Cross Country Fail
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This was found in our high school yearbook
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Wow…that’s… telling… Seems Southern to me.
i saw this…somewhere
In Alabama…
I’m pretty sure this is from a yearbook or something from a school in NJ. See at the bottom where its says “sUCCess 2008-2009″. I went to UCC.edu and its a school in NJ.
This is from a school?!? That makes it even more messed up…
Yes, really. When you steal something the LAST thing you should do is run, that makes you look guilty. What ARE they teaching the kids these days… *sigh*
good advice for life
did he die?
Yeah this is from my school! Hahaha can’t believe how dumb our yearbook crew was this year, worst yearbook in history.
It’s from Ursuline College Chatham (ON, CA) . Embarrassing, but something to look back at later on ahhaha.
I wrote this in a separate comment, but it’s at the bottom where no one will read it, so:
The real fail is that the guy in the picture is running on a track, not a cross country course.
Also if you actually did steal something, you would run a shorter distance more quickly to lose the cops, not a long distance. FAIL.
You would run a short distance, then you would want to catch your breath as fast as possible to blend in with the crowd. Cross country training helps with that.
you mean there’s something else wrong with this???
bobmarleysmom go to youtube to do that, not failblog.
die die!!
well i guess it is teaching kids to run if theyve stolen something…
also to steal something and then run a marathon…i think???
run a cross country…… that makes perfect sense…FAIL
ACTUALLY, its from a high school in ontario, that was one of the things in my graduating year, 2009, yearbook. Ill let you know, that yearbook was one of the worst i had ever seen, I was so ashamed that I didnt even get mine signed.
it might be from UCC (Upper Canada College) a private school in canada
i went to school close to there.
no its from ursuline college chatham ,
my school .
its a higschool in chatham ON .
lol, it says “success” in small letters and the bottom and “fail” in big letters at the top.
It’s a high school [Catholic] in Southern Ontario.
haha its actually UCC in chatham ontario.
i went there and the whole yearbook this year was a complete fail.
No man this in my highschool yearbook Chatham Ontario Canada not NJ
Actually it’s not. It’s in my school yearbook, and it’s a school in Canada.
No, this is from Ursuline Collage in Ontario. I go to that school. A lot of people were talking about it, and the newspaper club were getting yelled at.
You wanna fight Mal-boy?
*puts up dukes*
Well you did walk out on your front porch pants-less the other day. You’re not helping you case there, Jenny.
*pictures Jennyisbusy singing “Redneck Woman”*
*wonders if Jenny’s dukes are shorter or longer than Daisy’s*
I hope you were joking…
Otherwise, you’re a stereotyping little shit.
Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
An Alabamian.
I would’ve like to have been in the meeting when that was thought up.
Makes me wonder what the rejected ideas were! Morning, Velvet! Do we get to see more of you today?
*Squeeze*
Oh, yes! Things are finally lightening up here, just 2 days before vacation time!
.
*100 squeezes on the wall…you know what to do*
100 squeezes here on the wall, 100 squeezes here. take one down, pass it around, 99 squeezes here on the wall
*Takes one down, passes it around*
Velvet? I think we’re gonna need more squeezes. Since today is “Friday” for many of us in the States, I heard a rumo(u)r that a Cuddle Puddle is planned, AND we have to show Brewski’s new baby some love when it’s delivered this afternoon. Big day at the FailBlog!
*restocks*
299 squeezes!
*loads up his mini gun with *squeezes**
Brewski?
Yes?
Hi!
Wow! What a busy day! Glad I’m able to participate!
*stealthy velvet-squeeze*
*takes one down, passes around*
At least the guy is not carrying a TV, or something.
or weed
I think this is supposed to say “Cross Burning Country”.
Really, it’s not that big of a deal to see it on high school XC teams. My high school had that slogan all 4 years.
*Crosses fingers that it’s not*
This region has a bad enough rep with the rest of the country as it is…
*Squeeze*
For real, bearly! It’s embarrassing to live below the Mason-Dixon.
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New clicky:
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The moral superiority of living North of it is…wonderful (kidding).
