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Book? I don’t see any book.
You misspelled “brain”.
I’m sorry, fluffy, I can’t hear you. All the blood in my brain seems to have been redirected to the optic nerves.
Anatomy fail, Brewski!
She’s also gently nibbling on that pen
iscil.*feels faint*
Hold me Bearly!!!
(aren’t men just terrible??)
The penis mightier than the brain.
says the goldfish who has neither.
*picks up oooooooooo, hurls it toward the Sun*
Punk….
I think it is witty. Hard being witty without being insulting.
You mess with fluffy, you messed with me.
Awww…. *squeeze!*
Did someone say “brain”?
*licks chops*
*bear hugs fluffy*
ooh that youtube channel is AWESOME… let meh tell ya.
Gay Test: If you noticed that the book was upside down… I have some bad news…
This is stoopid, there is no fail in this picture
someone needs angermanagement… and selfcontrol
hmm.. and a brain
sorry. i left out “life”
Calm DOWN, me… uh …you
*shakes Jimbo’s hand*
Good job, sir! You’ve succeeded in ridding the world of ooooooo’s douchebaggery and made me laugh at the same time!
I had taken a rehabilitation stance with trolls, but he asked for it.
A nice pair, errr… I mean a nice girl,,, oops… I mean a nice book
Noticing the book is upside down is über gay
thats total fail!
What book?
Book? is that a euphamism
Or not…if you’re a girl.
Just saying, we do exist.
Not on the internet, you don’t.
That would be: A girl who is not a boobiesexual.
I agree it is gay… It’s like something out of a Will and Grace script. Thank goodness for that arrow
if it wasn’t for the arrow that pointed it out I would have never noticed it… first thing i thought was “what’s so fail about a hot chick nibbling a pencil.. does someone relate it to a d’ck or something? :S (sex dreams during school=fail? ) :S
Using the word uber anytime ur speaking English just means you tried to say “super” while smoking pole.
There was a book?
cleavage win.
she is pretty hot… ok really hot! ;D
and taken
the ring is on the right hand, so not necessarily taken
OGC
All our lives we are putting penis, our most golden penis, into penis-in-the-slot machines that are empty.
~Afterthoughts
All the more room in her head.
Wow, that was kinda dirty wasn’t it?
Oh well.
Space Fail!
*Holds out arms to Brewski*
*Looks confused and troubled*
Am I an enabler if I do this?
Quick hogging Brewski… share a little. Pick one, the pic or Bearly.
Er… Aiki! *Squeeze* Didn’t think I’d see you here! I was, er, just making sure Brewski didn’t hit his head. Yeah, that’s it…
*clears throat*
My thoughts exactly!
*Squeeze*
*Whispers* Oh, you’re one to talk, Ms B! */Whispers*
I-I-I….Well, what was I supposed to do, let him fall?!
You did the right thing. We don’t want any limp heads around here.
*fakes being faint*
Hold me Ms. B
No worries. I’ve got you Aiki.
*holds Aiki close*
Bearly, My savior!!
*smooch, not of the gross-sloppy-old-auntie variety*
Mmm!
*Swoons a teeny bit*
*Falls into cuddle puddle holding Brewski*
Now, about that hazmat suit…
*keeps a close eye on Brewski*
Just making sure you don’t fall off the wagon buddy.
So that’s what you call it, the optic nerve? I call my little buddy the octagon. You must have a good story behind that name.
ITS WINKING AT ME!
ITS WINKING AT MEEEEE!!!!!!
AAAAARGHHHH!!!!
sorry
It’s just drying a tear.
he has a mini-camera, mountable on top of his, erm, optic nerve…
Hmmm…isn’t that what Paul Rudd’s character calls his junk in Anchorman? Originality Fail
So that’s what you kids are callin’ them nowadays!
I don’t know about you, but all the blood in MY brain is being redirected to my reproductive organs.
I think she is a perfect cadidate for this : http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/173/
I think your right Sean XD
I jerked off to this picture while at work. Screw the book… Just look at those tits! Pew pew pew! Gotta go before I get fired.
Silly man! She’s holding her boob upside down.
GAAAAHHHH! Comment nested by creep who claims to have a job.
*ickickick*
*runs for Silkwood style shower*
*Snickers*
*roffles*
*washes down Foop with extra strength shower head, points MIB device to her eyes and clicks the button*
There, there… you won’t remember any of this tomorrow.
What was that flash?
*sees fluffy*
Why is there a talking fish in here?
Is your name Klaus by chance?
(200 Fail point to whomever gets the reference)
I’m not familiyar with that guy.
So close Arthur. He did appear in one episode, and same writer. Bearly had it.
*gives Arthur gets 200 points anyway*
Do you actually get those shows over there?
DAAAAMN! Of course, American Dad, not Family guy. Yes, we do. I prefer to download them, because everything on German TV is translated.
I can’t hold that against you. I own several seasons of both, and I still get them confused.
Klaus is the fish from American Dad right XD
I don’t like the show much though
Probably those of us who have American dads will know what you mean.
Fluffy doesn’t need a tank!
I have a tank top, but it’s on the floor.
No worries fluffy.
Just.
Do.
NOT.
Hit.
The.
Brakes.
Best place for it to be, fluffy.
Well I gave the points to Arthur so I have no more.
How can I satisfy you Bearly? Sky’s the limit.
Well…
*Pulls out a list*
*End of list rolls onto the ground several feet away*
First, I’d like a ride in your convertible, then I want you to take Jules for ice cream that does NOT result in his nuts being chopped off, then I want you to bring Brewski a very nice cold one straight from Germany – NOT in a green bottle, then I want you to take Leila and Patrica to the spa, then bail Granny out of jail…
*Takes deep breath*
*Plunges back in*
And get ZA some new dance shoes, and a fire extinguisher for DW, and some new skivvies for Mal…
Or, you know, a smooch would do.
*Looks coy*
*Gets beer from Germany, dark brown bottle, visits Arthur, gives beer to Brewski*
*Talks to FBI friends, get GCF out of jail now and on all future occasions*
*Buys a fire suppression plane filled with chemical for DW*
*Sends Leila and Patrica to spa with a week pass*
*Buys a shoe store for ZA and his zombie horde*
*Buys Mal a gift card for several stores so he can pick out skivvies of his choice*
*Buys a dog friendly ice cream parlor and signs ownership to Jules. Makes certain there are no sharp instruments there.*
*Gives Bearly a huge sensual smooch*
I am now broke, but soooo worth it!
If you want I can take you to a private room and… offer you a body massage!
Ahem. Convertible? Take care of that detail and I’ll follow you wherever you want to take me!
*Retracts roof on convertible*
*Fires the engine up*
*opens door and bows Bearly in*
*hops in to chauffeur Bearly*
Where would you like to go madam?
*loving Bearly’s coy look*
Thank you Bearly and aiki.
*starts to pack for spa trip*
How about a private section of beach?
