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And that is why you don’t break in to veterans homes mwahahaha
But it seemed like such a good idea at the time.
That’s what she said =]
I hope that was an Arrested Development refernce.
I feel like this is definitely a win for that boxer.
That’s what I was going to say. This is a win for sure. screw the dumb shit trying to break in to an old man’s house
This should be a made for TV short.
Yeah, we’ll call it “Boxers, and the men who try to steal from them.”
And the hits just keep on coming
*snork*
i read the whole article on thesun.co.uk. the burglar only needed two roght hooks and went down like windfall. after the first hit the burglar lost his knife and the second knocked him out.
both thumbs up for boxing veterans.
btw. the champion lookes like, or better is, the gentle grandfather from next door.
What is a roght hook? Is that what happens when you get punched by a zombie?
Is the spelling Nazi-ism necessary?
IT’S NAZISM GAW
It’s Brittish for “right hook”. It’s with an accent. Duh!
If you’re actually gonna correct someone’s spelling, atleast spell your reply right.
FAIL.
Zat is right!!!
Auchtung: Ve are ze spelling sqvad, und ve do not tollerate ze spelling errors!
yeah, really? “brittish”? i dearly hope you aren’t that stupid
He boxed himself in with the wrong guy.
It was no cardboard box, you can be sure!
Gregory was left brawling his eyes out.
Fighting for his dignity!
In the end, they always get rumbled.
and got punched drunk and robbed of his smooth complexion.
He woke up in the cell the next day all groggy, trying to recollect the last moments before he passed out. Then when he looked in the mirror it suddenly hit him and all the memories came crashing back.
the mirror hit him? lolol mirror win!
He didn’t think out of the box.
He should have scrapped his idea.
Yes, but I so wanted to hear the wrestle the story.
“the wrestle *of* the story” you mean. ^
l
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grammar fail
Before I take a jab at this article, I wanted to mention to General BondFan4518 ♂ MP of the 3rd Witty Comments Countering Trolls Division, Earl of Huntingdon-on-Thames/BFF News reporter/The Speaker of the House/BIG BROTHER/The President of Guinea Bissau/Frank Sinatra/John Adams/ that I most sincerely love your screen name. It just keeps growing and growing and growing.
Wow BFF! Rohvannyn is a real knockout!
round 2…ding ding
OAP FTW
The kinda guy you want living next door!
You bet I wouldn’t mind giving him a bit of help now & then…not that he needs it!
A helping hand?
I was thinking feet!
I guess I was thinking inches. O:)
*snork*
He may need help with his Yard
Well, he can certainly metre out his own punishment.
And make a man acre!
Some people will go to extreme lengths to steal things.
Like Hectare?
That’s the verst line yet!
)
(but it wasn’t really
I hope you’re not pounding on K@.
great minds ruler Jam! vvv
I should have refreshed. At litre made a pun though.
…and made us smiles!
For some reason this got sent and I never even clicked!
Hahaha!
*is hiding under Jam’s desk, hitting enter when she’s not looking*
*has a hard time averting eyes*
While you’re down there…
Can you find my headphones?
Which ones? The black or the white ones? Wait, I’ll reach them up so you can…oops, sorry, didn’t mean to…Did that tickle?
Please tell me that was your nose and beard!
Sorry, it was just a dusty teddy-bear I found.
)
(
I think I’m touched.
Sorry, I think I misinterpreted something you said there. ^
Hahaha!
It was my error not yours.
I’m touched in the head, not you!
Well he can certainly metre out his own punishment. Kinky!
hehehehehe!
*hides whips*
*likes K@’s feet thinking*
*would like to meter*
*metre
If you ever do metre, you’ll kilo’ver with lust.
my pounding heart
*swoons
I have an announcement.
Get back to work you lot! :p
Pah- send a telegram!
*both
You worry far too much.
*squeeze*
I was being doubtful…or was I ?
*squeeze*
Hm, feels better now you’re not a sponge anymore.
Definitely maybe.
I feel better as jam too. I’ve been jam since forever and Betty has served her purpose.
Thanks Czuhc.
Has she retired to be the magic healing sponge on a football field?
Frayed knot. She was only borrowed.
She’s gone back to Moomin’s bathroom.
I would glove to see that!
