Comments on: Record Breaking Fail

By: xvideoshd

xvideoshd — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 11:43:09 +0000

Your site was very nice

By: ChristyKatz

ChristyKatz — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 05:19:15 +0000

Up to this point I thought everyone was arguing about that detective guy lol

But the “Cristovao” bit made me realize that it`s more likely the descoverer guy in the boat that found America

By: Librain

Librain — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:45:50 +0000

In the playground was where he spent most of his days…

By: Dude

Dude — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:32:12 +0000

I gotta check out this brochure
*eats a hamburger*

By: RicardoPT

RicardoPT — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:30:53 +0000

LMAO ! your mom must’ve told you a great bedtime story … now for the real history …

cristovão colombo was portuguese, working under the queen of spain’s influence …

Italian … kids these days will belive anything …

By: Cheeseball

Cheeseball — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:00:30 +0000

Also your date is wrong, or are you from the future?

By: Cheeseball

Cheeseball — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:58:52 +0000

Marie isn’t a boy’s name.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:40:18 +0000

classic!

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 26 May 2010 01:14:06 +0000

I think that was intentional. I do that sometimes as a joke myself.

By: Leafy Greens

Leafy Greens — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:48:20 +0000

Jesus was Jewish. religionfail?

By: TehVernon

TehVernon — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:27:52 +0000

Hellz naw! He wuz Suthern! Cristoferrr Cowlumbos!

By: poop

poop — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:37:10 +0000

dont worrie you are

By: Glidden

Glidden — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:22:50 +0000

2nd paragraph, towards the end. . . you spelled ‘the’ wrong.

fail.

sorry.

By: aaaaaaavvvvi

aaaaaaavvvvi — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:37:01 +0000

i think im gay can any 1 help me find out if i really am?

By: imlame

imlame — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:24:51 +0000

he was actually slovenian – krištof kolumb

By: Christine

Christine — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:57:28 +0000

we welcome you to teh webs too. lolz innocent ichc spelling!

By: Paquito

Paquito — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:22:54 +0000

OMG!!! Columbus was Portuguese, born and raised.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:39:35 +0000

I think you ALL FAIL!

By: andrew

andrew — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:32:39 +0000

hmm this seems cool xDD and btw ppl stressed about columbus he was italian and went to the spanish king for money and the king said no and the queen of spain paid for his trips and men

By: splayn

splayn — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:10:10 +0000

Aren’t you guys protected under the “Fair use” doctrine? I don’t think you even have to censor this.

By: SlyLoop

SlyLoop — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:22:13 +0000

Heh, I might go for this record. >:)

By: Alexander

Alexander — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:35:41 +0000

I applied to break this record! I submitted the following to bring to their attention a previous historical event has exceeded their current record’s number:
The Third Reich of Germany was well known for it’s premeditated murder of over 5 million Jews. Adolf Hitler stands prominently amongst the leaders of this terrorist organization as its figurehead. They accomplished this act of terrorism by a wide range of murder tactics(labor camps, execution, starvation, exposure, human experimentation, decapitation, target practice, weapons testing, burning alive, etc.) over the time period of year 1939 to the end of World War Two in 1945. This record is based on number of human lives extinguished in this single campaign of Jewish persecution. It was the Hatred of Jews by Adolf Hitler which was the primary motivation for these murders totaling approximately 5,752,400 Jewish peoples.
I recently saw a record on your website regarding the events of September 11, 2001 and the deaths of this terrorist act being the largest on record. After studying the definition of terrorism according to US law, which I quote, “(2) the term “terrorism” means premeditated, politically motivated violence perpetrated against noncombatant targets by subnational groups or clandestine agents;”(From U.S. Code Title 22, Ch.38, Para. 2656f(d)(2)). The actions of The Third Reich fulfill these requirements and their record far exceeds the record set by the events of September 11, 2009.

I feel kind of sick after submitting this letter.

By: Alexander

Alexander — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:46:56 +0000

You know, in order to break a record a Guinness Official must be present at the time of the record breaking or something like that. I guess if you have more corpses. Wouldn’t that make the official an accomplice? Well I guess an official count of the corpses would suffice for the rep to not have to be present during the actual execution of the record breaking. I guess if a person were to launch a WMD in an act of terror, they could easily decimate the Record. Wouldn’t Hitler’s Third Reich and their actions of fascism before and during WW2 constitute terrorism? I mean any kind of act of force or violence against a person or people who don’t agree with you could be considered an act of terrorism. The US law code defines terrorism as such:

United States Law Code – the law that governs the entire country – contains a definition of terrorism embedded in its requirement that Annual Country reports on Terrorism be submitted by the Secretary of State to Congress every year. (From U.S. Code Title 22, Ch.38, Para. 2656f(d)

(d) Definitions
As used in this section—
(1) the term “international terrorism” means terrorism involving citizens or the territory of more than 1 country;
(2) the term “terrorism” means premeditated, politically motivated violence perpetrated against noncombatant targets by subnational groups or clandestine agents;
(3) the term “terrorist group” means any group, or which has significant subgroups which practice, international terrorism;
(4) the terms “territory” and “territory of the country” mean the land, waters, and airspace of the country; and
(5) the terms “terrorist sanctuary” and “sanctuary” mean an area in the territory of the country—
(A) that is used by a terrorist or terrorist organization—
(i) to carry out terrorist activities, including training, fundraising, financing, and recruitment; or
(ii) as a transit point; and
(B) the government of which expressly consents to, or with knowledge, allows, tolerates, or disregards such use of its territory and is not subject to a determination under—
(i) section 2405(j)(1)(A) of the Appendix to title 50;
(ii) section 2371 (a) of this title; or
(iii) section 2780 (d) of this title.

