They just darken your natural eyebrows or thicken them out with black eyeliner…They don’t give you a uni brow. It wouldn’t look right from a distance anyways. It would look like an awkward and misplaced wrinkle.
That’s not stage makeup…>.> The lips, ish, though they wouldn’t be outlined in black like that. The eyebrow, definitely not…I think she’s just an idiot.
Yes there is a reason – I can’t remember what it’s called, but there is a makeup style that actually draws the lips and eyes like that….. I’ve seen some that are actually kind of pretty…this one isn’t that horrible compares to some I have seen!
I’m thinking you’re right. That’s the first thing that popped up in my mind. Different cultures do different things. She looks Easter/Arabic, and for one, they’re into the connected brow over there.
obviously photoshopped… she has two eyebrows but they drew one in between with a soft brush… the color is a shade or two lighter than the two eyebrows and its about 3 pixels too large.
Well obviously the fail is that she HAS no eyebrows… her forehead slid back a quarter inch and detached from the bottom of her face because she had a lobotomy and now her empty head is showing… WAY TO BE INSENSITIVE, FAILBLOG!
The lips…ew ew ew ew ew! UGH!
*will never go to the top of this page again*
It is soooo very disturbing, not sure why,
well maybe because it reminds me of this {clickie} picture
Awwww, you’re sweet Jenny! *smooch*
But I’m surprised that you don’t want Arthur to be your ace in the hole, since he’s as loaded as Donald Trump! According to posts a few fails back.
I’m a sucker for a foodie – I’m not a gold digger And I think Judy is gonna fight me for you, as it turns out the way to a woman’s heart is through your kitchen!
You Canasta anyone – they will tell you.
When I started posting on failblog, I had no idea a following like this was in the cards!!
*squeezes for Coyote, Taya and AA*
As for cooking, free plug: Gourmet Magazine. Their recipes are consistently outstanding, and often very easy and quick. I also take Food and Wine, and Cooking Light, but they’re more hit-and-miss. Food and Wine is nice in that they suggest wine pairings. But still, I’ll stick with Gourmet. Oh, I’ve also looked at Cooks Illustrated. It’s fine, but is geared towards the average cook and more traditional fare. I tend to prefer more adventuresome stuff.
I suspect it’s an abaya (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abaya), not a suit. The lady sitting in the back seat seems to also be wearing an abaya.
By the look of them, these girls are probably from some Arabian peninsula country.
Make up not photoshop, and depending on the ethnic culture, they would. It’s clearly intentional right down to the rhinestone above the dip in the unibrow
I am a too cool to explain to you about the importance of eyebrows. You don’t understand what I am going through. I am different! See look at my black eyebrows and lips. I am unique. My boyfriend, Crow, says he likes my eyebrows because I am easy to spot in Wal-mart -err I mean Hot Topic.
I got a pretty cool concussion from walking into a street sign and a really bad boob sunburn, so I had a pretty awesome weekend overall. I’m about to go work on A Midsummer Night’s Dream in another state tomorrow, should be fun. How’s planet coyote?
Embarrassing to note, but I’m really not sure how big this is! I’m just running up for a week to help out, and I haven’t done anything in the summer before, I think it’ll be interesting no matter what. I’m not designing this one so I’ll put my two cents in but we shall see, I do think I get to work on the fairies, though.
I just had this image of you getting frustrated at someone and grabbing the brush/needle/whatever out of their hand and doing it yourself. I know that you would never do such a thing. You are far too shy and withdrawn.
I find it hilarious you think I’m a redneck. My whole freakin step family is Mexican of the variety that are actually from Mexico and therefore actually Mexicans so don’t knock my terminology. All my girl cousins have horrifying drawn on sharpie eyebrows and similar lipliner. It’s some horrible Cholita makeup trend, not a racist statement. Go cruise Federal Blvd. in Denver and tell my you don’t see girls with sharpie eyebrows and lips, I dare ya.
she’s trying to imitate a frida kahlo look, like in paintings. she’s probably mexican american and lives in an urban area. she wears the dark lip liner because its a thing in urban areas. she’s made the unibrow because frida has one. she just looks ridiculous because i don’t think she gets why frida didnt care about hers and she’s done herself up for a few hours to just look silly. andrea, don’t be a tw@t, that’s so racist.
