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Yummy. Just watch!
Time for lunch!
I love my food sprinkled with thyme
I second that.
I would like to eat time, but it just won’t stand still.
Wait a minute, you can’t do that!
You’re starting to tick me off!
Let just face it, You never liked me.
Oh shush! I should clock you one for that.
Don’t lay a hand on him!
*rings jam’s bell*
*is alarmed*
You should know that I can’t handle myself around someone so fly. (wheel)
c-c-c-combo breaker!
Only if I can grind your gears.
I do have a nice hourglass.
Time appears to be bringing out hour violent sides… (Time is violent…)
Maybe I should stop, watch a while.
I believe I’ll just stop tocking for a bit. And go get a bite.
It is like a ticking time bomb in here.
All this tocking is enough to make me go cuckoo!
You guys have me laughing so much I have to hold my sidereal hard.
At least it’s all digital, so it does not count right?
Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’
Something’s wrong here, but I can’t lay my hand on it.
Let’s tock about it.
What about? My tic?
Ve haf vays to make you TOK!
Arthur! Is that you? Whoa… feels like I just went through the fourth dimension.
I feel like hour posts are being watched.
Insert pun here.
If that was a pun, it was a week one.
Forgive that minute little mistake.
For cogs sake!
I think we need to scale the puns up a bit.
mmmm I may have to spring into action!
*starts sweeping up with hand(y) broom*
haha, you’re such a cuckoo.
scale up the puns? about time!
It all so Quartzal clear.
♫ Time… is on my insides, yes it is!! ♪
Face it, B, the band is no good anymore. It’s time they stopped.
Keith Richards looks more corpselike than Michael Jackson at his memorial service. How can that guy still be alive, after all he’s done to his body?!
Same way Lemmy is!
And ZA!
So Lemmy and Keith Richards are part of the apocalyspse?
I would comment faster, but time is of the essence.
This is all very alarming
Watch and learn.
It’s not polite to tock with your mouth full.
Comment WIN!!!!
/\ ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY BROKE THE COMBO
First!
Thechnically, yes, you were first
But in the minds of readers, you are not.
You do see the thread above, don’t you?
No, his name is First.
Sort of an Abbott and Costello thing.
Who?
What? I don’t know. THIRD BASE.
And I don’t care!
Yeah, he’s on first base.
Who’s on first?
Exactly.
Naturally?
Wait… so you’re saying Exactly Naturally is on first base?
Nooo, Who’s on first.
What’s on second?
They forgot a comma.
“Do not eat, watch.”
*watches*
*eats*
*forgets*
*coma*
Oh, Arthur! Can you hear me? Wake up, wake up! Oh, it’s hopeless!
FREIBIER!
*stampedes*
*badger*
*ducks*
*Llamas*
*platypii*
*dogs*
wooot! platypi!!!!
platypi
*bunnies*
*groupsqueeze*
*return hug*
*return squeeze*
*hopeful some good luck will rub off*
That is a four-leaf clover, is it not?
Yes. And I have nice, furry paws, too. *extends paw* Foop gives a realllly nice paw rub.
♫ Away down yonder in the pawpaw patch ♫
*rubs the group for luck*
*rubs Judy just for fun*
*gets jealous*
*walks through group*
Excuse me, excuse me.
*rubs on everybody*
*rubs Jenny’s feet*
Happy now?
*drunken slurry voice*
I rub you all so much, man!
Don’t tell me you’re getting jealous now ƒ∞þ?
Now foop is drunk?! What is going on in the blog today? Pot brownies, and now this?
Oh, the humanity!!!
*swoons*
oohhh uhhhhh… Thanks GV. That feels wonderful.
*rubs everybody*
*catches Brewski*
:kiss:
*wears silk so as not to be left out of the rubbing*
*runs down the thread rubbing everyone*
*Dives into the thread wearing microfleece*
Might as well make some electricity while I’m at it!
