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first, frist, tsrif
Your are my mighty hero. PLEASE send me a picture of your dumbass head, becaus I’d like to hang it on my wall.
Your the one and only.
I congratulate you for that glory win in your life.
Oh my, jealous person is jealous…
We here at FB are never jealous of firsters. Just horrified that even after all these months people still think it’s clever to post the fact that they are first.
*nods agreement whilst making industrial strength vat of coffee*
*climbs into vat of coffee*
mmmmm…. scalding caffeine.
*Gets giant straw* KVD flavor, my favorite!
HEY WIK! What’s this T-shirt thing? And why would adults want Shirts with that PBS Kid’s Character on them? Francine or Buster maybe… but not Arthur! Ireally likes WORD GIRL!
NOTE: Please find an read my Explanatory Cornspiracy Theory down below.
Ahem.
Amen, to you too Arthur!
W0W Th47s s0m3 3l173 h4×0z0rz
I don’t see anything wrong with this.
Ouch! WIK, you poked me with that straw!
*pulls WIK into vat*
*hot coffee squeeze*
Nothin’ like caffeinated *squeezes*
me a kat von d fan too!(sorry,off topic)
what about MILK!!!!????!!!!???
… or just jealous
)
(well, maybe you just should ignore the firsters – makes my life easier for sure
Sometimes I just can’t.
Could you please stop posting this youtube video thanks
You guys really don’t know how to handle trolls.
Constantly replying in an annoyed manner to the first posters and asking not to post a video again is the best way to guarantee they will return for some more negative attention, as I am sure they are used to getting from their parents and surroundings.
Just… ignore… them…
I dislike when people put the same f****** youtube video in
first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first
Except when you post FIRST yourself right?
Yeah, you totally gave up your right to ever complain about trolls when you did that. Hypocrite.
I did it once back off now before you get hurt.LOL
How would you know ZigiSamblak I have never seen you on here before, and I don’t give anything up like some do like their freedom of expression individuality.Hypocrite.
Hello Halifax180 how are you doing today.
I think the weather there is good according to GBF and someone else.They dukedom it out about time zones lol no winner though both got bloody. I saw your post early tried to say hello but got busy with work. Sneaking in here to play on the puter.
it was a pretty good day. the conduit came in today that i pre-ordered, and then saw transformers2.
Good point Zigi…
*does Beavis “cornholio” voice*
Are you threatening me? You are TP for my bumhole.
Good point Zigi ..hu hu hu…
especially when they aren’t even first.
hey 5eagle!
Halifax You saw transformer 2 sweeeeeeet is it any good huh huh.What is conduit?
transformers2 was pretty good. not sure how to compare it to the first, but it didn’t blow.
conduit is basically halo for the wii (kinda)
I looked conduit on youtube it looks like a n awesome game. I am a left 4 Dead man myself.
i’m still getting used to the controls, which are quite frustrating considering how simply i picked up on halo controls the first time i played it even though i don’t own an xbox.
I just bought my son a xbox 360 for his birthday today. He is a halo fan too, always kicks my bum but not on PC games.
you know what is really anoying on halo? when on multiplayer, someone snipes you, putting you in critical condition, and then some guy comes out of nowhere and melees you with a plasma pistol.
*GASP*
I missed the gameage conversation?
NO GYPSY NO!
Note helmet.
how diod you post the youtube video in the comments?
1st you have to get a license. Then you go to youtube and copy the embed link that is with the video. Paste it in the comment box here. Please use your brain and humor when you post videos though. I restrict myself to one or two a day and do the rest as clikies, so that the page isn’t overwhelmed with youtube boxes.
*Prays that you aren’t a troll*
You’re yelling at a bot! It is not supposed to have feelings.
I yell at stuff that doesn’t have feelings on a daily basis. Releases tension.
I yell at things I can touch too. I yell at my keyboard, then pound it if I’m really angry.
A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
the computer always beats me at chess
*snork*
The computer is your friend Zombie not your enema.
not if it runs vista. i hate vista and wonder why i left xp
What does this have to do with this fail?
Whoa Cherry retract your claws. Here is a cup of crow water(coffee)LOL
Sorry I’ve forgotten the cut them in the morning.
Well you know I’m half-day at work, waited like 4 hours for a fail.
And it kinda [censored]-off.
to cut*
I thought Chesney Hawkes was the one and only? Are you saying that ‘this’ is actually a pseudonym for Chesney?
“Your” fail. (OMG why can’t people spell you’re right.)
*Looks up at sky and screams*
@× oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy ×Cherry – Leilas’ eKitty × inLove with my kitty Taya ×
*You’re
name fail
!!!
This isn’t really a fail. They probably need more colors for the black doll.
…which is why it’s cheaper.
I doubt its even in the right spot, those are wal-mart tags and I worked for wal-mart. The dolls are the same style color doesnt matter there for they have the same barcoad number and for 1 to be marked down they both would be. Not only that if you look at the tags they have 2 different things writtin on them. In the off chance that they did have 2 different tags for black and white dolls the tag would say the same thing exsept one word.
This pic is an understanding retale FAIL…
No, your comment is understanding retail fail. You worked for walmart? Probably got fired for incompetance. Just look at that mess you typed there.
Every item has it’s OWN UPC barcode. Different colors/styles have different barcodes. Walmart priced those two differently. And THAT’S the equality fail.
You fail, buickgirl1986.
You just fail. I worked at Wal-Mart while going to school, often times things different color, while having a different barcode/UPC, they were the same price. I agree with BuickGirl. It was probably in the wrong place, which things at Wal-Mart usually are. You fail at Wal-Mart knowledge. And you fail at being at all a resonable person. Period. Go hide under your “I’m better than you are” rock.
Also, notice the name for the item on the right is a lot longer, if it were just a different color item, that would not be the case. That is clearly not the item meant to be there. Whoever took the picture took a colored one of the “Baby Alive” and stuck it in a spot of something sold out next to it and thought, “oh, I’m gonna be clever and put it on fail blog.” It’s obviously a fake.
So go jump off a bridge, you turd of a human being. “Equality fail” sigh, everyone else’s fail at spotting a fake.
Are we seriously debating this? What ever happened, it’s ironic. Laugh. Then move on.
I worked for TRU, and while it’s not Wal-Mart I’m still willing to bet that it’s just the dolls being put in the wrong place…
I mean, these jobs don’t hire us for our intelligence.
…but those are some weird prices anyways.
Actually, BuickGirl is right. the tags are different, and they WOULD have the same description. The barcodes are the same because they come in the same shipping container, and need to be counted. Someone just moved the doll.
Na Na Na Na Na, you tried to look all smart but turns out Im right. Get your head out of your @$$ and enjoy life ike the rest of us.
Grammar fail! “It’s” should be “its.”
Spelling fail! “Incompetance” should be “incompetence.”