Not Mexican. Most likely from one of these countries: United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Oman, Qatar. She was probably just messing around, no one wears makeup like that there.
No, she is cholo, which is american born of latin decent. I’ve seen it alot in some of the urban areas. I haven’t figured out why they think it’s attractive but it’s very common here in the states. And the racist part comes up when you try to point it out and they claim that you “gringos” wouldn’t understand. And they’re right, I don’t understand.
What about the abaya she and the girl sitting in the back are wearing? Her features (blue contacts btw) and complexion look more Arab than Latin to me, and I live in LA and have lived in the Middle East for 20 years, so I’ve seen my share of both…
Obviously none of you have ever done/seen stage makeup before. The stuff always looks absolutely hideous up close, but it’s essential if you want somebody 300ft+ away to be able to tell which side of your head your face is on, let alone whether you are happy/sad/tired/etc.
That’s a pretty typical look for things like colorguard crews or dancers. If the lines are less than about 1/3″ wide and 4″ long, they simply can’t be seen properly… Just do a regular google image search on “stage makeup” and look through the first 3-4 pages of stuff.
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I’ve seen Greek, Turkish and Mediterranean cartoon characters that are drawn to look exactly like this: smooth unibrow, eyeliner, exaggerated lines around the lips, bandanna around the head. I don’t know what it’s about exactly, but it’s a cultural reference in some parts of the world.
In what may just be the most unrelated post ever: I am building a mineral oil computer. But I am going to modify the aquarium so that half of it I can put freshwater in. So I can put Fishes in it. Does anyone out there have any advice? I am going to use a radiator and keep the two partitions slightly separate (So the freshwater doesn’t get too hot)
I know this post is unrelated. Bet Hell, Half the posts here are.
No, it’s a very small portion of Latinas who actually go for the chola look. It looks just as dumb on them as on the stupid goth kids who do the same thing.
I think it is obvious that she was on her way to some sort of a Star Trek convention and needed to do the elaborate and extremely accurate makeup at home in good light. Either that, or she is a Mary Kay consultant.
What you guys don’t know is that if you were to visit Miami, you would see this all the time. They’re called chongas. ~*~ && tH3y wRiiT3 liiK3 DiSz. ~*~
I’ve seen many different pictures with similar eyebrows… all Middle Eastern women. I suspect it has something to do with the 3rd eye (possibly 3rd eyebrow?) and I’ve only ever seen photos of the women in nice clothing, etc, as if they’re going somewhere. Perhaps this is formal makeup somewhere in the Middle East?
I grew up in the middle east, and the bedouin women (in particular the Hrassis tribe) do facial tattoos and make up, which often includes creating a similar uni-brow effect
However, in some non-Western cultures this facial hair does not have a stigma, and may even be seen as a sign of feminine beauty, as in Caucasus, where connected eyebrows are a sign of virginity and of being unmarried.
It is my personal belief that cholas do not, in fact, own mirrors. It’s the only explanation I can think of as to why they think they can leave the house.
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There;’s probably a good reason for this, and we’re just too insensitive to know it (???)
She fell asleep at a party.
Someone thought it would be funny to shave patches in the hair on my legs.
How many people laughed, not including you?
that’s sketchy…
That’s OK, you can borrow her eyebrow pencil and draw them back on.
Oh, you beat me to the draw. I wish I could exsponge my comment.
*squeeze!*
Mine was a little sketchy anyway.
*squeeze*
I disagree. I thought you were sharp and to the point.
Care to outline that?
That was so PUNNY!
UNIBROW FTW!
She (he? could be a tranny) is going for that classic “Bert” look, hopeing to hook up with a browless ernie
No no you got it wrong, it is Bert after his sex-change operation
Why do you guys keep talking in some sort of gay code?
Bert and Ernie are fictional characters of Sesame Street kids tv show……. and bert has the same eyebrow that girl/boy in the picture
its really gay to assume gays have a code you know…
She looks a little drawn. Perhaps she should go back to sleep.
i bet her eyes are closed on the photo
HAHA! That’s horrible. I can’t stop laughing.
I don’t get it
Fail
me neither
Best possible comment. =D
LOL
yeah maybe so, but whoever did that put a lot off effort into getting those lines smooth!
