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Wheres the fail?
Do you have six fingers?
you dont?
No, I have 34.2.
Why?
That’s funny, we had a glove like that at KFC once.
Who needs six fingers when you can have ten?
High six!
I don’t want to do that anymore.
i got rick rolled
hey he tht hand is for a piano player
Four fingers, one thumb and a penis in the middle.
on each hand, how do you take things out of the oven?
With difficulty?
Very carefully?
Did you ever roast nuts?
I do everyday. I put my hubby in a car w/ no air conditioning and send him to work.
It is effective for birth control right?
No, but swallowing is!
What about the girl who got pregnant in her mouf?
with oven mits
latex oven mits
The question should be, how can it … well … pleasure itself. Kinda difficult.
What’s the sound of one hand pleasuring?
smackity-smack-smack-smack?
fap fap fap fap fap
Fwap Fwap Fwap
Ahhh…. What’s for dinner honey – I’m starving.
Input?
Also the extra fail of there being a mannequin’s hand in the shoe store.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
WIN!
*snork*
I was gonna say that!
I wondered how long that would take.
Came for the Princess Bride reference. Leaving satisfied.
…. but… but I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE …
I have 11 toes. . . .
“Hang eleven” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
like i said, it runs in the family
True enough. Six fingers on a hand is actually a dominant genetic trait (although not as present in the population). Most often, these extra digits are removed soon after birth. Sometimes they’re retained…the composer Rachmodinoff (sp?) had six fingers, and wrote his piano concertos accordingly (which a friend of mine, being of the normal five-fingers per hand variety, says makes them really hard to play).
well the guy from Princess Bride does
I do, Actually.
I was born with 6
Should have kept it, would have been an awesome guitarist….
Agreed, clearly some modern art sculpture. This appears to be very intentional.
it’s the 6 fingered man – CHRISTOPHER GUEST!
there is no fail. having six fingers on a human being may be “unnormal,” but it’s a dominant trait, versus having five like the rest of the world.
I thought the hideous shoes were the fail at first.
They were put there to try and cover up the finger fail.
Failed miserably.
I just saw those ugly shoes!
That’s a Payless Shoe store.
They have… um… pervert mirrors on the top.
More like sicko mirrors since 80% of Payless’ customers are 60+ year old women.
*Is a Payless customer.* |
Guess I am the twenty percent. Being a 30 and v year old male
*is also a Payless customer*
Same here but I don’t spend too much time in there due to the fact I’ve Had the same shoe style for 4 years. Just in Different sizes.
I’m too hard on shoes to shop at Payless, they wear out too quickly. I will spend a fair amount money for a pair of good, well made walking shoes.
Excuse me? A what?
He tried to say “30 and under,” I think.
Oh, that makes more sense.
Ya sorry my arrow didn’t line up.
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Hey, when it comes to females and shoes, sometimes they judge by how much they cost more than the actual looks. If I made shoes, they would be super-pricey, because no matter how bad they look, women will see them and see the price and say “oh, they are expensive, so they must be bought!”
I have to admit, I’m not an expensive shoe buyer. I hate paying more than $50 for a pair of shoes.
We just walk on them after all. Aside from those that you use to complete an outfit.
Give me a comfy pair of flip-flops and I’m happy. I don’t like to wear shoes, even my tennis shoes are slip ons!
Oh completely agree. Whenever I can I wear flip flops. I love casual wear a bit too much I guess.
I was recently harassed by my friends for trying to talk the shoe seller girl into giving me a discount. The sandals I was looking at we’re 50 dollars and I really liked them but I thought it was a high price. She was extremely snotty to me when I asked for a discount so I told her she could forcefully insert the shoes into her anus and left. Then I went to DSW and got them for $44.00 Win for me.
Grats. I too don’t like to take it from snotty associates though I have been on the other end. I don’t take it out on customers though.