Haha. See how ridiculous pointing out fails can be?
That made sense not *borat style*
DIXIE NORMOUS
you’re still a douche dixie troll. drop dead
You are a waste of life… stop stealing air from the rest of us…
Hello Malicite!
*squeeze*
Morning Gaynor! *squeeze*
Speak for yourself, some of us no longer have a need for air.
Or so you believe
I can hold my breath for ten minutes.
Me too. If I breathe in between.
I can’t hold my breath. It just seems to slip through my fingers.
Hahahahahaha.
Lmao thats racist XD black more cheap ROFL
this just earned a .30-06 to the head.
Congratulations. For the first time ever, your mom and dad will be proud.
I’m so uber cool b/c i’m first
Shit. Me = Fail
Indeed.
Probably cheaper because it’s less popular… No offense.
how can someone NOT take offense to that? you’re truly ignorant.
You = Shit.
Another one for the trolls!
They’re babies not trolls.
same difference in my world
I should have said ‘dolls not trolls’
*sigh*
definitely not the same thing! Hey Moomin *squeeze*
athough they count as playthings!
How do.
*squeeze*
Moomin!
Just one question: Is it okay to first-post something other than “FIRST!!11111!” (something witty at that) to discourage firsters?
Hello!
Pretty much anything amusing as the first-post is welcomed, preferebly something that refers to the fail or maybe continues a comment from a previous fail?
Cutting and pasting large blocks of text or variations on first! aren’t right good.
Excepting exceptional cases when we tend to make an exception. Such as that time that Arthur had to take a stern line with S*m. Good times!
Baby baby baby.
Good Morning all.K@cf so far
Hey 5- independance day, so pants fails!
Happy your Independance day not sure about the pants fail.
Happy Independence day to our colonial chums!
Independence Day is on the 4th?
I knew that, so I was wondering at first why everyone was celebrating, but just decided to go with the flow.
but they get today off aswell- slackers!
*comes in after taking a nap in the sun*
Lazy bastards!
How many statutory days does Germany have.
Nine for every German state, but some (catholic) have up to 13.
*sneaks out and steals Arthur’s sunlounger*
*replaces sunlounger with BMW backseat*
BMW win!
Someone once gave me a car whose previous owner proudly told him when he bought it that the backseat was brandnew. It was a completely rotten car (from 1977), nothing was working right – but it had a new backseat.
Oh – it was an Audi.
Makes you wonder what happened to – or on- the backseat that necessitated a replacement.
Don’t wanna know!
*sneaks in with a sleepy squeeeeze*
*makes a coffee*
*passes*
*waits for caffeine to kick in*
*squeezes*
You don’t sleep enough!
*makes more coffee*
*pours some into large tub*
*falls in face first*
*absorbs coffee*
Is that how we get the hyper zombies in Land Of The Dead?
Scooch over, ZA. *climbs into tub*
The vat of coffee up there got cold and I need more caffeine. *squeeze*
I didn’t get that memo! Why am I working? G’morning everyone!
Morning Katz! *squeeze* rest of them were adamant today was holiday! sorry you’re working hun!
Hi K@! *squeeze* It’s no big deal that I’m at work today, obviously I’m not working that hard.
hehehehe me either! Gotta love my bosses!
I got hosed today too, my revenge is spending time here!
Good morning katzVonD. The memo was sitting on your desk this morning?
I must have missed it. Not enough coffee I guess. *squeeze*
Don’t feel bad. I missed it too. Hopefully today will be a short day, but I’m not holding my breath.
G’morning, Lurk! Let’s sneak out of work early! *squeeze*
Well, because of the absence of the 10 AM fail (CET) and Arthur’s analysis that it must have been been because of Independence day, I wrote the wrong date on all my prescriptions today and even went into an argument with a patient about today’s date! Which I lost.
Hehehe!
Could I get a prescription for that?
Surely just another sign of the Impending Apocalypse!
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NOTE: Please find an read my Explanatory Cornspiracy Theory down below somewhere
Another one? How many is that now, 7? 8?? Geez, how many signs do you living folk need anyway???
.
Or … wait a second … do we need another apocalypse hoard attack?
Who prices up anything like this 64 or 88 cents- making life hard for ones self surely.
*sigh
Walmart. So they can always have the lowest prices. Or something.
.
You said the ‘w’ word. Even I’m offended by that!
it clearly does matter if you black or white
Not really.
Cue MJ rolling in his grave.
*snickers*
*reese’s*
*clodhoppers*
*crawls from grave*
*drags stereo along, puts it down*
*presses play – Black or White starts playing*
*10,000 zombies crawl out from the ground and start dancing*
*zombie hoard throws down some new tight moves*
*ends with some favorites … Thriller, Moonwalk …*
*zombie hoard dances their way back into the grave by the end of the tune*
*zombie grabs the stereo on the way back*
*except for 10,001 sets of footprints, not a sign of them remains*
*applauds*
At the risk of something dangerous, *calls for encore*.
Tell that to that toy store.
oh my effin god this one is hi-la-ri-ous!
Maybe the white doll is more expensive because it has high needs?
Like a bell or whistle or a longer cry or extra diaper or two bottles or……….. I don’t know the hell one is marked more LOL.
They are the same price. The person that took the picture put one of the dolls in front of a different price. You can tell because the tags say two different toys on them.
thank you for being the only person on here with a brain in your head
Oohhh.. thank you!
Ok I’m just gonna put this idea out there, it’s different on purpose cos the store is run by racists.
The store is run by the Republican party?!
and we have a winner!
No. The store is run by Democrats who think all black people are poor and therefore need some form of “help” or compensation. If the store was being run by Republicans, who actually don’t give a sh*t what color anyone is, then the cost of the baby dolls would be the same. Remember, the evil Republicans only want money, money, money. Now if the store was being run by people who actually hate African Americans then the increased cost of the black baby doll would be more of a punative act or more likely there would be no black babydolls at all, such as back in the 40’s 50’s 60’s in the solid Democrat South, y’all.
yeah, because if the store was run by racists, the black doll would be more expensive. wait…if you give blacks extra benefits, then isn’t that racist too? uh-oh, i just said something that doesn’t agree with the policy of pc, i’m getting fired from my job now and demoralized by the media.
pwned
In what way was I pwned? Halifax is actually agreeing with me and clarifying for me. See the sentence starts with the word “yeah.”
This is a great example of affirmative action. Store is clearly run by Democrats. Only a liberal would think that you have to lower the price of a black doll for it sell. Democrats are the true racists.
Or rather the actual reason, the black doll doesn’t sell as much.
Aaah, and that’s is post-racial America. Beautiful.
No, it is a phenomenon of market economy. I think it can be safely assumed that there are more white children than black children, both in overall population, and in relation to purchasing power. It is also likely a safe assumption that the percentage of children who want a doll of “their” respective skin color is higher than 50%, even without racist motivation.