*Rubs everyone, then stands by, ready to >ZAP!< tr*lls*
*sighs*
What have I gotten myself into?
*rubs in the grass to leave a mark*
*Rubs all whilst wearing rubber!*
OK, um…
8-o
*whispers
easier to earth myself if that static goes off any time soon!
Show him something he likes or that is familiar to him. The familiarity might bring him back.
That’s why he yelled “free beer” in German. That woke me up and I was in Ohio and not even online.
Free beer?!!? Again??!!
*stampedes*
*walks in front of Brewski and cannot avoid the trampling*
Ayyeeeiii!!
Here Mal, this’ll make it all better.
*hands Mal a free beer*
*helps Mal up, gets bunny-sized mug ready*
Wait..Brewski….can you have beer??
Yeah, I’m not teetotalling, I’m just avoiding the wild drunken blog-crawls that I have unfortunately fallen into 3 times. Besides, I just stampeded, I haven’t had anything to drink yet!!
Why?
Only 3 times? *Looks skeptical*
Because you keep trying to open the bottle I gave you with a toilet!
*hands Brewski a can of cheap lager*
Just like on Cops…
Officer: How much have you had to drink today, sir?
Driver: Wellll, Occifer, ah b’leeve u’twas tee martoonies. Yeah, twee. *holds up four fingers*
1. Dragon grog.
2. Dragon… er… meds.
3. Mojito madness.
P-b-b-b-b-bbttt!!! :p
I know I’ve missed a lot…there was something about a baster and junior mints…
And he wasn’t even drunk then, Anniebunny!
Oh, I don’t think alcohol was involved in the pregnancy.
I think I spelled that wrong..baster..i mean the object you baste turkeys with..or that…other thing they did with it, here….Didn’t Crosby donate for someone and they used a baster thingy?
Let me go on record as stating that, sordid and outrageous as the whole turkey baster incident may have been, there was no Crosby involved. Repeat: NO CROSBY.
Although during the subsequent delivery fiasco there may have been some Nashing of teeth.
Stills goin’ on abouts that are ya LCB?
We are all Stills too Young for any of this.
*apologizes to aiki for being young but not refreshing* *facesmack*
Delivery? So…what did he have? *nibbles more brownie* Aiki you are so awesome…
Supposedly I had a fully prepared calamari appetizer. But I suspect the real baby got misplaced in all the excitement.
Whoa… just had a thought. You know how Patrica’s been a little… homicidal lately? Kinda like a new mother protecting her young?
*Glances at Aiki*
You might want to check exactly what she brought with her when GV sent her off with you.
@ ƒ∞þ – no apology needed. I was trying to figure out how to put Young in there… couldn’t quite get it.
And Bearly… What do you know that I don’t? Is there something about Patrica that I should worry about apart from her murderous tendencies?
We-ell, she has taken to torturing kittens. I managed to stop her, but now you’ll have to find a way!
Well, I didn’t take off with the Brewski baby. And…
*Glares at fellow failbloggers*
…I trust that none of you took it…
So who does that leave?
*Whips around to look accusingly at Patrica*
*runs out of room with Patrica*
BLLLLAAAAMMMM
*Zapping sounds can be heard*
*Comes back into the room with a tray full of cooked steaks and Patrica in tow.
*throws another (*) into previous comment*
Oh sure! Blame the cow, she’ll eat anything! Very nice.
Mmmmmm timex sandwich
not until the big hand touches the little one
Bad touch!
I sure liked it!
In that case.
*touches Ms B, again*
it may affect your ticker
It may tickle your affection.
It may pickle your affliction.
It may tick an affect.
It may have tacky effects?
It may have iffy tactics.
It may fly tictacs
Strap me on for the time of my life.
Or your life?
Not on your wife.
Unfortunately, I must cry “shopped” on this one. Still amusing.
I must cry “Intentional!” on this one….
No fail. No prize. No puppy.
No puppy?