But my guess would be, it’s some kind off performer who needs to have a visible expression from far away…
I sure need to have her visible expression far away.
Preferably in a galaxy far, far away. That’s where she belongs.
I usually don’t go for explanatory comments much, but I like your idea…it made me smile.
*raises eyebrow*
Nice one MRN. I can see that from England.
*curls lip*
AA, Your line at the top was better.
Okay, let’s make up.
Great, I’ll pencil you in for lunch on Tuesday.
I know a great Southern restaurant. The waitstaff speak with an accent…it takes a few minutes to adjust to the drawl.
You do paint a nice picture, darlin’.
*SMOOCH!*
And you are my favorite subject to canvas.
*SMOOCH!*
Kloe kardashian???
he’s a bit sketchy, AA… you’ll only make it if you survive Monday…
MRN doesn’t give me worry lines, however, Ringo down there is having nightmares. VVV
Maybe his upper lip wasn’t stiff enough.
*applies lemon lip balm*
That lip balm, is it made from the juice that runs down your leg, after your lemons get squeezed?
*hurrlll*
O.O
*adds some honey*
*licks lips*
;D
They just darken your natural eyebrows or thicken them out with black eyeliner…They don’t give you a uni brow. It wouldn’t look right from a distance anyways. It would look like an awkward and misplaced wrinkle.
she was the victim of a crazyass accident
poor girl/man…?
No. She is the RESULT of a crazy-ass accident!
Poor THING.
Correction Win.
Thanks! I’m still working on my English
jajajajajajajaja so funny
take it from me… the only good reason for this is bad face management.
She’s drawing on her supervisor skills.
Is that a high brow joke?
The board has yet to rule on her conduct.
What lead her to this?
Poor parental oversight.
Nearsighted goal planning.
I’m thinking it was for a play or something along those lines. The whole look just kinda screams “stage performance” to me for some odd reason.
That’s not stage makeup…>.> The lips, ish, though they wouldn’t be outlined in black like that. The eyebrow, definitely not…I think she’s just an idiot.
Yes there is a reason – I can’t remember what it’s called, but there is a makeup style that actually draws the lips and eyes like that….. I’ve seen some that are actually kind of pretty…this one isn’t that horrible compares to some I have seen!
Psst … the style is called “Sharpie.”
I thought it was Marks-A-Lot.
It is a Persian thing..from really old paintings from the Qajar period. The unibrow was apparently sexy back then. Check it out: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://artira.com/nimakiann/images/hist/qajar3.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.artira.com/nimakiann/history/postislamic.html&usg=__gtvGoK1Evx7_py2J7vhsR6tHAxs=&h=370&w=211&sz=32&hl=en&start=29&sig2=8QNz0d8J_nCb-2loHj117g&um=1&tbnid=eQ7EPsuhCbx-LM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=70&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dqajar%2Bwomen%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3Df7w%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1&ei=NkVRSpm1IMHDlAfv9qSrBQ
boooo, culture sucks, i only want derogatory comments on my failblog
Ah, at last somebody intelligent! Of course it is culture difference. Everybody laughing is dumbhead…
“dumbhead”? ._.
Culture, bah! This looks stupid and that’s all there is to it.
there is no reason other than this is part of the “chola” culture… i have a cousin that does the exact same thing…
I’m thinking you’re right. That’s the first thing that popped up in my mind. Different cultures do different things. She looks Easter/Arabic, and for one, they’re into the connected brow over there.
Oh wait Chola is a Latina thing….wow, there’s my fail.
but if an arab girl is seen like that it means she’s a ho/skank/slut
yup, that unibrow is a signature look for those type of girls
XD
but this girl is so effing hilarious!!!!
Yes, she was dressing up as the Matchmaker from Disney’s MULAN. Look at that girl and tell me I’m wrong.
You’re wrong XD
Yup, in some parts of the world a monobrow is considered attractive. Simple, if a bit odd in our eyes.
I don’t like her demeanor.
Yeah, but you know what they say, demeanor they are, the… ummmm… what do they say, anyway?
Demeanor they are the harder they fall.
Demeanor they are, the keener they are (to tear your soul apart for mocking the unibrow)
*squeeze*
Demeanor unibrow is not a one-liner?
