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Don’t you hate it when you have the opportunity to be first post, and can’t think of anything funny to say about the picture?
How about DID HE DIE?
Or PHOTSHOPPED or THATS NOT FAIL ITS A WIN or LOL
Perhaps you should mention something about boobs?
Boobs are bad!
Only saggy boobs are bad or ones with veins. Ewwwwwwwwww.
I highly doubt boobs without veins would be very attractive for long. Except to ZA and other living dead creatures of course.
that’s disturbing
I said something “FUNNY”
not photoshoped i live in the city with this sign
what is DID HE DIE?
it makes no sense in this context…
Then you simply think of one and post it, regardless of the post place you’ll get.
Btw, this reminds me of an engrish pic: Doctor’s Note in front of his Door: “Specialized in women and other diseases”.
I agree
I disagree.
I don’t have an opninion.
I do but i’m not telling
You’re all wrong.
I’m not so sure.
i am readY tho that
This is a WIN! Some kids really are wildlife. Plus, isn’t that a BMW in the background?
I have a four year old goddaughter, the answer is ….yes this sign is indeed correct!
You must be ooooolllllllllddddddddd!
You must be wildlife.
And I am the BMW!
You, my friend, are an Audi.
Checkmate!
BMW win!
As opposed to an innie?
Haaa!
Where do you go for so long CobaltLion?
wild and full of life not oooooooolllllllllllllllldddddd! Do you have cataracts and a colostomy bag?
Why yes, yes I do. You want to borrow it for mouth?
GAH! ^your
Why would I want cataracts in my mouth?
I would not be able to see what I was eating.
So you don’t see what’s coming.
*snork*
I can tell what is coming, but I have been informed not to!
Nothing will be doing the ‘c’ word in my mouth. Thankyou very much madam.
Betty’s cataracts must be working. The wildlife’s eliminated the threat of “c words.” Either s/he has mistaken colostomy for condom or s/he has some errr… interesting hobbies.
The qualifications of a god parent are they must be confirmed. Age is not on the list.
I like the tree on the right of the sign.
I like the hill behind the house.
I like the shade of red in the “FAIL”
I don’t like the eye on the sign, though; it creeps me out.
Can you guys please stop talking about the Fail? Don’t you know this is a chatroom? Sheesh!
*snork*
eyes Betty warily
I like the smiley in your comment.
It’s disguy’sed as a wink!
Soooo we have a winker. I always had my suspicions.
When will comments stop nesting?
January 5. 2048 at 10:43 AM
Damn! That’s my free day, I was planning to FB all day.
Fail away, but be aware of the “no nesting” time.
not really much of a fail.
I give it a D-
Is this sign of new times?
Only if you sign the rights of your children away.
*V sign*
I’m confused. Does a D- as a fail make it an A+ as a win???
no
yes
no
I don’t feel like getting into this kind of argument right now.
Yes you do.
This isn’t an argument, it’s just contradiction!
ding- “your 5 minutes are up”
“that was never 5 minutes”
“yes it was”
no it was not.
Yep, but as a WIN it’s an A
This definitely should be a WIN
Are those instructions for the neighborhood watch?
Yes, this neighborhood has litter problems.
People were not meant to have litters…. not enough nipples….
Not a failure in communication. Children are wildlife. Ask any 2 year old.
Ask the mother of any 2 year old. I have a 2 year old. He IS wildlife. Infact…wildlife with a deathwish! Like a stag taunting the hunters “nya nya nya nya nyaaa!” *puts hoofs in ears and sticks out tounge*
Wildlife with a death wish? Like squirrels?
Almost. I have caught him sticking things into outlets, playing under the sink, climbing the bookcases. Everything they say not to let your toddler do….he goes out of his way to do it! He seems to take joy in making my crazy. And I think he secretly likes getting spanked! lol
There are some grownups that like that too ya know.
You’re doing it ALL Wrong!
If you LET him get shocked, drink some dish soap, and fall from the bookcase a few times, he’d learn and never try it again!
Instead of a “child rearing” book you just need a damned good First Aid Kit and a decent health plan!
Looks like the sign has a white shadow.
That’s because the sun is to the upper right in the pic. The entire side of the POLE facing the camera is the shadowed area….
Block party!!!!!!!!
