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That’s what she said!!
She lied.. don’t worry..
That’s not nice.. You shouldn’t call your mother a liar!
he didn’t. he called yours a liar!
Are you saying your Dixie Jack U. Lated?
Trying to hard fail Z.
“too” fail.
maybe they meant to say: trying to “hard fail” ; instead of: trying “too hard” fail……and for that matter, did Z fail at trying too hard, because it seems that z was successful at trying hard.
wasn’t tat name also an Austin Powers thing?
i’d prefer monthy python references, if you don’t mind
Mr. Biggus Dikkus.
Is that a question?
Or is it not?
Well if you don’t try hard enough you will never win.
Ask Dixie!
Mike Hawk wasn’t pleased to see this.
Neither was Willy Ablomi
What about Heywood Jablome?
Or Jenna Tailia?
or Edith York Hunt
Agent Jack Dmioff wasn’t too happy either. Mike Hunt was thrilled, though!
As was Mike Rotch
or Peter Gozinya
josh daniels wasnt happy either
neither was father Will U. Touchmme
Neither was Mike Hunt
oh snap epic pwnage
Mom jokes are getting pretty old (kind of like your mom).
haha nice Robert u got owned lol
What Me Worry?
Asian, go back home, dont dirty USA
wtf, racist, go back home, don’t dirty the USA.
wtf, take your pc communism and play somewhere else.
How stupid do you have to be to see communism here?
now i understand why this section is called “communication fail”
win
Political correctness is social marxism.
Kindly refrain from spewing your ignorance under my country’s initials. kthxbai
Yeah. Silly rabbit! We just went way overboard with the desire to not exclude anyone by gender/race/etc. Anyone can be a troll.
well why did she say that?
That’s Ben Tweeners Sister!
And the cousin of Ben Dover, and Mike Hunt
Don’t forget Richard Head, a friend of mine went to school with this guy. He went by “Rich”
a relative knows someone by that name too! people like that make me feel good about my name
I went to school with a Richard Staines; oh, how we used to pick on that kid….
Hugh Jazz!
You did not ‘pick on me’. I was not bullied at school, and if I was it would not have been by you. Richard Staines.
I went to school with a girl named Eaton Wang.
Poor baby!
don’t forget Hugh Ga butt
yeah the Mike Hunt I know of lives in CO. parents are stupid.
My last principles name wa Ben Dober lmao
Any relation to Jack Miyoff?
Ben’s bmf:
Phil McCreviss
She won the weather?
Depends on whether she’s paying attention to the enByronMeNt or not.
Need a Byro? N/M. Nix this comment.
The realization will mix-down over the course of the day.
Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you
Unless it’s rain.
*squeeze*
I’m deciding weather or not that’s a bad thing on a day like this.
*leaps for the anklesqueeze*
Hullo Mr Foot. How do you?
Fine, thank you! So good in fact that I’ll play football next Wednesday! Finally!
(If I’m absent on Thursday it’s because I’m depressed after a new injury…)
Nooo! I shall be adventuring next Thursday so I shan’t know how it’s gone till Friday!
I’m gald to hear you’re ready to be out and about running again. Hurrah!
Thanks! It was about time… If I remember correctly it were FIVE MONTHS of healing – without anything broken or torn. A negative medical miracle.
How are you?
Is there a proper term for that? I reckon there should be, a medical el-carim?
Am fine thankyou, just pootling away at work. With no lights on for some reason. *shrugs*
I love you LOL
LOL. Morning all!
Mornin Cherry!
Huhu K. How are you?
Disturbed about being left in charge! and debating what colour scheme we should work on for the Brewski spawn nursery!
Bottom of the screen 3333- it must be an emergency she is being congratulated about!
Errr… weather – win? One of the meterologists was closest with the prediction of the weather? I always thought it was more of a game than science…
Hah. I knew you’d be here soon.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
*SQUEEEEEZE!!!*
Dragon! What are you doing here at this time of the day (night)? Good to see you!
One of those sleepless nights. You know how it is. Good to see you, too! I wish you would come play with us more often in the later fails. We miss you.
Can I get a *squeeze* in edge-wise? I’ve been hungering for the wise one’s *squeeze* for ages. *squeeeezes Dragon* Damn, that felt good!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
Any time, sweets.