Naw. It’s way too plucky for that.
Unibrows usually go along with uniboobs
its a man
Don’t just stand there staring, open the door and let him in!
girl fail
uni BOOB?
*tries to imagine*
*imagines Liela on “Futurama”*
*shudders*
LOL!!
leela
(singing) she’s the one-eye one I love
There’s nowt you can really say to that is there?
What
[Geordie] You could give us a basic outline of the picture. [/Geordie]
FOURTH!!!
*joking!*
Wow thats really creepy.
Agreed. They’re not lines at all, they’re black rubber seals from where the modular bits of Frankengirl clip on and off.
“Full pouty lips? No problem! *SCHNAP!* Thar ya go.”
I’m glad they schnapped-in those beautiful eyes
*snork* She’s like a Mrs. Potato Head! I wonder if her bum folds down to reveal a storage compartment for all her accessories.
Sounds like something they would sell at the naughty Vicar store.
Looks like the Vicar of Dibley went through some changes.
I wouldn’t want her sitting at the kitchen table when I was changing the drapes.
Since it would be her first time, she made an extra effort with the make-up. She wants it to be just perfect.
I don’t think a single “extra” is a fair description for this effort.
worse eyebrow failure ever , but funny though xD
worst *
wurst *
wouldn’t the emoticon for this be… ):D
HA!
}:þ
)
You win.
):(
Bert’s girlfriend win!
Bert and Ernie will always stick together.
Just like her eyebrow.
I actually think her lips are scarier though!
Zigi,
Would you rather be smacked by unibrow girl or a tuna?
THE TUNA!!!
*grabs popcorn*
*takes seat to watch*
Prepares the gear to hoist 700 Lbs tuna.
I had no idea tuna came in cans that big…
Holy……
In soviet russia, tuna eats you
sorry i couldn’t resist
Neither, I’m not really into that kinda stuff…
I hope that doesn’t make unibrow girl angy, that would be really scary.
The lips remind me of someone bending over and spreading cheeks. So we have it now top and bottom.
Where’s the bone in the nose?
Her eybrow really isn’t the only failing…
The fail here is…?
She’s not wearing her seatbelt. Tsk!
Maybe they drove the car in the house and use the car as a chair.
Or maybe her government punished her for crimes against her people and took her seatbelt away…
Yes she is, it’s around her forehead.
I’m going to have nightmares tonight.
I think I’ll have pizza tonight.
I am making homemade buffalo chicken pizza -wanna partake?
Thanks, but I have a craving for a veggie lover pizza.
How about getting both?
I am making them, and all I have are broccoli, onions, and green beans… Ok, well maybe we should just order you one.
Don’t worry, I always have veggies! And this bottle of wine.
*Brings in large bag of produce*
*pours Jenny a glass*
Here ya go. You work too hard.
Yay! Wine and veggies.
I am trying to get more serious about incorporating veggies into our entrees, instead of a secondary (side) thought.
I think I’ll have Chicken Tonight!
LATFH!
♪ Lines on my face,while I laugh lest I cry. ♪
It’s Frau Farbissina’s lover! Uni-Brow
rofl! that wuz creepy! 3/5!!!
NO UNIBROWS!!!!!
http://failblog.org/2009/02/02/sign-win-2/
….is it me or did they forget a few fails in this picture, example: wtf is up with the pencil marks around the lips?
She just kissed an accountant.
You should see where he put the “Posted by:” stamp.
She should have held out for a date stamp first.
Thank you Mr. Obviouso Smartypants…
Or maybe it’s Count Obvious Von Smartypants?
I don’t understand. Do you expect them to place a red FAIL next to each problem on her face? How do you miss fails?
The black circle around het lips means she got a black belt in blowjobs?
EL OH EL! /AGREE
The lowbrow humo(u)r always appears.
Well, she did draw her brow rather low, so any jokes made about this picture are low brow jokes.
…?
Etch a Sketch’d!
I disagree, not grainy enough. I say Magna Doodle’d!
At least it wasn’t lite brite’d…
Wooly Willy’s girlfriend!
http://www.bowen-groves.com/images/headlines/headline_34_small.gif
The adventures of Captain Unibrow!
Hey, Brad! How’s the fam?