Agreed, Emp. I think that everyone should have to work in some service-oriented job at least once in their life, even if it’s just answering the public phone line for their office. It just teaches you respect and empathy.
Ya I also don’t take it out on the associate. I am polite when I ask them questions and if I get attitude I say, “Been one of those days huh?” Usually gets the associate to turn it around.
I worked at Blockbuster for 3 years.
Worst. Customers. Ever.
While it’s always nice to not be a d!ck customer (I work in sales, so I definitely appreciate it!), there is a line between being understanding of the service person, and putting up with poor service because “you’ve been there”. They’re getting paid. It’s their job.
I am only rude to the really, truly obnoxious customers. For the rest, I run into the back once the store is empty and angrily chomp on cookies.
Oh I know the line, when s/he won’t move or do anything that requires strain or effort I know that it is laziness. When I see a ten to one customer to associate ratio, I have sympathy. Laziness I definitely don’t tolerate, along with brush offs and general not knowing of anything. Ie not knowing what aisle I can find concrete in. It is not that hard to learn your building. By my second day I could navigate customers pretty well.
I met my wife when we both worked in McDonalds. Best happy meal ever!
When ever a customer complained I would give them a small fry and they would go away. We used the phrase “Fry ‘em” whenever the new managers asked what to do with angry customers.
My new favo(u)rite saying for a-hole customers is See You Next Time! Aka c u next time aka C U N T-he best part is getting a high-five (or six) from a fellow associate with the customer right beside you.
You haven’t met home depot customers.
I bring the forklift around and outside with his product for him to assist the lot attendant in loading his vehicle. This being a generally fit gentleman and his worker I guess. They both stand there crossed arms waiting for him to load 60 bags of concrete… I ask if he would like to assist us he immediately flew into attack mode saying, “I AM THE CONSUMER AND YOU ARE TO PUT THE PRODUCT IN MY TRUCK, I PAY THE MONEY AND YOU ARE HERE TO SERVE ME.” To stop my from breaking his head open with a two-by-four I laughed and left. I felt the need to kill him so I had to give myself space. Luckily the next customer was a nice person and took well to me upholding a positive attitude after witnessing that disgrace.
I used to work at a grocery store, and people would yell at me about the prices of food, as if I had anything to do with the decisions handed down from the corporate powers that be. On the other hand, I had a regular customer so nice that when he started a side business making and selling pies, he gave me one for free.
Hve you ever witnessed someone arguing their late fees? Yeah I totally just took your 5 movies, saw they were yours, and placed them aside to not be checked in for a week while I checked in all the other movies.
*rolls eyes*
Got to say one of the good things the Depot is doing now is empowering all regular associates to knock off up to $50 of a price, with no questions asked. Assuming this is not a regular thing. Also our price meet and beat guarantee stops those complaints.
Customer: “Hey how is it your stuff is more expensive than other stores.”
Moi: “Sir you got a better price.”
Customer: “You bet your ass I do.”
Moi: “I accept your wager and no you don’t.”
Customer: “See here in this flier.”
Moi: “Yup.”
Customer: “It is better than your price.”
Moi: “No it isn’t”
Customer: “Do you know math.”
Moi: “Sure I do, your price is $44, because of our price match guarantee ours is $39.”
Customer: “Okay, thanks.”
Moi: “So I will keep my keister thank you very much and have a nice day.”
^^^ Regular back and fourth.
yeah, Lowe’s has the same policy… doo dee doo dee doo
Ah, yes. I used to work for Lowe’s and I am a smallish woman and admitedly not very strong. I had a 35 yr old mand who was well built watch me load 50 poured concrete stepping stones into his truck while he chatted with his wife.
I used to sell fitness equipment. All these musclehead jerks would pull up to the loading door, and then watch ME (22 years old, 5′3, 125lbs, female) load their 55lb or more steel plate into their vehicle while they just watched. I will say that I got more than a few propositions from guys who would watch me load a 250lb gym into a pickup truck without complaining.
