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Why is this a common fail?
I salute JasonK for not firsting
I can’t fault you for doing that, andreas.
Haha, you’re getting all tectonic on him!
I dont think that was his fault
That’s a shaky statement there, Tech Law.
Where were you when the universe needed imploding BFF?
Well, he certainly wasn’t quaking up a pun run, Leila!
Meh. We can wait for the next big one.
(get it? get it?? “the next big one”!)
*buried in CA*
*TOTALLY gets it*
I do know my boss can kiss my ash right now.
Mine can’t – HE’S NOT HERE!
Are you getting so mad at him that you’re about to erupt?
*big squeeze*
I’m just sick of him spewing profanities all the time.
Oh, and *smoky squeeze*
Wow, velvet, you’re smouldering!
I lava my boss… NOT.
He really thinks he’s hot stuff, too. Kisses on all the ladies here all time. Blech.
You need to get out of the offissure going mad
(sorry there was no punctuation but it couldn’t have worked if there was)
(You really do need to get out of the office. You’re going mad)
(don’t worry, we understood the flow of it!)
Thank you Adam for explaining it to those of us who are mentally challenged.
.
*gives Brewski the raspberry, which doesn’t work due to his life challenged issue*
(Grand Finalé time…)
♫ Shake shake shake… ♫
♫ Shake shake shake… ♫
♫ Shake your bootie! ♫
♫ Shake your boooootie! ♫
*total nesting failure*
*cries with head in bukkit*
Seis matters.
I thought it was low frequency gyrations?
Do you like this shirt, it’s New. Madras is nice, right?
It goes well with that ring of fire red rubies you have on.
I think ZA is going through Richter mortis again…
I fixed the entrance to ZA’s cemetery. It was about time he had a propagate.
*covers in crome plating*
Now it looks tectonic!
*throws ‘h’ up into chrome*
(y)ep..i..centers off.
Reverb(erate)s jules’ comment. Now it is tectonic.
*claws from grave*
*drags stereo with him*
*plays some rock ‘n’ roll*
*shakes his booty*
*quakes in anticipation of what’s next*
*faults himself back into the ground*
*stereo collapses in on top of him*
GREAT!!!!
*goes off to her corner without cracking a joke*
Why must you always be the richter of a pun run?
*squeeze*
She’ll be back after the shock wears off.
I’m not sure. I think she has been subducted.
The magnitude of her offence wasn’t that great.
She’s just fissuring for compliments!
Now that you mention it, I am feeling a little shaky today. Maybe it’s the coffee.
POOP
She does have alot of stuff on her plate.
Dunno. I am indeed always at fault.
did he die?
BF! Nice to see you! Let’s dance!
♪I feel the earth move, under my feet♫
All this blame floating around has me quaking in my boots.
I shudder at the thought that we’re gonna run out of earthly puns soon
Running out of anything makes me tremble.
Really? You seem quite content with running out of life to be undead.
You have no idea what that transition was like – but you will. Someday.
I look forward to it with both fear and eagerness.
We should thank the starters of this run. San(s) Andreas and Brewski, we wouldn’t have had this fun!
*Waves*
I missed the earthquake seismantics?
*Jumps in de line rocks his body in time*
I think his plate is full
… and not fisting too.
is that possible…a human being not “firsting”?
Because so many people keep attempting to do things they can’t?
Like me attempting to keep my pants on?
*way-belated squeeze!*
*squeeze*
This is actually the second time replying to you, my last one vanished. I believe due to my capricious computer.
But, yes, like that!
*bear hugs Brewski, carefully*
Bah, nobody’s perfect.
I think bearly has bear-hugs down to a science.
Seek out any good beers lately Jimbo??
I had an Ommegang Hennepin yesterday. One of my faves. It’s brewed in upstate New York, they’re owned by Duvel.
I like any beer with a name I’ll massacre when I’m drunk.
“Whatta ya’ drinkin’?”
“An Ommegagannaga, er, and Omggnagngggrif, er, well, beer.”
I haven’t tried anything new in awhile. I’m planning a beer tasting soon though. Everybody brings something weird that they’ve never tried.
I’ve held those before. Pretty fun, we did blind tastings. One person brought a mass-produced crappy lager once, but didn’t get away with it.
We have a store here that specializes in weird things to eat and drink, so we can almost always find something we haven’t heard of. My favorite name is Old Slug. It’s a Scottish beer with a pic of a slug with a monocle and a handlebar mustache.
Ha, I haven’t heard of that one.
We have a mega store near Boston that has the most insane beer selection I’ve ever seen anywhere. Check out their inventory list, it’s on the web:
juliosliquors.com/search.php
I think that’s only partial though, because they have way more beers than I see on the list.
The we have here is Jungle Jim’s, which I’m sure has a website. They don’t specialize in beer, but they do have a ridiculous selection.
In a parallel universe, I’d become quite fond of Stone Porter which is brewed in San Diego CA. Expensive, but very tasty. When your doc only allows one beer a week, you make the phuqer count!
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Of course this brew fails the Jimbo test. Just my luck.
I’m sure I could get drunk enough to screw up that name too, don’t worry. I just might have to taste test it very energetically for a couple hours.
*giggles*
*googles*
*gargles*
*goggles*
*gaggles*
*gooses*
Tee Hee!!!
eeeek
*goobers*
*gobble, gobble*
CHEESECAKE!!
*glorious gustatory goo…*
gobble gobble!
*squeeze*
Nice to see you, even if briefly, Dragon!
Did you get my email? Hoping you could forward an email address for troll patrol?
Head Cheese!!
Gloppy gelatinous goop!
*Ganders*
*Leans in close*
*gaffles a kiss*
*gooses (again)*
SMOOCH!
*gambles for another*
*Hopes the house wins*
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Won’t that stunt his growth as well?
I think that’s gonna leave Mark reconsidering a gymnastics career…
Family is out of the question too. It’s not like he can reproduce after that.
I think he just opt’ed out of the gene pool.
Darwin at work!
No loss.
I’d argue that after setting yourself up like that you aren’t supposed to reproduce anyway.
*lands unsteadily and wiggles arms*
Ta-daa!
*clap clap clap*
Needs work…
He collapsed the horse.
*double squeeze*
Admiral! *squeeze*
He was bound to stirrup trouble with all that horsing around.
*double squeeze*
Why do I always get saddled with the blame?
Because you never know when to rein it in!
*peeks to see if Brewski’s enthusiasm is unbridled.*
Yes, I had barely mounted the blog today when Bearly dismounted my pants.
She took your pants off right out of the gait? You canter let her get away with that.
It would have been even worse if I had the trots.
Now that’s a horse of a different colo(u)r!!
*Shrug*
Everyone was chomping at the bit to get naked. I couldn’t let Brewski miss out on the fun.
Yeah, I guess I have to admit, I do like to go whinny-dipping.
You’re a good neighbor, Brewski.
Yeah, that’s the mane thing to remember.
