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what a crappy fail
WEEEEEEEE! Morning hali *squeeze*
morning to you too cherry!
*squeeze back*
Had to work long till a new fail came up…
and….
it sux.
oh…half-day for me. fails don’t usually pop up during daytime (or at least my daytime).
Well depense where you live. What time you got where?
its 5:00ish. i’m in japan (as you can tell in my avatar).
Oh dear. I’m from switzerland. Got 10:10 am here.
UK- 9.20- I am bored at work already- woooo
It seems we’ve got the same typ of job. x_X
completed analysis reports by 8.03…..now nothing to do for the rest of the day, wow my job is challenging!
hahaha.
I’m waiting now since about 2 hours for new orders…still waiting.
most of the failcrew are in USA right? thats why posting happens when i’m sleppy. -_-
Yeah. Same to me…
I’m missing Leila
awwww *snuggles!
Hey!
I know I am a poor substitute- but everyone needs a happy!
yeah. but is it the time where the cat sticks its paw into the leg of its owner and meows “feed me”?
LOL.
I can cope with that- for most kitties I know are complete love sponges!
a cat of my relitives died a few months ago. he was a nice cat. *wipes tear*
…a moment of silence.
still silence.
now for the wake….
i need to thai my shoes.
I need to shoe my thais.
Why, what have thai done wrong?
He shoed me up!
sorry, it slip(per)ed out
Well you are the life and (plim)sole of the party!
but i’m still not going to shake my boot-E no matter how much pressure. i only shake boot-C and boot-G
maybe you require a personal trainer?
or tailer
Or snailer.
but they are just for loafers.
did he die?
5:24 a.m Showed up about an hour ago
Where from?
Ontario
To be more precise:
Caine Parisee
88 Walts Street
Welland, ON
L3V 8J3
Lol. You were faster
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay finally a place i can go to rape plpz!!!!
*yawns*
*googles Ontario*
I’m disappointed in you.
By the way. Good Morning afternoon or evening.
Why disappointed?
11:50 am. Soon afternoon.
G’morning Caine.
You don’t know where Ontario is.
Good morning × oè ىy faٍه × × ٍيهےه is a sىiLه ×× âuٍ ًههp iè ىy يهaےٍ × × i oèLy ٍےy × – Leilas’ eKitty
Well you know, I’m not a geographic talent. And I live on the other side of the world.
BTW you can call me cherry.
Well hello then Cherry.
And where do you live?
i google stuff i already know.
now about 7 pm.
I see Halifax and I are worlds apart.
Zurich. In Switzerland. You know it?
Yes in fact. I was there last year
Oh lol. You’ve enjoyed it?
really Caine? i thought nova scotia was close to ontario.
jking
Well i’m in the middle of you 2. I go 12 o’clock now. Going to eat. Cya in arround 1 hour.
@ Halifax: You confused me for a second. Then I laughed at my early morning stupidity (Haven’t slept in 27 hours)
@ Cherry: Very much so.
Goodbye Cherry.
I live in the oldest recorded town in Britain….go google !st answer gets a *squeeze
*waives shiney coin around*
you…are getting verrry sleepy…
Colchester
No I’m not. Silly Halifax.
colchester
HA I was first!!!
*squeeze* for Caine
*squeeze*Back
Awww Yeah.
I used to live in Thurrock. It has no redeeming qualities.
I like being awake early. It allows me to take place in the INTERESTING discussions. The ones that I participate in at around 10am my time are boring.
Lakeside definitly a minus point! SB
Did you hit the wrong reply button?
and when i post failblod is usually empty, but not t’nite i guess.
What is this Failblod you speak of?
whoops!
No, I was replying to Sponge Bettys quote about Thurrock!
Its okay. I only criticize people I don’t like on their grammar.
(I like you, don’t take that grammar Nazish comment seriously)
@ K@: Ok. I’m still really confused since its early morning for me.
Now if you will excuse me I am going for my morning swim. Be back in half an hour.
Lakeside is in Thurrock; Thurrock and Colchester are both in Essex.
and london is the capital. see, i know something!
Colchester was the capital, as Camulodunum in Roman times until it was burnt to the ground by Boudica in the Iceni rebellion 1st Century AD. OK now my brain hurts.
Guess who’s back.
Me?
I just swam Showered and made breakfast, So I’m awake now.
By the way:
MERRY CANADA DAY FOR ALL THE CANADIAN FAIL CREW OUT THERE!!
I’ve heard they’re the shit!
What?
LOL!
Would you like to have additional to your duck-brest some dog-meat?
Would you like some musturd with that?
Does it taste good?
It looks quite $h!tty, if you ask me… (not that you did).