My new favo(u)rite of the day was a customer telling me where my product could be found in the store. When he didn’t find it, well he was humbled when I brought him to it.
Oh another idiot complained since he had a flat tire, he asked if we had a jack. We said no we don’t, he asks if we are Home Depot, I responded yes. Then he had the audacity to ask why we don’t have car kits at a Home Improvement Warehouse…. I told him we are not a Canadian Tire (Automotive and misc warehouse). Sorry that we couldn’t help him, I also jokingly suggested picking his car up with the forklift.
amen!
All of that effort for a six dollar savings?
I almost hate to point out that you probably could have gotten them (new in the box) on e-bay for around $15.
You are quite a bargain hunter aren’t you.
It’s a trick my mother uses. She has an addiction to designer clothes. This way she can get it, and not break the bank.
Banked this comment thread for whenever I go Christmas shopping.
*adds herself to Emp’s list of recipients*
What makes you think you weren’t number one on the list?
Surprisingly I was told that I am a great gift giver. This is surprising because I was also called too efficient by my sister. I walk into a store I associate with the person I am purchasing the gift for, find a product within minutes that I somehow intuitively know they will enjoy and walk out. Taking my sister along with me slowed me down, I usually do all my Christmas shopping in about 1 hour- 1.5 hours depending on how full the mall is.
Wow… just.. wow…
I think I’m with you on this one.
My question is how do you put them on? It appears that it buckles through your leg…
Banjo bonus!
Wah!!! The E.T. finger!!
It’s waggling at you *wink*
It’s winking at you! *wave*
It’s waving at you! *poke*
It’s poking at you! *pimpslap*
yh you ruined it
Out of curiosity checked “waggle” on urban dictionary.
…
2. The act of shaking your rear end in a festive manner,…
*snork!*
*eyes finger, precautiously leans against the wall*
*pictures Malicite shaking his rear end in a festive manner*
That is an awesome mental !mage. Thanks, Judy!!!
Hee hee, he’s good at that, isn’t he? Even I can appreciate a good Mal waggle.
classic finger wag: (gd bomb warning)
Ahh… I miss the days when Samuel L. Jackson was more selective with his movie roles. This was a good one.
Now he does any crappy movie.
You can’t be talking about Snakes on a Plane, could you? Because that movie was awesome. I mean, it defied laws of physics, biology, and good taste all in one go!
Like Star Wars? Ha ha.
Remember Pulp Fiction? Those were the days.
I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, m*therf*cker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say what again. Say what again, m*therf*cker, say what one more G*dd*mn time!
Me & the hubster try to play this one out but it usually turns in to “Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?” and then of course we crack up.
what?
Yes he does but he’s still my fave actor. He truely is a Bad Mofo.
I’m so lame I have my own Bad MOFO wallet.
Do you give a good foot massage?
*gets in line for foot massage*
Ahh, now that I’m thinking about him, I’m going to have to watch Formula 51. Samuel L. Jackson in a kilt? F***ing awesome. Great movie.
Wow… that’s going to be a new nightmare tonight.
Here’s the real murderer of O.J.’s family…..
Now where’s that glove at?
Get a new hand, put it AWAY from the shoes.
Problem solved.
Evolution in fake hands
13th!
22nd!
*surprise bumsex!*
To lube or not to lube? That is the question.
Trolls need not lube.
*remembers previous fail when the word “First” was used in this scenario*
Six finger discount.
One for good luck?
*confused*
Um, how would you flip the bird with this configuration?
Like we Brits already do!
How is that?
Index + middle finger in an “up yours” kinda motion.
What finger is the middle finger on that hand?
That depends on if you count the thumb.
With that BIG giant finger towards the center.
One for the road?
I was going to say I hope they got the five finger discount (the 6th is a thumb, silly living person) … but I knew someone would beat me to it.
.
