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I forgot what I was going to say.
eh?
*senile squeeze!*
who are you?
I’m not sure
*checks recipe book*
carrot cake?
*tries a slice*
You look like more of a hotpot to me.
Who are all you people?!
Now…. where did I leave that book?
Who are you people?
Jinxed. Someone say may name. I don’t remember what it is though.
Aja! Aja! Aja!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
I’m confused. At dementia’n of your name, what happens again? I forgot.
I turn into a woman.
why am I typing at you?
Where am I? What’s that? Is that the time?
*supplies everyone with name tags in a moment of clarity*
But what am I supposed to write on it?
Turn it over- I think
*proudly sticks name tag to chest*
Wait, this says my name is Inigo Montoya. Am I Inigo Montoya?
No, I am Inigo Montoya
No you aren’t, your name tag says dilpickle.
I killed his father. I guess I’m prepared to die?
You!
You shot my father!
*attacks with a Halibut or Mackerel or other sturdy fish*
Didn’t those have pins?
Who am I?
*checks self in mirror*
*doesn’t like what he sees*
*denies himself*
*dies*
*applause*
*squeezes Granny*
Did you forget you’re not Canadian today?
what’s this all aboot?
Eh?
A divvunt nah wat’s gannin on eny mare.
I forgot what I was going to remind you of.
You mock but just yesterday… what was I saying?
I don’t know…
Does anybody know where my pants are?
Jules, take it easy. Breathe hard and fast!
Did you say breed hard and fast?
While, since I can’t find my shoes, I guess I am not going any where.
Did you say you can’t find your tool?
You’ll need that to weed hard and fast.
No I can’t find my spoon. I am going to need it if I am going to feed you break and fast.
Jules, you’re not a buffoon. You just need to wait before you go past.
Okay, but I need to find my shirt before I am late for finishing my task.
Don’t swear at me like that. What is this question you want to ask?
Do you know where the alcohol went? I would like to fill my flask.
I don’t have a school tent and I will not give you a flash! How very dare you?
No, I am not to bent, espcially if you are going to give me some ass. I will be very dear. I just need to find a condom.
Glad you all find it funny, wouldn’t if you lived it!!!!
Great idea, put them in a book. Win!
I forgot where I put the book.
What book??
It’s so great having Alzheimer’s. Every day you meet so many new people.
Oh no you didn’t.
its like waking up to a brand new face every day and having the urge to chew your arm off
Yeah.. no. It’s not EXACTLY like that.
I think that’s probably a GCF thing, more than the alzheimer’s.
I just met someone and she said her name was Mom…. What a weird name…
It’s nice being able to hide my own Easter eggs…
The slogan of the Alzheimers’ Society is “Remember those who cannot”.
The title of the book is a reminder of the cause – deliberately so, I expect.
I bet there’s a section in the beginning of the book that you can fill all your details into
I would so buy this- where can I get it? (this is NOT sarcasm)
Clickie.
you can actually buy it at…. hmm…… oh.. I forgot…
*looks around for an elderly chef wandering about aimlessly*
thank you!
*squeezes fluffy*
I forgot if I liked the recipes.
In hell… I mean Thunder Bay Ontario… so essentially Hell.
Its actually the worst place on earth… we envy New Jersey
i was just there visiting and i thought it was rather nice. it’s not an exciting city, but the area is beautiful. surely the northern territories are worse.
I LOVE Thunder Bay!
This is really a bad choice of words…
The house looks like a mushroom…
I wish I lived in a mushroom house.
Are you mario?
No, I’m Fluffy. Nice to meet you.
*rubs fish*
yes, you are quite fluffy.
*snuggles fluffy*
Would you like some mushrooms? I found them by this house over
:i: Whoa, my words are going all :monkey:
*picks fluffy out of tank*
Wait… What was it that fish need? I forgot…
Hey wait a sec when did a fish get in my hand!
Umm where am I?
It looks more like Eastbourne bandstand. That would be a fitting picture for an Alzheimer’s recipe book.
*thanks various deities she was never forced to go there*
I think I should take offense at that but I can’t be sure.
Hun- only joking- I live in what has been christened “Chavganistan”- even the Paras won’t come out at night here!