Jello shooters
Toga toga toga
Water gun fights.
and the list goes on and on.
I brought some blocks. So where’s the party again?
*plays “New Kids on the Block” on boombox*
*steals the batteries and power cord for Brewski’s boombox to spare everybody the pain of “New Kids on the Block”*
*builds a castle with Brewski’s blocks*
*Throws parade for Iusuallylurk*
That should never happen in a civilized society.
Aw, come on! It seemed like the right stuff to play to me!
Actually, I have to agree with Lurk and X here!
Now Milli Vanilli, there’s some real music…
Well, what about Vanilla Ice?
…or SNOW?
LMAO Iusuallylurk ♀
*Turns on Television and tunes in to neighbourhood watch programme*
Watcha watchin K@custard fairy?
My neighbours houses of course….without fear of being convicted of peeping, or indeed stalking.
But you are still watching is that not peeping or stalking on a
high tech level?
Nope, cause I have a sticker and a club and everything.
*tunes in to same channel*
Oh, look, the vicar is trying to hang some drapes!!
And… uh oh… oh my.
and that is why I watch this channel-
*hands Brewski popcorn- and hides eyes behind cushion in horror*
Thanks! Oh look, isn’t that Leila’s house?
Oh my word! I knew she liked vegetables and all, but that…that’s indecent!!
*snork!*
Ah, but you don’t have a badge.
No, but I have a flag!
But you don’t have a seal.
we have a walrus….does that count?
I guess, we also would have accepted sea lion.
What about a narwhal?
Nope we will not accept narwhal, or polar bear for that matter.
Penguins?
It depends on the species.
Chinstrap?
Yes, also Emperor will work as well.
I will work from 10-7 today. How did you know?
The nose knows.
wow……….
Wow…. that s all you got alexedavis?LOL
*jumps out the bush*
*bites pedestrian*
*humps someone’s leg*
*drags ass around on the ground*
*jumps back in the bush*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
I think I saw one. He went that way —>
Quick everyone!
I was pretending to me and forgot.
hey baby nice ticks!
*rrots around in the trash*
*impregnates a cat*
*fleas*
*roots
*thinks that one looks like it’s asking for it*
*waggles eyebrows*
*pouncesqueeze!*
*hands granny a carrot*
*eats carrot*
Thats all folks.
*WB music*
Jam is Sponge Betty?
We’re all SpongeBetty, except for you.
I’m SpongeBetty and so is my wife.
Have I told you how much I love you Arthur
*Welease thpungebethy*
*pssst*
SpongeBetty is… PHOTOSHOPED!!!!1!
No! SpongeBetty is real. Jam is photoshopped.
Like anything like SpongeBetty would exist in the real world to be photoed. :p
You should know Moomin!
Are you implying that because I’m a walking talking marshmallow I would hang around with !mag!nary pink sponges????
She’s alive, alive I tell you! Plus we’re both squidgy but I have more holes.
*puts bra on head and waits for Kelly Le Brock*
Tum tee tum.
That’s my boy!
Woohoo!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
You created me, I didn’t come from anywhere.
Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn’t even exist.
By the way, you did an excellent job, thank you!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*drops to knees with much wailing and gnashing of teeth*
*fump fump fump(helicopter blades)*
Control we have an unidentified boogie on the ground at zero one eight
moving at approximate two meters a second. please advise and
give greeen light for take down.
“Over”
Thanks for putting the explanation “(helicopter blades)”!
At first I read that as “hump hump hump” and I was worried that
“5 eagles” & “grannycatflap” were one & the same! GASP!
LMAO Mr Bob Skwerlly and is was fump fump with a “f”
which could be taken as a womb car?!
we could make some wild animals of our own
What should I do with this beaver and this woodc0ck, granny?
Have the beaver stuffed and mounted with the woodc0ck please my good man
SHAVE THE BEAVER
The WOOD is GOOD
NO granny flap not me LOL
Some children do have a wild life indeed.
NO NO NO!
The sign is up there because it’s required by law that the Pedophile/Hunter in the BMW Posts it within 25 feet of his location.
The FAIL is that he spelled “I” wrong!
I dont get it?
sweetie?
Flee Flubber, Flee!
Could someone please explain? Stay away from me you flee ridden pink sponge.