That’s a tail if I ever herd one.
I hurt my hand today. Now my clap goes clip clop.
I would not want to be in your shoes.
That does sound a bit off Emp.
Well it is what I get for horsing around.
Emp, are you off your feed?
If that is what you want to colic.
I stablized my paper cut and am now resting at home after a long shift at work. Felt like a pack-mule by the end of the day.
Seems to me he is reining in the competition.
Everyone!! Just saddle down.
my girth gets in the way though
*sulks*
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve herd that.
You’d hoof it right to the bank and put it in a savings account?
Right out of the gate, he’d better trot her over there. Hmm, my back could use a stretch.
Meh, not so good…
You just need to harness your inner pun Neener.
At these interest rates, even if you leave it compound furlong time you won’t save enough for retirement.
Ooh, it’s my brainy stud!
*POUNCE!!*
We make a great team.
*finds splendo(u)rs in the grass*
And the Russian judge gives you only a 6.5 on the landing.
Better than the French judge, he gave you a sneer and a croissant….
Better then the taco from the Spanish judge
I am so confused about you.
Why for?
do you know how to make smileys?
yes but I like the text ones
k
I, C
U R
T V?
Lookie – no truck!
It crashed into the bridge attached to the building causing the floor to wobble. That’s why the trick went wrong.
Did it die?
.
*really couldn’t help that one*
The bridge, the building or the truck?
If the floor was wobbling with tears, I would guess the bridge.
“Did it die?”
“The bridge, the building or the truck?”
.
Yes.
But, there was a ball bearing failure.
I usually have to read your posts 3 times before I catch every pun and reference (if I’m lucky). This one was a triple, if I’m not mistaken. A butt bearing down on a ball, and causing a fail. How in hell do you always come up with these?
He’s really, really smart.
I think I learned more English from AA than from my high school teachers. I have no idea how he does it.
I have to admit, most of them go straight over my head. Of course my brain doesn’t work the way it used to.
*happily smooches her most brilliant Admiral*
Ah, jeez…thanks guys!
*SQUEEZES!*
*orbits and smooches my slightly brighter costar*
PFFFT!!
That’s a very sweet compliment, sweetie, but really–I don’t mind being eclipsed by you in the brains department.
I wouldn’t mind, either, if I thought it was true. I’ll take umbrage with anyone that professes otherwise.
The stars above us govern our conditions.
*Squeezes ya both*
You’d have won a medal, but the Polish judge hosed ya…
Well at this rate I don’t know if any judge was nice to you…. Russian, French, Spanish and Polish all seem unimpressed.
This is why I pursued a career being made into shamwows and marshmallows instead.
I’m not sure if that is a great alternative. Shamwows don’t really work and marshmellows get hung out over fires.
See, I get wet as a shamwow, then dried as a marshmallow. Perfick.
But the shamwow is supposed to be for drying :-\
It absorbs the wetness, not magics it away.
So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong! I placed mine next to a puddle and it did nothing, so I was about to take it back to the shop.
Shamwow’s suck, but they don’t suck that hard.
*sucks shamwow*
oh……I so should not have done that
*rolls over and goes to sleep*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Moomin?
*pokes*
errr shall we never speak of this again?
tsk tsk k@! What have you done to Moomin?
erm… well… errr
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
I just wanted to see what he tasted like
I don’t think he minded…
Did you get a mouthful of Marshmallow fluff?
Khaaaan! Someone was asking about you just yesterday!
Really!? *squeeze* It had to be Avis. She likes screaming my name.
Actually, it was Marius, in “mask demonstration fail”. I’d post a linkie, but it won’t necessarily get thru moderation.
And – good to see you.
*shudders, shakes his fist and screams at the top of his lungs to the sky*
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
…
Sorry, we needed that.
Marius’s ref to the bell ringer fail is a WIN. Sammy’s explanation for my disappearance is even more WIN.
*looks left, looks right… masturbates*
Good to be back.
Your comment on that fail is one of my favorites.
*Covers Khan with tarp*
YAY 1ST COMMENT, lol funny!
These never end well!
well these end never!
Can we say crunchy nuts?
Crunched by now.
Or maybe Cotton Balls?
*Makes brief appearance during break*
*caution, may contain nut fragments*
I’d cotton to that.
Maybe he should consider being a boxer instead…
He’d just throw in the towel.
…and fabric(ate) a story.
I am in.
ok maybe not
Congrats Mal on powering a wonderful fail!
*confettis*
More power to the bored paralegals of the world! We love ya Mal!
Woot!
*tosses more confetti*
Whhhhheeeeeee!
Quick! Someone email Mal! He may not see this until tomorrow!
Yay Mal!
*tosses legal briefs at Mal*
*shreds legal briefs into confetti*
*throws confetti at Mal*
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Huh? No, I’m congratulating you on powering the fail!
Whose briefs are those??
Could be anyone’s. It’s commando Thursday, after all.
w00t!
*squeezes Boobie*
I love doing that! Tee hee!
HEY!!!
That was MY boobie!!
Anybody seen my briefs?
I think they are wrapped up in litigation.
I object!!!
Sustained.
I move for a minibar… I mean a sidebar.
Overruled.
*wheels in a maxibar*
Prosecute that bar…
You might have to take that up with the small claims court.
*Steals bar*
Does the fact that it is a maxabar make it grand theft?
Nah, it’s your own auto-bar from the other day. Good thing, too – I’d hate for you to get busted for Grand Theft AutoBar.
Larceny- the bar is gone..
My briefs aren’t legal, so fortunately those weren’t mine he tossed.
Vodka cranberry, lotsa ice for me please!
*isn’t a gangster, but plays one in Grand Theft Autobar!*
.
Did somebody say milkshake?
*stands next to Dragon, turns head and cuffs*
I need a drink, too. I got a frog in my throat, and I think he’s going a-courtin’.
Open up.
I think you might need a cross examination.
You’re not my solicitor.
The results are inadmissible though.
*solicitously examines the Admiral’s throat*
It looks like a habeas corpuscle to me. You’ll be just fine.
*smooches froggy throat, needs no princely reward*
The jury is still out on that.
*hangs the jury*
*writes DW a ticket for illegal briefs*
Is there a lawyer in here? I need representation.
Being a bit judgmental today?
That doesn’t display real (juris)prudence.
Leila, you may want to make an appeal quickly.
I would like to file a motion for an appeal if it would displease the court.
DENIED!!!
*stamps “GUILTY” on Leila’s forehead*
*snork*
I remember Leila’s head stamping days!
Ummmm…. wait..
?
*checks calender*
It says Wednesday here.
Holy Crap….your calendar talks???
Yes!
By calendar I mean guy in next cube over and by says I mean throw a pen at and ask him what day it is.
Same here. Maybe Ms B accidenty the TARDIS.
Nope…Ms B didn’t accidenty. For some of us, today is
Thursday and tomorrow is Friday.