*lays in middle of room, waiting and expecting more beatings*
*is angry – still waiting on coffee*
*coffee’s done*
*pours some into large bathtub*
*falls face first into tub*
*absorbs coffee through osmosis*
Pours my favorate coffee for ZA. It makes me feel lively. I wonder what it will do to you?
Did you know there’s a soap out on the market that has caffeine in it?
I kinda wonder what would happen if one used that, then proceeded to make coffee with “Water Joe”.
Did I know that? Nope. Learn something new everyday.
“Water Joe”??? If you said what I thought you said, you are one sick little birdie.
OMG i was at bed bath and beyond and they had soap with anti deppressants in them
My psychic streak continues!!
Check this out:
failblog.org/2009/07/08/parenting-fail-12/#comment-508757
*claps*
Oh, you’re giving me a hand?
Get it? “A hand”?? Get it??
AH HA HA HA HAAAA!!!! Hoooo!!!
Um… why isn’t anybody laughing? Did I not explain it well enough?
*Crickets*
*Squeeze*
You’ll get ‘em next time!
“A hand”! See, the fail shows a hand, and…and…
*sigh*
*squeeze*
Uhh.. Brewski… can you explain that joke to me again? I’m not completely sure I got it.
Wow Brewski. *shakes head*
That is my hand in mourning of Michael Jackson. I would like to have it back now.
*squeezes someone nicer*
*wonders if Jenny is still busy*
She got in trouble for talking about Gina.
You didn’t get blocked did you??!
Naw, Gina’s just sensitive is all.
This will be behind us in no time.
Behind? I thought Gina was in front.
No, but I did have something creepy happn.
Say it ain’t so! We don’t need you to be nicer. I love me some demented Jenny!
“Turn the lights out”?
Ah well, I suppose you’d prefer to change the subject.
*skips away to another thread*
*whispers*
It wasn’t on a thread, so don’t waste your time searching.
*hops on the party pony and gallops away*
Stop that! You know I have a dirty mind!
I’m still confused though. It’s a perpetual state.
Just wait. Jimbo will help with the sound effects soon…
I was thinking about that when I saw this picture. Maybe you’re cheating, you did say you’ve been visiting the vote page lately…
All hail Brewski! All hail Brewski!
*shivers*
I just got chills! That’s creepy, Brewski!
(Mornin’, all!)
I’ve got chills. They’re multiplying.
Then you need to take a chill pill.
And I’m losing control (of Leila)!
Try electrifying.
She’d better shape up.
*falls on knees*
*clasps hands*
Oh great and powerful Brewski, please lay some winning lottery numbers on us.
*begs and pleads*
Remember to tell us where they will be the winning numbers too
… and when.
*Twilight Zone theme starts playing*
*Doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo…*
A winning number? 69.
I can’t help you with the lottery, though.
*gets off knees*
*tears up fan club application*
*stomps off thread*
*…Quietly slips Katz his own fan club application*
Gotta hand it to Three Mile Island. They know how to party.
It was a hot party, they melted down the house.
They radiated the fun all night long!
The were fission for a reaction from the police, it was so wild.
World’s biggest fondue party.
Well, it was a proverbial melting pot of ethnicities.
Seriously hot in here! I’ll be in the tower, cooling.
Careful Judy, I heard someone was going nuclear in there.
Yeah, you’d be better off going swimming in de cay.
Hey you kids! Who said you could swim in my pool? SCRAM!
Excuse me, I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.
**
sorry i already did it for you… but you can pick them off if you like
sorry that is supposed to say pick them up
*watches blinky swim past*
I can’t put my finger on this, but something is wrong with how they party
Ooze party. My house. Bring the turtles. We are making ninja.
Go ninja, go ninja, go! (Clicky)
Michaelangelo was always my boyfriend growing up.
all I have is this rat in a karate suit
My rats bite if I try to clothe them….who can blame them!