See now I actually thought this was in the North. Sounds exactly like something the (non)genius population of the Columbus (Ohio) City School System would think up. That’s about the only time kids in this city seem to do anything…other then skip school, deface public and private property, and smoke some less then legal substances.
i lived in northwest florida, a redneck haven, and to be honest with you the north is much less…uh crazy.
We have our own hicks that can compete with the south… Pennsylvania is New York to the east/west with Alabama in between.
i don’t quite understand that geographic statement, but I will say we do have quite a few hicks out this way.
oh, sorry, in PA.
Pittsburgh and Philadelphia on the sides…and nothing, except good ole State College, in between. Harrisburg does not count.
They really are everywhere, I was at Newport Beach the other day (NOT a hick-town) and there was a woman with her kids swimming in tighty whiteys while she was pounding budweiser or something equally vile.
That’s so classy…
Isn’t it just? *strips to undies and jumps in ocean*
LOL!!
Sigh… I bemember Newport… used to live in Santa Monica…
Come back! We swim in our undies now! And the coffee shop near where the boats are looking out to the island is closed.
Alas, I’d hardly recognize So Cal now… left in 1988
But I gotta say that North Iderho has its benefits too
North Idaho. Seriously? Potatoes? That’s it right?
Heck, I was 7 in 1988.
What you forget WIK is that Newport Beach is located at the end of the 55 South. That’s the final destination for the entire area code of 909 (Riverside) when they want to cool off at the beach.
Guilty as charged. and its 951 now. like mine. *oops*
There are a LOT of hicks here in the IE. Seriously. I’m in the desert, (view Aiki’s map) And I am pretty shielded from them. Used to live in RUBIDOUX! ACK!
Spuds is SOUTH Iderho. North Iderho is rivers and lakes and forests
I’m sorry WIK. Riverside isn’t so bad. So they added an area code? I left So Cal a few years ago.
Rubidoux? Yikes! That place is an armpit. I’m glad to hear you got away from there.
Yup, they added a new area code, and Riverside IS that bad, that’s why I ran out to the desert! I live in a community of lakes and golf courses in the desert between Victorville and Barstow. Hot, but well worth it.
Plenty of hicks here in Nebraska, too, where less than legal substances grow wild! Not to mention the inbreeding going on south of our state border.
that’s why we call it pennsyltucky?
So this is a fail because the guy’s black and we don’t want to perpetuate racial stereotypes but it IS ok to insult someone based on region because those stereotypes are ok? Would a white chick from Alaska make this a better banner?
I dunno, it could be a fail because the submitter felt the product was saying “run fast like you’d stolen something, just like this black person!” only the submitter knows for sure!
only if she’s nekid.
hmmm that would make running difficult. Boobs flyin’ everywhere and all. Then you’d be running like you’re nekkid which is a different type of running all together!
actually its ursuline college in chatham ontario, Canada. the people that made the yearbook are just complete fails. our school is not racist just has stupid ass people.
So if it would have been a white guy that wouldn’t have been wrong? It is meant to be funny race of the picture souldnt matter. When I saw this I didn’t think racisim I thought cross country runners really do have to run like crazy ( like they stole somthing ). Really get over your selves
Notice it says 101=lol maybe ?? at bottom right probably this thing is just for a joke guys D=
It’s actually page 101 in the yearbook.
I love fails like this (not)… brings out all the bigots and retards…
Yup, just wait for them to roll in. Morning, Mal!
Morning Bearly! *Squeeze*
Mornin@
Stands ready with clipboard for trollcall.
lets see, there’s First!, that one guy who impersonates people with badly-done parody-names…
It makes me smile in a wry sort of way that they’re already down there, right on schedule.
Good morning, bearly, malicite, judy, brewski, czuhc, leila, oh just EVERYBODY!
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*almost vacation squeeze*
*squeeze*
Awwwww you weaving us?
My daughter & I are going to the beach for a few days. She’s so excited about collecting some shells. I’m looking forward to finding some shark’s teeth.
Bah! Take me?
Sure! I’ll toss her in my room and you can have the other bedroom. We leave at 8:30am sharp on Saturday!
I’ll be there!
*loves the ocean*
If I had the chance to live there, I would. I just don’t understand how anyone could live near the ocean and be stressed out.