Dear oh dear. Do the little buggers wield knives and call each other “blud”?
Those are the ones, though I have only ever managed to get stabbed once- and they have no concept of leather jacket=armour!
Oh my god! I suppose you were hospitalised? Did they ever capture the runt?
Nah- leather jacket, and weedy twit who thinks he is hard, no mess no fuss, clean up with a plaster! He broke fairly easily though.
Well done! It’s people like you that slowly teach those little brats a lesson.
Why thank you, but I think education and good parenting can do a lot more than the odd lone smackdown!
HAHAHA! I couldn’t remember why I should be offended.
(You’ll have to try harder than that to offend me btw.
*squeeze*)
I know *squeeze* but costs nowt to clarify!
It’s not a house…it’s a pagoda in Thunder Bay, ON. Used as a tourist information booth.
a bandstand is not a house!
I have some great recipes, take my word for it.
kitty!
*squeeze*
*steals words*
you told me too!
*minces words*
*cooks words at gas mark 5*
*tosses around words*
*has away with words*
Stop putting words in my mouth! They are not done yet.
*takes the word of mouth back*
Here, add some butter and sugar. I like to keep my words soft and sweet.
*Watches words to avoid putting foot in mouth*
*Presses words to make delicious word wine*
*Puts foot in mouth*
*Doesn’t like taste so removes again*
*puuurrrrrrrsss*
Hi! Umm… *squeeze*
Who ARE you?
dunno, just saw kitty its so cute!
*squeeze*
feels familiar
*squeeze*
feels familiar
*squeeze*
feels familiar
All the recipes seem to have aluminium shavings as the main ingredient mmmmm
I prefer iron shavings, myself; can’t get enough! Daily supplements, you know…
Some recipes I forgot:
Hoe to make ice.
How to make a hard boiled egg.
Garden implements in the freezer?
Garden vegetables in the bed?

Just what do you think you are doing with that potato miss?
I don’t see any potato!
Not any more.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!
Where is it?
You really, really don’t want to know. But I can suggest a good proctologist.
I don’t know you tell me. You just had it!
I forgot where I put it
What are we looking for?
Potato…I lost it *sigh
Does anyone, else’s ass hurt??
Mines fine
*shrugs
What did I come over here for again?
Cos it was more comfortable than by the curtain.
Oh yes the curtains, they must be hung! Can someone hold this chair?
Did you lose your pants?
Pants! Where we are going we don’t need pants.
Backside to the future! I forget what it was about…
Potatoes, I think. Yes, I think I like potatoes.
I think that should scare me a little, but I can’t remember why… Oooh, aren’t you a cute puppy! *Scratches between ears*
Yeah scratchy time! I love scratchy time!
*squeeze*
I suggest you ask the Vicar.
Ronald Reagan’s cookbook?
Is he here? I’d like him to sign my cook…
*farts*
…ies! I wanna cookie! Can I have two?
Is it just me, or does this page look more lake a chatbox rather then a commenting…err…thingie
You’re just seeing things…
Like this spoon. Remember, there is no spoon.
This spoon is not a lie! HMPH!
Her Majesty’s Pretentious Hats?
Help Me, Please Help?
Her Memory Pokes Holes
Halibut Making People Hurt
Hard Mackerels Poke Holes
but the cake is
*jumps in lake & swims around*
*jumps in too*
Why are we swimming?
You are always eager to please me
*pleased*
Good morning K@ctf and fluffy,sidhe cat,grannyflapcat,BoB, GBF,and Halifax who will be around soon. and swell foop and cherry brewski, Qwas
Avis and Aja. Did I miss anyone. That was my cuddle puddle.
Thunder bay is one of the nicest places to go and see. It is flat with on huge rock outcropping out in the middle of nowhere is which a rez sits on.
It has two old forts at the lakes edge.
It seems odd for the name of the book but some of the recipes are from old school cooking which needs to come back to today’s cooking classes.
good morning!
おはようございます!
????? not sure GBF what that means or language.
That’s “Good Morning” in Japanese.
Student at Lakehead here, i laughed so hard when i saw this.
