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Double the pleasure, double the fun.
mummy will be pleasured too, when she has killed dadddy ^^
OK, I’m dating myself, but does anybody else remember those adverts/advertisements?
Wrigleys Spearmint Gum, I believe.
♪ Double your pleasure! Double your fun! ♫
♪ That’s the statement of the great mint
in Doublemint gum! ♫
By the way, thanks for the earworm…
*Grumble*
You’re welcome!
*squeezes*
Parenting fail? More like Childhood WIN!!
hot lesbian dancers WIN!
WOOOOOOOOO
Oh man yes that’s a win, but the kid shouldn’t be there… Those women aren’t dressed properly…
I agree, To many clothes.
hahahahahaha
Yeah no duh. But that’s the humor
I agree! More fathers should teach their kids the glories of life!
agreed
Doublemint gum, sweetie.
*squeeze*
Yes, we’re both old.
actually, “Wrigley’s Spearmint and Doublemint gum”
*squeezes*
Whew! I’m not alone.
You’re not alone.
*Gives Brewski two, two, two mints in one*
We’re ALL alone when we die.
So very alone.
*Doublemint*
♫ Double your pleasure … ♫
♫ Double your fun … ♫
♫ With Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint Gum ♫
I do, Brewski.
*Looks for doublemint on ho shoe*
bless you
s-s-s-sNoRk! I think it’s swine flu from yesterday’s exposure.
*hands Jenny a Cuban cigar, just for the halibut*
oh, most certainly! I love those commercials. Have you seen the new ones?
I doubt it. I don’t have a TV. Well, I have a home theater (DVD/Bluray), but no broadcast/cable TV.
I always wondered if those commercials were deliberate innuendo.
Most commercials are deliberate innuendo. Have you ever gone to lunch with anyone from marketing?
Sex sells, baby!
Gametes, fertilization?
Nice play on words you conceived there!
Thanks, I was afraid this run would be ova before it started!
What, don’t uterus us to be able to pun about reproduction?
Our knowledge of puns will cervix well.
Though you all seem to be cunnilinguists, this masterdebate is ovum!
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
I think you mean,
“Sex makes baby!”
No, that would be alcohol.
Not if you drink before swallowing.
I don’t think swallowing will result in a baby. I’m just sayin’.
I dunno. I saw something about molar pregnancies on The Doctors last night.
And what would that be?
ectopic pregnancy?
The biggest mouth ever?
It’s a TV show, but that’s not important right now.
close but scarier. Just go with the pun and be happy.
*have I told you guys all this prego talk makes me nervous?*
Actually, there are a couple of people who work where I do that are likely the result of molar pregnancies.
But I digress.
I had a friend in middle school who thought she might be pregnant for swallowing….ah, the days of innocence
Uh oh. Are you thinking you have to add another “Close your eyes, Please” to your routine, Jenny?
Hold it, I’m an experienced authority on pregnancy.
*notices Jenny cringe*
And I’ve always been told the baby comes out where the seed goes in!
Note to self:
Watch out for Brewski’s earworms.
Did you know that McDonalds offers birth control now:
That’s pretty disturbing.
OMG WTF?! What is it??? Ewwww!!!
With doublefresh, doublemint gum!
c’mon you guys take it easy, the one on the is the mom
left
o.O I saw ur pic on a video of failblog in their youtube accont. Can u sign my t-shirt?
“Son this is what you should aspire to get in life”
Teaching them early about the birds and the bees.
parenting WIN, imo!
Hell yeah! That kid has an epic dad who is exposing him to the good stuff early.
when and mommy bird and another mommy bird love each other, they get certain urges
)
(Hey Jules, another failblogger asked me what you meant when you said;
“Hey Granny love your work in RL”
I have no idea and now I’m curious what RL is
real life?
Rectum Lubing?
that’s it!
Jules is Peter?
LOL!
Real life?
can’t be that
Running loose?
rimming large?
Rubber Labia
Rabbit Lover
Rotting Lips?
child-bearing hips?