This puts the “white” dolls in higher demand, and therefore raises their price. It would especially make sense, if the manufacturer over-estimated the demand of “black” dolls, so there are to many of them left in stock (which is what I would suspect here).
So the different price would make perfect sense from an economic perspective, but of course raises all sorts of questions seen from a social perspective – and rightly so!
Anyway, it’s a FAIL!
Harsh.
Ouch damn that hurt’s my heart even if I’m not black. :-/
BTW hi all.
Hey you! Makes me sad too!
Hey k.
Good morning Cherry. You seem to be a little off from your normal
playful kitty.LOL
LOL why you think so?
Yes Ms Cherry go put on something yellow, green or peach.
Ms
Ey you can’t say that it is that strange.
Was I wrong about your sex? or telling you to put cloths on?
Would you like to hold my eggs?
I’m not a girl. xD
I deeply apologize to you sir. Your eggs refer to wieners and beans ummmm no.
Hahaha that made me laugh.
Wait a second … you’re a guy named Cherry? Phuqin living people anyway …
*looks confused, but not concerned*
I’d like to write sth more inteligent, but I can write just… muahaha.
Well you know, not everyone cares about tragically storys that happend.
it sez i posted it at at 4 in the mornin so guess it runs on american time(iz noob)
It runs on Pacific Time I think.
Ok still hurts my hed, its 9pm in australia
If you split the difference you’ll have to buy a new one.
Now if you and gnyomo had a time machine think of the possible outcomes of random variables of time you could come up with.
Firstly gnyomo is so formal just call me Formaggio, and is 20 past 7 pm in tokyo at the moment, but that doesn’t help does it
No, it’s 20 past 8 in Tokyo.
No tokyo runs 2 hours behind australia
It’s definitely eight in Tokyo. I should know, I’ve lived there for 13 years!
I just asked My Japanese friend thru da intertubes, and he sez its 7, so either he cant count or u made a mistake.
You do know the phrase “digging yourself into a deeper hole”, yes? Clickie if you want to stop digging.
listen i don’t really care i know what time it is and it’s irrelavent anyway im not gonna stat a fight over it
Well, just admit you’re wrong and we’ll call it a day.
You’re all wrong!
It’s. . . . . . .
CHICO TIME!
*dances*
I’m not admiting or denying anything because i will not fight, i am being indefferent to the subject and anything else is just childish
No, Moomin, I’m afraid that’s wrong as you need to
STOP.
HAMMER TIME.
*dances*
*joins in the dancing, because it looks fun*
*zombie needs some fun today, stuck at work and all*
Zombies WORK?
Underground I guess?
Mining, Subway, Sewer?
NO lolspeak, we speak proper here innit.
We speak well good here, blud.
*makes jerky hand movements a la gangsta*
ai miei baffi tu sei antipatico.
… Noi ciabbiamo persone che parlano italiano.
Basically bondfan he is saying by his beard/mustache you are disagreeable/slightly an annoyance in arguing further.
No masturbating on the custard fairy.
*wags finger at GBF*
Whut? Is you disrespectin’ me, blud?
*does a jig*
*bites his thumb*
“you bite your thumb at me sir?”
I do not bite my thumb at you, madam. But I bite my thumb, madam.
(ask not for whom the thumb bites, lest it bites for you?)
*picks up sword for duel*
“but do you bite your thumb at ME sir”
*picks up rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle*
I
don’t
know.
Oh alright- fancy a cuppa? (minus rubber chicken)
I’l trade you this slightly used sunlounger for a cuppa?
My ass was sweating…
hang on a moment it’s got Arthurs name on it- you can’t pass on stolen goods like that!- cuppa is free.
Why does an English Gangsta carry an umbrella?
.
Fo Drizzle!
*stifles a giggle*
Heeheeheehee.
*wakes up from a beautiful dream*
*finds self squeezing Moomin instead of pillow*
*smiles, and goes back to sleep*
Did somebody say milkshake?
piss
…off?
….artist?
….painting a?
SACK OF POTATOES. woo I win.
No, not yet.
mi dispiace ma sincament non posso comprare la tua scimmia. Il prezzo e terribile e compe hotrei lucidare la protesi della tua gamba.
Benimm dich, Kindchen.
Io non capisco.Mi Dispiace.
You don’t understand a lot of things. Oh, and even your Italian sucks.
well that’s not very nice and i never sed it was good, god i only just statrted taking italian 2 terms ago
*whispers* Then don’t use it on an open forum…
I disagree with Dark. Keep it up with the Italian. Maybe somebody who’s good at it will help.
….cause we?
Your suck a cheese gnome
LOL tu sei e assino un fuori
i wonder what the arab baby would be worth these days…
it depends if it comes with oil
baby oil?
Olive Oyl?
Agagagagagagagag.
Massage oil
Castro oil?
Fidel Castro?
Raúl Castro?
Grape oil?
Bunnies?
Vegetable oil?
Corn oil?
Sunflower oil!
Canola oil
Non-fluffy fish oil.
Motor oil.
3-IN-ONE Oil
All-in-one oil.
2 cycle oil
Mineral oil.
Oil be back!
Massage oil.
Actually its blatant discrimination against whites. Why does we need to pay more for almost identical product?
Why does we? WHY DOES WE?!?! AAAH!!
*head explodes*
We just not does that,
*Fixes bondfan’s head*
It should of read “We ain’t paying more for this thar thing”
Close. “Thang,” not “thing.”
Final correction: Why does we needs to pays more for this thar thang when that one thar almost looks just as good?
So that’s why Madonna and Angelina Jolie buy black babies – they’re cheaper.
*daughter-of-unwed-parents-slaps Jimbo for that one*
I like to poke. :3
If you poke the pie you must pay.
Careful, you may wind up with a pig in a poke.
first one’s cheaper, but once you go black you can’t go back and they’ve got you
RLMAO good one grannycatflap.
Hey granny *tries to ignore comment*
*squeeze!*
*squeeze* (not to hard I never know what might pop out!)
thanks
lesson learned
I would hop on pop but I prefer fox in socks.
my tuck-box pops out sometimes when I get too excited
Grannycatflap is the cat in the hat pop-up edition.
for those uncomfortable-to-explain moments with your kids hahaha!
I thought that stuff was covered in “There’s a Wocket in My Pocket”.
I have an Ewok in mine….
Ah ha! This is a great day for up!
Is it a star bellied Ewok?
Looks a bit like a humbug……*looks closer* nope sorry it is just a fluffy humbug.
So that’s what a fluffy humbug is, And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
*spews coffee all over computer*
licks it all up
IUL, sip, swallow … THEN read. Must safer that way.
d00d thats evil^^^
cheese gnome
yea spandex midget, u is callin me
The post is a fail…even though it looks like both tags are for the same thing, they aren’t. Look closely, the are for different items. The person who took the pic prolly just moved the doll over another tag for make a fail…
the fact you noticed that and i didnt is fail
ur name is a fail spandex cos urs doesn’t say u r it sez we r, italian fail
There is no difference, except the title.