Thunder bay is an AMAZING city if you like outdoors activities, especially rock climbing. it’s too bad the actual city is a little grungy, and has a serious anti-first nations prejudice problem.
Probably because the first nations (or as we call em Natives) are pretty lousy here. There are the odd good ones, but for the majority of them its picking up wellfare checks, drinking booze(often Listerine) and spending the rest on smokes and the Casino…
Its one of those times its racist and true
… Thunder Bay 4 Life…. actually I cant wait to leave this shit hole.
No, WE don’t call them Natives, WE call them Aboriginal. YOU call them Natives.
And we call you a racist prick. NO, it is not racist and true, it’s just racist. And all of us white people are rednecks that drive monster trucks and get drunk and beat our wives and hurl racist epithets around too. What are you, 18? Haven’t lived enough not to fall prey to stereotypes? Have you ever actually had a discussion with anyone who isn’t white? Grow up.
And please do get the f**k out, we don’t want racist a**holes here anyway. Though I don’t know what other city would want you either.
Thank you Jen. You made a friend today me.
Nice to meetcha!
Well James I am first nation yes first nation not second. What is the stats on non native that pick up welfare checks and drink and buy native smokes? I first I was offended but understand your views.
More disappointed in the regulars FB’s for not saying something early to you,instead of going on about Squeezes LOL.
the thing is, the majority of low wealth population in thunder bay IS first nations, but only because the stereotype is there. you want a job? the employer wants white, they don’t want “one of them dirty Indians working here” the racism limits opportunities for these people, and then it ‘justifies’ itself when they find them in the welfare line a year later, it’s self fulfilling, and it sickens me. people are going to try to call me out saying that i have only been here for two years, make no mistake, i have been threatened by drunk foaming at the mouth natives, and it wouldn’t matter the colour of their skin to me, it’s the person that is bad, not the people.
And I’ve been threatened by white middle-upper class drunk foaming at the mouth assholes here too. It’s just easier for people to point the finger at people who are visibly different.
ammcneil, you’re correct in part of what you’re saying, that stereotypes are part of the problem. Although 48% of the Aboriginal population in Thunder Bay are living in poverty (HALF of the Aboriginal population! HALF), Aboriginal people only make up 17% of the people who are receiving social assistance in this city. So obviously the idea that it’s only Aboriginal people on social assistance is RIDICULOUS. Apparently it’s all us whities who are standing in line for those Welfare cheques (yes Welfare cheques, not ‘wellfare checks’, learn to spell). As for drinking Listerine, I guess James has followed every Aboriginal person around to see what they do with their spare time. And following them to the store and to the Casino to see what they spend their money on. Funny, because my brother used to work at the Casino, and it was usually old white people that I saw there… And funny that all of the Aboriginal people in my life don’t drink or smoke (or gamble). They must be the only Aboriginal people in the city that that’s true about, since the rest are obviously low-life degenerates like James says, and no white people are like that.
Apparently I’m still pissed about this. I sure hope I meet James some day. We could have a really great conversation.
One thing I did find ironic recently was a charity quiz night in aid of the Alzheimers Society.
Sometimes I think these people do it on purpose
This is not a fail at all. Sad.
Too bad you forgot the punchline, I lol’d.
Try refresh page.
Look at it like you never saw it before.
Saw what before?
Who am I?
HUH???
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Squeeze me jam
I’m not a performing monkey! Tsk!
Oh, sorry.
*takes off false moustache and Turkish dress*
*stops playing musical organ*
come on you little monkey dance, dance for me!
*dances around with a tambourine*
Oh alright! Just this once.
*wiggle dances*
*squeezes Radebe*
Yes, I love me some jam in the morning!
*squeeze*
The smell of jam in the morning isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Pfft!
*squeeze*
But jam on my buns, is just so good in the morning.
Better butter up then!
:monkey:
please
I did already! ^^ sheesh!
just a reminder (clickie)
*roffles*
I don’t understand. What are we saying ‘No’ to? *squeeze jam and granny*
Read URL *winces*
Oh. * blushing w shame *
I am off to my naughty/dunce corner now.
You can come out now.
*squeeze*
*sniff*
Thank you jam.
You know what this means? Leila will clicky on anything!