*rampant lungesqueeze!*
*Rude Ladysqueeze!*
Rampaging Leprosy
Raunchy linguistics?
Rim lover!
Recreational Lip-syncing?
@ Fluffy: Your pun was funny yesterday, I’m afraid mine was not understood. The phrase was borrowed from the 50’s and 60’s American tuff guy who is complimented by his pals and wants to blow it off in a manly way. Sloppy tied in with the fail. Sorry I made you feel bad.
Oh you didn’t make me feel bad. I realized it was something I wasn’t getting. Sorry for disregarding it, and *squeezity!*
ROFL LOL’S?
When a mommy bird and another mommy bird have had too much tequila, they get certain urges. This usually results in stories and many one dollar bills…
rubber logging
That must have been a long time ago, because I am not sure in what context I said that.
Booes and bees.
and the satisfaction two bees get from watching two birds dance naked!
The baby looks amazed…
amazed is nothing, the guy in the yellow t-shirt looks stunned!
They all have smirks on their face. I wonder what this is supposed to be. Street pron?
*Nudges r past o*
Mornin Fluffy!
(wanted to avoid moderation, Boobie, but thanks).
not many of us do!
Hi Fluffy!
Look up above
*squeeze!*
*looks up*
Is that a teabag?
Are you being served?
Well, sure, he looks to be about 14 yo. He’ll be up all night after this.
Won’t somebody please think othe chafing…
*Gives Johan a chafing dish*
Will this help?
*gives Marius a stern(o) look*
I don’t think the application of heat is going to help him.
What? It’s for the cheese.
*Hides*
I wouldn’t say stunned. More like the biggest grin he’s ever had on his face.
Maybe they are just watching mommy work her stuff.
*picks up guitar to accompany performance*
*notices G-string is missing*
*points at GCF*
Can’t you finger it without the G string?
But things go smoother when you find the G-spot.
*starts playing “Row, row, row your boat” *
Another round, Brewski!
row row row your boat genitally down the stream
belt off trousers down isn’t life a scream
hey!
As the bishop said to the netball team.
*flogs the bishop*
*pawns the mitre*
*licks the vicar*
*pukes*
*Finds a potato*
Your’s GCF?
*accompanies Brewski on organ*
(y’know, the keyboard instrument – oh, you thought I meant…)
joins in on 6 fingered banjo.
*fires up squeezebox*
*bangs out a tune*
*squeals like a pig*
Who wants to play my flute?
only if it is pink!
I’d rather you strike my tambourine.
I am just here for the sax.
Maybe, but that’s a wood wind instrument too.
Careful there, Brewski. You’ll get a line as long as…well…um…it’ll be long
*rings Ms. B’s bell*
*blows someone elses horn*
*holds horn up*
Who wants to claim this thing?
My horn!
play me like a drum!
*tapes giant drumsticks*
Do you know where that thing has been?
Oh wait… 3-second rule.
its ok to eat if you drop your trousers for less than 3 seconds?
Ogrady puts the “fast” in breakfast.
*roffle!*
thts a win right there
Babies appreciate boobs.
BITTTTTYYYYY!!!!!
*shudders*
Eep!
*udders*
Slurp!
Full cream?
naturally, it fresher than the udders isn’t it?
Are you trying to milk these puns now?
your puns are so good you make me feel like a teat whenever i try to compare
You don’t lactose words, you just skim them into conversation. Silly Granny! :kiss:
I prefer heavy whipping.
*milksqueeze*
bye Jam, hope to see you tomorrow
Don’t be lait!
Ah, it’s so nice to see a father bonding with his child!
That is some quality guy time!
Afterwards, he took his son to the bar for a couple beers.
.. and they reminded themselves how much fun they had stalking the hot neighbor last week and video taping her date on Saturday.
Then they picked up an eight ball and a hooker, because Daddy wanted to show Jr. a good time on his seventh birthday. What a caring father.
Finally, something they can all agree on.
Reminds me of another video. Clickie.
♫It always seems to me that this whole world’s gone crazy. Too much hatin’ and killin’ goin’ on.