What’s with all the squeezing? Can’t you have a normous conversation?
(just kidding *squeeze*)
Well…seeing as you’re awake…*scootches in*
*squeezes!*
This is almost a cudle puddle…
*squeeze all*
I rate that comment “d”.
Do you want to borrow my wobbly hand for a few extra consonants there Arthur!
Yes please! I want it for… err… what you said.
*snork*
I need someone with an unsteady hand to hold this um…wood for me.
*snork!*
I must hand it to you, you have a way with (s)words.
Nice to see you guys handling the situation.
*spongy thread squeeze*
Sheath! I didn’t know you were all listening to my privats conversation with k@!
*works his way up to nest properly*
*and up and up and up…*
Note to self:
must remember to be genital with people.
Working up to things can have positive outcomes.
Going down on them can lead to a warm front.
‘specially if you aren’t protected!
-d surely?
Now that you mention it, I have to tell you that I recently read an incredibly dumb comment – made by you! Something featuring the words “…beginning to think you (Arthur) don’t like me (Dragon)…”.
All I can say to that is PAH! You do know that’s crap, right?
*extra-special-squeeze*
Concerning your sleepless night…
*passes warm milk, a sleeping pill, a spliff and the Admiral*
Make your choice!
*snork*
Of course I know it’s crap. I was merely trying to draw you out.
And I’ll take…all of them. Theng-kew.
*passes out*
My evenings are mostly reserved for my gf. I can only be here when she’s off and I’m not. The only downside in that – I too miss you, the Admiral and others.
Does she have to choose?
Obviously not.
Hi k@. Nice choose.
Doc!
*flings arms round & squeezes*
It is a comfy place, isn’t it?
*squeezies to all my team*
*gets tears in eyes*
Any squeezes left ?
*SQUEEEZE*
*squeeze*
There’s one I made earlier.
*Steals spongy squeeze*
*makes another squeeze with cardboard, parcel tape, craft glue and glitter*
Oooh…pretty! *pounce bat bat bat chew*
Um… *saunters off*
I have NO idea how that happened!
Naughty SC you got drool on my squeeze….
WTF IS WITH ALL TEH SQUEEZES
tracking high and low pressure systems is a bit of an artform I thought- Morning Arthur! *squeeze*
They ran out of names for hurricanes and asked the public to come up with new ones ?
(Good morning!)
So… Dixie Normous is a Hurrican? That explains it. Good morning, czuhc & k@!
# Here’s the story of the Hurrican
The man the authorities came to blam #
# The answer my friend
Is blowin’ in the wind… #
*runs after answer* (which she inconveniently dropped earlier)
No need to brag about it Dixie………
almost first !!!!!!!!!!! goddamit
so close. im sure you’ll get it next time
*pats cactusfrong on back, hands a banana, a banana always helps*
I guess if you date her, you have a lot to live up to.
All talk and no show…
Nice diction.
Today’s weiner is… a big prick.
Hot-dog that’s a little near the mark.
*claps*
I don´t get it…
I get it every morning.
*giggles*
*knocks on wood*
*hammers on wood*
*hardwood*
Hollywood
Firewood
Dollywood
Bollywood
*does a little wobbly dance*
Driftwood
*travels where the current goes*
Cottonwood
*dry mouth*
Sandalwood
-smells of feet?
Beechwood
Torchwood!
Dogwood: tree reknown for its bark.
wood-a, could-a, should-a
*wonders if Kurt is a female name somewhere*
*snorks at czuhc’s comment*
*sets up blind date for Kurt and Dixie*
Curtain Dix- isn’t that a frowned upon form of cleaning ones self?
I think even with the blindfold, she’ll get it.
Ah, a nice game of pin the donkey on the tail?
Stick a fridge on a piece of cellotape.
Force a loungeroom wall onto a picture hook.
decorate a tin of paint with a house?
Put an oven in the buns.
*fixes pizza delivery at Kurt’s by Dixie*
*dims the lights and gets some popcorn*
Digs eel nor mouse?
Woo you made it! **super-squeeze**
*CELEBRATES 500,000th COMMENT!!!*
Woot!
*squeeze!* Nice that you’re out of the closet, vlm205!
*lets-off party poppers*
Woooooooooooo Sidhe!