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Mountains, on the other hand, do nothing for me. I just look and say, meh, it’s a big rock with trees growing on it. But the cascades in the mountains are nice.
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I’m just a water-lover.
You’ve obviously never been near the North Sea.
No, but I hear it’s beautiful when it’s not flooding the land.
Don’t you just love the fresh smell of hydrogen sulphide. mmmmmm
Or trapping you on sand banks, or coming in too fast when you’re standing in a dip on the prom.
*rocks*
*sobs*
I smell it every time I turn on a faucet connected to the city water. Seriously! The sulfur (egg-fart) smell will about knock you down.
K@, that’s way off the coast. What you’re smelling there is the sewerage pipe and the smog from the power station.
I almost threw up this morning when I was brushing my teeth and the sulfur smell kicked it… smelled like an entire team of gamers unleashed a buffalo wing induced fart. It was pretty amazing.
If you hate the smell of sulfur, you wouldn’t want to work with me. I work at a fertilizer plant and we manufacture some types of fertilizer using sulfur. Ammonia’s a wonderful smell, too.
Clacton….that is all I can say!
Here GV. If you want clicky.
I registered, but it’s not satisfied! I’ll try again from home.
Aiki, your site seems to be insatiable!
Just what have you been building there?!
See, it’s funny – for those of us that live less than five minutes from the beach, it loses all its appeal. I’ve polled my friends here, and most say they prefer a pool due to the lack of traffic, crowds, salt, etc. The locals around here go at night when parking is free to walk along the sand and dip our toes in the water.
I live less than 5 minutes from the beach and I only prefer the pool to the sea during the summer months.
You are right Bearly. I grew up in Southern California about 5 minutes from the Ocean. I totally took it for granted. I hated the crowds and the lack of parking so much that I barely went there the last 10 years I lived there. Now I live in the midwest and miss it so much. Just last week I traveled back there and spent the whole time at the beach with the crowds. You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.
Well, that’s what I meant. It’s true that there’s no better way to spend New Year’s day than walking on the beach, but I just can’t deal with huge crowds during the summer.
The closest thing I have to a beach around here is the Great Salt Lake. Let’s just say that if you think sulfur stinks, you’ve never been near our lake. Blech!
Crowds don’t bother me, it’s the sea getting so cold compared to the air in summer. I love a Christmas swim and haven’t missed one in years!
I think I’m spoiled, GV! I live on the gulf stream and expect the water to hit around 80 degrees F in the summer. Are you plotted on Aiki’s site?
Plotted? Site? Aiki? not that I’m aware of…
Clicky and add yourself to the map. It’s fascinating, and it helps us figure out where you’re coming from, you know?
I’m a few minutes from some ocean beaches. My fave is a beautiful one with some great trails through sand dunes and pine forest. I like it best in winter and other off-seasons, no crowds. I usually avoid it on summer weekends.
Aiki, where you hide the plotter?? I’m registered…
Don’t forget to bring us back some souvenirs, you guys!!
Alllllll bbbyyyyy mmyyyyyyyyyyyyseeeellllfffffff…..!
*squeezes Mal*
Mornin’, sweetie!
I planned on being here with you first thing. But, at 9:57 an unscheduled meeting happened in my office. I’m looking at the clock and thinking, “People! There’s a fail in 3 minutes! C’mon, get out!”
.
Respect the fail.
This has totally happened to me.
I normally close my door at 9:57 and kick my shoes off…
*wishes she had a door to close*
*Wishes he had kickable footwear*
Respect the fail, indeed!
(nice clicky!)
I didn’t know they still made cntrl alt del comics…
I’d never heard of them before. The dj on the radio was talking about Billy Mays, and mentioned the site.
I hadn’t seen that comic series before, either.
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(glad you like the clicky, Judy!)
The Billy Mays comic is great…but this comic is absolutely awesome. I haven’t read it for like…2 years, but it’s really well written. Funny. As. Hell. However, if you aren’t apart of the gamer sect, you’re probably not going to get most of the jokes.
*is 100% not of the gamer sect*
(not that there’s anything wrong with that…)
if you want gamer sect, check out vgcats
Thanks Kirby, now I really won’t be working today.
Gaynor Sect?