When I see the bare chest of a woman, my worries and my problems are all gone.
No one thinks of fightin’, when they see a topless girl.
Maybe if you, would show yours too, we could save the world.♫
(It’s on youtube, but not entirely SFW.)
Ha!
That’s great!
Everyone take off your shirts and save the World!
*takes off shirt*
Woooooooo!
Whoa! I’m suddenly into altruism!
*takes off pants*
Peace!!!!
Aack! Put ‘er back ON!
Isn’t it go commando day today?
Pfff…clothes! Who needs ‘em!
Hardly a high class establishment either, a pice of lino in a street, reminds me of our homely gutter!
K@, new avatar? Is that somebody’s wedding or something??
er yes- mine
Arthur wanted proof I was female, and I never changed it
That’s a great pic! Very cute outfits.
Thank you…It was a disturbingly silly day- as you can probably tell
*kicks e into piece*
*shoves reply to proper nesting*
dammit, thanks fluffy! *squeeze*
So, pardon me for being naive, but how is this a parenting fail? That kid is never gonna remember this. Maybe it’s a fail because he’s making the kid hungry?
This is exactly what I was thinking. It’s totally harmless. Bringing, say, a ten or twelve year old daughter, now that would be a fail.
He is doing a good job of illustrating the birds and the bees to his son.
I don’t think so, usually there needs to be a man in there somewhere…
Not if it’s show and tell.
He’s illustrating the birds to him.
Look at the Breastmeat on that chicken!
On that chick en’ that chick en’ … *quitting while ahead*
Super-thighs that Happy Meal!
AH HA! So that’s how you get milk to shake.
…to make buttercream?
Ok so its the birds and the bee’s and oh look some double D’s
♪ Why do birds suddenly appear ~every time~ you are near? ♪
Im not sure but I seriously have an issue with them dive bombing me. This isnt a troll statement its true unfortunately.
You should arm yourself with a water pistol!
He looks like a tourist who just stumbled upon this scene and doesn’t understand what’s going on.
Oh…he knows what is going on…he just doesn’t know why…
Stumbled right up to the front of the mosh pit..errr. I mean audience
No, if this was happening no guy in the audience would be moshing. For some reason you can’t mosh and wipe drool off your chin at the same time. The mechanics of the human body, strange….
*trys to mosh and wipe chin*
*bites finger off*
You are right Jimbo. Oww
No worries, I can take care of that finger.
*pulls out first aid kit*
*cloud of dust engulfs Jimbo and Jenny*
*strange mechanical and animal noises are heard.*
*dust settles*
There ya go, all better! Now where did I put that extra spleen…
Why does Jenny have 6 fingers on her left hand, and 4 on her right hand?
So she can play a wicked banjo.
Thanks! Wow my finger is great!
*scratches chin*
*my chin feels bigger and mushier*
Wow Thanks! My finger is perfect.
*scratches chin*
*finds missing spleen*
Oops… Guess I got a little carried away with the reflux girder. See my secretary, we’ll schedule a new procedure.
Oh he knows what is going on. His wish just came true.
Baby hungry…
Daddy horny…
Mommy busy! Come back later.
Hey that’s my line
Plumber is on the job!
Liquid plumber….!
No, I think he’s interested in using the snake!
if the river runs red take the dirt track
Good thing because I think his pipe is about to spring a leak.
feeding time!
GET SOME lol ice cream ,popcorn, peanuts.
Are you a compulsive loller?
yes lol
*shoots an eagle*
*gives him the bird*
*flocks him*
*tickles him with a feather*
*shows him the chicken*
I will try not LOL anymore czuhu
Choohoo? LOL
As Arthur said: LOL as much as you like!
LOL with the punches!
…while watching the LOLlerderby
Let me see your tootsie LOL, tootsie LOL!
*hangs out by Jenny’s porch, hoping to see her tootsie LOL*
First you hack on me then you say something else what is it you want from me. Since no one has helped me get the em icons and how they worked I have to other avenue to go down Mr. ctulhu.
