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Its been awhile.
Then asks questions later I guess.
Since you beat kids 1st?
Yes!
I was usually second or third sometimes not even in the top ten.
DON’T CLICK IT! IT’S A RICKROLL!
My guess is since he or she had a first post. Not that there is that much difference really.
Repost FAIL
No, that one was EAT THE. This was still obviously intentional, though.
poor kids?
Hand-some lot though, aren’t they?
They are a handful.
But handy to have around.
Hands down…
“SLAPS” would be more like it, if it leaves marks like that.
Bitch slap to be more specific. And judging form the hand spread. It was a bitch slap done Brooklyn style.
Whips. Should be “whips,” that way they’re nice and fluffy.
*Does the Cool Whip*
♫ Whip it! Whip it good!*
♫ ndnar-ndnar-ndnar-ndanr-dant* (cool Devo bass line)
♫ Craaack thaat whip! ♫
♫ Just beat it! ♪
You can sing it!
Second!
Thoid
hey, at least it wasn’t “rapes”
They only do that after the beating.
Only once Mr. Thummies comes out!
Of all the times not to have a 1st troll.
The license plate was.
They always FAIL you. Like when you steal a car from Texas and are trying to make it to California…all of a sudden sirens. GOD!!!
*Reaches for Uzi*
Save yourself some time. Cut through Mexico where it’s cheaper to pay off the cops than to buy bullets.
Crooked law enforcement 4tw!!!
That’s all the rage in LA.
*heehee*
*read that as “lawn enforcement”*
*wonders how much mower freedom is lost in that*
Nice to know they have priorities………
I like to change it up. Sometimes I beat the kids first, sometimes the wife. That way they never know what’s coming and they’re always on their best behavior.
(Morning everyone! Been a while!)
Morning, X! *huuuuug*
*squeeeeeze*
Just don’t beat the dog or kick the cat, that would be taking it too far.
(G’morning to you too.)
I would’ve left off the B.
That’s disturbing in more ways than one.
Naw, a cannibalistic way. I mean, Veal > Steak, so im assuming its the same way with people…
I believe the children are our future…
I see dinner in my near future.
But only the gifted ones…
(Morning everyone!)
šWε└∟ ƒ∞þ!
*hugsies!*
failblog.org/2008/10/13/license-plate-fail-2/
Joseph Fritzl has relations in Virginia?
*gets in line*
Hey? WTF? How come those kids get to be beaten first?
*Gets ready to spank ctulhu*
*Changes outfit first*
“Gets ready to spank Ctulhu”?
I don’t think Lovecraft ever anticipated such a line!
*changes name back to Czuhc*
*should’ve been CtHulhu anyway*
Identity changes or not get ready for the spank of your life.
*puts piece of wood in pants*
Show me what you got!
Don’t get me started about putting wood in your pants.
Let’s say we just stop here and mention nothing to nobody.
Well, I bet I could …. no, you’re right, czuhc. Mum’s the word.
They beat u
Check below – someone DID get that same vanity plate with Cthulhu on it – can’t remember if it was here, or somewhere else, that I saw it. I’ll try to do a net search for the pic of it I saw…
It’s “eat the”. I’m pretty sure it is on this site.
Hey spare the rod, spoil the child.
Use the rod, kebab the child?
Preheat grill, chop vegetables
Totally wrong in 2 ways.
Not her own, of course…
(VIRGINia)
lol that doesn’t look like a smile. I hate these new ones.
XD
I’m a bit peeved by the fact that
looks like 
It’s the only one that is an improvement on the old emoticon.
*hangs head in fail*
The kids might be red-headed orphans in which case the beatings might be well deserved.
I personally prefer the version of that plate where someone else in Virginia got it with “Cthulhu” as the custom text (can’t remember exactly if it was fully spelled out, or if they were limited to 6 letters and left out the second h)
Maybe czuhc has something to say.
I’m tentacl…tempted to say something, but I won’t.
*Resists urge to make Hentai reference in fear of BF’s wrath*
I only go into Hulk mode if there’s a reference to Japan.