The strange flee lady wont go away. Please make her go away. She scares me!
*slowly squishes the stalking troll with one finger*
*looks at remains with disgust*
*snips it away*
*gives arthur eld a wig*
I know that the baldness makes you insecure but please dont take it out on others. Thank you.
Arthur insecure? Oh how much you have to learn, young one!
*wishes Arthur a good afternoon*
*sits in a comfortable chair to watch the massacre*
*squeezes Brewski*
I think psychologists call that “projection”. Next thing it will tell me is how small my dick is and that I will never get laid. Which is true for the troll, I’m afraid.
Let’s give him a stern talking-to, coupled with an irritated glare. That oughtta do it.
(Morning all!)
*squeeze* all around
*squeeze*
Hey X, long time no see.
*squeeze*
I know we’ve been through this several times already, but what is that statue again? Jesus? A woman? A “Lord of the Rings” character?
“Black Aggie”. Google it for a spooky tale of death, intrigue, and potato mayhem…
‘Wheresoever falls Black Aggies shadow,
The ground is cursed with no potato.
Such dire straits have drive to liquor,
Many a saddened clergyman and vicar’
~The Moomins book of potato folklore.
Poetic. Some have tried to blame the Irish Famine on her, but there was a time frame problem so they went back to drinking.
*Snaps fingers and sips coffee*
*snaps fingers and appears on FB*
*snaps fingers*
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
*snaps thumb*
Ah, ready to go to the concert.
*snaps fingers*
Ow. Splint please Dr czuhc.
Ginger snaps!
*dunks*
*snaps a thick branch as if it were a straw*
*looks around to see if any of the ladies noticed*
*goes out of berserk mode*
*applauds czuhc’s feat of strength*
*squeezes his favorite sponge*
*squeeze*
*queef*
*hands SpongeBetty a few ping pong balls*
*waits in anticipation*
I’m not doing it. Once I pop, I can’t stop.
This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.
*goes into high pitched whine and scratches hair*
Dooooooh
*sips on hot coffee*
Better!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Read the sign substituting the word “I” for the “eye,” then imagine
grannycatflapa a creepy Pedophile/Hunter with binoculars sitting in the BMW.Got it?
So, is a pedophile/hunter someone who shoots baby animals?
Don’t make me bring out the oversized mallet!!
What? It’s what they do after they shoot them that’s more distressing.
He shoots them takes naked photos of them and then does dirty things to them.
OK, I’ll splain it to ya…. Think of the sign as….
UM…. nah, never mind, figure it out yerself!
*looks down at empty coffee cup*
I have IMPORTANT things to fill.
Please tell me? Dont be nasty. You have hurt my feelings.
It’s not his fault, he’s having withdrawal symptoms from lack of caffeine!
Is nobody going to explain? Please tell me? I want to be cool like you guys and gals.
*sigh*
Read the sign out loud. “Careful, I watch for children…”
Thanks Brewski!
How’s the Pregnancy doing?
Boobs getting Big?
I think it’s about ready, perhaps this afternoon. I checked with a candy thermometer just this morning!
I decorated the nursey Brewski- I hope you like yellow?
*nursery- I dunno- do you want a yellow midwife?
*rofl*
I like yellow nurseys too!!
*squeeze*
epic spelling mistake
Awww, it’s ok, k@! You’re just trying to anticipate the little ankle biter’s needs! Nice job painting the nursery, by the way. Thanks for doing it on such short notice.
*Squeeze*
thank you
*squeeze*
I have started framing pictures for the walls, but would Brewskis little one get freaked out by a wall full of our avatars do you think?
But I am such a cute doggy!
No, but if GCF is up there, I might freak out.
Well, I think the little one should start learning our faces. After all, who else is going to babysit once Brewski runs off with Ms B in the middle of the afternoon fail? Besides, a little learned fear of GCF is a healthy thing!
that sounds like a midwife crisis
TRIES AGAIN (attempt #1 is awaiting moderation):
*sips on hot coffee*
Better!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Read the sign substituting the word “I” for the “eye,”
then pretend that
grannycatflapa creepy Pedophile/Hunter with binoculars is sitting in the BMW.Got it? I hope so…
*goes to get even more coffee*
Meh. I lost interest 3 minutes ago. SUCKER!