Him and Patrica have their own religion now?
It’s more of a cult at the moment actually….
You’re all crazed.
you make it sound as if that’s a bad thing, betty
here, check out this one, cyanide and happiness. that makes me laugh. I can’t make a clicky…work doesn’t like the website.
don’t wanna be … alllll bbbyyyy mmyyyyyssseeellllfff!
There there.
*squeeze*
No you’re not. . . . just can’t think of anything to say on this one.
*squeezes all around*
*bear hugs Mal*
At least you didn’t power this one.
Hahahah! Yeah! I think this was powered by cheap whiskey and generations of inbreeding.
Hey, you be nice to my ancestors…
Aww I only picked on them a lil’bit!
I was shocked to see only 32 comments when I got here at 10:28 EST. And you with the first 3 all to your self. wow, dead blog this morning..
It was a troll’s wet dream.
Thanks for the mental image Mal.
ditto dat
Another post awaiting moderation?
What is wrong with this post?
Thanks for the m e n t a l i m a g e Mal.
You said the “i” word!
I live to serve! *smirks*
What’s with the pi digits in the background?
Stolen.
Robbed.
T.W.O.C ed
Knicked
Swiped.
wiped clean
Kiefed.
Five finger discounted.
*headdesk*
Must refresh!
I like the way you think!
Back at ya, Bearly!
*squeeze*
Five-finger discounted.
lifted
taxed
IRS-ed
naah- I can’t be IRSed
ARROWED!!!!
Pinched.
Jacked
Removed For Your Own Good.
Burgled.
Swell, Foop, I just noticed your avatar (OK, I’m slow…).
Nice smile!
What makes you think they are pi digits alright?
because of the pi symbol in the background of the digits. look closely and you’ll see them
Would everyone quit talking about pie??? I’m hungry here! Skipping lunch today so I can leave early.
speaking of lunch and pie, i almost had a miniture pecan-pie for lunch. too full though
pie, pie? who has pie? gimme
*steals the pie*
*runs cross country*
GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! fine, *fabricates 10,000 pies out of thin air*
no pie, but we had cookies yesterday.
The above picture was from Pi Day at our school… A memorization contest for who can remember and recite the most digits of Pi… I think the winner was around 160 digits or something…
I liberated it not stole it. Honest.
Freedom!!!! Is what you truthfully cried.
*scampers in*
Easy with the scampering, we might mistake that for running and acuse you of stealing…
*bear hug*
Well I’m a kitty *snuggles close and purrs*
*dangles tinfoil on a string in front of Taya making little jerking movements*
mmmmmmmm *eyes suspiciously* kitty burglar?
no that’s our LCB–lolcatburglar
This just in: Over-sensitivity to race creates an unfunny lol.
Oversensitivity? Really? That’s a pretty silly thing to say…
*steals a smooch*
*runs off*
*has a smooch stolen*
Come back here!
*snags her by the collar*
*drags her back and holds her in front of Mal*
I believe you know this young lady Mal.
*smooch*
Ha! Got it back! Thanks Jimbo!
Well laid plans…
No need for thank, just doin’ my job. Ya’ll have a good day now.
Yes, Mal, and “oversillyvility” is even sillier. *smooches Mal’s cheek while he’s distracted by Ms B*
*loves every minute of this*
I must be missing something. Cross Country is a high school sport where people run 5k.
Is it funny because the guy is black, and the KKK burns crosses? Seems like a bit of a stretch.
what? where did you get KKK from this?
Hahahah…. good call Kirby…
Morgan… lay off the dope so early.
ya morgan it’s a little too early in the morning for the drugs… tho I’m sure Arthur still has some of his Giggle Cookies from yesterday where he slipped some hash in the flour…
Mmmmmm! Cookies!
I really don’t want to do any work today.
I’m with you!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
But I’ve already been roped into opening a new job and printing AP checks
I found a nice corner in the office and decided to “test” the new laptop. A plethora of games, no bosses in today, and a half day at work. I hope it lasts.
Pfffff, I’m getting tired.. *gets his coffee*, want some?
can you pour me some too? its midnight over here
*poors Halifax180 a coffee*
It’s 5PM here.. But I had a very rough night.