So please pick up my eagle that mean malicite shot.
more like win..
I sent them for some ice cream and this is where they end up. At least it was some father/son quality time.
Did they remember to bring back the ice cream? And can I have some?
You’d have to use a straw. I don’t believe you’d enjoy it. ‘morning!!
Leila! Where have you been?! How was your holiday?
*welcome-back squeeze*
I need your help. You said I need to be harder-to-get, so I was thinking maybe you could help me out. A little practice role-playing, and I’ll see if I can pull off a hard-to-get response.
Care to give it a shot?
I am not sure I should be the one to help you practice but I will give it a shot. Anything for you Brewski. *pinches his cheeck*
Baby I got your money, don’t you worry.
Oh… you meant cheek?
Yes … cheek but now that you mentioned money…
Is your last name Campbell? Because you look Mmmm Mmmm Good!Um… I… uh… have to go wash my hair!
Drat! That didn’t go very well, did it?
Let’s try again.
You come here often?
*Stirs her drink seductively*
It depends how fast you stroke me!*headdesk headdesk headdesk*
Erm… Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Argh! This is really hard.
(That’s what she said! *snerk*)
Oops! There I go again. *sigh*
I guess I still need more practice.
Oh dear!
*shakes head*
Okay. How about this…
I happen to be in a secret and serious relationship with Margaret Thatcher!
Ugh. Now I don’t even want to get near me. :p
…the wrinkles add to her allurement…
Playing hard to get is not the same as driving the ladies away, Brewski!
Ok, make a move, and I’ll try to deflect it!
*readies seduction-ray shielding*
*Shakes her head, starting to think that Brewski is just trying to get girls to hit on him*
*Does the moonwalk*
Oh… wrong kind of move.
Buy me a drink, handsome?
I think that’s what Darth Vader’s helmet was for…
*concentrates*
*concentrates*
*Thinks to self: Oscar the grouch would say “Go Away! Leave Me Alone!”. That doesn’t work…*
Um.. Thanks, but not right now, I’m still waiting for my STD test results.
*waits nervously for report card*
*Hands Brewski a report card with all A+’s*
I don’t know what this means but here.
Oh no! Aiki! You switched the report card with the STD results!
They…they… they’re all “positive”??
*faints*
Oops… Sorry Brewski. Here this one is yours.
*hands a paper that has “SEE ME F” written on it*
Just think to yourself Brewski; “What would Oscar the Grouch do?”
Oscar the Grouch gets a hand stuck up his butt every day, so he’s not playing hard to get himself.
Or, he’s very good at playing hard to get and getting the hand stuck up there!
Brewski Playing Hard To Get: TAKE TWO!!!
Now, is two the limit, or do you have more in the back?
Argh! The innuendo machine must have broken down again.
No, two is the limited quanity with this offer.
“because you know we can’t do this all day”
I thought it was take 2 and call me in the morning.
I have concluded that Brewski can never play hard to get no matter how much he practices.
*POUNCES Brewski*
Leila! *squeeze* How was your long weekend?
*squeeze* Good morning gaynorvader. My long weekend wasn’t long enought.
I got lots accomplished however. How are you?
Excellent, I didn’t get a long weekend and it definitely wasn’t long enough!
Um…where is Patrica 2.0?
*Squeeze!*
Er… Aiki borrowed her after she became homicidal, and then he disappeared and came back with steaks and a version 3.0… I didn’t ask what happened in the other room!
*squeeze*
What?? She became homicidal? Did she bite anyone? What have you guys done to her?
I blame Arthur. She’d still be a sweet, innocent calf if he hadn’t had a rumbly tummy.
*puts 2 and 2 together*
*gets 22*
So Arthur’s rumbly tummy drove Patricia insane and she tried to eat herself?!
Er… yes, GV. Sorry.
Has anyone seen Arthur today? We may need to have a group therapy session.
Don’t mourn… I have 3.0 here and no issues… so far
You mean, you haven’t tried to make a meal out of her … yet.
