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I’ll bet this gets fuzzed out soon
5 o’clock shadow?
Just a trim?
somewhere brazillian?
first
Mah. Does Anybody know where this is? y.y
Look down genius.
Did you know that if you put your name and social security number on the Internet, the computor will censor it out.
Fred tomlinson
*********
WOW, That’s AMAZING!! Can I try?
Brewski MaltJohn Doe405-58-1994***-**-****Visa: 1023-5584-9022-0027 exp 08/2010Visa: ****-****-****-**** exp **/****Wow! You’re right! Amazing!
#$% So you were the one who stole my wallet!!
I didn’t steal your wallet.. i borrowed it for a while.
Just without the intention of ever giving it back ^_^
Dildos o.O
no that was me…
she got up early just to get ready for the google car, or dare i say… fail car!
Oh crap!
Uhhh! How do you delete a comment?
PLEASE help
:O
HAHAHA!! FAIL!!!
Omg, I can’t believe you fell for that. D:
lol guys this is an old ass joke from 4chan. i cant believe YALL fell for it.
You idiot! That guy was so obviously trying to get stupid people like you to post their social security numbers!
… I hope to God that’s sarcasm..
If you really fell for that you diserve to be robbed
Wow. Spelling fail .Deserve?
wow… hope your not serious. Sorry sucks to be you if not.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
IT IS SAD
…FOR YOU
Andreas: If you are serious and that’s real info, then send an email to failblog (“contact us” link on the main page) and ask to have your post deleted. Point them to the fail in question, and the specific post, so they can easily search and find it.
visa numbers start with a 4, mastercard numbers start with a 5. it’s not real. but all the assholes here laughing at him look stupid.
Its not a valid SIN. (Theres a simple checksum process that you can use to figure it out)
*sees that Andreas is pulling a stunt*
Nevermind, stop pulling people’s leg, Andreas, it’s really rude.
Crap like that is going to quickly get you blacklisted.
Thanks xCainex, but I already figured it out. He’s an a**hole.
*squeeze*
Now who’s got the cobwebs? I figured it was a joke when I first saw it, B!
Hi Judy!
Yeah, yeah, chalk it up to my ever-trusting-and-naive-helpful-nature. This idjut pretended to post as a scammer, then posted as somebody else as a victim. And the numbers are made-up. It really pisses me off when people pull stunts like that.
How are you doing tonight?
FAKE FAIL LOLZ
I’m doing well, Brewski! About to call it a night. How was your weekend trip?
You’re Mr. Ed fan: your acatar is the same, and is generated uniquely depending on your e-mail. It would be an amazing coincidence if you and him have the same avatar generated by your e-mail adresses.
your screwed
Wow, only in this country a few short years, and already you’ve succumbed to the influence of the school system.
Your social security number was issued in Texas between 2001 and 2002.
Except a Visa number starts with 4.
LOL. That was great, Brewski (and to think most people didn’t even realize you were being sarcastic)…
really!?!? that’s amazing
Don Cheyney
063923061
Mother’s maiden name: Aghili
NOT VALID.
Yes it is. It’s active in New York.
The other one is also valid, and active in Texas.
Cool! let me try…
Asys Jua
329-21-4187
I hope you were not jocking Mr. Ed fan!!
you fail
yah you can really tell where that is by a tiny blurry mini-map when it could be anywhere on earth with street view -.-
It says “12 Vishoek, Groningen, Netherlands”
I checked, and it’s been deleted: you can’t go to that exact location. You can go to 2 Vishoek, and to other streets nearby, but you can’t go to 12 Vishoek.
if you were to notice as to what that street was linked up with… epic irony
the netherlands
12 Vishoek, Groningen, GR, Nederland
this is amsterdam (netherlands)
Groningen, Netherlands.
MAI ROFLNAIF GOS SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE LOLOLOL
pwnt
Brazil??? Definitely a FAIL.
DID SHE DIE??
gay
no, this is in holland, groningen (stad) and then vishoek 12 (street) it is already deleted
brazil don’t have “google street view”
Does Anybody know where this is?
I can say with certainty, it is somewhere. Just not here.
♫ Does anybody really know what time it is? ♫
♫ No mister president, what time is it? ♫
Hammer time.
♫Danananana, dana, dana! Can’t touch this!♫
Sorry, I couldn’t help it.