*drinks coffee*
thanks harry. that was refreshing
It’s funny cos it’s got lol in the corner.
That’s such a win. lol
Dammit! That’s three days in a row.
*spongy squeeze*
I didn’t even notice. I’m terrible at reading names. I just look at the pretty avatars, or in your case…creeeeepy avatar
*squeeze*
I never remember stuff, in fact I’ve forgotten how I was going to finish this sentence.
It’s a nice day outside.
A.D.D possibly
oooohhhh a butterfly
*skips off*
I have trouble excepting that the evil jester skips off looking at butterflies.
wow, were you late on the day they handed out brains?
She’s a sponge!
What are you saying? Sponges absorb all sorts of information.
I’m saying you don’t have to have a brain to be smart. As you said. Sponges absorb their info so they don’t need brains in that case
♪ I could while away the hours,
Conferrin’ with the flowers,
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’,
while my thoughts were busy hatchin’,
If I only had a brain. ♪
*dances with Betty*
Psst… you do realise that Abstract wasn’t talking to me, right?
Just checking.
I would hope not!
Is it ‘don’t talk to sponge’ day?
I don’t know, but I’m making it *SQUEEZE* Moomin Day!
Wait, that’s every day. *Shrug*
*SQUEEZE* again!
Moomin! *purrrr*
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, going down the garden to eat worms.
*sobs*
I like you Betty *sponge-squeeze*
Would you like long thin slimy ones or short fat fuzzy ones ma’am?
I want some that slip down easily. Nomnom
E’nuff to turn me vege.
I’ll take some gummi ones, please.
hands out gooey worms for head biting! enjoy luverly ladies
*squeezes*
That’s my theme song today.
*squeeze*
It’s mine most days. Hee!
*squeeze*
Me too. I tell people I have a Swiss cheese brain, and stuff just leaks out the holes.
I have a sponge in my salt water aquarium. Maybe its related to you?
I hope it’s related to our Betty
I does not have eyes or a face but sometimes it talks to me….
*almost turns away so as to not be accused of staring at Tech Flaw’s lack of face*
*stares anyway with morbid interest*
Oh bob she meant her sponge! *hugs the squirrel*
My Dr. sayz I has the boy parts… Maybe he needs glasses?
I didn’t know sponges could wear glasses!
I didn’t know squirrels could wear hats
*debates tasting this friendly kitty*
*decides to wait for cookies*
*hugs back*
*Waves hand in front of Tech Law to test for eyes*
*Tech Law does not react*
*Steals Tech Law’s wallet and runs in the direction of the West Coast*
HEY! *grins as the ink bomb inside explodes all over you*
Given that you’ve lurked for a while, you should know that messing up someone’s clothes is not going to slow them down in this crowd!
*Streaks off in the opposite direction*
Wow. Bearly lost her clothes before me today.
*does the happy still clothed dance*
I don’t hear anyone complaining.
*Stuffs a $20 in Ms B’s pocket* good dance
I’m complaining! You’d know that, Tech Law, if you had a face!
Ms B, I’m sure Brewski will be along shortly to relieve you of your clothing.
Eeeep!
*runsawayfast*
*offers Ms. B a harmless drink*
You should show me those dance moves again.
*eyes Aiki and his drink suspiciously*
I don’t know…my taste tester has the day off. Damn you Leila!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
I’d rather be a taste tester than a testes taster.
Hm, that reminds me, I’m out of teabags…
*leaves to get some fresh tea*
Brewski! You know you can’t have anything to eat or drink the day you’re due to deliver!
*swats teacup out of Brewski’s hand*
*cup shatters, tea splatters*
Shouldn’t you be getting prepped for your epidural by now?
*Licks up spilled tea and shattered mugs*
*crunches on mug*
*squeezes Aiki*
Have you been getting into the Dark Side cookies again?
Hey, quack off! Give that kid his wallet back.
Refresh fail.
Quack off? *looks for ducks*
They left the area, when someone tried to give them medical help.
AFLAC!
