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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
Off topic, but I found this really neat clickie. Completely safe.
Any boobs? If not i’m not clicking.
Although I don’t feel threatened by boobs and feel them (when allowed) to be safe, alas there are none involved in this clickie.
But i like boobs.
Well, it’s important to like yourself. Good for you!
*whispers* I like himself two!
it’s a completely safe link
and it is rather neat
I’m addicted to it now, I love you NNN *squeeze!*
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Neener, that’s awesome!
Thanks. A fun find.
I didn’t click on it, so I’ll take your word that it is off-topic. Why didn’t you just start a new thread instead of hijacking Aja’s lead?
don’t know why he did AA, but you should clickie… it’s pretty cool.
there are tacos in there
Toilet Paper: Taco Shell
Your $#!T: Beef
Toilet Water: Cheese
dont u mean “leftover” tacos.
They asked if we wanted the “rightover” tacos…but they had no substance.
Ugh, that image.
So that it would stay near the top. Also, I didn’t find anything on-topic in Aja’s post.
Neener, I found it on topic and hilarious. Fancy a taco sign pointing to a confessional!
After all, lots of people get cheese in the confessional.
DrB!
*squeeze*
*squeeezes!* I’m very happy to see you, but concerned about their business model…
Talk About Cheap Overheads!
I’ll have an order of Tacos Al Pastor, please.
*squeezes DrB*
*smooches my favorite source of fire and brimstone*
Frijole bibles will be given to the first ten visitors.
Would you like to be a fly on the wall in that confessional?
He might just find a nugget of gossip.
He can hear the people Taquito on their cell phones while poop’n.
How does one tell that it’s a confessional? I don’t recognize it as one. I don’t see any religious markings and the tree(?) molded into the door on the blue thing in the back looks a lot like the porta-potty. But, I have no experience in these matters. Sorry Aja.
Holy crap. Those objects are porta-potties, but in that configuration they resemble a confessional. That’s why Aja’s comment was on-topic and funny.
Holy moly! I didn’t get it! Sorry! FÜCKING SORRY!!! Sheesh!
No, NOT holy moly…holy CRAP.
Holy crap = f*cking funny AND on topic for both porta-potties and confessionals.
Sheesh indeed.
You’re right, I should have said Holy molé. Hmph.
And the “sheesh” is for me getting so much shît for not getting somebody’s joke.
And another thing. How do we know the thing in the back is another porta-potty? Looks like a peaked roof. Is it a 2-seater?? I took it to be a portable storage shed, maybe for storing, I dunno, tools? That would go with a porta-potty. Maybe they’re working on the place.
I thought mole needs the accent, I’ll check my spelling.
Fireworks on the 4th! Hee.
Note: I did say my post was “Off topic”.
BTW, I still get chuckles from your post a few days back about being so upset you misused an apostrophe. Genuinely funny.
resembles a confessional? where do you go to church that htey have portable confessionals outside along a fence in the middle of a snow drift? I’ve never seen a stand alone confessional — only ones inside a church….
Must I go to church in order to recognize objects that comedically resemble confessionals?
No, although I didn’t see it myself, until I read Aja’s post. Fitting, I think, since I know someone who often prays loudly and sincerely after eating tacos.
Neener, that is awesome. Thanks for posting!
MARRRIIIMAN
STOP IT!
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;o
Thank you…
Must… Kill Plop… for abusing… Rick’s Awesomeness….
Won’t… kill Plop… will only… Ignore him.
I shall… also stop talking like… William Shatner…
Lettuce pray.
*bows head*
It has bean a week since my last concession.
Buy 5 soft s(hail) Marys, and all will be forgiven.
In the name of the Father
The Son
and the Holy Salsa…
May chips be with you.
Peace be with chew.
a week!! you must be feeling a bit full …
crack tacos SHHHHH!!!
hi
PLOP
licktastic?
YOU’RE THE SAME GUY.
no im not
Your avatar gives you away.As does his wit. Or lack thereof.
*sigh*
Trolls. Why did it have to be trolls…??
Saturday?