*Picking teeth*
Well 2.0 was good… but 3.0 has yet to show that she needs to be put down.
*adds a collar to Patrica 3.0*
*becomes 3.1*
*adds a hat*
*now she’s 3.11?*
Nice hat… but isn’t the flower on it a little much?
It’s in case she gets hungry!
With that hat isn’t she just the beautiful disaster?
*puts aiki on her lap and spanks him*
You’ve been a baaaaaaaaaaaad boy aiki. This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.
*wack!!*
*giggles*
*fakes pain*
Owww…. stop please. That hurts so much, I learned my lesson, mhatever it was.
*sigh*
These things happen I suppose…
*wonders why gaynorvader♂ is so forgiving*
Did you not love Patrica? *lips quiver*
Of course I did. But hating Arthur won’t bring her back! We’ve just got to try and get on with our lives as best we can. It’s what Patrica would have wanted!
I will be strong for Patrica. I will try my hardest.
*comforts Leila*
There there, let it all out.
I gave her to Aiki, he was holding her ransom for some brownies and I let him keep her. She just hasn’t been the same since the “surgery”; murderous tendencies, torturing small animals.
I just found her at the edge of death on FB one day and tried to save her, but I didn’t succeed!
It looked like someone tried to eat her! 
*flies in, squeezes everyone and leaves*
*Jumps into the air to catch Mal and *squeeze* him*
What? Why is he leaving?
*sneaks a squeeze in between Mal and Bearly*
Last week I asked my work providers for some extra work because I was running low…now I am overwhelmed.
Well that was just plain silly!
Indeed – running low on work = more failblog. The math is simple!
I have to hit my billable hours each month :/
I have to find more “Indeeds” because otherwise it will be hard for me to subtract my “running low on works”
I would have used a colon, but that would have thrown me out of proportion.
*hands Chaz an entire box of indeeds*
I’ve been trying to quit anyways. Ever since I got that DUI (driving under indeedfluence) I’ve been twelve stepping. Just make sure you indeed responsibly.
Oh I will. I always find a designated driver before I indeed. And thanx for the box!
*gives Jimbo stamp collection in return for box of indeeds*
Thanks Chaz, but why did you have an entire box of commemorative Abe Vigoda stamps?
You mean besides the fact that I have a completely heterosexual man-crush on him? Well it was either those or the Marlon Brando stamps…
Someday Abe really will be dead and then you’ve got something there.
*caught*
Yah!!
How sad…
Did she at least put some barbeque sauce on herself before she tried to eat herself?
I’ve tried that myself, but I need to do more yoga first.
*SNORK*
I have this !mage in my head now. GET IT OUT!!!
I think Saturday Night Live did that bit once…
I recommend re-reading my Margaret Thatcher post, up there ^^^
Or, get some therapy from GCF.
I will opt for the therapy.
Was this back when you were ‘dating’ yourself
Oh. No. NOOOOOO!!!
You just made me get a flashback of that “I Touch Myself” YouTube video!!
Brewski! Picture Aretha belting out “Think” from Blues Brothers! That erases all ear/eye worms.
You are lucky you’re you, Avis, cause I should fwap you with a shellacked mackerel for posting that one. But since you’re Avis, all I want to do is give you a *squeeze*!
Hee! *squeeze!* Once I had seen it myself, I sorta had to share it. Misery loves company, you know.
I think she passed away in a pool of A1 steak sauce.
The babie wants to eat~!!!
*breast milk drive thru*
coolest daddy ever!
A new creepy squeezebox:
This is both creepy, and strangely applicable for this fail…
Hmmm… that duck seems to be very drunk. He keeps falling off the couch. Who lets their kids hang out with alcoholic ducks?
That reminds me of a cartoon. Clickie.
Drinky Crow! I ♥ Drinky Crow! That show is
They get killed almost every episode and come back like Kenny on South Park.
…
*slowly raises hand and looks at floor*
You would let drunk birds watch your precious children, Qwaz?
As long as there’s always a designated flier with the ducks I don’t see a problem.