Uh-oh…might want to change my avatar sometime…
No, no, not those kinds of references. Nasty ones like “Japan has only hentai” and stuff like that.
Like “Tokyo is the porn capital of the world” kind of remarks?
Uh oh! I guess we’ll have to nippon this thread in the butt.
AAAARGH!!!!!!!
*turns green*
*rips through clothes*
BONDFAN SMASH!!!
Or the “vocaburaly” fail on the voting page?
That’s perfectly fine. I fine those kinds of fails funny, but it does get a bit annoying when people greet me with “Herro”.
Or when people try to be funny and use a racist joke that doesn’t make sense aganist the Japanese but instead Arabs, like “Go blow up a tower”.
Are you part Japanese?
I’m half Japanese, and I was born in Japan.
Cool! Do you speak any Japanese? Do you keep up with the culture at all? I got very interested in the culture after reading some Manga.
I’m pretty fluent, and took my Japanese GCSEs this year. I do, and I go back every Summer/Winter holiday to catch up with what goes on in my country. I lurve manga, and frequently buy it.
Watashi no nihongo wa heta desu.
What manga do you read? Have you ever read Angel Densetsu (I think)?
Sore wa heta ni mienai kedo?!
I’ve heard of it, but I haven’t read it. I quite like action or funny manga.
What a coincidence! I think I’m turning Japanese.
It’s kind of all genres blended together, it had me in stitches at time though!
Xphile: Do think you’re turning Japanese, Do you really think so?
Domo Arigata, Mr. Roboto. Even my accent is good.
*wince*
Arigato, Xphile.
“mienai” wa eigo de douiu imi desu ka?
Sorry. I thought that’s what I wrote. It’s what I meant, anyway. Everyone should have telepathy.
““mienai” wa eigo de douiu imi desu ka?”
That would be “seem”.
…well, “doesn’t seem”, actually…
Thanks! I was wondering what it could have been as the rest of the sentence made sense without it!
Short for Herrohito?
*head exprodes*
*ror*
*spits coffee on keyboahd*
*hugs GBF and helps pick up pieces of his poor head*
What are you talking about? GBF’s head is rich in delicious brains!
Don’t say that loud enough for ZA to hear!
)
*squeezes GV twice* (I just found out about Patrica.
*hoards one of the ƒ∞þ-squeezes for comfort at a later date*
*shakes finger* Don’t tell me you don’t laugh inside when you listen to gaijin speaking japanese and they can’t pronounce the ‘r’s correctly!
…. Actually, yes, please tell me? I’m curious now =)
Baka Gaijin!
Discipline win!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sigsegv/40492213/
if possible, could the MOD that looks at the link above link the pic in?
IF the link never does show, it’s on flickr – search for it there.
Childcare win.
Seriously, that’s a win.
I believe the dude who bought the “beats” plate knew about the other inscriptions on the plate. Definetely a calculated win.
absolutely. 100% win.
I thought either Georgia or Louisianna does instead.
No, they’re second.
*crashes thru skylight*
*grabs “n”*
*ascends rope ladder that has been lowered thru skylight by waiting helicopter*
Coke Zero?
Cherry Coke?
Caffeine free diet Coke?
(Actually I was thinking of that ad: ‘The impossible made possible’)
Diet Vanilla Cherry Coke?
(I haven’t seen many commercials since I got a DVR. I didn’t catch the reference. Sorry.
)
*Shoots down helicopter*
*catches “n” bends it to a circle jumps on
motorcycle and rides hard and fast*
At least it follows age ierarchy
The red hand prints really add creepy touch to that.
Indeed
Shoot, why wait for them to be kids? Just start punching pregnant women in the stomach and get those kids in line before birth.
Reminds me of the Stephen Lynch song “For the Ladies” Check it out!
That song rocks. “When I tell you I love I will look you in the eye……”
“…as I gently slide the coat hanger up your thigh!”
I can’t check while I’m at work, but I believe he has a song about a “special” friend that cracks me up…ofcourse I feel guilty about it after.