The first one (left) says: A Caucasian doll, buy this and your daughter will become a doctor or maybe even president!
The second one (right) says: A nîgger doll with fro’ , your daughda is ho’ with a fro’, bro’
idiot
What?
Your thinking I’m racist?
*laughs until his head explodes*
No…not a racist.
I have figured out using my seriously good decoding skills that YOU are an NON ENGLISH SPEAKING, ILLEGAL DRUG USING, NON DOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT, BLACK JEWISH, ZOMBIE SPACE ALIEN, VAMPIRE from OUTER SPACE!
Non-english, that’s right, but I do speak it, Illegal drugs? No they are legal here and I do use them, I was born here so I’m not an immigrant, not black, not Jewish, no zombie, no space alien, no vampire, not from outer-space either.
.
I’m dutch, my dad is from Aruba and he is not black either.. You where way off.
*pulls out decoder ring, pencil, paper & “Archie & Jughead” Comic again*
Must have been a flaw in my work! MUST HAVE!
Joran Van der Sloot? Is that you?
No, I have met his father, who is very proud of his son.
.
*speaks English … and no other languages*
*uses illegal drugs … but doesn’t feel it (no circulation)*
*documented … dead*
*not Jewish, but black … from decay*
*zombie, but doesn’t think he’s an alien or from space*
*not really a vampire … that outer space thing again?*
.
Not bad … just got the wrong one.
aaaaaaawwww you just ruined it for all of us thanks guido the nife.
this is exactly what i was going to say.
Next time we will emulsify together thought the proper channels.
Thank you! It’s quite sad that I’m nearly halfway down the page of nearly 700 comments and yours is the FIRST one that notices what I did in the first two seconds of looking at the photo!
Either the picture-taker moved it, or someone else had moved it and the picture-taker didn’t bother to check the tags. Ugh, such stupidity.
oh yeah, thank you very much onegrumpyatheist
I would even say its an double fail ! (look at the blacks price XD)
how come my little picture thing looks like that? i think we should be able to choose a picture
You have to wait thirty days then you can get one.
now im not american but im pretty sure u guys wait less to get guns
Most of us are not Americans nor they have American roots,
You will just have to wait 30 days alright?
k i just assumed because of all the talk of independance day and republicans, but ur right.
Oh yes, and freedom, everybody can do whatever he likes!
But gays are wrong and swearing on TV needs to be censored.
Oh yes god forbid someone can have the freedom to live their life in a style they choose, and gays aren’t wrong just the work of satan just ask fred phelps.*said in a VERY sarcastic tone*
Oh and the operative word of your’s being He , let’s face it they say they treat men and women equally, but they also say they really did land on the moon.
Hypocrites.
Yeah, all 300 million of ‘em!
Hey now. I’m no hypocrite! If I had it my way the LGBT community would have the same rights as heteros, and censoring for “profanity” would be a thing of the past! For crying out loud, how is “shit” any worse than “crap”? You’re intending to say the same damn thing! Makes no sense at all to me. (Plus the “eff” word has to be the best word ever.)
Yes but thank god they got rid of Dubya, but then again it doesn’t really matter what puppet they have in office.
There are a few things I’d like to thank them for:
Bob Dylan, Tommy Sandoval, ‘furby’, beagle, Johnny Cash and a few more.
But not for all the f*cking wars they organize, they attack every country that cannot win. Off course those country’s are not doing the right things to do, but attacking someone is the stupidest thing there is.
exactly, but don’t forget ryan styles, he is good
Does your definition of attacking include racial slurs?
Of course not, I can name about a hundred and fifty more, but what’s to use of typing 200 names when most of the people will only know 10-25?
I thought racism was over, apparently it’s not. So yes it does include racial slurs.
Yikes. I forgot… I’m Canadian. Umm… ya… family is from Quebec so that totally counts.
*Hurrys to border*
Furby? FURBY??? Are you serious?
Yeah, that was killing me too.
Furby . . . do, do, doooo!
*nee-tye nee-tye*
*flees*
Uh, yeah, I saw that too!
Furby’s 
up on shelf above head*
*eyes the evil
*hopes they never find the batteries again*
*shudders at thought of all 4 of them turned on at once*
I sympathize SB. We had an infestation when my daughters were young. Thank the gods for cheap batteries.
*finds a stockpile of batteries*
*shoves them into all 4 of SB’s Furby’s*
*causes a FurbyApocalypse*
Exactly….Wait! What did you just say?!
Nothing, u guys rock, plz don’t nuke us for u are so big and powerful and umm shiiiiny*runs away*
Please don’t send ‘your boys’ over here!
Yeah i’m just on real big dessert with rock in middle, no huge uranium deposits here*shifty eyes*
or desert, just sayin’.
Forget the uranium–hand over the dessert and nobody gets hurt! *moves tanks into place*
*Puts on blue beret*
I am here to protect the dessert in the name of world peace!
Nom nom nom.
I see world peace is likely to crumble down around us now.
No problems here. I have a cookie duster.
In that case I’m relieved. I’m a bit of a cowardy custard to be honest.
how does world peace crumble if it doesn’t exist?
and your not fooling anyone terminator, we know your still our favorite sponge
I find dessert enforcement as easy as pie. It’s my specialty.
But the desert has a really huge rock in it, we needs it
Oh, don’t worry about me sending anyone. I’m the peace loving hippie type.
I just didn’t understand why there was anti-gay talk.
Cos the bible sez so silly, and i may be an atheist but if u blindly and obnoxiously quote the bible i haz to believe you.
Oh, well that’s was because one of the typical American ways of thinking: WE NEED FREEDOM! But gays are wrong.
Remember Hiroshima,” i gotz a gr8 ideer lez bom a civillian citay with no reel miritary valoo” yes that’s how they spoke bak then.
Hairy? Could you please stop making these comments? It is very narrow minded to talk about 300 million as if they were all alike. I thought you knew better after talking to all the Americans who are here daily.
Thanks Arthur.
In fact, most of us do not think like that. Its just the idjuts who make the news
(spelled just for WN)
Dunno if “most” is correct, but at least a huge minority doesn’t.
Maybe just most where I am, and who I know. I don’t tend to associate with bigots.
And they don’t tend to associate themselves with damn liberal socialist commies. That’s why many people (everywhere!) think their way of perceiving the world is dominant.
I know that most of the world really hates America’s leaders, but there are many of us who are trying to get those people out of the government and improve our relationship with the world. I am NOT a right wing conservative hate monger and none of my friends are either. The Bush administration did NOT represent our views or beliefs.