*Goes Commando*
Really?! Now that is amazing. Where do you live?
It’s my Friday today and others are having Fridays tomorrow … so we deemed it Thursday today and therefore everyone goes commando.
*tosses undies aside*
In my own little world…but that’s beside the point.
Saturday is a holiday for the US so most of us are off
on Friday which makes Thursday- Friday, and Today-Thursday.
*gets all green and jealous*
*doesn’t get an extra day off*
*gets hosed instead*
I keep forgetting that Friday is a holiday.
♪ I dont work today
or the next 3 days so lets celebrate
cuz its a holiday I dont work today
naw pardon me as I celebrate ♪
But…um..
*wanders off grumbling about Brewski starting it*
Since when did we deem listening to Brewski was a good idea?
:p
Since we learned we could blame him for it.
But Brewski’s my hero! He’s shown me all the neat-o ways to lose my clothes!
Ah, the old, the devil made me do it argument. Classic.
*looks a Ms B*
What clothes?
Is anybody still wearing clothes today? Even I’m just wearing the blue right now….
DAMMIT!! Not again!
*stomps off to find clothes*
*giggles from the adjoining room, hiding with everyone’s clothes*
*pulls out a box of bandaids*
The group?
So, we’re celebrating without the man of the hour and making a mess of this place with confetti. Something doesn’t sound right. Where’s the champagne?
Say, did anybody invite Mal?
Oh gawd!!!!
*looks at the invite on her desk*
DAMNIT!!! BFF was supposed to deliver this to him.
*panick ensues*
ACK!!!!
Relax, I’m on it.
.
*grabs invite*
*dives underground, finding a shortcut to BFF*
*delivers invite to his secretary*
*stresses the importance of him getting it*
*hopes he didn’t scare the secretary*
Man…you are a lifesaver which is ironic since you are the undead and all…
*squeeze*
*cleans ZA goo on clothes with shamwow*
He got it!! Mal made a grand entrance way down there! VVV
Is he seizing the day?
*goes into convulsions of laughter*
Ooooh! My favorite tonic has arrived!
*imbibes*
My absence is never permanent.
*seizes and smooches*
… or will he die regretting the time he lost?
Right for his jewels!
Yay Mal!!!
I just had some really bad sympathy pain. The boys and I thank you for this one Mal.
I cringed too as soon as I saw it coming.
I did not. It helps not have balls.
*sneaks in*
*inserts a “to” into the above comment*
*sneaks back out*
Oh…
TY nighshayde! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Warning: I will likely be extra-aware of grammar & spelling today. I’m proofreading a large brochure, riddled with grammatical errors. *sigh*
I am so glad you is here. I defnitly have had been with ishues. of typing the werds.
*twitches violently*
*faints*
*gives nightshade a aspirin and calls an ambulance*
I hope it was only a mild stroke.
I’m amused to hear that that is your job, considering you came here from ICHC! It just makes me giggle!
*giggles*
I bet you she changes all the ‘the’ to read ‘teh’ and ‘I’ to ‘Ai’. I can’t list all of them.
We often “correct” ourselves, but we don’t correct others. Sometimes we point out unintentionally funny misspellings in others’ posts & sometimes those misspellings become part of the accepted vernacular. I think that’s how we came up with sordid chocolates (assorted chocolates –> sordid choklit).
My very favorite ICHC unintentional misspelling occurred in the comments for a toilet-related LOL. A discussion of, um, male “sprinkling” ensued and one woman asked: “is it rilly dat hard fur the menses to hit teh target?”
I laughed so hard I injured my spleen.
Ye gods, woman, you are hard on your internal organs, aren’t you?? :p
Hah, priceless!
*hands LCB a gut wrench for future repairs*
Thanks, Admiral!
*puts gut wrench in chest*
You’re full of cagey ideas, LCB.
I’m glad you could shed some light on me.
I had you pegged as someone I wanted to hang around with right from the start.
I, by way of reciprocating, saw merit in you, too.
I enjoy the freemasonry of other clever Failbloggers, but sometimes we have trouble with trowels.
It’s actually quite relaxing to play over there (though I still twitch about some grammar) — I can just toss up my paws and let all the spelling go.
There are actually a few proofreaders and writers who post over there. Looking at the language in a whole new way can be a lot of fun.
Yeah, it’s still surprisingly rule-based, isn’t it? Kind of like ebonics, which I didn’t know until one of my college classes really looked at it. You could, if you chose to, write an ebonics grammar book. Kinda cool.
Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.
I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Ok, who parked in the red zone?
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Riddled? Hmm … Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get its baster back from LCB and Brewski?
Would the turkey really want it after that?
That thing cost a mint. You can’t expect a cold turkey to quit.
You can lead a turkey to water, but you can’t drown ‘em because it’s against the law.
Oh wait – that’s employees.
Same difference, actually.
I’m sure glad I don’t work in your office, WN.
*RIGL*
*looks around, runs*
*snork*
They should have quit before they started. Congrats Malicite!!!!!
Woo Mal! Well done.
♫ Papa oooh, Mal MAL! ♫ (big YAY!!)
I wonder if Mal ever considered that people would shorten his name to the French word for “bad”.
♫ Because I’m Mal! I’m Mal! You know it!! ♫
*moonwalks*
Shamone!
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Hey, you’re not bad at that. Look me up when you die, I wanna make you part of the hoard.
*does Thriller moves*
Were you in the music video, ZA?
Second zombie on the right – and straight on till moan!
Warped Peter Pan reference …. most excellent, ZA!
I never understood that video. You can just imagine the person coming up with the idea: “Hey! I know! We can dance around in a parking garage!”
And what about old Peter Gabriel videos? Claymation on drugs.
*experiences flashback*
.
Dude, that was so like … totally … DUDE!
Reminds me of those baroque early 80s videos. (Vienna by Ultravox etc.)
“What’s so exciting about that?”
“Ok, what if we dressed like the undead and danced thusly?”
…
*a legend is born … via E section*
I forget. Thats the one with their bare hands, right?
Right, requiring an epidural. Well, not requiring per-se, but … yeah, you’ll want one.
Talk about a crotch shot…
Hey ‘lest He took it like a man.
He had a brief poo ping and panicked.
That did not look good from the start. Who thought that was a good idea.
Definitely not the guy on the bottom.
Everyone who now gets to enjoy this on failblog thinks all stupid things done in front of cameras are good ideas.
At least nobody said it was a Photoshop
yet…..
L00k @ the pixels!!!one!!!!!
ticks off that one then! *snickers*
It proves that exercise is bad for you.
That’s why I refuse to do it.
12-oz curls keep me fit and trim!
Ooooooooooh!!!!
*admires Brewski’s fit and trim physique*
*drools on his head*
I really need to find my pants…
*hides Brewski’s pants in filing cabinet*
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No you don’t. It’s too hot outside and I like looking at your legs.