*squeezes GV G’morning*
Special Ed?
*morning squeeze*
Total WIN!
i was going to make a comment about michael jackson and “beat it” , but i decline to as a matter of taste.
Was the comment that “bad”?
It could go either way, black or white.
…or black and blue?
It’s probably just as well, if slatfatf thought it wasn’t a Thriller.
How would he be able to look at “the man in the mirror” if he had?!
Ebony and ivory.
(That reminded me of Nightmare Before Xmas.)
♪ You’re so stupid, think now
I we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and green ♪
♪Kidnap the Sandy Claws, put him in a box!
Throw him in the ocean then let’s see if he talks!♪
… I hope I got that right… XD
“Hats off to the zebra,
He is black and white,
But he does not fight,
Because he’s not very good at it!”
I’m interested to see if anyone knows what that’s from.
Bill Bailey
That looks like a win to me
this is a repost
Oned for being win, likely was done on purpose
Bringing it back to this side of the big pond. This plate is
like the tufo plate……….I forgot what it was.
WIN
*adds N-DIXIE*
*gallops to next FB post*
Correting your children win
Spelling fail
http://www.greatvanityplates.com/eat-the-kids-first-vanity-plate/
Beat them and get them tender for eating.
I’m sorry, but this very clearly is a humor WIN. The only fail I see is that Virginia’s tagline for their license plates would so obviously open themselves to exploitation by those actually fluent in the English language.
Makes me glad I don’t live in Virginia.
Hilarious. We love VA!
I’m pretty sure this is a photoshopped version of a plate reading “EAT”.
No, I live in Virginia, and personal plates are super cheap ($10.00). I’ve seen all kinds of crazy plates.
click here and take it all out on our kids! All kinds of horrible combinations work!
https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/dmvnet/plate_purchase/select_plate.asp
this one enjoys this fail.
Finally, todays generation of children would benefit from a little beating.
i like the 2 little red hand prints thats how you know it was a good beating
Its actually the bloody hands of a kid trying to avoid being put in the trunk…
Someone in my neighborhood has this same plate design with “DINGO8″ as the tag number.
This person is my hero.
Those sad, bloody hand prints say it all
Lol.
At least they’re honest.
Bloody hand prints on your license plate; classy.
This is clearly a win.
so many people will abuse that liscence plate idea
I thought this was a win.
I thought the same!
they beat your mom too.
WOW what a HUGE comment thread. people have no lives…
Hilarious vanity plate WIN, you mean.
>“Hats off to the zebra,
>He is black and white,
>But he does not fight,
>Because he’s not very good at it!”
sounds like sokmething bill bailey would do, is it from “part troll”?
Fail? Shouldn’t that be a win?
This is certainly a win, not a fail.
I almost crashed my car when I saw
Virginia
EATTHE
KidsFirst
I love the two red hand prints too, the go along with it great!!
Is this going to make David Letterman’s Top 10 List? Who decides on the top 10? Is there a committee? Ohh, the questions.
No no. Win!
haha, I’ve seen this car before.
This is a license plate WIN if i’ve ever seen one
…Genius!
I agree. This is a win! LOL.
*thinks of how to work the next win with a specialty license plate for his state*
Oh, yeah….this is a total WIN. DMV be damned! A-heh, heh…….
Oh great, it just HAD to be Virginia.
i agree. i live in virginia. this sucks. i dont even LIKE virginia. =p but come on people…… make this easier on me, it could have been ANY state. * if you move to a diffrent state, dont move to virginia, all you have is williamsburg, and washington d.c. , it’s cool at first…… kinda. then you get BORED.the only fun thing is busch gardens.if you go ride the griffon =]* ok enuff of my crap. =p
FAIL? Serious? That’s a WIN! Getting that one past the DMV is a true WIN.
That license plate belongs to a professor at my college, I would pass her car every day to class and laugh when i saw it.
At least it’s not “Kill the” kids first….. O_o
Virginia can beat your kids to the punch (pun intended).
Wooo!!! Yay Virginia!
Oh yes, win! That is freakin’ hilarious!!