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At least you didn’t say first
Yawn, I’m going back to sleep now
*squeeze*
lol
Did he die?
i fink so.
O RLY?
Yeah, he burned to death.
Lol like jesus
I can lol like Buddha! Watch this:
lol
Great, isn’t it?
I think Hello just loled the heck out of this thread AE.
*Squeeze*
WWJL@
Oh oh oh oh!
There’s a HOT Weather Advisory for MONDAY!
*Jesus laughed*
*squeezes self*
stop saying that…. without intension, you are just like one who says “first”… everyone should stop commenting on the “first comment”
First to reply to above comment ^.^
and then they say that global warming’s a lie…
lolz dixie
^_^
its nbc 5 from texas it is 877 degrees here right now
He looks kinda like Obama
yeah that was before he was elected
Gotta make a living!
He still has hope, even when most people would have lost it.
Hope in your sole. Reminds me of the shower…………..
Think about it…
*flicks round H and S*
actually, i think it’s derick beasly, my local weatherman. he does kinda look like obama, though.
it is . . . and he said it would be like this
lol yeah it i beasly..my weatherman too!..what coincidence..but I’m dreading that day of 877 degrees
He’s sowing the temerature of sun or wut??
What is the area code? (XXX) 877-8889
513!
WOOOO Derek Beasley! Cincinnati’s Channel 5. Yeah CincinNASTY
Are you saying all black people look the same? RACIST!
you cant call people racist just because they saw a similarity between two people!! OMG some ppl are so paranoid!
*takes out paranoid and inserts retarded*
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trottel.
I think you just said it best!
“Black guy totally looks like some other black guy.”
Nope. never heard that one before …
Maybe because 95% of Black guys in America dress the same way, talk the same way, act the same way.
marley time to drop your line
*takes out retarded and inserts mentally challenged*
*takes out mentally challenged and puts in midget*
*takes out midget and inserts mentally challenged black midget*
RACIST!!!
Any of you folks want to come to our breakroom for cake?? We’re also having Earl Grey tea with milk, honey, white and demarara sugar, lemons – AND fresh blueberry scones with clotted cream.
This looks like about the time when we do retire to the break room and ignore the t. r. o. l. l. s.
Remember, Maus always says “don’t feed them.”
Will there be crumpets too? :3
*looks up*
Mmmph? Uh, I think I just ate the last one, sorry! Have a scone?
Hey look! It’s Stevie Wonder!
Hey look! Its Actually Not :/
People who yell RACIST are often the biggest racists of all, since -they- are the ones pointing out the person’s colour whereas the person who made the initial comment wasn’t even thinking in terms of colour.
Ears aren’t big enough.
If you look closely it will become apparent that Obama’s ears are not big he just has a very small head.
That’s odd… I tried looking closer but his ears and head just got bigger!
EARIST!!!
I’m just hoping those aren’t degrees centigrade or we’re doomed.
Let’s hope that isn’t in Fahrenheit, either. (It probably is in Fahrenheit, it looks like it is on NBC, and I believe NBC is an American company, but correct me if i’m wrong.
NBC is in America. We will still die.
dam you global warming, dam you to hell!
*plants a palmtree*
*emits CO2*
*hopes for the best*
*separates plastic, cardboard, paper into the designated recycle areas*
*binmen collects it and promptly takes it to landfill*
*wonders if America will be recycled into a Nu-Metal band after the Obamapocolypse…..
*digs underground living area*
*braces for apocolypse*
*loads food and guns into car*
*drives off to Alaska*
*hopes to avoid zombies*
It’s definitely in Fahrenheit. If not all the other temperatures would be melt-your-face hot too.
I recognize the station. They are an NBC affiliate, but not owned by NBC itself. The station is owned by Hearst/Argyle.
The meteorologist is Derek Beasley, 31. Which is a lot younger than Barack Hussein Obama, 46……or at least we think he’s 46……we don’t know about any birth certificate to prove that.
Its the power of 5! It will MELT YOUR FACE.