*Climbs into convertible*
*Shakes out her hair as Aiki hits the gas*
Alllllrrrrright!!!
A private beach just for us two…
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
remeber scream until daddy stops.
“Roger” that. Dee Bradley Baker might know.
I’m not sure I want to ventura guess Aiki.
Damn it! Memory fail.
A good guess though.
Damn it.
/watches ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ shower
/Then jerks off again
That is such a FAIL. They got the arrow in the totally wrong spot
I have an overwhelming desire to read now…
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BOOKS!?!?! *goes back to work land after a terrible comment*
hehe!!
More power to you Malicite. Go read. Read like you have never read before.
*Begins to speak*
Well-
*Is going to let that one go*
*psst* HITCHHIKERS WIN!
Heck Yes!
*Replaces K with B*
Nobody, not even her, is looking at the book.
The thing she has in her mouth… I guess…
what book?
*facepalm*
Exactly. If the first thing you spot is the book being upside down, I have a bit of news for you…
blondes as always DUMB!!!
1st
damn i was 2nd.
Who cares?(other than you, no offense)
Who cares? Other than you? (Plenty of offense)
It took me awhile to find the book.
Good thing they had that big fat arrow pointing away from the boobies, huh.
Fluffy honey, I don’t think you understand. This may be a model fail, but it’s an unintentional gay test win.
The sad this is I saw she had a pink bra before I even saw the book.
I can’t see the forest from the trees.
Or
Attention to detail win.
First thing I noticed actually was the glasses. (I love a girl in glasses)
mmmm, they aren’t hers. Else she woudn’t be wearing them like that.
She’s acting like they’re reading glasses. You girls however pointed out that the book is upside down. Why else would she be wearing glasses though…..?
Modelling? Acting? Short sightedness? (could explain the upside down book)
Hotness?
I wear glasses, and I read over the top of them. I’m nearsighted, and my eyes have started that thing where print isn’t big enough and my arms aren’t long enough. I have to just take the glasses off when trying to read the ingredients on any food product.
As for the book, I got nothin. I think it’s her “I’m trying to look smart” pose.
Keyword trying. Result, failing for not being smart enough to have the book the right way… also chewing on the lead side of the pencil can’t be too good for her anyways.
That’s true but how beneficial is chewing erasers?
Less damage to the teeth.
is that what you call those things?
Maybe she doesn’t have any lead in her pensil.
She always has lead, that’s for sure.
I have got to say that the part of this picture that bothers me the most is the ring. Someone that would be so (theoretically) meticulous in their looks, as evidenced by the make up etc. wouldn’t let their ring be skewed. And yes folks, I do know it is a posed picture, but that just reinforces the concept.
Wait. I constantly have to adjust my ring cuz it leans to the left when I type. It’s always skewed. : pouts :
I didn’t mean anything negative by it. adjusting a ring is natural, but that is why this picture bothers me, because a detail like that makes it look completely un-natural.
I kinda like looking smart with my glasses but they bother me. My eyelashes are always scraping on the inside.
I like my peripheral vision too much. I’ll take my contact.
*bumps s into previous statement*
I never considered contacts but if I needed my glasses at all times, I would get them in a ♥beat. Hmmm…
Contacts beat the hell outta glasses, for an amazingly huge number of reasons
The idea of literally sticking something on your eyeballs just does a mental number on me. Of course I am just being paranoid.
She obviously needs to update her prescription. Or buy “Hooked on Phonics”.
Is that some type of a bra?
Wait, I thought she was reading that new book about Arizona cities: “Hooked on Phoenix”
What kind of glasses do you like your girls in?
Giant martini glass like Dita Von Teese?
Exactly.
That is not a bra… She dropped her hubba bubba chewing gum.
So that’s where I dropped that.
*fishes it out with his tonge*
buba® is not a chewing gun !! >:<
Sorry buba®!
*winks*
hubba hubba
“Hey, MUM! Guess what I just found out about myself?”
Huh? there’s arrow pointing to a book?
That’s not where it’s pointing. The book is just in the way.
The arrow is pointing to the book, which is in the way.
Damn you living folk can be stupid.
I thought I said that?
*apparently not a good day for me for trying to express myself in another language*
*sigh*
And you probably didn’t even look at it long enough to notice it’s upside down, huh?
They are? They look firm and upright to me?
The book, Brewski, the book!
mine keep getting caught in the book
*squeeze!*
Careful, Granny. Books can be used to press and dry flowers and things.
*opens book*
see? perfectly preserved!
*squeeze*
Maybe it’s a coloring book and hard to tell it’s upside down.
Maybe her glasses are those “turn the world upside down” glasses.
Maybe she got drunk enough so that the room started spinning, but then stopped drinking at just the right time for the room to stop spinning but be upside down, so she has to invert everything to read it.
.
.
Or … maybe she’s a blonde.
Hey. Not all blondes are dumb.
*Is blonde*
*Thinks back*
Well… okay, maybe a little.
The writing is on the wall.
The pen is in the mouth.
A couple of things are barely in anything.
It’s a beautiful thing
Or two.
Well the pen is mighter!
hehehe … you both said “pen is”.
:monkey:
LONGEST SINGLE COMMENT BREAK-OFF CHAIN -EVER-
Cleavage win!
blondie win!
Dammit, I was gonna say that!
Push-up bra win, too.
ya think? I think silicon is holding them up without any underwire.
its da latest fad! dat’s SO hot!
No fail. It’s a puzzle book where the solutions are upside down.
O, who am I kidding.
I don’t feel that I’ve been failed at all this morning. Overcoming dyslexia win?
I beleive that is correct.
In responce to Aja.
Well duh!
Nope… it is a textbook. I can even tell you the publisher (sadly) but not which book. I think she will be failing the class. But then again, she does have assets that might help with a male professor…
what if her professor is sondra bernhardt?
or ann coulter?
or is an anagram of toh belsian
Ok guys, I dragged… *grunt* …the fluffy pillows… *grunt* …over here. Cuddle? Puddle? Please?
*Drops the handle of her little red wagon and unloads pillows*
*helps Bearly*
CANNONBALL!!!
*dives into fluffy pillows*
HEY! Those are MINE!
Somebody needs to learn how to SHARE!
Dont make me bring back the Rodney Carrington clickie! I’ll do it!
Hey?
Hey.
Hey!
Settle down you two. Don’t make me get the pudding.
*leaves cuddle puddle and returns with xtra pillows*
Here you go … we have more than enough to go around now. No fighting.
*jumps into the pile*
*squeezes Leila, Ms. B, fluffy, K, Jimbo and Bearly*
*gives Jules a nice scratch behind the ears*
Morning all!
*squeezes aiki and everybody else within range*
Aaahhh… very relaxing. All I need is a good book.
*holds copy of “War and Peace” upside down*
*bear hugs everybody, even those in hazmat suits*
So, Brewski, have you read anything else by Tolstoy?