*squeeze velvet*
I am glad you are here. Take Brewski. He is hard to handle.
*squeeze*
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I’ll handle brewski any time!
Not that I’d put up a fight…
Dammit Brewski! You have to. Just once.
A little cat-n-mouse here and there. That’s the ticket!
Can’t catch me, can’t catch me!!
*runs in place*
Way to play hard to get Brew! *gives him thumbs up*
Can’t touch this!
*Does the M.C. Hammer slide*
*pounce*
.
*nibble*
.
*lets brewski run free – for a little bit*
*pounces bearly and leila*
Noogies!
Noooo!
*Squirms a little*
You messed my coiffure!!!
*pounces Brewski and pinches his a$$*
You asked for it.
*pounces and catches Velvet and Brewski… squeeeze*
*Drags all into the convertible, eyes the big red button on the dash*
Hey all. Brewski, since I didn’t get to ya on the last fail, the covertible is good, but there’s this new red button. Guess we will find out what it does.
*hits the button*
Oooh, you don’t mess with Texas! Get him, Leila!
*Pins Brewski so that Leila can get a good hold on him*
Good gosh! What a crowded convertible!
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*pinches every butt cheek in reach (except own)*
No, no. He CAN mess with TX. I’m not loyal to this place but now that you are holding him…
*gives Brewski biggest tickle ever*
WOAH!!! Turbo boost, Kit!!
Nice rod, Aiki!
I mean, the car.
Mm-hm. Sure you do. :p
Just be careful not to manhandle him, I don’t think he likes that.
Would you really say that?
Be careful with his manhandle.
That’s an issue I don’t think any of us have considered. We’d better figure it out, though – Dr. LCB gave him a due date of Friday!
Oh…we don’t know where Brewski’s baby is coming out of. I don’t even want to know how mine came out.
No, I think you are confusing that with the manhole.
That will be a tough nut to crack.
I guess for a man it would be like peeing a watermelon. I would like to watch.
*buys ticket for front row seat to Brewski’s impending delivery*
Yowchies! I sure hope he’s scheduled an epidural.
Did somone say watermelon?
*walks in with a large wooden mallet*
*consults medical notes and medical calendar*
Erm, yes, Friday. But seeing as how
Dr. LCB has a golf datemany U.S. Americans have that day off and might then be unable to participate in this miraculous event, we might try to induce labor a day early. That would make it… *takes out medical calculator, tappity tappity* … tomorrow.EEEK!!
I don’t even have the nursery decorated yet!!
You do have the option of remaining pregnant for an additional week.
Your choice.
It’s okay Brewski. I’ll stay with you no matter what.
It’s ok, Brewski. If you’re ready for this, we’ll have the night shift paint the nursery for you. I hope you don’t mind pawprints as your primary decorating theme.
*buys a ticket for the eighth row — safely out of the splash zone*
Do we know yet what
speciesthe baby is?LCB, he gets to choose?
*totally doesn’t get this pregnant man thing*
Dr. LCB is pro-choice.
Nut-Cracker.
eeeeepon!
*is experiencing major technical difficulties*
Computer even sssssslllllloooooowwwweeeerrrr than usual.
As in pages just not loading.
Must be heavy traffic from the truck hitting the bridge?
But…but… there wasn’t a truck hitting a bridge this time!!
My computers whims seem to be subject to the weather. I don’t really understand it.
I’ve had trouble with loading this page this moanin as well Avis. The blog and ads load, but the vid won’t play. Probably an issue at Youtube or something.
If you are at work they maybe be “throttling” particular websites. Such as personal email or videos or blogs. Just making it much slower download speeds.
I am at home. My computer is slow, but not as slow as it has been today. Godot (what I’ve figured the “G” in iBook G4 stands for) works sometimes and stalls others.
Well there is your problem… you have MAC :-p
*eyes TL disdainfully*
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Officially as a mindless zombie, I’m supposed to show support for the winblows platform. Give up control and be ruled from Redmond! Being a master of your domain is overrated, let someone else take responsibility!
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Personally, without walls and ceilings who needs windows or gates?
It didn’t have these problems before! AND It doesn’t get viruses!
Is there a hidden process running and lowering your speed?
*Applications -> Utilities -> Activity Monitor*
*just in case …*
I really don’t know, the guy at the apple store didn’t seem to either. Of course when I brought Godot in, he worked just fine for the tech. It’s been suggested I buy more memory and Upgrade my operating system. The tech was the one who put FireFox in and with FireFox I can’t access FailBlog. But with Safari I can’t use the “contact us” links anywhere. Grrrrrrrr!
If you’re memory starved, keep as few applications running concurrently as possible. I mean quit applications instead of just closing the window with the enticing red button. That might help a little.
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Dunno about the contact us links, that just looks like a standard form at first glance and should work.
Unless her OS isn’t launching Mail for those kinds.
Then too, maybe it’s a really old version of Safari.
It’s not that their link isn’t working, it’s my machine. I also can’t access my own e-mail unless I use FireFox. It is an older computer. And all the apps are original, save one or two.
Currently running Safari and that’s it. Still sssslllloooowww. I don’t like messing with it unless someone is standing right next to me telling me what I should do.
Offhand it sounds like upgrade time. Hard to tell without knowing software versions. I’m guessing these things used to work and now don’t?
I didn’t think this site was that demanding, but I admit I’m running a Core2Duo powered mini with 2 GB RAM. The link took me to a form page and didn’t fire up mail at all – they must be running some scripts that’s crippling Avis. I’m to lazy to check right now, I’m trying to avoid doing any work.
PC rules and Mac drools.
*nix rules, winblows drools. Don’t believe me? Look up WGA, the M$ kill switch that isn’t included in a REAL operating system. Look up the registry, an abomination if there ever was one. Look up how many viruses and worms there are for *nix OS’s and compare that figure to the number of viruses and worms for winblows.
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Without walls and ceilings, who needs windows or gates?
Samuel Beckett FTW!!!
It’s my standard joke concerning my computer. And I am something of a nerd.
I thought it was a clever joke.
Thank you! The first time I made the joke to my mother she just rolled her eyes. She can be quite a critic.
I liked it too!
*doubtful – I would be the one doing the throttling!*
Mine just sits there, refusing to finish loading those last two “items”. And I get the little spinning beach ball instead of a cursor. Ironically after b!tch!ng about my computer it does what it’s supposed to.
I’m running Firefox at work (long story), but it acted similarly at first. I actually quit FF and restarted it out of curiosity and it started acting better, but that might have been luck.
Gadot, FireFox and FailBlog do not mix too well. I blame Gadot.
I prefer chrome.
I don’t even know what that is, other than the stuff you see on cars and motorcycles. Oh, and furniture and faucets.
Ah. Google chrome is an independent internet browser. One of its perks is incognito mode (doesn’t store browsing info at all) and that any tab is run as a separate process, allowing for faster browser loading and better control in the event of a page freeze.