I’m looking after a rat at the moment, it just wants to run away the whole time, but I won’t fall for that
You should tie its legs together…
tried that, but difficult for sex
*carefully approaches Bearly’s clickie*
*hovers over it … sees vanilla_ice in link*
*panics, dives into grave*
*sits in corner of grave, rocking gently back and forth*
*starts chanting “this is not happening” repeatedly*
dont forget me
You have six fingers on your right hand?
Someone has been looking for you,
You have six fingers on your hand? I know a man who is looking for you.
I see you have six fingers. I know a man who’s looking for you…
Nice! Triple jinx here foe Dolphineus, Bob and Xodiac.
I came here solely to find out how many Princess Bride jokes had been made. I was not disappointed.
Oh really?
I think he just passed by Dolphineus and Bob.
Hali! Good call on VG Cats.
You finished the whole archive?
ZA has really been going overboard on reattaching lost limbs and digits for his horde members.
Yes, but where is ZA getting all his spare parts from?
Boobie! *Squeeze* We had the perfect fail for you yesterday and really missed you!
I have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy with ZA for most of his horde-related activities.
*Squeezes back*
Yeah…I saw the fail and was sad that I missed out.
Ah well…there are many fails to be had.
They really expect me to work here…can you beat that?
*beats it with a stick*
Oh wow, now there is a great lead-in to a GCF post. ^^^
I’ll never tell!
Michael Douglas could pry it out of you!!
Hey, I have a really original idea for a post!
You have six fingers on your right hand? I know a man who is looking for you!
BMW WIN!1!!11!!ONE!!ELEVEN!!!
Big
Mexican
Weiner
????
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh, Brewski! You just slay me!
black
man’s
willie?
Abandoned in the last fail! N-n-n-o one c-c-cared to fffffffff-fetch me!
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
: GRIN :
Hey, how many fingers am I holding?
depends if you have been raiding the mortuary again!
Dang it! How did you know??? *stomps off thread*
*gives quickie-squeeze to Leila before she escapes*
That was my last thread and you just stomped all over it.
*sob*
*squeezes*
All of them! You and your tricks Leila.
Yes!!! Mal…you win. Someone give him the thing that he just won. *squeeze*
*extends finger to Mal*
*is fingered?*
How about some nice framed art?
woostercollective.com/2009/05/shit_were_diggin_ginou_choueiris_potato.html
Just add W’s
Nice to see old cast members from The Munsters getting work these days……
Edit: errrrr, make that the Adams Family…..lol
“Mannequin, why do you have six fingers?”
“All the better to sell the products my dear.”
Ok, kids! Today is FRIDAY! You know what that means!
CUDDLE PUDDLE IS OPEN!
…and bar? *pouts*
Leila, of course there’s a bar! What did you think, we’d had budget cuts?
Wait when did we install the stripper pole?
Oh wait, that kinda bar, I see.
*sobs*
Don’t worry, Granny. I just saw Jules run in and apply for the building permit to install one. I think Gaynorvader is using that pole workout program! Woo!
I was expecting to bring out the bar at 10am FBT, 1pm EDT. But meanwhile, will this suffice?
*drags in massive cooler of beer, wine coolers, sodas, mineral waters, and assorted other beverages*
Anything with caffeine, please!
*gives MsB some coffee*
*Grabs a wine cooler*
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
Got any Banrock station shiraz there? or am I going to have to wait till I get home!
*digs deep in cooler*
*finds two bottles in the bottom*
You’re in luck! I hope it’s not too cold, we can warm it up if you want.
*squeeze*
you are a star- don’t worry too much about the temperature, I am sure it will warm up soon enough being in here!
*Dons rock-climbing equipment*
*Rappels into cooler*
*Visits Shiraz Mountain*
*Tugs sharply on rope twice after locating Banrock station*
*pulls on rope*
*drags bearly back to puddle*
Thanks! *Flops into puddle and cuddles*
*Sniffle* Did I miss the Cuddle Puddle again today?