*super-duper cheshire grin* Wheeeeeee!!!
Thankye! (though just awake at 4:30ish)… gotta make coffee…
*squeeze*
*opens bubbly*
*lays back*
Hit me
*boops DrB on the nose*
Is that ok?
As long as you pour something in my mouth
*pours baconlube into DrB’s mouth*
Howzat? :p
*whistles*
*tries to whistle*
*SPURRRT!*
What are you gargling on about?
*thinks* You’re a bad, bad woman SpongeBetty.
*LAUGHSPRAYS!* Oooo sowwy ’bout that *tries to wipe baconlube off blouse*
I’m a sponge. I just absorb the baconlube.
try this
*hands DrB shamwow*
Sooo Betty, when I squeeze you, do you absorb my custardy goodness?
Are you trifling with me? Of course I soak it up.
*I scream*
nooooo not my custardy goodness!
Don’t scream! Jelly’ve my ears in peace?
Yogurt to understand, It’s part of me!
If you must scream, I’ll cake my ears in sponge to absorb the noise.
Wait… what?
Oi you fruitcake- get that out of your ears! Im not screaming anymore!
Sometimes I’m such a pudding.
look at this Eton mess! You Rhubarb fool!
You’re all plum grazy…
*lays one on DrB*
*smooooch*
*giggles maniacly*
*pops party hat on SC*
Woooo hooooo!
I am not hitting you thats just mean!
*pours magnum into glasses* (not PI)
*hands biggest to DrB*
It’s never too early for laybacks!
*KERRRRRCHINK!*
*inappropriate drunken-office-xmas-party smooches for the party chicks!*
(party comment is awaiting moderation, hmm…)
*clumbsy smootches! for the party chicks in the tread!*
I’m gonna need both hands for that glass, k@!
*glups!*
You are…..Litre champagne glasses are not easy to come by!
I don’t think I’ll be able to fini….
*passes out due to narcoleptik intolerance to achohol*
*puts V in recovery position*
hmmm this will never do..
*covers with rug so no-one sees her, or takes advantage*
whichever, but I’ll probably remember anyway…
Oooh!!! Cheers!
*toasts DrB*
Cheers! *~Hiccup!*
Oooh… toasted pineapple! Never thought of that before.
my hubby grilled some last week…. it went really well with whatever else he was grilling at the time… yum…
Grilled cheese and pineapple sandwich?
was either chicken or steak… I think steak… but the grilled pineapple? yum…. it’s also good on top of ham steaks…
*getting hungry*
STOP PLEASE!!!!
but… but… pineapple????
*pouts, eats cookies*
I wish Granny was here!
Granny likes toasting DrB?
No, he’d make a joke about your grilled cheese sandwich with meat. Teehee…
He’s better at grilling.
hehehe
must go all…
hubby needs the interwebs…
bye and squeezes for all!!!
They’re the best.
Nomnomnomnomnom.
*throws confetti*
*does happy dance*
*gets hiccups*
*gets ET finger ready for curing hiccups*
That would be the icing in the dixie cup!
mmmm… icing…. chocolate please?
Umm… no.
oh…
*pouts*
That^ was not what you were thinking…
*squeeze* *offers chocolate cookies*
Will these be good for you, instead?
Oooh! Yea!
Thambkwewe!
oh my goodness; I think I need to go to bed now… I just got it….
*blushes*
*squeeze* I’m luvin it. Hehe.
SQUEEEEEEEZZZZEEEE!
You should check out the newest Engrish entry if it’s chocolate you want.
o.O
So… “Jack Goff” was a fail… but this is a win?
… er… does not compute.
… Uh, well, not sure how to explain…
Michael Hunt!!
Obvious fail:
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/06/25/sports/0626-FOOTBALL_index.html
Arthur still angry with me?
He will be if you keep asking him that.
>_<
What I’ve learnd, don’t try to be friendly.
You misspelled overeager. Just try to chill out.
Morning one and all!
*morning squeezes*
How are you two?- how is v2.0 adjusting?
*squeeze*
She’s adjusting well. Maybe a bit too well! She barely even fights crime anymore, too busy partying!
Uh oh, time for a stern talking to? or you could join in the partying?
*sigh*
I wish now I have to cover the crime fighting she’s neglecting!