Cause she’s a super-freak, super-freak, she’s super freakayyy
Couldn’t resist either
C-c-c-coommbboooo breaker!!!@@!!#$!!!
C-c-c-combo breaker combo!!!!!!
Does anybody really care? We’ve all got time enough to fly….
why do you wanna know ?
no
It’s in Groningen, a dutch city. (I live there)
Yes, it’s in Groningen, but they’ve taken it out…
She took it out? There’s still plenty more on her windowsill to fill the hole.
TWSS
Whatev.
It’s been taken “uut Gruningen”?
(You have to be Dutch to get that one, sorry.
)
volgens mij is het “uut Grunn”
You live in that apartment?
yanno… what’s her name who regularly posts here, cansi or something like that… doesn’t she work in a dildo shop? is this one of her client’s apartments?
Supposedly it’s the Vishoek in Groningen, Holland. At least that’s what the tag on the picture says…
12 Vishoek, Groningen, OR, Nederland is banned now.
Very fail
Such a self-serving fail.
Don’t be such a boob.
I find it titillating.
or dildo.
quite the collection… is she drying them out from the frequent overuse?
“how much is that dildo in the window, the one with the waggly…”
im laughing so hard im cryin. that is the funniest thing ive heard in a while.
ROFLMAO! after a really bleak Monday you just totally turned my day around.
Her customers are bound to get some waggly tail.
can I get directions?
A little lower and to the left ….
Lol. Thats a nice comeback in and out of context ^^
That’s a nice cumback in and out of you.
(ohbaby)
third shit
Today? Maybe you need laxatives.
or immodium perhaps?
Peppermint tea will keep you regular you know!
Or Taco Bell.
eeewww… taco smells for when your end smells like a planet.
B.R.A.T. diet: Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast
That should help with that. You’re welcome.
bratwurst
emetrol for the brats.
beer for the belly.
and, as this woman knows, dildos for those moments when he just cannot.
shouldn’t that be “dildos for those moments when he does not.”
What about “dildos for those moments when she doesn’t want him to?”
Dildos?
Hark at that, will you? The cry of “Dildos?” erupts from the wilderness.
Huh.
The cry of the innocent….being broken beyond recognition!
An innocent dildo — would that be a new virgin one?
I’m not sure the Herald Angels would be singing for this one.
Might the angels be erupting instead?
I had no idea that dildos cry! The things one can learn from Failblog!
you have to pay extra for that feature, or send it to granny to be retro-fitted
Didn’t Prince sing about that once?
It depends upon who buys them and to what purpose they are put …
This will just make you cry…
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812490
Can’t substitute for the real thing.
hello all!
the penguins are speaking to me again
lol
you owe me money for more therapy you filth penguins
how can I owe you money? I am after all just a figment of your imagination!
Just give him figs and mints then!
at least keep me regular
*is not listening to the penguin*
la la la
no penguin, no penguin here
thats right, just pretend I don’t exist
BURMA!
*penguin on top of television explodes*
I’m sorry I have a cold.
I came in here for an argument.
No you didn’t.
Yes I di-
Oh, this is ridiculous. And it’s not pronounced “Raymond Luxury Yacht”, it’s “Throat Wobbler Mangrove”.
A squeeze of lemming with that sir?
How ’bout these? Breaks the ice at naughty parties!
Mr smokes too much?- well you had better cut down a bit..
I’m sorry?
Albatross? Albatross?
alt13 you’ve got as much imagination as a caravan site….but I still love you alt13
Bond, I’m sure you’ve been told, at least once before, to say “NO” to drugs. So, you’ve not been being forceful enough and been seduced by them OR insanity runs in your blood.
eg: “Albatross? Albatross?”
I tried saying “NO” to drugs but they just wouldn’t listen!
“what flavour is it?”
“it’s bloody albatros flavour”
You can be happy.
Albatross. 
I’m in a conflict over why this is a fail. Don’t we fail to see something here?
It’s a fail because they’re using Internet Exploiter!
To make matters worse…they’ve installed a toolbar!
And it just bar-ley works.
Double flail!
Double flails are double fails, actually. You swing the bar, one spiked-ball misses your target, the other hits you square in the crotch, and then the first one hits your leg.
Oh come on, as the below suggests, we have the women showing a lot at the window, the dildos stacked in a line on the window ledge, while a Google car strolls past. And on top of all that fail, we’ve found some arse bored or without life enough to find this thing (can’t really call it a woman)
I should have been there
*squeeze*
Why? Did you have an appointment?
