Comments on: Instructional Fail

By: PM

PM — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:38:25 +0000

Because douchbags made a trial in court against the watch company, obviously.

By: WolfmanXX

WolfmanXX — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:29:52 +0000

Too many puns too Count.

By: Blarney

Blarney — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 18:00:51 +0000

What’s on second?

By: noremac2

noremac2 — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 04:26:43 +0000

/\ ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY BROKE THE COMBO

By: Rubah

Rubah — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 02:18:56 +0000

c-c-c-combo breaker!

By: GERMAPHOBIC TRASH CAN

GERMAPHOBIC TRASH CAN — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 23:26:26 +0000

GET YOUR “HANDS” OFF OF ME

By: Baxter

Baxter — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 05:36:03 +0000

MMMMMMM. Watch is so delicious

By: Drag

Drag — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:35:31 +0000

why not i just had watch the other day, i have watch all the time, what’s so bad about this one?

By: Shweinehund

Shweinehund — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 02:35:09 +0000

i wouldn’t have habeebed it and thought it was a typo if it weren’t for the illustration

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:33:43 +0000

How many times has this happened for them to have to put up a warning???!!!???

By: Mr. Dumpling!

Mr. Dumpling! — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:54:25 +0000

every time i see a watch my first compulsion is to eat it.

By: shaykel

shaykel — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:57:26 +0000

Watch me eat my watch

By: jerry

jerry — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:07:35 +0000

nom nom nom nom

By: Bryan - ClickCrosby

Bryan - ClickCrosby — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:30:39 +0000

Ha ha ha,,, that’s a nice one!

By: Fortysix

Fortysix — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:06:46 +0000

Hal Sparks will do anything for a laugh…

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:00:09 +0000

so… tempting… WILLPOWER!!

By: dsprack

dsprack — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:32:21 +0000

This is such a fail that it’s practically a WIN!

By: cameron

cameron — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:14:20 +0000

hahahahah wow guys enough with all the clock puns

By: AnimeFanatic

AnimeFanatic — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:16:25 +0000

BUT I’M SOOOO HUNGRY!!!!

By: stof

stof — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:16:01 +0000

CAN YOU SAY NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

By: Malexhe

Malexhe — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:02:23 +0000

He looks more like he’s stoned. Maybe he has the munchies?

By: ShadowTheSniper

ShadowTheSniper — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:41:53 +0000

Eat the watch it tastes like a cheeseburger.

By: sup

sup — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:34:31 +0000

lmao this guy looks familiar

By: Whatsername

Whatsername — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:15:31 +0000

the saddest part is theat they had enough dumbasses do that that they had to put a warning.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:57:03 +0000

scale up the puns? about time!

By: Doofy

Doofy — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:51:03 +0000

No, I’m the president of Timex and I invented that watch and wrote all the directions. If you’re going to photochop it, at least try to use a font that is somewhat close to matching the rest of the directions.

By: Wes

Wes — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:09:47 +0000

People who claim Youtube has the dumbest comments the internet has to offer should really swing by and see you guys. Of course, you and the Youtube mouth-breathers are probably the same actual sample of 12 year old boys, but I think you really shine in this context.

By: Watcher

Watcher — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:32:25 +0000

Nope! Nobody ever sued, that I’m aware of….

I worked for Timex when this line came out. The Brand Manager had a wicked sense of humor and wanted to see if anyone ever read the directions. I got to proof-read the directions!!! TOO COOL!

By: Roogie

Roogie — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:31:08 +0000

It’s a sensor of humor win. With all these retarded “Don’t do [...]” listing that are required I suppose they decided to throw some in that were totally retarded.

By: Gyroplane

Gyroplane — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:36:24 +0000

It’s not polite to tock with your mouth full.

By: spiderpoman

spiderpoman — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:04:06 +0000

illustration must done by photoshop…… I guess, spiderpoman

By: HBKM

HBKM — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:13:16 +0000

more like stupid people fail, they had to put that on there because someone tried to do that and they sued…

By: B

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:19:29 +0000

In his defense, the guy in that illustration looks really stoned. Probably just some extreme munchies.

By: Destinii Haruya

Destinii Haruya — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:10:32 +0000

Photoshop.

By: Lord Gallean

Lord Gallean — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:04:53 +0000

Om nom nom nom

By: Quasi

Quasi — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:42:44 +0000

nomnomnom

By: k1wi

k1wi — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:12:07 +0000

no yer not

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:27:24 +0000

Last!

By: Twitch

Twitch — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:36:41 +0000

hello everybody I’d like to make my prescence know, I am Twitchthaclown. A wicked clown from BFE texas, nice to make you’re aquaintence.

By: Sproing

Sproing — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:24:20 +0000

Nooo, Who’s on first.

By: Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:04:18 +0000

I think he looks like he has the expression of a retarded person. (Duhhhhhhhhh…. me eat watch!!!)

By: Gageima

Gageima — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:44:24 +0000

But its lunch time!

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:48:58 +0000

OM NOM OM.

By: furmommy

furmommy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:23:42 +0000

Comment WIN!!!!

By: Uh oh.

Uh oh. — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:27:19 +0000

Do not eat watch? Oh no… I’m in trouble…

By: casey

casey — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:25:31 +0000

i actualy had one of these watches for scuba diving. i could not believe they had that in there

By: Cloral

Cloral — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:48:38 +0000

Dude, don’t let it get away! You need it to see!

By: raadec

raadec — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:23:16 +0000

there goes my dinner plans. i was going to have watch with a side helping of dish washer, and finish the evening with my Clio pudding.

By: Pingo T Best

Pingo T Best — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:45:49 +0000

And I don’t care!

By: temporary platypus, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥

temporary platypus, abstract ♒ ♀ ♥ — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:40:48 +0000

LOL!! *giant squeeze*