^^^^ A$$hole Troll Alert! ^^^^
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
*hands bob more coffee*
*stands back*
Thanks!
*sips* Ewwww!
K@ this coffee is too thin!
*Dumps 1/2 cup Ground Coffee directly into the cup*
HINT: In Louisiana a spoon must be able to stand up in the coffee, somewhat like Coffee Pudding or Expresso Jello.
Been there, Know so-won’t happen again!
I know you are but what am I?
Hm, I thought he was an ignorant newbie, but I’ll have to go with SB on this one. Time to send some flubber sky high.
*snickers*
You ALWAYS think that!
Eye don’t get it either.
If you see them you can still run them down right? It just says watch for them after all…
20 points
Yes it does not say avoid just watch. Which mean you could be watching them right up to your front bumper.
First watch them, then clock them.
Wow, there’s a lot of desert wasteland in the comments today. Is this a typical morning shift??
Nice to see a few familiar faces, at least! Good morning/afternoon all!
Morning Brewski!
*hands Brewski cup of joe*
Eww, what part of joe is in that cup?
Nipples
Why would you put joe nipples in a cup?
In place of croutons.
I see, it all makes sense now.
What on earth was in all of your tea/coffee this morning?
You look nice. Will you explain?
The meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Okay. The answer is… *drumroll*
42.
Absinth!
Absinth makes the heart grow fonder
Mushrooms….It was mushroom soup with nipple croutons.
Do you think I can get some of your nipples? I still pretty hungry this morning?
Of course you can…..Just the ones in the bag though!
Thanks, tasty nipples! Are those BBQ flavored?
Piri piri and paprika. Good aren’t they!
Yes they are! I could just eat these all day!
how ’bout some of granny’s dried peach?
ahem…..Bag only!
yes……. the one from the old bag
Um, I think I lost my appetite.
Granny quit waving that thing at me!
Thanks! I need it. Stuck at home, sleepy, waiting for the boiler service company. My boiler sounds like it’s about to jump out of the basement whenever the hot water reheats.
You needs one o’ them fancy lil’ “On Demand” Instant Hot Water Heaters!
Good morning Mr Brewski. I was trying to get a hold of you the
police want you to move your BMW…>
Morning eagle. Ironically, I really do own a BMW (well, kinda, a Mini).
I once parked next to a Smart Car, and my car looked HUGE.
That was smart. So the lesson is to always park next to a smart car.
I parked my Lil’ Honda Fit (Jazz in Europe) next to a Smart Car,
after an hour my car bitch slapped it! (ha ha ha, laugh at this point).
Really though, parking next to either the Smart & or a Mini makes my Fit look like a huge SUV/Crossover.
My brother has a Smart car. We taped a little family video of all of us (the five siblings) getting out of it like clowns at a circus. We snuck in from the other side and all appeared to be climbing out. It was a hoot! But only to us – all of our adult children were embarrassed by us.
OI, good morning, how is everyone?
O hai and good morning Mr Dirty Hairy. I am very good tired I had to work Canada day but other then that all is well, and you?
I’ve got a hangover, but it’s not that bad. Next to that I’m totally fine!
*squeeze*
♪ sometimes I might get drunk, walk like a duck and smell like skunk ♪
morning hairy
*squeeze*?
Oh sure where is my good morning K@cf LOL wait i didn’t say good morning either sorry Good morning K@cf.
*pbbbbbt*
morning 5!
Hey, *squeeze*
Well we are an advanced species of monkey so at least it isn’t just fail. mhmm…..
G’morning all.
Judging by the behaviour of the majority of children, I would infact say the wildlife has infinitely more common sense.
*recalls trying to ride his bike with eyes closed as a child*
*still has scar on forehead*
Yup.
Haha, who didn’t try that one? Try ride a bike with your hands crossed, guarantee for failure.
I’d like to warn everyone – Hairy injured himself twice this year. I’m not sure if his ideas are really safe.
nah, it’s probably fine. He’s still skating about the place so maybe he’s doing some kind of intensive bone training?
Bones are harder after breaking, so you may be right.
In the place you broke it, yes. Immediately adjacent to the previous break? Not so much. Besides, with Hairy’s determination, no amount of bone density will stand in his way!