Looks like she did not read the sign.
Someone dragged her up.
Is there a stop sign under all that blackness?
That was Aja’s sign/post to an old Fail (which the Vandals discovered).
The real fail is that hippo’s show-off.
The Hippo Show is off?
Was it canceled for poor ratings or something?
Punctuation fail. Learn how to properly use apostrophes, ‘tard.
correction: flying commas
obviously photoshopped… she has two eyebrows but they drew one in between with a soft brush… the color is a shade or two lighter than the two eyebrows and its about 3 pixels too large.
It’s makeup.
…. but no makeup sex, unless the lights are out – hell, I want the bulbs removed and put in a box in the other room.
Approaching that logically, wouldn’t you rather leave the bulbs there and be put in the box in the other room?
Put her in the box in the other room, then you can leave the lights on.
The middle eyebrow isn’t makeup, its bad photoshop.
Reminds me of Frida Kahlo. Other than that I don’t know why they bothered to post this one.
The real fail is the misplaced halo.
Someone ran circlets around her.
I thought it was that she submitted a photo she took of herself.
If so, they should have waited until tomorrow, which is/was…. *theremin music* … Frida Kahlo’s birthday.
Well obviously the fail is that she HAS no eyebrows… her forehead slid back a quarter inch and detached from the bottom of her face because she had a lobotomy and now her empty head is showing… WAY TO BE INSENSITIVE, FAILBLOG!
You’re either confusing the forehead with the chin, or the top of the head with the bottom.
There is a reason. I saw a bollywood dance performance where the woman had similar makeup on.
That just suggests it’s intentional. As far as I can tell, there still isn’t a reason.
bad. face. management. (see above lolz)
Eyebrow fail? How about, “Entire Face of Makeup Fail?” YOWZA
this is just nasty
The lips…ew ew ew ew ew! UGH!
*will never go to the top of this page again*
It is soooo very disturbing, not sure why,
well maybe because it reminds me of this {clickie} picture
its that artist which salma hayekk played? xD
Oh dear.
If it were only the unibrow. Everything on her is FAIL.
Oh, and: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/mudshark66/DMOTIV8/no-unibrows.jpg
I like her suit.
It’s ace!
Time to hit the clubs.
(And enjoy the bass.)
I think she stole one of AA’s hearts.
My poker partner has them safely hidden away and protected deep within a cave.
That’s good. Hell hath no fury like a Dragon Queen scorned.
Since we’re calling a spade a spade, I should say that the Admiral would never scorn me.
Even when the chips are down.
Does that mean we will see a diamond ring?
*snuggles against the Admiral and Brewski*
No bluffing, he’s a keeper.
No kidding…do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a man who is straight AND flush?
There are a lot of jokers out there, so just be patient and above-board if you want to be part of a winning pair.
I’ve got my winner – that’s how I ended up with this full house!
*secretly loves Brewski though*
He’s the real deal alright.
Awwww, you’re sweet Jenny! *smooch*
But I’m surprised that you don’t want Arthur to be your ace in the hole, since he’s as loaded as Donald Trump! According to posts a few fails back.
My house isn’t full, but I do love being an ante!
*squeezes Brewski*
It’s fun to see and raise nieces and nephews!
*big dragon-sized squeeze*
I’m a sucker for a foodie – I’m not a gold digger
And I think Judy is gonna fight me for you, as it turns out the way to a woman’s heart is through your kitchen!
You Canasta anyone – they will tell you.
*crawls into Brewski’s lap and mews* I will be your baby on here Brewski. I am a baby kitten.
*squeezes for friends well-suited for each other*
(or one another)
*flops down next to the Admiral*
Care to take a turn on the river, sweets?
When I started posting on failblog, I had no idea a following like this was in the cards!!
*squeezes for Coyote, Taya and AA*
As for cooking, free plug: Gourmet Magazine. Their recipes are consistently outstanding, and often very easy and quick. I also take Food and Wine, and Cooking Light, but they’re more hit-and-miss. Food and Wine is nice in that they suggest wine pairings. But still, I’ll stick with Gourmet. Oh, I’ve also looked at Cooks Illustrated. It’s fine, but is geared towards the average cook and more traditional fare. I tend to prefer more adventuresome stuff.