Nope! It’s just a little smelly. ZA pulled Jenny’s finger…
*Squeeze*
*Squeeze!*
Yay! I was so worried that I would miss it, since I missed the one yesterday.
*Snuggles into Puddle*
On my way to work I plugged in an oldie but a goodie, and cranked it way up. “Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers”. I shouted along, off key, it was great! That woke me up better than any caffeine ever could. I recommend it.
(La Grange worked well too!)
And maybe woke up a few others?
I’m American, which means I drive a gas guzzler to work instead of taking mass transit.
And then took up 15 parking spaces with a hummer? While blasting rap “music”?
I guess I have too much European in me to do that. Sorry. I drive a Mini Cooper.
“Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers” being blasted out of a Mini Cooper! That’s our Brewski!
*massive squeeze*
*SQUEEZE*
*hands over completed application, with hearts and flowers doodled in the margins*
*pushes Judy*
I was here first!
*Hands in application*
*Looks down at page*
*:oops: Takes back app for Aikiwaza fan club*
*Sorts through “Malacite fan club,” “Moomin fan club,” “Arthur fan club,” and pulls out “Brewski fan club” application*
*Breathes sigh of relief*
*Looks at Halifax180 fanclub list. Sees blank piece of paper. Sighs*
*Scoops up Hali*
*Gives him a SQUEEZE*
Are there requirements for the Brewski Fan Club or is it open to anyone?
Yeah…you have to pray to him 5 times a day, make a pilgrimage to his house, fast during the holy month of Brewskidon, and pay him in beer for membership dues.
Kidding! I don’t know.
Now wait just one cotton picking second. You drive a gas guzzler to work, but blasted music out a Mini Cooper?
A gas guzzling Mini Cooper???
.
*wonders what you’d call his lifted, big block powered 4X4 truck*
*notes he can’t afford to drive it, so he bikes to work*
A big cup of freshly brewed Christopher Bean. The only coffee that gives me a caffeine buzz but tastes great!
And much beer was had by all. . . .
*hops in*
yells the f word
*gets booted out*
Ok, Someone Nicer, I don’t know who you are, but please send Jenny back. She would never do anything like that. Thankyouverymuch.
*Grabs Jenny back*
*grabs Jenny behind*
Wee!
*grabs Jenny’s front*
*grabs Jenny’s nose*
*runs off*
Nobody NOSE the troubles I’ve seen…
*pulls Jenny’s finger*
*dives into grave*
Okay, who farted???
*holds own nose*
Was that really necessary?
Sor-ry!
*Jumps in, dives in puddle, notices smell…. leaves*
Just here for a quick min. Have to get to work now
I have four fingers on my left hand.
*puts check mark in log book*
*notes unexcused absence from yesterday*
Please keep off of the grass,
Shine your shoes, wipe your…face!
Oh, Duroc is a perfect place!
Hmm…maybe that was “Duloc”…
This is the 5 finger discount.
Then remind me to pay full price next time!
You guys. Graph Jam, they are referencing us again. A good one this time.
*Cowardly Lion voice*
Ain’t it the truth, ain’t it the truth!
OK, I need some help from you failbloggers. I will have to sing Karaoke while travelling on business. I absolutely cannot sing, and would rather insert splinters soaked in habanero pulp under my fingernails. But sing I must, as it is considered rude to refuse.
So, I need help thusly: What is a ridiculously easy karaoke song that even an idiot like me can sing?
Go with Wonderwall – Oasis.
dreadlock holiday, I don’t like cricket
Anything Johnny Cash – you can talk it instead of singing it!
Thing about Wonderwall is that everyone likes to join in and sing along. Especially if they are drunk or remotely near there.
It’s China, not sure they’d have that one. Most the songs are Chinese stuff I’ve never heard of. Very well-known oldies are usually safe bets.
Mr. Robato!!!