No. NO. I won’t.
Well, maybe I would.
Yes, I do. Waaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
sorry I think I may have just weed a little *roffles*
Is that like pissing in someone’s Cheerios?
*your avatar scares me*
*snork*
why do I scare you- those is just my leggies am hoping clickie works!
OK, not scary at all anymore. Thanks.
K@, your wedding shoes are amazing! *Squeeze*
I love the whole outfit. Gorgeous.
thank you- I wore those shoes for 11 hours- then gave up once the champagne really started to take effect- damn long way down!
As they say the bride comes before the fall….I didn’t
I have a pair of shoes that I have a similar problem with – it feels like wearing stilts to me, but they make my legs look fantastic and I actually think they’re pretty fun to wear. Never tried drinking in them before, though.
*Makes note to choose other shoes for c0cktail party*
*squeeze* definitely going out but staying sober shoes!
I wish work allowed me to see flicker.
Very suprised mine does! do not worry- only thing you are really missing is the stupidly high heels!
What did you think my avatar was BTW?
Looked like flowers to me. I saw your wedding pictures and they are absolutely fantastic!!! I love to see something difference every now and again.
How can you walk in those boots? I fall off while wearing flats.
*squeeze*
*squeeze* morning Leila
in answer to how you walk in them….Carefully!
I wore shoes like that for Halloween one year, I had no problems in them except they were too small, I even beat my friends in a running race and met a girl in the exact same costume as me. Man she was embarrassed!
You are lying gv!
*squeeze*
I’m actually not. *hurt* The only difference is the boots I wore were made of some faux suede or something. My feet were bleeding the next day. I looked lovely!
*half-hearted squeeze*
*full hearted squeeze* I am sorry I didn’t mean to hurt you. I thought you were pulling my leg. At any rate, I would love to see some pics. : grin :
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
To make up for the hurt.
That’s okay, it was a crazy night! *squeeze*
There were pictures, but I think I got rid of them all!
Oh…but why? It sounds like you had a good time.
I did, but I didn’t want any compromising photos coming back to haunt me for my 21st! The last thing I needed was for my parents to see their eldest dressed as a woman!
The solution is obvious. We simply need to do it again!
Hmm, I’d have to lose about half a stone first (got injured at started to develop a gut, lost most of it but the last inch is stubborn!) And this time I want bigger shoes!
Agreed with Bearly. We will be sure there won’t be any cameras present. : wink :
I call bulls*** on that one. I am living proof that there are always cameras around.
What size- mine are an 8 (have to order slightly bigger in them) (that is 10 US)
I’m size 9, I’ll have a look one of the days! /After/ I lose this damned flab!
Bearly, you aren’t helping me here. teehee Of course there will be a camera.
To GV:
Don’t tell GV. : wink :
1/2 a stone is like 7 lbs … that’s hardly any weight.
No cameras? I’ll have to procure a video camera from somewhere so…
Yeah, but I can’t exercise properly and sit ups can only take you so far… *sigh*
Don’t you hate those women who are all, “I need to lose five pounds?” According to my line of thinking, if five pounds will make that much of a difference, you really don’t need to lose it in the first place.
I could lose as much as a stone and still be healthy, but I think half a stone is plenty to lose to get rid of the “love handles”!
I need to lose 2 stone….nope thats fine, it’s allowed?
Did you know that some women (speaking from experience) hate you when you lose weight? Shouldn’t it be something you celebrate?
They are jealous, cause they think you look better than them, if only they would work on their attitude and intelligence a little, they would realise weight isn’t the issue!
I hate scrawny women! Well maybe I don’t hate them, but they sure aren’t attractive either!
Were you dressed all in leather and carrying a whip? *devilish grin, since : twisted : no longer works*
Nope, I was in a denim miniskirt and a pink tank top (cheapest women’s clothes I could buy)
Denim miniskirt and pink tank top????? *wolf whistles @ gv*
♪ He got legs
He knows how to use ‘em! ♪
WOW! Bet she felt distinctly odd! as for running in them- Not a chance in all that is holy or unholy!
She? If you run on your toes and don’t use the heels it’s alright, a bit like running on stilts!