Yes, “How Much Beer Does a Man Need”. The peasant brewer Pakhom keeps hoarding more and more beer, until he learns that he should be sharing it with his neighbors. He dies of cirrhosis of the liver.
cirrohsis looks like mike litoris @ first glance.
Leila? Ummm that would fall under the TMI rule.
*squeezes Brewski*
*holds copy of War and Peace in original Russian*
*turns it various ways to find the proper way to read it*
Here Brew… A little lite reading drink.
*Offers lightly spiked Starbucks type drink of choice*
Perfect! Thanks!
Irish whiskey with espresso and hot water, topped with whipped cream. Mmm!
*tosses down “War and Peace”*
*picks up a Calvin and Hobbes collection*
Now we’re talking!
*offers Revenge of the Babysat* I’ll have what he’s having please?
You have Calvin and Hobbes!
*plops down next to Brewski*
WIK, long time no see! *squeeze*
Hi Ms B! Care for a Calvin and Hobbes book? Aiki left a stack right there.
*Shows inside of War and Peace to reveal Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat*
Ohhh cyrilic, can I help!
*helps Bearly unload her fluffy pillows*
These will be great to snuggle up against!
swine flu in failblog!
SNORT SNORT REEEEE!!!
*Squeeze!*
Sooooo-weeee!!!! *squeeeeze!*
*sprays anti-swine flu Purell in FB* Can never be too safe.
*whips out the contaminated bacon lube*
can never be too sorry
Oy!
*takes baconlube and smears it all over granny*
This may have an opposite side effect. I hope.
*jumps in little red wagon*
Can I go for a ride?
*Takes Jules for a quick jog around the Failbog*
*Waves at Boggy*
WEEE!!!
I’m not sure you want to cuddle with the guys on failblog just yet. Give us about five minutes to settle down…
That’s fine, we’ll start without you.
Okay, I’m over it now.
*takes a running jump*
*does a triple something involving cows*
*lands in the cuddle puddle*
Nice moooove!
I give Jimbo 9.400871-0784*7$683985027 out of 10 for that magnificent landing.
Now we need to do something about that bestiality issue. *looks for Patrica*
Somebody call?
.
.
The cow folks… not me.
HI!! *squeeze Patrica and aiki* Is Patrica doing okay? *looks her over to detect bite marks*
She is fine. I had her brainwashed to do my bidding. She will listen to me infallibly.
Hm, I’m not sure it’s safe to cuddle on this fail. I had better put on my rubber hazmat suit. Safety third, ya know! I wouldn’t want to expose you guys to a titillated Brewski.
*dives into pile*
*misses*
Dammit. This thing has poor visibility.
Try the Asthma suit!
*keeps looking back*
*tries repeatedly to make sense of it all*
*totally fails*
.
Leila, why does your numbers have asterisks and dollar signs in them?
.
*looks confused and freaked out*
*slinks off to corner*
*sits down, hugs knees*
*rocks gently back and forth*
.
This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is NOT happening. This is not happening. This is not happening.
*pat. pat* There There ZA. It’s just my score. It has no real meaning. Do you want a lollipop?
*lends a hand*
Thanks for bringing us along Bearly. I guess we have a premature Cuddle Puddle opening.
*lays head on fluffy pillow*
What’s today’s attire?
Wait, we were supposed to be wearing clothes??? Again?!
I figured since we spent most of the day yesterday naked it would behoove us to be clothed today. You decide.
*Snuggles into new Cuddle Puddle*
I don’t care what you wear, GV. Scales look good on you.
Snuggles down, mmmmmm comfy.
Thanks Bearly and I love your fur, it’s so soft!
Thanks! *Burrows against GV*
*plucks a few scales from GV and places them strategically on herself – 1, 2 and 3*
Okay … I am ready!!!!!
*grunts*
*groans*
*grows back shiny new scales*
Whew! Ask next time Leila, I have a bag full of discarded scales!
I wanted some fresh ones. : sad face :
Fair enough I suppose!
*squeeze*
Thank you.
*squeeze*
*snuggles deeper*
*hops from wagon into cuddle puddle*
Thanks Bearly!
*snuggles in*
book fail, boobs win!
Brrronski!
It is sad, when I look at that, and think, ah good mine are better than that, oh and she is thick too.
But she is better looking, so it’s not all overanalysis.
better looking? surely not!
must be photoshopped
Definitely not! *squeeze* but thanks for saying!
*squeeze!*
K@ … she is wearing a ton of makeup. I really doubt she looks good without it.
At this moment in time a rhino looks better than me….I am having a bleurgh day!
*squeeze*
Me too k@! It was too hot to blow-dry my hair this morning. Got home from work last night and my stoopit air conditioner is borked!
No air conditioner? That really sucks. *compassionate squeeze for Ms B*
*squeeze* -always seem to have bleurgh days when everything is already going wrong…ah well *shrugs*
I don’t want to hear anymore about any of the girls on here saying they aren’t attractive. I call bu!!shit.
I have proof too, from “show your face” day. And we already know they are all beautiful on the inside. (And no, not in the perverted sense. )
Ahem- not saying I am unattractive- just she is more so than me
I call bu!!shit on that too. Don’t make me explain why “hot” is the bronze medal of attractive.
‘k
*shuffles feet*
ohhh a butterfly… *runs off*
K@ what is the picture on your avatar? I can’t enlarge it enough to see.
It’s me…on my wedding day!
A very long story, and I may need to change it!
I cannot see it. I am so bummed!!!
OK, I’ll explain it anyways. “Cute” is by far the best. For a girl to be cute she has to be somewhat physically attractive, but a playful personality and some wit are more important.
Beautiful is second, but probably a curse for any girl who is truly “beautiful.” These girls are the ones we don’t even try to talk to. Sexuality is in the far corners of our minds. It’s like seeing a beautiful painting, it’s an amazing thing, and part of you would like to possess it, but you know that’s something out of your league.
“Hot” is a distant third, because a hot girl is all sex appeal. Yes, men are sexual creatures, but you don’t marry a simply hot girl. You make fun of her on failblog because she has her book upside down.
The reason cute is best is because most guys ultimately want to settle down with the cute girl next door. You don’t marry the idiot in this pic, and you can’t marry a painting.
*hates cute* I have always been the ‘cute’ girl, I have freckles and kinda look like punky brewster, have always been a ‘tomboy’ who would rather play football than curl my hair. I have always been the ‘friend’ no guys ever see me as sexy. It sucks.
I’m the male equivalent, it seems most women want arrogance as their top trait. *sigh*
Hehe GV, do you look stereotypically Irish? Because if you do, I have this one friend who is CRAZY for guys with red hair. She about swoons over Rupert Grint when she watches a Harry Potter movie. I’ll introduce you sometime!
GV that is exactly what my hubby used to say….before we got together!
What?! You must be joking. From what I recall of your picture, you are way up there on the “hawtness” scale.