*scratches Jules’ ears*
You can be my puppy!
*wags tail*
*fetches mimosa for Ms. B*
Wow, if that’s what one gets for scratching your ears, what do I get for this?
*Rubs Jules’ belly*
*readies shamwow*
*drools*
*reads shamwow* “Made in Germany”
That’s not his belly…
that’s not his hand
That’s not a kinfe.
Is it a knife?
Eys.
This is not a bin. (someone had to)
This is not a door.
THIS! IS NOT! SPARTA!
300 decibels!
wow Arthur I never knew you could shout that loud!
Yes it is!
That’s okay, you weren’t to know, I just made it up.
#!/bin/bash/
Stop bashing around, you’re going to break my shell collection!! You act like you’re Bourne to raise hell!
(OK, this is pretty Korny)
*Is impressed*
I would have to echo your sentiments. I may have to loop around and clear my mess up. But in case I start up, you can tell me to stop and exit with force.
Yaccity-yacc…
In trying to parse your awk-ward lex-icon, I find myself greping around in the dark.
THAT’s a kinfe!
Silly movie, but somehow that line survived. Works better with kinfe, though.
I thought it was rather dull.
I ended up watching a Bollywood version of Crocodile Dundee late one night. Took me ages to realise I knew what was happening.
That’s kind of awesome! Do you know what the Bollywood version was called?
*squirms with happiness*
*fetches Bearly a Lazy-Boy and a Long Island Ice tea*
*takes Jules for a car ride and gets him an ice cream*
How about me?
The last time someone took him for ice cream, things did not turn out well for him!
*feeds Jules a dozen hard-boiled eggs*
*rethinks asking Jules for a ride*
*fetches brewski a GT500*
And while your at it you have to give Annie and ride.
(Ride has a different meaning here, ride has a different meaning here…)
A GT500? Sweet!
*grabs Annie, shoves her in passenger seat*
*jump in, starts engine*
VRROOOOMM!!
SCREEEEEECH!!!
SMASH!!!
Damn. That was reverse? That’s where first is on my car. That car was insured, right Jules?
I don’t know. Did you think I bought it or something? I said fetch, not bought.
*stumbles out of sidecar, hopping sideways* ohhh…..tha’ was awwwwesome Brewski….
*drops brownie* whoaaa dude….I dropped my brownie…
Here annie, have some Cheetohs and Visine! But just don’t look at them because you’ll start laughing.
Ok…but the visine tastes funny and the cheetos make my fur all orangey…*feels suddenly like she might smell like food now*
*licks annie*
Tasty!
*nibbles on ears*
*licks Annie*
Uh oh, I think I’m going to get a hairball…
I lost my nuts.
This hot fudge Sunday w/ nuts is really…wait a minute….Where were you when you lost those nuts???
I think I found them.
I think it was last week, I was told there would be ice cream.
There was no ice cream!
Ice cream is not a lie.
Only the cake is.
Wait, did I just preposition someone in the end?
(probably not a good question to pose here…)
*accepts Foop’s preposition *
tosses it around like toy -up, down, behind my back, under my leg.
And the psychic failbloggers have it again! Why, just yesterday Jenny was licking her Timex! Good thing they posted this before she got too hungry.
The instructions don’t mention if licking the Timex is acceptable. I have to assume so, otherwise they woud be sued for false advertising.
So long as you don’t push any buttons while you do so. Otherwise it isn’t saliva-proof.
It must be true! John Cameron Swayze said so!!
*stomps foot*
Damn! What happened to my watch?
“…sued for false advertising”. There’s so much wrong with this, especially given the subject matter.
A) False advertising would most likely incur a fine … not the same as being sued.
B) If something went wrong they would be liable for the damage caused, not for any advertising infringement.
C) This isn’t an advert.
D) Since when has ‘not’ mentioning something qualified as ‘false advertising’. That’s like saying: “That car advert didn’t tell me that the Ford cannot go 1000mph therefore it must be true, and if not they are falsely advertising this product to me” … and then suing them for such.