That’s 100% right, but cycling cross-handed is not so smart, steering goes inward, a boy at my primary school tried it. He knocked out 5 teeth and broke his nose.
why would anyone do that? one person i knew once when wearing heelies (shoes with wheels) grabbed onto the back of the school bus. the bus stopped suddenly, and you can guess how the rest went.
I know exactly what happened. A friend of me was doing the same thing with his skateboard, one of his wheels blocks when he hits a crack in the concrete. He didn’t let go fast enough, so he slided for about 20M over the concrete with his stomach.
*trys crossing hands*
*realizes he does not have hands*
Wait, what is a dog doing on a bike?
*epic crash*
Well, it was funny while it lasted…
Come on Jules, hop in the back seat!
I’ll take you to
the VetMcDonaldsfor an Ice Cream Cone.
*hobbles on to bike*
A little Ice and some cream are just what I need.
*leads Jules through door*
“
Sign on door reads, “SALE! !/2 OFF SPAY & NEUTER!”
SIT JULES!
*whispers to Vet Tech* “ He’ll have the Special
Can I get mine with nuts?
Chopped nuts?
There will be NO NUTS after today boy.
*sad look*
*pet pet*
Yeah try it if you like to have a hardcore accident.
Your right.
But can you work there leagal as a (wild)children-”hunter”?
I thought the word was wrangler?
*warp-star appears, crashes into blog, HalifaxKirby jumps off*
hiya guys!
hali dude. What’s going?
nothing. i’m a little late because my computer had to run a 2-hour scan and i had other stuff to do as well. hows life Cherry?
Oh. Thousends of viruses?
Ah still fine. Having my second last day at work befor I’ve got 3 weeks of holydays.
3 weeks? i am happy with my upcoming 4-day weekend, but wow!
That’s what I worked for last 6 months.
i’ve never heard of such a long holiday though. other than Ramadan, but that isn’t now is it?
No it isn’t now as good as I can remember. But I don’t really know when it exactly is.
so, how was the cookie rebellion?
So tomorrow is your last day? Mine would’ve been tomorrow, but I quit my job when in a conflict about gossiping about each other.
I’ve got a 2 month vacation! How’s that?
♫ Im wearin fur pyjamas. I ride a hot potata, its tickling my fancy. Speak up, I cant hear you here on this mountaintop Whoa hoho! I got some wild, wild life♫
he’s just spudding up his lifestyle i guess
It may be just my head talking, but. . .
♫ Aint that the way you like it? Ho, ha! Living wild, wild life. ♫
Do ur pjs have the little feeties and the back door too?
Pffft, the straight to signpost sequel of my seminal ‘My Family and Other Animals’ is atrocious.
Sad ain’t it?
Now you know why it’s so important to know a few Jewish people in the publishing & film industries.
It’s more a reason why it’s important to retain artistic control over your creative works.
Cross-media adaptations rarely work out as well as you hope. Next time try fortune cookie messages, or a serial told in tweets.
I shall take this fail as a sign to try other media first like you suggest. I like your thinking.
Perhaps we could work together on your next venture. I’m currently engrossed in translating the Bible into tramp stamp form, it’s challenging work.
Hahahahahaha. Ahem.
Are you getting behind on your work?
*jazz hands*
A bit, butt I’m sure it will pay off in the end.
Must be an arse remembering where you’re up to.
BRILLIANT!! That’s a Money Maker if I ever heard one!
That will surely be wildly popular with Slutty Nuns!
Perhaps there’s even a market for Transvestite Evangelists! :O
I’m here, everyone can relax now.
*peeks out from under sofa*
Thank Goodness!
I was getting dust bunnies in my coffee!
Had no idea squirrels drank coffee
Everyone and everything drinks coffee.
I have not had coffee since I was like 12…
Stunts growth, makes your teeth yellow and of course the wonderful coffee breath
Unfortunately I do not grow any more, which is not from coffee but from growing up. Your teeth won’t go yellow if you brush them every morning and evening and the smell is the smell of a friends and family getting along.
It takes like losing your drowsiness in the morning, tastes great and makes people come together.
*swaps ‘takes’ for tastes’*
Hm, that’s not it.. *gets his coat*
I don’t drink coffee and I’m not drowsy
Oh, you are!
