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Owned!
Those living fossils
Sure need their sleep.
go wear diapers!
I want to touch you.
frist owned
nope… frist fail this time, buddy.
Spelling fail.
Life fail.
Damn it i got owned lmfao
Oh, I see. It’s you in the picture, I gather?
zomgfirst
SHIT
MAI ROFLNAIF GOS SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE LOLOLOL
no
mau roflnaif demands moar blood k thnx bai
Haha
Aaaaaaaaaah!
It’s like Jurassic Park, only real.
Rare speciments of the Grandparentazors. They shot dust out their behinds.
Is that a defensive mechanism or for sh*ts and giggles?
I notice a high amount of trolls in the morning:(
Trolls: The living fossil?
*squeeze*
Yes.
Morning/afternoon/evening/night *squeeze*
Its 4:20 in the morning and I am not sleepy at all.
P.S I’VE BEEN *squeezed* BY THE MOOMIN. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!!!!!
*SQUEEZE*
It has been undone now.
No it hasn’t. I regard you as highly as the Moomin. This is a great day.
Hmm I thought
was codex for a smiley
Isn’t the Codex in the Vatican?
Ummm… Maybe?
Whaah I own you all xD
“What are you implying!?”
lawl oh em gee
“To what do you attribute your old age?”
“Being born a long time ago”
.
The secret of living fossils revealed.
Ancient happy cos he’s fallen asleep again.
It’s the old trick of playing possum.
Sen’ile forget I ever said that.
*waves and squeezes*
Senior puns in the morning is a welcome relief from the trolls
*squeezes and waves*
I AGREE!
Sensei, you forgot your pun.
Anf your bun.
And!
Why can’t I type today?
Bukkit.
I know. I have none right now. :’(
He in 20′s was happy : )
“When I was your age, signs had more respect for the elderly. And we had to walk bare-foot uphill in the snow to pay a nickel for a cheeseburger and a tank of gas. Ah you damn kids with your rock-n-roll music and LOLsites. Get off my lawn! Who are you again?”
It was uphill both ways, too, remember.
lol I tried to squeeze all of the typical “things old people will say” into that comment but I forgot the uphill both ways joke. I blame the forgetfulness on old age >:D
Sorry, what?
I think I might have nooded off then…
Gorgon in the nood! 0.0
*is petrified*
I think the Moomin is stoned!
That rocks!
I’m taking a slating for this
As long as you aren’t taking any puns for granite…
I always marble at how the punruns form over the years.
Chalk it up to experience.
And fossilization.
You’re supposed to make a pun, oclay?
And it was such a concrete-looking punrun too…
Hey The Moomin, I was reading some comics with you in them and they sure made me laugh
I drew those, not anatomically correct i might add
Oh.
Did he take a peek?
(I posted an immediate spelling correction, but failed Nesting 101.)
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
*squeeze*
And that’s my f!*$t ever *squeeze*.
(I try not ever to post the F-word)
Don’t ever do drugs.
Any drugs? Or just illegal ones?
yeah DRUGZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!?????
*Brings in 11 month old*
*gives him a cell phone*
*points at 9 and 1*
*stands back*
*Removes 11 month old from granny’s vicinity*
Katz! Don’t bring children near granny!
*Takes phone back*
*Puts in battery*
*Brings in 89 year old fossil*
*Gives phone to 89 year old fossil*
*Walks away* (5-10 meters)
*Calls the phone*
*Watches very exiting stuff happening*
Illegal ones
Maihuana isn’t actually a drug….i’ve tried…and a cigar is more harmful for you..it has been proved
When I get the bugs ironed out, I’ll publish the beta-version
Gorgon in the nood! v0.1
I’ll do some teste for you if you want, you know to help with the bugs
Nice of GM to bug’le about the new product name – I wonder what the dot stands for.
Nodded!
Happens when you get to my age.
Goodness cretaceous me! That’s quite an age
that is not funny…
Fo’sill can’t believe the lack of puns.
Aww *offers cookie*
Try a low bite.
p(tr)illow bite?
Completely OT,
Where’s Jam these days?
I miss her.