Yeah I don’t get it either… the slogan is a knockoff of the popular “drive it like it’s stolen” bumper stickers. Is this a fail because the guy is black? If that’s the case then over-sensitivity to race does, indeed, create an unfunny lol
Why do you both end your sentence with “unfunny”? lol
Well, grammatically speaking, the “unfunny lol” is the object of the sentence. It needed to be in there somewhere, and (at least in English) objects are frequently located at the end of the sentence.
cross? more like furious!
sUCCess! You just stole a laugh from me…you better get running.
eek!
now where did I leave my zimmer frame?
Q: Why did the Weasel’s relative get tossed into jail?
A: Because the Mink Stole!
Country- why do they need trees?
It’s a land of Cow’N'Tree.
oh…I thought it was like a mug tree!
for cownts
… won … too … free … fore
*didIwin?didIwin?*
Drop it like its hot
woo! And run!
♪ When the pimp’s in the crib ma
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it’s hot
Park it like it’s hot
Park it like it’s hot ♪
Thats about all I can post without getting moderated
reminds me of doc patches punch out
♪ I thought I’d stop and have myself a brew,
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There on at table ‘he then stood’?,
sat the dirty mangy dog that name me Sue,
Well I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
from an worn out picture that my mother had ♪
This Fail is racist.
The ad for the cross country team is insinuating that the black man in the picture hasn’t stolen anything. (“Run like you stole something” + inferred “even though you haven’t”) Saying that the ad is a Fail insinuates that the black man HAS stolen something. Therefore this fail and the person who posted it is racist!!!
“Your babies will run as fast as Kenyans!”
Now thats racist but funny.
Powerthirst is awesome
Hahahahahaha Oh gaynorvader! You made smile for the first time since over an hour
*squeeze*
*bows*
*sneaks up behind gv, E.T. finger lit and ready*
HELLOOOOO, GAYNORVADER!!!
*backflips over Judy’s head narrowly avoiding finger*
*lands on ass*
Ooof! I got a sore ass anyway! Hello Judy!
You’re pretty nimble for a dragon, dv!
Here, have a free squeeze!
*squeezes gv, reaching around back….*
dv? wha? Oh well!
*blocks ass with tail*
*squeeze!*
My what long arms you have Judy!
Dang! Trying to distract you with the typo didn’t work!
Hmph! The Admiral told me that those of us wearing animal avatars were safe! Tricksy admiral…
…Unless dragons don’t count as animals?
He was just trying to lull you into a false sense of security!
It was rude though.
Wow! Thank you Dr. BuzzKill!
Ka-Bong!
And a finalist, fascist, machinist, baptist and a communist.
*ss-kicker, sh*t-kicker, and a methodist!
wtf? how did methodists get involved? first the KKK and now this?
Don’t blame me, it was Hedey Lamarr.
*Hedy
maybe they went to the camp on the dead end road? (shrugs)
Activist, capitalist and pïssed!
i don’t get the fail. that was our CC team slogan too. its quite popular among high school kids who practice running.
WIN
Thats… thats scary.
BOO!
EEK!
HAA!
Is the game: 1 consonant & 2 vowels or 2 vowels & 1 consonant?
YAA!
OOH! Good question.
WOO!
aHA!
EEK! Did I gOOF?
…HA-HA-HA stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…
ACK.
Er….
ERR or …
err OR …
*frantically waves little mechanical arms*
*mumblesWillRobinsonWillRobinson*
DANGER! DANGER!
boo who?
Our XC slogan was “IN MY MIND – I’M A KENYAN”
we were all white too ha ha ha
So?
means they were slow
I haven’t seen Brewski yet this fail. I’m hoping he’s getting some extra rest – he has a busy afternoon coming up.
both Brewski and 5eagle
ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Brewski!
*Pounce! Squeeze!*
*Joins the pounce! pile!*
And Lurk, here’s a *squeeze* from up above!
*double-squeezes*
I’ll be glad when I can get back to my girlish size 8 again…these maternity pants suck.
I LOVED maternity pants! I wore them for as long as I could get away with. Though alas, still not a size 8 again, I fear I never will be.
I hated that I had to keep pulling them up. Maternity pants never stay where they’re supposed to.
You mean, off?
@ WIK – one, please. Medium.
Do you also have ‘Arthur’ hoodies?
How about hats or can coolers?
We don’t have hats or can coolers but we have these really cool panties.