E) You display your understanding that this is a set of instructions earlier in your paragraph; meaning you’re not stupid, but perhaps retarded.
I could probably squeeze a few more out but I bored myself
So it’s true! Some lawyers/barristers/soliciters/whatever have no sense of humour!!
I was referring to the Timex ad campaign, “Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!”
If you don’t get it, don’t analyse.
Do analyse! Please! I love completely pointless rants!
serious case of the munchies
He does look rather out of it.
caution: your watch and sphincter may not work correctly after ingestion
So you can’t set you watch by your bowel motions?
or movements?
Exactly! You’re supposed to pry off the crystal with your canines!
My canines? Jules! Here boy!
*prys off crystals*
*eats crystals*
*has shiny poop*
I hope LCB doesn’t see that.
Great. Now who is going to clean that up?
I am not polishing that turd
I don’t think LCB is quite that hard up…
*sees that*
*reaches out to grab…*
*EYE BLEACH*
Ah ha! Now I know how to protect my shinys!
*sits to watch with intense interest as Brewski attempts to “protect” his shiny automobile*
No worries, I have a large Taco Bell coupon book. Just give me a month.
“So what’s with Brewski? He had that bada$$ sportscar last month and now he’d driving a POS.”
*secretly replaces “d” with “s” in previous post*
You might want to rethink that one Brewski. Passing that much crystal could have serious side effects.
But on the other hand, think how much you’ll save not having to buy Shinola!
OK, maybe this will be a tough pill to swallow. But I’ve seen under that mask, so watch you step, or I’ll come after you! Bwahaha!!!
Just when you do, please don’t have your stalker team park on the lawn again. We just re-seeded it.
*reminisces about watching team of sweaty, hunky landscapers wielding sweaty, hunky turkey basters*
If you behave, I’ll let you borrow my copy of “Turkeys without Dressing”. The centerfold has a king-size turkey baster that would make Foghorn Leghorn blush.
Brewdki? (Dis I miss something there?)
Not at all.
But I’m soooooo hungry!
*throws brownies baked with pot to Ms B*
*grabs a brownie*
*tastes*
Hmm. That’s not pot, that’s thyme! You got ripped off, tech! Ha!
*stumbles in with bits of watch strap stuck in teeth*
more!! moooorrree!!!!!!
*vomits*
*falls in it*
Zombie impressions already?
*hugs Jimbo’s ankle*
Oh dear, I had NO idea your penguin was that big!
*quietly slips out with Tech’s brownies while everyone’s trying the ‘replacements’*
*Holds Patrica ransom for a share of brownies*
You can keep her! She’s turned into a homicidal maniac! She’s never been the same since the “operation”. In fact I’ll give you half the brownies to mind her!
*gives aikiwaza 7 brownies*
*covets brownies*
*eyes Patrica suspiciously*
*offers popcorn to Aiki* This is getting interesting…
*Sniffs popcorn*
*takes some popcorn*
*tries to keep an eye on Patrica, Gaynorvader, Annie, and the brownies simultaniousy*
Ahhh! They’re all out to get me…
*distracts Aiki with a squeeze*
*swipes a brownie and stuffs it in her mouth*
Aiki! Bad tiger!
*Makes batter for new tray of brownies*
Now, do you want Arthur to add his… special ingredient to these?
Ummm… Which special ingredient of his are we talking? I’ve seen him do some questionable things before.
Some of them even on the blog!
That’s not baby-batter you are putting in that pan is it?
Oh, baby batter! Is it baby seal batter, because I could really go for some baby seal. I haven’t had one since the last time I went club’in.
You guys have some weird taste in brownies. All I was going to do was add a bit assault in the batter(y).
..and no battery acid please..
Wait, Bearly is dropping acid in the batter?
See pot is a gateway drug.
now i want an edible watch….
Then do not buy the i-Control.