*snork*
“damn liberal socialist commies.”
I think KVD’s description of peace loving hippie is what I get most. They aren’t smart enough to come up with that.
I am not talking about 300million people, I am talking about a particular group that thinks like that. I’m not calling names and I’m not connecting particular groups with that kind of thinking. Those people exist and they are hypocrites. That’s all I tried to say.
“damn liberal socialist commie”
thats rather redundant
*Imposes economic sanctions on DH*
Dirty Hairy, you said that it is the “typical American ways of thinking.” That phrase usually means that the speaker is referring to the majority of the people, if not all of them. I am proud to say that I am an American, and I DEFINITELY do not share those views. If you did not mean to refer to the majority, then you need to be more careful in your wording.
While Hairy’s wording may not have been perfect, Iusuallylurk, are you trying to claim you are/can speak for the majority of Americans?
America is supposedly a democracy so we have to assume that if their elected leaders behave a certain way and are subsequently reelected, they must be doing what the majority of American people want. I don’t think Hairy has a problem with all Americans though (at least I should hope not!)
GV I don’t recall saying that I speak for the majority of US residents, nor was it my intention to imply that. I was simply pointing out to Hairy why it could be construed that he was referring to the majority of US citizens in the comment that he made. It was not meant as an attack in any way. If Hairy took it that way, then I sincerely apologize.
Sorry Iusuallylurk, I didn’t mean to imply you had attacked Hairy!
I was just saying that Hairy would be perfectly correct to assume that the majority of Americans agreed with what their government was doing, even if you did not agree with it. 
30 days what that is epic fail
It’s all economics. The black one is cheaper because people prefer the white doll. The seller should increase the prize of that doll and take in more of it, because the black baby doesn’t sell like the white one. I hate capitalists…
I’ve forgotten to add the following fact: in this context the people are the one who are racists not the seller! I hate racists…
Che ur alive, come help me beat up the guys who wear u on their shirts but have no idea who you are and call you the star guy.
Why would you beat them up, my friend? I wear one myself; plus it’s really lucrative too! Don’t call me a capitalist because I use that money for helping my people and for financing a new revolution. Be aware, I’ll be back!
who will protest against that with me??
David Bowie
“i was walking. Down the highstreet,
When I heard footsteps behind me…“
You saw me standing by the wall, corner of a main street
And the lights are flashing on your window sill
All alone aint much fun so youre looking for the thrill
And you know just what it takes and where to go.
its just dolls
is not just dolls is bubba dolls, and you know wat the jellyfish will do then, assuming there are no space cowboys
hahah david bowie is dead the hulk spear tackled him and he died. rip
he is waitin in lesbian cloud next to milkshake pool
Hey! I’ve baked 2 cheesecakes, who wants some?
What flavour are the cheese cakes LOL
Peach.
peachy! *steals a slice and a sqeeze*
Wow, you doubled your post!
peachy! *steals a slice and a squeeze*
? not sure what happened there
*Takes 1 slice back*
You are so greedy sheeesh
*squeeze*
SIMPLE: The “U” is missing in the upper one
SIMPLE: The “U” is missing in the upper one.
The posts just have to be “different”
The posts just have to be “different ”
Do they really?
Wow, you doubled your posts!
I am actually completely unaware as to how I did that!
Wow. you doubled your posts!
Haha I just change one character everytime
The posts just have to be “different.”
The posts just have to be “different”
Errr… what are you two doing? And how?
I don’t know, and it is scaring me- make it stop
*hides behind sofa*
Hey!
This is MY hiding place!
How’s everyone doing today?
(The good doctor tells me I’ll live, BTW)
Hey Bob I was trying to find you to give you this
*hands over solid coffee mass*
It’s handy that you left the spoon it it!
*licks it like a Popsicle*
PERFECT!
*sprinkles sugar & a lil’ cream over it*
*licks*
I didn’t know that was in question. Congrats!!! Stay healthy!
Oh! Arthur, I was forced by the missus to visit the cardiologist today and was pronounced “not going to drop dead soon“, but I have Kinda-High Blood Pressure, High Cholesterol numbers, 3 partial blockages and a family history of dropping dead from heart conditions. Sooooo, now I have to take 8 pills a day and exercise and eat right(er) and come back in six months to see if I might need angioplasty or maybe the meds have remediated the plaque problems.
So, I shall attempt to stay healthy, as you’ve suggested.
I hope the meds work SB.
You’re Mrs. sounds like a good woman so no complaints from you when she serves you heathy(er) foods.
She’s an RN, so she “knows everything” and stays on my case, but I do 98% of the cooking.
I will say a prayer for your speedy recovery Skwerlly Bob.
How speedy will it be?
*hopeful look*
Can I have a Bacon Sandwich for Lunch today?
No rush SB. We’d love to have you in the hoard, but take your time and enjoy life. You only get one.
only one life…says the zombie.
but yeah, i send best wishes for recovery
*eyes Second Life link*
But, but, but….
I want More…. Please?
I ought to raise the dickens with you for that Oliver impression SB.
Well he stole 2 slices, and tries to tell me he was unaware of that..
*whispers* I don’t trust him anymore, he doesn’t even have an alibi*/whispers*
…and fakes his gender!
Let’s use the memory-eraser on him, remove all his memory’s since this started.
*aims*
I am a girlie technophobe- that is my story and I am sticking to it
Prove it!
er, I can’t do code, that is my leg in my avatar? damn I dunno!
Aha I know- I have periods, and I had a c-section 11 years ago- I can describe in full detail, erm and the closest I come to understanding technology is a vibrator!
I’m sorry no-one was meant to hear that- my brain farted!
Sure it didn’t queef?
I think you maybe correct in your assumption!
Gives a new meaning to meathead!
whoa
That passes the test by my standards!
Hmmmm. Change your avatar to a part of your body that is undoubtably female? You know, I’m not asking this out of personal interest (
), we just need proper verification…
Oops.
Psst. *whispers* Arthur wants to see your boobs.
oh OK *shows 34hs*- erm apologies for anyone who wasn’t expecting that!
With backhache! I will see if I can pull up a piccy to prove it just for Arthur!
I cleared cache, still same avatar… but new name… the only time that happens to me is when I change my piccy.
Am in the process, but as I explained previously I am a technophobe- and it takes me some time!!!!
? did this work yet?
You have a funny mustache.
*squeeze* it works
Woo… big breasticles.
Nice!
*squeeze*
OK you can’t see a lot in this piccy, but it’s pretty much flat all the way up *haha* but at least I don’t get back aches.
*roffles*
My hubby spends way more time in the mirror fixing that than I have in the world!
about 3 different people have changed their avatars and my computer doesn’t show changes on any of them. *head-desk*
oooohh perdy WIK!
I’d show you mine but the screen isn’t wide enough.
spongy boobies? wow!