Sorry, but you ARE kidding, right? Ol’ Barry’s birth certificate was made public a year ago to shut up a bunch of idiots who couldn’t wrap their minds around the fact that someone with a last name more interesting than “Smith” or “Johnson” was a “real American.” Apparently it didn’t work.
Whatever it is, it’s too darned hot!
Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.
So is fire…
gotta burn off the moss
Leave it to obama to predict something like this.
So true! lol
even Jesus lol’d at that one
and god snickered +_+
“Slight chance of CERTAIN DEATH FROM BOILING, but may me cooler in the evening.”
FIRST!!!
Fail me more pls.
omg looool is it really that hot????
Only in my pants, baby.
no its not
He’s talking about the burning sensation he’s had there for a few weeks now.
I’m afraid the infection has gone too far….we’re going to have to amputate.
*pats Little J on shoulder*
I wish there was more we could do…
If it’s going to be that hot all day on Monday, it doesn’t really matter how hot it is the rest of the week, does it?
If you were out of town and watching this on satellite television, it could let you know when it would be safe to return to the ashen reamins of your former dwelling.
*remains* – but I vote “reamins” be named a new word.
Perfect time to redecorate your (pile of ash) home. I’d go with post apocalyptic if I were you.
Might I suggest some charcoal drawings to tie in with your distressed wood motif?
I’m seeing a Cormac McCarthy novel develop here.
If it’s a 7 day forecast, why is it only chowing 3?
You jinxed me. hehe
The heat from Monday made the atmoshere unstable and will implode late Wednesday.
I requong it’s the end of the world on Wednesday.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
But I feel fine…
“requong”?
Double fail
I should have read the posts thoroughly. I fail.
You didn’t fail AE, just flailed about some.
Turn that frown upside down!
*Flips AE*
I think I’ve forgotten how to count. How many is 7 again?
Bite off 3 fingers, there will be 7 left.
Depends if you count thumbs.
The heat singed off all but 3 fingers.
It will be hell on earth! ^^
Must be the forecast for Venus
If it goes above 500 they might cancel our barbecue!
Why should they? Cooking the sausages should be easy.
Death on Monday with a Chance of West?
I guess this week won’t start off real well.
Yes, but it’s a dry heat.
Actually not, that’s a Mobile Alabama station
u like it dry??
FAIL. It’s WLWT in Cincinnati. Guys name is Derek Beasley.
Derek said it would.
…be like this?
He looks like Obama.
At least in this pic.
pbbbtttt
[img]www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/smiley/cowboy.gif[/img]
I thought this had to be some rapper’s album–”877″ by Chance West.
Shut up.
Welcome To Florida…..
If you’re going to waste time photoshopping an image, at least make sure what you photoshop is actually funny and not just incredibly boring.
Okay. Sorry about that.
Nobody blames you, Arthur. You did your best.
Just try to submit something with a potato in it next time.
But… I have! It’s just not visible, because it is inserted where it belongs.
bonus points for it also being partly cloudy… at least there won’t be much of a glare
Did they really need to show any weather after Monday? Everyone dies on Monday..who cares about Tues/Weds?
Might as well be walking on the sun.
first!
Second!
Four billion two hundred ninety four million nine hundred sixty seven thousand two hundred ninety fifth!
infinith (:
Damn it! It was supposed to say “Monday, Chance West, 187″!!!! How’s he supposed to know I’m gonna kill him Monday now?! Should have gone with the skywriting instead…
Derek said it would be like this~
99% sure this is my local weather guy, pretty sad I missed this fail.
Fahrenheit is better, actually. 877 C is about 1610 F. 877 F is “only” around 469 C. Either way, it’s hotter than my oven gets, and even hotter than, say, possibly, Hell. Don’t take popsicles there.
H e l l there will be alot of dead animals around that day yummmmy.
Did you want french fries with that BBQ ash burger?
KFC Roadkill Bucket
They named it after ME? I’m so cool!
No, it consists of you!
*nom nom nom*
Mmmmm, spicy!