There is nothing better then a good rolex covered with cheese
That’s an expensive snack.
I know but you have to pay to get the good cheese
Watching your weight anyone?
Don’t need to. You?
Yup. My doctor says if I get much thinner flu season will be a serious health threat to me.
He didn’t tell you about storms? Concrete shoes, just sayin’.
Are you suggesting I get fat enough to float?
*confused*
I thought you are thin? Then a strong wind copuld blow you away. If you’re fat I’ve got nothing.
What’s a copuld?
A kobold that is getting some.
It’s where you grab someone’s wotsits.
And by wotsits, I mean the cheesey variety.
you rang?
I did not, I just *squeezed* a little.
*hides cheesey wotsits*
*get your own*
*licksgranny*
GAH! How did THAT happen?
I am, 5’7″ and 110 pounds, that’s 50 kilos for you metric folks. I can’t believe I didn’t catch that reference, especially after all those times I’ve been knocked back in heavy winds (not kidding) and wanted to strap a kite on myself.
I’ll tell you how I do it, Chinese food.
I live on Mc Donald’s and quad stackers at Burger King. Not too fond of the sauces Chinese food uses, thanks for the suggestion though.
I’ve tried to gain weight, but it just doesn’t work.
*drinks a high-calorie beer*
Oh please! Don’t try to make me feel sorry for you!
How can I feign anger as a crash test dummy? *sigh*
Another SUV??! @$%@#!!!!! (like that)
It would indeed be a problem if you sneezed with your back to a canyon or an open fire.
Speaking of sneeze and fire, has anyone seen DW lately?
She’s been very scarce ever since her laptop went up (literally) in flames. One of the hazards of computing while Dragon…
I don’t get it. Why is he sticking a cross through his watch?
It’s a vampire watch? After all, it sparkles.
He’s trying to pry it off his face?
I L’dOL! Truly.
Who knew thyme tasted so good.
perhaps he is very farsighted, has the munchies and has mistaken the watch for a hot wing! (squint to blur picture to see my point)
I knew a girl once that had a legitimate problem with licking watches. Never eating though.
are you sure it wasn’t crotches?
dyslexia is a huge problem these days, did she ever lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
Thank you all – the comment thread had me rolling on the floor… they were more entertaining than the subject… I needed the laugh!
Glad to be of service!
*Curtsies slightly*
-although it is not usually over till Brewski is nude, or the bar runs dry.
If it does we’ll just have to find someone sober enough to stand and send them on a beer run. We have it covered.
I’ll just hop on party-pony and go for a beer run. What kind should I get?
*gallops away before you can answer*
Hm, I must have a dirty mind, because when you ride your pony, I…
Never mind.
*practices times tables in head to distract self*
*offers whipped soap for dirty mind*
*gallops away side saddle*
*gets popcorn, watches Brewski*
You know..I’ve never been here when it actually happens.
With all the freibier circulating around here, I don’t think you’ll have to wait long today!
*Hands Brewski a strong dark beer*
Drink up Brewski… can,t leave the ladies waiting.
No no no… hate to disappoint, but I’m a reformed Brewski!! No more drunken carousing!
Besides, I don’t need beer to be an obnoxious flirt!
*gooses bearly*
AnnieB just wants to see you nekkid! You do not have to be sozzled for that either! (much)
Usually, it happens without any conscious effort on my part. Fire, auto accidents, chemical solvents, you name it.
AAAAH! I accidenty some chemical solvent on my car and now it is burning!
*takes of trousers and throws over flames in attempt to put out fire*
AAAAH! We need more trousers!
Quick, Brewski! Give Czuhc your pants!
Oh no! *rips off jeans in one motion*
*throws on fire*
Since these kind of emergencies seem to happen so frequently, I had the foresight to install velcro seams for quick removal.
*completely forgets popcorn and brownies*
You did remember to bring some marshmellows though?
There you go, Anniebunny. Your first live, naked Brewski. ^^ Congratulations!