I kinda agree with Jimbo. I don’t like girls with heavy makeup, or ones that look like a supermodel. What I am most attracted to is a smart, well-adjusted, laid-back girl that has more of a pretty “girl-next-door” kinda look. Somebody that is comfortable in their own skin without being overbearing or cocky. Girls that are super-attractive are too-often overconfident and borderline obnoxious. They are used to being showered with attention.
GRRRR foiled by the “C” word. repost:
@WIK: What?! You must be joking. From what I recall of your picture, you are way up there on the “hawtness” scale.
I kinda agree with Jimbo. I don’t like girls with heavy makeup, or ones that look like a supermodel. What I am most attracted to is a smart, well-adjusted, laid-back girl that has more of a pretty “girl-next-door” kinda look. Somebody that is comfortable in their own skin without being overbearing or c0cky. Girls that are super-attractive are too-often overconfident and borderline obnoxious. They are used to being showered with attention.
Yeah. What they said. ‘Specially ’bout you, WIK
Darn, she left before reading that. :/
*squeezes WN*
How’s it going?
Sorry, just boring brown hair and gray eyes! Plus I got a beard recently, just to try it out!
It’s going.
‘Bout all that can be said about it.
But it COULD be worse
You?
I’m with the guys here. I saw most of your pictures, and I must say that I was impressed with everyone. Not only were the ladies of failblog cute, but intelligent looking and that isn’t something that can be faked.
GINGER!!!1!!ONEELEVEN!!!ELEVEN111ONE!!
.
Sorry, been watching to much South Park lately.
:monkey:
I don’t like this cute, beautiful, and hot distinction. If a woman meets your chief criteria of being witty and playful, what matters her physical beauty? Being comfortable in your own skin matters for the very beautiful as much as it does the plain.
I think men too often confuse confident with overbearing, and are too easily intimidated and threatened by women that are self-assured. Confident women are sexy as hell.
Well said Admiral!
@Admiral: subtle but important distinctions. Agreed. Often, physical attraction is what starts things off, but in the blogosphere the reverse is true.
*squeeze*
You are so sweet when you get aggravated!
Brewski and WN! I e-love you guys ♥
Hey, we didn’t get to see WN on show your face day.
I don’t like ‘cute’. I am small statured and people always feel like they want to say I am cute. Cure reminds me of a little girl holding a doll while enjoying a lollipop.
Cure does remind me of small child. Cute on the other hand makes me think of small fuzzy animals; kittens, bunnies and puppies for example.
When I first got called “cute” back in high school, I reacted the same way. Then I learned it was meant as the highest compliment. I don’t mind “cute”, and personally use it somewhat interchangeably with “sexy” or “attractive”. Unless referring to a 6-year old.
Okay, maybe I just destroyed my argument.
I dunno, there’re some pretty attractive 6 year olds out there!
There are different versions of cute scuh as “cuuuuute” and “don’t be cute!”(cute = a smartass), it’s all in the way it’s said!
I’m the same way, Leila. Not particularly tall, and therefore despise being called “cute”, because it sounds condescending.
*slowwwwwly backs away from GV*
What’s wrong Leila? Too far?
Exactly Chan.
Just a little GV. I mean, it’s totally okay if you tell me that you are a 7 year old.
4 and 3/4 actually. I like older women!
Are you running after WIK? I think she left.
OMG!!! They are about to explode!!!!!!
*takes cover*
…and by that, I mean her massive boobs, NOT the men on FB.
*waits around to clean up the milk, i mean mess*
They aren’t that big, though they are certainly large.
They are only about a DD, and she is wearing a push up balconette, meh!
My back hurts for her.
*whispers
mine are H cup, let us not speak of her backache again!
*grimaces*
H … cup!!!??? Intentionally?
Naturally…..can’t afford the reduction, plus I kinda got used to the puppies!
Though my mothers DNA has a hell of a lot to answer for!
My sis-in-law just got the reduction. It was covered by her insurance. But it’s one hell of a recovery! It’s been a month and she’s still walking around holding her girls in pain.
Oooooooow!!!!
Much better to have someone available to help you hold them during the recovery period.
Nuuuu. I don’t like mine touched around that time of the month cuz they are so sensitive. You should touch while recovering. Ow! Ow!
K@ have you checked to see if your insurance can cover the reduction?
UK- NHS, they won’t do it, and my health insurance only covers non-elective stuff.
Bastards!
Awww.. *squeezes* I know your pain, sistah. Life would be so much simpler if you didn’t have to carry two watermelons everywhere you go.
You think they are DD’s? My money is on C’s, but what do I know I am only a guy.
I am a C and I don’t look like over inflated balloons.
But you’re probably not pushing them to hell like that.
I hate… Hate… Hate push up bras. I just love them just the way God intended them to be.
I don’t know, Leila. After having two babies, my girls could use all the help they can get.
The sponge-y gel-y thing inside them doesn’t bother you? I bought a pair from VS and I didn’t care for them at all. I like them without the foam too. Just plain actually.
*once again happy to be a member of the IBTC* one reason I wont wear push-up bras is that I believe in Truth In Advertising. (Also why I don’t dye my hair, wear make-up etc., I look the same in the morning as I did last night.
I’m with you Jules. They don’t look that big. She’s just smart enough to emphasize them.
I dunno if you need to be all that smart to know that most men will be distracted by breasts.
Any size?
Including man boobs?
Breasts are breasts right?
Just ask the dude on Avis’ Clicky yesterday
I banned myself from looking at Avis’ clickies (and so does my employer).
You know that saying, “there’s no such thing as bad pizza?” It largely applies to breasts as well. Though I have seen some pretty nasty funbags in my time…
I’m with Cloral – I’ve experienced small, medium, and large, and they are all delightful – especially when the person behind them is even more delightful
Actually I find breasts kinda boring. The face is the attractive part of the body for me!
Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
Pretty much. It’s because they’re reminded of their mothers according to Freud, at least I think it was him…
Yeah that was Freud.
I’m not a fan of Fraud and his lowest common denominator psychology.
Many of Freud’s theories have since been discredited. You have to remember though that he was one of the first people to actually try to understand the mentally unstable. Most people just wrote them off as nutcases that couldn’t be helped. He realized that for most people there was a reason they were having problems.
Yes
I don’t understand the appeal. But then again, after having two babies, I’m a little disillusioned about them.
I don’t have to deal with the down sides, so I still like them.
Don’t you understand men are just big babies. It just nature we want to suckle.
As far as any size, no I prefer A – B size. Something that I can fit my hand around.
The hubby always says it’s just a waste if there’s more than a handful!
Unfortunately there’s lots more than a handful…
…or a mouthful. : grin :
I sure you are quite a handful.
Teta que mano no cubre, no es teta sino ubre.
(“a tit that cannot be covered by a hand isn’t a tit but an udder”)
But:
Teta que no cubre mano, no es teta sino grano…
(“a tit that doesn’t fill a hand isn’t a tit but a pimple”)
And in Spain those boobs of hers would be a “B” cup at most.