*squeeze*
*SQUEEZE!*
*salutesqueeze*
FB is a bit like TV today…
We do our best to add some well-written content. Unfortunately, there’s too much reality on Failblog.
Is “reality” an anagramm for Rick Astley?
I have nothing against Rick Astley. I mean, to Rick Roll someone is to post that song vid… but there’s Rick Roll’n and then there’s overkill… And the troll did overkill of an awesome song… *mews*
But in order to be a true rick-roll, doesn’t the clickee need to not know that it’s a rick-roll? I mean, if we know it’s an (g)astley (apologies for spelling) video, why would we click it?
Has anyone gone round all the links that are supposed to point to Rick Astley and changed them to something else yet?
*squeezes the Moomin*
*nods* I’ve been waiting, for so long…
*SQUEEZITY-SQUEEZE!!*
Yeah, the mouth-breathers really come out on the weekends, don’t they?
I don’t know what they are, but I don’t like them.
*squeeze*
Italics fail. *sigh*
We’ll cut you some slack since we’re just jawing.
But Arthur WINS, so it doesn’t really matter. :p
*crawls onto Dragon and purrs, kneading gently, claws in*
*does incredible 360° double-squeeze jump*
*lands in BMW*
*drives away while listening to “You win again”*
*checks mate leaving*
*waves*
*blows a kiss with her paw to Arthur*
Erm…
*looks down at winged kitty in lap*
Hello there!
*scritchies*
*yells after Arthur*…BMW WIN!!!
Hi *purrrrrr*
Could have been worse, it could have been snakes.
Wait…. that wouldn’t have been worse, would it?
Nope. For some of us, snakes don’t raise any hairs.
*snork*
Hey, look at the bright side: We’ve got this lovely blue box to store them in–a portable FailBog, as it were.
Porta-Bloggie?
Porta-Boggy.
You know, I actually meant to type it your way. I must be tired.
And lots of snow to keep everything fresh and wholesome.
How you doing? Feeling better, I hope.
Better every day. I get cut loose from Fred Hutch Monday!! No more daily trips to the center. This damned garden hose removed from my chest. No more walking around with a portable IV dangling from my side. And on and on. Life has become good again.
That deserves a party.
*pops open the champagne*
Wonder who will water the roses now that you are hoseless?
Woohoo!
*clinks and drinks*
Sadly Jenny, I am not allowed to do any gardening for a year. I can’t even be around when gardening is taking place. I have no immune system yet and gardens have molds. I can only look at a distance.
Did everyone like the way I demonstrated that I still have class by not making a joke about still possessing a hose?
Damn! Blew the class thing all to bits.
Actually, I was somewhat disappointed, coyote. Here I was expecting something good and vulgar, and you go and show some class! Hmph!
*clinks ‘n’ drinks*
*….’n’ smooches*
Phew
*wipes brow*
When I first read ‘sadly’ – I thought OH NO, I broke Coyote, everyone is going to hate me now.
Fear not Jenny. Coyote is unbreakable.
…but not unflappable. Must you continue to wear those hospital gowns?
*averts eyes*
If you insist. *removes gown*
COYOTE!!!! *squeezity squeezity squeezity!!!*
Opps. I just realized I squooze a nekkid Coyote. Hope you don’t mind.
Doesn’t bother me in the least Fluffy.
Oh goodie. Nice hose, by the way.
Knockity Knock!
Anybody Home? Helllllllooooooooooooo?
*SNORK!*
COYOTE!! Hey Dude!
Good to hear you’re divorcing that Fred Hutch guy and no longer being “hosed”!
Hi Skwerlly. I might not believe this, but there was a squirrel sitting outside my hospital room (outside, in a tree, not the hallway) and I thought of you as spying on me. This when the drugs were making me hallucinate a great deal. I’ll tell you about the rabbit that sat on my shelf for an afternoon sometime.
YOU. Y-O-U might not believe this. It seems that the drugs have not worn off yet.
I heard about you on the Acornet, my squirrelly friends always like to entertain and keep an eye on hospital patients because there’s usually good things to eat and it’s a gun free zone.