…No flier.
I saw their number in the sky, made by a plane.
I thought it was kickass so I called.
Fast forward twenty years…. were do you think that kid spends his free time? Hee hee!
(G’morning *squeeze* everyone!)
*squeeze*
He is a plastic surgeon?
*squeeze both*
*squeeze*
‘morning trouble!!
morning Miss!
Going now
bye
*waves*
Noooooooooo…don’t go!!!
failblog?
Manager at a T&A establishment?
Vicar?
LOL I thought your name said mounting Patricia for a second there
I can’t mount something that has died. Well, on the wall maybe but who wants that?
Yes you can, but it’s looked down upon in our society. I believe it’s illegal in the United States actually.
Underground mounting?
Wait, I knew that kid looked familiar! How did you guys get my childhood pictures!!
clickie LOL
Now that, is just not right. Please tell me you were just trying to raise awareness about a criminal case….
I think Granny has left for the day – let’s assume that he made a mistake until further explanation.
Delicious cake.
whats the problem then?
It’s a parenting WIN, actually. He’s probably at one place where there aren’t any pedophiles around.
Nice show for the kid!
*checks off Duroc daily appearance in logbook*
Duroc is the master of hard to get, eh?
Is that the secret? Disappearing altogether?
Noooooooo! *Barricades Failblog door*
Not on my watch, Brewski!
Good catch Bearly! He just about escaped!
*Squeezes Bearly and Chan*
Quick Brewski… I got them, make your escape.
I would fight back, but I enjoy the squeezes.
*attempts to sneak out*
*trips over aiki and Bearly, falls on top of Chan*
I tried!! Honest!!
There is no escape!
Now it’s a big pile-o’-*squeeze*. Excellent.
Hey, kid’s gotta learn sometime about the wonders of hot lesbians. Might as well be now.
Prevents that weird conversation when they are accidentally exposed around 9 years old
“Ummmm… Charlie? Mom said you’re getting to that age where we should talk about… hey, remember when we went to that street fair when you were little? Sure ya do! OK, so, you know what I was gonna say, right? Why don’t you and I go toss a ball in the backyard for a while instead?”
Parenting Win!
Yeah, I suppose this would be a win for someone named ‘genitalia’.
This is a total culture fail! USfAil!
Don’t you realize that THERE IS NO PROBLEM with a child seeing nudity.
Guess what: That child already saw the pussy of her mom FROM THE INSIDE! And not only that.
You don’t even know WHY you think that this is wrong. You just parrot some stupid non-arguments like it hurting the kid.
Which of course is religion-based bullshit. (Like everything in religion!)
You are sick, sick people, and you disgust me!
I wish I were less uptight, like you.
*Snickers*
I turned the light off in my vagina while I gave birth – so it was dark in there. Duh
Ya gotta cut costs where you can these days, and that includes electricity!
“We’ll leave the light on for ya!”
I really hope Jenny’s vagina isn’t as low quality as those damn motels.
Has anybody noticed how advertising has changed? It used to be companies would put a 30-second ad on a national network. Now with cable TV, entertainment fragmentation, new broadcast technologies, and the resistance of younger people to traditional advertising, you see more and more guerrilla marketing. Word of mouth, product placements, YouTube videos, you name it. It’s getting so that…dang it! Just spilled my coffee! Luckily, I have a box of ShamWows right here. They work like a charm for spills like this!
Remember all the advertising in Blade Runner? We’re nearly there…
What, the age with a ginormous sign of a creepy asian woman saying absolutely nothing?
He didn’t mean it literally.
Good ‘cuz for some reason I really don’t like that woman.
The buses in Chicago (some of them anyway) have what amounts to giant screen tvs on one side now. It runs nothing but ads. No sound, but some have animation. And in one of the blue line (subway) tunnels there is a HUGE video commercial for SpeedRacer. Still running the ad now I think. I think we’re there.