Sadly, it happens to us all.
*cries*
ehm…just females.
sad…I am in that process.
Hali- Happens to blokes too….the almighty Moob remember.
I dunno, it happens to a surprising number of
…What?
but that would be spongey moobs, not boobs. and that is because of mcdonalds.
*Is suddenly glad I don’t have big boobeys, and don’t eat at McDonalds*
*is always glad he doesn’t eat at McDonalds*
Damn rip offs!
*just ate at McDonalds, still has no hanging boobies*
*squeeze* Nope, not spongy. You should have super-sized it.
Have you left yet?
Okay, I lied. I ate at home after getting the burgers at the drive-in. And getting fat is the last thing I worry about. Good genes, I suppose.
I always felt hungry about 15 minutes after finishing a McDonalds meal…
I will take 1 if is actual cheese, need to give to all the good boys and girls who are not evil(lactose intolerant) because i am the cheese gnome
*puts the gnome in the gnome cage*
There you are! *the cheese gnome cries* Aw come on it’s not that bad, if you try to act normal you might even make friends here!
Normal is no fun, and also i cannot stop being a gnoe because gnyomo di formaggio literally translates as the cheese gnome.
Alright alright, you can have a piece of squeezecake, but in this cage you are with your friends.. The small fat one with 1 eye and stitches in his nose is a cheese gnome to, go talk to him!
His name is Frank, he is not a cheese gnome he is a ‘nano in spandex’ common mistake
Whoops I made a mistake, the cheese gnome died from his wounds last night, sorry.
I didna die and is only one cheese gnome so that musta been chuck norris in a tiny suit
Lame, every day it’s the same… lame lame lame.
Who forces you to be here? Sue him/her/it!
lame lame lame not sure she is the dame
Dame dame dame not sure they are the same
Same same same can we not blame
Blame blame blame.
Does it say “Baby Alive go bye bye” at the bottom of the box? Cause for that price she’s staying right where she is.
I figured it out!
!
IT’S a SIGN!
The differince is that the Brown baby on the right is 6.66% cheaper than the Pink Baby on the left! And since President Obama is 186.66cm Tall, then this MUST be a Sign of the the Impending Apocalypse, {in 666 Days from the beginning of his taking office} and then WAL-MART is the Greet Satan
THUS the coded message, “BABY ALIVE GO BYE BYE” meaning we’re all going to DIE!
*already knew the last part*
This was actually a stunt from activist who are against racism. Outside of the store was a stand with the white one on it for 24,88$.
WOW! Really? What’s your source? I get all my messages from the “ARCHIE & JUGHEAD” Comics! You take every other word Jughead says on the prime numbered pages and by using a Special CAPTAIN AMERICA Decoder Ring the Truth is Revealed!
Didn’t they recently find out that the number of the beast according to the Bible is 616?
That’s COOL! It makes even more since now & PROVES my Theory!
President Obama is 6′ 1.6″ tall
(Googling it comes up with 6′ 1.5″ tall, but I bet they rounded it)!
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- the fear of the number 666 and my new favorite word. It’s sooo big!
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words
*snork*
*hee hee snork* Arachibutyrophobia – Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Phallophobia – it actually exists! I really like to know if men can get that, too. Would make every morning a nightmare!
Haha, I have a friend who only dates other girls, and I call her phallophobic. She seriously is, she says its disgusting.
Does she have a dildo?
Probably not, do you? (Here, take this one.)
Mine isn’t portable, unless I go somewhere. And we’re well equipped with toys, thank you.
Good, ’cause I wasn’t gonna share.
I will see you all on Moanday. I really have to go now. *squeezes*
Bye WIK!
Have a nice weekend!
Bye WIK! Have a good day.
I always thought it was the most ridiculous looking thing ever. Never thought of it as frightening, maybe it’s exclusively a female thing.
The dick is ok, compared to the crotch.
A long time ago I had a running gag with a friend about “abarbacognosia”, the fact of not knowing that you’re having a beard. (“Barba-acognosia” would have been more correct but didn’t sound quite as good)
Pogonophobia – the fear of beards!
*flees from czuhc*
Oneirogmophobia!
*flees from Moomin*
Phobophobia!
*curls up into ball and cries*
Oops.
If you had a beard – would you have it under or above the blanket when you sleep?
(Does that really exist?)
I use my beard as a blanket.
ZZ Top?
Apparently, pogonophobia exists! I even wrote a sketch once about two elder ladies being afraid of bearded men. I didn’t know that it was a common fear.
Abarbacognosia (or should I say “apogonocognosia” to stay with the Greek) was invented after a friend of ours was temporarily confused and had forgotten about his beard.
Did you prescribe what caused said memory loss?
Quick! say Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 3 times fast!
I can’t even Spell Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia!
You like BIG?
*shows*
Eeek! FLASHER! Where’s the mackeral?!
*switches A to E*
Hey! Look what you’ve done!
What I did?! Are you blaming the victim?
OT: Arthur, I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while; is your name from the Dark Tower books by Stephen King or is there another source?
Oops! *switches E back to A*
Sorry, Arthur! *squeeze*
That’s it, GV.
OT: have you seen that interview with Kat Von D and Tom Green? He gives her a tattoo!
No, I didn’t see it. Sounds like a terrible idea tho! Please tell me he didn’t put something awful on her!
It’s online, you can watch it on his website for free. He put someone’s name at her request.
Takes a quick picture, around 5PM it should be posted here.
*digs out Shelacked mackerel*
*thwacks roadkill*
PUT IT AWAY
CHILL! Look again!
It’s just a HUGE Coffee Cup that holds 18 ounces!
Using it I only need 3-4 cups to get me going!
Your clicky isn’t working. It may be blocked cause I’m at work.
Actually it is working.
It goes to: fialblog[dot]org
AND SAYS: “You followed a link created by someone who
committed a typing fail. This is not a fail for you.
Click here to go where you were supposed to go failblog,org.”
I made a Typing Fail one day and decided it was funny.
But that still isn’t a huge coffee cup….that makes you a liar.
*thwacks with mackerel*
I AM SOOOO SORREEEE!
If you really wanna see my HUGE cup, you can click the clickie now.
{Child not included}OW! Now Quit Thwacking ME!
Everyone needs a good thwacking now and again!
I call it something else.
Well, apparently the oldest version of the Bible they’ve discovered says that 616 is the number of the beast.
That’s why I was never able to call it!
*dials 616*
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Hello? Mr. Beast? I just wanted to ask, what will you really do when your time has come?
*tickletickletickle*
Hehehe…stop it…hehehe! You don’t seem to be that bad. Damn pope.
*tickletickletickletickletickletickle*
That would mean 617 is the neighbor of the beast.