But coffee is legal and cheaper than uppers and cocaine and is a huge worldwide industry supported “cool people” enticed by genius marketing tools and by an artificially created need to be “one” with the other “cool people” while Third World farmers are ripped off by greedy commodity traders, import/export conglomerates and drug cartels looking for more land to expand their cocaine production.
Plus, it tastes good and wakes me up!
“…makes people come together.”
hmm….
Tasters Choice?
Not quite everyone, but you can spot the commies who don’t pretty easily. They’ll be asleep.
*Pouts*
I resemble that remark!
Zzzzzzzz……
*monocle pops from eyesocket in outrage*
How very dare you? The English drink tea. With their clotted cream scones and extended pinkie fingers don’t you know?
*daintily sips*
Of course I know, but I bet you won’t refuse this *Flashes out a cup of coffee and a chocolate* cup wonderful fluid
You bleedin’ tosser! We all drink lager, innit! You posh eejit!
*pulls out a cola and takes sips while others argue*
JEEVES! JEEVES! Get the rifle, there’s an uncouth cad trying to get in! He’ll unsettle grandmama.
*runs off*
gets out elephant gun, unsure which direction to point it in
Haha, I bet Jeeves is snoggin’ the old bird, innit!
but Jeeves is on vacation on a boat in the middle of the carribean
I think bitter ale is more English than lager – lager is a pale imitation beer.
…SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
BEST BITTER, GUNNESS, PORTER, IPA!!!!!!!!
Speckled hen, any of the Wychwood brewery ales, Boddingtons, any of my local breweries bests- like Mersea mud- which is awesome
Are you trying to summon Brewski?
Beer!!!!
Lager is a brewing method, not a style, BTW. “Pilsner” might be a better term…
*ducks to avoid thrown pint glasses*
Sheppard Neame are my favourite!
mega mega badger?
Dragons don’t drink coffee!
but they DO drink lager
Occaisionally, with our breakfast. Usually we go for spirits or Dragon Grog (230% proof).
I’m sorry, but this is a WIN! Children are *wild*life
So the dead kid around the corner is a roadkill?
Yes, you should really watch where you are driving.
The sign was not there when I ran over it.
No, *checks self over carfefully* I’m fine
*reaches up, grabs extra “f” and gives it to Tech Flaw*
Of course you are; you’re Roadkill not a roadkill or alan to his friends.
Should we hunt children now?
No!!!!!!!! Just your own.
I think you fail at having a life.
This sign is located in Calabasas apparently – about a 40 minute drive from here. I should go look for it next time I’m down in the LA area.
The clicky is a closer-up photo of the same sign. In it you can read the text under the bird which says “City of Calabasas”.
send me a picture a cactus
don’t EVER go there, that’s where the documentary “the hills have eyes” was filmed.
Why are you all laughing? Kids are indeed wildlife! The most vicious animals to ever walk the face of the Earth! -shudder- They have deadly natural defenses: Video games! And hip hop/rap! And that Disney stuff!
Worse than moose.
Dangerous animals win.
One of the local housing developments has signs to the effect of “15 MPH; Go slow, we (heart) our children.”
I wonder – do novelty stores still sell the stickers with a pic of a philips head screw on them, just the right size to cover the (heart) on all those pet bumper stickers? I’d think they’d be the right size for the signs, too…
This is a failure in comminucation, LMFAO, LMFAO
WIN
Totally a WIN.
“Did he die?” Let me tell you what’s dead. Seriousness.
Get lives idiots.
When I was a kid, there were but two categories of human being. We were either wildlife or pondlife.
So I guess the exhortation to watch out for the wildlife (but to ignore and possibly run over the pondlife) is, in truth, a win for me.
Shut up.
Hahaha, I live right next to that sign, you can see the City of Calabasas logo on the top XDD
Some people really need to find these new fangled things called “Chat rooms”.
Anyway, they ARE called Rug-rats by some people.
If you don’t think children count as wildlife you haven’t been to my neighborhood.
yeah it isn’t a fail…
every normal baby is born to be WILD lol
So they have met my borther…..
Just the other day I hit a deer, but I found out it was a child.
crap… thats where i live… thats in California, Calabasas… wow… never thought id see one where i live…