You should really call if you aren’t going to make it.
*squeezie*
I left a facebook-wall comment letting her know I’d be late.
*squeezie-squeeze”
lol thats in amsterdam, the red light district
not really, I lived there and I don’t recognise the map.
or the dildo’s
Are you sure about that one, how do you know what onions like to do in their spare time
no, that’s Groningen (also in the Netherlands)
thats not in amsterdam
its in Groningen (vishoek 4) you can read it if you look close
but i tried to find it but it said that the image is no longer available
vishoek 12, groningen…
fish hook 12, groningen 0
For this there will be blood I think.
Is this no country for old men?
Indeed, but her husband had better not catch’er in the rye.
Lots of people grow things on the windowsill.
she has a problem with squatters?
*SNORT!* Pigoen theory
I love that they’re bending towards the light.
they look at you wherever you are in the room?
I have plants like that!
penis fly-trap?
Nope bluebellends!
Daffodildos!
Are those mushrooms edible?
No, but you can suck on them.
I believe the correct term is “dildowsill.” (Morning! ♫ )
Do you reckon the window vibrates at all?
Or slides in and out, rather than up and down.
hmmmm…
I wonder if she asks people to use the window rather than the back door.
No, she asks them to use the fire esc-what? I mean…I dunno.
*whistles innocently*
*peers* Wow, thats a fail. You’re on fail blog, you dont have any innocence.
Wonder if Chandividus sold to her her wares on the window ledge lol?
If not, she’s missing out on a big piece of business.
hehehehe… brewski said “big piece”… hehehhehhh
Morning all *squeezes*
morning!
*squeeze!*
*morning squeeze*
Morning!
*triple squeezes*
Oooh ahhhh.
*applauds*
Thank you, thank you.
For my next feat, I will do a quadruple-handspring reverse-squeeze with half twist.
*looks skeptical*
Goooooooooo Brewski!
*waves pompoms*
All right, we’re ready for you!
*Squeeze to all!*
*dons miniskirt and belly top*
*borrows k@’s pompoms*
Give me a B!
*walk in*
*waves to audience*
*steadies self… starts running*
*trips and faceplants in mud*
Ptew! OK, I need practice.
*back flips*
*lands in splits*
Give me an R!
oooooh GV *round of applause*
*cartwheels*
Give me an A!
What’s that spell?
Did someone request a nut bra?
I had one of those yesterday. I used Hendricks Gin to make it…
Good morning all.
good morning!
Morning!
mornink!
Is that a typo or a colloquialism?
Biro colloquialism!
Biro?
I was writing and typing and my pen exploded- tis a pun just for myself- sorry!
Ah it all makes sense now!
G’morning.
Have a nice weekend?
hamsterdam
I think it says “Groningen”, let me have a look-see
OK, it is Groningen, type: “vishoek, Groningen”, and find an “image no longer available”
Yep, the closest you seem to be able to get is here http://tinyurl.com/lkkzc3 in the User Photos for the location you can see the building in the background http://i40.tinypic.com/2n6ftf.jpg
*googles and ogles*
its like when the dictionary came out, people only ever used it for looking up rude words
Granny, your clickie made me snorkity. thanks.
i think its Groningen actaully, judged by the words next to the arrow the google page is in Dutch anyway.
coordinates, give me coordinates
Latitude: 53° 13′ 0 N, Longitude: 6° 32′ 60 E
but what is the 6 digit map reference including code?
Never happy!
map reference 215074 on sheet 2805
sky or earth?
53.219244,6.558128
It’s removed
yep/// removed
yep, removed… http://bit.ly/jB4bd
I will beam you right there grannycatflap.
Stand by transporter. One big cat to beam.
*closes eyes*
this is going to be AWESOME!
*throws bukkit of glitter for twinkly effect*
*makes TARDIS noises*
*slips one out*
hold your horses! Granny’s got to change again
*collapses horse*
Oops, held it too tight.
*Gets out sonic screwdriver just in case*
This is Groningen, the Netherlands. The address is Vishoek 12 and the picture has been taken down by Goolge maps.
Grannycatflap what are your coordinates and we will spy on you?LOL
34°01′41.26″S and 18°26′27.12″E
Its a bit cloudy today, but I’ll try and walk around naked as much as possible
LMAO gcf. I spit coffee all over the screen thanks.