The best kind of panties, I assure you!
Oh! They’re lovely! I’ll take a size 5! There really isn’t much room on a thong for Arthur’s face, is there?
Sure! It’s down there, see you just have to spread your legs a little.
Well, there’s always the obvious answer to that. Take them off.
I’m guessing the person came to fix his boiler/water heater or whatever. He’ll probably be by soon. He knows he’s scheduled to give birth later today, though!
I KNEW getting pregnant by means of a turket baster had a shorter “Being pregnant” time(theres a word, I know but I can’t think of it…).
*rips out “T” and tosses in “Y” in above post*
Incubation period?
Gestation. Although, since we think it’s a Junior Mint Brewski, we could go with “cook time” as well.
How long do you have to let it cool?
Gest long enough to be able to handle it without (somethingsomething). *bedtime for foops – sigh* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Good night, Foop!
Theres the word.
However I do like the “cook time” it’s funny in it’s own way.
You accidentied your insinue???
I have often compared being pregnant to having a parasite. All your nutrients are stolen by the baby and you’re sick allll the time. It makes sense to me…
Yipper.
Fortunately, you eventually expel it. But it keeps eating off of you for the rest of your life.
That’s nonse…URP!
RALF!!
Ugh. Sorry. Still a bit sick.
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That’s because you drank the tea! You shouldn’t have had the tea!
It’s exactly like that. I hated being pregnant almost as much as I hated the stupid women who were all “I’m glowing! It’s a beautiful experience!” They are the trolls of the maternity ward.
turket bastey?
…not quite the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of how to make urself run faster lol… i have heard of imagining that u r chasing someone or someone is chasing u… but like u stole something?… lol
I wonder what they’d say for the cycling team… O.O
Ride like a whore on the clock?
Perfect! Or how about the crew team?
♫ Row, row, row your boat ♫ (. . . like the Coast Guard chasin’ Columbians!)
That’s more innocent than the one that popped into my head… and this isn’t it!
…like Cubans headed for Florida!
Beat that Cox(swain) like you own it.
Coxswain – The oar-less crew-member, usually included, who is responsible for steering and race strategy.
Hi – I can tell that you’re trying to play nice today, so please don’t take this the wrong way, but we don’t explain our puns here. The assumption is that if someone doesn’t get it, they’ll google it on their own. For those of us who do get it, it feels like insulting our intelligence. Thanks, and happy failing!
Would’nt they go slower then? Longer clock time = more money
I think you pay whore up front…
… and then you escort her off the premises.
I thought she escorted you onto the premises?
That happens too but not before she’s blown your strumpet.
Not “in then out again” (real fast, several times)?
(Mornin’ GV *squeeze* ‘n’ Patrica *patpat chinscratch*)
Hello ♀šƒ! How are you today?
Good, thanks. Hope you are too. We’ve missed you ’round here lately.
*SQUEEEEZES virtually everyone in everywhich direction*
*SQEEZE* WN!!! We miss you SOOO much!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW WIK, you’re sweet
Believe me, I wish I could be here like in the good old days. But I don’t dare give the momos around here any ammunition…
*SQUEEEEEZE*
Too true. Glad you’re here on break then.
And I missed being around! Lousy work blocked FB completely, but I found a way around it!
You’re my hero for the day!
gnv, if I had a hat it would be off to you!
My serious compliments!
It actually wasn’t too hard in the end, I just had to set up a proxy.
Yeah, that’s what I figgered. But good for you for being persistent enough in priorities!
I read that as “like a whore on the dock…” *headdesk* ow
*squeeeeeze*
♫ Sitting on the dock of the bay,
watching the whore, ride away. ♫
*squeeze*
*snorkel*
GAH!
I looked again!
*Sits in corner to work out memory and curiosity issues*
please quit posting this video everywhere. you’re not even first.
haha, actually this is from chatham Ontario, in canada
it was UCC’s year book, this was just one of many, many mistakes. The entire book was pretty much a fail, They spelled “grade twelves” wrong, thy spelled it Tweleves.
*heehee*
I always thought Tweleves were elves that live in twees …
The Keebwer eleves?
Love their cookies!
I don’t know but this borders racism I have made a complaint.
oh hey 5eagle!