You married the same day as my daughter will this year. Right on!!
so her first anniversary will be 10.10.10
(I only did it so the hubby would have a chance of remembering it!)
It will help her new hubby remember. It was quite accidental because 10.10 just happened to be a Saturday. Hers won’t be as colorful as yours : sad : but she has chosen some beautiful colors as her theme.
Want pics! What colours….oh dear I appear to be getting all excited, sorry- your job!
Let’s see if I can describe them. I bet I won’t do them justice – ivory / truffle / burnt orange with some deep dark purple added. Her bouquet is going to consist of dahlias, cala lillies, asiatic lillies, orchids and some roses. It is very exiting and sad at the same time.
Sounds gorgeous- you must be so proud!
That does sound so lovely – we want pictures when you’ve recovered from the emotional trauma!
I don’t believe I can ever recover from the emotional trauma. She is the only one I’ve got – my world.
As my mother in law says- it is actually like gaining another one!
My brother got married last year and one of my favorite pictures is of me looking very surprised while talking to our mother. What I’m actually saying to her is, “Mom, you can’t start crying yet! The ceremony hasn’t even started!” And she’s doing ok now (y’know, more than a year later…). You’ll be fine.
love your wedding pics K@!
K@, I don’t want to gain another one. I want to keep the one I had. Yes, very shelfish, I know. *hangs head in shame*
Bearly, I know I am going to be a total mess. I have been since she got engaged. I need some therapy and some heavy meds to cope. hehe
Thank you Granny *squeeze*
*huge squishy hugs for Leila*
You dont need no medication!
you don’t need no thought control!
The CLICKIE somewhat captures the spirit of what the theme is going to be. The stargazers are too big but they have the colors that will be in the bouquet and overall wedding. !magine that with truffle. I will find a better clickie to show you some other time.
LOL K@. Thank you for the squishy squeeze!!!
I commented with a clickie on wedding colors and it’s awaiting moderation. Sheeesh!!!!
Jeez Leila, I’m not sure how I would cope. Its a cage till she’s 30 for my daughter if i have one
*holds up hand*
I DID wait till I was 30……for some things….OK just the Marriage bit….
Another tribute (clickie). Thanks Czuhc.
Did I put any garlic in this?
Good morning!

*skims comments*
Hmm… I think I’ll skip this fail.
See you guys at 10 FBT.
I believe Brew is anti-senility. *morning squeeze*
I know. I knew why he chose not to participate as soon as I thought about it for a second, which is why I didn’t give him a hard time about it. *Morning squeeze* for you, too!
We will have to ‘punish’ him later. What kind of pain shall we impose on him?
I vote for goosing him in the cuddle puddle!
Goosing? That would impose a lot of pain on him. Especially since he is playing hard to get now. Let’s do it!!!
This is anti community recipes book.
Oh there it is! Thanks for the squeeze darling
Did you forget how to nest?
I see how it is
*sqeeze flees*
Don’t you start! I have enough of that with that pesky Moomin.
*squeeze*
I miss that pesky Moomin. Where is he?
*squeezes both and hangs around for an uncomfortable amount of time*
*Hears familiar ding*
Guess its nap time.
*Nods off on command*
I am lost.
I’ve gone to look for myself.
If I should return before I get back,
please ask me to wait.
I have answers that I don’t remember the questions to.
42.
Alzheimer did a lot more research in his day than just that disease he named after himself.
The name of the book is just ironic, it’s a joke!
some cook to remember,
some cook to forget
So I called up the captain,
please bring me my pants
lol i live there! we aren’t usually that retarded
Wooooooo Thunder Bay!
I’d rather be back there than where I am now.
S#IT. Did I already add the sugar???
This organization works tirelessly to help families affected by dementia. The name of the cookbook isn’t a joke, nor is it ironic.
Jokes about a chronic disease that strips those affected by it of their identity and dignity are not actually funny.
This topic is Not funny. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Be glad you don’t have Alzheimers, or that you don’t have alzheimer’s.
clearly this is a better place for my post
This is a fundraiser. It’s meant exactly as it sounds. The only problem that I see is a bunch of idiots thinking that it is something that it isn’t.
DERP DERP DERP
yeah there’s no fail here, the title is a pun.
