Comments on: Massage Chair Fail

By: TheGame

TheGame — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:47:42 +0000

No, it’s just Human Nature…

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:50:12 +0000

just a disgusting photo!

By: Panasonic Massage Chair

Panasonic Massage Chair — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:16:05 +0000

It’s way out.

By: Vending massage chair

Vending massage chair — Fri, 28 May 2010 19:15:34 +0000

Ah, that’s look old fashined. I have a message chair that’s pretty much newer and comfortable to use.

By: Gameguy602

Gameguy602 — Fri, 28 May 2010 03:05:52 +0000

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By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 10 May 2010 19:40:21 +0000

Great solution

By: giantmidget

giantmidget — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:16:28 +0000

That machine’s a favorite among women!

By: stef

stef — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:48 +0000

Nah he didn’t die! He just got his ass a little painful right now probably. Don’t worry, it’ll be alright

By: GenericMale

GenericMale — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:03:15 +0000

That it is, O Clever One.

By: john

john — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:16:38 +0000

Oh yeah!!!! thats the spot!!!! shut up johnny!

By: Matthew L.

Matthew L. — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:54:58 +0000

this had me in hysterics!

By: Catt

Catt — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:57:18 +0000

okay wtf.retarded much

By: arthur

arthur — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:18:37 +0000

It’s in portuguese wow

By: nijul

nijul — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:44:09 +0000

very gay. not the machine those nikes

By: estrella

estrella — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:05:36 +0000

fail!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: random person

random person — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:35:05 +0000

yeah, but they’re kids shoes dumbass

By: Deadhampigglet

Deadhampigglet — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:18:56 +0000

you guys are so nice making fun of dead people like that.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:02:19 +0000

don’t be such a meanetrator

By: Meglo

Meglo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:29:36 +0000

Haha! Yep, you’re right.

By: RandomGuy

RandomGuy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:57:33 +0000

Its never good when you have the number 2000 at the end

By: residualvisuals

residualvisuals — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:51:49 +0000

7-hit-combo!

By: Bic

Bic — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:14:32 +0000

LOL, if it’s a guy, then FHL. If it’s a female, woo lala.

By: liz

liz — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:56:34 +0000

it’s hard to say if this is amusing or disturbing… the name is certainly amusing… the kid sitting in who-knows-if-that’s-a-man-or-woman’s lap is certainly disturbing

By: Juggernaut

Juggernaut — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:32:43 +0000

To get a kid, one has to be penetrated SOMEHOW by SOMETHING… maybe she wanted another little kid to wear tiny converse sneakers too?

By: Skyler

Skyler — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:34:51 +0000

With that little kid on his lap, this is a Fail in several ways…

let’s just not talk about it.

By: Noxx

Noxx — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:24:23 +0000

Oh thank God for Penetration! Mmmmmmh…….

By: meow

meow — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:17:32 +0000

this isnt funny

By: you

you — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:15:18 +0000

♫♫♫RICK♫ROLL!♫♫♫

By: ThaBlob

ThaBlob — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:05:40 +0000

Pervert win.

By: woahhhface

woahhhface — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:05:21 +0000

Why is there a small child on their lap?

By: Nacoran

Nacoran — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:17:35 +0000

It’s a cheap generic version of the Anal Intruder 2000, although it works with European power plugs.

By: microsoft1122

microsoft1122 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:54:23 +0000

in between the dudes legs are kids feet

By: queeno'Sarcasm

queeno'Sarcasm — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:41:21 +0000

ya i totally saw that ! teehee

By: Fuzzi

Fuzzi — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:05:48 +0000

Thank you, Captain Obvious! I’m so glad you were here to point that out, since I left my eyes and powers of observation at home this morning!

By: Wallace

Wallace — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:56:23 +0000

The “Penetrator” sign is pointing up at the guy holding a child on his lap.

By: theguy1

theguy1 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:50:36 +0000

He reminds me of me cause hes also got a third leg.

By: Grosjean

Grosjean — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:49:27 +0000

Maybe there is an attachment, unseen when in use (as on the picture), that makes this ride one for the ages.

By: KatzVonD

KatzVonD — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:41:44 +0000

:ill:
:sick:
:barf:
:vampire:
:clown:
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please ignore. am testing.

By: Ravennwings

Ravennwings — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:03:11 +0000

HAHA! Google is my friend! Apparently it’s just an unfortunately-named foot massage machine. I guess so named because the vibrations penetrate the sore muscles of your feet? o_O

By: PickFour

PickFour — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:03:29 +0000

The Penetrator 2000: Evil machine penetrating one person at a time…

Serious fail lol

By: Qwaz

Qwaz — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:11:24 +0000

Shouldnt trust a website where any old troll can go in and just type “Bark! BARK BARK BARK! I am a cow!” on the subject of relativity.

By: Bppttlpbth

Bppttlpbth — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:25:08 +0000

Someone stole my shoes! Those red ones!

By: Aja

Aja — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:30:00 +0000

He’s trying to squeeze out some appelsap.

By: william

william — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:44:34 +0000

i saw it

By: The Moomin

The Moomin — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:23:23 +0000

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
*squeeze*
Excellent quote Marius

By: CommonCents

CommonCents — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:19:01 +0000

They made Mount Everest, of course!

By: Mr. Ed fan

Mr. Ed fan — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:01:59 +0000

I’m sure when he meant second, he meant in the position of second, so it is the first thing people see when visiting the site.

By: Stevo

Stevo — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:34:30 +0000

Whats with the third foot?

By: Poornation

Poornation — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:11:09 +0000

Looks like they haven’t had their Daily Penetration yet.

By: sven6148

sven6148 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:02:21 +0000

i’d say its too late look the kid got owned already !