The paranoid side of me has reservations about trusting Google with my entire internet experience.
I thought I was the only one! Especially after they had such HUGE EULA issues right from the start. *Shudders a little*
Is Chrome free?
Yes. Get it from Google.
What flavor of OS X are you running. I’ve found that having multiple windows of video open will slow it a lot.
Not a clue. I turn it on, I click on the applications I want to use, and that’s about it. Hell, I’m proud I know how to change my wallpaper! The day I figured out how to turn my screensavers into a slideshow I was thrilled!
Click on the apple logo at the top left. Thereunder is says “About This Mac”. Activate that and it will bring up a box that tells you which OS version and how much RAM you have.
The more RAM you have, the better. Period.
Every time I start doing stuff with my computer that I don’t really know what it is, I somehow make things worse. I’ll just suffer through until I go get the stuff I need. And have a tech-savvy friend right there with me to do what needs to be done. As a child I killed (accidenty) a few computers because I didn’t know what I was doing.
You can’t go wrong doing what I described above. It will have no effect on the computer whatsoever. Just shows the info, that’s all.
Mac’s aren’t quite that fragile, Avis.
*squeezes ZA very gently, avoiding the worms*
I have a clicky for you. It got eaten yesterday so I’ll try again now:
littlefivers.com/horror/ways-a-zombie-will-ruin-your-vacation/
(I moderate one of the other Little Fivers lists. If any of you guys wants to write for one or more Fiver — which you are all qualified to do from what I’ve seen here — write me at my name at gmail dot com)
Sweet – thanks!
*rigl*
*watches as Moomin is hefted to the top of the pyramid*
*takes a running leap and jumps*
*misses the landing but manages a SQUEEZE while flying by*
*bounces off the pommel horse, swings around the uneven bars and sticks the perfect landing on the tumble mats*
Ta-daaaaaa!
*clapping and whistling*
Encore, encore!
*claps & whistles*
Wow, I hope the audience didn’t pay for this.
I would pay for this.
Agreed.
That’ll be $30 dollars each please.
*eyes Quaz and fluffy*
*Sigh*
Fine…
*forks over $30*
WAIT!
This was a free event!
No…No…It’s not.
I think at the critical moment, he noticed a potato there and was distracted.
Damned potato!!!!!!
Rammed potato!
Steamed mash potato
Mashed Potato!!!
Bashed potato
Trashed potato.
Pastorate doth.
Er, toad hat stop.
Which means, According to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, He knows the secret to flying
Not really. He didn’t miss the ground so much as something got in his way – the other guys crotch in this case.
“Arthur quite forgot about hitting the ground, and didn’t.”
# Do be good
Don’t be bad #
BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That was his brain?!
Well, that’s how all men do their thinking. So, yes.
*hides from all men*
I resemble that!
Would you mind loosening your grip on my brain thanks.
*looks down*
Sorry Jules.
*high five*
New title? How much does it pay?
LOL! it was for fixing my computer yesterday, i was assisting the doctor.
Got it. I missed all that excitement.
Wait a second, are you calling me a gay zombie?
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*takes offense*
Are zombies allowed to be gay? Do zombies even have sex? Wouldn’t it be awkward with body parts constantly falling out of sockets and such?
I think I’m gonna be sick now!
I hear you Avis.
*glances and stares at technicolor*
My job here is done.
It has turned up as a naughty movie *shudders*
Oh for the love of … please tell me you’re kidding. Please?
No….no I’m not….I will say however I only heard about it from an aficionado on the subject of hard core!
Made me feel dirty….No offence
SUUUURREEEE you didn’t see it
*wink, wink*
lol jk
mais, oui!!! Stripper Zombies or Zombie Strippers yeah, I’ve heard of it, but never seen it.
But I must partake in the viewing of such cinematic mastery.
Links?
I had absolutely no wish to see it….. and am perfectly happy without the brain bleach it would have required!
Abstract, I’ve heard of it too and even saw a trailer.
*Rushes to video rental store*
*Sneaks to adult section*
Yes it does exist…..*shudders*
Send more perverts.
I watched that Jenna Jaimeson do things on those movies and I am still in shock. I don’t think I wanna see a zombie going at it.
Haha believe it or not, I’ve actually seen that movie. We had a horrible-horror-themed movie night once at college. That was quite the experience.
They meant to do that.
Of course!
*squeeze IUL*
What are you offering to drink today?
*is confused*
I was supposed to bring drinks? Maybe I should make a quick trip to the store.
Well, if you forgot then it’s ok. I am sure we have plenty here.
Hey everyone! lets talk swedish! Jag börjar! vad heter du?
Jag är en sk Nightshayde. Varför ska vi tala svenska?
För att alla söta kissar gör det ^^
oh kids…
I want to thank all of you for your support yesterday with my wet computer issue. I got home, and it turns out that it wasn’t anywhere near as wet as I’d thought. looks like it was just the outside of the case that got wet. pheeew!!
What’s this about you being wet?
*Wishes He was here yesterday*
*whip* don’t be naughty
Yes mistress.
Permission to lick heels mistress.
permission granted, you bad, bad man! *whip*
*licks heels*
mmm tastes like Stiletto
yummy leather!
Wow, that must have been some thread yesterday to get your computer wet!
*squeeze*
Great to hear, Nurse Abstract!
Good! Has your boyfriend chilled out, too?
I got home and he was reading and he hardly even reacted. he looked up at me when I came in and I asked with my sullen face, “how bad is it?”. He said it was fine, and we snuggled a little. I do tend to get myself worked up over nothing. I thought, i’d really wrecked it, i was talking to out IT guys about salvaging the hard drive, etc. but it’s cool.
Well, color me relieved!
I’m glad for you, Abstract!
*start body painting Bearly*
Wow, its the perfect shade! Thanks, Leila!
*Struts around proudly displaying fresh body paint*
*Sneaks an apostrophe into the previous comment*
*Whistles and continues to strut*
*lick* oooh,
, i thought you were an icecream, sorry
Sorry Bearly … I made it from chocolate paint.
Well, I could think of worse things to have all over me. Can I have a touch-up?
Yeah…we have to keep abstract away from you. *touches up Bearly’s exposed skin* At least she didn’t take a bite.
Thanks! I love it!
…dooo dee doo dee doo… *lick* scrumptious!!
damnt, still not an ice cream….. Leila, do you have any more of that paint? I’m going to the other side of the room so this doesn’t happen again…
sorry Bearly.
Need any help, abstract?
*licks Bearly*
Don’t worry; I can clean this up in no time.
*looks her up and down*
But it might take awhile.
*proceeds to start licking*
*begins humming to himself to pass the time*
I stop paying attention for a few minutes and I have a dominatrix, dog, and a beer licking chocolate off my body!
I love Failblog!
*Contented sigh*
YEEEEHOOO! *lick lick lick* yum!
*previous post was moderated, don’t know what word did it*
Just don’t bënd över near Judy.