Hello halifax180 I hope you are well. I made a complaint about today’s fail and I get damned.
damned if I do and damned If I don;t LOL.
To the people below this nest thank you for supporting me LOL by removing one eagle feather.
*headdesk*
*facepalm*
*removes 4 eagles*
Minus 7 or what is it now?
He got them all back before. He’s back to just 1 now.
*replaces 1 eagle with 1 owl*
Thanks Tech law for the support I think LOL An owl is a death carrier.
Owls are wise, 5 eagles. Or so say the stories.
Only the female brown owl says “To-whit” and only the male says “To-whoo”.
LOL! “…the female brown owl says “Do WHAT?” and only the male says “Do who?!…”
And they talk a lot. Or so says Winnie the Pooh.
Owls scare away dirty pigeons from the poo ping cuisine
OUch ouch LOL So tell me what I did wrong?
Ouch LOL
*sits in corner juggling cookies*
*Misheviously jumps from behind tech and snatches one*
You should probably sit with your Back in the corner.
Be careful or you might have a gymnastic stunt fail.
Then I’d get up and out of embarrassment run like I stole something
hopefully not one you’ve tossed
cross country win.
sure… except the guy is running around a track and has the posture of a sprinter coming out of the blocks.
omg this is f***** amazing
that would totally work in south africa
its not a fail … it a win!
O.O
You’re from South Africa? Me too!
this was from my yearbook!! its from ursuline college chatham aka ucc in chatham, ontario canada. that yearbook sucked and this was the tip of the iceberg. filled with mistakes, people who graduated the year before, and people getting left out
HE STOLE MAH BIKE!
Inveezibull bike
Racism WIN!!
Yeah, but I can’t help but laugh. xD
Run like black win.
this picture is from my schools yearbook thats bad
I think this is a win.
I agree!
This is actually a win!
lmao this is from my schools yearbook !!!!!!
Ursuline College Chatham (UCC)
in Chatham Ontario .
this cased a HUUUGE debate at my school and the makers of the yearbook got in huge amounts of trouble for it . there were other problems with it too , this is just one .
they didnt include half the sports teams, half the fricken PEOPLE, most names were spelled wrong ,
there were grade 12s in the nines section ..
it was just a huge mess.
i paid 40 bucks for this yearbook
and im right pissed
oh man this is so racist
That’s a Win for me…
Where’s the bike?
Over 400 comments and replies, and not ONE of you noticed the real fail. The guy’s running on a TRACK! Cross country races are run on grass, dirt, etc., not track surfaces.
p.s. All of you people who think this is racist need to realize that the world’s fastest cross country runners are blacks from Kenya and Ethiopia.
It could not have been more of a win if the ad had read “Run like her husband’s right behind you with a loaded shotgun!”
“Run like you accidentally called your wife fat!”
Run like your wife really IS fat and you called her fat!
actually, i would call this a win…
Hey, It’s the mantra for marching band at my old high school
fAILure 2008-2009 101
Just like me in the 100-meter in my track meets! Lol people WONDER how i get the blue ribbon…
…except the 100m is never run on a curve. FAIL.
I doubt they meant it to be racist, they just found a stock image of a cross country runner and didn’t even think twice about the fact that he was black. Anyway, “run like you stole something” is a dumb slogan.
He’s running the 200m, not a cross country race. You can tell because he’s on a curve and still leaning forward from coming out of the blocks. Whoever designed that shirt obviously was not a runner. The “racist fail” is just what people choose to see–this is a sport identification fail (XC races are not run on tracks).
I thought the fail was because the guy running was black…and black people steal things…you know racist fail.
God I love when the year commity has a sense of humor
that;s not a fail, that’s just how it is.
This is my yearbook, I went to UCC Highschool in Chatham, and this is a page off of the yearbook from this year..
yeah, i went to this school. its in Chatham Ontario.
it was pretty brutal they actually had to call some of the black students parents and apologize for it being racist.
LOLZ this was from my graduating yearbook i LOVED that thing i’ve never seen such FAIL in my life
lol a marathon were you have to run 20 miles dragging a safe behind you XD
It’s a win
RACIST!
Well that’s not raciest.
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