She’s with us in spirit, if not in name.
Yarrrrr! Though she’s absorbing more than sticking in the comments these days.
I thought the absorbing days are over?
She’ll suck it up until school goes back.
Completely OT,
It’s nice to see you a little more regularly.
*squeeze*
Arrr The Failblogs be moving slowly today. (Iwouldhaveswornthattherewasapiratesmiley)
Spacebar Fail!
XD That seriously made me laugh out loud for real.
Thanks I needed that.
My spacebars been acting up lately.
And your welcome *squeeze*
*squeezes back*
My life wasn’t complete until The Moomin *squeezed* me. (see above) I hold the Moomin in veryhighstandards.
Damn spacebar. I’m getting a new keyboard when the stores open. And if you ask for a *squeeze* anytime, usually you will receive one.
I’m not too familiar with the regulars here, as I rarely read the comments. I’m almost never on when a new fail comes up but today to my extreme pleasure I found one waiting.
It’s looking to be a lovely morning!
Too early for me to tell. Its only 5 here.
It’s about 5 already here too. The sun isn’t quite up yet.
I live in Welland Ontario. Its just starting to peek out the horizon.
I’m in North Carolina and it’s still quite dark here but it won’t stay that way for long.
I am up early for once, so I hope it’s going to be an awesome sunrise.
I stayed up all night 8)
Thankyou.
*squeeze*
All I can see here is Win
Can I have some of that coffee? Pretty pretty pretty please?
How is this stupid?
Were socializing and having fun. And your down here being grumpy.
I think someone needs a *squeeze*
Yeah, they made need one but they don’t deserve it. How is it this picture of old people drew out so many trolls?
Oh who knows. Its the internet. Its tough kid, but its life. (someone please get the reference)
The reference flew right over my head.
Am I the only one left???
Nope. I’m still lurking.
Oh yay. I thought I was going to have to go to sleep
Wanna come to my house and play Res.Evil 5? Its only a 5-7 hour car ride.
Eh, I never play the Resident Evil games. I have a very real fear of zombies.
Resident evil 5 isn’t that scary. They’re not zombies anymore. Now they’re smart mutants that aren’t zombies.
Mutants? The only mutants I’ll ever be interested in are the X-Men, particularly Wolverine.
I need to see Origins again…
I didn’t like it.
I have to go. Bye
It should be singular, not plural.
I think hes alive… Maybe
He’s alive and he’s awake. He’s just trying to check Granny out on the DL(down low for those who don’t get my abbreviations)
It does look like the elderly gentleman has gone to a better place.
Argh! Where’s my avatar gone?!
Away. You should check your e-mail.
It’s fixed. Thanks for the advice.
Your welcome.
Let’s hope this works.
It’s nice to have BFF back – I could swear the other was almost stratified!
He’s lost an awful lot of words…he’s not even BFF anymore!
By gum, you’re right!
*comes back from FB all-you-can-eat buffet*
Ah, that’s better.
Yay!
Gerbil? (GV the second ‘F’ was always for ’4′)
Really? Damn treacherous memory, I though he used to be General Bond Fan Forever!
*hits self with lamp over head*
Heaven knows I was waiting for the team to arrive
We do have a bit of a regular shortage today.
God, where could they be?
I’ll valhalla’m back!
I have a feeling this post will spawn “did he die?!?!1//1/1?!/!?!?!1/!?1″ Comments later in the day.
Please don’t tempt fate sir, our blog monster is supposed to be on a diet.
They were set up.
Man ‘e can sure pick them *points to technicolor, and questions gender*
set up? as in arranged? as in old-people art?
Set up on a blind date?
Keep guessing, silly dummies!
Someone deployed them from an aircraft?
Awwwhh *squeezes*
You’re such a doll (for a guy)
Thanks! I’m a man(nequin). Grr!
*squeeze*
just before the crash-test
Last!
….person to the park bench has to sit next to grandpa?
*roffles*
*squeezes*
The is not a real FAIL because the captions says OWNED.
This is an OWNED!
The fail is that they’re both dead.
the fail is that I think they’re both sexy
HAHAHA again!
(Good morning!)
you too?