*comes in with a nipple-stand that can be seen from space*
you mean you didn’t know I was boy?
*locks in coordinates*
*focuses spy satellite*
AAAAHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
*runs away screaming*
*peeks into screen*
ARGHHH!!!
*writhes on floor*
I live in Groningen. Never been near this house though, but I could be there in 10 minutes if I wanted to (which I don’t. REPEAT, I DON’T) on my trusty old bicycle.
Go and ride like the wind and give us a picture clicky of the window and house go go go go go go !
are those dildos placed in front of the window?
Ask your mom if they are?
No, I believe they are behind it. 100%
Depends on your point of view though….(yes I am a pedant)
oldshit is old
You should try flushing your toilet every once in a while.
LOL! you may need to use a broomstick to push it down with by now
If it is yellow let it mellow,if it is brown flush it down.
if its red, find some meds
If it’s green- doc should be seen!
If it’s gold, it’s really old
If it’s white, gods what a fright!
If it’s blue, I don’t know what to do
If it’s purple, you are not of this earth and should be taken away and experimented on.
If it’s rainbow, Interpol will be around in a minute to arrest you.
♫ The sh1t police, they live inside of my head!! ♪
If it’s pink, watch what you drink.
If it’s orange, it’s a poet’s nightmare…
*whistles, sweeping floor after a great performance*
that was one awesome show…
Or a jackhammer.
on second thought, it might be easier to just move
I thought it was a *move* that started all this.
Hmm… I told my girl not to sign that form…
Well she did and you where not there to protect her. How does that make you feel?
for the year’s supply of dildo’s? no action for you then!
Are those a bunch of dildos on her window sill?
yes… yes they are
they were all out of roses
Shoulda known you were the one who sent her that bouquet, Granny.
A bouquet of … Daffodildos?
upsidaisies!
Popsies.
Sweet Potato Flowers.
What a dillemmna.
Too much choice.
Eenee meenee minee mo
(I have no idea how to spell that – can’t recall ever seeing it in print before)
well that type of thing has been known to cause blindness
*walks into wall*
No it does not!
Link or it didn’t happen.
Sure, click on my name!
Ohh cool! I’m moving to South Dildo.
Well, since the jet lag hasn’t worn off yet, I’m off to bed.
‘Night, all!
night! but you should fight the urge
Its in Groningen in on the Vishoek 12…. the image has been deleted… i believe its a normal street and not a red light district or so…. i will check it out when i’m in Groningen agian….
That’s privacy fail, Google maps win.
Duh
No, Win doh!
A win doe a win deer a female win deer,
ray a drop of golden sun…
I really wish someone could tell me where this is.
…
Morning!
*Squeeze*
Afternoon! Too bad, now I must die one day without knowing where this is. Sad.
There must be a way of gleaning the information from somewhere! But where?
Morning Arthur!
It’s in the Netherlands! BMW Win!
Groningen is a nice town, btw. And the girls there! Incredible. (No, I’m not talking about the woman on the pic!)
True, I met one that could bend over backwards and lick her ankle! Amazing!
Say, I’ve been meaning to ask… Have you heard of/seen a beer sold in the USA? It’s called “St Pauli Girl”, and shows a sexy blonde barmaid on the label. Is that available in Germany or is it only export? A friend from Germany saw it when in the USA for the first time, and starting laughing. He claimed St. Pauli is known for prostitutes.
I do know it and I also laughed my ass off! I actually still have a label of that beer somewhere.
Not only is St. Pauli indeed famous for its hookers (among other things), but the beer is also brewed in Bremen (if the label is telling the truth). Bremen isn’t Hamburg… Secondly, the girl on the label is wearing a Dirndl – which is something some Bavarians do, but certainly NOT northern Germans. Thirdly it tastes like a bad joke about beer…
And no, we don’t have it here. Don’t think anybody would buy it. Northern Germans would have problems with the Dirndl and Bavarians with St. Pauli.
… and that reminds me of a shampoo I bought in the US. It was named “European Formula” and had six European flags on it. Four of them were wrong.
Noooo! And Americans wonder how we get our bad reputation abroad! :/
Yes, St. Pauli is not a good beer… same for a number of so-called “German” beers, like Lowenbrau. They taste nothing like German beer, and are obviously made for export. Thankfully, we can easily find some good German beers as well… Schneider, Erdinger, Paulaner, Weihenstephaner, Franziskaner, Aecht Schlenkerla, Reissdorf, etc. But, they’re heavily focused on Bavarian imports.