HEEEY! Welcome back. I was just thinking of you! Hope all is well.
Yes it is. See the above. I can’t get this silly grin off of my face.
That’s good because I am about to call you pea(water)c0ckless, or a female peac0ck.
*sorry for the double post, moderation issues*
Yay!
To clarify jenny, that would be a peahen. C0ck is a name reserved for males of the species.
We don’t have enough people around on the night shift or the weekend shift.
*I am starting to sound like I am staffing a retail store.*
We do the best we can. I am busy
I don’t want those tacos… o__o
I really hope all that liquid is from the melting snow.
I don’t know… it all seems to be coming from the john…
Wow, John should really stop holding it for that long then. He’ll not get along with his prostate in a few years if he doesn’t.
*snork*
Is that like an executive port-a-john?
No, there is extra room for the cashier and drive-thru window.
The other brown meat.
Cut out the middleman?
Hard shell sales tactics.
The pun runs today are a little soft (taco).
We’re just masa-chists, I guess.
I hear this tid-bit that you have given me. But I want the whole enchilada.
Why pay for seating and bathrooms when we eventually end up sitting on both.
Sanitation, we don’t need no stinkin’ sanitation!
I think there is a pink Floyd song like that.
♫ We don’t need no sanitation. ♫
Or as Lawrence Welk might have put it . . .
And (number) a-one an’na two . . . *cue champagne bubbles*
Pew! That’s on the nose!
pink tacos from the wrong side of the tracks…
Wow, not many people commenting today. oO
TO MUCH GINGER. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
too much chipolte.
why did they attempt a ‘scenic vista’ on the side?
Don’t forget to take a napkin for your taco mess!
I’m thinking wet wipes might be more useful….and bleach…and maybe a Hazmat suit.
Well, Taco Bell *does* taste like sh*t…
White Castle should consider this. Just build a giant restroom for after those tasty *barf* sliders.
whats a slider?
mini-burger – (that slides right through your intestines.)
A.K.A. gutbombs, Krystals, or our local Handee Burger.
Ice cold taco…
I am curious about your clickie – was it someone in your circle of influence?
WTF are those youtube embeddings still allowed?
Why
I’ve been working on WordPress for about a week. They may not be able to prevent it. Yes, FailBlog is powered by WordPress.
How very…expansive. I thought the tacos would be cheap – say around a pound.
That chalupa? I taquito was more expensive than that!
TURD TACO FIESTA!!!
Don’t be a party pooper!
A taco is a terrible thing to waste.
First!
your first is a lie
yeah but ur second is a win
my fourth is a fail.
I plead the fifth!!!
♫ I believe in miracles! ♫
♫ Where’re you from? ♫
♫ You sixthy thing… ♫
Secret sauce revealed
Secret source reviled!
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
This taco join – nice staff, Jen.
This taco joint – nice staff, Jen.
Your sacret is sefe with me.
don’t trust the sauce man!
♪ If you’re blue and you don’t know
where to go to why don’t you go
where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz ♪
Thanks for the Young Frankenstein flashback.
Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Some varm milk… perhaps?
“Helpme with the bags Igor.”
“OK, you take the blond. I got the one in the turban!”
“Frau Blücher!!”
Nee hee heee hee!!
(that’s as well as I can do an alliteration for horses whinnying.)
Ah crap, I read it. Guess I like girls now.
oh.my.gosh! me too!!
Dont ask for the special sauce, or extra corn…..
Sooo…it’s a Taco Bell?
No…it’s a Taco Baño.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe its like a chemical equation e.g.
tacos=> shit
mmm…tacos… o.o
Ending place. All tacos go to porcelain.
“Eat like a king when you sit on the throne”
Aaaaaaah thankyouverymuch.
*crowns the Moomin with some broccoli*
Fabulous!
*squeeze!*
*Applauds*
*Whispers to friend in the next theatre seat*
Is he in marketing? He’s very good.
No kidding Katz, I actually want to go eat there now. Yay Moomin!