This link got eaten 1st time, but for a great Hulu parody, reconstruct the link below. (Doesn’t always work in Mozilla/Firefox.) Safe for work.
slatev(dot)com/player.html?id=21531736001
Wow, Brewski. After reading your post I’m all dehydrated. Good thing I’m well stocked on G2.
*holds up bottle with label clearly facing everyone*
*Gives a thumbs up and cheap smile*
Watch E.T. lately? or Cocoon? They are riddled with ‘product placement.
Haven’t watched those lately but all I can think of is the Wayne’s World movies but those are intentionally advertised.
*notices slight over-using of word “But”*
*Replaces latter one with “and”*
Almost every mainstream movie is. Particularly the ones for the pre-teen/teen audiences. The newer ones at least.
*Shudders* They most definitely are. Unfortunately, Disney has reached a strange point with teen/preteen movies where the movie doesn’t plug the brand… It is the brand.
“I Turned the Light Off In My Vagina” would be a great title for a Country/Western song.
*Wonders how you would work a train and a dog into that song*
a dog?
Yeah, doesn’t a dog get a spot in every country/western song?
Hey, there’s one in the next Fail!
I think Marius also meant to add a horse and a trailer.
I didn’t, I was born from an egg!
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane.
Whose thumb are you under?
Some gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis.
Sooooon!!!!!
It’s all right, Flash.
*Would put in musical notes but laptop has no keypad*
Savior of the Universe!
Nudity isn’t really the issue.
That’s what I keep saying.
Indeed, it’s the fact that these women are being objectified and the young tyke doesn’t know that they are getting paid for it and probably lead normal lives, all he sees is two women put on show with cars and bikes. What kind of view is the child going to grow up with of women if this becomes a common occourence?
If we’re not careful it could become a world where a perverted wack job who dyed his face after having repeated surgeries on it and who is famous for grabbing his crotch while wearing a glove is given non-stop media coverage for two weeks when he dies.
Oh. Wait.
Were he still alive I’d ask if he wanted some ice with that burn.
A very dim one.
Exactly!
*plays with Barbie dolls quietly in corner*
Whoo! Barbies!
*Quietly goes over to join gaynorvader*
*Breaks out old school G.I. Joes and invades*
*takes off Barbies clothes to distract G.I. Joes from Rambo doll sneaking up behind them*
*Quickly finds Modern Cobra and retaliates.*
*And a Tony Montana action figure…just in case*
“You wanna play rough? H’okay. H’okay we’ll play rough!”
*Calls in Major Matt Mason*
*Uses Moon Tractor to crush all resistance*
*Invites Barbies back to space station for some zero gravity fun*
*Breaks out stretch armstrong*
*Lassos the barbies in a huge squeeze*
What kind of view is the child going to grow up with of women if this becomes a common occourence?
The MTV one? My first reaction to the picture was that it was probably a live performance of some music video. :p
It probably is… But hard to be sure, the audience looks like very much males. That’s the think that make me wonder.
And the difference in objectification to any other dancers or performers, from boy bands to super stars?
Let’s guess, they are talented and can dance.
Really?!
*Takes off all clothes*
*puts a doll’s hat on Aiki’s tail*
When in Rome…
*takes off clothes*
*looks around nervously*
What?
They are wearing clothes
Maybe I missed something somewhere, but how do you even know this picture is from the US? Or submitted by someone from the US?
I hope Barefoot was just trying to get a reaction – or maybe he assumes that everyone commenting on FailBlog is from the USA.
I thought it was just a fail cause who wants to share a boner-moment with their tot?
I don’t know which is worse that people always leap to the conclusion that an insulting fool who posts here is male or that 99% of the time they’re right!
I use male as the default gender, except for boats, cars, and people from LOLCats, they all are girls until proven otherwise. It ain’t right – but there it is
S/He always has some complaint about the fail at hand. And it’s almost always about how the USA is so ethnocentric, and wrong about everything.
True and the funny thing is without the mention of the USA, his/her little rant might have actually been a valid opinion.
And possibly applauded for voicing that opinion.
Perhaps, if it were articulated a bit better without all the damnations of anyone holding opposing views..
