Comments on: Rescue Fail

By: Disguested

Disguested — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:47:15 +0000

So when are we going to go back to a service that doesn’t force commercials on us? Is it really that profitable? It goes well beyond annoying (to the point that I watch just long enough to determine what’s being advertized and remove it, whatever it is, from my list of things I’m going to buy).

By: Mokushiroku

Mokushiroku — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:58:06 +0000

Jesus Dog strikes again!

By: nobrainer

nobrainer — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:07:53 +0000

Hey! MRN
Can’t you see that there is a dog walking besides the rescue mition over
trouble waters!!!!!!!!!
That’s is the irony. That is the stupid reality media gives to you.
Hello! anybody inside your head?

By: nobrainer

nobrainer — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:27:51 +0000

Ok.
They didn’t wanto to get their feet wet.
And…
The helmets and all the equipment?
What for?
Just to be in fashion? N N N N N O O O O O!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY WERE AVOIDING ANY POSSIBLE ALLIGATOR!!!!

By: frelincks

frelincks — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:27:43 +0000

Holy crap!!!!!!! A dog walking on water!!!

By: Jango

Jango — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:51:59 +0000

+1 for viddler – works way better in my reader too

By: Alfador

Alfador — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:17:30 +0000

That must be a huge dog to walk over the water level xD

By: dumbasses

dumbasses — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:49:53 +0000

The FAIL is that they are paddling when a daschund can walk in the water. There is no need for a tube. They could be walking. You dipshits. The news reporters weren’t laughing– the guy who was filming it was.

By: D man

D man — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:11:36 +0000

nah its just jesus dog so dont laugh

By: Dick

Dick — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:35:27 +0000

By: The Lord of the Cows

The Lord of the Cows — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:59:50 +0000

They were laughing at the idiots in helmets.

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:17:16 +0000

Obviously.

Actually Failblog, keep the videos on this site; I have embedded youtube videos blocked due to profiles lagging elsewhere… and I don’t want to turn adblock off…

By: Deltikon

Deltikon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:34:27 +0000

trillions of posts will be down here once i finish to reply you

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:00:49 +0000

And dog backwards is god. Ooooo

By: MiM

MiM — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:59:43 +0000

The dog can walk in water!! Miracle!!

lol

By: Gregory

Gregory — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:39:31 +0000

I didn’t know jesus had a dog.

By: Margaret

Margaret — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:47:32 +0000

OMG I live there 0.0

By: 5 eagles "enigma"

5 eagles "enigma" — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:32:36 +0000

Ummmm ya thanks Jimbo, what flavour?

By: slatfatf

slatfatf — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:35:51 +0000

everythings bigger in texas – even the dogs are the size of the loch ness monster!

By: slatfatf

slatfatf — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:33:52 +0000

“jesus it was scary, we were literaly inches from getting wet!!”

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:42:45 +0000

I bet you go to Supercuts … *snerk*

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:41:12 +0000

*bangheaddeskbangheaddesk*

^^*Bloggers*^^

*bukkithead*

*barf*

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:39:15 +0000

*a toast to my fabulous fellow Failboogers*

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:30:50 +0000

Wow, I’m glad Judy decided to come back. Thought she’d been carted off to Jailblog and we were gonna hafta Springer.

By: ♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ

♀nΣ šWε└∟ ♥ ƒ∞þ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:26:58 +0000

Gawwww…would you look at the size of that bug!!
AAAAAAAAAGHGGHGHHHHH! Watch out for the mandib…
*nothing left but a hank o’ hair an’ a piece o’ bone*

By: Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric.

Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:32:41 +0000

Whenever I can I spare you a passing glance. Needless to say I can spare alot of them.

By: Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric.

Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric. — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:32:02 +0000

Non con me.

By: Qwaz-- The Non-Sexist Ghost

Qwaz-- The Non-Sexist Ghost — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:48:31 +0000

Drive Safely!

By: Judy

Judy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:46:02 +0000

Taco Bell commercial just aired – bacon topped burrito covered with cheese and … bacon.
I’m thinking I’m hungry….
See ya, guys.

By: Qwaz-- The Non-Sexist Ghost

Qwaz-- The Non-Sexist Ghost — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:45:16 +0000

An Excellent joke. I shall use that at a party some day as an Ice Breaker. “Polar Bear” gets old after awhile.

By: Judy

Judy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:42:38 +0000

…who offers the badger today’s special – the tatertini.

By: Judy

Judy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:40:17 +0000

:kiss:

By: zach

zach — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:23:14 +0000

Aah! Terrible phrasing, bad clicky…
*starts rocking back and forth*

By: Loaf

Loaf — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:46:20 +0000

Aww. You’re just tryin to butter me up.

By: Bread

Bread — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:43:29 +0000

Look at the legs on that loaf!!!

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:57:10 +0000

… and right then he sneezes, accidentally pulling the trigger and firing a barrage of potato skins at the bartender …

By: wishfulspirit

wishfulspirit — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:51:06 +0000

Probably safer than walking. After a flood there’s all kinds of unsavory stuff in the water.

By: ZombieApocalypse

ZombieApocalypse — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:47:38 +0000

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

By: 5_eagles

5_eagles — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:51:49 +0000

Who is Patrica 2.0 Leila?

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:24:04 +0000

Children shouldn’t play with dead things.

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:21:27 +0000

It’s colorforms fun!

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:19:06 +0000

*Sneaks up behind Dragon*
Your halo is crooked.
*SQUEEZE*
*Player two has left the game*

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:12:28 +0000

Keep your chin up AA, I’ll wade bake into the punrun.
See Dragon, No need to cause a chryses by telling tales.
(That’s one deep water pun I sea up there)

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:10:52 +0000

*Checks*
You’re right, Avis is a ten in my book.

By: yussi ariefiyono

yussi ariefiyono — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:07:53 +0000

OMG hahahha… owned!

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:05:28 +0000

Doesn’t work for me, still no train.

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:02:20 +0000

I refuse to be manacled by this thread. . . Oh man I didn’t. . . damn it!

By: temporary platypus, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥

temporary platypus, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:59:14 +0000

*contemplates bread with legs* *shudders*

By: Master of the Obvious

Master of the Obvious — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:58:26 +0000

They’re using a boat with to navigate on something like 2 inches of water, as we can see as a dog is walking beside their boat. They could just WALK.

By: temporary platypus, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥

temporary platypus, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:57:23 +0000

LOL, that reads as bread, the kind to put in a toaster to make toast. the word you want is breed. *hands selfworm the bukkit* fill ‘er up