Awwwww, hun- if you ever need a hand I could perform sidekick duties for a limited time?
Hmm, what powers do you have?
I am the clumsiest person in the world- but I can fling custard with pinpoint accuracy- causing others to have the accidents I was due.
Plus I can annoy people into submission.
Hmm, I’d have to start you off small…here’s my number:
*hands over card*
Give me a call when you’re available
*pockets card*
Oh K@! We’d make an award winning team. I’m so good at annoying people.
GV, my other self has a gun but Batman only had tools and he was allowed.
Are you legally allowed carry the gun?
Legal Smeagol!
Pfft…
I just don’t want you fighting with yourself!
No, I’m a paranoid schizophrenic. I’m scared of myself!
♪ I scare myself… ♪
♪♪Just the good ole boys
never meanin any harm
beats all you ever saw
their in trouble with the law
Since the days they where born.♪♪
♪ Maybe I’m crazy,
Maybe you’re crazy,
Maybe we’re crazy,
Probably ♪
*psst
*whispers*
name!
That one was deliberate.
The ones over there weren’t. –>
I’ll go and sit on the naughty step.
I have guns too, but they are airsoft ones!
Betty we could be the Agrravatwins!
We here have drawn weapons many a time.
What name did you whisper to Jam/spngbetty K@cf?
._.
^___^
I won.. I really won!!!
Congratulations! What did you win?
Dixie Normous probably drives a very small car.
Smart car samr.
Today’s wiener/winner is Dixie Normous.
Well, i dont get it…
DK reference?
That’s actually a real name? I never thought it extended beyond the Austin Powers joke.
That’s the name of the chick in the fake-movie at the beginning of the third Austin Powers movie. She was played by Gwyneth Paltrow.
Am I really the only person who remembered that?
Ohhhhh, she was in the movie-within-a-movie !
Mini-me played by Danny DeVito, Goldmember played by John Travolta ….so funny !!
And during in the credits ….Brittney Spears was hot for Mini-Me. Beautiful !
Dude, I know that girl’s cousin. She told me the name at summer camp a few years ago.
OMG, I live right next to Byron! My friend’s parents work at that news station!
i live IN byron
OMG I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO BYRON TOO!!!!! I LIVE IN MANTORVILLE!!!
That’s a girl’s name.
Looks photoshopped, and it seems kind of ironic that this was posted today, as last night there was an Austin Power marathon on the Space channel last night.
Exclamation point restraint fail, imo.
And they didn’t notice this???
I would always right this on those stupid district assessment test we would take in high school!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
I don´t get it,why is that name so funny?
I really don’t get the win…
It looks more like a fail for me, it’s the weather… WTF?!
Ah yes, us Minnesotans are quite….wonderful, shall we say?
haha im from that city.
Size win.
It’s OVER 9000!!!!!
I watch that new station hahahah!!!!!
Eric Shun & Beau Nerbreath are my friends
More like prank fail. They won but under a fake name and now they can’t claim the prize. Lol.
That’s not a fake name- That’s Chuck Norris’s alter ego.
did he die?
Obvious fake name is obvious.
thanks KAAL….your intelligence amazes me…
o ya my cousin did this XD.
it was in a new years party. my 2 cousins where drunk and did some stuffs
My birthlanguage isn’t english… And I’ve never lived in an english speaking place so… this maybe really retarded but could some failer explain it to me? I really reaally don’t get it… It’s gotten me spinning for a while
ha.. movie references… random squeeze who wants it
XD
you guys DO realize that the name Dixie Normus is a name from Austin Powers? Ah, even those of us without brains can remember things. did you notice how all then names are retarded? Alana Van China, Vanna Humbalot, and all the such? Strange, isnt it? I bet Dixe is suing the noob who stole her name. And it is NOT chuck norris! it was michale jacksons alia when he went female.
I have a good friend whose name is really Mike Hawk, and I play in a band with a guy that uses the stage name “Dixy Nourmous.”
Austin Powers Win
haha an austin powers tribute. its not a real name just some kids pranking the news station
They totally stole that from Austin Powers >.< fail
as austin powers: Yeah Baby!
Maybe she’s related to Seymour
Just like in Austin Powers Roflmao
very sad looking name, actually.