Hm, so what physical feature is a man most attracted to?
I’ll take a stab…
1. Face/eyes
2. Behind
3. Chest (size not important tho)
4. Legs
All these are trumped by personality, however.
LIES!!!!
I think #3 is #1 for most men.
I think I am more of a
#1
or
#4
Depends what I spot first.
That’s just because men are more easily caught looking at #3, Leila!!
Oh sorry, your eyes are up there.
Personality is specifically the most important thing. Pretty girls are a dime a dozen. A cute girl with a razor wit, a friendly disposition, and any semblance of sanity is what I’m looking for.
I would have thought you were planning to marry within the FailBlog, but then I saw that thing about a semblance of sanity. Well, we’re all elminiated!
#1… the eyes. That is the only thing that will get me to look twice. The rest of the body goes to hell as you get older anyway, but the eyes are always the same.
I need a girl with some sanity because I don’t have any myself. Someone needs some in the relationship.
It’s okay…I went to a paint store and the kid had a full conversation with my girls. I was just there for company.
I feel the same way. When I take my puppy to the pet store. All the girls just want to pet and cuddle him and never pay attention to me.
For me it’s:
1. smile
I can be attracted to so many body types that it’s hard to categorize beyond that. A woman can be absolutely stunning, but if she’s unwilling to take a moment to return a smile, meh.
less interested in #2 and #3 but a good personality can forgive a lot!
So what is the list for women? What do they look at first on a man? For me it’s:
1. Eyes/Face
2. Butt
3. Shoulders
4. Legs
5. Bulge in pants?
1. Abs!
1. mouth/teeth (very important)
I think I’m:
1. Face/eyes
2. Shoulders
3. Hands
4. Butt
I think, though, that I really only notice the butt if it’s exceptional one way or the other – nice and firm or nonexistant.
*scratches non-existant butt with his ugly hands*
*shrugs small shoulders*
*pokes in rotten teeth*
What makes shoulders look good/bad?
I like broad, slightly muscular shoulders, but I’m definitely not into bodybuilders.
Hands? Mouth/teeth?
Huh. That’s a surprise.
for me it is
1. Personality
2. Eyes
3. Tattoos
4. Hair
and you can tell by my ex’s- body is NOT an issue!
I am:
1. Lips/teeth/breath
2. Eyes
3. Shoulders
4. Abs but they don’t have to be rock hard. I just don’t want a beer belly.
It shouldn’t be surprising. I look for signs of good hygiene. If you can’t keep your teeth and hair and hands clean, I really don’t want to see what it looks like down there. :/
I ♥ a tattooed man. mmmmm… *swoon*
*Shows off his new adhesive tattoo he got for fifty cents to KatzVonD*
*runs after and tackles Qwaz*
*smooch!*
Why hello there. Have you seen my… Tattoo of Awesomeness? It’s a dinosaur!
Manscaped men are hot too. : grin :
*is off to buy lawnmower*
Massive? Sheltered person alert! They are just pressed together with a bra that’s too small.
The pencil and glasses make her look intelligen…..ital
*drools*
*gives granny shamwow*
Maybe you should stay away from the fluffy pillows today granny.
*whines*
what about fleshy ones?
I’m worried we’ll all be having that problem this morning. The cuddle puddle could get a little carried away. My money is on Granny getting arrested first.
My money is always on Granny getting arrested first.
woo hoo!
I looooove pigs!
OINK OINK!!!
OINK OINK!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I love it when you oink at me
*goes weak at the knees*
*blush*
*POUNCES granny*
Can’t…look…
….but…….I…can’t…turn…away….
You can join in if you want.
Not real sure if this is good time to mention this, but … a boar’s oRgasm can last from 10-30 minutes.
…just sayin’ …
Experience?
I’m staying the hell away from this one – I really don’t want to know.
Lucky pig!!!!
And a bore’s orgasm lasts… whoops, it’s already over.
It’s like one of those mystic-eye illusions. If you look at the picture in a certain way you can find a pencil, book, arrow, and the word FAIL, hidden within the image.
I was blown away the first time I got it to work.
Also – there are boobies.
Today of all days…where is Boobie?
Pencil WIN!!!!
Your name is missing an ‘o’.
*inserts ‘o’*
Bobo?
Also, this is a perfect chance for me to say one of my favorite phrases:
Pencil Cleavage!
Why is it a reading fail? She can read upside down, I do that sometimes…unless…
She is talented if she can read upside down.
Is it just me, or is she wearing a lot of blush?
Can she do other things upside down?
It’s her other talent K@.
Part bat?
Vertical 69?
Vertical 69???
*add to to-do list*
Well be careful with that one. All the blood rush to my wife’s head and she got really dizzy afterwards.
Sounds like a plus.
Sign of a job well done?
you realize girls actually go on this website.
I am one…..so yes
It’s not hard to read upside down…
True. But I hate it when all the blood rushes to my head. The words get blurry.
¡dooɟ ‘uʍop ǝpısdn ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ uɹnʇ noʎ ʎɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ
I read good.
I am edumacated…cuz I reed good to.
I wear glasses therefour I am S.M.R.T.
Way to use those kidneys Katz
*says this while pointing at head*
Me am also edumacated in the ways of reedin. Catched me some good fishes with me skillz, I did.
Ah’m so smrt I put the pensul led in my mouth!
Ah is smart football player. For football, I’s use mah helmut (touches shoulders) and mah shouldamapads! (touches head)
The amount of win in her chest makes up for the fail of the book.
*using his best Monty Python impersonation*
It’s only a model.
See how all the men are acting here? It’s sad that a woman has to go under the knife just to get attention. It sucks for the naturally beautiful. : sad face :
Pretend you are a librarian. The attention will be all yours.
I don’t need to pretend. I have a brain – that’s what I like to use and not my body parts.
LIES
Plus the real bonus is Leila doesn’t realise how beautiful she is- making her even more stunning!
I try to access the brain via cavities
Any luck granny?
not yet!
I’ll keep trying though
aaaaaaaaaw. *blush*
*squeeze*
*squeeze* …well you are!
You are too kind. : grin :
A rose pales in comparison to Leila’s lily.
*snork*
You guys are making my day. Like K@ and Ms B, I am having a bad day. *sigh* Wish it was the weekend.
It’s my Friday today… I’m loving it so far.
I am jealous aiki. Take me with you.
Try to be positive Leila.
…
Sure Happy It’s Thursday.
You are right ZA. It’ is yet another beautiful day!!
*looks at the brighter things in life*
S
H
I
T
.
.
♫
For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin – give the audience a grin
Enjoy it – it’s your last chance anyhow.
.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
.
Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ‘em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
.
And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…
♫
I didn’t want to imply you haven’t got brain, sorry if it came across like that. English is not my native language, but I’m trying to express myself correctly – and to understand correctly.