Wait…you are going to China, not Japan…:(
You would be surprised how much they are affected by our cultures famous karaoke songs.
Just go with something cheesy that people haven’t heard for a while- then It doesn’t matter if you can sing or not….make them laugh and you will be forgiven anything!
Puff the Magic Dragon?
Can’t Touch This?
STOP!…
Talk dirty to me?
I’m gonna have to go with It’s Raining Men. Or I Will Survive.
Perfect!
Man, I as going to say the Pokemon Theme song.
Sadly I still know all the words.
♫Pokemon
Gotta catch em all♫
The very same.
Why do all of the cheesy songs get guitar solos?
Or Satch Boogey by Joe Satrini.
Pick a serious song and do a dramatic recitation in time with the music?
Something… About a Boy?
Do not choose “Hijo de la luna”.
Or “Ketchup song”. Please just don’t.
Gwen Stefani Harajuku girls – I think it is a guaranteed hit
Remember it is more important to act like you ‘own’ it than to ‘nail it’.
Ooops I thought you were going to Japan.
Bring a Guitar Hero guitar on stage and things will go perfectly.
Garth Brooks – Friends in Low Places. (clicky)
Awesome, thanks Katz, that’s a good link.
I like the idea of “Satisfaction”. I think I could do that one.
“I got you, babe” by Sonny & Cher! Sonny couldn’t carry a tune, either! I could come along and do Cher’s part…
*bats eyelashes shyly*
I got it! One bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer. Even if they don’t like your singing, they may buy you drinks afterward!
Drinks are never a problem. They play a lot of drinking games. A dice bluffing game is popular.
But the stuff they drink… *gag*
Some sort of clear-coloured slightly sweet wine. It’s a beer wasteland over there!
Hence the title of the song. It’s karaoke and placing your bar order all at once!
anything by the Pogues, those have no correct notes to hit!
Hmm, R.E.S.P.E.C.T.?
mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm by the crash test dummies
“time in a bottle” Its under 2 minutes of actual singing, no chalenging notes whatsoever.
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to save every day
Till eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you
If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
Id save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
Ive looked around enough to know
That youre the one I want to go
Through time with
If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by you
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
Ive looked around enough to know
That youre the one I want to go
Through time with
Billy Idol, White Wedding.
it’s art, you know…
Bet you could get a really good handjob if every girl had that many fingers on both hands. :p
or a really good handjob from one girl who does. *chants* Bob is a slut, Bob is a slut, Bob is a slut, Bob is a slut, Bob is a slut! j/k
oh, I replied to you, but it is awaiting moderation. I said sl*t. it’s a bad word evidently…
Imag!ne men having that many fingers on both their hands. Maybe that would enable some to do a better job.
The number of fingers would not increase the skill. The increased number of fingers would allow them to screw up more frequently.
Over $300 for these shoes? Now that’s a FAIL.
Hey, it runs in the family..
damn, i can spell, i swear
No swearing! Think of the children!
My brother was born with 4 toes, kinda. The two toes next to his big toe are “webbed”, they look like one toe with two toenails. The bones are there, but the skin just covers both toes.
It’s a hereditary thing, but he’s the only one in our immediate family with it.
I have a friend with that condition
Did you make your brother take off his shoe so you could show all of your friends and laugh at him? My sister used to do that to me. I can….do things….with my toes.
“Do things”?
*imagination runs wild*
We have a hereditary toe thing in my family. My sis is the only one that has it right now. The second to last toe sits above the other toes. When she leaves wet footprints, you see only four toes. We affectionately call it the “retard toe”. Both my kids had them when they were born, but within a few weeks they straightened out.
Repost:
“Do Things”?
*1magination runs wild*
My brother is much older than me, so no, he was the one torturing me!
Yes, Brewski, I said “do things.”
(It’s all explained in my application, in the section “Special Talents”.)
I have a friend with 3 nipples.
Your friend is a clown?