♪ Take me down where the love honey flows
kiss you nice… ♪
I concur. Thinking on his feet.
did he die?
that’s the thing about old age
ups!
Bet this idiot tries to steal Mike Tyson’s tiger next.
*puts tiger back*
*wanders off whistling*
doh, we learn… never mess with a skilled boxer – no matter of what age
That’s more like a WIN to me!
..but I heard he actually died after this
Caption beneath the photo: “got on the wrong side of ex-boxer, Frank Corti…” He sure did. That would be in front of him, I believe.
No, he didn’t die. But You can be sure he wishes he did when his prison mates find out how he got caught…
Inmates take burglar Gregory McCalium on the wrong side?
Quick, hide the soap!
In what ?
Be creative! Try asking the vicar.
*does old style Batman impression*
*Pow
*Zap
*Crunch
*Boosh*
*Wallop*
*Zap*
*Wham*
*SLAM*
*squeeze for jam*
*Boop*
*Whoop*
*squeeze for Foop*
*smack
*brawl
*squeeze for all
*Whoosh*
*Splat*
*squeeze for K@*
*whack*
*splat*
*an’ a squeeze for K@*
Oh, pooh!
Oh, drat!
Must refresh. Or fall flat. :cries:
*tickle*
*tickle*
*makes you giggle*
*underhand whopper*
*sidearm smacker*
*knee jerk ladder*
Holy badgers foop!
Don’t despair!
*wiggles*
*an’ giggles*
*runs for bear*
*while distracted, got bats in my hair*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH…get’emoffget’emoffget’emoff…
Oh wait, those were badgers. Nevermind…I’m good.
Badgers in your hair, not usually a good look!
*swat
errr….I meant foliage
*push
back in the bush
GAAAAAH! NOT th …
Oh, you said foliage…
*whew*
Rhyming is hard
without a doubt
Just leave the smut
and dirty out!
or is that the point!
K@, oh pffft!
What’s a rhyme,
Without some smut?
So Smut is fine for all to see
just not enough to embarass me?
And that is that, dear custard fairy the K@!
*a poet is allowed such liberties in the name of rhyme*
…or rhyme of name, as the case may be.
I’ve said my say. Now, I’ll leave it to thee.
I hope it’s ok to share this again. Something my Mom wrote for me a long time ago.
I’ve searched the corners of my mind
To find two little words that rhyme.
But when I read what I have written,
To my dismay, I find they didn’t.
The more I write, the worse it gets.
And I can’t even rhyme that with
I quit!
~ Boots (circa 1962)
So what am I supposed to say,
discuss a burglar in affray?
A fine old gent when in his socks
knife wielding TWOCer out he knocks.
Moral to this story told
duck next time- you have been told!
I bet that eye and that lip both hurt like hell too.
Ya think?
That fink!
Bat Fink?
“my wings are like a shield of steel!”
Butt what about your buns…?
*worries that was rude*
*hits Add Comment and hides under desk*
*snork*
*imagines foob and giggles*
psssst …. it’s foop … with a ‘P’ (a play on words: “one fell swoop” … see?) (Gosh, I’m sorry about the unintentional ambiguity in the lettering fun there, Suzy. Hmmm…it does look like both a ‘p’ and a ‘b’, doesn’t it? *scratches chin*) Carry on! *wink*
*pretends she really meant to put foop*
*also hides under desk in embarassment*
His right eye on the other hand… looks not too bad. haha.
He has eyes on his hand? My nana had them in the back of her head. Spooky!
Most of my teachers did too! Fancy that! O.o
I gather courage to post and I get replies! I feel accepted. *beams*
Oh pfft! We’re not scary.
*squeeze*
Says the woman who is pointing a gun at everyone… Nice to have you back as yourself (kinda)!
*squeeze*
Henkosheddyfoo. Good to be back.
Eyes in the back of your bread however, give vegetarians severe issues.
I’ve posted for some time now (and yes, it took courage), and I still get that heady feeling with every reply! *squeeze*
I just comment. Sometimes I even think about what I’m saying… but not often.
There it is again.
*butterflies*
*extra squeeze*
^_^
Do you fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee, Suzy?
Float! What are you kids learning in school nowadays?
*wags finger*
Butter flies??
I’m no scientist but butter does float, right?
as the name suggests I prefer non utonian liquids.
Jam you may be confused by ‘botervloot’ (butter dish.)