UG UG
*braciates*
*throws faeces*
Not ook?
Would you like a bag of Peanuts?
ooooh!
*sit and begs*
*gives peanuts, avoiding faeces*
hey! there’s corn in these peanuts!
*nom nom nom*
All the men? What about Arth… oh wait he’s not here….*sighs*
What? Don’t disturb me!
*collapses the horse*
BTW – I thought it’s kinda funny how some of the ladies here are acting. I won’t mention names!
*stops acting*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
So do you think we (and by we I mean me) are acting a bit jealous?
The penis fails aren’t usually of actual penises, though.
We have plenty of fails showing men being incredibly stupid while showing off or that otherwise imply that men are inherently violent. That’s more the equivalent here for me. It’s not the boobs…it’s the stereotype that women can’t be sexy and smart.
I know I’m preaching to the choir here. Most of the men on Failblog know all too well that smart is sexy.
*admires the Admiral’s frontal lobes*
*winks seductively*
*admires Brewski’s can-do spirit*
*squeeze*
May I butt in or is this another pun-run? : grin : In which case, I have ruined it.
Eh, I never got the big appeal of boobs. Nor do I care for women who attempt to live up to some bizarre beauty standards and gender stereotypes.
Another dumb blonde
Why do you say that? You hatin’ on Blondes? I don’t see any reason other than that…-looks at picture carfully- Oh…the book.
haha lol hahaha LOL thats a funny.
Barcode fail?
This fail made our day. . .
you refer to yourself in the plural?
which one of you liked it the most and why?
Oooh! Oooh! I like the one that wears the glasses all sexy like on the tip of his nose!
Well myself and the voices but I think Bart liked it the most. Hes just perveted like that.
does he sometimes make you do bad things?
sometimes. But we aren’t supposed to talk about it.
Sexy, nonetheless
I could ‘Read’ that ‘Book’ For a very long time.
cleavage win imo
*slaps the glasses off the model’s face*
If the book was right side up, I wouldn’t care, but this kinda thing pisses me off. Why promote the idea that women are stupid? Too many men think that way already.
Okay… I’m better now. Just needed to get that out.
I am with you Katz. Yet another photo objectifying women.
But they’re such beautiful objects!!
*ducks and runs*
*throws potatoes at Brewski as he flees*
*retrieves potatos from Moomin and vicar puts in potato shooting gun and fires @ Brewski*
It’s ok Katz, I hate Broskies because they make all guys look like assholes. Most of us understand the difference between a real, truly attractive woman whom we could talk to for more than say, 30 seconds; and a girl with nothing going for her but a push up bra. That being said, I can’t resist the jokes.
Hopefully my comment gets through moderation quickly
It’s a difficult phase for a young comment.
Yes, every other word starts changing to boldface, and asterisks start popping up. It’s a very awkward time.
She was trying to looks smart but failed. So she isn’t trying to make people think women are stupid (/promote the idea) She just communicated that point horribly. Aside from the fact that this is a model shoot. (Attempted one)
BBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, all right. As long as you don’t spoil your supper. Nice one granny.
Is it sad that I know what that book is? That’s a book on constitutional law and I used it in a class this previous semester.
you can read bar codes!!!!!??????
upside down!!!!!??????
What did you use it for?
Ordering drinks at the bar. Duuuh! Silly granny!
Dont’ feel bad, I knew as well – the Thomson West logo gave it away…damn
Tit Win!
Tit for tat.
With the True ad on this page, I see dueling cleavage. Definite WIN!!
It’s probably a porn… So who cares xD
There’s no way it’s anything else, and it’s painfully obvious.
yeah, I agree
*sigh*
This fail is bringing out all the pervs.
Hey! I’ve been here longer than you!
Well, some pervs are always welcome!
*squeeze*
*squeezes Ms B*
*looks at her ass in the mirror*
*looks at own ass in mirror*
Does this robe make my butt look big?
No. It is big.
*pinches Brewski’s and Arthur’s butts*
♪ Boys, you look good
Won’t you back that @$$ up
You’s a big fine man
Back that @$$ up ♪
*snork* You sang that bassackwords!
Yes sadly it is :/ *is a girl*
We need to have a good talk with FB.
Come on – we had a gazillion penis fails and now there’s one fail with boobs.
It is a kind of refreshing change.
I missed the gazillion penis fails???? What the heck? I’ve only seen the pea-ness fail thus far.
Lots of pictures of what resemble penises, but first actual viewing of boobs, and now the women get on our cases.
*boops Emp’s nose*
We’re just teasin’ ya!
As always? Wait a minute, remembers yesterday’s parenting fail. Looks like we got some frat boys that are submitting fails now. The boob action is up 73%. Not counting Dragon and Ms B’s shimmies.
I think we would feel hurt if you didn’t look at the boobies.
*considers comment for a little while*
At least I gave her the benefit of the doubt for a second. I said oh, she might be smart, then I saw the arrow. “Faith -> Window”
Speaking of Boobie, where is she? This is the perfect fail for her.
Boobie is a … SHE?????
How did you not know that?
I don’t know.
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don’t know
We don’t know.
~ the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld
The idea of a manboobie is easier for you to !magine?
I am just so confused… *goes to lay down*
This fail is just not a good one for you is it, Leila?
@ least two WINS in this pic.
T’wins?
T’wat did you say?
I’m sure no one else cares, but I’m wondering how this one made it to the G-rated only section. Fail blog failed – haha.
What? She wears clothes, doesn’t she? Besides, what would be so bad about nude boobs? I think half of this planet’s population has them.
Seriously, even babies like nude boobies.
There is only a short period in life where boobs don’t matter. Age 1 to …hmmm… 12 or so. Maybe again when you’re 70, don’t know about that.
Beg to differ, have a 4 year old son who when hugged by his flat-chested aunt, said that she just wasn’t comfortable to hug. Boobs are ALWAYS important.
*SQUEEZE*
Hehehe, I stand corrected.
*squeeze*
BTW – I’m actually searching for a Arthur – Jack Johnson, that is – shirt. And surprise: I found some. Expensive, but I’ll buy it.
Really? where? I would buy it too. I really should make them huh? Get some iron-on transfer paper. It’s pretty easy to make.
Some American shops I found on ebay. Shipping costs a lot… Yes, you should. I thought I could to my own, but I until now I couldn’t find a high-res photo.
*Rushes to Staples to buy iron on transfer paper, then off to get T shirts.*
Grrr. I have to leave for the day, most probably the week. Have fun all *SQUEEZE*’s all around.
Bye, WIK! We’ll miss you! *Squeeze*
Bye! When’s my shirt coming? *squeeze*
I did not know that clevage wasn’t g-rated???
with tits like that, who cares if she can read.
Congrats to the contributor who was able to look below the boobs and notice the book was upside down. Your brain is in your big head and not your little head.
Is it sad that I recognized the publisher logo before I even realized there were bewbs in that pic?