Hehe! That tickles, abstract! Aiki, is there a reason I should be afraid of Judy, other than her affinity for gummi bears? That scares me enough on a regular basis!
Two words… ET Finger
(sorry, don’t have a link to the fail)
“A beer”?!
I don’t know if I should be offended, or pleased!
Hmmm… a good head, slightly bubbly but not overly effervescent, slightly sweet without being syrupy. I guess that’s okay.
*fails to mention pleasant in the mouth*
I am running out of chocolate body paint Bearly. I don’t know what else I can do for you.
Am I missing something Brewski? Earth to Brewski… snap out of it. Quit daydreaming.
@Leila – Let her go naked?
lolz, *squeeze* I love my failblog family!!
Sheesh! I wasn’t even here and I got blamed for something! I don’t even have that old E.T. finger anymore, aiki. *crosses fingers behind back*
And don’t be afraid of me, Bearly, I do like gummi bears, but only the fruit flavored ones. And you’re covered in chocolate. So, no worries.
*writes aiki’s name down in little book with today’s date next to it*
Anyone bending over wearing an animal avatar shouldn’t be worried about you, Judy.
Every time I come back to this thread it gets better and better!
Did you get all cleaned off, Bearly?
I hope Jules is okay…chocolate is toxic to dogs.
Yeah, after I was licked clean I came home and found some clothes. It’s just so hard to keep track of them around here, you know?
As for Jules, I think he’s done the whole licking-chocolate-off-a-woman thing before, if his earlier comments are any indication. I think he’s built up his tolerance.
*Squeeze to both of you*
*returns squeeze*
*presses Judy’s flowers against Bearly in big squeeze*
Here’s one for you too, Admiral!
*squeeze*
Good night, lovelies. I’ll see you in the morning.
I’m glad I scrolled down — I was about to ask about the computer.
Yay for happy endings!
*squeeze*
I believe that’s what k@ just gave the Moomin…
*sulks*
accident *grumbles*
Don’t be that way K@, moomin have needs too. I thought it was very kind of you to think of them. (Of course even moomin should be kind enough to return the favor.)
‘K
*sniff
*squeeze*
yeah, I’m glad, and oooh, sooo relieved!
Crouching Tiger Hitting Dragon Balls
*RIGL*
Hey Z.A., I think I killed some of your family members in Left 4 Dead.
No zombies were harmed in the making of this video game, but a great number of electrons were severely inconvenienced.
Oh electrons, we hardly knew thee.
I think Bruce Campbell aka Ash has harmed a lot of zombies.
*laughs*
You guys are awesome!
We prefer the term “special.”
You are special
You’re the only one just like you.
Hopefully this works – clickie! NSFA (Not Safe For Anyone)
*supah powah squeeze* malicite!
You specials are awesome! *squeeze*
You have some nerve showing up so late to your own party!
Please. He had to make an entrance somehow after you showed up with no pants!
Congrats again, Mal!
Mal, congratulations on the fail!!
*SQUEEZE*
I never got the invite!!!
That was Leila and BFFs responsibility!
Oh. Um, ZA took it to your secretary…. you may want to check to see that she’s still breathing, especially if she has a weak heart…
What?! But I, I-
*checks desk*
*notices for first time memo which reads “SEND INVITE TO MAL, ASAP, ON PAIN OF FOOMAGE”*
Oops.
*scurries into bunker*
Yes. Yes, you have. Look in your pocket.
I’m not wearing pants :/
*loves Thursdays on Wednesdays*
Feel free to frisk me for the invite then.
*raises arms knowing full well she is going commando too*
*frisks*
Hmm… no invite, we will have to take you down to the “station.”
*Yesss!!! the station!!*
BREWSKI, watch over here!!!
*starts to play hard to get*
No. NOT THE STATION. Please don’t. No. I don’t wanna go. Please don’t make me. Please take me. No.
*hopes it was convincing*
Noop. Completely transparent.
Not that this is a bad thing, mind you.
I am going to keep working on it then.
*drags Leila off*
*pictures a cartoon with caveman dragging a woman behind him*
*pictures what happens next*
Sorry, the mind wanders with all the nudity going on a day early.
*knows the caveman is taking her clubbing*
*slaps Starfish*
NUDITY!!?? Get your mind out of the gutter. No one is walking around nude here.
Nope! They’re all nekkid!
*looks down*
*looks @ WN looking down*
Oh … I am sorry Starfish. I guess I was wrong. Please forgive the slap.
It’s ok. I like, I mean, deserve it.
that ain’t even close to gymnastics .. but whatever
What is? I mean besides a stripper called Peppermint spinning upside down on a pole with here legs spread so she looks like a helicopter and shooting ping pong balls out of her whooha.
Now that would get me to watch the Olympics for sure.
China didn’t want to host the event. I wondered why till I saw their childre…er gymnasts.
Work for 30 mins and then there are 102 new comments.
…and still no avatar. Hmmm…
I have this cool red swirly thing over here
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You misspelled “generic”.
I love me a zombie with an awesome sense of humor.
Is an avatar mandatory?
Not that I am (under)wear of
It is not mandatory. It’s just nice to have.
You’re just going to have to give up that pesky job if you want to keep current with FailBlog.
so true, so true!
Me too. *sigh*
Hmm thats a bit off i guess its up here
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Doh….. nesting fail
Tech! I see you’ve lightened up a bit… a lot.
Right on, kid.
Is gymnastics man died?
Do you mean dead? I don’t think anyone has ever died from being nut crunched.
Tech … I get the feeling that you are a cool guy but don’t ever fall for a stupid question as the one you have just replied to.
Was an accidenty
You learn fast. I guess you’ve been watching for a while?
*creepy voice* I like to watch
*flees from creepy new dude*
*puts on British copper uniform*
*dons hat*
Right, sonny, you’re coming with me!
*drags Tech Law off to corner*
Was a joke forgot smiley face…
Prove it. Do a smiley.
:p
Ooops nose fell off. :-p
Careful the blog is like sugar/alcohol on your first time. You are taking too much in too quickly. Can only result in you spewing your earlier meal.
Michael Jackson?! Is that you?!
No i think MJ is in with the zombies now.
*isn’t impressed with Tech’s smiley*
Try something like this
But I like the text facesssssssssss
for Leila
It wouldn’t have been too early if the joke had been made on the 25th.
:AVIS: But MJ was a good person. He deserves to never be made fun of again.
:AVIS:
I’m not sure he was a good person. Do you really think that many people would make up stories that he was inapproriate with little boys? Its not just the boys saying it, its also some of his personal security team and others.
:AVIS: = snark
Just to make a small point here, Jesus (the one from the bible, not a troll) was a good person (according to the book) and we make fun of him. Being good doesn’t spare you from jokes.
Ms B, I think it’s supposed to convey sarcasm, actually.
I was though Avis. I don’t actually believe those statements. Seems instead of conveying sarcasm I made a sar-chasm.
