Comments on: Finger Fail http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:35:20 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Tim http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-611349 Tim Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:52:04 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-611349 That's funny, we had a glove like that at KFC once. That’s funny, we had a glove like that at KFC once.

]]> By: Squintz http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-596867 Squintz Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:38:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-596867 .... but... but I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE ... :( …. but… but I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE … :(

]]> By: smartazz http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-581689 smartazz Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:28:08 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-581689 The sixth sence Ö The sixth sence Ö

]]> By: Inigo Montoya http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-557997 Inigo Montoya Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:44:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-557997 My name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die My name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die

]]> By: DannecVloggits http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-548470 DannecVloggits Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:20:18 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-548470 the other fail is a hand in a shoe store! the other fail is a hand in a shoe store!

]]> By: wtf? http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-543143 wtf? Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:40:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-543143 there is no fail. having six fingers on a human being may be "unnormal," but it's a dominant trait, versus having five like the rest of the world. there is no fail. having six fingers on a human being may be “unnormal,” but it’s a dominant trait, versus having five like the rest of the world.

]]> By: Mosh http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-539061 Mosh Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:37:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-539061 I was born with 6 :-o Should have kept it, would have been an awesome guitarist.... I was born with 6 :-o

Should have kept it, would have been an awesome guitarist….

]]> By: Niels http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-537790 Niels Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:29:21 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-537790 well I was pointing at the hand... not a finger... well I was pointing at the hand… not a finger…

]]> By: ShadowTheSniper http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-535952 ShadowTheSniper Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:35:05 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-535952 I think thats right. I think thats right.

]]> By: ShadowTheSniper http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-532590 ShadowTheSniper Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:22:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-532590 1+1+1+1+1+1=5 1+1+1+1+1+1=5

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531445 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:14:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531445 black man's willie? black
man’s
willie?

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531433 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:00:07 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531433 dont forget me dont forget me

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531431 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:59:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531431 sorry that is supposed to say pick them up :) sorry that is supposed to say pick them up :)

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531430 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:58:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531430 sorry i already did it for you... but you can pick them off if you like sorry i already did it for you… but you can pick them off if you like

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531409 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:38:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531409 what? what?

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531407 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:35:20 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531407 yh you ruined it :P yh you ruined it :P

]]> By: Mr Turtle http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-531358 Mr Turtle Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:05:32 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-531358 im guessing no-one else notice that the extra finger is on the other side of the hand... i mean remove the finger that arrow points at and hes saying the longest finger is the ring finger therefore the person who posted this picture also failed im guessing no-one else notice that the extra finger is on the other side of the hand…

i mean remove the finger that arrow points at and hes saying the longest finger is the ring finger

therefore the person who posted this picture also failed

]]> By: PuppyStomper http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-529941 PuppyStomper Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:22:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-529941 yep in 25 years 50% of humans will be polydactyl polydactyls....winning.....slowly yep in 25 years 50% of humans will be polydactyl

polydactyls….winning…..slowly

]]> By: Radien http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-525603 Radien Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:47:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-525603 I came here solely to find out how many Princess Bride jokes had been made. I was not disappointed. I came here solely to find out how many Princess Bride jokes had been made. I was not disappointed.

]]> By: rrr http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-525007 rrr Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:07:39 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-525007 Polydactyly anyone? Not really a fail. Polydactyly anyone? Not really a fail.

]]> By: Chunkboi http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-519726 Chunkboi Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:53:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-519726 True enough. Six fingers on a hand is actually a dominant genetic trait (although not as present in the population). Most often, these extra digits are removed soon after birth. Sometimes they're retained...the composer Rachmodinoff (sp?) had six fingers, and wrote his piano concertos accordingly (which a friend of mine, being of the normal five-fingers per hand variety, says makes them really hard to play). True enough. Six fingers on a hand is actually a dominant genetic trait (although not as present in the population). Most often, these extra digits are removed soon after birth. Sometimes they’re retained…the composer Rachmodinoff (sp?) had six fingers, and wrote his piano concertos accordingly (which a friend of mine, being of the normal five-fingers per hand variety, says makes them really hard to play).

]]> By: Fay http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-518605 Fay Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:26:47 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-518605 Not a fail as such, it's clearly made by aliens who didn't fully research human anatomy. Alien 1 - "So humans have 5 fingers, right?" Alien 2 - "yep" Alien 1 - "Does that include thumbs?" Alien 2 - "I don't know, I don't think thumbs count as fingers." Alien 1 - "Right, 5 fingers one thumb it is then." Not a fail as such, it’s clearly made by aliens who didn’t fully research human anatomy.

Alien 1 – “So humans have 5 fingers, right?”
Alien 2 – “yep”
Alien 1 – “Does that include thumbs?”
Alien 2 – “I don’t know, I don’t think thumbs count as fingers.”
Alien 1 – “Right, 5 fingers one thumb it is then.”

]]> By: Dazer http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-518061 Dazer Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:01:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-518061 Is that the guy from princess bride? Didnt he kill some guys father? Is that the guy from princess bride? Didnt he kill some guys father?

]]> By: auvel http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-515655 auvel Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:50:33 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-515655 OMG i was at bed bath and beyond and they had soap with anti deppressants in them OMG i was at bed bath and beyond and they had soap with anti deppressants in them

]]> By: auvel http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-515646 auvel Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:36:28 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-515646 i got rick rolled hey he tht hand is for a piano player i got rick rolled
hey he tht hand is for a piano player

]]> By: Alfador http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-515361 Alfador Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:31:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-515361 Gattaca wins! Gattaca wins!

]]> By: ROFLatypus http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-515089 ROFLatypus Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:32:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-515089 one in the pink and four in the stink one in the pink and four in the stink

]]> By: Mephox http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-515016 Mephox Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:28:29 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-515016 Came for the Princess Bride reference. Leaving satisfied. Came for the Princess Bride reference. Leaving satisfied.

