn’t it?
I never said that. I said i was hung like an American cattle ranch, used peach condoms, had a corrected fang and enjoyed Stilton and lime!
Oops! Justa sec… “pop!” “pop!”
*pulls acorns out of ears*
Sorry!
chocolate- see the Goonies
Obvious free clothing! (student)
Definite Photoshop; “her” hand is blurred, a different skin tone and lit differently.
The different skin tone is explained by the different lighting, which in turn is explained by the fact that when a light source comes from one direction, it doesn’t light the other side of an object. Plus most people’s hands tend to be a different colour to their faces. And sometimes when people move their hands while a photo’s been taken they end up blurred.
Yes, I see.
Instead of using a cigarette lighter, she lit her hand with matches, thus the blurring as she shakes the flames out and the skin tone differences between the charred and unharmed flesh.
You, Destinii Haruya, are a born detective.
Let’s see, on one hand we have the possibility of PShop. On the other we that the known fact that the skin on ones hands is markedly different from the skin on ones neck. Unless one is an infant.
…or a vampire
She doesn’t appear to be sparkling.
.
.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
… or Michael Jackson.
…or possibly a shaved Werewolf
Obviously fake. You can see all 5 fingers in the picture, so unless they like holding their cigarettes with one hand it is fake. Also, the cigarette is blurred and looks photoshopped regardless of the fingers.
and by hand I meant finger.
I think this is at Rock Otočec and I even think i saw her…
YES! You are RIGHT! I was there Too! I saw You there as well!
She’s my sister’s cousin’s accountant’s aunt’s neighbor’s mother’s daughter-in-law to be! We all thought she had stopped smoking!
I was there too! I hit a gentlemen on the nose who offered me to share a pipe!
that is clearly photoshoped
*screams* FOTOSHOPPPEDED *screams*
you’re photoshopped
Got rid of another one of those nasty cigarettes.
It’s obvious. The person wearing the teeshirt can’t read what is on the back of the shirt.
You my good sir, win one free internet!
She clearly needs advanced hindsight.
Where I come from tobacco is a scared medicine not to be misused but to offer up for things we have received or will be receiving.
Nice to meet you, Dorothy.
Sounds like prison to me
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Can you say photoshop? who’s checking these damn things?
that’s a WIN: he’s smokin pot.
Unlucky attempt at holding back cravings. She was even more unlucky when it struck her at the time of wearing that shirt.
Still, just because you smoke does not necessarily mean you want to
Kinda looks photoshopped…
If it is a man, he appears to be wearing a bra. Note the telltale strap adjuster lump parallel to the bag strap just under the peak of the shoulder.
Maybe it isn’t tobacoo? Hmm
Hmmm this photo isnt convincing.. it looks more like someone stuck a giant tobacco sticker on that broad-shouldered woman’s back.. it seems too glossy…
I think im right
it’s a woman, you can see her bra strap through her shirt.
Woman smoking win.
Do what I say, not what I do
She’s being an ironic hipster. What, you’ve never seen a stoner wearing a DARE shirt? C’mon. I maintain that it’s not a Fail if it’s deliberate.
Looks like a sticker. Maybe someone put it there without her knowing
What a stupid smoking girl. If that’s a sticker she’s so high from wathever she’s smoking she didn’t even noticed.
This isn’t a FAIL… that’s clearly a joint being smoked.
noone else think its been edited in? looks kind of suspicious….the hand is blurry tho so it might have been moving.
Is there any comments not about random stuff and not about whether that’s a guy or a woman?
Must have six fingers too.
Yeah, I saw that too. It has definitely been doctored.
its a woman. her hair style, body shape and flab-arms show it.
how about the underlying bra..
How is this a fail to begin with ?
He/She is clearly ironic with the no smoking sign… why does failblog fail at finding fails ? D:
she is smoking while her shirt obviously says “help stop smoking”
yes..we can safely assume she knows that..so its clearly done on pourpose..so its a win.
exactly, this isn’t even close to a fail! i’d make the cast that this is some damn god irony as it can make it onto failblog without anyone even notice D:
who says that it’s tobacco?
Its a JOINT, so he can be against tobacco, but he’ll still qualify as idiot.
He’s so against it, he’s trying to smoke all cigarettes on earth to prevent others from smoking!
That’s not tobacco she’s smoking. It’s another pungent leaf.
agreed
It’s more like someone besides this human being (Hard to tell if it’s male or female) conveniently placed that sticker on her/his back.
I hope that’s weed.. =)
cigarettes kill ya know..
I think that’s actually a joint…
maybe she is not smoking tabacco?
its photoshopped.
He/she only has one finger next to the cigarette. And the cigarette is very blurry itself. So it seems like its photoshopped?
This picture is photoshopped, you can’t hold a cigarette with one finger.
this photoshopped.
if you look closely, she has one finger up(you need 2 to hold a cigarette). She also has 3 fingers curled up, and her thumb is resting on her cheek. This adds up to 5 fingers, exactly as much as a hand has. If she were really smoking, that would mean she’d need 6 fingers.
i’m glad other people noticed this.
it’s also hard to smoke thru your cheek, which looks like that’s where her one finger is.
The cigarette is in her mouth. She is doing a cigarette smoking movement like John Travolta in Face Off.
id say a fake, count the fingers. you can see all 5 fingers, and only 1 finger point at her cheek?
this picture is not even real. you can see that she is putting only one finger up to her face and theres no way she could be holding a cigarette. FAIL.
I think this is at warped tour. I went this year and people would stick those kinds of ads on peoples backs. Some people didn’t even realize.
Its a win you idiots. She did it on purpose.
It’s probably a joint. I saw people at a marijuana rally with a bunch of shirts bashing tobacco. One guy had a shirt with one side having a pot leaf and the other said something about tobacco being bad because of it not being natural/
typical liberAL
am i the only one that calls a photoshop fail?
Lol this one fails hard.
dude hes smoking so you don’t have to. what a guy
Oh and it IS a FEMALE! Notice the rectangular small hinges on both sides of the back near the shoulders? adjustable parts for the bra.
What kind of signal are trying to send? I’m told to stop *speeds up and runs over cat*. .yaw thgir eht ti gniod naht retteb si sdrawkcab gnihtyreve gnioD
Nice Try WE SEE YA!
im calling shenanigans on this
Maybe its weed,not a cigarette
Hipster irony, perhaps?
it’s possible that isn’t tobacco
THE CIGARETTE LOOKS FAKE / PHOTOSHOPPED.
That’s a joint not a cigg..
So it’s not really a fail
haha
Man it’s a joint it’s not even a cigarette. FAIL
Did anyone notice the way the “no smoking sticker” is also on her purse strap???
This is photoshopped in more ways than just a blurry cigarette.
Fake. This is just a photoshop fail.
i will solve the debate it is HER-MAN “herman” see its iin between
im sure thats joint…you know just green stuff without brown s**t called tobacco