*squeeze and sniffs Moomin*
steams broccoli with adds cheese eats…. *Mmmm*
who else noticed where the “water” is coming from?
LOL, I just did.
Clicky for our American friends, cat friends, or people who like Dominoes, or…
taco-chan!!!
lol yum
i do NOT want to try one of those!
Hey, another kirby!
Are they trying to sell used tacos?
So much for digesting my dinner in piece.
In piece like plop plop or in peace like glad I pushed out that poo coyote?
Did you see the beef blood in the puddle out in front of the outhouses?
Yeah.
where do you guys get your tacos?
I know this is late, but... Happy 4th of July!!Pop – Whizzzzz – BANG!!
Ooooh.
Aaahh.Skwerlly says only Whiz in Baf froom!
Nots in frontsa peoples!
I’ve had enough of your aggression towards Ninja, Skwerlly Bob. It’s not funny.
*hands Admiral his spatula*
OOOOOOH! So what?
I tired of your…..um…..whatever, so THERE!
HA!
*ducks spatula and jumps into hole in nearby tree*
*enjoys the ironic accusation of “aggression” pointed towards me*
*throws dictionary with bookmark to page defining “irony” at SB*
Lay off the kid.
KID? oh?
fine… not a big deal
*SQUEEZE!!*
Happy Fourth to you, too, Ninja!
Took my 7 year old to fireworks tonight!
First time that she didn’t freak out after the first 2 minutes and wanna go home!
She lasted the whole 30 minute show, [with fingers in her ears]!!
Their expressions are more entertaining than the fireworks.
I just found out that half of my kid’s class didn’t know who Benjamin Franklin, Donald Zerli, Paul Revere or John Adams were.
NONE of them knew all four.
Who is Donald Zerli?
Donald Zwerli was a lampmaker in Philadelphia. He supposedly was the one who made the lanterns carried by Paul Revere.
Zerli, not Zwerli…sorry
You haven’t heard of him?
He’s mentioned by name in the first ten words of the national anthem.
He he, it tickles when you pull my leg.
My turn to go watch the fireworks. Then to bed. Night all. It’s been a fun and thought provoking day here. Thank-you.
Goodnight, Coyote. *squeeze*
G’night, my friend! I was so glad to see you here tonight, and even more glad that you’re feeling so much better.
*squeeze*
I am a little slow with the ‘Goodnight’ but maybe you will see it some other time
*Waves goodnight*
*Is even slower than jenny*
G’night coyote.
*waves* to everyone…seems like I miss you most days. On the bright side, my boss gave me a $20 bill for working tonight. Ohh and a Mello Yello.
Bunny<—–too easy to please
*waves*
Hearing ‘Mello Yello’ makes me want to rollerskate somewhere to confess I used to have a mullet!
too easy to please<—-values things other than $$
I’ll take two easy too, please!
Evening, Late(ish) night FailBloggers!
*sigh*
It appears I’m alone on this one…
…Best wait ’til Monday, I guess.
Oh well.
Next we meet, O’ FailBlog!
Hi Ho Silver, Awaaaayyyy…!
‘night!
*passes out from being too busy*
OMG…did he die?
That is awesome. You can trink coca-cola and get tacos at the same place!
Taco fail…colon win.
so that’s where they get there taco meat
well after u eat tacos thats where u have to go !!!! so its not all that wrong .
These tacos are crappy! I’m pretty sure the guy who made them didn’t wash his hands before handling the food…
YO QUIERO TACOS Y BURRITOS!! YAY!!!
I know where that is, I passed it the other day and thought “eww porta potty tacos”
More like burritos. I think they’re burritos.
Well, eventually, that is where the tacos end up, am I right?
this isnt a fail…. those tacos are there, just no ones gonna eat them anymore XDD
Shouldn’t the sign say “brownies?”
And people wonder why I hate mexican food
Yummy tacos wait, what the there’s no taco sauce.
I still can’t find them *calls police to help search*
I always get tacos from there!
Honey, I found the ladies’ room for you!
oh, that’s gross.
That’s were it’s gonna end up anyway
Mine ‘Tacos’ will be in there.