This confusion isn’t vlooting my boater.
Buttered water?
What about soaring?
*squeeze*
And when people start saying “Good morning ____” when you post, it feels even better, even though it isn’t morning here.
Good night Halifax180.
I check this place every day, but I rarely have the courage to post .. Everyone here is so funny! I want to be *squeezed* but I’m just not part of the group yet! LOL….
*squeeze*
Yay!!! Thank you jam!
*squeezes back*
(not too hard)
I’ve started a trend! Everyone come out from your hiding spots and have a squeeze-fest!
35st!
30-fist? All this damage only done with one fist!
Good observation. -.-
Halloween disguise win ?
In JUNE?
Why not ? You can alwas prepare a disguise for later.
He’ll just need to ask the boxer for another session.
*searches internet for veteran boxers to rob for upcoming halloween costume*
I wouldn’t wear the Muhammed Ali costume; it’s rather hard to move around in.
and a little sting in the bee?
THIS. IS. SPAR.
THIS. IS. STRIKE !
I win over you!
*does moonwalk in bowlingshoes*
*salutes MJ with no shoes*
*heeee*
)
*is won over*
*in one fell swoop*
*does moonwalk in flip-flops*
(Beat that, you lil charmer, you!
*squeeze*
One of my favorite radiostations (Studio Brussel) is asking people to submit their own moonwalk. They’re putting all the walks together in an Eternal Moonwalk (www(dot)eternalmoonwalk.com/). I’m planning to send mine tomorrow. Care to join me? (Request for all the FBers)
I’m in, are you the doctor in the crocs or the guy getting attacked by his dog?
I would but I can’t moonwalk. I can’t sundance and I definitely can’t ring like Saturn.
but can you Jam the lamb?
(I can’t moonwalk either even though my master is the biggest fan and made us do a MJ dance routine for his last birthday)
against my will I assure you
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho
yeah, he’s a man that I met one time
You have a master? I now have visions of Granny with added gimp. Nice!
*mumbles through zipper-face*
she wimpered just a little when she felt my hand
master keeps me in check
*makes note*
“must remember to iron my hands for failblogging when i should be doing his bidding”
*props you up on the black and white*
*frisks you*
Ello ello ello, what do we ‘ave ere then?
Is this a gimp suit or are you a bad burglar?
I’m bad bad naughty burglar who needs punishment
swats her like no swat team can, turns her cherry pie right into Jam
haha!
*roffles*
You’re a freak of nature, but we love you so
Excellent!
I’m surprised you know that song, one of their best i recon
I love that whole album.
I agree, definitely one of their best.
Isn’t it actually Sir Psycho Sexy? Not Sir Psycho Sir Psycho?
Depends which line you’re singing.
Oh, and here I thought I knew the song pretty danged well! I didn’t know there was a line that repeats Sir Psycho! Mebbe because I’m always singing along and just sing my own words…. O.o
I still have to do it. I will also put it on MS.
Is one of the moonwalkers really getting attacked by his dog? Cool! The dog probably got confused by the impossible walking forward-going backward motion.
On a side not, am I the only one to be rather unconvinced by MJ’s daughter’s speech?
A side knot, surely?
Still jetlagged?
I haven’t seen it. What was the problem?
Yes, 11 hours of flying does that to you.
She basically says he’s the best daddy in the world. Sure…
i’ve got your nose!
*runs off*
*melts into laughter*
now its time to ride my…….magic train
oh have you seen my ……… magic train?
*SORK!!!* (was supposed to be a snork, but you have my nose so the nasal part is gone…)
there there, we’ll just buy you a new one
11 hours? My arms are tired after half an hour!
LOL!
I know what you mean, AE! Same reason I gave up doing the breast stroke at the swimming pool. Pfft! I have YET to meet any one of those other ladies who didn’t cheat, and use their arms. Breast stroke, indeed.
i have always wanted to do the butterfly, but alas, my wings never grew
he kept in shape practicing on the wife
just beat it hee hee chamone
You know, the more I see this fail, the more I’m just thinking “owned!”
SATAN!
OMGS
you rang?
SANTA!
That’s what she siad.
Watermark placement fail?
Elderly win!
Burglar, meet Dirty Harry’s fist. Dirty Harry’s fist, Burglar. Swell.