Poutine if you got it oh wait you are not from Canada anymore.LOL
Obama?
The worst part is, because it is cloudy this is the predicted temperature for the shade.
Don’t worry guys, that’s a chance western temperature. The east should be okay!
It’s not about the temperature; the fail is that a three day forecast is labeled a seven day forecast.
That’s because the other 4 days won’t happen, due to the planet apparently falling into the sun on Monday.
I just noticed the extra digit on the forecast. For it was the awesome celestial ring emitting from crotch/bum area I thought was the FAIL.
Wha…? Seriously?
You know they make an ointment for that now, don’t you?
that’s what she said.
She did say that! Good attention to detail.
mon, tue, wed = 7 days?
fail
It’s the “new” math, if you multiple by the weather forecaster’s shoe size and then divide by the number of beers I drank last night, it totally makes sense.
After all, math is a matter of opinion.
*Snickers*
*Yuenglings*
lol a black man pointing out ‘88′ double fail
DAYUM!!!
buba® did not know that Obama was a weather man before being the king of USA.
seriously. thats not obama.and he’s the president,not king.
Careful or we will have to rename you ‘lostmycoolkirby8′
monday? OMG that’s tomorrow
*in a droning computer generated voice from the radio*
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A NATIONAL HEAT
ADVISORY…WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT TUESDAY EVENING.
VERY HOT CONDITIONS WILL CONTINUE FOR ONE MORE DAY BEFORE LESS STRESSFUL WEATHER IS EXPECTED. AFTERNOON HIGH TEMPERATURES WILL AGAIN BE IN THE MIDDLE AND UPPER 800S ACROSS THE AREA MONDAY AFTERNOON.
THESE TEMPERATURES WILL COMBINE WITH HIGH HUMIDITY LEVELS TO PRODUCE HEAT INDEX READINGS RANGING FROM 905 TO 1110 DEGREES MONDAY AFTERNOON.
A FRONT WILL MOVE INTO THE AREA ON TUESDAY. THIS WILL ALLOW THE DEVELOPMENT OF THUNDERSTORMS… AND BRING SOMEWHAT COOLER TEMPERATURES TO THOSE STILL LIVING IN THE AREA WITH HIGHS ONLY EXPECTED AROUND 90 ON TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY.
DON’T FORGOT TO PROTECT YOUR PLANTS, PIPES AND PETS. DRINK PLENTY OF WATER TO PREVENT DEHYDRATION AND WEAR SUNSCREEN
IF EXPOSED TO THE SUN FOR A SECOND OR MORE.
lol!
Man those are going to be some hella crazy thunderstorms!
*snorkroffle-gasp!!* Oh stop–I can’t breathe!
the fail is that obama works on televison
that’s not obama.
IT. IS. THE. OBAMAPACOLYPSE.
wow,that pic has 2 fails! this one is even better than some other pictures!
pretty much everywhere. Its gonna be hot
Thanks Arthur
FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRST FIRST!!!
yeah, I’m da FIRST! first, first, first!!!
OH my god, im da first.
it’s so great to be the first
I wanna thank god, my parents, my grandparents, my manager! thanks Darren I wouldn’t stand here without you, you’re great man! Thank you all so much! I still can’t believe to be the first! That’s so freakin’ sweet! Thanks again, love you all!!!!!
*beats the living daylights out of the fail*
Yeah that would definitely be Derek from Cincinnati. This isn’t the first time there’s been a cincy TV fail.
http://failblog.org/2009/06/23/name-fail-5/ Go Channel 5!!! Woooo!!!!
To all FIRSTERS out there, say FIRST as often as you can!
give me what you got, ’cause you know it’s gettin’ hot.
Family Force 5’s words, not mine.
That clinches it, I’m staying in bed Monday!
i dont get the fail here
they meant 87 degrees.
Welcome to hell everybody!
This guys name is derek beasley, he is a weather guy in cincinnati, and to further fail, the catch phrase the network uses is: “derek said it would be like this.” and further still i fail myself for my laziness in grammer and punctuation
And spelling.