I’m gonna break that record…How funny I made an observation that broke a record.

By: Some guy

Some guy — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:51:33 +0000

I for one don’t have a problem with people breaking records for killing people.

It’s just another way of turning themselves in.

By: chris

chris — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:36:41 +0000

a screen shot of this comment should be on failblog lulz

By: fatboy

fatboy — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:50:04 +0000

A former not An former!

Learn your english, please.

By: Jessiered

Jessiered — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:20:27 +0000

Scottish people? thats a bit harsh ain’t it!

By: =8)-DX

=8)-DX — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:42:06 +0000

Yeah sure, guys find any excuse to jump on a gal.. especially a sassy history-clever AP Euro studentette!

By: M

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:15:48 +0000

No way! He was Polish!
Krzysztofsz Kolumbszowski!

By: wakeskater17

wakeskater17 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:20:18 +0000

Cristofor Corumbus

By: wakeskater17

wakeskater17 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:18:21 +0000

wow, they were japanese

By: Anthony

Anthony — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:12:41 +0000

In regards to the trademark infringement… They are so WRONG. There is no copyright or trademark infringement what so ever. In order for there to be a trademark infringement, you would need to use a logo that was either their or something REALLY close for a product or service of a comparable nature. Your site could fall under reporting and news and the “press” has every right to use whatever logo (tm or not) they want in the reporting of any news worthy event…. fail or not. Tell em to F off!

By: letmecomment

letmecomment — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:45:12 +0000

shh

By: jakethedude

jakethedude — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:51:07 +0000

above

By: jakethedude

jakethedude — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:50:46 +0000

i would like to consider the comments below a staying on topic fail

By: Pwnage

Pwnage — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:45:11 +0000

I could still see the original at http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128903807809599463.jpg !

By: Mac

Mac — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:56:44 +0000

O SNAP!

Since I don’t have a legal department also, I would like to hire the guns at ICHCL (I Can Has Cheezburger Legal).
Their references to interwebs and RTFM are 2g for “traditional” legal firms.
And the legal team’s response is 133754uc3. \o/

Unfortunately, they have to legally defend their copyright, trademark, etc etc otherwise (under some laws) they lose it.

Doesn’t excuse them for being douches about it.
ICHCL – 1 v Others 0 \o/

By: sletje uit Nederland

sletje uit Nederland — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:59:01 +0000

Jews are the third oldest religion wich still exists and is known in the “civilised” world.

By: daisifugi

daisifugi — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:17:57 +0000

he was Romanian. Cristofor Columb

By: Mothy

Mothy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:42:10 +0000

Wow… I can’t figure which part was funnier… some of the comments or the actual FAIL.

By: Julia

Julia — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:17:21 +0000

That’s OK, not that it’s among my bookmarks anyway

By: Guinness World Rec.

Guinness World Rec. — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:37:08 +0000

Hello Julia ….. u r banned from our site MuhaHAHJAHAHDHahdsfhahahahaha

By: yourmom

yourmom — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:21:38 +0000

he’s a nazi you dumbass!!!!

By: Blast

Blast — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:46:37 +0000

I’m Portuguese!
Colombo was chosen by a Portuguese King to go explore the unknown parts of the Seas….

By: Julia

Julia — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:32:49 +0000

Does that mean that 9/11 record has been broken not once then?

By: Julia

Julia — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:30:12 +0000

I personally don’t see this as an encouragement in any way. “Break this record” is a default phrase, and, as I said, the 9/11 record may one day be broken, whether we or GWRL want it or not. GWRL may try and rephrase the message, to avoid upsetting people… but people can perhaps not take everything at face value. To me, this is one of those oxymorons out there, you can’t criticise everyone enough for linguistic mishaps.

@livewire – just for the record (sic!), eating better and exercising is not all. There’re so many sportsmen out there who died young, despite being fit.

I think what FailBlog is best doing is holding a readers’ competition to help the GWRL rephrase “Break the Record”. Or better else, to find and list all the pages that have an “inappropriate” “break the record” link. I suspect it’d go viral in nanosecond

By: livewire

livewire — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:20:25 +0000

The fail is the encouragement to “Break this Record!”, as if someone were to TRY to break it just for the sake of breaking it. GWRL is really its own worst enemy, here. If they don’t take down the “Break this Record!” link, I think they will only do themselves more harm than good.
The encouragement to “Break this Record” for something like lifespan could get people to eat better and exercise more, at least…

By: Nomble

Nomble — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:43:56 +0000

I LOVE YOU!

By: hen3

hen3 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:00:29 +0000

What complete failing azzholes!

By: Julia

Julia — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:47:17 +0000

Oh, sorry for raining on your parade