*snuggles against Brewski, purring*
Yeah, I love it when you talk hot baby. Do you like the pictures in those magazines???
You are the (c)Rook that stole my heart.
I’m right behind you, Dragon. Hope aboard my boat.
Hee! Hop^
I suspect it’s an abaya (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abaya), not a suit. The lady sitting in the back seat seems to also be wearing an abaya.
By the look of them, these girls are probably from some Arabian peninsula country.
photoshopped, no one would ever give themselves a pencil thin monobrow, hahahahahaha jk
Make up not photoshop, and depending on the ethnic culture, they would. It’s clearly intentional right down to the rhinestone above the dip in the unibrow
not only EYEBROW Fail! The WHOLE person is a fail
What are you talking about? I think she looks quite attractive.
…what picture are you looking at?
You Fail!
Eyebrows of the world unite!
Fight the power!
I am a too cool to explain to you about the importance of eyebrows. You don’t understand what I am going through. I am different! See look at my black eyebrows and lips. I am unique. My boyfriend, Crow, says he likes my eyebrows because I am easy to spot in Wal-mart -err I mean Hot Topic.
Goths don’t shop at hot topic, lol. Are you thinking about scene maybe?
This is just another example of why we need to keep Sharpies away from Mexicans. Horrible eyebrow(s) and lips ensue when the two meet.
Hmm… I think she’s Middle Eastern. Us Mexicans draw dos eyebrows.
DOS eyebrows?
Get withe the times. I hear you can get Windows 3.11 eyebrows for Workgroups now.
/-e
*gives Andrea M a blank look*
How can you look at yourself in the mirror?
*Fills in the blank and gives Andrea M a cross-eyed look.*
People who are so blind cannot see their true reflections.
It is a bit of a stunner, isn’t it.
Put more sun screen on Andrea. That neck of yours is red enough already.
You should see MY sunburn, puppy…
DILLY! Haven’t seen you in ages. How goes it in Dillyland?
Do you need help applying lotion in those hard to reach places?
You know me so well
Boob burn!? Hot damn!! Where’d that gallon jug of lotion go? *searches desperately*
I got a pretty cool concussion from walking into a street sign and a really bad boob sunburn, so I had a pretty awesome weekend overall. I’m about to go work on A Midsummer Night’s Dream in another state tomorrow, should be fun. How’s planet coyote?
A Midsummer Night’s Dream should provide a lot of scope for you. So you won’t be working in the usual state of confusion?
Planet coyote is getting to be better everyday. I’ll be shed of Fred Hutch tomorrow.
Teehee! State of grace/emergency, perhaps. I’m pretty excited.
And I’m really happy to hear that you’re feeling better:) *rubs coyote tummy*
Just so long as you avoid the state of anarchy. How big of a production? Do you feel effusive creativity bubbling away in you?
Embarrassing to note, but I’m really not sure how big this is! I’m just running up for a week to help out, and I haven’t done anything in the summer before, I think it’ll be interesting no matter what. I’m not designing this one so I’ll put my two cents in but we shall see, I do think I get to work on the fairies, though.
The fairies alone should fill your time.
I just had this image of you getting frustrated at someone and grabbing the brush/needle/whatever out of their hand and doing it yourself. I know that you would never do such a thing. You are far too shy and withdrawn.
I find it hilarious you think I’m a redneck. My whole freakin step family is Mexican of the variety that are actually from Mexico and therefore actually Mexicans so don’t knock my terminology. All my girl cousins have horrifying drawn on sharpie eyebrows and similar lipliner. It’s some horrible Cholita makeup trend, not a racist statement. Go cruise Federal Blvd. in Denver and tell my you don’t see girls with sharpie eyebrows and lips, I dare ya.
ANNNDDD.. people happen to like my eyebrows. Kthxbai. Not trying to argue, but it was quite rude.
You know she’s thinking that she’s super sexy.
hawt…
she’s trying to imitate a frida kahlo look, like in paintings. she’s probably mexican american and lives in an urban area. she wears the dark lip liner because its a thing in urban areas. she’s made the unibrow because frida has one. she just looks ridiculous because i don’t think she gets why frida didnt care about hers and she’s done herself up for a few hours to just look silly. andrea, don’t be a tw@t, that’s so racist.