Wait! I’m not naked!! I still have my snug Buzz Lightyear briefs, and my shirt!
:p
*starts playing the Audition’s “Warm Me Up”*
At least it’s not Winnie the Pooh today!
C:\cd\Brewski
Brewski:\Run breifs
:breifs not found
Brewski:\Run shirt
:shirt not found
Is that you, mrgreen?
♫If I could save time in a bottle, then I would spend it with youuu.♫
♫ Timex consumed today!
Young watches can go their way.
Can’t put it off another day.
I don’t care what others say.
They say we don’t listen anyway.
The Timex consumed today! ♫
Where is Qwaz? He fixed my Timex yesterday?
Awww. Now there’ll never be any little ticktocks. *sigh*
MARIMAN
This is so America… “Oh, we have to say that the watch is uneatable, or else someone will have the idea to sue us, just because we assume that people are not STUPID”
Slaps w00t with a slander lawsuit.
Slap w00t for ‘failure to launder his suit’
But what if you wanted to watch what you eat?
Not just eating the watch, but also RTFP: no buttons pressed underwater?
i found that dum to lol its water proof as long as you dont touch it lol
Damnit, failblog is eating my comments. Let me try that again:
What I like is at some point an artist was tapped to create that warning image, and he or she did it without complaint. If someone had asked me to do it, I would’ve said, “Are you ******* insane?”
Then you might have done it, laughing and making the guy look a little stoned…
Yeah, perhaps he is very farsighted, is stoned, has the munchies and has mistaken the watch for a hot wing! (squint to blur picture to see my point)
Lol, it is true, here follows the original:
http://homepage.mac.com/ggilliom/VersatileWords/timex.pdf
Considering that the ‘don’t eat the watch’ warning is the only one in the entire manual with a picture, I’m starting to think this was done as a deliberate joke.
:eye roll:
Yes, of course it’s a deliberate joke. But it’s still funny.
Dude, don’t let it get away! You need it to see!
ah, watches, my main form of sustainance!
Careful, those watch diets will turn you into a ticking time bomb.
*takes into concideration* psst, where’s your ‘s’ and what is that ‘d’ doing in your name?
“S” is for squeeze!!
*squeezes abstract*
LOL!! *giant squeeze*
I`d rather just save time and eat a sandwich, or a moomin. *squeeze* I miss you guys like crazy! How is everyone?
Mr.Cuddles?!
*SQUEEZE*
*GIANT SQUEEEEEEEZE*
Just in case that has to last you a while.
Mr. Cuddles you’ve escaped the evil corporate meanies!
*Squeeze*
*rubs eyes*
Can it be? No! Am I hallucinating? Wait! It is! It IS!!
*big welcome-back SQUEEZE*
*Shyly *SQUEEZES* Mr. Cuddles*
Since your boss is scary and mean, I haven’t gotten to know you, but I’m glad you’re here now!
mr cuddles, Bearly. Bearly, mr cuddles.
She’s fairly new but is a lot of fun!
Oh, and she tends to repeat herself sometimes.
*Shyly *SQUEEZES* Mr. Cuddles*
Since your boss is scary and mean, I haven’t gotten to know you, but I’m glad you’re here now!
Gah! Double post!
*Headdesk headdesk*
*places pillow between Bearly’s head and her desk so she won’t hurt herself*
It’s hard for me to reply to individual comments with my phone so I’ll have to start new threads. It’s very nice to meet you Bearly. I still haven’t found a way around the company’s block besides using my phone. So what’s new?
I’m a father! I mean, a mother! Well, kinda both, or maybe neither! I think Admiral is the father. Or maybe lolcatburglar. But the baby was eaten by everybody! Or maybe not. Ohhhh, I’m so confused…
What he’s trying to say is that LCB impregnated him using a turkey baster, and he gave birth to a squid-thing that nobody’s seen since. But I don’t think anybody ate it.