Ah, but that is the sad state of society today, no?
Even without the USA reference I still think s/he missed the point. Skeezy, highly sexualized street performances are not really kid friendly.
I dunno, I’m really not a fan of the bubble child, of course highly sexualised street performances might be taking it a bit far. A quote from American Dad springs to mind;
“My wife didn’t spend 3 hours squeezing him out of her vagina just so you could jam him back in again!“
Yeah, that’s the other part of this. (S)he assumed that (s)he was and that anyone who had a different view of things was not just wrong but a terrible person. People need to learn that there are many different viewpoints in the world and just because you have the most liberal viewpoint doesn’t mean you’re right.
As an addendum, I should point out that I largely agree with him/her. In my opinion, people generally do make too big of a deal when it comes to issues of sexuality. Though on the other hand, I don’t think it is appropriate to ingrain such objectivisation of women into a kid at such a young age.
Well nudity is fine. But I’d have thought sexualised nudity (like cavorting strippers(?) or half nude ladies) is a little bit odd to show to such a young child.
They might just think it’s “cool” and end up growing up like all these tweeny whores we see today, wearing hooker clothes, and not actually understand what they are doing!
SO PHAT!
Man’s World Win!
Hey, if that’s what it takes to make sure your baby grows up straight, then yeah I would let him see two models wrestle (I think they might be wrestling, not dancing).
Wow, the baby surely is starting to grow up pretty quick
Yes he is, and don’t call him Shirley.
^5!!
Like father like son.
They did die. That is not a question, but, quite obviously, a statement.
Probably Dutch, judging from the orange hat and the submitter’s name.
sex ed WIN
Exactly! The kid’s gotta grow up sometime. ;¬)
mhmm.
Kid: Daddy… what’s tha’?
Daddy: They’re… *cough* boobies
Kid: hehe, they’re funny cause they go bouncy
Daddy: *is hypnotised by bouncy boobies*
…why is my dp a flower…
Because you probably don’t have a wordpress account.
No i don’t sadly.
May i enquire to ask what that is?
I can see her balloon knot!
i dont get this…oh wait there’s a kid their! i didnt notice lol
Does anybody know where this pic came from. Is there any video to go with it? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh yeah felt good looking at that. Oh shit now I gotta clean up.
I’m laughing at the guy next to them in the yellow t-shirt who nobody else seems to have noticed.. his expression is priceless!!
And I don’t really think it’s a fail, the kid’s too young to remember…
Baby’s thinking “Mmmmm..milk..”
Yeah, at least the baby has some morality…
Now I don’t consider this a parenting fail…but then again that’s probably because I will wind up in one of these pictures someday on failblog.
Please tell me there is a video that this on. Those women are hot and to watch them make out would be sexy. Someone tell me where that came from.
Slow down, sport – the Internet is full of women.
did he die?
parenting fails are defenitely my favorites!
This picture being on failblog probably gets this poor, blisfully idiotic fellow neutered.
did the kid die?
Typical male. Thoughtless. Thanks dad.
XD
how is that a fail? it should be a win… for the girls!
(yes, i am a girl)
err ok?
Not to mention, HUSBAND FAIL
“look son, here we see one of the best invents made by god!….”
I guess the parenting fail refers to the two women in the center of the pics parents?
learn ‘em young i always say
loser guy,not fit to be a parent.
FAILZ
that is mommy, seriously this is a win. The kid wont grow up gay. Start em early that’s what I say.
The’re GAY HOT BUT GAY AND THE MOTHER Should Just Dump The Father
And that is the first time I saw lovely chicks. Aw the good old days.
The funny thing is, the kid brought his dad not the other way round.
lol look at the guy in the yellow next to them i think he just jizzed in his pants
btw wats wrong wit dat, the dad just wants his son to get an early start lol
Um….WIN
father Rocks
DD
Baby: i feel funny in my paaaaaaannnnnnnnntssssssss
you must admit that is funny!
i don’t see where this is bad parenting.
Moar liek teaching the boy about the good things in life!