I don’t like Weizenbier (dunno the English term). Say, you don’t have Beck’s? It’s a better beer imo than all the others you mentioned.
I like Bavarian ales like Weizens. But I agree that pils and other styles don’t get enough credit. Becks is available here, but isn’t all that good. They either use a different formula for export, or it doesn’t travel well. They use a light green bottle, and that is the kiss of death in my book (Heinekin does this as well, and it is ALWAYS skunked).
In northern Germany Pils is the predominant beer type. It’s relatively hard to find Kölsch, Lager, Dunkel or others. Weizen is pretty common, too, but I think it’s more of a meal than a beverage.
But anyway, despite being a German and all, my favorite beers are actually Czech. Budweiser (not to be confused with the identical named crap Americans have to suffer from) and my fav in the moment: Pilsner Urquell. That is a great beer!
I like Belgian myself, Leffe Blonde at the moment!
Oh yeah, I love a good lager. I totally agree, Budweiser is great! In the USA, it is sold as “Czechvar” due to the a**holes at Anheiser-Busch stealing and trademarking the name “Budweiser”, even though Europeans had been using the name for centuries. I also like Pilsner Urquell a lot, but it is hard to find a fresh bottle in the USA… they often are skunked or less than fresh.
Another little anecdote from one of my visits to the US (hope I didn’t tell the story before):
A radio ad praising an American beer while bashing the French (kinda unrelated, but French bashing always works in the US, right?). The last line of that ad was “…nothing against the French, but we’ve been doing this since 1939…” Bwahahahaha! Oooooh, 1939! Weihenstephan brews since 1040…
Hilarius, even Guinness has been brewed for longer that that!
Yes, French-bashing is common in the USA. I find it annoying. In my experience, many who complain about “snooty French waiters” and such are the classic “ugly American” tourists. “Garcon!! What is taking so long! And I wanted the dressing on the side! Is this low-fat?”
Do Germans slam the French too? I recall some of my German coworkers not speaking too kindly of the French. Partly because they felt discriminated against when in France.
It’s funny when you consider where the statue of liberty came from! Plus all the help the French gave during the War of independence.
I just love a good logger
Morning Fellows!
*waves*
I think we have huge regional differences when it comes to bashing. The west bashes people from the Netherlands, the east the Polish. All bash Americans, all fear Russians. But in general Germans consider publically bashing a neighbor as not PC. Our history…
Incidentally, does anyone know the reason why the German soccer team wore green jerseys for their away strip?
No, I don’t. Now they’re red – Klinsmanns idea.
*Publicly! Grrr. Bukkit!
From what I heard it was because after WW2, Eamon De Valera was the only world leader to sign the German Book of Condolences.
Had to look that up. I still don’t know, but I highly doubt that’s the case. Nothing Hitler-related would have been the reason to choose that colour.
The Book of Condolences wasn’t Hitler related, it was just to say that we were sorry about all the young Germans who lost their lives fighting in the war.
I read it was condolences after Hitler’s death? If not, that may be. But I think it was most likely more of a coincidence. Not too many nations have green jerseys, so if we can’t wear white that’s a colour the other team doesn’t wear.
… and if a penguin says so, it’s gotta be true!
Could be just a coincidence, EDV was the only one to sign the book though, so it could be just a rumour that sprang up around htat!
When I visited Prague, it wasn’t ‘Budweiser’ but rather ‘Budvar.’ I suppose that’s where the ‘Czechvar’ name had to come into play.
In Austria, I was all about the Edelweiss. Oh man…
Here’s an off topic for you, Brewski.
Clicky! He’s new to our local radio but when he spoke on air, I realised I’d been reading your stuff for ages with the exact same voice.
Hi Betty!!
It’s blocked outside the USA, but if you give me a random postcode from inside the UK, I could probably get it to work.
*removes “USA”, replaces with “UK”*
NE63 9TT
I’m afraid I’ll have to work on a British accent if I’m going to sound like him!
*ahem*
Favourite takeaway? Chinese… or curry. No, Chinese.
HA! I guess it’s more of his mannerisms; his speech flows the way your text does. (In my head, anyway.)