*pats Brewski comfortingly*
*Picking teeth*
I thought I saw it scampering… it was scampering over there.
*points to a wall*
Aiki, you’re a naughty tiger! Go to my room! I mean -um – yeah, my room!
Woo hoo!
*saunters off after Aiki*
I don’t know if I should congratulate you or mourn your loss and offer to help you make another baby hahah!
*snork*
Yep, that’s mr cuddles all right.
*squeeze*
We miss you, too Mr. Cuddles!
*Pokes thread*
Mr. Cuddles?
*Sigh*
*Tosses Mr. Cuddles his baseball and glove as he is led back to the hole*
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
is it really you? yeah!! welcome back! *squeeze*
Someone had to have done it and sued for them to have put it on the box. Stupid people should not have access to lawyers.
I’ll meet you guys on the next fail. I don’t move as quickly as I used to and I can’t swap between the fails.
We’re all getting older…
*squeeze*
why would they have to put that on a label are people that stuipd? if so we are doomed.
good to know.
buba® usually eat a little piece of watches he owns, because he finds them tasty. this one is probably untasty.
Humor != Fail.
the Timex slogan used to be “Takes a licking and keeps on ticking”, and one of their ads talked about how the watch was eaten by an animal and came back out still working. So probably people keep trying to eat the watches to see if it’s true.
did he die?
there goes my dinner plans. i was going to have watch with a side helping of dish washer, and finish the evening with my Clio pudding.
i actualy had one of these watches for scuba diving. i could not believe they had that in there
Do not eat watch? Oh no… I’m in trouble…
OM NOM OM.
But its lunch time!
I think he looks like he has the expression of a retarded person. (Duhhhhhhhhh…. me eat watch!!!)
He looks more like he’s stoned. Maybe he has the munchies?
hello everybody I’d like to make my prescence know, I am Twitchthaclown. A wicked clown from BFE texas, nice to make you’re aquaintence.
Last!
no yer not
nomnomnom
Om nom nom nom
Photoshop.
In his defense, the guy in that illustration looks really stoned. Probably just some extreme munchies.
more like stupid people fail, they had to put that on there because someone tried to do that and they sued…
Nope! Nobody ever sued, that I’m aware of….
I worked for Timex when this line came out. The Brand Manager had a wicked sense of humor and wanted to see if anyone ever read the directions. I got to proof-read the directions!!! TOO COOL!
No, I’m the president of Timex and I invented that watch and wrote all the directions. If you’re going to photochop it, at least try to use a font that is somewhat close to matching the rest of the directions.
illustration must done by photoshop…… I guess, spiderpoman
It’s a sensor of humor win. With all these retarded “Don’t do [...]” listing that are required I suppose they decided to throw some in that were totally retarded.
People who claim Youtube has the dumbest comments the internet has to offer should really swing by and see you guys. Of course, you and the Youtube mouth-breathers are probably the same actual sample of 12 year old boys, but I think you really shine in this context.
the saddest part is theat they had enough dumbasses do that that they had to put a warning.
lmao this guy looks familiar
Eat the watch it tastes like a cheeseburger.
CAN YOU SAY NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
BUT I’M SOOOO HUNGRY!!!!
hahahahah wow guys enough with all the clock puns
This is such a fail that it’s practically a WIN!
so… tempting… WILLPOWER!!
Hal Sparks will do anything for a laugh…
Ha ha ha,,, that’s a nice one!
nom nom nom nom
Watch me eat my watch
every time i see a watch my first compulsion is to eat it.
How many times has this happened for them to have to put up a warning???!!!???
i wouldn’t have habeebed it and thought it was a typo if it weren’t for the illustration
why not i just had watch the other day, i have watch all the time, what’s so bad about this one?
MMMMMMM. Watch is so delicious
GET YOUR “HANDS” OFF OF ME
Too many puns too Count.
Because douchbags made a trial in court against the watch company, obviously.