(good morning!)
Dead sexy?
*squeeze*
Or sexy dead?
I thought both sentences meant the same thing?
Dead sexy- so sexy that you drop dead from the sight of someone that good looking.
Sexy dead- zombies in bikinis
Aw man, I’ve been using the first phrase incorrectly for years!
*squeezie*
A mocking squeeze?
*squeeze*
both!
*has uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one*
necrophilia?
As long as you practice safe sex…
make sure its dead ….check
make sure you get rid of any built-up gasses and bloating …check
stop typing now…check
check the bum…..checkcheckcheckcheckcheck
checkcheckcheckcheckcheckcheckcheckcheck
Check for eels!
Lucky bastard… I’m here at 4 in the morning on failblog thanks to chronic insomnia and there this guy is napping in the middle of the day like it’s nothing. Seniors don’t know how good they have it these days…
Agreed, in my day we were genetically aged and made to work 34 hours a day, 19 days a week until we built a time machine in our spare time and went back to enjoy the lenient lifestyle enjoyed by old codgers in this time period!
Don’t tell me we really did elect Chuck Norris president of Texas…
No, worse. The son of Chuck Norris and Predator….
i think i know that chick
well at least they’re not on the roads
I can’t figure out where exactly they are… what kind of place would have a sign like that? Museum? Zoo?
it was quickly slipped in there for the shot
*Yawn*
G’Morning, Gran.
Gramps is staring at your crotch again…
*Yawn*
Where’s the coffee?
*scratches*
Hey KVD.
I wish they’d put some pants on.
*yawns*
*pours 2 cups of coffee*
I know.
I should really put them in a home.
*hands DrB a cuppa*
*sips, gives thanks*
It’s more humane to let ‘em free range.
I don’t think he’s quite past feather-ruffling.
*slurps*
*nods sleepily*
You’re probably right.
*eyes old people*
I’m going to go before any feathers start to fly tho.
They are shedding more clothing.
*takes coffee and leaves room*
*duck’s out of the thread ~ not on the pond*
*chases DrB with hoisin sauce*
I saw you Pe’king at me
Orange you glad I did?
it’s the bomb’ay?
Is it just me, or does the elderly woman look amazed by something?
What are those two lions doing to each other?
8 mega-pixel camera on a mobile phone!
Holy!
She’s never seen a camera before.
3.03
He just put his hand on her….um…knee?
Surely at her age she’d be used to it?!
she would be if it was only her knees that were on knee level these days
she so old she lactates powdered milk
That’s not powdered milk and it’s not coming from her nipples…
dandruff?
Close, just remember what happens to breasts when you get older…
they never lose their amazingness?
Yep, in fact they get bigger…vertically at least…
LOL they don’t call them fun bags for nothing!
oooooolllllddddddd OOOLLLDLDLDDLDLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLD!!!!!!!!!!!
f’ing old!!!!
LOLLLOLOLOLO
Okay, who put crack in GCF’s coffee?
*cracksqueeze!*
even the pixels are old
They’re not that old, only 7,000,000,000 years or so.
well, almost as old as those people
COLD! (Creaking Out Loud, Dammit!)
The older I get, the more like Rice Krispies I become.
Snap, crackle, pop. Every time I move. *sigh*
*squeezes granny*
*slips back to fail*
*stealth squeezes the ƒ∞þ*
*sneaks back to next fail*
You need Ben Gaye
Medicine/person name FAIL. It’s “Bengay”.
is the fossil on the right really living? looks (half) dead to me
Or half alive.
No respect for their elders these days, no respect. Always a sure sign of imminent social collapse.
More Like Super-Pwned
Old Lady :ah have ah feelin we just got pwned
Old Dude: shaddup
Funniest FAILED ever!
OUCH.
the old man looks dead!
the one in the right is not living O.o
Hey, is that Dr. Gene Ray?
Um…i dont get it how is this a fail?
This is in very, very bad taste.
pranker fail!
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GRR COMMENTS FAILL!!!!
Living Fossils!!! No respect for their older people… But its look awesome
oooooooh i wanna join the fun
You ain’t got no pancake mix!