]]> By: Joe http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514873 Joe Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:02:16 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514873 I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

]]> By: zdubbs http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514802 zdubbs Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:30:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514802 shake that ballsack, shake that ballsack,

]]> By: Mazjinga http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514646 Mazjinga Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:29:01 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514646 it's the 6 fingered man - CHRISTOPHER GUEST! it’s the 6 fingered man – CHRISTOPHER GUEST!

]]> By: Mike http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514634 Mike Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:05:45 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514634 I only dog paddle. I only dog paddle.

]]> By: Jeff http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514552 Jeff Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:19:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514552 Maybe the sculptor had six fingers. It happens. Maybe the sculptor had six fingers. It happens.

]]> By: Viperhawk http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514211 Viperhawk Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:14:56 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514211 *Doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo...* *Doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo…*

]]> By: Someone Nicer http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514063 Someone Nicer Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:58:34 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514063 Me & the hubster try to play this one out but it usually turns in to "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" and then of course we crack up. Me & the hubster try to play this one out but it usually turns in to “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?” and then of course we crack up.

]]> By: Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, High Priest in the Brewology Faith. http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514050 Emperor, Tetragramaton Cleric, High Priest in the Brewology Faith. Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:23:14 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514050 My new favo(u)rite of the day was a customer telling me where my product could be found in the store. When he didn't find it, well he was humbled when I brought him to it. Oh another idiot complained since he had a flat tire, he asked if we had a jack. We said no we don't, he asks if we are Home Depot, I responded yes. Then he had the audacity to ask why we don't have car kits at a Home Improvement Warehouse.... I told him we are not a Canadian Tire (Automotive and misc warehouse). Sorry that we couldn't help him, I also jokingly suggested picking his car up with the forklift. My new favo(u)rite of the day was a customer telling me where my product could be found in the store. When he didn’t find it, well he was humbled when I brought him to it.

Oh another idiot complained since he had a flat tire, he asked if we had a jack. We said no we don’t, he asks if we are Home Depot, I responded yes. Then he had the audacity to ask why we don’t have car kits at a Home Improvement Warehouse…. I told him we are not a Canadian Tire (Automotive and misc warehouse). Sorry that we couldn’t help him, I also jokingly suggested picking his car up with the forklift.

]]> By: Carlos http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-514035 Carlos Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:03:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-514035 wow!! wow!!

]]> By: Na Stpd Fckhd http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513806 Na Stpd Fckhd Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:10:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513806 361st! 361st!

]]> By: Wicky http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513804 Wicky Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:07:36 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513804 This somehow reminds me of the fringe tv-spot ... This somehow reminds me of the fringe tv-spot …

]]> By: Qwaz http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513788 Qwaz Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:44:43 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513788 *...Quietly slips Katz his own fan club application* *…Quietly slips Katz his own fan club application*

]]> By: KatzVonD http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513785 KatzVonD Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:39:15 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513785 *gets off knees* *tears up fan club application* *stomps off thread* :mad: *gets off knees*
*tears up fan club application*
*stomps off thread*
:mad:

]]> By: dilpickle1 http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513724 dilpickle1 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:53:27 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513724 I do, Actually. I do, Actually.

]]> By: Chanidividus http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513706 Chanidividus Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:40:23 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513706 I used to sell fitness equipment. All these musclehead jerks would pull up to the loading door, and then watch ME (22 years old, 5'3, 125lbs, female) load their 55lb or more steel plate into their vehicle while they just watched. I will say that I got more than a few propositions from guys who would watch me load a 250lb gym into a pickup truck without complaining. :P I used to sell fitness equipment. All these musclehead jerks would pull up to the loading door, and then watch ME (22 years old, 5′3, 125lbs, female) load their 55lb or more steel plate into their vehicle while they just watched. I will say that I got more than a few propositions from guys who would watch me load a 250lb gym into a pickup truck without complaining. :P

]]> By: temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513693 temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:32:37 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513693 Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, m*therf*cker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I’m sayin’! Brett: Yes. Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say what again. Say what again, m*therf*cker, say what one more G*dd*mn time! Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, m*therf*cker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say what again. Say what again, m*therf*cker, say what one more G*dd*mn time!

]]> By: temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513690 temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:31:10 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513690 yeah, Lowe's has the same policy... doo dee doo dee doo :-P yeah, Lowe’s has the same policy… doo dee doo dee doo :-P

]]> By: temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513686 temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:29:11 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513686 Ah, yes. I used to work for Lowe's and I am a smallish woman and admitedly not very strong. I had a 35 yr old mand who was well built watch me load 50 poured concrete stepping stones into his truck while he chatted with his wife. Ah, yes. I used to work for Lowe’s and I am a smallish woman and admitedly not very strong. I had a 35 yr old mand who was well built watch me load 50 poured concrete stepping stones into his truck while he chatted with his wife.

]]> By: :] http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513683 :] Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:28:44 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513683 well the guy from Princess Bride does well the guy from Princess Bride does

]]> By: Qwaz- No Longer a Ghost. http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513671 Qwaz- No Longer a Ghost. Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:15:57 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513671 *remembers previous fail when the word "First" was used in this scenario* *remembers previous fail when the word “First” was used in this scenario*

]]> By: Indeed http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513668 Indeed Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:11:52 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513668 Both shoes are for the left foot.So thats the fail.... Both shoes are for the left foot.So thats the fail….

]]> By: temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ http://failblog.org/2009/07/10/finger-fail/#comment-513608 temporary descendant of Anak, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:44:24 +0000 http://failblog.org/?p=21203#comment-513608 amen! amen!

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