OMG you’re absoloutly right we have to tell colin mochery i mean jesus.
the prostitutes down the end of my street are similarly priced
my street’s are much cheaper, but they have no teeth sooo.*shrugs*
yeah but are they colour coded for cheapest? lol
In my country it’s the other way around.. Not sure why, I never go there.
well there’s nothing like a good gumming
I find this a quite rude conversation.
Of course who doesn’t likes sëx? but in any way, paying for it seems a little desperate.
From baby dolls to hookers, that seems the logical flow of a conversation
There is no logical flow in any conversation, if ‘this’ is the logical flow conversations would be pretty boring.
Everything has logic, that is my one belief.
That’s a facing fail on whoever works in the toy department, not a pricing fail. If I recall correctly, Wal-Mart left-justifies their labels, so those dolls are in the wrong spot (I would assume even if they’re different SKUs, they’re covered by the same item number in their systems).
And now I know I’ve worked retail too long.
Another fail. Different styles/colors have different UPC numbers. Those two dolls were priced differently.
I think you HAVE worked in retail too long. Long enough to start talking out of your ass like you know everything. lol
1. every little white girl needs a doll
2. girls want dolls that look like them
3. higher demand = higher price
Its not economics’ fault that little white girls are obsessed with dolls.
First!
You have the same avatar as me when I got here, to bad you say ‘first’ so often.
[I guess my comment got blocked for some term. Well, here we go again. Yay censorship!]
Even worse was the plush toy section at a local mall in the 80s. They had plush monkeys, plush tigers, plush dolphins, and… plush “blackamoors”. Seriously! They looked like the black people in early 20th century cartoons and Wilhelm Bush comics. I stood there and thought WTF! I mean not only did someone design them. But others actually produced, packaged, delivered, unpacked, put them on display, and sold them!!
Would you work there and sell, or even scan plush black people??
What the fu(k?
I would, you are thinking a bit to hard. In my town here is a carnival.. They only have black dolls which have a blunt in there mouth. That is twice as racist, but the dolls refers to a gift-doll they sell in the Caribbean, while most of the people there are black..
i bet a black man did it.
no offence.
the “white” one does look like it has more features if you look on the box
The white one features a box?
it does? its a fookin’ bargain!
*squeeze!*
Snatch it up quick then.
*super squeeze*
hahaha! front-bottom shelf?
It’s hard to make out the text, but they seem to be different products! Still funny though!
Hi there GV! *morning SQUEEZE covered in coffee*
Morning!
*squeezes back covered in melted chocolate*
Heheh the black baby…
Off topic: 40 years without Brian Jones…
I like my plastic baby dolls the way I like my coffee….black and in a travel container that has a handle.
I like my babies the way I like my steak…raw and still kicking.
Damn! Said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet!
I like kicking coffee
I like my men like I like my coffee
with a spoon in them!
Do you stick a fork in them when they’re done?
only if she’s “done” too
that’s kinda disturbing ya know?
Hard on the outside and soft in the head?
O RLY?
I missed your picture WIK!
Ah, ok. hold on. I will bring it back.
I put it back, give it a minute.
It’s not working. *bleah*
OH! nevermind yes it is! (♪Talkin’ to herself there’s no one else who needs to know, she tells herself ♫)
Pink! Yay!
What are you talking about, with my x-ray vision I can see plenty!
♪ And you may ask yourself, how did I get here? ♪
~ talking torsos
♫ It feels so un-natural, Peter Gabriel too!♫
GV, you’re… dollist?
I don’t like any plastic dolls, they get stuck between my teeth!
Ey *squeeze* How is Patrica’s clone doing?
I dunno, she’s stopped talking to me and has started torturing kittens. I think I’m gonna have to eat her…
Oh, well.. Aw, uhm.. Ehhh, hmm…. bu-hmmm, whhh, aaah, uuuuh.. You should tell her to talk and stop torturing kittens or else!
kill her with fire
But wouldn’t killing her with fire ruin the flavour?
BBQ?
Cooking meat? What a silly idea! You’ll burn off the flavour and dry out the juices!
The juices will dry out, but look at this *shows a bottle of ketchup*.
*sniffs bottle*
You pour rotted fruit on your meat?!
Yes, why?
*shakes head*
Humans are weird!
Only the living GV. I like my food like I like my mental patents, kicking and screaming.
Abraham Lincon fail.
The price of the doll on the right ends with 88 cents. It is an older model that is about to go to a clearance price.
Still too expensive, the black one should only cost one fifth of the white one.
That was terrible! if you’re going to be racist at least go all out!
“That doll should be free because all blacks should be slaves!” or something equally ridiculous.
WHAT?!? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!
How about now?
If you folks don’t mind, I’ve had to re-insert my eyeballs a few times trying to read this fine print crap. Don’t make me feast on your skull contents!
hey! was that a crude joke about my name?
I thought there was something fishy about your comment.
mind if i perch in?
Looks like this thread is about to flounder.
Mine said your father was a hamster. *confused*
I got something about smelling of elderberries!
baby doll racism.
Human idiocy.
That’s not as bad as when I use to work in the toy department at walmart. Once we had almost all of our black baby dolls on clearance.
well im last!
whos next?
no your not
I love the feeling of plastic, colour doesn’t matter
I prefer leather or rubber.
rubber dreams?
you can wrap me in plastic and beat me with a stick any day K@
Lekke!
*wanders off to tool box!*
Trust me, the experience is WAY overrated.
Lol, double fail ^^
I didn’t know we still had a blogmonster.
@ Arthur: Beer is on prescription in Germany ???
there are 2: a ninja and a bogmonster
I meant the blogmonster that eats random comments.
Is it broken?
When’s it openin?
Winter’s approaching
Kate Winslet’s smoking
^^^Triplets^^^
I’m sure there’s more to come.
More fun for me.
What the heck? Premature post fail.
Nope. Mandatory. So he was drunk?
This might have been stated already, but I’m too lazy to read all the comments.
The darker skinned baby’s hair looks like it’s painted/moulded/whatever. You get the point.
The caucasian baby’s hair looks more real.
I couldn’t word it very well, but I think you get what I’m saying.
Actually the Caucasian’s hair is molded as well! I did get what you were saying!
Did you like it is the question…
They did it very well, in that case. The hair has a certain sheen to it, that makes it look real.
Did anyone realize that the prices are for two different things? If you look at the words above the price the one over the darker baby they are longer then the words over the lighter baby.
Already pointed that out.
*squeezes all around* Happy day off for the Yanks (that do have off) and Happy Friday to everyone else!
Happy Friday! *squeeze* Ready to blow some fingers off tomorrow? I have M80s.
*Gasp*
Can I play?
Only if we drink first :/
*opens bar*
What’ll you have, gents?
Fantastic! I still have three fingers left from last year.