This topic is Not funny. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Be glad you don’t have Alzheimers, or that you don’t have alzheimer’s.
Remind me why you are here looking at fail then, because I forgot.
i have no idea what the fail is. enlighten me.
I second that.
The reason it is a fail is obscured by the fact that the image itself is for some unknown reason, a lot darker than it appeared during voting.
On the bottom of the book there are words that refer to it being a fundraiser for Alzheimers’.
geddit?
Most people here are either seeing the image better, or like me, are remembering it as it was during voting.
OMG! I’m from Thunder Bay! I don’t live there at the moment, but woo! Our little town on failblog. xD
this is not a fail….
This is not a true fail, it is called “Recipes to remember” because it is sold to fund Alzheimer research and care. They’re selling the “recipes” to help people “remember”. I guess it is a fail in that it over the heads of many people who think it’s a recipe book for people with Alzheimer’s. but that’s not a fault of the cookbook. Not the quality of fail I have come to expect.
Page ten; Bake a cake for your own surprize birthday party!
Now that’s just cruel.
This is from my hometown of Alpena, MI! We are located right on Thunder Bay (look it up) and we have a museum here called the Jesse Besser Museum. I was going through it with my father (who lives in another state and had never seen our one and only semi-interesting site) when we stopped in their gift shop area. We saw this book and laughed our butts off about it, but never thought of putting it on here. Since I’m from a small town, this is exciting. We have NOTHING interesting here, so…yay!
omg im in thunder bay lmfao cant beleive we have a pic on fail blog
If you’re in Thunder Bay, ON in Canada, there was a McDonalds one WAAAAAAAAAAAY back that was also from T. Bay.
No, sorry, it’s from the city of Thunder Bay, ON in Canada. The picture on the front is the Pagoda, our local city tourist office.
You have probably seen one in your town, each Alzheimer’s Society in each city puts out their own “Recipes to Remember” cookbook, but it isn’t this one. This one is definitely from Thunder Bay, ON.
but she always had a carefree mind of her own
with a devilish look in her eye
saying you can call me anything you like
but my name is Veronica
Will someone tell me why this is funny?
lmfao i know why!!! its an old cookbook lmfao!! recipies to remember
Its funny because Alzheimers is a sickness, and it makes u forget eeeeeverything
wait, y am i here and what is this thing with letters that i’m typing on!
I REMEMBAH! ohwait i forgot again
lmao. I am from Thunder Bay!
LFAO IM FROM THUNDERBAY
LOL THIS IS A VERY FAIL CITY
grrr ahhh wh?? ho?? wh???
Where am I?
Cool. I think my father bought one of these when I was a kid. I don’t remember it saying Thunder Bay on it, but it might have been the same one in Winnipeg. I think some of my first baking was based on recipes from the version I had.
Every city’s Alzheimer Society has their own version of this cookbook, so you probably did have a Winnipeg one if that’s where you are…
Bahaha, I’m from Thunder Bay, too!
Only a fail when taken out of context, like many fails on this site I presume.
The title “Recipes to Remember” was picked because it is sold as a fundraiser for the Alzheimer society… so yeah, not a fail at all if you ask me.
Failblog… FAIL
oh, way to go thunder bay
OMG LOL!! I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!! HAHAHA! My town fails
Wow, I lol’d. I live in Thunder Bay! Lol, we fail XD
We agree – that’s a WIN!
Hahaha, Thunder Bay FTF (For the Fail)!
For all of you thinking that Alzheimer’s is so funny, you need to grow up. I’ve had relatives with Alzheimer’s and I’ve watched them slowly die as an end result. And since it appears to be genetic, it might happen to me sooner or later. If you think forgetting the people you love or your best memories is funny, you are twisted beyond my reckoning. And as it has been repeatedly pointed out, this is only a fail if taken out of context.
Hah, I’m in Thunder Bay.
Hey i live in thunder bay
no such thing as alzheimer’s.
Not a fail.
The recipes in the book are meant to provide specific nutrition to aid in fighting off the disease. They mean the title quite literally.
Whats the fail?
OMG! I live in Thunder Bay! :O I don’t remember why that’s important tho :S