…or November Echo six three nine tango tango- if you live in army world
I hope my auntie doesn’t read the Failblog. Eeek!
I always thought the Brits have strange postal codes.
What’s strange about that? NE = North East… easy peasy!
Erm….Newcastle
TT = Titty Twister? We have Town name + five numbers. Easy peasy…
You’re all mad, why use zip codes at all? We just have lotsa lines in the address!
The area that postcode is from isn’t Newcastle but I guess you’re right.
First 2 letters are the central towns letters- either first 2 or best representation, central point in that town is earmarked as 1- thus NE1 would be central point- further numbers are alloted to sections of the town/ surrounding area moving outward. A central point is then alloted to the town itself- e.g Buckingham palace- which is then alloted 1AA then worked outward in a spiral pattern- 1AB 1AC and so on- not hard atall!
I know this but I’ve always said North East since Newcastle isn’t the same county.
I just never understood why this is the only one that is repeated!
the rest of them are different!
See the length of your explanation and compare it to mine, k@…
I could rather boringly go through all of them! -in phonetics *sigh
Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliet Kilo Lima Mike November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform Victor Whiskey X-ray Yankee Zulu
Plenty of people did. It’s Vishoek, Groeningen, the Netherlands.
Reading fail =P
(He was being ironic or something, I forget the right term…obtuse?)
Equalateral
Sarcastic? Or Bi-Lateral? Or Bifocal? Man I need sleep!
Bi-curious? Tri-focal? Wisecracker?
Nutcracker XD
Totaly a fake-o !
Well you can hardly expect it to be a real o, do you know how rare they are these days?!
AGREED!
I really don’t think it is faked>>
Look at the area from street view looking North West:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Vishoek+12,+9712+Groningen,+Groningen,+Groningen,+Netherlands&sll=53.214882,6.567758&sspn=0.159741,0.528374&ie=UTF8&cd=1&geocode=FfIPLAMdUhJkAA&split=0&layer=c&cbll=53.219351,6.558391&panoid=6UeNFmuoO6Hr-1EYhsddDA&cbp=12,317.33,,2,0.4&ll=53.219351,6.558391&spn=0.004606,0.009645&z=17&lci=com.panoramio.all,com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7
The building on the far left corner has the same brick pattern as the one in the photo. Dark brick with a repeating pattern of orange and red bricks.
The building referenced above is in the right location.
Looking at other street views in the area the camera was mounted well above the roof of the car.
As someone else mentioned windows in the area seem to be low on the building.
I dunno, guys. Has anyone else pointed out that streetview pics are taken from a moving vehicle rather than from above in someone’s apartment? You know, hence the name “streetview”.
Still funny though so it’s a win.
Was wondering how long before someone pointed that out
Yep, every Googlemap I’ve seen at streetview has been roughly equal with the car window …
… mind you, if this was an overpass …?
Actually, if you go to Google maps in that area, some of the windows are lower than street level. Of course, this specific photo isn’t there anymore, but you can see how it was possible for this photo to be taken.
But it’s different to that with which I’m familiar, and therefore wrong (that’s sarcasm BTW, before anyone jumps on me … although it might be fun to have strangers jump on me, I’m oh so lonely
Good point…
Milk, milk, lemonade…
around the corner fudge is made
stick your finger in the hole
out will come a tootsie roll
What’s a tootsie roll?
I’d tell you but I was yelled at for explaining my joke last time. Was told “You make people feel like you think they are stupid” and “they can google it if they dont know”
Its a round (dark brown) candy that tastes chocolatey
Ah! Thankee-sai.
(Arthur’ll get it)
I can’t believe you dont have tootsie rolls where you are.
Don’t have Hershey’s either. We have very different “chocolate” over here although I tend to prefer dark(80-90%) chocolate anyway.
You are missing out on greats like Snickers and Milky Way too!
Oh no, we have Mars.
What about Saturn and Uranus
Hey, you leave my anus out of this!
It’s a brown cylindrical fudge candy. Sometimes used as an… er… allegory of sorts for fecal matter. Similar to how bananas are often used to represent certain phallic members!
Bonus Points if you can stand to hang in there throught the whole song. I only made it 2 min.
It’s amazing this never caught on. I can see this right up with Whoop there it is.
Sorry. Only 45 seconds. That was the most painful experience of my life….
The real fail is the internet browser the dude used when he took the screenshot.
google earth WIN
chick fail
Why does failblog allow this to be viewed publically? It is an infringement of the person’s rights.