*Hisashiburi Squeezes for all.*
Well, that sums it up for me…
In my opinion, Poo Ping is overrated.
Can you tell me why?
BTW g’morning czuhc
“Ohhh…why do you have to be so constipated? Yeah…yeah!”
-Weird Al
w00t Weird Al For The WIN!
Po(o)ping cuisine.
Double entendre c- must try harder!
This fail was funny but I will need another in an hour.
on a rather random note, has anyone heard of chin-chin’s chinese cuisine? if you know any japanese you might get it.
its a dog eat dog world!
Chin chin’s Chinese, huh? Could be a hell-vulva good time.
64 bytes from poo: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=0.030 ms
I thought I heard an echo.
its the ping from the poo
*squeeze!*
Sometimes it’s more of a dull thud than a ping.
*squeeze*
only sometimes? could be too much iron in the diet LOL
I don’t eat that much meat.
I always try to remember to remove the collars
Does that help when it comes out?
(just checking cos I have no clue what you just said, HAHAHAHA!)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Was referring to the sometime questionable meat source, not some sort of belt which stops me ….um….ok no!
What just happened. I’m so confuzzled.
its for the best, trust me
dog collars in the poo can cause pinging sounds when dropped
comes out with a woof huh!
like its chasing its tail
aww isn’t it cute when they curl uplike that!
hahahahahaha! LOL!
so cute! and warm!
Hahaha! I think I see where you mind was on that. Not sure I can erase the !mage now though.
Blaaarg
*waves B-bye*
bye J… I mean SB, see you soon x
I’d only be worried if it started to pong as well.
Now you’re talking balls.
Inspired by slow ping times on internet.
Maybe they were playing ping pong?
request timed out waiting for a response from the poo
I knew that fried rice tasted funny.
You thought the sweetcorn was meant to be there?
I didn’t know the pu-pu platter was literal. Congrats, BTW. You grossed me out on the corn thing.
heeheehee… I aim to *squeeze*
My aim’s a little off. I usually get it on the seat.
*squeeze* anyway
Men, tsk! Can never hit the hole, no matter how big it is!
…they even have issues with the Grand Canyon!
hehe! they don’t call me shure-shot for nothing…
when you’re a man the world is your toilet
i thought that applies for dogs.
I tried but it kept running away
the dog I mean
Are you sure it wasn’t the world Granny?
that would make toilet very tricky LOL!
the world is a dog’s toilet.
Toi let or not toi let. That is the question.
~ Will Hum, Shakes Pair *jigglejiggle*
Happens when I am drunk……well that is what it feels like anyway!
Round of applause for the Lady sponge….*curtseys*
*squeeze*
*squeeze* I bow to you’re ability to make grown people get queasy with just a few well placed words! I need to work on that!
I’ve taken many lessons from Granny. He’s the best!
You make me laugh so much and I swear I’ve learned a whole heap of disgusting urban phrases.
AW shucks!
Who is this Curt? And what does he see? I’ve always wondered.
Poo is full of vitamins and… ok I couldn’t even go on with the joke without puking. lol
and if you puke, you poo less
Puke vertically and swallow again. You can have the fun of puking AND the joy of pooing.
Is this a different spin on an aisle three clean up?
double the taste, half the calories
Sounds like a Disney World attraction to me.
naw…disney world has no rides intense enough for many people to actually puke.
chews your pooch
Shitzu please.
how about a miniature scheiser?
maybe I would be happier with a cocker spaniel!
I’m going with a poodle.
or a poopy of any kind!
Do you have room to let it run loose?
Man’ure funny this morning.
Just loafing around, as usual.
yep- and ammonia kidding!
Urine good form as well, k@!
Urea lly flatter me too much!
Not at all. You’re a whizz at this.
I must just be human waste in my job then?
*just pee ping in y’all*
*icu*
*hides face with leaf*
It’s all those sh!take mushrooms they add to the food.
G’morning granny!
Morning Cherry and K@!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*squeezydaisies*
Morning all, *gets his coffee*
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze*
*purrs, is also another kitty of Leila’s**rubs against Cherry, purring in a friendly manner and extends sleek black paw in friendship*
Mr Cuddles is powering the Sports Reporter Fail on the vote page. Wheee!
Just sayin’
how does he do that?
It takes duct tape, iodine, and ostriches. Lots of ostriches.
You forgot the lone root vegetable.
but there are at least 3
chop it up with an axe, put it all in a bag, and throw it down the stairs, that’s how you make Thai food
fry it in grease. that is how you make American food.
wrestle it from wild animals and burn it on a fire, that’s how you make south african food
Take all the best bits, throw them in the bin and put the rest in the oven on as high a setting as possible. Then it’s English.
soak it in maple syrup. then its Canadian
Add mayonnaise to make it Belgium.
put it on a stick, then its AWESOME
HAHAHAHA!