*Gets bottle and glasses*
BIG TEST
normal smiley 
smiley – very happy
sad smiley ;0 winking smiley
surprised smiley
cool smiley 
confused smiley
idea lightbulb 
arrow lightbulb
question 
exclamation mark
mad 
envious smiley
razz :l neutral
laugh out loud smiley 
mad
emabarasement 
crying
evil smiley 
sorry smiley
twisted evil (idea) 
sarcasm/rolling eyes 
8o shocked smiley
You need a ) for the winking smiley and a capital o for the shocked one.
interesting. I never even knew how to do that.
Thanks gaynorvader
and I think the neutral uses a / like this :/
GO TO:
http: // codex . wordpress . org / Using_Smilies
without all the extra spaces I inserted
if the prices were different the pigment on the black doll must be more expensive?
Yea your right. Though one problem, the black doll is cheaper…
Blacks are cheaper! This is racism! Barack should switch the prices, yes?
oh yeah? well, how about the asians? no one talks about us! always talking about white this, black that, but nothing on yellow. ASIAN POWAH MY FRIENDS, ASIAN POWAH!
Yah!Mr. Halifax180ebery bodys allways dis'ing on MONSTERS too! Them trhows tings ats us & runs aways screamin an calling the Police an stuff!MONSTER POWAH!!!speaking of monsters, its 2:00 in the morning here and i’m running completely on monster energy drink to keep me awake
true..it’s always d blacks n d whites..bt wht abt d inbetweens ? d yellows..n d browns…d world’s not in black n white ya know
FRIST!
Hmm…
Not much goin on on this fail.
Gonna go do somethin else.
Later Peeps.
You guys are pest.
And pest deserve to be banned.
WWAAAAAHH! When is the next FB post?
In about 20 minutes.
really? i’ve been waiting for hours.
Nevah! You are stuck in failblog hell!!!!!
but i’m not surrounded by trolls
careful what you wish for
Kirby fans are trolls.
Say it ain’t so, Ms. B! Say it ain’t so!
Ok. It’s not so. Does that help?
Yes as a matter of fact it does. Thank you.
You have new post.
TROGDOR might eat YOU.You are a troll.
That’s not that complicated. Black little girls are a minority, hence fewer black dolls are sold. Supply and demand, the doll in higher demand has a higher price.
It’s amazing that no one on this website actually talks in the comments section about the damn picture/video. Almost the entire discussion above me is immaturity at its purest form.
Now for a comment about the actual picture:
This is so crazy! I hope the person who took this picture notified management. lol, ’cause this is freakin’ racist.
The first half of your comment was a new and interesting take on things here. I’ve really never heard anything like that mentioned on this blog. I’m sure the moderators will look into the issue, now that you’ve brought it to everyone’s attention, and all offending parties will be permanently banned forthwith.
Now as for the second section, you do seem to have a very keen grasp of the content and the general nature of the fail. In fact, your comment is so concise that had you posted it as the very first comment, it would have obviated the need for any other comments altogether. Think of the time we all could have saved!
Therefore, perhaps in the future you could do us all the favor of posting the very first comment on each fail. Your clear-headed grasp of the situation, as demonstrated in the above extremely clear explanation, is much needed here. Keep up the good work.
That was hilarious. I almost passed out from laughter (no sarcasm).
Actually, it’s not racist, because if you’ll look at the wording above the prices, the prices are clearly for different items, just one of the baby dolls is in the wrong place – this is not a fail pic at all! You’re being fooled! LOOK at the picture!
What is it you believe the wording above the prices says? I zoomed in on the words and couldn’t make them out–too pixelated.
I would bet that you can’t make those words out, either–so how can you be sure the dolls are in the wrong place?
Did they die?
Racism wins?
“baby alive goes bye bye” double fail?
its affirmative action starting early
wow, thats TERRIBLE! but i still laughed when i saw it. i laughed because its terrible. and its terrible because i laughed.
p.s. isnt the point of this whole comment thing to COMMENT ON THE PICTURE? not leave thousands of comments about stupid being first. god.
How many times can we write about what a dumb pic this is?
You realize that happens with EVERY failblog picture, right?
Sure. See ^^^
And try my clickie. It’s fun and safe.
Nah, saying “First~!”, asking, “OMG Did he die LOL!” (the current stupid bandwagon meme), and other assorted annoyingness far outweighs any witty or relevant comments about the actual topic.
And actually, this fail is better than the average chatroom spam you usually get here.
obama is helping out his kind at walmart
Of course the negro doll is less, it’s on welfare like all negro dolls and the government only reimburses 80%.
This is stupid; the price tags are for different things, dumbass.
Hey, we’ve come a long way. Less then a $2 disparity isn’t so bad.
it was a comprimise for hispanics.
thats racist
FYI Jason this is Fail Blog, things don’t have to be correct they just to make a few people laugh at something that is funny
Who actually realises that the tags are of two different, unrelated toys?
Not the white and black versions of the one toy.
5 eagles “enigma” is a retard and should never be allowed on the internet, the end
FIRST!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Didn’t anyone bother with the “Try Me!” stickers?
THESE COMMENTS SUCK!!!
… where’s the fail part?
Just because there’s a black doll next to a white doll?
If that’s the case, this is so far from funny.
Look at the price…..
OWAiT.
i SEE iT NOW.
..
>:/
Oh no! Is it pricing inequality, or affirmative action for black toddlers?
FIRST
All these comments and not a single “three-fifths” reference? For shame, people.
Both of the baby dolls are rip offs! Who’d pay over $20 for them!
let us not fail
Omg. Racist store :O
“whats a white baby with wings? An angel,
so whats a black baby with wings? A bat”
wat about the half n half babys??????
well of course, nobody’s gonna wanna get the black baby. supply and demand baby.
(i’m black)
(not that that matters)
(shut up.)
i have a green quilt square
Yup
Has anyone else noticed those are Wal*Mart price tags?
Has anyone noticed that the descriptions are different. This is a staged photograph!
SOOOOOOOO racist
Like Marie said, the descriptions are different, so you are…retarded.
Yeah…price descriptions are different.
Picture taker fail.
i work the toy dept at walmart, which is where the pic came from.sadly, this happens a lot.the african american dolls go on clearance and go off the shelves before the white dolls.walmart can be pretty racist
Plus, what child would choose a baby monkey over a baby human? It’s pure economics!
so what? does this prove something?
since when is black cheaper?
lol racist
OH NOOOO RACIST FAIL!!! LOL
On a side note, It was equally hilarious reading all the squabbling in the comments. I’m a black guy and I say this is funny. So LAUGH dammit! I swear some people are to serious. and that is the epitomy of FAIL
Did anyone notice the slogan says “Baby Alive go Bye bye”?
Child Abuse FAIL.
DANG walmart is so racist!!!!
AHHH I MUNNA KILL EM
racist
I don’t see any problem with It. Actually It is the opposite of racist because It will encourage costumers to buy the black doll. And trolls that leave comments like that’s racist are racist themselves