PS tech. Only some people claimed things, Macaulay Culkin stayed with him. He had no issues, guess it had to do with the fact that he already has money.
Oops I read your sentence wrong. I thought you were saying something to the effect that I wasn’t being sarcastic. Sowwy.
Sorry! :AVIS: = sarcasm
Better?
Q: Why did MJ like 25 year olds?
A: Because there were 20 of them!
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OK, now that I’ve “committed my sin”, I feel compelled to point out the fact that he was found innocent of all pedophile charges in a court of law – twice. I’ll joke with the rest of them, but with the understanding it’s just a joke. Let’s not try to convict him again.
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Besides, he’s teaching us some killer new moves.
Emperor — it’s possible that he molested some boys but not Macaulay Culkin. I don’t think anyone ever claimed MJ molested all the boys who slept over at his house.
The fact that he was acquitted doesn’t mean that he was innocent — it just means that there was some level of doubt for at least some of the jury members.
Can you walk on water like Chauncey?
Just one, the Planters guy. It was tragic.
It was the red M&M with the lead pipe in the Billiard Room
I always knew he was up to no good!
This is painful on so many levels…
Is this really a fail, or is it just a routine event at the Keystone Kops Akademy? From what I could tell not one part of that stunt was destined to go right.
HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!
How is a Canada Day different from an Earth Day?
Because it’s Canada, of course.
*tips his toque in honor of Canada day*
More power to the Great White North!
Take off, eh?
It’s more Canadian and less Earthy.
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Happy Canada Day to all!
Odaadanagg means villlage pronounced Odanaga sounds like canada said fast.
Odaadanagg means heart of villlage pronounced Odanaga sounds like canada said fast.
Correction for above
It’s Canada Day eh?
I don’t know what I think aboooot that.
You know – I know a bunch of Canadians (do they come in bunches or is that a gaggle?) and none of them say eh?
For that matter I know some michiganers who say eh…
My family’s from Michigan – I think only Youpers say eh there, but people from Minnesota tend to say it, doncha know?
You bet’cha!
Wait, what? Canada has it’s own day?
*plucks the pesky apostrophe*
I think Canada is certainly big enough to have its own day.
Happy Canada Day to all the Canadian Failpeeps!
All together now!
♬ OOooooooooooh CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnadaaaaaaaaa….!!!! ♬
♪ All together now
(All together now)
All together now
(All together now)♫
(think Beatles)
The Canada song in Epcot, Canada (You’re a Lifetime Journey ,always gives me goosebumps:
♬Canada (Canada),
My Canada (mon Canada).
You’re a lifetime journey for the traveler (le voyageur).
Canada (Canada),
My Canada (mon Canada).
You’re a lifeline of wonder on this planet Earth (planète terre).
Canada,
You are far too vast and beautiful for words to ever really tell.
Canada,
Ten thousand dawn and sunsets I could see
And still not know you well.
J’ai suivi la trace de tes oiseaux de neiges dans les forêts.
J’atteins peu à peu ton coeur et je vois
Comme si comme l’enfant. ♬
We’re having lunch at Le Cellier in the Canada pavilion the day after our 10th anniversary (couldn’t get reservations for the night of our anniversary). We will definitely be hitting the movie there.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
(crescendo)
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
It never sounds as good the second time.
When was your first?
ayup, they don’t have an independence day like the US (07/04) because they are still governed by England and her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. They want to have a day to celebrate their country, too. No one likes to be left out.
Yup, we Brits do love our Commonwealth!
We aren’t still governed by England. Pshhh. No we passed a law in the Privy Council to have our own independence.
Really? Huh, that’s weird. I thought Canada was still part of the Commonwealth, along with Australia, and some other nations.
Nope, you signed over control back with Trudeau.
I had no idea. So why is Canada still included in the Commonwealth games?
Nothing more than tradition. It is hard to uninvite the cousin who has always been there.
Isn’t the British monarch still some sort of figurehead, though? I mean, I know some of the money has the Queen’s face on it…
Coins only Bills have Prime Ministers I believe.
Coins = money. So… is she still recognized in any way? Where are my neighbors to the north at, eh?
Ya she is, as tradition more than anything though.
did he die?
Dragon, you there? I asked you a question earlier…not sure if you saw it. (search on “gobble gobble”)
I’m here. (Mostly.)
Read and answered!
Ouch, thats gotta hurt.
Nope. Felt purdy good acshully.
Since today is Commando Day, does this mean that we’ll have the Cuddle Puddle tomorrow?
*looks hopeful*
Sure… um maybe. I’ll cuddle!
Why wait?
*cuddles NS and aiki*
Awwww. I feel so loved!
*cuddles IUL and NS*
*sneaks in for quick cuddle with IUL, aiki, NS, before hitting the highway*
Homeward-bound! I may need a snorkel, judging by the weather.
Bye for now!
Have a great night. See ya later!
*squeeze!*
Drive safe, Brewski!
If you haven’t already left, drive carefully!
If you have already left, I hope you’re driving carefully.
If you’re reading this after getting home, I’m guessing you drove carefully.
*squeeze*
If you’re reading this from the hospital, why didn’t you drive more carefully?
If you’re reading this from jail, why didn’t you put your pants back on first? 8)
More like if you’re reading this from jail, tell the guy behind you to drive carefully.
*snerk*
nightshayde, were you here for the day we combined Commando Day and the Cuddle Puddle?
*grins with fond memories*
Was I there?
*now feeling left out*
Yeah, so? I think I do that every time, don’t I? It doesn’t matter whether I try to be good or not!
Some of us have just given up.
You were there, but your pants weren’t. And parts of you were “left out.”
I’m not remembering this either…
You ladies may need to remind me of all the good parts.
failblog.org/2009/07/01/crazy-maze-fail/#comment-498727
Alas, I missed that. I’ve only been here for either two or three cuddle puddles — still quite the Failblog noob.
On a completely unrelated note, I will now grouse about the proofreading project I’m doing. On just one page, the writer is trying to tell people to go whale-watching while they’re out in the Cape of Good Hope (as if it’s actually a body of water), and that Fremantle is the capital of Western Australia. Charming – except that Fremantle is NOT actually the capital of Western Australia. Perth is.
I’m in H-E-double hockey sticks.
Mollie Sugden…RIP.
A wonderfully witty and experienced actress. She will be missed. Clickie for story.
Sidebar on your clicky reports Karl Malden’s death.
Wasn’t aware he was still alive, but sad all the same.
I saw that, too. He was nearly 100 years old!
And married for over seventy! Awesome!
Aw, a sad day indeed. I love Are You Being Served?
Ok, just so we’re clear. Black people can neither swim nor do gymnastics.
And just so we are clear, you are neither smart nor quick witted.
Take your bigotry elsewhere!
But apparently bigot asshats can post on blogs. Whodathunkit?
Kitty, please leave the planet…doitnowmove!