Must be a picture of you if you are getting so bent outta shape.
No, I’m male, I don’t have a figure like that
The person concerned will be easily identifiable by anyone using Google Maps, face blanked out or not, because everyone will be able to work out the address.
If it’s visible from the roadside then she probably doesn’t care as anyone passing could see!
Good point.
The face is blurred out.
Just goes to show you, don’t leave your personal stuff hanging around. Google will find it.
yep. Google finds EEEEEVRYTHING!!
wtf, Google Maps doesn’t even zoom in that far lol.
They do on street view!
THAT’S FAKE TO THINK ABOUT IT
Did anyone mention the giant di1d0 in the inset yet?
I had to stand in that window for eight and a half weeks waiting for the Google van to come past for the free advertising.
Image no longer on Google Maps? Photo taken at an angle that no car driving up the street taking pictures would ever be able to get?
What a surprise, Failblog tricked by another “hilarious” photoshop.
For what it’s worth, the Google Car takes pictures from higher than standard car-window height. The camera is mounted on a mast on the roof, at least for the Google Cars I’ve seen driving around.
Here’s one example:
Why is this a fail? This is Holland!
Notice the giant red light on the side of the window? Chick sitting there, waiting around? I think that’s a pretty obvious hint to it’s location.
How do you protect yourself from a man with two dildos?
i don’t know. How?
teh lulz!
she has a bunch of dildoes on her window. i guess she doesnt have many neighbors
Isn’t this a still from Deja Vu? Y’know, that Denzel movie?
After some trying I located the address: 12 Vishoek, Groningen, The Netherlands
Looks like google blocked off that street with a wall.
I lived in the Netherlands for a few years, there is nothing on that windowsill that you wouldn’t see in the window of a sex shop, in fact you see a lot, em, more interesting things. Certainly an education.
So maybe now Americans won’t just head for the tourist shop in Amsterdam and giggle over the drugs stuff, they might actually look around them – if only to see things like that.
This is the problem with rampant liberalism and immigration. Any child could have gone on the google and found this. Have some decency, and pass some laws to protect normal people from this filth!
Immigration?!? Whatever, I disagree completely with your stance that children should remain ignorant of how things work, it is my opinion that if they are old enough to ask, they’re old enough to know. And why not? What in the nine hells’ the matter with intercourse?
It is people like you, and your absurd position toward these matters that will cause our society to disintegrate!!
You think it is okay that kids look at photos of dildos, and prostitutes??? What else do you think it is okay for kids to do???? I am curious to hear this!!!
Liberalism and immigration are to blame for this, and only by reversing their failed policies will society be saved from people who want children to look at black prostitutes and dildos!!!!!!
bwa haha. You sir, are ridiculous.
Die a lot. kthnx
I’m not taking a stand on either side of the issue, but I am curious…how does immigration come into this at all?
Liberal ‘thinkers’ have tricked the peoples of the world into thinking that multiculturalism and the free movement of people is of benefit to all parties involved. When in reality, this free movement of people is eroding important cultural pillars in all societies. Poor non-white people in third world countries flock to white developed countries, and refuse to assimilate into those societies, and are encouraged by liberal governments and policy makers as a means to provide cheap manual labor — when in reality white developed countries should be working to fix the issues within those third world countries so they can rise up and be equal trading partners.
Heh heh..you said ‘position.’
WIN!!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP
God damn liberals.
and why, pray tell, are you letting your child surf the internet, let alone without a parent present?
Funny, when I was a kid, parents actually had to, you know, parent… they didn’t make everyone else do it for them.
Also, after reading the rest of the comments… obvious troll is obvious.
Either that or you’re from Chillicothe. Are you from Chillicothe?
LOL — my trolling is better than your skillz.
pwend bitch!
You people are retarded. It’s a hooker, advertising herself in front of a window. It’s a very normal thing here in Holland. We have special streets for this. No fail at all here.
I used to live opposite this very window.
Not really a fail…
This is a google maps WIN, nice boobs
This is actually browser fail. IE6. Nuff said.
EWWWW!!! Internet explorer!
OMFG just how many dildos does one women need FFS
MARIMANN
can failbog stop posting fake shit like that? its losing credibility
its not fake dumbass
I’d call this a win! ;-D
whats so funny i dont get it?