This would have been good if it was not staged.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HER BREASTS
Breasts?
NO. AND YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU TOOK THE TIME TO READ ANY OF THE COMMENTS.
What?
So how do you get the tiny writing?
pre
Whisper.
(pre)Type here(/pre)
Taking two sides to every story to a whole new level.
Hey! Come over here Emp. Where the hell have you been?
Well, I can go wherever you need me. (Oh I got a funny Home Depot story in a while)
*still waiting for the funny story*
*about to grow gray hairs and get wrinkles*
*sigh*
How much longer?
*Sits quietly and waits because ghosts can do that*
*decomposes a little more waiting*
LEILA!!
LYCAN!!!!!!
Why are we yelling?
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*pops in*
grrr. only 38 WPM need to practice more.
This actually appears to be a Grade-School work book..
Titled ‘How to appear smart’.
She passes in the style department, but actual execution she gets an “F” for Fail.
Or a Double-D for DOUBLE-DAMN!
But i personally grade her B for effort. but alas’ the work isn’t that great.
This is so lame!! Please!
Boobies!
*sniff sniff* Smell that? It’s a stale fail! This is a really old picture.
*singsongy voice*
Still funny!
*boops doan’s nose*
*Points at doan*
You got booped!
*Runs to not fall boopy victim*
Quaz it is inevitable.
*grabs quaz and hold his arms behind his back ready for a booping*
*boops Emp’s nose*
*skips off whistling*
*Feels triumphant… and lucky.*
*Walks to nearest convenience store for lottery ticket*
Can you buy me a juice? plzz
Sure why not?
She is not even close to being pretty like the women on failblog.
thats a cleavage……
Took me a minute to notice the book was upside down. I was too busy staring at the boobage. If you noticed the book first — you’re gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. I ‘m just sayin…
Then why are you saying what just needs to be siad about the spoken opinions of your thoughs.
The faliens are gonna come get you…
Or you could be a girl that saw the UPC….
Maybe she’s checking the answer to some exercise in the book (that looks a lot like a school book).
No.
No.
She is not.
The answers wouldn’t be in the middle of the book.
They might be if you were trying to hide them. EVERYONE looks toward the back of the book for the answers!
In my exercise book, they were at the end of each chapter. So they could be in the middle of the book.
yummy
Those don’t look like the kind that would provide refreshment. Just a thought.
“These breasts are for display purpose only. Display model not actually functional.”
*RIGL*
She looks fully functional to me.
As opposed to… did you have someone in mind? Also no I am not a possibility.
Where is Fuzzi, that knuckleheaded bigot?
pre testing/pre
WAAH!
*turns book over*
Greater than and Less than symbols. Try those around the pre.
TESTIES:
ALSO TESTIES:
Whoo! I can now make jokes otherwise unavailable to me!
Yay! Avis is awesome!!
Noe I’m having a reading fail!
tits win
No, tit’s a fail.
Cleavage WIN!
or
You’re GAY if the first thing you noticed is the book being upside down – even with the arrow.
Why? Can homosexuals not see cleavage?
Obviously not, GV.
He saw it, Didn’t he?
Yes, of course, because men all have to be exactly the same.
This reminds me of an ad I saw not too long ago. These guys at a construction site are drinking smoothies, and they get up to go to the bathroom. They walk past this guy who’s eating a giant plate of fried chicken, who says, “Where are you ladies going?” The ad was for the giant plate of fried chicken, naturally. So, I thought, is this what it means to be a man? To eat ridiculously oversized portions of fatty food and die of a heart attack at age 50? Well in that case, society can call me a homo or whatever the heck it wants, I’ll make decisions for myself, thankyouverymuch.
PS: The first thing I noticed in the picture was the cleavage.
DAMM… I was just kidding, y’all. I’m not gay, but the first thing I noticed was the arrow!
2H?
4H?
H2O
Considering this fail, the next one should be the product fail from the vote page. To keep the theme going.
It took me ages to find the fail there! Even with the arrow!
*still looking for 9 dolphins*
probally familly of George W. Bush
budum- CHEE!
buba® thinks she unfortunatly has eyes mounted upside down, so she has to rotate the book for reading.
wow…first i look this women,my think became fresh
I started having fresh thoughts too, if you know what I mean.
I failed to find the book on the picture for about 7 seconds and I am a heterosexual woman… Damn it!
Umm… I think it’s fake. The picture.
W O W H O T C L E A V A G E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Busty Sex teacher? Trying to look clever?
This photo makes me not want to read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in public. The cover on my copy is upside down. Mind you, it’s a hard back so you need to be a bit more observant to notice that it’s upside down.
wheres the fail? i only see a win
i like these big boobs
btw: i cant read….
so smart she reads upside down
Scary how this has “666 votes” O_o lol
boooooooooooooooobbbbbbies
I’d still tap it
I’d hit it
AND DO DOUBLE DAMAGE!
DOT DORG!
I’m sorry, what’s the fail again? I can’t stop staring at her tits…
Is it cold in here or is it just her?
Boobs :X
I love boobs…er no I meant books. I love books.
My what a big book she has. Um why are her breasts staring at my eyes? Not that I’m complaining…
I don’t think people care too much about the boobs… I mean book.
she’s hot.
Took me some time to find the fail, I could only look at her cleavage O.O
In all honesty I can’t think of what I would rather stick in between those boobs. Either my tongue or my dick. Aw hell why not stick both in betwenn?
why not save the trouble and stick your dick on your tongue? that way, no boobs get harmed.
That’s the dumbest idea I have ever heard. The boobs will be just fine.
You can do that?!? Why would you even want to?!
yeah yeah i know whut you mean hey dude i got a great clip for u!google 2 grls one cup enjoy ;-D
Staged.
Did someone say soapy tit wank…?
This is a win for hot chicks with big tits, and another fail for ugly women with small breasts
I would love to be the pencil…..err
I mean..
Boobs win!
Awww, she thinks she’s people.
That’s a very low neckline…
Jesus some people seriously need to get laid once in a while
ahhahaha stupid bitch!!!
book? i see boobies
uh……still drooling here
it’s obviously staged…
this is obviously a picture where the girl was trying to look hot and smart at the same time. obviously a fail.
Thank you for explaining this. I was having problems working out was going on, but thanks to your concise summary of the situation I now can fully appreciate this post.
Thanks again
wow…
Totally a WIN. These tits are awesome!!! Who cares if she can read?
Amazing glasses!
Haha, stupid girl.
sounds like a bunch of garbage.
everytime we get over blond jokes , another one proves it
Anyone who insults that chick’s intelligence is obviously an ugly bitch who is jealous because she lacks boobs.
Anyway, I’d tap that.
FAP FAP FAP FAP ….
silicon bounces back when tapped, wally.