“White Men Can’t Jump” is not inaccurate. Black people don’t swim well. It has to do with higher bone density against buoyancy. The same with gymnastics. It’s not racist to recognize racial differences.
Comparatively, white people don’t jump or run as fast as blacks. That has to do with pelvic construction as it relates to the angles of pelvic to leg musculature. A butt that sticks out more to the back has a higher angle for connecting the muscle to the leg. This yields a higher “contraction pressure” (I don’t know the terms).
Regarding gymnastics, the larger, more dense bones of blacks make it much more difficult to do the spins and loop-de-loops of floor gymnastics or things like the parallel bars or pommel horse. On the other hand things like the stationary rings favor the person with a high angle of muscle to bone.
This is not racist, it merely is an observation.
Exactly, all you dumbasses take your racist name calling and go play on a busy highway.
Emperor, Leader of the Resistance, Tetragramaton Cleric — Doesn’t know their facts, not quick witted.
Dragonwriter — Hadn’t thunk that it’s true and has nothing to do with bigotry.
Admiral Apparent — Needs to leave the universe. Nowdoitwhyareyoustillhere?!
*claws up from the grave, dragging stereo with him*
*pushes play, MJ’s Bad begins to play*
*10,000 zombies claw from the ground behind him*
*zombie hoard starts moonwalking toward Kitty*
*hoard throws down some new choreographed moves while overtaking Kitty*
*the music is momentarily interrupted with horrifying screams*
*flesh being torn and bones shattering are also heard over the music*
*Kitty parts fly through the air*
*hoard consumes every last piece*
*hoard dances back into their graves*
*zombie grabs stereo on his way back into his grave*
SHAMONE!
*other than 10,001 sets of footprints, not a sign is left of the apocalypse*
Awesome.
Just Awesome.
Yep, if you have to pick a way to go, a horde of moonwalking zombies is probably up there. You know, if you don’t mind being ripped limb from limb.
By the way, nice moves, ZA. I can tell you guys have been re-hearse-ing!
They have excellent goreography.
They’re just to die for!
It’s one of the one of the best dance corps(e) I’ve seen in ages! Engore!
Ya know, some of them were dead ringers of MJ’s style.
I’d kill for a ticket to their show.
Hey, Ms B! You’re up late, aren’t you? Oops, I mean, it’s deathly late – what are you up to?
It’s only 9:30 here! Not quite time to buy the farm for the day. I believe you are up late though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I’m headed there. I’ve just been so darn busy at work this week, I haven’t been able to get on as often as I’d like to. And it’s quiet here, so I thought I’d pop on for a few.
Have a nice evening, all!!!
Pleasant dreams, Judy.
I think I missed a thwacking!
But I like your hoard, so tidy!
On a side note, I am amazed by the number of new stars in the sky over the course of these two weeks. MJ, Farrah, Billy, and now Mollie. Who next?
Ed, you forgot Ed. “Heeeres Ed for ya.” Tosses Ed Mcmahon into Bondfan’s list.
When did Carradine (or howerver it’s spelled) go?
June 4. I don’t know how you missed this one.
BANGKOK – Police are speculating that accidental suffocation, not suicide, may have caused the death of American cult actor David Carradine, whose body was found in a hotel closet in the Thai capital with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals.
I just didn’t remember the exact date, and there’s speculation that he was murdered. A friend of mine who has lived in Thailand says he wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. Apparently stuff like that happens with some frequency there. According to him.
Wow. One night in Bangkok really does make a hard man humble.
Boney M ?
I always thought that line was “…make a hard man crumble”. But I mis-hear lyrics all the time so, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Hey, that could work, too! I suffer from the same malady, Avis!
I don’t think we’re alone in that. There are multiple sites dedicated to misheard lyrics. Some are hysterical!
Also, on a related, if morbid note, I found a celebrity death watch site. It’s kind of interesting.
Assuming the clickie works.
If it doesn’t it’s >>> fly me to the tomb . com minus the spaces.
I’m glad they don’t have a meter of some type, it would be pegged by now. I forgot about Dom and hadn’t heard about Ricardo. Looking a thread or two up, it appears the site is about to be updated again. What a year!
We actually have a “death pool” in our office. We make a list of celebrities we think will die this year, and the winner is the person with most deaths on their list.
Very morbid LOL
Maybe not. The guys who run the site have specific rules about who is a celebrity and who isn’t. If Mollie’s death doesn’t make it to the AP, they may not update the site at all. I’ve seen their list of “not a celebrity” and at least two of the folks on it really were famous. So, either their qualifications are entirely arbitrary, or they aren’t all that in to higher art. Unless the artists that dies is sooooo well known, they don’t make the list.
What are the parameters involving death?
There is a slight difference between mostly dead and all dead. See, mostly dead, is slightly alive. With mostly dead there’s only one thing you can do.
What?
Search through his clothes for loose change.
Are you being sarcastic….. LOL
It’s from the movie Princess Bride. I’m actually watching that movie right now.
She was blaving.
Liar! Liiiaaarrr!
Can I just say that that actress is just plain awesome? Because she is. She just is.
Blaving?
It means to lie.
To bluff.
I stand corrected.
It’s been a while!
No worries. I’m just being a twit!
The parameters (nice big fancy word) aren’t regarding death, but rather the individuals “celebrity”. That one has died is a given. That one was famous, for whatever reason, is subject to opinion it seems.
Thanks for the delightfully morbid site, Avis!
It is known, I have a decidedly dark sense of humor!
We have a teaching when I baby is born an old one is torn. Which means taken to the realm to help with the fires for the rest of us to come.
Ummmm….. how does that apply to this discussion?
It was about death? And the way some predict it.
*observes a moment of silence for Mrs Slocombe and her &112;u&115;sy*
(spelled the last word out before, expect to be in moderation indefinitely)
Oh, bother.
Wait, Mollie died?
2) blog gets infected with “did he die” comments
2) lots of celebrities die
So, the die is cast?
You should merge this thread with your “tool” thread with LCB up there…^^^^
Can you help? I do my best dovetailing with you.
It turns out I need a new name. I was bored and googled Qwaz and came up with an image of a rather creepy looking man
Whats up? I.S. Why the long face.
twitter.com/illproveit
John Lennon died
OMG WTF!?
Funny
more proof that you dressing like a gangsta makes you look stupid, and not the “good” kind.
That gotta hurt! =D
Who came up with this stunt? This has “Bad Idea” written all over it in bright red sharpie.
Looked more like a failed WWE tryout. The poor upside-down guy could’ve gotten piledrived from that fall!
dats when they decided to start stomping the yard.
I wonder what they were thinking would happen if they did that.
Ok guys, BRING IN THE WRECKING BALL!
THEY DIDNT MAKE ME BREAKFAST! THEY JUST PULVERIZED MY NUTZ!
maybe they were demonstrating the shaolin iron crotch technique. in which case, this is a total win.
IN THE NUTS
that hurt!
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