*sigh*
Mexicans are a race?
Not Mexican. Most likely from one of these countries: United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Oman, Qatar. She was probably just messing around, no one wears makeup like that there.
No, she is cholo, which is american born of latin decent. I’ve seen it alot in some of the urban areas. I haven’t figured out why they think it’s attractive but it’s very common here in the states. And the racist part comes up when you try to point it out and they claim that you “gringos” wouldn’t understand. And they’re right, I don’t understand.
What about the abaya she and the girl sitting in the back are wearing? Her features (blue contacts btw) and complexion look more Arab than Latin to me, and I live in LA and have lived in the Middle East for 20 years, so I’ve seen my share of both…
yes, that’s it. because frida kahlo is so “in” right now.
im pretty sure she isn’t even mexican.
I actually made a remark yesterday about wanting to see someone wearing a really thin unibrow, preferably penciled in.
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I highly doubt she’s Mexican. Unless Mexicans wear a cultural/religious middle eastern garment called an abaya.
Thank you! All these people saying Mexican was driving me crazy!
DO NOT WANT!!!
It’s bad enough being the daughter of Chris De Burgh without you lot mocking her.
Shame on you all!
What? I liked her! *sulks*
What’s the use of me generalising if you go do that?
Would it help if I sang Lady In Red?
You know it always does.
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NEVER let Mexicans near a Sharpie.
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Why, because I’ve given it a unibrow?
No. Cause your a prick.
are you sure it’s just an eyebrow fail?
Fail at looking human.
Someone is pretty desperate to get that hooters girl fail voted on.
not just an eyebrow fail, she kind of failed in general…
So now the question stands:
Where did her real eyebrows go?
they were singed off by the 887 degree weather?
the weather fail was somehow better..
Obviously none of you have ever done/seen stage makeup before. The stuff always looks absolutely hideous up close, but it’s essential if you want somebody 300ft+ away to be able to tell which side of your head your face is on, let alone whether you are happy/sad/tired/etc.
That’s a pretty typical look for things like colorguard crews or dancers. If the lines are less than about 1/3″ wide and 4″ long, they simply can’t be seen properly… Just do a regular google image search on “stage makeup” and look through the first 3-4 pages of stuff.
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That an entire face fail….
And that my friends is what you call a “Chola”
A Chola is a native woman. This is some chick on her way to the a costume party or something. I fail to see the fail.
you should see what she drew on her bottom.
Una cholita inspirada por Frida Kahlo
eyebrow fail? face fail!
Eyebrows? What about the lip liner fail! LOL
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Eh, this is just mean.
oh thats just sad !
oh my fckn god
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she’s a doll?
I wouldn’t buy that doll for my daughter if I had one.
Right. Who wants two of those things in your house?
people buy things like that all the time. it’s called a bratz doll.
i know. i didn’t believe it at first, either.
thats horrible even for a halloween costume !!!
Freaka Kahlo.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Unless if he is blind.
But the lips…eewww… the lips are gross
{click my name}
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*sigh*
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*goes to look for aspirin*
Why, Roadkill? Just why?
What is it?
That is so pretty roadkill. It must of taken you a long time?
Mmmmmm you need a girlfriend LOL.
FRIST!
SRECOND!
THRID!
You may not realize it but her eyes are closed and are also drawn on very well. Poor girl must have passed out.
Lipliner makes her lips look like an anus.
Eek, its a goth slitheen! Someone call the Doctor.
Maybe she likes it like that ?!
she looks like a bratz doll some kid drew on
I’ve seen Greek, Turkish and Mediterranean cartoon characters that are drawn to look exactly like this: smooth unibrow, eyeliner, exaggerated lines around the lips, bandanna around the head. I don’t know what it’s about exactly, but it’s a cultural reference in some parts of the world.
This is not an eyebrow fail…it’s a entire makeup fail
face fail.
Did he die?
o.o This could just be a VERY obscure cosplay… couldn’t it? Do anime people have unibrows? Ever?
It looks like she was doing stage make up. I would have looked pretty good had she left out the unibrow..
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I think more than an eyebrow fail, it’s a make-up fail. It looks like she’s got her eyeliner, done her eyebrow and then done her lips :/
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Please do not be offensive, it is obviously their culture. So try to open up and understand. Thank you.