I think it’s more of a double fail.. The temperature and the fact it says 7 days but its only 3 days.
Well I know not to go outside on Monday now.
At least there’s only a chance of that kind of heat on Monday.
not a double fail… they show the first three days before going to the next ones…
i’m thinking its a phone number out of butlerville, ohio….
You should come to Houston during Band Camp season… 877 is MILD.
(Although, seriously, I sometimes hope for 877 so I can die on the spot).
Double fail! That’s not 7 days, AND the first temp. is wrong! XD
I guess this is a place where volcanoes are expected… Preemptive, maybe?
only 1 fail. the guy was photoshopped on so it looks like there are only three days. this pic was being taken while the days were ‘appearing’. my station does it too
So…Barak finally found a job he is good at….oh, wait…HE SCREWED THAT ONE UP TO!!!!!!!
TOO!!!!!
minus 5 pts for spelling
-800 points for trying to make this a Pundit Kitchen political whinefest.
Just med or am i lolin at 7day for cast and thers only 3 days?!
They start with the 3 day, then expand th 7. This shot was taken before the full 7 days was shown.
wow, chance of death by sun on monday 100%
This is hilarious. I remember the morning this happened. That’s what happens when you are rushing to get stuff done. Glad you guys had some fun with it.
Derek Beasley
Chief Meteorologist
Looks like I don’t need a jacket…
OMG BARACK OBAMA IS A WEATHERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
They just show 3 days at a time on-screen you dumbasses. After he’s done talking about wednesday’s weather Thu, Fri and Sat will show up
Cincinnati Ohio is now confirmed as the epicenter of Hell.
I’d like to have seen the guy’s reaction.
“On Monday, we have a chance of rain and…certain death.”
Gotta love Global Warming.
Eh this is kinda not really a fail.
There was probably another set of days after this, just showing a few at a time.
NOT a fail.
Did you see Monday’s forecast?
or is it a global warming win
i love that not only is it supposed to be 877 degrees outside but theres only three days for a “7 day forecast” math skills obviously were not needed for tghat job
its over 9000!!!
omg, major hot weather, we’re gonna get crispier than a burnt bread!
No, it really WAS 877 degrees that day!
wow I thought that the fail was that it says “7 Day weather forecast” and only shows 3 days…
lol, they do a “cool effect” where they fly in from the right and they probably took the picture before it finished
It’s hot as hell!
this is the weatherman where i live
I would gladly tolerate 877 degree weather here in Maine. Because IT’S BEEN RAINING FOR TWO WEEKS NOW!
oh wow… is it in degrees Kelvin? It better be… or maybe that’s a Martian forecast.
It looks a little photoshopped to me.
I love this country
More like failcast.
I CAN’T STAND DEREK BEASLEY!
He’s the only bad part about channel 5… DAMN YOU DEREK!
Kind of hot, isnt?
Did anybody notice that it’s supposed to be a 7-day forecast?
yah….welcome to the 7th circle of hell, phx. i think that’s the degrees of the hood of my car today.
Wow this is the weather man in my home town… “derek said it would be like this” yeah that guy. Cincinnati is an Epic fail.
I dont get it…really…
i dont get it eva?????wats so funny??
Is that Obama o_O
looks like monday is going to be a real bitch.
Obama fail
))
HOLY SHIT! I better grab my coat its fricken 877, I’ll freeze to death.
That What Its Been Like this week!
Lol he looks like obama!!
Not really…. I mean change his face and hair and then yeah but.. he has his face and hair
lol.. what.. do i have to make a crack in every comment mate?
Obama?!
i think its going to get a little hot on monday
…For 15-20 minutes or until golden brown.
He sounds like Osama
Oh crap thats gonna be REAL hot on monday
Oh, wow… I wouldn’t have minded seeing this guy’s reaction. “Well, let’s see, Monday’s forecast is… certain doom… Tom, what’s with Monday’s forecast?!” Rush FAIL. Like a C student’s homework. XD
why is our president doing the weather?