Remove all but the meat, and keep being awesome.
ref WIN :>)
Braai innit!
Take all the taste from it….British Cuisine
I think you said what I said but in far less words! HAHA
*snork*
but you did mention the BCB’s- burnt crunchy bits!
My mother in law serves up dinner, then asks what you want.
*roffles*
Sounds familiar.
the Brits sure know how to make a good breakfast though
That we do! Nothing like a big curly Cumberland sausage penetrating your egg.
specially when its black pudding time of the month
You been on the hash browns again Granny?
Ok who has been eating my mushrooms, they are the best bit!
blame mario
yes, when I have asstretch I usually use duct tape to prevent splitting, the iodine really helps too
’specially for hamsters.
do you remember a website, or a legend thereof called hamsterducttape dot com?
I searched for it a few years ago, but found nothing
Rings a bell- possibly in that part of the mind I don’t visit often…..for a good reason!
it visits me
Granny….it may even scare you! (a bit)
no doubt
HAHAHA! I would really like to peek inside your head!
EEEK!
*runs away*
Pause the vid about 4 seconds or so from the end. You’ll see.
I did, but did he edit that in himself?
No, it’s something the Blog people do. Match a random comment to a fail submission.
Actually GCF, I’d love to see one of your comments on one. HAHAHA!
and yours!
hahahaha
Submitted by Anne Robinson?
*winks*
haaaa shitty wok!
No! Not the shitty shrimp!
Can I get one wok türd? With crappy chicken?
Cashier: You want some fartnuggets with that?
KFC?
1 medium poopshake, large drench fries with extra diarrheasauce, and 2 shitrolls.
what are shit-trolls? no actually, please do not explain, i don’t want to know.
It’s like a Pooptart, only more expensive and comes with a cream dressing.
that’s usually what happens to me after I eat Thai.
This ain’t that funny… I guess this is failblog’s ownage.
Anyhow I am new here so cheers everyone and I’m looking forward for more funny fails =]
LOLOLOLOL PIXLS!
If asdf is new I’m also a newbie. So hi! Nice blog!
Hello Newbies.
eh-oh!
Poop win!
What about BMWs?
Shadows.. Teh BMWs are fake.
Eh?
Hiho.
Morning cherry.
MERRY CANADA DAY!
You mean happy party on Canada Day. Caine.
Possibly the worst Photoshop job ever, that’s the real fail here.
Someone should Photoshop your face so you can stop scaring little children.
ZING!
Not a fail. The owners just want you to know what happens after you eat there.
no thanks. im going to dominoes.
Actually Poo in Thai means Crab and Ping is a spicy BBQ sauce. If any of you internet junkies get out and travel may I suggest going to Soi Convent in the Silom district of Bangkok. After 10pm there’s a fat guy on the corner selling Moo Ping (Pork) and its the best in the world. The mans name is Pee Uan (Mr Fat)
No. Supposedly Poo Ping should rather be the name of a famous place in Thailand (ภูพิงค์)
This fail is in my hometown. (Or, at least, it was. It closed down finally, but it was there for years.)
I wish I were kidding.
Holy carp, there was one by this name in my town too. I wonder if it’s a coincidence, a chain, or if we just live close to each other.
La Crescenta/Tujunga area?
If there’s more than one of these out there, I’m incredibly depressed.
This looks like the sign from Tujunga. My friends used to live near there, but they never had the courage to eat there!
I always wanted to take a photo of this place. But now it’s closed.
Shit happens
What an appropriate name for a Thai restaurant.
Or is it Chinese? :O
I think that’s a WIN.
I live near this restaurant…It’s in sunland/tujunga CA.
I remember seeing that on The Tonight Show’s Headlines several years ago.
I saw the same restaurant! My friend took a picture of the sign and submitted it to The Tonight Show. Dunno if it ever made it on.
Just by the way “Poo” means “crab” in Thai, and “Ping” means “roasted”. So they tried to name the restaurant roasted crab but well ya that didn’t work out in English I guess.
This used to be in Tujunga, CA. It had been closed for years and they finally took down the sign. I always wanted to get a picture of it but kept forgetting. Now I have one, thanks failblog!
THIS IS RIGHT BY MY HOUSE!!
ITS ON FOOTHILL, IN TUJUNGA CALIFORNIA HAHHAHAHA
by the way they took this thing down a couple months ago D:
Accurate name win.
I Agree With Granny, and Can You Do IT At That Place?
POOPING!
THAI CHINESE CUISINE!
Oh, wow, that’s a few blocks up the street from me… It went out of business many years ago, and they never took down the sign.
i think the name is a warning