No, it’s a very small portion of Latinas who actually go for the chola look. It looks just as dumb on them as on the stupid goth kids who do the same thing.
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Wow… it’s La Esmeralda reincarnated!
This… Needs to be removed due to lack of fail.
Eyebrow fail? There is more fail than only that eyebrow :’)
i know everybody hates a party-pooper but just in case anybody was still wondering wtf this pic was actually ABOUT, i have an answer.
i have a good friend whos iranian and its common in persian art to reprisent women with unibrows. thats basically all there is to it.
Klingon?
Lipliner fail too. WTF?
Tranny.
hahaha. realy fail!!!
I think it is obvious that she was on her way to some sort of a Star Trek convention and needed to do the elaborate and extremely accurate makeup at home in good light. Either that, or she is a Mary Kay consultant.
This is what happened when Bert from Bert and Ernie bred with a Bratz doll.
test
brigh-
This may look better at the next design overhaul.
eyebrow AND lip fail
What you guys don’t know is that if you were to visit Miami, you would see this all the time. They’re called chongas. ~*~ && tH3y wRiiT3 liiK3 DiSz. ~*~
Look it up on urbandictionary for a full description.
There are things that can not be unseen.
She fails at chonga. seriously she looks like some midwest chubba got a tan and a sharpie and raided her grandma’s closet.
I’ve seen many different pictures with similar eyebrows… all Middle Eastern women. I suspect it has something to do with the 3rd eye (possibly 3rd eyebrow?) and I’ve only ever seen photos of the women in nice clothing, etc, as if they’re going somewhere. Perhaps this is formal makeup somewhere in the Middle East?
I grew up in the middle east, and the bedouin women (in particular the Hrassis tribe) do facial tattoos and make up, which often includes creating a similar uni-brow effect
You too can look that stupid with a permanent marker and clinical blindness.
However, in some non-Western cultures this facial hair does not have a stigma, and may even be seen as a sign of feminine beauty, as in Caucasus, where connected eyebrows are a sign of virginity and of being unmarried.
-Wikipedia on “Unibrow”
I kinda like it…
Monobrow
The FAIL in this picture goes WAYYYYYY beyond the eyebrow
Skipping over the obvious eyebrow fail, who outlines their lips like that!!?? It’s SO not attractive!
People with poor poor fashion sense.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh.
I think she’s kinda cute actually.
There is an artist that only did self portraits of herself. She had a unibrow and a stash. This looks like a mock-up of the artist
I think you’re referring to Frida Kahlo. *shudders*
I bet she was either going to or coming back from a Mascaraed or early Halloween party
is she going to a Halloween party as a gypsy perhaps?
I’m 100% sure that’s a guy, NO woman would do that.
Lul @ the chola
I think I know her. lol
She’s HOTT… where can I get one?
Makes Amy Winehouse look normal.
Not Eyebrow Fail. Total Make-up Fail..
This is just a complete makeup FAIL.
For the record, I didn’t see Ariel’s comment until after I made mine. My bad, ha ha.
hey, nice eyebrow
OMG Man the harpoons!!!
This chick is ugly all around
omg gothic or what?
Looks like she’s been sucking on a turd-sicle and forgot to wipe her mouth
LOL *_*
It is my personal belief that cholas do not, in fact, own mirrors. It’s the only explanation I can think of as to why they think they can leave the house.
I hope it is Halloween and she’s dressed up. I hope. I hope.
This could also be a lip FAIL. Awful looking woman.
It’s more like total make-up/fashion fail o.o
And why the hell would that be goth -___-”
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That reminds me of a picture that was captioned “Keep Mexicans away from Sharpies”. Maybe it’s some sort of (weird) trend… *shrugs*
I think this goes way beyond an eyebrow fail. This is a total face fail.
Disturbing win.
I’d tap that!
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I think that “she” believes “she” looks totally amazing. Kinda sad no one told “her” she looks ridiculous. LMAO
costume for a play?
What was she thinking?!
OMG UNIBROW!!!!!!!
Maybe she’s going for the Frida look?
Shes too fat to be wearing makeup
It’s actually considered very attractive in her culture… don’t really know why haha
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Wow. I think that about covers it. Um-hmm.
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