Well well well
the real fail is the fact they’re using IE
Great rack! Love the boobtaculars, whoever you are. I’d certainly toss you a nice big quart of man-mustard!
It got removed, street view won’t let you see that spot anymore.
which is the fail? the street view, or the fact that the screenshot was taken in windows 98 lol
Win 98 remains, IMHO, about the best thing Microsoft ever wrote. There is incredibly little PC software written between 1985 and 2005 that can’t be made to run on it.
xCainex:
I hate to break it to you, but there supposedly being a checksum method to determine real/fake SSNs is BS.
My brother and I got our SSNs at the same time (at around 15 & 10 years of age, respectively), as we were born before the “before 12 months age” rule, and our mother had to get them for the Food Stamp program.
the first 8 digits of our SSNs are identical – mine ends in a 3, his in a 1. There’s no way for any checksum method for both our SSNs to be valid with such a miniscule difference in 1 digit.
I actually learned a bit about SSNs in (strangely enough) classes about computing, and the only thing you can tell be looking at a SSN, without punching it into a computer system to check it against a list of issued numbers, is what state it was issued in.
for the whole world to see
Very old, it’s an adult store. I think she was a shop clerk.
It was censored by google, the address is 12 Vishoek, Groningen, Nederland. The search engine is in dutch. You can only make it to 4 Vishoek before the street mysteriously ends.
Damn! That’s impressive! I couldn’t find this exact street view though. You sir, are a great detective. If I ever need a private dick, I shall use you, for sure.
If this is not a win I don’t know what is. Failblog FAIL!
IE6. Failblog FAIL!
It;s in holland vishoek 12 groningen
Groningen is not in Holland like Cardiff is not in England.
does anyone else see all the dildo’s in the window?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake bunch of dicks.
Why display them like that? Is she proud of her collection?
maybe… that’s certainly her prerogative and none of googles business!
It’s funny if you read the whole thread and see people making the same jokes and comments over and over again because they didn’t read up.
photoshop for sure.
Wow..who the hell puts dildos in their window! O_O Ok, she does, but WHYYY
You can see the street view now but the window has been covered with red.
21 vishoek gronigen netherlands
you cant get to this part of the street on street view though
This looks to be a Google Maps Win to me… Maybe that’s because I’m a weirdo.
i thought it was 12 Vishoek, Groningen, Netherlands, took me 15 min to find without reading posts lol … but still … THEY TOOK THE PHOTO OUT OF GOOGLE MAPS!!! … atleast i founded it
EPIK
Fake, that picture isn’t from google maps. You aren’t able to do that, the most you can do is follow along streets, not look in some woman’s window.
Of course it’s from google maps, and yes you can look through windows. You can angle the camera in any direction from the places where the pictures are taken. Google has apparently updated the image since, but you can still easily find the same window on the same street from the same direction through Google maps. The other people in this thread already did the work to prove that, don’t be such a dumbass.
587-149683
that was a fake serial
we’ll see.
It may be fake, but if you actually look at that street on google maps, the street view IS very close to people’s windows and the image quality is surprisingly high-quality.
12 Vishoek, Groningen, GR, Nederland
already removed
Wow you think that’s a google street view fail? Dude, check out
Oudezijds Voorburgwal, Amsterdam, North Holland, Nederland and go into street view.
I can name at least 5 images on that street Google fogot to remove.
LoL
this was pure win!
This is obviously somewhere in the Netherlands…probably amsterdam it also says ” Wordt geladen ” so it was a Dutch person who knew which street he was going to view
Did anyone notice the dildos?
Actually rather than fuzz it out, Google maps have actually prevented you from moving the street view camera into that position.
Type this in to check it out.
Vishoek 12, 9712 Groningen, Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands
If you angle the street view so that the white building is on your left and the cross roads is just up ahead, with the scooter coming from the right hand side, you can see the building above and behind the white one. But we are unable to ’stand’ as it were, at the cross roads
this girl live in netherland – i found the picture and my homey post it xD
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! could some one PLEASE tell me where on the map this is?
Did anyone else notice this idiot is using IE6? -.-
yes why not Google chrome?
Voyeurism WIN
this is in groningen The Netherlands
I think the bigger fail in this pic is the fact they’re using IE.
ahahahah nice
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ed ruiz 619-11-9988
Lolz. Hilarious
Oh my god thats hilarious xD
LoL nice..but fake.
I have visite her!