Old Guy Win!
floats like a butt-fly stings in the B
*hides from Arthur*
*walks by without noticing anything unusual*
It’s not unusual…
curses!
…. to be loved by anyone
OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!
OLDOLDOLDOLDOLD!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
THE PIXELS ARE OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!
BOXER? OOOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!
Snap out of it, GCF!
*tries to slap some sense into the poor devil*
ooh ah ooh!
don’t stop
Did any say burglar got lippy.?
Eye don’t think so. But I’ll have to get black to you on that one.
OH BUTT I WILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I CAN HAIR YOU BETTER.
those were 2 hard hits his mouth is messed up
what’s 72 in dog years?
What’s really annoying is that the 72 year old will probably get sued for assault. You can’t defend yourself in this country if somebody breaks in without getting sued. It’s so stupid.
he sure did give that boxer some lip.
and then his eye.
That’s actually a WIN!!
That’s such an ugly face
*yuuuk!!!*
This somewhat happened to my 85 year old great grandfather, his hand swelled up one day so his wife made him go to the doctor. The doctor called my great grandmother to tell her that he found out what caused the swelling, he found a tooth in his hand!
Apparently some guy was blocking traffic in an intersection and my great grandpa got out of his car, had some words then punched him out. He too used to be a boxer and would always try to teach me to box whenever I visited him. He was nice and loving to the family but a real jerk to anyone else.
This is SO not a fail. This is a total WIN.
it’s an epic fail for the robber.
speaking as someone who would have shot that thieving pikey scumbag a third time (british people should understand that) i say there is not enough of this kind of thing. let’s introduce a law whereby anyone convicted of B&E is tied to a chair and the victim given a baseball bat and is left alone to do so as he will, without fear of prosecution. that would stop the scum from reoffending.
Torture! Always an option for civilized societies.
look i can what happens when you put you name then your social security number
Bob Jones
*********
ELDERLY WIN!
Hahahahahaha!
That’s awesome!
May I be the first to say, OWNED!
That was an unsuccessful encyclopaedia salesman.
EPIC WIN!!!
Know thine enemy.
This guy will be the laughing stock of the town… (or prison)!!
Old man WIN.
Seconded! xD
It’s not as if he beat him up either, this is just from TWO punches!
oap win!
It’s ZA!
OMG, I’ve heard of Frank Corti. He was a major badass. He hit guys so hard their grandkids felt it.
A boxer? They’re alright but I live next to a Vietnam Marine(Better known a Green Berets or Psychos) Somebody tried to rob his house and he beat the tar outta the guy. Broke the poor dude’s arm, as far as I could by the screaming. He’s tought me a LOT of military hand to hand combat tactics.
Excellent — definitely a win for the boxer! Never underestimate the old guys — I go hiking with an 85-year-old (almost exactly twice my age), and he may be slower on the uphills, but he’s got better stamina than I do.
GOT PWNED!!!!
Wo thats 2 mins down the road from me. i should really start watching the news and reading the papers.
This is win
Boxer WIN!
The old one-two: classic.
That’s not a fail! I call that a major WIN for the elderly! Go grampa! lol
Seriously, WIN in my opinion too
This dude got messed up… You do not f*** with a former boxer.
I totally saw this on the local news XD thats only like 50 miles from my house…
Clint Eastwood would have killed him with a single punch.
or with a gun.. formed with his hand
Serve him right, maybe that will teach him to steal again.
chump, that’s what you get!!!
Why would you break into someone’s home with a knife?
this deserves to be on the darwin awards site
This is a win not fail.
I kinda feel bad for the guy. got wat was comeing to him though
Old man WIN!
I don’t get the joke. And that picture is so disturbing!!
hahaha the funny thing is the age difference but this is very possible lol one of my boxing coaches is around that age and could pull it off
This should be old dude WIN!
1. He was armed with a KNIFE, not a gun.
2. He disarmed HIMSELF.
His wife would be proud of him.
“Either way, I don’t give a *BAM* what you think you are entitled to!”
haha, i live near there
Geriatric Win!
WTF, This is WIN!
Burglar FAIL – Homeowner WIN!!
WIN
you people like too talk alot off the topic of da picture O.O
Poor bugger, nice mugshot though, thats a keeper!
most definitely a win, not a lose.
Grandpa WIN!!