TYPICAL DUMB BLONDE
agreed
disagreed
antidisagreed
The point of a girl like this is not to be clever, smart, or anything else except for sexually arousing.
toyal agreed!
somehow, i don’t think her ability to read was high in the list of criteria for suitability to pose for this picture – more like her ability to say something like, “oh this pohotocopier isn’t working, i better call someone”
Enter repairman, and Chicka Bow Wow…
I think I saw the porno this still is taken from. She was not ‘really’ reading the book. It was a prop to keep her occupied a few seconds before her co-stars appeared for the action scene.
The name of the book is ‘Brown Chicken, Brown Cow’
Hey, it might be one of them rare upside-down books.
Wonder if the finder of this fail is gay or woman… I had a hard time to find the fail… Even with the arrow, eyes were tracking in the other direction…
Fail is due to not-clever girl trying to look clever by being studious and having glasses on, but having book upside down.
I think most of the fail, though, is that most of the comments here are “OMG SO HOT OMG OMG” at an ordinary girl with fake blonde hair and breasts PRESSED together so close you’d think it was two balloons having it off!
Also, I am a bi girl. So am happy to look at hot girls sometimes. But it seems that men really do just look ANYWHERE for them for the sake of it. Sewiously, 99% of the internet is pron. Go there!
I think what we have here is some jealousy from a ‘bi-girl’ who wished she was being looked at by men, but has had to become a les because she was too ugly for a man to enjoy.
Argh posted this in the wrong fail!
“There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat.”
…old picture!
OK, I’ve looked at this picture for a couple minutes now… I still don’t see anything wrong. They’re perfectly round!
She must be pretty smart, I can’t read upside down.
what can i say? blonde people are stupid and they’re born that way.
why does it seem like the bigger the cleavge the smaller the brain. Maybe, she was trying to seem smart to atract a guy and then FAILED!
Fake!!!!!! those tits are soooooooooo fake.
I’d say Push-Up Bra… WIN!
hahah of course shes blonde
I noticed the book. But then, I like *smart* girls. xD
theres a book there??
i dont care that she is holding it upside down,just look at here tits…..
eventually she’ll figure out that the pictures are upside down…
Fuuk, you have to be pretty smart to read a book upside down, it’s tricky as what!
WOW!!!
TITS READ
who cares if she is stupid… have a look at that rack!!!
Great set of tits right there.
dunno if i would call it a fail, some people does actually read better with a book upside down…
fail blog is really starting to annoy me by not posting FAILS. this is an obviously staged picture. she is pretending to be a dumb blond who wouldn’t notice whether the book was upside or not. the real fail is that fail blog actually posted this. lame.
looks like win to me. i agree with samantha, this is a staged- just to get a funny picture.
For the life of me, I can’t see anything wrong in this picture
Nelta is right, both of my sisters struggled with Dyslexia as children, and the only way they could read was if the book was upside-down.
She may be looking at a picture or graph that you have to look at upside down.
at least shes hot, that makes up for it
And now for the punchline…She still passed the class! Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
WIN!?!??!
Don’t you think the concept could of been “Dumb blonde”? Hence the book being upside down. Let’s not be to quick to label it fail
its a cleavage win if u ask me xD
you know, i dont see any book OR pencil. i see places for me to put my penis in and between…
If you knew a first glance that the book was upside down, then you are either female or gay!!!!
The rest of us know what to really look at!
to put it frankly, no guy is really looking at the book….
YOUR SITE IS SHITTY NOW. Hope that helps.
It may be a reading fail, but it is a cleavage win.
just sad
its sad how many of u r wasting ur lidfe away
and now 1 of u guys is gunna insult me to make urself feel better
Who’s wasting their life away (apart from you)? We’re socialising.
NERDS!
comment directly at most of the comments in here comments,
It’s just a fail pic with a hot chick and some of you post comments about philosophy, grammar, anatomy, or other shit.
hey at least shes hot
The upside down book is the second thing that I noticed…
Actually, I’ve had to do that with a few examples of bookbinding fail…
Nothing like your textbook coming with pages (or even the cover) upside-down to make class more interesting!
(Though I admit to having — with a book which came with a lose cover — having done it on purpose, just to see people’s reactions…)
WHAT BOOOK?
I Jjust can see…..BOOOOOOBS!! (*)(*) x)
ahh another fine example of a dumb brunette posing as blond, giving real blonds their bad rep.
Titty WIN!!
For the love of god people, the book isn’t upside down.
The book is REVERSED.
No one right justifies columns, and the numbers are below the barcode, just like they should be. The real fail here is that people think it is a fail.
Rooster is almost right (or maybe is exactly right but didn’t explain it clearly)
the image itself was reversed, not the book, basseman.
so this is actually failblog fail.
and extra fail for the hundreds of commentators who didn’t notice — because they were distracted by her boobs.
ehmm… “The Rooster” try to reverse a book, without turning it upside down.. to get it that way. they had to misprint it. MY english ain´t that good but i think you get the point, if you would read it.
No, no. I think WIN.
a classic dumb blond
nice boobs now all you need is a brain
not really funny
I recall having a couple of GCSE Maths and Science textbooks that had the cover bound the upside down.
As a guy, if i point out that she also has the pencil the wrong way around, is that bad for me?
Who cares about the book?
twang
Admit it, you dont noticed the book first.
I noticed the book first. Just saying.
I bet she still passed the course!
Whoopee for more female exploitation and stupidity.
she doesnt need to know how to read.
I was just turning upside down for the answers?
or trying to look smart and failing.
american loosers
she has nice tits
If you want to act smart first you have to read (or pretend to read) the book right-side up.
who boobs give her the win
ny bad i ment to say her boobs gave her the win
She May HOT But She An’t To Bright
She May HOT But She An’t Too Bright
Nice try you can’t hide the stupidity…you never could.
Hey I see 2 D’s and an F
Reading fail…. viewer WIN!!!
I think this fail was made on purpose and someone wanted to post a fail on failblog but the girl wanted to look hot so see uncovered her boobs a bit
Lol, with boobs that big, you don’t have to know how to read. XD
it might be a book with the awnsers printed on upside down! sorry im just definding girls with glasses!
shes hot
she must be naturraly blonde
She must be in a porn, that’s what she is …
so i guess dat dis bitch waz trying 2 look all hot but den ended up lookin like a dumbass wit hur brains in hur boobs…haha!!!
being hot win!!!
how about NOT?
a dumb blond witout a brain is a TOTAL fail…although u wudnt be paying attention to dat uder den hur boobs…=/
FAIL I T TOOK ME 4 MINUTES TO NOTICE THE BOOK EVEN WITH THE ARROW
very sexy
My new favorite picture….
Haha smart blonde?
I know her. The photo was actually taken that way intentionally.
hi everyone! thats me in the pic, and the book was SUPPOSED to be turned upside down.. we were trying to be funny!! oh well
and to ur bitter bitches, the glasses are real, the boobs are FABULOUS, and its a history book. Love yaaaaa
she’s not reading just practicing on the pencil
i love her boobs
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.