It’s called a nubbin.
Sounds cute, like a toy… :biggrin:
Actually I was making a Simpsons ref, but thanks for educating me.
Huh? Where did my smiley go?
And I was making a Friends reference…
Better a nubbin than a Ralph.
*sigh* Hangs head.
Does it make him a fast swimmer?
Chiller Theater!
*Clickity for the memory*
Nobody?
*Sigh*
I feel very old right now.
If it makes you feel any better, it was way creepy.
It ran on WPIX in New York during the 70’s.
One of my favorite shows.
OMG! I used to watch Chiller! There was one about this severed hand that refused to die and went creeping around strangling people, none of whom had enough sense to just run away from it (or rather, just walk away from it, since it was not moving fast). I remember this one gal was on the telephone trying to call for help, and it crawled down the banister and…well, let’s just say that she totally ignored the scary music. And then, somehow it ended up in a junkyard, and (SPOILER ALERT) some guy shot it to death, and a mama cat and her kittens came out and started eating the skin off of it (it was stretchy, like cheese or something). I had nightmares for weeks after seeing that. Okay, I’ll shut up now.
Maybe Chiller Theater was regional?
Speaking of scary hand movies – does anyone remember ‘The Gate’ there is a part where someone get’s an eyeball in his palm and has to stab it w/ glass…
I think NBC ran it nationally on Saturday nights.
I don’t remember. I was very little and prolaby shouldn’t have been watching. We had a babysitter who liked to turn on scary movies. Mom would come home and we’d be very terrified and docile.
I have to exit stage left.
Have a nice weekend everyone who is off and the rest of you I’ll see tomorrow!
Bye!
=D
bye, have a nice rest of your day.
We’re all a little off around here, but have a good evening!
It’s better than “exit stage down!” See ya later, KVD!
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Guess what goes in the extra finger.
IN????
a battery?
Argh, it kinda looked like a glove to me at first.
where you see a fail, i see an an inigo montoya win
five finger discount.
So, if it’s the FIVE finger discount, would that mean one with six fingers is payed by the store for stealing?
You know, a real finger fail involves a period…
Morning Halfax how are ya today?
Don’t get what you are saying?
I keep having visions of a giant red scorpion stinging my foot.
I can’t beleve there are no Princess Bride references here yet.
Oh wait, just saw it. Yay Jess!
Um… the old six finger discount?
I knew someone once who had 11 fingers… not 6 on one hand, five on the other… they went for the 7-4 split.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(I can’t believe I’m the first to come up with this.)
Oh, never mind. Someone already mentioned Inigo. I searched for the “prepare to die” quote.
Someone might’ve said this already, but:
Maybe it was modeled after Anne Boleyn?
6 win
Both shoes are for the left foot.So thats the fail….
This somehow reminds me of the fringe tv-spot …
361st!
wow!!
Maybe the sculptor had six fingers. It happens.
I only dog paddle.
shake that ballsack,
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
My name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die
one in the pink and four in the stink
Gattaca wins!
Is that the guy from princess bride? Didnt he kill some guys father?
Not a fail as such, it’s clearly made by aliens who didn’t fully research human anatomy.
Alien 1 – “So humans have 5 fingers, right?”
Alien 2 – “yep”
Alien 1 – “Does that include thumbs?”
Alien 2 – “I don’t know, I don’t think thumbs count as fingers.”
Alien 1 – “Right, 5 fingers one thumb it is then.”
Polydactyly anyone? Not really a fail.
yep in 25 years 50% of humans will be polydactyl
polydactyls….winning…..slowly
im guessing no-one else notice that the extra finger is on the other side of the hand…
i mean remove the finger that arrow points at and hes saying the longest finger is the ring finger
therefore the person who posted this picture also failed
well I was pointing at the hand… not a finger…
1+1+1+1+1+1=5
I think thats right.
the other fail is a hand in a shoe store!
The sixth sence Ö